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michaelwheelers · 5 months
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Zendaya as Tashi Duncan in CHALLENGERS (2024)
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gibbyslounge · 1 year
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“how was ___” “it was good” but everyone is distraught and traumatized
#long tags lol#tw throwing up#boyyyy so i was just sleeping basically this entire 5 hr roadtrip bc this weekend tired me OUT#i open my eyes a little bc yk when the car stops ur like what up and it was traffic#Then i turn to my right and my little sister is throwing up in a paper bag#im like whatt the fuck am i seeing this right#i tap my moms head to let her know her daughter is puking behind her bc shes not reacting or nothing#then she rolls her window down allllll the way so im like Cool she knows shes trying to air this place out!#oh yeah mind you my little sister and i are in the third row of the car luggages all around us shes sitting behind the seat that goes down#i have no exit point whatever happens in this back row i gotta breathe it live it be it#so my sister is sitting there w her paper bag and im like damn uhh shes not stopping this keeps going#she stops for a second to hand me a plastic bag w her shoes in it to open it then she goes back in and im like Shit!#her hands had throw up and now theres throw up on my hands while im trying to open the back w her adidas shoes#and she says oh no my shoes! before she has to accept the inevitable and hurls right on them#turns out the bag w her shoes had a hole in it… shit is all over her shirt and pants and seat and shoes#this is all happening very quickly by the way so the short traffic is done my dad is pressin on the gas w his life tryna get us home#no clue the absolute massacre going on behind him#i have to yell three times dad! can you pull over! his hearing is bad#my siblings r gagging acting like theyre the ones going through all this yelling at my little sister like shuttt the fuck up#my mom is like there r wipes in the bag behind you#so ok my dad pulls over my little sister absolutely covered in her own puke#im sitting there breathing through my mouth just handing her a shittt ton of wipes and new clothes#she changes her clothes in the middle seat and i start cleaning the seats fml#i get a new plastic bag from someone to put the wipes in and that has a hole too so some gets on my pants fml#we clean everything up and drive the rest of the thirty minutes back home#my siblings have their little masks face right out the window#i have absolutely no defenses against what just happened i put my face in clorox container#we get home my dad leaves us to pee but whatever and last but not fucking least the canelles drop all over the street
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bvidzsoo · 3 months
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What is it with my freaking brain that whenever I sit down to write this wrenched thesis (yes, i have to write ANOTHER thesis for my pedagogy module, i hate life rn) MY BRAIN IS PREOCCUPIED MAKING UP PLOT LINES OR IS PLAYING OUT A PLOT THAT I HAVE WRITTEN FOR FUTURE STORIES??? wtf is wrong with me (nothing, i’ve just reached my limit for thesis writing LOL)
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luminiamore · 5 months
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STRETCH.
yoga instructer choso x black man-eater reader
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a/n: this is heavily inspired by jennifer’s body (・_・ヾ
also 1000 followers WHATT? (つ✧ω✧)つ
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no branding included in this fic actually, so yk what that means. part two in the future asf (ノ´ з `)ノ
warnings: murder, reader is a succubus who eats boys & the girls she sleeps with (not choso), reader has fangs, big dick choso, he’s shy, he do be eating ass though, sloppy eater, whiny choso, pussydrunk cho, breeding asf, soft dom choso but like ( ̄ω ̄;) subby, he makes reader submit, just nasty, also frens with satosugu
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man-eater
Noun
man-eater (plural man-eaters)
An animal that attacks and kills humans for food, such as certain tigers or sharks; any animal that consumes human flesh. quotations 
A cannibal; a human that eats other humans. quotations 
(by extension, slang) A seductive dangerous woman, often readily taking and discarding male romantic partners. 
One thing you loved about the 21st century is that there was never a shortage of people. They were everywhere. Crawling around like little ants and fucking rapidly like rabbits. You never ran out of your source of food, your source of life. 
Your species have been around for a long time. You don’t remember how you came to be, but when you first opened your eyes, you were in the center of hot molten rock from the middle of the northwest Pacific Ocean. Tamu Massif, the world’s massive underwater volcano, just 1,600 km east of Japan, was your home. 
Your first feeding, your first kill, happened off the coast on the Seychelles beaches about two days after you were awakened. Your brown body was paling by then, but you didn’t know why. At first, you didn’t know what you were, but you knew you were weak and physically unable to move at some point. While still beautiful, your eyes lacked any life in them. You needed energy.
In your defense, they came to you. The wife did, more specifically. You were under the sun a lot; it was the only thing that could at least give you some life. You suspected she and the buff man with her were here as tourists, a honeymoon vacation spot perhaps. But, even after just being introduced to this world, you knew what you preferred. You were selective.
Her husband wasn’t all that interesting to break, but her... 
She was gorgeous, downright angelic. And you had such a strong desire to fuck her. And weirdly enough, your mouth started savoring at the thought of eating her. 
It seems you hadn’t known just how insatiable you can be, just how powerful you really are. It wasn’t on purpose; you swear it wasn’t. But you know what they say about firsts. She was addicting. How soft she was, how perfect her body fit with yours. She taught you how to feel, how to let go. You were so high on pleasure.
So, you can imagine your distress when you wake up to her unmoving body on top of your naked one. When you shift your eyes to the left, you notice her neck, specifically the missing chunk of it. You lick your lips and immediately grimace at the saltiness. You pushed her body towards your side with a huff. 
At first, you felt quite hysterical. You ran toward the mirror and saw something that caused you to gasp.  
Was that blood?
Red spots were all over your face, and your mouth area was even more adorned. Your locs are messy, cascading down past your hips. It wasn’t difficult to figure out what occurred while you were intoxicated with pleasure. 
Your face is grim as you grasp onto the skin of your forehead, groaning. Flashes start to appear in your mind. A glimpse of her face, body, her pussy. Flashes of you leaning into her neck, flashes of her neck being torn apart, and flashes of her body shaky under your firm hold. 
Oh.
After about ten seconds had passed of your staring in the mirror, you accepted that this woman was now dead. You had killed her. 
But.. you weren’t overwhelmed by dread. Not upset or guilty that you completely depleted this woman’s life force. A strong feeling coursed through every nook and cranny in your veins, and you felt rejuvenated. The eye bags that had formed beneath your wispy eyelashes were absent, you could tell that much despite the amount of blood splattered on your face.
You had a liking for this feeling. Your strength was apparent, and your skin was brighter and clearer. You experienced such a state of euphoria. And well, you would die if you didn’t get more. Literally and figuratively.
