#yiu guys are too nice omg

[r0ttingsystem]

Obsessed with you all! I check your blog everyday, please keep posting forever and ever <3

Thank you for existing and making this blog and doing everything you do and just ya'know overall being so, so cool!!!!

Audibly screamed /pos

[yeahxsurexokay13]

bragger, lando norris

summary: fans constantly tease yn for always bringing lando up and being a bit of a simp for her boyfriend - which only gets worse after his first f1 win - so she writes a song about how if they were her they'd do the same.

warnings: none i think??? but let me know if i missed any. the song mentioned is 'bragger' by kelsea ballerini!! (((:

IN HONOUR OF LANDO'S VERY FIRST WIN !! 🥇

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y/n.updates Y/n's interview with WIRED where she answers the web's most searched questions about her is now out! Go give it a watch 😄

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fan1 she looked painfully beautiful in this

fan2 how was lando in the answer for questions like 'does y/n speak spanish?' or 'is y/n a good singer?' lol

fan7 she said she didn't remember much from high school but knew some words lando had been taught by carlos sainz and that her boyfriend tells her she is... it kind of isn't that weird if u think about it haha

user1 The more I see of her, the more I like her

fan7 i spy with my little eye 1.6K people with no taste

fan3 interview was everything I hoped for and more! she's hilarious and relatable as always

fan4 new drinking game: take a shot every time she mentions lando

fan5 I've watched it like 5 times already lol

fan6 we need a tally for how many times Y/n drops 'Lando' in her interviews. can someone make that happen?

y/n.y/l

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y/n.y/l the vibe i bring to the function (ugly crying on facetime) !!! so incredibly happy for you @/landonorris. you did it 🧡🧡🧡

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y/n.y/l also congrats @/oscarpiastri and everyone else at mclaren for an amazing race ((((:

oscarpiastri thank you Y/n! 🧡 ❤️ by author

landofan4 ok this is very cute and nice of her🥺🥺

fan1 ARE YOU STILL CRYING ? BECAUSE I AM DEFINITELY STILL CRYING

y/n.y/l started crying on lap 54 and haven't stopped since

fan2 new post from my fave lando norris fan account yay (also go lando!!!!!!)

user1 Well deserved 👏🏼👏🏼

landofan3 soy lago

y/n.y/l same

lnfour LFGGGG ❤️ by author

fan3 How many times do you think Y/n's going to mention Lando's win in the next week? Taking bets now

maxfewtrell It's the messy hair and smudged mascara for me

y/n.y/l knew i should've gone for the 'perfectly composed while crying' look instead 😔

landofan1 rip lando nowins: 2019-2024 ❤��� by author

landofan2 "you were scared? i wasn't. i was ok (laughs). thank you. i love you" lando 🥹🥹🥹

fan5 when did he say that? omg

landofan2 f1 posted a reel on their profile and you can hear him talking to her!

mclaren LANDO NORRIS IS A FORMULA 1 RACE WINNER 🏆

y/n.y/l I AM SO NOT CALM ABOUT THIS ??!!?

user2 i could've sworn i saw her at the race? why are they facetiming?

fan4 they could barely speak after the win tbh! this is probably a call in between interviews

user2 today's bottle smash hit different ❤️ by author

landonorris I've said this like a million times already today but I love you so much

y/n.y/l i love you i love you i love you i love you

y/n.y/l

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y/n.y/l if he was yours, you'd do the same without apologising... new single 'bragger' out now!!!! 💋💋

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fan6 WHAT HAPPENED TO HWLLO ?? HOW ARE YIU ??

y/n.y/l 🫢🫢

fan1 "he's just too damn good not to mention" .....................i mean she is right we'll give that to her ❤️ by author

landofan1 USING THESE SPECIFIC PICS OF LANDO TO ANNOUNCE THE RELEASE OF A SINGLE ABOUT BRAGGING ABOUT HIM IS WILD !!!!

landofan5 that last video is doing things to me.........

landonorris i'm confused does anyone know who this is about?

