#yk it's for a reason 😉

[myauditionfordrphil]

Rutu scoring 77* on Mahi's birthday after posting a story of them on facetime 🤌✨️

[kisses4tom]

Sooo, since we got Uncle Billy do we now get GirlDad!Tom ?? I’ve looked high and low for a Tom X Reader family story😂😭 your writing is amazing <3

ᡣ𐭩 DADDY TOM

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YAYY FINALLY SOMEONE REQUESTED THIS!! 😭 I've been dying to write something like this since I have already made an uncle tommy hc! and thank you so much ml 💕

I think we can ALL collectively agree that Tom would be the BEST girl dad, right? 🌚 so the baby will be a little girl!

also I'm gonna make this a teen pregnancy (18), so from the very start up til now!

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when he finds out he would probably freeze for a moment before finally reacting (gotta soak it in yk)

he would be happy but shocked and confused at the same time

scared not to be present enough because of tour and the band

he would always kiss and touch your stomach

he'd cry when hearing the baby's heartbeat to the doctor 🥹🫶🏻

"I want the baby to be healthy, but if I had to guess I think it's a boy" (he 100% wants a girl)

idk I feel like he would call the baby "kleine Prinzessin" (little princess) or "kleiner Soldat" (little soldier) !!

when you go into labor he tries to keep his cool but deep down he's in full panic mode

the first time he met/held her it was like love at first sight for him even if he didn't quite know how to act since he never really had any past experiences with babies

he's very careful and gentle with her

always holding her

he would attack her with tickles to hear her little laugh

kiss attacks also

playing with her all the time

he wouldn't essentially spoil her (that's uncle Billy's job 😉) but he definitely gets her most things because he can't say no to that little face!

likes holding and showing her around: "look who's that in the mirror? it's you!"

definitely hiding her from the media

yet he LOVES talking about her in interviews!

though very very VERY rarely he would bring her out on stage and hold her like mf simba when she was about 1/2

his heart is always full whenever she's around

he would kneel down to talk to her‼️😩

always pushing her stroller or carrying her on his shoulders

don't ask me why but he'd get into play fights with her at the dinner table 😭 (especially when she's still learning to talk so she's speaking gibberish 😭)

he loves to take her baths and put fun toys in the tub

finds her extremely adorable in everything she wears

he'd give her his yellow dog plushie‼️😭 currently sobbing

I feel like he would try his best to let the baby's first word be "papa" 😭

when she's older he would start being more himself (so talk about things freely and make dirty jokes all the time)

he's not a regular dad, he's a cool dad! 😏 (please get the reference 😭)

he'd give her the talk 🫢🐝

he would pick her up in weird ways and make her laugh (like upside down etc lmfao 💀)

would let her do his hair but not his make-up

like I said in my uncle Tommy hc, i feel like he would love to play with the toy kitchen for some reason idk 💀

he's the overprotective girl dad FOR SURE (AND ITS THE HOTTEST AND CUTEST THING IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE)

he'd go down the slide with her 😭

at lunch/dinner he would always sit next to her

looooves when she's at their concerts and would ask Bill to dedicate her a song (especially her favorite)

he'd definitely write her a song too

he would make her try to eat a lemon 😭🍋

it's important to him that she has a good bond with her uncle Bill and the boys too! (uncle Georg and uncle Gustav 🥹)

"Y/n she looks more like me than you, gotta be honest"

he would give her what he didn't have growing up (if you read Bill's book, like I have, you'll know)

he wouldn't let anybody hurt or say anything wrong about her

hype man fr

high-key a very chill and permissive dad

he would make sure she knows her worth and to always be herself, without listening to what others say

always saying that she's the better copy of him

since he had her young, people (maybe even teachers at parent teacher conferences) mistake him for her brother and it's needless to say that he's very flattered while his daughter is just like 😐

they have a great bond

LITTLE FUN FACT‼️ Tom said in his podcast that if he ever has a daughter then his dream is to name her Nala like in the lion king movie 🤭😭 crying rivers rn part 2

your daughter tags along on tours, especially because it's very important for Tom and she loves it (idk if I already said this but oh well lmfaoo)

I have a feeling almost all her friends have a crush on Tom (i know i would 😋)

Tom is such a basic dad istg, he does bbq every sunday

if y'all ever become parents a second time then he would definitely have a happier reaction than the first one, yet he would be scared to take care of two little creatures~

his fans always ask about her during meet and greets and give her little presents, which he appreciates a lot

your daughter is pretty much popular in the entire fanbase you guys have and is considered a "lucky charm" from the band

Tom would give her the longest and most comforting hugs known to mankind

he'd make her a memory book with Bill 😭

and he'd give her some old goodies of his!

like some of his old clothes, hats, glasses etc..

overall he's the best dad and UGHHFHSJENF I cry just thinking about him not having any biological children :(

i hope you enjoyed this !! 💕 (also i apologize for any spelling mistakes but your girl over here is too lazy to re-read 🤪 love y'aaaallll)

[done-with-the-shit]

->Relationship Headcanons<-

Chuuya x Reader

This is the first time I write headcanons so it may not be very good.. Also English is not my first language, please keep that in mind while reading! Ty and enjoy♡

Anime: Bungou Stray Dogs

Characters: Chuuya Nakahara

Note: GN!Reader

///SFW///

I imagine that after an eternity of denying his feelings, he angrily confessed to you without even realising he did😃

Like you'd be minding your own business and he just randomly comes to you screaming in your face about how he hates the fact that he loves you or something...

After that he will most likely lock himself in his office and regret his life decisions😕

But you will go to him and also confess your undying obsession love for him so it's all fine!

Anyways as for when you two start actually dating he would be such a lovely boyfriend♡

Very romantic for sure~

Like definitely buys you flowers 'cause why not?

He'd also spoil the hell out of you.

He works for the mafia after all so money isn't a problem for him😉

If you are taller than him please don't tease him!! (my man's only 5'3🤭)

After all he is still growing!

Lots of PDA.. that's all I'm gonna say

He enjoys taking you out to fancy dinners, but he also loves spending nights in, just watching TV and maybe drinking some wine with you~

You are the only person who can wear his hat and coat^-^

He secretly likes to see you in his clothing but you didn't hear that from me~

Chuuya is very good at cooking😌 so if you can't cook he will do it for you... he may even teach you if you want!

He also loves all the affection you give him!!

Even if you just hug or kiss him he will be melting in your hands literally

Being his usual self fucking tsundere he won't admit that he likes cuddling with you, but don't be fooled, he very much enjoys being spooned and loved by you!

Chuuya needs to be the little spoon! My boy deserves all the love you can give him!! (Just don't tell Dazai 'cause he won't stop bothering our chibi about it😔)

He's also secretly scared of hurting you with his ability, so he's super careful around you.