You didn’t make an effort to conceal the body; you felt no need to. You felt compelled to go somewhere, but when you looked in that direction, all you could see was the moving water. You escaped into the ocean at the exact moment, moving as fast as you could away from the small island and following the intense pressure calling out to you.
Since that incident, you’ve stayed in Japan. A black woman with unnatural beauty stalked through the night, undeniably being the center of attention. You were the talk of everywhere you went; people often compared you to a witch, a vampire was the funniest one you’ve heard. You were unusual and feared a little by the public. Although you were beautiful, every step you took was infused with a sense of danger and mystery. Death, even. 
It’s common for people who left with you to never be seen again. In the event that they were, they weren’t the same. People had this inexhaustible attraction towards you. They wanted to know more, they tried to discover the secrets you held. But unless you choose them, all people could potentially get out of you was a meaningless glance.
The more you kill, the stronger you become. You became aware of this shortly after your second kill, and you could soon hold off on feeding for weeks if you needed to. Though you’ve grown to realize that you’re superior to a particular breed, you were never the type to go crazy with power. Many of your species, you could tell, were famous and had the most influence on the public. 
Take the city’s most well-known billionaires, such as Suguru Geto and Satoru Gojo. Their ownership of many corporations and businesses allowed them to have multiple connections with dangerous parts of Japan, such as the Yakuza. However, they also contribute significant amounts of income to the city annually. Their support of the most popular things in the population was indisputable, making it impossible not to like them. It wasn’t because they wanted to; they weren’t that generous, but because they loved power. 
Passing them on your stroll, you could tell they were similar to you. Their scent was unlike that of humans, and their energy and absolute pheromones were ridiculous. They were looking for prey that night, you could tell by how potent it was. And perhaps if you were human, you would have fallen for their charm when they called out for you. 
They had plans to make you their meal for the night, but unfortunately, their hypnotic effect on humans didn’t work on you. That’s when they realized that you were like them, and well, they were both amused. 
“Aw, how cute,”
“Bet you would’ve tasted real good too.”
To this day, you don’t know if Suguru was talking about eating you or your pussy. Even so, you became a close friend of the pair from that moment forward. There were days when they would pop up to your apartment unannounced and grace you with their antics. It was more of a domestic setting, not sexual, but they enjoyed being around someone who deeply understood them. 
Today was one of those days. Your peaceful nap ended when they entered your bedroom and plopped down on your bed, discussing the last feeding they had. Satoru’s voice reaches an enthusiastic pitch,
“She was so bendy, Suguru! She bent over backwards, and she was still taking my dick,” 
The long-haired man shifts his eyes carelessly towards his best friend, who is resting on your thighs and intensely focused on something on his phone. You were oblivious to the words spewed out by Satoru, fighting against the sleep you had gotten before they arrived. The latter raises a brow,
“Hmm,”
“She told me she takes something called yoga classes? It’s a shame she’s dead now, she was fu- Wait! Hey, Y/n?”
Your response is a hum as he shifts his head to your face and speaks with a sly smile on his lips,
“Do you take yoga classes?” 
You were not very fond of modern activities, so you rarely indulged in them. You rarely attempt to learn about human life and what they do for fun or work due to that knowledge. Their values never weighed down on you, and as a result, you lived a peaceful life. When you glanced down at piercing ice eyes, the confusion was evident on your face, 
“What’s..yoga?”
Suguru gave a response instead, knowing that Satoru would give you a misleading description of the exercise, 
“It’s just an activity humans do to calm the mind and stretch the body.”
“I see. Does it bring pleasure?”
“Maybe, they seem to be very satisfied afterwards.”
You twist your head in thought, interesting. Satoru pokes at your shoulder, and when you glance down, he shows you his phone screen. Plentiful pictures of women in various positions, very flexible..positions. Was she holding herself up on her forearms?
“Where can I find this? I’d like to.. learn.” Your own words caused you to startle yourself, and now you’re completely awake. 
Since when? 
You hear a breathy laugh coming from beneath you. “Oh yeah? Didn’t peg you as the type to like playing with your food.” His fingers move to find the nearest yoga studio by your building, despite his taunting, and he feels internally happy when he discovers it’s one he knows. 
You flick his head, giggling while he grunts a bit. “It’s interesting. I didn’t know the body could shape itself like that.” In all honesty, he presented you with some pictures that made you grimace a little. 
“There’s a place called Kamo’s Zen Sanctuary a few blocks from here. Of course, Suguru and I are friends with the owner.”
The mentioned man hums in assurance, 
“We can send a car to take you tomorrow afternoon if you’re up for it.” He wiggles his brows as he waits for your response.
As always, they kept their word without fail. Before the car arrived the next day, a large package was delivered to your door with a flimsy note that said, ‘You’re welcome.’ 
It’s probable that you only needed one yoga set, but your friends wanted to give you a wide array of choices to pick from. Ultimately, you opted for a lightweight black set. When you looked in the mirror, you really saw how the clothing accentuated your body, especially your ass. Oh, you liked this.
Stopping outside the studio, your mind suddenly became well aware that you didn’t know how human establishments operated. You took pleasure in the decorative pieces that this place had. Cold air, a Buddha statue spilling water steadily in a bowl, and soothing violin music immediately welcomed you upon arrival. 
Despite not being familiar with the environment, you still entered it with grace. You would have left if it weren’t for the tall, handsome gentleman who sneaked up on you from behind. His silent demeanor made it impossible to hear him, and when you saw his face, you indeed weren’t disappointed.
“Do you need help, miss?”
Smooth was how his words came across. When you faced him, his face was smooth, too. Your body vibrated, your fingertips were slightly twitching, and your mind was reeling in the fact that you were suddenly very, very hungry. Although it’s been a week since you last had anything to eat, you’ve already found your next prey. 
Him. The quite pale man with a pair of beautiful, solemn eyes. The dark line across his face is a perfect fit for him, and it’s hard not to notice. His plum lips are almost puckered, but they look so soft you want to sink your teeth into them. You want him.
You eye his exposed biceps in the black shirt clinging onto his pale skin, “Yes, I want to learn yoga. How can I?”   
Even as his ears flush, he maintains a steady tone and unbothered expression when addressing you, barely making eye contact, “I can get you started with that. My name is Choso. I’m an instructor here. Come with me, miss.”
You nodded without reason because the man had already turned and started walking to a different room. You’re staring at him, more so the way his muscles ripple with every step he takes. There’s an intangible desire on your part to fuck this man, bite every inch of his body until he was withering in pleasure. 
