#yk when Eren was like oh you're just doing this shit to get into the interior? fuckass

[thelastsirenssong]

Jean Kirstein send tweet

[lemonmaid]

Jean x male reader x reiner

Just Jean and Reiner admiring reader's body while he works out before going up to him and marking his body with hickeys and bite marks yk just some light smut ���

Warnings: Male reader, Modern AU, eye fucking basically, steamy but not like titan hot steam, college au. Drinking?

Now Jean was no stranger to what he thinks is beautiful, but here he is eye fucking a stranger at the gym.

I mean, at first he was kinda intimated, seeing you lift so much weights, then he started to see sweat drip in the right places and oh god not to mention the compression shirt.

Jean wouldn't say he is gay, but damn, maybe just a little bi? I mean, he did date Marco at one point but all friends date their friends before being best friends right?

Reiner was saying some shit about protein and bulking but he didn't care, what he did care about what was going on in that-

"Jean, do you get what I'm saying? You need to start bulking up or you're gonna be under weight this season-"

Jean kept staring at you,"Mhm, right".

Reiner was getting pissed at this point, whatever could Jean be goggling right now-

As Reiner turned behind him he saw you, did he understand the appeal, yeah but that wasn't the point right now, "Ah the new guy?".

Jean finally looked at Reiner, "you know him?".

Reiner huffed, "yeah he transferred from out of state, some fancy college town. He is going to be joining our team later today. Why don't we say hi".

Before Jean could interject, Reiner started walking towards your bench.

"Yo, (last name). You coming to the frat tonight no?"

You take one airpod out, wiping the sweat off your chin, "yeah what's the catch".

Reiner shrugged his shoulders, "pretty sure Annie said a case of beer, but pony boy here doesn't drink 'piss water'" he says as he hits Jean's chest.

Jean's face turned red, "shut it!".

You smirked, taking a gulp of your water.

Jean watched as your lips wrapped around the tip- god.

You exhaled, " what time would it be?".

"Nine".

You hummed, "maybe".

Later that night Jean was listening to Armin rant about some chick in his lab class, looking at the door and back at Armin and the group.

"And she had the audacity to ask me for my notes? She didn't even come to lab in the right clothing, almost making me and her fail the lab-".

Eren took a swing of some jungle juice, "what a cunt, do you want me to ask Historia to take care of it?".

Armin rolled his eyes, "No, i don't need that cheerleader playing bully, also I thought the two of you ended things?".

Eren shoockrd his head, "nah we never dated, she just wanted to make Ymir jealous".

Fucking bitch.

Jean sighed, mumbling how he was gonna get another drink. When he enters the kitchen he sees something he didn't expect, you and Reiner.

Reiner was gripping your ass like it was a football that he can't let go, his tounge deep in your throat. Jean felt his heart dropped and the red solo cup in his hand crushed.

Reiner opened his eyes, before smirking at Jean. He pulled away from your mouth, "Jean man! Look at (Name)'s party trick".

Jean look at you, your tongue is sticked out with a cherry stem knotted up, fuck.

Either Reiner was tipsy or fucking into men because how the hell did he get you to show him that trick. Reiner laughed at Jean's facial expression.

Some junior came up to Reiner mumbling into his ear before Reiner and him stormed off, screaming about Eren fighting.

You looked at Jean with a smirking, "you wanna try it?" Holding another cherry.

[abbyslev]

𝑭𝑹𝑰𝑬𝑵𝑫𝑺 𝑻𝑶 𝑳𝑶𝑽𝑬𝑹𝑺- 𝑨𝑶𝑻 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳𝑺 + 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬

A/N: quick hcs while i work on on spicy hcs ! I hope everyone enjoys :)

HANGE 

I feel like hange would have always liked you, they just now came to terms with it though

They would watch over you a bit more, and become more fiddly and nervous around you

Levi catches on so quick 

“Hey four-eyes, you like them or something?” 