All in all he is such a softy with us🥺

Anyways.. let's get to the interesting stuff~~

///NSFW///

Let's be honest this boy is a fucking switch😤

So I imagine him as a soft dom and a braty sub (don't ask why though👀)

And he is definitely open to trying all your kinks you nasty whore😒

But who am I kidding I have no right to judge..

Anyways.. I bet he has a knife and bandage kink

I mean just imagine yourself all tied up with this small man on top of you!!

Or the other way around😏

He enjoy biting you.. (that's all I'm gonna say)

I personally think that he only dom's in two occasions..

First being if you had a rough day and he just wants to make you feel better~

Another reason for you to let him dom is when he is angry at something or someone.. yk to help him relieve stress (if he doesn't ask you to fuck him instead😉)

All the other times?

Oh this boy will be begging you to fuck him while explaining how he is still the one in control denial

I mean as a said earlier he is pretty much a tsundere so..

Because of that you'd have to be someone he really, really trusts for him to let you take control

But once you get his trust? Oh boy you are in for it I'm telling you😩😩

He is going to be such a brat and would love to push you to your limit~

But don't worry he is actually pretty easy to handle

Just pin him beneath you and he will shut up..

And if he doesn't just tug at his choker! What else would he wear it for!?

Oh boy do not forget that beautiful hair of his😍

It's just made for pulling~

PRAISE KINK PRAISE KINK PRAISE KINK

Do I really need to say more??

Loud? Yes..

His moans are so incredibly loud like he doesn't hold back😩😫

Edging and overstimulation?

He loves hates it.. And will not tell you otherwise

But his favourite part is the aftercare~

Baby is so tired he needs your help!!

Take him to the bathroom and give him a nice warm bath (he deserves it for being such a good boy for you😖)

Loves it when you give him a lots of kisses and cuddles afterwards~

>>MORE OF MY WORKS<<

[formulaa-1]

Instagram au! 📸

driver!y/n x charles leclerc

off season comes with some new developments..

y/nusername

y/nusername: off seasons spent in my homeland are always the best ones🌺🍇

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@user64: SHES SO AESTHETIC OMG😩

ferrarifann27: right?😩😩

charlesleclercfan139:CHARLES LIKED !!!

@user3183: wait what she’s from Hawaii???

@McLaren: 🌺🍇

@lorenzotl: have a good time !

y/nusername:thankuuuu🫶🏻

user092: WAIT WAIT WHATS GOING ON??

Charles_leclerc

Charles_leclerc: Hawaii🌺

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@User64:wait a minute…y/n and Charles are both in Hawaii?

y/nsbiggestfan21:they’re good friends they’ve probably been on a group holiday plus he’s only recently broken up with Charlotte

@scuderiaferrari:🌺🌺

@Pierregasly: have fun guys😉

Charles_leclerc:we will!

user38: WE???GUYS??

@Forzaferrari183:OMG

F1Updates

F1Updates: @y/nusername and @Charles_leclerc spotted getting cozy in Hawaii !

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@user629: NO WAY!!! my two faves 🥺

@y/nluveer: they’ve got to be dating!!!! For sure !

Chacha19:he’s literally only recently broke up with Charlotte…bit weird if you ask me…

2_user48:good job no one’s asking you then.

@leclercdaily: is it just me who wants them to actually be together?

y/nsbiggestfan21: I want them together but since they’re both drivers I feel like it won’t end well if they are together yk?

user9219: idk I feel like they’ve been friends for ages and they’ve managed to keep there friendship strong so idk

y/nusername

y/nusername: I should start a .jpg 📸

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landonorris: join the club y/n 😩

y/nusername:you’ve tempted me lan🙄

landonorris:I DID IT GUYS😆😆

@user629: WHOSE HAND IS THAT

@y/nsupporterz101: that’s deffo Charles hand!

user88:this is deffo a soft launch!!!

arthur_leclerc: did my invite get lost in the mail?

y/nusername: yes😔😔

arthur-leclerc: 😠😠

@F1Updates: ARTHUR COMMENTED ITS DEFFO CHARLES!!!!!!!

@user121:OH MY GOD😫😫😫

Charles_leclerc

Charles_leclerc: part time drivers full time surfers 🌊😉 @y/nusername

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@y/nusername: you fell off more than 15 times…

Charles_leclerc: no need for lies y/n 😔

y/nusername: 🤨🤨

Charles_leclerc: ❤️

@lorenzotl: ❤️

@arthur_leclerc:still waiting for that invite…

@F1Updates: OMG ITS CONFIRMED 😍

@Chacha19: seriously Charles? it’s barely been a month ..

User71:omg just leave them alone! him and Charlotte obviously broke up for a reason. Charlottes happy ,Charles is happy ? Stop trying to cause drama.

@scuderiaferrari: @mclaren me n u ?

McLaren:in your dreams

(AUTHORS NOTE:this is my first time ever writing and doing an Instagram au sooooo please let me know if its any good or not lmao )

[dirty-little-mind33]

Hi I have kind of a silly thought to share. Please imagine Tangerine going down on his girlfriend, who is unable to stop laughing because she’s thinking of a ridiculous animal picture or a meme. Bonus points if she shows it to him and it makes him at least crack a smile. She’s ridiculous but it’s one of the reasons that he loves her! (I may send a couple of asks, please don’t feel pressured to react to them! I’m the 💜 anon from your writing blog btw.)

omg hi 💜 anon!!!!

i've been kinda MIA on this account but i do wanna answer them all! (i received your kraven ask on pretty-little-mind33 and have been keeping it in my back pocket for a future smut that's why i never responded!)

silly sex with Tangerine is something so personal to me bc it feels ooc when you first think of it BUT then you realize…Tangerine is SO silly. like he'd constantly make his girl laugh (unintentionally in the beginning) and he'd l o v e it.

he'd loving seeing you have the giggles yk? like imagine you're giggling too hard and he begins to get frustrated because you aren't paying attention to his wonderful work

"Oi, sweetness. Focus on me, yeah?"

but the moment you explain and show him, he ends up laughing with you and you guys talk until you become horny again and Tangerine can continue 😉 he's surprisingly patient ✨

[star-girl69]

you would be so loved and cherished with lottienat like… touch starved reader who tears up every time one of them plays with your hair or even just holds ur hand and they get concerned😭😭 i think they’d be even more touchy after the crash too esp if you got hurt like they’d never leave your side.