y/n.y/l no idea 🤷🏽‍♀️ but let me know if you find out xx

landofan4 apparently about some guy named bob?? I'm not sure

fan8 HAHAHA I LOVE THEM

fan2 she really wanted to make sure she'd made her point clear with this dump omfg

fan3 her point: she has a hot bf and we don't

user1 Well played, Y/N. Well played. 🥸

fracisca.cgomes On repeat ❤️❤️

y/n.y/l lindaaaaaaa ❤️

landofan2 knowing all she's saying is about lando makes the song x1000 times better

fan7 so she saw the tweets... 😐

y/n.y/l i saw everything 👀 they were actually hard to miss hahaha

user2 "i understand why you would want him (i don't mind)" queen behaviour !!!!!! 👑👑

fan4 So this is how she gets back at us for all the teasing lol not complaining at all

landofan3 I can't believe this new song is actually inspired by the fans' teasing about Lando!!🤣

fan5 we joked, she delivered!!! bragger is actually a banger👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[kokorose]

Sweet Home-CL16

Charles Leclerc x KoreanActress!reader

Faceclaim: Go Minsi

Part of my Korean Entertainment x driver series! Oscar is next btw!!

Google translate: French and Korean

Pics: Pinterest

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YnLnnnn: Monaco 🇲🇨

Thank you scuderiaferrari for inviting me!

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sooyaaa_: 예쁜 (pretty)

User: you’re so pretty!!!

User: Charles in the likes?!?!

User: Yn was at Monaco?!?

kikacgomes: It was nice meeting you 🩷

YnLnnn: it was nice meeting you too 💕

User: She met Kika?!

User: what’re Kika and Charles doing here??

charlesleclerc16 posted to their story

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charlesleclerc16: homemade post-race meal.

Replies:

YnLnnn: ❤️

PierreGasly: 😯

User: !!!

User: Charles?!

User: How’d that man get homemade Korean food in Monaco?!?

YnLnnn posted

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YnLnnn: 🇬🇧🇬🇧💋💋

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User: YNNNN?!?

User: WHO’S HAND IS THAT?!

kikacgomes: 🫦can I take you out baby girl🫦

YnLnnn: 😩😩 time and place baby!

PierreGasly: ummm excuse me?? That’s my girlfriend?

YnLnnn: not anymore

PierreGasly: so you’re just gonna steal my girlfriend? How would HE feel about that??

YnLnnn: He’s telling me to keep it up 😜

User: what is going on?? Who’s “he”???

User: PIERRE?!

User: Charles in the likes??

charlesleclerc16 posted

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charlesleclerc16: Headed to Spa with a little snack!

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LandoNorris: Which one’s the snack??

charlesleclerc16: 🖕🏻🖕🏻

PierreGasly:🤬🤮

User: CHARLES WHOS’S THAT??

User: Charles soft launching??

CarlosSainzJr55: it’ll be nice to gossip with her again!

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YnLnnn: 🛩️

Replies:

charlesleclerc16: happy you’re coming with me Mon cherié.

YnLnnn: I’ll always want to be with you 자기야 (baby)

kikacgomes: we should have a double date when you guys get here!

YnLnnn: omg yes!!!

kikacgomes: ok I’ll let P know! 💋💋

PierreGasly posted

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PierreGasly: Date night

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kikacgomes: Pierre…

PierreGasly: oops

YnLnnn: secrets out I guess. 🤦🏻‍♀️

charlesleclerc16: Mec…(dude)

User: WTF?!?

User: WHAT DO YIU MEAN DATE NIGTF PIERREE?!?

User: Not Pierre hard launching Yn and Charles!

YnLnnn posted

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YnLnnn: At least now everyone will know you’re mine.

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charlesleclerc16: 🥰🥰

PierreGasly: again I’m sorry!

YnLnnn: 🥱

User: Damn…

kikacgomes: uhhh… can you grab me like that??🥵

YnLnnn: just let me hop on a plane baby 😜

LilymHe: can I join as well?

Carmenmmundt: me too

AlexAlbon: GeorgeRussell she’s stealing our girlfriends as well???

GeorgeRussell: idek mate?

User: holy shit

charlesleclerc16 posted

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charlesleclerc16: Mon amour

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YnLnnn: 😘😘😘😘😘😘

ArthurLeclerc: Tell her welcome to the family!!

DanielRicciardo: you guys are too cute!

Leclerc.Pascale: Beau(beautiful)

User: so cute!!!

User: awww

YnLnnn posted

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YnLnnn: celebrated Charlie’s bday with some friends! Happy birthday love! I love you so much!

Tagged: charlesleclerc16, kikacgomes, PierreGasly

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charlesleclerc16: Thank you for an amazing night cherié. Je t’aime mon amour! ❤️

YnLnnn: 🥰❤️

kikacgomes: Happy Birthday Charles!