Choso seemed shy, but you liked that he was nervous and fidgety around you as you faced him in a larger room with a mirror covering both ends. There were no lights on, only candles surrounding the black walls. The echo from the fish swimming in the small pond could be heard throughout the space. 
His back could be seen through the clear glass. As you looked around, you also noticed red mats and..blocks? This place was strange. You lick your lips when he speaks again, 
“This is where we do the practice. I sense that you’re new to this. Do you want to start with a small stretch first?” His hand reaches behind him to pick up a thin mat, his low purple eyes flickering between the object and you. 
“Of course, Choso.”
Choso has a sweet scent, almost like a bakery. The moment you walked inside, his scent infiltrated your nostrils. The sheer proximity of his body when he guided you into what he said was the downward dog position made you feel like you were floating. You felt hot, even on fire, when he touched you. The fabric you wore was so tightly held onto your body that it felt like he was touching your bare skin.
He was exerting pressure on your lower thighs, making them conform to the position. When you glanced in the mirror, he seemed so focused on what he was doing. You swear your pussy had a heartbeat. His gaze catches yours,
“Head down, miss.”
You listen wordlessly, your locs making small thumping sounds when they hit the red surface. Maybe Choso could feel the heat and craving radiating off of your body. Maybe he couldn’t. It’s impossible to read his thoughts, no matter which way you look at it. His face remains blank after he says ‘good job’ for maintaining the position after a minute. If he can feel your body heating up like you can, his expression doesn’t make it known. 
His body, however, does. More so, how red he gets, as if he’s heating up too as if he’s experiencing the same shit you are. Could he be?
Choso tells you about the next position he’s going to put you in,
“You’re a little tense on your outer hips, so we’re gonna do something called the Pigeon pose.”
You’re almost about to ask, ‘What’s that?’ but he shows you before you can even part your lips. Your right leg is flat against the floor, twisted in front of you almost perfectly, while your left leg elongates towards the back. Choso observes the difficulty of your arms in holding you up, so he goes in front of you to help. The firmness of his hands on your hips reflects his strength, especially when he presses down slightly to stretch the area. 
“It’s okay. Your legs are supporting you. You can relax a bit.” Can you, though? With the way, he’s pressing on an area that’s suddenly very sore to you. His voice is scratching some primal part of your brain. You think it’s impossible.
“Am I supposed to be doing something while in this position?” You intentionally lower your voice to make him look at you. He does, just not in the way you want. That stupid, blank expression is still on his face. You rub your lower body on the mat, shivering a little as it barely touches your clit through the fabric.
“You’re supposed to breathe. Just be.” He speaks softly against your face. You were fond of his closeness, the sensation of his breath being directly on your skin. 
“When will this feel pleasurable?” You exhale. You honestly weren’t seeing any interest in human activities again. You were only getting a slight burn on your legs, and that was due to the grip Choso still had on you.
You don’t know what it is you said, but you watch Choso intensely. You can see his eyes widen for a split second before returning to their original state.
“Pleasurable? You came here.. for pleasure?” 
There was a slight hiccup in his voice at the end of his question. You got him, you think. It shouldn’t be much to get him under you now. He taps his long fingers on your hip twice twice in an attempt to make you shift to the other leg, causing you to jump. 
A wince escapes your lips as he releases his grip on you, “I hear that this practice can give that. Is it true?”
You finally caught Choso’s eye on you. In fact, his gaze remains on you even after he observes your body shift its position. You believe that you like his eyes on you. He lowers himself to your level to help you still your body.
“I suppose it depends on what kind of pleasure you’re looking for, miss.”
You hum softly as you breathe him in once more today when his palms rest against you once again. What did he mean by that?
You reply, but your gaze never leaves his, “What kind of pleasure can you give me, Choso?” 
Choso was quiet, reserved from the public, and honestly tried his best to avoid any eye contact with you during your entire time in his studio. But he only has so much self-control, as did you. The only conversation was a series of intense squelching sounds as Choso sucked on your pink bud obscenely. 
“Oh fuck- Just like that, Cho!”
He moaned fervently against your brown lips, pulling your hips against his face and keeping your cheeks apart with his large grip. You were on your knees, back shaped into a perfect arch. He was not letting go, squeezing his tongue down your wet pussy lips. Your body shakes as his tongue licks a stripe through your folds, circles all over your puckered hole, and drool slips onto the thin mat.
“Ah-!”
Your cries made Choso even more red in the ears. He thought he was pretty dull, not exciting or engaging to talk to. He didn’t pay much attention to his looks, girls always found him too.. weird. It wasn’t something he expected to happen on his day. He knew who you were before you came in, Satoru had the pleasure of letting him know you were on your way. But the minute you came into his place of work, he found it very hard to resist you. That’s why he didn’t make any eye contact. 
The truth is, Choso was deeply attracted to you and found it terrifying. 
Choso’s pretty head was puzzled by the fact that he was responsible for the angelic sounds that emerged from your plump lips. He couldn’t fathom that he was on his knees licking the most sensitive parts of your body. But, he welcomed it, letting himself sink into the essence of you with a feeling of overwhelming desperation. 
“Want more. Come on, miss. Give m-me more, please.”
How much more can you give him? He already has his face deep inside of you. You understand what he is trying to say when he inserts two fingers into your wet mound, dragging them in and out and carefully grazing the spongy spot that makes you thrash around. You immediately clench at the intrusion, feeling the overwhelming pleasure burn in the pit of your stomach. 
Choso is eager to pay attention to all parts of you but doesn’t know where to focus. Every part of you tastes so celestial, he wanted you to give him everything at the same time. His finger-fucking is swift, and your mind is entirely absent when the man pushes his tongue into and out of your ass simultaneously. Choso was so turned on that his precum was making a stain on his shorts from how much he was leaking.
His moans vibrated against your lower lips, and you swore in all your existence that you had never been eaten so nasty like this. He was going to make you cum so fast that you couldn’t even be mad about it.
He can feel it. The fatness of your pussy is pressing against Choso’s two big fingers, forcing him to use more strength to maintain his rapid pace. Your wetness creates a beautiful clear puddle under his attack, and he can feel it. Could you also do that on his dick? Milk his cock over and over and over again until he couldn’t cum anymore? Choso has been an atheist his entire life, but he almost prayed for this one favor.
“Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Ouuu fuck! I’m g-gonna-”
The man doesn’t respond at first, only presses into your G-spot harder and more forcefully, as if he has a point to prove. He circles at your clit, wrapping the twitching bud around his lips, and sucks hard. What does it for you is the drunk whispers vibrating against your core of ‘Please, give it to me. Just cum. Fuck, it’s so wet.’