THIS!!!! THIS IS IT!!!! THIS IS THE ONE!!!!

tbh…. everyone in that relationship is a little touch starved 😭😭

but like let’s say that if nat and lottie have been together for a while before you came along so they’ve gotten a little more comfortable

i feel like lottie is definitely the one to initiate the most physical touch

whether she’s asking you to braid her hair or climbing on top of you and demanding you scratch her back, or just putting her hand on your thigh when she drives, her hand on the small of your back when you’re out in public…. (i could go on and AWN)

natalie is definitely a little more hesitant in initiating anything but once she gets more comfortable, she really does have a lot of love to give, and will shower you in it if you let her

definitely the type to just kinda put her face in your neck when you’re near each other, pulling you into her lap or just near her at any social function, sitting with your legs in her lap, she LOOOOVVVEESS playing with yours and lottie’s hair (i have no explanation for this i just know it)

if you ever just kinda like flinched from shock or started crying a bit they would be so concerned??? “baby please what’s wrong??? are you hurt??? did something happen??? who do we need to kill???”

and when you’re like no no nothing like that i’m just a little… touch starved

they’re just kinda like oh! bc i mean it doesn’t really matter to them yk? they’ll shower you in love and affection either way tbh

and now…. sleeping is such a fun experience with these two

most of the time if you have sleepovers they’re at lottie’s house, bc her parents are never home and she has the biggest bed

at first natalie was definitely kinda stiff just because it was a new and unknown place but lottie made both of you feel comfortable! (wink wink 😉) (i’m sorry)

natalie is probably just on top of you let’s be honest like you wake up in the middle of the night unable to breathe drenched in sweat and you have to PUSH her off of you

five minutes later she’s rolling right back onto you

lottie is probably on your other side, her arm around yours and natalie’s waists, and she’s just happy when your legs all tangle together like girly is literally falling asleep with a smile on her face going “mimimimimimi”

post crash is cray!!!!!

not only is there a literal biological survival NEED for you guys to be close bc hello??? winter = cold

they’re definitely a little too happy about that part bc like…. now natalie has a REASON to crush you!!

“GET OFF OF ME I CANT BREATHE”

“IM LITERALLY JUST MAKING SURE YOURE WARM”

and lottie is just all happy with her arms around everyone like she’s so cute i cant 😭😭

[kamiversee]

“I like both ideas too bc I feel like they’d have just a split second of genuine intimacy before they start bickering with one another— probably one exposing the other for checking them out even tho they were both thinking & feeling the same things yk? ^.^”

KAMIIIOI UR GONNA KILL ME😫😫 THE WAY MY WHOLE BODY ACTUALLY TWITCHED HAS TO BE A CRIME.

THEY NEED TO FALL IN LOVE. POLY ENDING WHEN🗣️🗣️🗣️

“probably one exposing the other for checking them out even tho they were both thinking & feeling the same things yk?”

yes! keep talking! keep me delusional!!!! YES

YES

YES

i need them to have that argument in the third part.

“erhm why were you checking me out”���

“uhm you wish”😒

“you know damn well you were, stop hiding it”😩

“okay and so what if i was”😳

they stare at eachother for a long time and then start kissing so hard they swallow eachother<3

what a bunch of queers💀🙏

-🍦

Something came over me so here;

Most likely it’d be Gojo that loses himself staring at Choso’s lips. Sure, you’d be in between the two getting fucked like a whore but who’d care about that in the heat of the moment? Gojo’s probably spaced out bc you’re squeezing around him so tightly & he didn’t really know where to look so he just finds himself staring at Choso’s wet lips.

Yup, and then Choso would catch him staring and raise a brow, immediately sending him a disgusted look, while saying something like “Fuck are you staring at?”

Gojo would scoff and roll his eyes before glancing off to the side, “Not you, fuckin’ weirdo.”

“Yeah, says the one who was starin’ at my lips. What, you wanna kiss or somethin’?” Choso would joke, totally not offering one in anyway.

And for whatever reason, Gojo’s eyes would trail back over and he’d lean closer just to test the guy, “Yeah, sure,” He’d tease with a wink.

Again, Choso is disgusted but a bit more baffled that time around, swallowing hard and barely looking down at Gojo’s pretty blush-tinted lips.

He’d scowl at the guy before shaking his head at him, “Of course you do,” Choso would result in saying instead of moving to give Gojo what he seemed to have wanted.

Then Gojo’s smirking like crazy, all fucked out and dazed by you below him and the odd entertainment he finds in whatever banter he has with your boyfriend. “What’s that supposed t’mean?” He’d ask with an innocent tilt of his head.

Choso would again meet the man’s gaze, as if he weren’t burring himself into your throat right now, before scoffing, “You’re jus’ like my girlfriend.”

“Meaning?” Gojo blinks so slowly, as ig he didn’t know what Choso was implying.

And even if he really didn’t know, Choso clarifies what he means anyway, “You’re a fuckin’ slut.”

Gojo’s smiling, “Am I now?”

“Yup,” Choso would grunt out.

There’s another moment of the two gazing at one another before Gojo’s face twists up and Choso’s cock would twitch at the sight.

Then it’d only get worse when Gojo moans, “Fuuck, call me that again, m’close.”

Choso’s body would go rigid, “W-What?”

“What?” Gojo hums.

“…the fuck is wrong with you two?” You’d suddenly chime in outta’ nowhere.

To which they’d both look down at you and tell you to shut up in unison :)

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Anywho this isn’t what’s gonna happen but yeah, felt cute, might delete later 😉

[thegamingcatmom]

You asked for asks and I'm asking :) I know is probably a long shot from where we stand rn bc everything is new and terrifying, no matter how nice they are, how beautiful they are... MC has still been abducted and that's well, quite a shocking experience I might say, idk I've never been abducted by pretty women before so wat do I know, right(?) Thing is MC can't stand them, Irina can't stand MC, Tanya and Kate want to be in MC's pants and Eleazar/Carmen play a more chill kind of parental figure in all this, whic I'd say they both are the most neutral of the bunch but not less to blame bc well, they are part of it too. My question is. How the hell is this even gonna work? Like what's going to change for MC to go from hating them to tolerate them to eventually like them and fall in love with them? Same with Irina, how goes from wanting to unalive and suck MC dry to fall in love with her? I understand this may be kind of a huge spoiler to the future bc of obvs reason but I find it to be so interesting how the dynamics are going to change, sure is gonna be a bumpy road there (ha see what I did there? :p) but it is the goal after all, so I understand totally if you don't wanna say anything about it bc well, spoilers(?) But if you could at least share a lil bit of what's going through your mind on that regard? Bc in my mind I find it quite difficult, like is MC's love a lie? In the sense that she falls in love bc the trauma is so severe that she's accepted this is all that it is out there for her bc she is not getting out, like that's kind of sad but it is a possibility yk some kind of psychological response to trauma perhaps. or is her love going to be genuine, like she found true love bc she eventually got to know them and oh surprise they are not that bad despite the fact that they abducted her? (That doesn't sound pretty good either XD) But I think you'll understand where I am going with this? if not is ok I'll try to explain better (: Thanks <3

I knew I could count on you. ❤️

Aight so, right off the bat:

It is difficult. And complicated. And ugly. And beautiful. And just fucking complicated.