PierreGasly: Happy Birthday Mon ami

Hope you all enjoyed and I’ll see you in Oscar’s story next! Xx

[soobibabe]

tubatu world domination

6 members - 6 active

soobin: do you guys ever think about beomgyu: no

soobin: damn can i FINISH my STATEMENT

you: to be fair you were typing like a snail i saw it with my own eyes

kai: i think what you were thinking soobin

soobin: thanks kai

yeonjun: wym 'saw it with my own eyes' ??? YOURE WITH HIM@:@::#*# PKSIMABOUT TOTHROW UP

you: i told you guys i was gonna go to the mall today ?

beomgyu: guys man or bear hehehhhhehehhhheeh>.<<<<<

taehyun: y/n reply to my dm pls.

yeonjun: WHENE DID YIU TELL US YOU WERE GOING TO THE MALLLLWHY DOES SOOBIN GET TO GO EITH YOU

soobin: because im just cunty like that. lolz

you: @gyu ummm probably bear

beomgyu: HEHHEEHHEH you want me so bad

kai: what kind of bear

taehyun: y/n?

you: guys isnt that so weird!!! a blank chat keeps popping up!!!???

soobin: your phones probably broken

brokxn like me... 🥀

yeonjun: i could take a bear

beomgyu: no thx peace and love but FOK no

kai: why isnt anyone questioning this odd taehyun behavior

you: who behavior?? never heard of it sry

yeonjun: taehyun like taehyun your bandmate... early dementia signs i fear now ditch soobin lets go get you checked up ^.^ beomgyu: shes upset because tyun said he was too busy to go out with her today

soobin:

taehyun: i really was busy. pdnim called me in for a meeting about the next Academy Reincarnation season.

you: k

soobin: me personally if i got hit with a k by txts silliest member i would kms lowk

beomgyu: NAWWWW ME TOOO

yeonjun: i'd get hard idk

kai: can we put him on a speaking ban again

yeonjun: PLSEASEESESESE NOOOOOO I'KK STOP PLS LAST TIME WAS HORRRRIBLE

beomgyu: why hasnt soobin gotten one yet hes always talking anf talking anf talking and talking AND HES A NERD LIKE DAMN!!!!!!!!!! PICK A STUGGLE!!!!!!!!!!

soobin: yk youre so nice to me when were alone...

yeonjun: 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂

kai: 👀

taehyun: y/n reply to me me and i'll buy you whatever you want from prada

you: im their ambassador you twat

taehyun: right, yes sorry i forgot how about i bring you flowers and [your favourite food] to the dorm later?

you: deal

kai: HEY WTF ITS THST EASY? the last time you were mad at me you didnt talk to me for a whole SIX HOURS EVEN AFTER I APOLOGISED ON MY KNEES

beomgyu: guys if you weren't already an idol under bighit which bts member would you date

you: all 7

taehyun: jungkook

soobin: jin no wait hobi lowkey he's a cutie

beomgyu: you have to choose ONE y/n

yeonjun: jimin or tae kook is cool but i probably wouldn't be able to handle his fans

you: no ur so right actually i could not handle dating another idol LMFAOO

soobin: ???? wdym i spoke with ur mum already she gave me her blessings we can date :3 even as idols heheheheh you: she did not

soobin: did tooooooo

you: nuh uh when did you even meet her

taehyun: he's lying i was there

yeonjun: hahaha liar liar pants on fire

you: when the hell did you guys meet my mom

kai: well SOMEONE left us on a cliffhanger last week and didn't tell us who she was dating so we did the next best thing...

you: SAYYYT YOURE FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW OMG IS THAT WHY MY MOTHER HAS BEEN SPAMMING MY PHONE ABOUT "COMING HOME FOR KIMCHI" ? CAUSE SHE KNOWS I DONT EVEN FW KIMCHI LIKE THAT

yeonjun:yea!!!!!!! tell them queen!!!!!!! why did you guys not invite me. fake fucks.

you: WHAT DID SHE EVEN SAY

soobin: something about how she thought you were a lesbian so she doesn't even know what we're talking about

you: well shes not half wrong

taehyun: anywho she did NOT give ANY blessings to anyone however she did say that you were getting older and needed to get more serious about future planning cause all you put your effort into is work

soobin: that was basically her speaking in maternal code for "hey you can marry my daughter once contracts are terminated" trust me id know

kai: maternal code?