Your stomach tightens, your hands grip the carpeted floor in front of you, and your mouth releases pornographic moaning as cream pours out of you and onto his waiting tongue. Choso is clamoring for your taste, and as a result, he moans out with you. You have a strong desire for him, but for some inexplicable reason, your body is unwilling to eat him. Instead, you never wanted to fuck a person so badly in your life. 
Choso’s close proximity makes him ignore your little whimpers while rubbing his blushing, leaking tip up and down your sloppy cunt. When did he even pull his dick out? 
“Bet it’s so w-warm inside. Ah-” When his flushed tip accidentally slips in, and he gets a taste of the warmth you bring, his breathy voice cracks. You’re whining now. Pushing back on Choso, sucking his wide cock in your greedy hole, feeling impatient to force him down far enough to rip your pussy. 
Choso has the most beautiful moans you’ve ever heard. His voice is deep, but his tone gets so high in pitch when he’s like this. It’s so whiny it makes you cream. Literally. His voice cracks, just like his resolve does when you slide all 7.8 inches of him in so that your hips are flush against his pelvis. The feeling of his dick inside of you is so good that you’re so close to begging.
He thought he could have some self-control, but he barely kept it together when he was just eating you out. Your drooling pussy convulsing and contracting against Choso, against his cock, is a sign that his soul has reached a part of heaven. He couldn’t stop himself, really. He couldn’t do anything but relentlessly fuck you at an inhuman pace. 
“So good. So good. Pussy’s so fucking-” He cuts himself off with a loud groan when he witnesses your soft brown cheeks being spread apart for him, revealing a magnificent view of your pussy being stretched beyond their limits. Giving him a beautiful view of your messy pussy creaming the more his dick repeatedly punches your g-spot again and again and again.
You’re wailing. You’re trying to find something to hold onto that can bring your mind back to reality. Choso makes it so hard. He is becoming more and more clingy to your liquids, and his hips are vibrating violently against yours, making you believe he might be bruising your cervix. You love it. You love every speck of pleasure flowing and rippling through your body. You love everything he’s giving your body at this moment.
“I-I know what you- Oh fuck. W-what you are,”
Huh?
The thought is almost pushed out of your head when he angles his hips to get deeper inside of you. Wet and dirty sounds of his balls hitting your clit are filling the air of the stretch room. Choso is rambling now. Your pretty pussy’s attempt to milk his cock until there was nothing is making him feel delirious. It just feels so good, so safe, so wet. God, you were so fucking wet for him. He continues his fucked out declaration,
“A-And I can tell y-you don’t like c-commitment, but please. Please let me k-keep you satisfied for all e-eternity.” His rough and insatiable pounding sends your mind to distant places while he pleads. 
With whatever coherent part of your brain is still there, you cower away at the proposition. Shaking your head rapidly in a ‘no’ motion. His harsh thrusts are practically felt in your womb, pushing your hips away when you scramble to grab something stable to hold you on the floor.
Of course, Choso doesn’t let you run away like that. He quickly brings your waist back against him, making sure that his cock is nestled in the deepest parts of your warmth for a moment before starting to thrust again. You’re forced to take it all, and he doesn’t even need to say a word to prevent you from trying that shit again.
Still, you whimper out,
“Chooo baby, I can’t- Ahhh! Can’t l-let you do that.”
Choso only frowns at the evident lie on your lips and pushes your entire body harder onto the mat. A loud gasp escapes your lips when you unexpectedly squirt all over the thin object due to the sudden pressure you feel on your cervix. He was so deep.
Choso doesn’t slow down; he only moans with staggering moans when your pussy sprays its juices on him. In fact, he goes faster. 
“P-Please, miss. I can make you feel this g-good whenever you want. I can- Fuckk. I promise I c-can always fuck you deep like t-this. I’ll worship you. I’d do anything you- anything you ask, just please. L-Let me.” 
It seems that Choso understood precisely what you needed, a bit of prodding and persuading. He’s sure that if someone happens to walk into the lobby, they’ll hear exactly what’s going on due to the loud squelching you both are making. But why does he want that? Why does he want everyone to know that he is the one making you cry out so pretty as if he were your god? Despite your brief resolve, you give the handsome man exactly what he asks. You.
“Yes! Oh fuck yes! M’all yours, Cho! M’cumming- Shit. Shit. Shit. I’m-”
The sounds you both made at the same time were too much for your lovemaking to drown out. With your dam breaking, your pussy twitching open and closed, and your tight pussy covering his heavy cock with splashes of clear liquid and your sweet, sweet cream, Choso gets a taste of heaven. He cums with you. His hand grips the sides of your hips so hard, even through your dark skin, that it might leave bruises. Your perfect pussy squeezing a heavy load out of the man so much that he was shaking when he felt it overfill your cunt. Fuck, you’re too much. 
Heavy breathing and a light pap sound coming from his cum dripping out of your poor pussy could barely be heard by both of you. Choso was in such a headspace that his mind needed to take a breather to gather what the fuck he was going to say to you in a few minutes, his dick softening inside you. You were feeling the after-effects of being fucked so good, buzzing in your right ear, spasming on a cock that’s still buried deep inside of you, and aches on your lower body.
You start to pull off of him, thinking that’s what he wants, but he immediately grabs your hips and keeps you still, still not getting over the euphoric feeling of your pussy on him. Choso realizes something, and at this moment, he feels the most embarrassed he has ever felt. He managed to get a girl's commitment without even knowing her name. 
“Um.. miss?”
You barely let out a whisper, “Yes, Cho?”
“… What’s your name?”
There’s a beat of silence. Please don’t hate me. Please don’t hate me. Please don’t hate me. Choso is pleading that you won’t hate him.
His thoughts were disrupted by a melodic laugh and a honey voice, “It’s Y/n, cutie.” 
Y/n? He finds that name so.. pretty. Almost as pretty as your body. Almost as pretty as the sight of your tight pussy creaming up and- 
Well, now he’s hard again. You won’t mind if he pleases you a little more, right? After all, he made a promise, and Choso is never known for breaking his promises.
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ruizpizzaria · 11 months
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FAZGANGG ROLL OUT ( FNAF MOVIE RAMBLES + EASTER EGGS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ) PT 1
MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD ! ! ! !
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ok first off i cant put into text or words about how i fucking insane i am about this movie so uhm ahahaha im not gonna or i might explode my head off and end up looking like cc's foxy's plush. THIS MOVIE WAS THE MOST LOVINGLY LOVING LOVE LETTER TO THE FANBASE AND I COULD NOT BE MORE NUTS ABOUT IT
SO IM GONNA WRITE ABT ALL THE LIL EASTER EGGS I NOTICED DURING MY WATCH OF THE MOVIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ( many more rewatches to come )
UPDATE : PICS ADDED ! ! !