A bumpy road alright. 😉

...is MC's love a lie? In the sense that she falls in love bc the trauma is so severe that she's accepted this is all that it is out there for her bc she is not getting out

This is something I can answer with 100% certainty:

No, I won´t turn MC into a brainwashed puppet. I´m not saying she will always be honest with her abductors (which is well within her right, if you ask me), but when she does start developing feelings, they will be real.

...Whether she will accept them is another story. 🙈

But there´s so much that still needs to happen before we even get to that point. And I think this is really what it comes down to:

It´s about all these different struggles and obstacles MC & the Denalis will have to face - alone and together. These challenges will force changes - some for the better, some for the worse. But both is needed to make progress.

I mean, it´s easy to live in a bubble when there´s nothing there to burst it, right?

...Well, it has been burst the moment Tanya chose to bring MC home. Thing is, nobody´s realized it yet. 😅

I mentioned it a while back, but the Denalis have this system in place that has worked for centuries now. They never had a reason to change their way of living and their, well, "culture". Which basically means Tanya is the boss and everyone else just goes along with whatever strikes her mood at the moment.

...More or less. With lots of hissing and spitting. 😏

In other words: They´re a less than functioning community right now because Tanya is a less than ideal leader right now. A leader is supposed to act in the best interest of everyone else, which means Tanya should have ended MC in those woods.

...Logically speaking. 😏

But ye, there´s a lot that needs to change first before we can even think about feelings, which means that all of this here-

Like what's going to change for MC to go from hating them to tolerate them to eventually like them and fall in love with them? Same with Irina, how goes from wanting to unalive and suck MC dry to fall in love with her?

...can´t really be answered in a straightforward way. It´s gonna be a long and bumpy road (hehe) for all of them, and it´s because of those bumps that they´ll eventually (hopefully) become the best versions of themselves. Because, in the end, that´s what it´s all about. ❤️‍🩹

...she found true love bc she eventually got to know them and oh surprise they are not that bad despite the fact that they abducted her?

I mean...getting to know them is defo a huge part of it all. If not THE part. This will (hopefully) become clearer as the story progresses, but MC & The Sisters have more in common than they´re currently aware of. And I think this will make a big difference, in the long run.

(Tip: Check out Chapter 2 again. 🔍)

BONUS: REMINDER

We´ve also got something else heading our way that might cause some panic, distress, disbelief confusion among The Sisters.

Don´t forget: MC has a +1. 😉

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Thanks a lot for your ask! I love reading those novels. 💋💋💋

[aleksa-sims]

RL Story

CW: addiction, serious illness

Totally done and still sad because I saw Daniel and this stupid girl today I came home after work. Nico wasn’t home yet. I was kind of relieved about that. I wasn't sure, if I should tell him? I mean, nothing happened, but what I said to Daniel today was just not ok! It was totally unfair and selfish.

As soon as I got home, I went for a walk with N.’s dog. Back home I took a shower & I lay down on the bed. I wasn’t feeling so well. I got serv pain in my right knee and my hands also hurt. It bothered me so much, that I had to take a painkiller. After that it slowly got better while I fell asleep.

A little later N. came home. I heard him come up to the bedroom and watch me sleep. Nico has an extraordinary talent for disturbing me while sleeping. No, tbh it's really cute. Every morning before he leaves the house, he comes back to the bedroom to me, while I’m mostly still sleeping. He kisses me and tells me quietly that he loves me. In the beginning I found it hard to get used to. It's annoying to be woken up by him in the morning (5.00 am!) just because he has to kiss me. Yk? It wasn’t until he was gone (abroad), that I realized how much I missed being woken up by him in the morning.🩷 But back to that day, it was not in the morning, but in the evening.

N. saw the painkillers I had taken next to me on the bed, thinking I was sick or something.

Nico: Hey babe.... Are you ok?

Me: M-hm... Yea, I'm ok.... Where were you? I missed you.

Nico: I said good-bye to Damien and the others. They’re going back to Italy tomorrow.

Me: Yea, without you.... You stay here, with me. So happy about that. Right now I need you with me. I've had a really, really bad day N.... And you? How is your new team? Are they nice?

Nico: Agh...well, what can I say? Germans, yk?🤷‍♀️😉 But it was ok and it’s nice to be home, not somewhere alone abroad ..... Did you see Dilek today?

Me: No, she’s sick. She stayed home.

Nico: Are you sick too? I see you’ve taken painkillers.

Me: My knee hurt again. Somehow my whole body hurts, my hands and legs... But I'm fine. 🙂

Nico: You should tell your doc. You are pregnant. Maybe it has something to do with it?

Me: Yea, but don't worry. I know this pain. It's nothing. I’ve had this pain since I was a kid. It comes and goes, but it’s not serious. My muscles and bones are just very sensitive to pain. 🫤

Nico: It’s all right, babe. But if I see you get pain again, I’ll take you to your doc. I don’t want to scare you, you know that! But you don’t hurt for no reason. Sure, it's nothing, but it’s better to get it checked out before you need to take painkillers again.

Me: Chill Nico!! I know you’re afraid I might get addicted to painkillers . But c'mon, N.! It's just ibuprofen. 😄🤷‍♀️My pill addiction is past. I know I was difficult for you back then, but I promise, this won’t happen anymore. Love you.

Nico didn’t worry about my pill addiction, but actually about the pain I had. A few days ago, my knee hurt so badly that I could not walk. I even cried. But after I took a painkiller, it stopped again. That pain I had in my muscles and bones will get really bad after delivery. Not immediately after delivery, a few months later. But I do not want to draw too much attention to this issue now. Later, when the time comes, I will explain this in more detail. These were the first symptoms of a serious illness. Since CML is not so easy to diagnose, it will take a while for me to get the diagnosis.

And about Daniel I didn't tell Nico. I was happy with N. and we’re about to have a Baby, so I decided to somehow forget Daniel and let him go. But something happened that night!😞 Daniel texted me at 1:00 a.m. I’ll see him tomorrow again. 😢

Previous/Next

[cancerianfille]

So as a pre-2020 tumblr user, mayself 😌👸🏻*hehe🤭*

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I used to find those posts that say : reasons why im loosin’ weight :

Or : reasons why im a th1nsboo (written in it’s original way fo’ sure) :

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N those typpa posts yk !

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But now , post-2020 . Tumblr is restrictin’ our community . N it pops out a warnin’ board notification once u search “th1nsboo” 🔍

-*written in it’s original way fo’ sure*-

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So, now that im back at my @n@ shit again .

Im findin’ that every @n@ gurlie like me is makin’ her own way o’ typin’ @n@ related stuff here on tumblr .

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N some enjoyable posts that i used to find pre-2020 , now I can’t find them post-2020 !!!!

Which makes my @n@ journey , suckin’ 🤮 .

N it also makes me sad ! 😢 that tumblr is changin’ .

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Buuuuut ! 😮

They say : if u wanna make a change , start w urself 1st .