Hange dies of embarrassment

You guys have always cuddled and  stuff but now that hange likes you their heart is doing backflips 

You guys have your daily dinner together and hange can't help but stare in awe at you <333

Hange got you small trinkets like little bowls and stuff, but now they get you flowers and heart shaped items hoping you would catch on :(

Levi lowk encouraged hange to make a move

Little did hange know that you would gossip to hanges cadets about crushing on them

Ugh Jean, Sasha and Connie plan to set you guys up

It worked! Hange overcame their fear and took you out on a date 

Hanges all like :D the whole time

Meant to be tbh 

SASHA

You two became close super quickly

Sasha had a super hard time realizing what she felt when she was around you

Like Connie would touch her arm and she wouldn’t care but when you would even look at her she would melt

Connie caught on pretty quick and told Jean

TEASING the poor girl

Sasha would split her food in half just bc she loves you that much

She would laugh at everything you do 

Soooooo bad at hiding her crush

She blushes so easily

You like her back but she's oblivious to it

To help her sleep at night she would always ask to sleep in your bunk <333333

One day, you gave her half of your bread and she blurted out that she was deeply in love with you 

You kissed her bc she got all shy

BEST COUPLE OUT THERE EVERYONE ELSE LEAVE

ANNIE

Annies smart about herself so she knew it was a crush as soon as she met you

She hid it so well because yk how she is smfh

Annie always shares her food and makes sure you're okay 

She told you that you were her first best friend 

Lowkey warmed your heart and broke it bc you were in love w her 

Reiner could see how much annie was in love w you tho 

During all their meetings annie would be like “Just make sure they’re not around or involved” LIKE OK

Annie knew she would have to leave soon so she couldn't make a move or anything 

She would sneak out and take you to the walls just to watch the night sky and talk

Then on one day, she decided to do something for herself and not for everyone else

She kissed you and told you she loved you, even if it was wrong

You died of excitement bruh

After that Annie would hold your hand and do couple stuff w you in private which was fine w you

Annie loves you sm its insane 

MIKASA

If you think shes protective over Eren, wait till you see how she is about you

Babies you like crazy

She knows you can handle yourself but she's just so in love with you she can't help it 

Armins all like “I KNOW YOU'RE IN LOVE W THEM” 

Mikasa would die for you and she made that known

Ever since you two met she felt this weird pull towards you and she found out she was in love w you not to long after

During trainings mikasa would always set aside some time for you

When you joined the scouts she was quick to join too

She needed to make sure you were safe

Sleeps next to you but claims it's to help you (Spoiler alert: its for her)

One day Armin was like planning a whole date

He told you Mika asked to meet you at this grassy area

He told mika that you told her to meet her there

When you both got there Armin set up a whole picnic w food and shit like OKAYYYY

You we're both confused and flustered and mika just mumbled “Oh, Armin.” with a smile

HE WAS TIRED OF SEEING BOTH OF YOU IN LOVE BUT NO ONE MAKING MOVES OK

The date went so well

Mika walked you back to your shared room and kissed you before you went inside like IUIUDBEIYHDIWUBPIU

Slept entangled like every night, but this time was different

Mika asked you out on the next date

YES OFC DUHHHH

Armins in the corner smiling btw

YELENA

Wouldn't even try and hide it like shes just horny tbh

Like she's always been super flirty or wtv but you thought it was her just being herself around you

She's kinda worried about you in the battle field or wtv but shes kinda more focused on Eren smfh

Meatrider

Thinks you look so good in a uniform like the first time she saw you in one she was like “Oh hey sexy.”

CORNY ASS

One day she was just tired of hiding her feelings and she was like fuck it

Pulled you in someone's office and literally made out w you no warnings or anything

Was like “be mine” and you just nodded before shes at your face again

She cares a little more when your in danger now <3

Remember when that general broke her elbow

You helped help try and fix it

Thinks it's so hot when you shoot people like why are you so horny? Get help lena smfh

[neverchecking]

The Chain as AOT (And ASOT) People

As decided by me. And @lilac-and-daydreams and @angry-trashcan.

・❥・So, this all started because they were making fun of my taste in men and the pattern of it (Link, Vash, Knives, Armin, Hawks, Gordon Ramsey-)

・❥・Just let me set that straight.

・❥・ Ganon is Zeke.

・❥・Legend is Levi. Short, short tempered, good at everything. It just seemed to fit.

・❥・Time, is this might seem controversial, is Erwin. The man in charge, at first, and has bad eyebrows, knows things he won't tell the others. Plus, c'mon. They're practically the same person.