soobin: yep im an expert

beomgyu: what the fuck does that even mean

soobin:

taehyun: sometimes i wonder about the state of your mental wellbeing soobin: you just need to match my 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴 you wouldn't get it. yeonjun: taehyun gets our freak soobin 💯 he's the one who suggested recording the killa with our shirts off.. fucking freak

you: i suggested that actually :3 but tyun suggested the lights off for tinnitus

yeonjun: Y/N MY PRETTY PRINCESS QUEEN DARLING DEAR I DIDNT MEAN IT I SWEAR THAT WAS THE BESSSSSST SUGGESTION EVER THANK YOU FOR SAYING THAT IM SORRY

beomgyu: you make me sick beomgyu left tubatu world domination kai: never a moment of peace in this household…

A/N: this has been marinating in my drafts and i HATE it but i need to get rid of it 🤔🤔🙏🏼💯🔥 pls accept this scrap cause i may be a little burnt out 😭😭🤣🤣😜👊

[theres-no-escaping-us-pal]

ABOUT THE NEWSIES PRODUCTION I SAW LAST NIGHT!!!

OMG IT WAS SOO GOOD! THE DANCING WAS AWESOME! THE SINGING WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE!!!

MEDDA LOOKED AT ME DURING ‘THAT’S RICH’!!!

WE MADE EYE CONTACT AND I WAS LIP SYNCING AT HER!!

THE CAST WAS SO NICE OMG!!!

THEY WERE IN THE HALL AFTER THE PRODUCTION (as normal with high school productions)

AND ME AND MY FRIEND WERE THE ACTRESS FOR KATHRINE’S FAVORITE AUDIENCE MEMBERS!!!

WE WERE LIP SYNCHING EVERY SONG AND SHE LOVED IT!! SHE WAS SO NICE!!

THE MEDDA’S ACTRESS COMPLIMENTED MY OUTFIT!!! SHE WAS SO SWEET!!

THE DUDE WHO PLAYED JACK WAS REALLY COOL!! HE DID A GREAT JOB!! HE HAD THE EMOTION! HE HAD THE DEPTH!!

THE ACTOR FOR RACE HAS ACTUAL BROADWAY POTENTIAL!! HIS SINGING HIS DANCING HIS ACTING HIS EVERYTHING!! (I might have a small crush on him lol) HE WAS REALLY NICE TOO!!ABD HIS EYES WERE REALT BLUE!! WHICH IS A WEIRD THING TO NOTICE BUT I DID!!

OMG LES WAS SO GOOD!! THEY HAD A GIRL PLAYING HER AND THE SASS WAS REAL AND I WAS HERE FOR IT!!

ONCE AND FOR ALL HAD AMAZING HARMONIES!! IT WAS AWESOME!!

“HEREE THEYY COMEEEE!!” YES RACE!! KILL IT!!!!

IT WAS SO SO SO SO SO SO AMAZING!!!

I’M SO ASKING MY MOM IF I CAN GO BACK NEXT WEEK CAUSE TICKETS ARE ONLY LIKE TEN BUCKS FOR SECOND ROW!!!!

I CAN GIVE MORE DETAILS IF YIU GUYS HAVE ANY QUESTIONS!!!!

[r1ya4aa]

Sultan e Qalbam

ꗃ ⋆ ࣪ . 𝟏 ᵘⁿˡᵒᶜᵏᵉᵈ.

SOCCER PRISONERS🗣️🔥

BACTERIA ADDED A PERSON TO THE. GROUPCHAT!

Isagi:

Who did you add again bachira..

bacteria:

Chill it's raichui

xxx-xxx-xxx:

now who in the right mind would name there child raichui.

Chigiri:

You are so real for that

Kunigami:

Who are you

xxx-xxx-xxx:

I should be the one asking that..

Bacteria:

WE BKUE LOCK

xxx-xxx-xxx:

Oh okay

Bacteria:

N U?????

xxx-xxx-xxx

l/n y/n

who else is in this gc?

Isagi:

All our friends from blue lock

I think..

nagi changed xxx-xxx-xxx to y/n!

y/n!:

cool

shithoe is online!

shithoe:

GIRL STOP BEIG SO DRY

Y/n:

FUCK YIU WANT ME TO DO?