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Soooooooo ! 😯

Im gonna make those typpa posts n make them comeback slowly but surely ! Again, to this magnificent platform !

N u can also make ur own version o’ this post so u can inspire me on my journey , n also inspire urself on ur journey , n every other @n@ on here !

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Jus’ stay tuned . 😉

N tell me what u think ‘bout that in the comments below ?!

[asherlockstudy]

i need thoughts from the fav rhink truther

regarding the kiss, since it was scripted, it means randl approved it (or even suggested it themselves?).. I like to imagine they're testing the waters, feeling out and being a little more open. because if they are in a relationship, the crew know by now for sure. yk speculating is kinda fun when it's harmless

Faaacts 😉

Okay. The kiss was the 3S: scripted - staged - strategic.

You can tell it was scripted by how desperately it is pushed into the intro. Rhett seems to find no alternative response to Link’s “Give me some sugar” except to kiss him. Everyone who has watched them more than a week however knows very well that such lines are relatively common from Link and Rhett never responds to them likewise.

One can easily tell it’s staged from their reactions prior and after. Rhett is a little tense before it and they both (try to) act mildly grossed out afterwards. Rhett turns to the crew members (who are supportive) and instead of accepting their approval he makes an apologetic gesture conveying the meaning “sorry, I didn’t know how to respond so I did that”. It’s very basic acting at best. Link on the other hand, his job was to look a little weirded out by Rhett’s kiss, however you can see a part of him wanting this to happen so there is this tiny smile that he tries to suppress throughout which gives him a confusing expression. Instead of looking awkward or weirded out, he ends up looking flirty pouty. He unintentionally (or maybe intentionally: read further below) looks exactly like the angry partner who is swayed by their SO’s charms and he tries hard to not show he’s melting inside. He recovers from it by quickly calling out sarcastically the crew for being fond of this moment.

Aside from Link’s contained and very suppressed contentment, you can see that the kiss itself comes very effortlessly to Rhett but he has the scripted sour expression fixed on his face regardless.

Of course we know that if this wasn’t staged the natural reactions would be totally different. Compare with Link’s kiss on Rhett’s head at a moment Rhett was acting like a dying Italian grandpa.

This was Link’s improvisation (it wasn’t exactly impulse because you could see him thinking it over and over and landing on it) but he genuinely wanted to do it and Rhett truly did not expect it. As a result, Rhett went into a sudden frenzy of going with Jessie to Italy for the wedding anniversary plans, while Link had a frozen unnatural smile on his face for the rest of the episode and his eyes had gone very glassy. Compare it also with the much heavier duty of Rhett sucking Link’s nipple on GME3, in which case Rhett looked totally unbothered, almost in his element, so being hesitant for a clean kiss on the cheek simply makes no sense. Link on the other hand was reaching his limits and demonstrated distress, which IMO was because he felt too vulnerable and exposed - even stimulated - to be okay with this going public. His boundaries were pushed there that day but everyone has collectively chose to ignore this. Another reason I dislike GME.

Of course, all these reactions are not because it was “finally” a kiss waiting too long to happen (Chuck Testa voiceover) NOOOOPE. It’s because of the stark contrast of doing something like this in public, outside of the familiar full secrecy of the closet. This is what makes Link’s eyes go glassy and Rhett panic, not the kiss itself. So, we are not in another Newsical Kiss situation, when it was indeed the plexiglass kiss that made them lose their minds. NOOOOPE. That phase has been long gone.

Consequently, the kiss was truly squeezed in there out of necessity because I don’t see any other reason for it to be there. There wasn’t even any sort of association to the theme of the episode (which is why it seemed so forced with the “give me some sugar” line). Since it was added to an irrelevant episode out of need, we should start asking what special or different thing happened yesterday, so that they would go for such an atypical choice out of the blue?

The special thing that happened yesterday was the Wonderhole trailer. If you watched said trailer, you must have seen that there is hardly any frame that does not feature a heavily gay innuendo. The humorous scenes featured in the trailer are all simply gay jokes. It’s not even adult humour in general or sex humour or straight sex humour (since that’s what they are, huh?👀👀👀). No it’s all gay sex humour between the two. So glaring that finally some eyes were opened in the comment section - the video has both comments digging the gayness however it now also has commentators finding it “too inappropriate”, “too much”, even an unfollow declaration I think. That’s good - Rhett must start getting used to the fact that this is how it’s going to be from now on, unfortunately.

The kiss however drew a lot of the attention that would normally be given to the trailer. In the GMM episode comment section, people talk about the kiss (“aww I wish I had such a friendship!” 🤦‍♀️) and the food… of course (💀). Between the two, the wild shit happening in the trailer is somewhat overlooked, unlike in the standalone trailer comment section.

The question is: whatever they were trying to achieve with the kiss, did they achieve it? Was the purpose really to draw the attention away from the trailer? Counterintuitive as it may seem, I believe the kiss was a “not yet” reminder before the wildness of the trailer. Think about it: the message sent through the kiss is not that Rhett loves Link. The message is that they looked out of their element during the kiss “haha look how awkward they are when they are trying this, bless their straight bro souls”. The intention was for this to happen immediately before the trailer, so that the naysayers and the cishets and the conservatives won’t be scared away. So, one would see the trailer and be like “woah what is happening here, this is being too gay…but oh yeah they just kissed and it was awkward and Link didn’t like it so I guess it’s all jokes for silliness in the show, it’s all good, I can rest easy”. In short, the “forced” kiss aimed to mellow down the edge of the show. And if anything big comes out of the show (which is in no way guaranteed, let’s be real, Rhett is too scared for me to trust that he won’t back away at any moment) they want viewers to move through all of it until they get to the truth of it, they don’t want to drive away people in advance.

The fact that Link then criticises the kiss further strengthens the notion that it was supposed to be perceived as a somewhat unpleasant experience. But it’s very important, it was supposed to be SOMEWHAT unpleasant. They were supposed to look MILDLY awkward. Rhett was supposed to entertain it finally “Want some sugar? Okay I am gonna try it out… I guess.” Rhett was supposed to turn to the crew in confusion and be cheered by them and Link was supposed to remain receptive to Rhett’s advance and not be like “whoa homie what’s that for?” even if he didn’t look crazy about it. Maybe even the suppressed contentment was actually part of the segment.

The ultimate purpose is to ease people in it VERY slowly. Slowly slowly. Keep them when there’s distance. Keep them when the distance narrows. Keep them when there’s no distance but hey at least there is awkwardness. KEEP them when the awkwardness lessens. And then POOF!!! The awkwardness is gone as well. It’s a torturously slow process. Like I have said before, it is manipulation and conditioning of the viewers. They know they will lose the conservatives and bigots but they try to ease in and keep the oblivious and the confused. The crew’s cheering despite R&L’s MILD discomfort is a subliminal message to urge us to see the sweetness, the love of it and cheer them too.