・❥・Hange is four. Both are wicked smart and a little unhinged. Maybe not like season 1/2 hange but DEFINATELY commander Hange.

・❥・And then we had two directions. Option A) Was Wild was Eren and Mikasa was Cal (Quiet, calculative, good at fighting bc lore accurate AOC Link is CRAZY) or Option B) was Wild was still Eren and Twilight was Mikasa (Protective, follows like a dog).

・❥・It will surprise no one that we threw out the idea that Wild was Eren. BUT Twilight was decided to be Mikasa. Again, super protective, dangerous, good on their own.

・❥・Anyway-

・❥・Wild is Connie.

・❥・Thats where we threw him. And I KNOW someone will be like? What about Sasha? He could be Sasha? IM GETTING THERE-

・❥・Bc Wild's personality is more than food, just like Sasha's and his personality is closer to Connie's than Sasha's. >:(

・❥・Plus Wild never knew his mom so I could make the "His mom is a titan" Joke.

・❥・Sage we thought at first would be Armin. He's Armin coded in the least. Manipulative, gaslighty, you know, the finer things in life.

・❥・But in the end Bailey was like "What if he was Eren?" And yk what? They were so right for that.

・❥・The lost in translation, blurred between good and bad, because, like Bailey said, Sage is the perfect Antihero/antivillain. Because he's self-driven. He's looking out for himself. He knows what he wants and how he wants it done.

・❥・And SPOILERS

・❥・ To be taken out by the only person who tried to help him? Divine.

・❥・END SPOILERS BTW

・❥・Now, you guys are probably like What about Armin? Who's Armin if it's not Sage?

・❥・It's Sky.

・❥・Sky, whom looks so sweet and innocent and will cry to get what he wants. Sky, who knows what words are need to make what things happen. Sky who's willing to step on those under him all the way to the top.

・❥・Sky is Armin.

・❥・We joked that Wars would be Jean for a while, but then we scrapped that idea and decided that Hyrule would be better funnier as Jean. The vibes man. The VIBES.

・❥・@fanfic-fairy-fountain said Cal could also be Armin. Which I also agree with.

・❥・As Lilac said it's the underlying manic pixie girl energy.

・❥・We knew Wars was gonna be a Yeagerist-- which Ironic we know bc he hates traitors, but also it just fit too well otherwise.

・❥・ BUT THEN-

・❥・Wars as Reiner, and then WIND as either Birth control or Annie. Because Wind follows Wars and when he...disappears, it'll destroy Wars.

・❥・Plus Wind as Bertllala and then getting along with Hyrule/Jean only to then get sniped? MMM.

・❥・Cal is Sasha. Both eat questionable things. 'nough said.

・❥・FIERCE. He's the OG titan. Iykyk you know?

・❥・Wild is a slap on titan Armin thank you. But just for this-

"Who's that babe you're with?"

"Wild? And their not a girl."

"Hey there Wildmina, you wanna take a bath later?"

"....Can I bring an industrial strength lightning rod?"

・❥・I love it sm <3

・❥・Anyway those were our thoughts. Tell us what you think or don't. I can't control what you do /lh

・❥・ I WAS DOING TAGS AND OMG

・❥・SAGE IS A SLAP ON TITAN LEVI

・❥・"Don't cry Natura...You're so ugly when you cry."

・❥・Natura would be petra in a slap on titan

・❥・I AM CRACKING MYSELF UP WITH THIS SHIT-

Sage: Kid, what the fuck was I to you? Batman?

Wild: YES.

Sage: Huauubh?!

Wild: NO.

・❥・

Sage: And wild child, just so you know-

Wild: Yeah?

Sage: I'm Batman.

Wild: OH MY GOD I HATE THAT MAN.

・❥・

Wild: Admiral Casual? Your nickname is Admiral Casual?

Sage: Look, Wild, I'm just going by reality.

Sage: That's why your nickname is baby dick.

・❥・

Sage: Listen, buttercup, Ima need you to tone it down several notches. You're at an eleven right now, I need you at about a four.

Sage: You have no idea the hangover I'm fighting right now.

・❥・

Time: Here's the truth.

Time: Most of you are going to die.

Time, pointing to each villager: Dead, dead, you are DEFINITELY Dead, you're cute so maybe you'll live, dead, dead. By the golden three I don't even wanna know whats gonna happen to you.