Shithoe:

Bitch 😒

Y/n:

NAHH YOU CANT BE TALKING WHEJ UR FRIENDS CALL YOU SHIT-HOE☠️☠️☠️

shithoe:

GIRL UR NAME SOUNDS LIKE A SPELL LIKE WHAT ISBTAHT💀

Kunigami:

Alright y'all that's enough

shithoe:

Stfu wannabe hero

Y/n:

Thats embarrassing...☺️

Shithoe:

Even she agreed 😜

Y/n:

Girl I was talking to u..☠️

Chigiri:

BSHAHAHSH

Bacteria:

LNFAOOOO

Y/n:

Anyway gotta go I have training 🙁

Isagi:

Training? Do you play any sports?

Y/n:

Ye I do actually

Y/n is offline

Bacteria:

OHHH WHAT RU PLAYING??

Oh...🙁

Y/n is online

Y/n:

Mb what happened

OHHH WHAT RU PLAYING??⁀➷

Basketball

Shithoe:

Boorrringgg🙄🙄🙄

reo is online!

Reo:

It's been a while since a last played

Which school are you playing for?

Y/n:

Seirin

Reo:

SEIRIN??? NAHH U MUST BE MAD GOOD

Y/n:

HAHAHA TYSMM

Reo:

Y'all are playing for nations  this year right?

Y/n:

We have a few more matches to win before we get to the nations

Matter of fact we unfortunately have a match tmr

Isagi:

Why 'unfortunately'?

Y/n:

1. We have two matches scheduled in ONE DAY.

2. The second team is hella strong n there secretary AND coach is mad annoying

nagi:

Sounds like a hassle.

Y/n:

Fr.

ANYWAY I ACTUALLY GOTTA GO NOW

BYEBYE YALL

Bacteria:

BYEE Y/NNNN

Shithoe:

I hope u lose your match and get depression and become emo for the rest of ur life

Reo:

Bye y/n!

Isagi:

Good luck and Byee!

Y/n went offline

Nagi went offline

Chigiri went offline

Reo went offline

Bacteria went offline

Isagi went offline

Kunigami went offline

Shithoe went offline

。　♡ 。　　♡。　　♡

♡。　＼　　｜　　／。　♡

ᓚᘏᗢ

♡。　／　　｜　　＼。　♡

。　♡。 　　。　　♡

SOCCER PRISONERS🗣️🔥

Bacteria:

@Y/N

@Y/N

@Y/N

@Y/N

@Y/N

@Y/N

@Y/N

@Y/N

@Y/N

Y/n:

Yes?

Bacteria:

SOSOSOS

HOW WAS UR GAME??? DID U WIN??????

Reo:

Yeah I was wondering the same thing

Shithoe:

I bet u lost😹😹

Y/n:

We won

But like that aomine guy was hella strong

Not strong enough tho😈

Reo:

He's the reason I quit actually

Y/n:

It can't be THAT bad..

Reo:

You don't wanna know...☺️

Y/n:

Oh!

Rin:

Congratulations

Y/n:

Thank you!

Who are u btw ?

I don't think you've ever texted since I've been here

Shithoe:

Ye some of us had training yesterday

and omg

SINCE WHEN IS RIN BEING SO NICE😱😱😱

Rin:

They seem normal unlike you

Shithoe:

At least ma man wants me🥺

Rin:

who tf.

Shithoe:

Your brother ofc😜

Isagi:

Didn't he block you multiple times?

Y/n:

Imagine being so desperate

Rin:

^

Shithoe:

Stfu eyelashes jr.

Y/n:

I bet his eyelashes r beyond gorgeous

Aryu ✨:

His eyelashes really are glamorous✨

Y/n:

Eyelashes reveal when

Bacteria:

I got u pookie

Y/n:

WOOOOWWWW⁉️⁉️

Gorgeous

Fabulous

Meow

majestic

Pinterest coded

Art deco coded

Beautiful

Blushing

You remind me of my cat

Shithoe:

NAH PINTEREST CODED? THATS TOO MICH FOR HIS UGLY ASS

Rin:

Thank u I guess @Y/n

At least I don't look like a fucking cockroach 😐

Chigiri:

CAT REVAEL RN

Y/n:

*picture of a cat*

Chigiri:

awwwwwhh

I'll kidnap ur cat y/n ☺️

Y/n:

Fuck off☺️

Bacteria:

YALL I HAVE AN IDEA

CUTE CAT BTW POOKIE

Y/n:

Tysm pookie wookie

Isagi:

What's ur idea bachira?