And yes, the crew is obviously in on it. It has been for quite a while. I have been seeing evidence of this since early 2023 already, which is insane. It makes you wonder how can so many people know (even if it’s just the main writers and producers), what is the TRUE status with real life friends and relatives then?????

[kisses4tom]

ᡣ𐭩 UNCLE TOMMY

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okay so basically Bill had a child with either you or another girl, (we're going to pretend the baby is a girl named Kimberly 😉), but nevertheless Tom is an uncle and uhm yeah i think it's adorable

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He would be the cool uncle that teaches fun things

He would get her anything she wants from the toy store

Always holding her

Playing with her a lot

He would teach her bad words to piss off Bill 😭

Since him and Bill are very close, he would always be at Bill's house to help him

Would let her eat loads of candy

When Bill told him he was going to be an uncle he couldn't believe it and even if he tried to keep his cool as much as possible, it was impossible for him to hold back tears of joy for his brother

He's very careful and gentle with her

He would pick her up in weird ways and make her laugh (like upside down etc lmfao 💀)

He would tickle her a lot to hear her little laugh

His heart is always full whenever she's around

Personal babysitter

"Come to uncle Tommy, come!"

He would genuinely treat her as his own baby (kind of yk)

Role-playing all the time because she makes him 😭 (lmfao imagine him in a fairy costume that's waaay too small for him 😭 GIRL BYE I WOULD MARRY HIM)

I feel like he would call her "bro" or "dude" at times whenever she does something unexpected or unhinged 😭 (lmfao she's a babyyy)

Always pushing her stroller or carrying her on his shoulders

He would organize Carnival nights with the whole family and take her to as many rides as she wants

He would win prizes to give her

if you're dating Tom, he would ask her if she wants you as her auntie and if she accepts you as his wife 🥹

He would kneel down to talk to her (😩 have my babies)

He would get into play fights with her at the dinner table 😭

Whenever Bill is dropping her off at his house, he would run to the car and get her out of the car seat himself. "come here! uncle Tommy missed youuu!"

He would play guitar for her and when she was younger he would play little lullabies

He could go crazy over that baby's cuteness

He would take her baths every once in a while and put fun toys in the tub

He would take her to the park a lot to get her tired for nap time

The first time he met her it was like love at first sight for him even if he didn't quite know how to act out of shock and confusion (his mind was like foggy idrk how to explain it)

When she's older he would start being more himself (so talk about things freely and make dirty jokes all the time)

I feel like he would try his best to let the baby's first word be "uncle Tom" 😭

He's the overprotective uncle

He loves having her around

Having her around makes him wish he had a child (NO WORRIES BABE COME HERE)

He would be so sweet and cuteeee 😭 I can't guys I'm ovulating sorry 😭

I feel like he would love to play with the toy kitchen for some reason 💀

He would let her do his hair but not his make-up

Kiss attacks when he gets the chance

He's always at Bill's house just to hang with her

"Bill I swear she looks more like me than you"

They have a great bond

When she's older it won't stop him from taking her to places or spoil her

He loves when she's at their concerts

He claims to be the best uncle in the world, and that she's lucky to have him as one

At lunch/dinner he would always sit next to her

At the table he would teach her funny slangs or words

He would make her try to eat a lemon

He'd go down the slide with her 😭

You get the vision right? 🥹🫶🏻

[kozumesphone]

okay so

How do you feel comfy enough to strip in front of him? Lile idk maybe im jst insecure of what i look like naked/in undies but i would be crying screaming throwing up LMFAOAOAOAO

Im not gonna confirm my crush on the boy until i see him after break bc im scared im jst like deluding myself bc we're away yk?

we need to all work together to manifest that i get a good and proper romance as i am a 16 yr old who has not even held hands w the opposite sex like UH EMBARRASSING

asp girl idk if this is like too much to ask but if you get a pic of him lemme see bc i wanna know who my girlie's man looks like LOL also if he has any friends 😉😉

Okay im done and tired ugh im so happy for you like genuinely but i feel like that one audio "HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE LIVING MY DREAM 🤬🤬" yk? Ilysm mwah mwah

1. literally me 🤩 I was half scared about what he’d say but we’ve been best friends for like 4 years now and we saw each other grow out of our chubby eras before puberty too so I felt kinda okay? IDKKKK i feel like trust and comfort is also one of the reasons I love reading best friends to lovers tropes in books and fics ☝️

2. yesssss okay mam 😋💪 whatever you say, imma keep supporting bc youre my queen 🧍‍♂️🧎‍♀️‍➡️

3. YES YES IM MANIFESTING IT RN OK also that’s not embarrassing plsss that was me before my bsf 💀☝️ and if you still haven’t met the perfect guy it’s obv bc he’s still out there, probably even looking for you yk

4. AHAHAHQ I don’t have pics of his face clearly but we did take some soft launch coded pics yesterday (i’ll send them to you bc theyre SAUR HOTTTTTTT) and yesss we have LOTSSSS of common friends bc we were always part of the same friend groups throughout the years + from prep school, ik his friends (they became my friends too) and theyre genuinely all adorable babies + his closest friends and my closest friends are the same list of ppl 🙏

AAAAAAAHHAH you can live vicariously through mine and fizzy’s dramas until we manifest a perfect bookish bf for you <3

[fl0w3r-33]

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If You Think Im Pretty...

summery: you realized you took the teasing a bit to far when your girlfriend had you pinned to the bed

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masc!bella x fem!reader

(idk why bella’s the first name that came to mind🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️)

WARNING: smut!!, lots of plot bc im feeling this character lowkey, wlw, teasing, kissing, cursing, fingering, squirting, praising, !POC friendly!,!plus sized friendly!,heavy petting, ma/mama, baby, babe nicknames

a/n: not what i normally do but yk😉 i tried to stay away from the y/n crap as best as i could 😶

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I watched Bella run her hand over my side of your bed looking for me, through the partly opened door leading to our room. I continued to scrambling the eggs in a pan hearing movement from my room. “Morin’ mama” she grumbles waddling out of our room. “Hi baby, how’d you sleep” staring down at her abs and slight v-line that peeks above her basketball shorts. She lets out a long sigh , “I slept fine, thanks for getting up to make breakfast” i feel her presence behind me and her chin dropped on my shoulder. I slowly back into her as she jokingly pushed me off her with a smile, “ here” i turn around and hand her a plate full of pancakes with a side of egg, walk around to the bar stool giving me a wink while settling down at the counter to eat.