Time: Who knows how you'll pass? *Proceeds to describe several very graphic ways of dying*

Time: Literally all we do is die.

・❥・

Time: I used to have a job crushing cans.

Time: It was Soda-pressing.

・❥・

Hyrule: A black flare? We never went over this? Either everyone's dead or-

Hyrule: ...Or Voldemort's returned.

・❥・

Hyrule: This is why Wild always told you to mix it right or the hallucinations start kicking in!

・❥・

Titan: You again? Really?

Hyrule: Yes.

Hyrule: Come to me. My Waifu.

・❥・

Sage: Look, Wild, sometimes you gotta run. I've been running from people all my life.

Sage: The military police, debt collectors,

Sage: Some bitch I know named Hylia.

Wild: Do you even have a plan?!

Sage: Of course I have a plan! I always have a plan for everything.

Natura: OH MY GOD HE'S BLUFFING- HE'S BLUFFING, thats what he says when he doesn't have a plan!

Sage: HEY- HORSEFACE-

・❥・

Natura: Im sleeping with WILD.

Sage: WILDCHILD? That swagless BEAST?

・❥・

Wild: So this is what you do?

Wild: Drop tail and run away? Like a little BITCH?!

Sage: Wild, you're only saying that because I can't reach back there and pimp slap the shit out of you.

・❥・

Sage: I DO NOT care. What I do care about is that basement.

Sage: Through heaven and hell, fire or rain, we are getting to that basement.

Sage: And I am wearing your dead mother's panties ON MY HEAD.

Literally all of Episode 18 is SO THEM.

[h0neylevi]

gonna be a 100% honest, only levi stans care abt how popular he is 😭 like he's my fav too but I cannot stand any levi community w minors especially on twitter bc they make him the poor guy when he's literally the gojo of aot...... I love him bc he's badass obv and is well written w a tragic past but so does literally eren??? did we not watch the same show??? I feel like they're pretty complex in dif ways to me and I enjoy both characters even if I prefer levi a little bit more. everytime I encounter a levi stan they feel superior over a mere fictional character???? as in "oh I like the most liked guy haha eren is such a loser" like??? why do 90% of the levi stans hate eren so much like yea levi is popular and thats great many ppl can see he has a great character but at the end of the day eren is not any less complex and cool??? and for some reason when I argue w levi stan that makes him look like some poor kitty (well i do feel bad for him many times but yk the babying and innocent image of himnon twt) they tell me that eren made stupid decisions as if you'd know what to do perfectly when ure 16 and know you're gonna die within 3 years. eren haters are usually also the same ones who wish death upon gabi.... sorry for the rant lol but this just isn't a happy anime and every character has flaws. it's stupid to hate on the mc for that 😦

you gotta be new here because literally the only one here blowing up about Levi’s popularity is a hardcore Eren fan going around to all of the Levi blogs and harassing them about his supposed lack of popularity lol. I’m assuming you’re not the same person so I’m gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

I think the key points that you’re missing in all of that is ‘Twitter’ and ‘minors’ tbh

Twitter is a cesspool where it feels like people join in on pointless debates and arguments for no reason. I’m not trying to invalidate what you’ve experienced but I would caution you not to lump every single Levi fan (or Eren fan or whoever else for that matter) in as one entity that all shares the same opinion. Like anything else, the loudest people are the ones who get heard and I have never in my four or five years of participating in this fandom run across a Levi fan who has cared about his popularity. Just like I have never met an Eren fan (apart from the anon who’s been harassing Levi writers for weeks) or an Erwin fan or a mikasa fan etc who cares about their favorite character’s popularity.

It’s children. Because when you’re a child, you care about being popular and you care about the popularity of others. And that’s not saying that they’re stupid or silly or whatever, because that’s just how kids are. I cared about that kind of shit when I was a kid too.

And of course they’re all complex characters. They’re all tragic too in their own unique ways. But someone focusing on their special character that they particularly like above the rest doesn’t mean that they think the other characters aren’t also complex and unworthy of attention. It’s just that they like that one dude and want to spend their time focusing on him.

Tl:dr: y’all just gotta live and let live. If someone’s doing something that you don’t like or agree with that they enjoy and it isn’t harming anyone, move on. Pretty basic shit.