MATPAT AND CORYXKENSHIN CAMEOS ( NO MARKIPLIER D: )
do i even have to say anything about this??
MATPAT SERVING THEORIES SO HARD HE GOT HIRED AS A WAITRESS
CORY BREAKING ANKLES AS AN UBER DRIVER
the theater went ballistic yeah
SPARKY THE DOG CAMEO / FINALLY CANON LOL
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MAN OH MAN WHATT I DDID NOT EXPECT THIS ONE.
In the movie we get a full glimpse of a disassembled sparky suit in parts in service -> max gets stuffed inside this suit later on or a suit next to sparky
the diner that matpat works at is also called Sparky's ( lol foreshadowing )
this is still pretty unreal to me.
FNAF BOOK LORE PLAYS A BIG PART IN THE STORY
There's a scene towards the end of the movie where Abby is hiding from foxy and runs to hide behind some arcade games -> reference to the sequence where Foxy is chasing Charlie in the silver eyes (lighting is almost one on one too)
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The animatronics realize they're getting manipulated by afton /spring bonnie when Abby shows them the truth through a drawing depicting spring bonnie's true nature -> reference to Carlton showing the dead children that spring bonnie / afton is their enemy through drawing spring bonnie as their killer
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CARL THE CUPCAKE
i just find it kinda funny that the guy eaten alive by cupcake was named carl seeing as how carl was cupcake's fanon name
also he can defy gravity too ig
THE SHIRT CARL ( ONE OF THE GOONS WHO CAME TO TRASH THE PLACE ) IS WEARING HAS A PRINT OF FNAF 6'S DRIVING MINI GAME
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Chica's magic rainbow from FNAF world gets its own branded ice cream parlor chain :
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EVERYTHING ABOUT ABBY HANGING OUT WITH THE FAZGANG.
Spaghetti and Pizza analogy
this one is a bit more obvious but I like how its used as away to illustrate how mike had to choose giving up abby or cc ( i refuse to call him garrett he is either evan or chris. )
Hospitalized Vanessa Theory
Now that Vanessa is hospitalized could she be filling the roles of cc or mike in fnaf 4 ( mainly cuz of hospital hallucinations )-> shes traumatized by the animatronics and could hallucinate back to her days in the hospital ( if she wakes up or if its a dream sequence or something not sure ) ; also could also work since she's afton's daughter
LIVING TOMBSTONE END CREDITS LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
point where i died in the theater and ascended
so yeah yk id say the trap was sprung successfully
I am the most normal about this movie
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ozziethegreat · 1 month
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somebody on tiktok was complaining about fans headcanoning their favorite characters to self harm so I drew this out of spite!!! HELP
I need Color to kiss Killer’s scars and hold him close and call him pretty
anyway
Killer belongs to rahafwabas
Color belongs to superyoumna
headcanons below!!! CRIES AND SCURRIES AWAY (Tw self harm talk)
Somebody on my discord server once posted some art and said they headcanoned killer to test the sharpness of his knives with his bones and I STARED AT THE SCREEN LIKE WHATT 🙁🙁🙁🙁🙁
The way they aren’t even wrong!! I personally think Killer would usually use his victims instead cause yk he’s a little bitch, but I guess if it’s convenient 😭😭
But anyway in general, obviously Killer is very desensitized to self harm and death and pain and whatever, and since he was always brought back with the resets good as new, I don’t think he ever cared for getting hurt and sometimes he’d do it just out of curiosity or boredom. Since he doesn’t really feel much and he’s gone through MUCH worse, he does NOT care and he doesn’t see it as an issue.
And then Color had to teach him why it’s bad and he just stared at him like “huh”
Anyway!!!!
With Color, I think with all that time in the void, with absolutely no stimulation or socialization with anybody but Gaster, he went just a little crazy!
I think he had grown a habit of picking the cracks of his skull, as well as the cracks on his body until it bled (totally not projecting). Gaster tried to get him to stop but it became an involuntary habit of his and he still sometimes finds himself fidgeting.
Another thing, I think after just moving to the Omega Timeline, he sometimes took really hot showers, touched burning objects, or just random small things that would inflict pain on his body. Being in the void, he kinda forgot what those small things felt like, and even if it’s not a preferred feeling, he missed having that stimulation. Yeah guys I’m very good at putting my thoughts into words!!!!!!! HELP ME
okay that’s all 😓😓😓
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chrace · 19 days
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Apart from Charles' win, we have to talk about this
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Lmao we're fucking kids now ig
When I saw this I actually cackled.
Apparently, papaya rules are
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Zak, love, there were so many ways to describe this without sounding like we're 5.
But I can't lie to say this didn't make my day.
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Tbh Mclaren are relaxing a bit, the monza strategy was absolutely piss poor, there were so many opportunities for either Lando or Oscar to win the race, but they completely fucked it up.
[Also, part of the papaya rules were clearly stating, "Oscar, Lando is way ahead of you in the championship, if he gets second place + the fastest lap point, that is a good +11 points ahead of Max for his championship rather, and you still score points for 3rd place anyway so yk just bump Lando up a bit, and Oscar said fuck all to your championship, and I'm pretty sure Lando is never gonna follow team orders ever again to give Oscar a win soo lol]
Honestly if they don't patch up this shit they've started, we just might get another brocedes or even better, Senna-Prost Mclaren rivalry (which is honestly gonna be so fun whatt) but they need to be the top 2 championship contenders, which isn't happening right now but with what it's looking like, maybe, just maybe for 2025 or 2026 🤭 (2026 being 10 years since brocedes😃)
Also I hate how Mclaren is ALWAYS trying to project some sort of happy family, meanwhile their members are slowly dying inside.. jk I love u Mclaren. Lol.
Okay now im just ranting
Bottom line is Mclaren is a social experiment ffs
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"Oscar said I don't want no damn fruit"
Goddammit I love this sport🤍
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xxzlushiez · 1 year
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Make some noise
B. Kaulitz x M! Reader
Synopsis: Your band is the opening act for Tokio Hotel’s concert and Bill falls in love with your voice.. and other things abt you (Not proofread yet😓)
Notes: 18+, Name is a singer, bill crushing hard, making out, subtle touches, dirty thoughts, boners??, oral, Name wears makeup (not specified what kind), Name’s sexuality isn’t labeled, dacryphilia
A/N: I came to the realization that I haven’t wrote M! Reader so I decided to🤭GONNA WRITE OTHER ONES SOOONN BUT NEED IDEAS. I hate this one so much I feel like it’s rushed
“I never knew somebody like you, somebody, Falling just as hard, I’d rather lose somebody than use somebody.”