“Baby do you want to go shopping?” i yell from our room. “Yeah , when?” she asks focusing back on the tv. “ I was thinking like now but can you come help me i can’t pick between two outfits” i pulling a shirt over my head that was her favorite for a certain reason. I see her appear in the body length mirror looking between my face and my boobs slightly hanging out my top. “ok so i had this one and then hold on-“ i say taking my shirt off throwing in to the bed and pulling down my shorts. i smiled to myself watching her eyes widen and her cheeks flushing pink. Bella clears her throat tearing her eyes away from my half naked reflection. ”so uh what’s the next one ma” she whispers “secretly” adjusting her pants ignoring the heat between her legs. I step into the light purple dress, pulling it up and holding the top over my boobs. “ i got you baby” she runs her hand over the small of my back slowly zipping it up. i spin around jokingly doing poses infront of her. “i like this one i think your pretty” she wraps her arms around my waist , i lean in giving her a small kiss on her lips. i wiggle out of her grasp giggling and running out the car.

I watched as the wind blew around her long blonde hair and how the sunlight perfectly lit up her beautiful green eyes. I look down at her tattooed thighs bring my hand over to trace them, she stiffened up in her seat, gripping the steering wheel till her knuckles turned white. i run my hand closer to the hem of her shorts. her sucked in a hard breath parking the car and turning it off.

Walking through, i came across the candy isle, i grabbed a bag of mini skittles and sour patch kids. I ran up to bella holding the bags in either hand “movie night??” i say hand her the candy, “yesss cmon let’s go get popcorn and drinks” she throws the bags into the cart turning the corner. I walk over to the drinks purposely bending over to see to bottom shelf’s. Bella rolls over the cart with her eyes only fixated on my ass, i push my hips up giving her a glimpse of my light pink panties underneath.(i can’t be the only one who hates “panties” like just say underwear) I hand her a dr.pepper grabbing myself a sprite turning around to look at her.At this point her face was almost beat red and her legs shaking for how long i’ve been teasing her for.

I threw the bags in back of the car and shut the trunk. I opened the passenger door sitting down with a sigh as Bella turned the keys. I did the same thing i did before outlining her thigh tattoos inching closer to her core. She was avoiding eye contact making little noises when i would “accidentally” let my hand travel to far. Her fingers were impatiently tapping the steering wheel at every red light and her eyes stared straight ahead trying to ignore the pit in her stomach.

i laid out the treats on the nightstand, turning on the tv to netflix. i switch into pj shorts and a black crop top laying in the bed on top of the covers. Bella came from the bathroom with wet hair wearing a sports bra and the same basketball shorts from last night. i made grabby hands at her and spreading my legs so she could lay in between them, i wrapped my legs around her waist hugging her back into me. i start rubbing my hands on her shoulders and stomach, feeling the muscle is her abs. I rub my fingers slowly up and down her v-line.

“Baby i know i what you doing” i put a hard stop to my movements waiting for her speak again. She chuckled moving my hand off her stomach, turning over so we’re face to face while she’s on top of me. “You’ve gone all quiet you don’t want to tease me anymore?” she tilts her head. She lowers her face down, kissing my lips. Her hand came over to touch my hard hardened nipples through my thin shirt, i gasp, allowing her tongue to slip in between my lips and explore my mouth. She pulls away moving her kiss down to my neck, leaving small marks everywhere she goes. Tugging at the hem of my shirt, i sit up a bit letting her take of my shirt. She move down my body, grabbing and sucking on tits, “baby please” i whine. “wait” placing hickeys down my stomach and across the waistband of my shorts. “Take em’ off” she whispers, i raised my hips pulling them down to my ankles, throwing them off the bed. She slips her hands in between my legs spreading them open to lay there, she slides her fingers through my folds spreading them open, “ god you’re so wet, i didn’t even touch you yet” she pouts and looks up at my through my legs. “f-fuck please stop teasing me” with that she latched her lips on my clit, twirling her tongue around it. “oh my g-god” i tangle my hands in her hair. She teased my entrance which two of her fingers, she pounded her fingers into me roughly keeping her tongue flat on my clit. I grip her hair tighter squeezing her head with my things, arching my back off the bed. She groans, vibrating my clit, i feel the pit in my stomach grow clenching around her fingers. She curls he fingers inside of me, causing me to fall over the edge, squirting up her arm and dripping from her chin.

“Oh fuck baby” i say with a shaky smile. “God you taste so good” she crawls back onto me, giving me a quick kiss and laying under the blankets with me drifting away to sleep…

[fadelbison]

Yk, if you wanted proper incest. 😉 Twins to boot. (Honestly I have no info on how the pairing works but this felt on brand for you and for me, tbh.)

https://www.tumblr.com/mysterygrl20/768237278733778944/thailand-tontae-tinnakorn-alongside-taiwanese?source=share

I am truly living in the good timeline of fujoshi rights hahaha god i will certainly keep my eyes out for twincest cultural promotion.

this is probably a good time to come out as not an incest shipper AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA in fact the one time I tried putting fadelbison that way it ended in failure - i just really like compelling stories and I have seen and read many incest stories that have fascinated me - they're really not that uncommon lol - but its not a genre i often enjoy. Jamie and Circe were like a BIG reason as to why I never continued GoT

i do love a good foster siblings i love a good siblings by marriage. i love understanding what they hide behind those societal imposed rules, so much of incest is also that - this quest of finding the self through another. the barriers that exist in seeing ourselves, the ones we put ourselves and the ones that we haven't. I'm really enjoying Lucien and Caroline in Cruel Intentions, just as I LOVE this dynamic between Fadel and Bison. They're assassins but they're brothers. Bison honestly does nothing but leech off Fadel and Fadel keeps himself totally locked up and away from him. There's so much distance in that relationship so much lack of intimacy but they love each other, you can see it in everything they do. why are they brothers? what makes them brothers?

If they were step siblings like bison claimed then suddenly the answer is simple, easy. blood. the only thing other than yourself you can claim on your own (agh but even then it pulls, no? at the heartstrings the intense desire to be known? to be claimable).

but god its worse when there's not even blood. i actually had to get @kattyangel who read the spoilers to confirm they are not - when there's not even blood then what are the scars that weave you together? whats festering beneath your love - oh thats where its at! thats where fadelbison got me in this chokehold.

and of course leaning into the incest has opened me up to another, much more uglier part of this fandom. human beings and their love for their image and their moral superiority are so fascinating. ive seen people say that joongkhao are okay but not fadelbison even if they aren't related 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

as a long time RPF shipper I can assure you that the ethical dilemmas behind shipping two real people in any capacity will always be a lot more salient and complex than any behind two fictional characters no matter how nasty a context you put them in. god i love the internet.

[maochira]

I know you won't do Snuffy as a father figure yet, so can you do the father trio reacting their child being a mukbang star when they're not playing soccer? Like their child is wearing a disguise so they won't find out. I can imagine their child being put into some kind of boot camp after the father trio found out because they need to stay fit when they are playing soccer. I asked this because I am currently obvious with watching mukbang because of the yummy foods.