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- When he found out an American band was the opening for their concert he was a little confused
- But either way, German or American he was excited to see them preform
- Apparently the band was popular in multiple countries and was on tour in Germany and he got just a little intimidated
- But tried to think of it as more people to be acquainted with
- Talked to staff about the band to learn more
- When the bus had arrived he was the first out to go greet them with the rest of the band
- There was 3 other members that came out before he saw you
- You looked drop dead gorgeous
- Like you had just come out of a modeling gig
- Wanted to greet you guys but got to nervous so he left to go do his makeup and decided to introduce himself later
- You thought it was a little weird that everyone else but the lead singer was there to greet you but brushed it off as him being busy
- You and your band began setting up your equipment on stage while conversing with the other 3 from from the band
- You watched everyone do their thing for the most part but got pretty close with the bass player of their band
- He told you about the lead singer and you learned he was just nervous about the show so wasn’t able to come out (lieeesss)
- You made a plan to wish him luck after the opening
- when it was time to start the show the venue was filled to the brim with people (is that a safety hazard?? Who cares)
- Bill had retouched his makeup dozens of times and and stalled for so long that Tom had to come and drag him out so he could watch the opening with the rest
- found out that the reason your band became so popular was because of your almost sexual way of singing (ehehehehe😈)
- was a litttttle confused about what “sexual” meant but very quickly understood the once you started
- You voice was soft and almost whiny? like you were begging, pleading for something
- from the way you moved to how you caught the audiences attention it was all just so…uhhh pornographic in a way??
- an eye opening experience fs😭
- Georg told him that was the whole point
- one time you had made your way across the stage near the group and looked at him and smiled before continuing to indulge in the crowd
- noticed how hot his body was and the buzzing feeling yk…(do I have to spell it out?)
- one moment between songs you pulled at your shirt to wipe the sweat off your forehead and he came to the realization of something
- He had a crush on you or was at least severely attracted to you (whatt I never should’ve guessed😐)
- By the time the opener came to a close he realized he hadn’t taken his eyes away from you once
- when making your way to your designated room you nodded at him and gave him a light squeeze on the arm before wishing him the best
- Maybe he was overthinking…
- But it seemed like you were flirting with him the way touched him and how close you got
- it was like you had already figured out what you did to him
- forgot a little about it while preforming but yk…it’s hard to forgot someone like you
- so naturally his was filled with pictures of you that were not so innocent
- Glanced backstage during a song and noticed you were watching
-saw you were only watching him and was screaming (mentally bro…this isn’t Schrei )
- When the concert ended the group was full of adrenaline and excitement from preforming
- One of your members suggested his band join your’s for drinks at a near by club
- Ofc he agreed alongside everyone else and made their way to your band’s car
- When he opened the car door he stopped so quick you were the first thing he saw
- Sprawled across the few seats in the back row, hand up your shirt, eyes closed probably cooling off from the summer heat
- Of course you were gonna be with the group and he was gonna have to see you laying out before him like you were
- that was supposed to happen later you silly🙄
- You apologized and sat up to accommodate for the extra people
- finally grew a pair and introduced himself to you
- staring at your legs because they kept touching his when you readjusted yourself
- lightly shifting your hips to get comfortable
- Bill is a starin hard asl trust me (in a trance)🙏
- noticed you didn’t talk as much as he thought you would’ve
- Only when talked to directly did you look up from the phone in your lap
- When you did it was with Georg which made him a little jelly bc he wanted to talk with you too
- frustrated bc of how silent you were (like how can someone with such a voice be so quiet)
- didn’t have the confidence to talk to you w/o being sure he wouldn’t bend you over right then and there
- When you did talk he was all ears staring at you
- heart eyes when you brought up how he “did so well” on his performance
- innocently placing your hand on his knee when leaning forward to talk with the bassist
- Fought the knee jerk reactions it gave him when you did
- Took the time when you were quietly scrolling on your phone to admire you
- Staring at all the details of your face and taking a mental picture (for laterrrr)
- Noticed all the small things most wouldn’t like how your makeup accentuated your features
- wanted to just reach out and trace your face with his finger
- counts your beauty marks and freckles if you have any
- Saw the way you fidgeted w/ your lip piercings when listening to the person talking to you
- He wanted to fidget with your piercings to :((
- When they arrived everyone made their way to security to get in
- while getting out you leaned in to whisper to him
- “You should probably fix the boner you have before coming in.”
- Before hopping out of the car and making your way in with the rest of the group
- Mortified was the only way to describe how he was feeling😰
- so embarrassed that he just stayed in the car for like 20 minutes (contemplated stealing the car and driving to the hotel)
- eventually just made his way inside because if he couldn’t get over the humiliation sober he definitely could drunk
- After he ordered a drink he observed the club, the fluorescent lights and loud music helped him forget about what happened
- untillll he saw you and Tom chatting up some girls surrounding you both on a couch near the VIP rooms
- He expected it from Tom but he definitely didn’t from you
- noticed pretty quickly that he was watching and sent him a almost unnoticeable smile before turning back to the girl laid out on your lap laughing at something she said which was most definitely some corny joke that wasn’t even funny (can you tell he’s jealous?)
- saw the way the girl played with your hair and fidgeted around with your hands
- face flushing he quickly downed the drink the bartender dropped off
- Couldn’t tell if he was confused or turned on by how you were acting with him and how undeniably attractive you looked doing it
- Pushed his way through the crowd into a empty bathroom
- After staring at himself deciding if he should just leave for a few minutes someone knocks and opens the door
- Surprise surprise! It’s you ofc who else?🙄
- “what’re you doing in here?”
- “Came in to see if you got rid of your problem yet”
- Jaw DROPPED
- but he hadn’t…sooo
- you stared at him through those heavy lashes like you expected him to give into you or something
- he did (duh)
- pretty aggressive kissing
- like shoving each other against the wall and everything leaving you gasping into him and him laughing against you type of kissing
- Plays w/ your piercings nonstop
- “What about those girls you left huh? What about them?”
- Shaking your head you laugh at him and he feels his face get warmer
- “Is the little rockstar jealous? Don’t worry they weren’t really my type but I can ask them to join if you want?”
- got that familiar knot in his stomach just hearing about someone else In the position he was in
- “no..only you, jus’ want you”
- Pulls and tugs at you shirt until you get the hint and finally take it off to his pleasure
- presses the softest of kisses against your stomach when making his way down
- teases you abt how much noise you make when he knows he’s stroking you so well knowing your finally getting what you both want
- palms the head when you try and push your hips toward him
- uses his tongue piercing to his advantage
- Found out he got aroused when he saw you tear up while fucking into his hand😦(whattt no way)
- Holds your hands above your head when you try to cover your mouth
- “I wanna hear that pretty voice of yours let me hear every sound you make”
- Was going mental listening to you
- “ your moans drive me so crazy….ah! please don’t stop!!”
- “wanna see what you do to me?”
- “Am I making you feel good? Please…please Name say I am”
- likes to be praised and told he’s doing a good job
- so harsh w his thrusts bc he wants you tell him he’s doing well
- Eye contact through the mirror AHHHHHH
- Pushes down on your neck to make your back arch up into him
- mini photo shoot of you both while he’s balls deep inside you he’s just like “cheese!”
- overstimulation😵‍💫a little self indulgent
- bro’s whiny himself and you are both just so LOUD but tried to cover his up so he can hear yours
- was a eeny weeny bit mean honestly🤭
- wants to be the only one to hear the sounds you make
- made you look at how good he’s plowing in and out of you
- pulled completely out to see the sexed out expression you make just to shove all of him in again to see your eyes roll back and hear you cry his name in complete bliss
- having sex w him was so so chaotic
- so many positions (like…so many)
- risking getting caught by doing it in a public bathroom
- when you licked down to the base of his cock he almost passed out
- like pushed you off covering his mouth panting bc typa pass out💀
- 100% a switch bc he just likes you to use him sometimes🤭
- more of a giver than a receiver but doesn’t turn you down if you want to just pleasure him for a while
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divinelolita · 1 year
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ik u sleep but i gotta send this before i go to bed cuz its like 5am(almost six am)
ANYWAY
lemme um
lemme get sum headcannons(full band seperate) with a male reader who is a stripper(bro busting on them poles) and is kind of the type of stripper to wear more feminine outfits yk? cuz the club be needing that money fr
and ngl the band would prolly visit but literally hates it when reader got clients other than them
like bro wants reader to give em that lap dance like fuk r u doing😪🤞🏾
ofccc you can throw in obvious nsfw like???(bro u should know the positions we talk abt it like all the time😞)
and duhh u can add other ideas if u feel like it tf🙄
THE BAND X MALE STRIPPER
hii babe 🙈 ummm my cat was sitting on my lap while writing this so if there's typos no there's not 🤞 had to do research on this oml
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BILL:
・oh god he loves watching you.
・He never really knew he'd have a thing for a person swinging their ass on a pole, but baby he fucking loves you.
・Just continuously looking you up and down
・He can't help but moan if you give him a lap dance oml, holding a hand on your waist kinda guiding you 🤭
・You leaving soft kisses on his jaw and neck, moving your hips on him...
・He's so turned on WHATT...
・Gets jealous if you give others a lap dance or just feel 'em up
・He gets that it's your job but goddamn he's envious 😭
・hes paying for vip idgaf.
・He knows y'all can't have sex there but oh my god just being able to touch you more, running his hands up your back without anyone watching oh my GOD
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TOM:
・teehee omg
・Seeing you all dressed up as you dance.. oh my god that's all he needed.
・He's throwing MONEY at you babe. I'm talking 20-50 dollar bills omg.
・getting a lap dance from you is like heaven to him.
・Can't keep his hands off you, rubbing down your waist and thighs. He knows he has to be careful but he can't resistttttt
・He'd get slightly possessive, glaring if you give another person a lap dance.
・He loves you too much..
・NAH HE'S BUYING VIP I DON'T GOTTA LIE
・Groping you, pulling you close as he rests his head in your neck, letting you work your magic 😋
・UGH he wanna fucks you so badly but he can't due to health risks and allat
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GEORG:
・You got him wrapped around your finger babe.
・He feels his heart beat faster as he looks at you, not being able to take his eyes off you
・You were his bi-panic idgaf.
・Looking at him, touching his arm or some shit like that? Oh my god.
・He loves that shit 😻
・Getting a lap dance just makes him feel like he's dreaming.
・Having you right there infront of him while you look so damn good...
・Taking him to vip as you remove a layer of clothing (maybe it's a shirt, dress, vest, whatever!)? He's so turned on...
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GUSTAV:
・He'd be a little shy at first
・Like oh my god... just looking in his eyes while your spinning? His knees buckle.
・If you give others a lap dance or just touch their arm he feels covetousness.
is that the right word omfg
・I feel like hes not very touchy when you give him a lap dance, he leans back and just watches you with a lustful look
・He loves the clothes you wear omggg
・Just seeing you wear anything makes him so nervous yet zealous
uhm he's paying for vip cuz this is MY story and I choose what happens 😇
・anyways..Just being there alone with you? that's enough to make him horny.
・Oh my god he can't help but grab you and pull you close
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madamechrissy · 1 month
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Nanami x ghost reader
Reader died a month before kento moved into his new apartment to be closer by his job! Over the course of a week he notices werid things happening in his apartment, his things being misplaced or broken, (his glasses, watch, or trinkets around the house), his lights in the living room constantly flicking on and off and sometimes if he comes in a room at the right moment he will catch something floating before it drops.
Reader is a ghost who has a physical form and only turning into it once kento leaves for the day, he’s constantly trying to scare him but he doesn’t react much until he finally has enough and yk.. that’s for you to decide ⌚️
This is so good whatt !?!?! Adding it to the list for sure, love something like ghost just barely moving Nanami's perfect things, or changing his clocks so he's late hahaa!
I finally did it lol! Link :
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the-uraniumverse · 17 days
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yk how I said I would make some of the incorrect quotes into drawings?
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Guess who made em and lost motivation halfway?!