Sorry if you expected something serious, but I had no ideas what to write for this. So I let my friend @deerangle3 write this and the way I know them, it's gonna turn into a crackfic. I hope it at least makes you laugh LMAO (Edit after Claire wrote this: we made @wasfuerpainman read this out loud it was the funniest shit ever)

A/N: I FUCKING LOVE SNUFFY!!!!! I WILL ABSOLUTELY INCLUDE HIM!!!! *kisses snuffy passionately on the cheek in a platonic way* ALSO!! "Y/Nzilla" is the username, yk like godzilla but with your name (because youre a god😉😉)

"MHhhhhh~ whis food is so goowd!" Y/N stuffed their mouth with fresh deep-fried shrimps, breaded generously with crunchy panko. The camera was focused on their visage. The live-chat was speeding by at insane speeds.

Footsuckurerer:'Y/Nzilla! I love your content! Eat my flesh please Y/N-Sama!'

Germs985:'HIHIAHIHUGIUAHDASKJ YNNYNYNNYNYNNN!!/"(!")( I LOE YOU PLEASE GIBE ME OYuR ATTENSHPM!!!😍😍🌹❤️❤️🥰🥰🫶'

Such were some of the silly comments Y/N would see every day in the Live Chat.

"Pahahah, they don't know..." Y/N thought to themself, almost snickering. The 'Y/Nsters' as they liked to call themselves, were so obsessed yet they weren't even aware of Y/Ns true appearance.

Yes! A disguise! Y/N wore an obnoxious green wig, though it was worn perfectly, in a way that it looked completely natural (well, dyed, but attached to the head). On top of that, some nicely bedazzled Sunglasses, completely hiding the eyes.

Y/N's Parents were completely unaware of Y/N doing Mukbang. They made good money as well, but knew that their parents probably wouldn't fully approve of Mukbang, because they would rather have their child play soccer. This was also the majority of the reason for the disguise. Another reason was just not wanting to be recognized, or not wanting to show their face to the entire internet.

Y/N lived in a large house with their 4 dads, Noel Noa, Marc Snuffy, Chris Prince and Lavinho. Who knew if they were dating or just friends raising a kid together. From a young age, Y/N was playing soccer. As soon as they learned to walk, there was always a ball o kick. They were never super insistent, never forced soccer on Y/N but it was still a relevant part. In school, Y/N was known for their great soccer skills, as well as captain of the soccer club!

Y/N takes another passionate, big bite of the shrimpilicious sustenance. "mmh mmh mMMMMHH!!! whe fwawors awe mewting on my tONGUE!" Y/N mumbled, the food making their words hardly coherent.

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"HEYY Y/NNNNNNN MY LitTLE MOUSE!!!" Lavinho jumped at Y/N, hugging them. "WAnna play some FOOTBALL!!""!"!"§"§"!?"??"§???"

Y/N nodded, they assumed their other dads would also be there, and they were right! They kicked the ball back and forth until Chris mentioned something. "Guys, have you seen this new Mukbanger? They're like, totally silly." Chris chuckled. Noa looked at Chris with a "HM?!??!"-ish look. "Since when are you in the Mukbang-Community?" "I'm in it for the nutritional knowledge! Y'know, like, whats good for my muscles." He proudly closed his eyes with a confident expression and flexed his biceps. "I do that too sometimes." Snuffy said.

"Who do you mean?" Y/N asked, slightly afraid of if Chris meant them. "Uhhh they wear a green wig I think!" He raised his finger in an intelligent manner. "Oh, I don't think I've heard of them..." Y/N pretended.

"I think I have"

The conversation went back and forth about this mukbanger. Eventually, Chris pulled up a picture of you in your disguise. "They seem kinda familiar don't they?" Snuffy asked, scratching his chin in thought. "Ya think so?" Lavinho asked, looking a little more closely. "HmMMmmMmmmmmm.... let's just eat dinner." Noa said, walking back toward the house.

The five of them enjoyed a yummy yummy dinner. "I could use these leftovers for my stream tomorrow..." Y/N thought to themself.

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"Y/N!?!?!?? WHY ARE YOU WEARING A GREEN WIG??? AND EATING???? aRE YOU ajsdk---.ajniu THAT MUKBANGER!??!?!?!??" Chris was in utter shock. He caught them red-handed. Y/N immediately shut down the stream. Chris wasn't supposed to be home! "DAD THIS ISN'T WHAT YOU THINK IT IS!" but Chris had already run out of the room and called your other dads. Oh No!!!

"Mukbang? You??" Snuffy looked at them, a little shocked, or was it amazement? "Do you at least make money?" Lavi asked. "Yea..." Y/N looked down at the ground, perhaps slightly embarrassed. "How much?" Noa wanted to know.

"Uhm,,, like around 3000 on average, but it all depends on how many donations I get..." They mumbled quietly. They all looked a little shocked. Good shocked. "That's pretty... pretty good." Snuffy nodded approvingly.

"Please don't be mad at me..." Tears started welling up in Y/Ns eyes.

"Oh Y/N, Why would we be mad about such a thing?" Noa went in to hug Y/N and the others soon followed, leading to a comforting group hug. "As long as you're safe, happy and healthy, we don't have an issue with it." Snuffy gave them a gentle smile. Chris agreed "As long as your grades don't slip, or you reach an unhealthy weight or something, were totally fine with you doing this as a... side job?"

"Yeah, and you're using a disguise right? So it'll be harder for strangers to find you." Lavi added.

They weren't mad in the slightest, just a little confused maybe, but proud for sure, because they had gotten quite successful! Y/N promised them they would play more soccer, or at least do more physical exercise with them, so that Y/N would stay healthy and not become the next Nicocado Avocado. Surprisingly, Snuffy even suggested that they could join Y/N on a stream sometime. It would surely bump their viewers if a world-class soccer player ate Mukbang with Y/Nzilla! Yet alone four!

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Sockersucker: "WHAT !?!?!? NOEL NoA STUFFING HIS FACE WITH HOT DOGS?!??!?!"

KeineHoelle: "THIS is the most epic colllabb ever! How did you get into contact with the pro soccer players?"

SalesBadman: "CHRIS PRINC?!?? LAVINSNO!?!?????ßßß?? SNUAFY!? NAO NOEL!??? WHAAAATT IS GOING ON!?!?? I better call my wife."

SnuffyLover69: "OMGOMGOMG SNUFFY AND Y/NZILLA THIS IS INSANE I AM GOING INSANE I WILL SELL MY ORGANS FOR YOU Y/NAND SNUFFY I AM IN ABSOLUTE FISBELIEF HOLY MOLY MACKARONY WHAT INT EH FUCKING BANANAASS!!!!!"

Chat was going absolutely insane, seeing these world-class players eating yummy hotdogs with this odd-looking Mukbanger. The viewer count spiked up to 20k, from the usual 3-5k. More and more people joined the stream, the viewer count kept rising and the donations went insane as well. This was the best day yet, career-wise.

It was a very wholesome eating session with Y/N and their dads.

YUM!