I'm more proud of my handwriting not absolutely making a fool out of me ❤
THESE ARE THE CUTEST WHATT 😭
throwback thursday should be a thing in urainumverse fr
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starrishly · 8 months
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my thoughts while watching ep 7 ‼️💪
loving the recap AND THE NAIAD IS SO PRETTYYY
YESS CRUSTY'S !!
wait what's going on 😭
HOW DID HE KNOW ABOUT THE BEDS?? WHERE ARE GROVER AND ANNABETH?? AREN'T WE GOING TO DOA ??
that water bed looks so comfy
OH YANKEES CAP
this is so different from the books but im lowkey loving it (wanted a bigger scene with crusty though)
THE DOORRR
"dude dont make me come back out there" help i love her 😭
THEY'RE GOING IN
oooh flashback WITH SALLY !!
i love sally sm <333
THE TRANSITION ???
not how i imagined the underworld but okayyy like i lowkey saw it as this red coloured place. red as the main hue yk but its all good
"not in kansas" "hey focus" he's so gonna watch the movie with her when it's all over
WE'RE NOT CROSSING THE STYX ANYMORE???? BUT THE BATHTUB SCENEEE NO
CERBERUS THE CUTIE PIEEE AWHHH
he's such a good dog man
hold up is the palace upside down 😨
HE LOST THE PEARL. NO WAY.
poor kid ☹️ also off subject but azriel is the perfect young percy fr
is he about to sacrifice himself again noo
I JUST GOT JUMPSCARED.
"souls here are bound by regret." HOLY SHITTT AND THEN ANNABETH GETTING STUCK WHATT
idk man annabeth not being there feels so weird
THE PIT NOPE
the bolt looks way different than i expected tbh
"why are you trying so hard to get rid of me" NOOOO IM SOBBING
im actually so excited to see who they cast as Hades cause i forgor 😔
lets talk about the soundtrack for a moment here cause it slaps
Hades offering them snacks ?? 😭
percy watching his mother trapped just like he was when he sat on that chair im gonna be sick
the way he is so confused about the accusations help
"ask me for sanctuary" MANNNNN
PERCY FIGURED IT OUTTTT
literally what is going on 🤺
"hold fast mom." THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES. STOP
sally deserves the world man she's trying her best ☹️🫶
POSEIDON???
their conversation and the fact that he came as soon as he got the offering AND IT WAS RAINING AS WELL im going to spontaneously combust like WHY
THE DUEL IS COMING UP YESSS IM SO HYPED GUYS
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lalenn · 13 days
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Kannaa Nidurinchara is stuck on loop in my head rn, you listen to it toooooo so that we can geek about it together
BRO WHATT IT'S LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE SONGG LIKE IT'S MAGICAL SPECIALLY WHEN YK TELUGU AND LOVE KRISHNA LIKEE ARHHH
ofc Yami imma listen to it too😔👊🏻
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riordanness · 6 months
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guts spilled rankings go!!
hi omg i only just saw this?? wtf??
anyways,,,
1 -> OBSESSED. i’ve been obsessed (haha) w this song ever since it was first leaked (oop-) and i’ve been illegally streaming it on repeat ever since (i mean whatt) it’s SO. GOOD. UGH.
2 -> scared of my guitar. bro i was listening to this while being sad and mopey and cleaning up my room and GODS. it’s so good i get what she’s saying so much and like!! i’d not play an instrument bc i’m dumb but i do write and that’s exactly what it’s like. i could talk about this song for hours tbh it’s so— yk.
3 -> so american. it’s giving?? london boy?? i love it?? her first love song lowkey. it’s so good, so fun, i love my girl being in love like yas queen. also just a vibe i danced my heart out to this lowkey
4 -> girl i’ve always been. another really good song, i loved this one as i do actually personally relate to this sm akdj. not my fav by her by a long way but i did like it and it’s immediately in half my playlists lmao.
5 -> stranger. another not fav?? idk it didn’t stick w me as much as most of her songs do yk. but on a few more listens i will admit i do like it a lot more, mostly bc i relate so much, but it’s like?? too close to home?? i think i need some more healing from my past relationship thing and then i can probably listen to this better w/o crying lmfao
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sturnad · 6 months
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this is so cool that we’re not the only young people in here, i’m 14 and i read smut and i know it’s not for my age but u know 🤣🤣
ppl need to understand that its totally normal cause the age of 11-15 is THAT age, yk? like i could not care fucking less if they say “youre too young/ too immature to be writing or reading or even thinking about that” LIKE BABE WHATT???
WHAT WERE YOU DOING THEN?? WEARING UNICORN TEES AND MAKING DIY TOILET PAPER???? cmon.
and i agree w you
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d1noph0bia · 1 year
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I recently (last week) rewatxhed/ watched all the dwk movies for the first time and I thought I'd share some thoughts.
I think we're all aware of how the movies loose all sense of reality after the 3rd one so I'm just not gonna touch on the whole suddenly introducing magic and the parents being completely absent thing
firstly; the movies do a great job at portraying children imo, as someone with 2 younger siblings I was very much reminded of them while watching. the way they overdramatise the littlest stuff and the kind of all or nothing mentality is so so accurate I love it
secondly I am insanely upset about how leon and Vanessa feel like a forced relationship. don't get me wrong I love them and they are cute but they just seem to dislike each other. other than the love letter in part 2 and the kiss in movie 3 they barely have any scenes of them just being teens in love. especially leon seems to outright dislike Vanessa at times. and like. maybe I am biased because j do tend to ship fabi with leon and Vanessa with maxi because they just seem to fit better to me, but leon why are u . so mean to ur gf
this is another thing that irked me, like why do we have leon challenge his character and grow as a person every time (m1: trusting his team, m2 admitting he needs other ppl to play. m3 admitting he's scared and beating that fear. m4. . ?? not cheating on Vanessa with a random woman from the fog), but as soon as the next movie starts, he's set back to point one again. or so, it seems. he does ofc grow over the movies, but like. bro .
I'm also pretty upset that we just fully abandoned fabi after m3. like I am aware he wasn't in m2 because of issues with his voice. (which I find stupid to say the least) but he could have been there after m3 ?? wasn't the whole point of leon and fabis insanely homosexual dialogue that fabi will be Leon's abffiue again??? and then he's just gone ???? what ???? and sure uts mentioned he lives far away but that didn't seem to matter when you drove to him . like you are spending the rest of ur holidays in the woods anyways. why not . invite fabi what. (I just need more fabi and leon interactions)
third and last point. and Ik I said I would just look over the. reality ignoring 4th and 5th part and yk I will for m4 because I honestly only remember half of this fever dream.
anyways. I can't ,and ik this seems to be a controversial opinion here, take darkside serious for the life of me. I was fully on board when we walked through the woods without a shirt on but his entire character is so laughable to me? like Ik this is a kids show but what . .
like he keeps saying they aren't vampires but then addresses himself and the others as vamps so. . whatt
also. the whole holiday thing. worked out great for the other movies. but then we decided leon was gonna be a STONE for TEN MONTHS and just . what. whatt
tldr: these movies are absolutely amazing but you will loose all sense of reality after movie 3. also leon and fabi should kiss idk.
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