Bacteria:

LEST DO A FACE REV

shithoe:

Ye I'm down

Kunigami:

Sure

Bacteria:

ILL START batchira meguru 😋

Y/n:

Aww you're so cute

I wanna bite ur cheeks 🙁

Bacteria:

Aw Tysm pookie 🙁

Shithoe:

IM NEXT shodou ryusei baby 😈

Y/n:

PUT THAT PHONECASE AWAY ☠️☠️

2/10 ig (im being generous 😒)

(Eyeliner tut when??)

Aryu✨:

Aryu✨ (jyubei 🤕)

Y/n:

Glamorous

8/10

Aryu✨:

Ohhh✨🤭

Takemitsu:

Aaoshi tttttttakkenmixysi

Y/n:

what.

Takemitsu:

IM SO SORRY IM VERY NERVOUS AND MY HANDS ARE SWEATING

Y/n:

OHH UTS OKAY

Bacteria:

I got u takemitsu

Aoshi takemitsu

Y/n:

Awhh

7/10

Isagi:

I guess I'll go next :)

Isagi yoichi

Y/n:

10/10

Handsome???

u look smart

Isagi:

Thank you!

Eita is online!

Karasu is online!

Barou is online!

Nanase is online!

Hori is online!

Kurona is online!

Eita:

Yo

What are we doing

Bacteria:

Face reveal

Karasu:

For who?

Hori:

Read the chat fucking dumbass

Hello y/n! I'm Hiori yo

Y/n:

adorable

10/10

Eita:

I Like girls who play basketball

Karasu:

Didn't you tell me a few minutes ago that you're into shy girls?

Eita:

I Like em both😼

Y/n:

9/10

I feel like your a cheater

Karasu:

He is.

Y/n:

1/10

Y/n changed 'Eita' to 'Cheitar'

Cheitar:

WHAT.

Karasu:

LMAOOOSJJEHEUSH

Karasu tabito

Y/n:

Fix yo Hair old man ☠️

Cheitar:

BHSHAHAHWHWH LMAOOO

shithoe:

LMFAOOO

Bacteria:

HEHSHWHSHHEHE

Karasu:

I thought we where good y/n 😒

Y/n:

You thought wrong 😜

Reo:

Anyway

Reo mikage

Y/n:

OHHHH⁉️⁉️⁉️

10/10

Reo:

Thank you! I'll do nagis one too since he's asleep

Nagi seishiro

Y/n:

He reminds me of a snowman

9.5/10

Bacteria:

I'm so sorry y/n we have to go training 😔

Y/n:

Oh that's okay!

Isagi:

bye y/n!

Y/n:

goodbye Isagi 🫶

。　♡ 。　　♡。　　♡

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[🥟]— hi…I’m still trying to figure out how to use and write on this app🙏 and can anyone explain to me how to add pictures without like the text disappearing or smth like that, TYSM!!

[humongousabysmal]

Instant karma is so funnybecause i just told my cat i was gonna kill her for real because she won’t stop pissing on my floor like seriously I don’t know how to make her stop I put boxes next to all the walls and everything coz that’s where she primarily goes to the loo I guess despite her litterbox being right fucking there anyway she still finds another discreet location to mark as her territory which is bullshit because it’s my damn room and my damn territory omg I should start peeing on my floors to assert dominance and show her who’s boss like who does she think she is dirtying my floors and thinking shr can get away with it no you won’t fucking get away with it you know everyone in this house knows you pee on my floors yeah that’s right I tell fucking everybody about your dirty little secret maybe that’s why you do it you do it because u overhear all the times I complain about you not you as a person but what you do on my floors the disgusting abhorrent things and you just keep doing it to torment me is that how you get your sick kicks huh im the one who takes care of you and brushes your hair and feeds you and waters you and genuinely loves yiu what if I just died one day only thene would you learn to appreciate what you have instead of biting the hand that feeds you no seriously stop biting like youre so mean to me sometimes for no reason I know your boundaries andthat youre a hashtag lone wolf and like to be alone and not overly pampered but like you’re always in a bad mood sometimes I want love too you know it’s not wrong to just let me pet you a little bit and then I’ll leave you alone it’s not like i bother you anyway you should be grateful and stop hurting me like scratching me and biting me you can just tell me to leave instead of taking yor frustration out on me how would you feel if I didn’t wana be bothered and you came up to me and instead of just turning the other cheek turn the other cheek show the world how strong you are by simply acting weak oh lolol i love that song and that show oo anyway what if instead I just started beating you bloody like no mercy biting her punching you kicking you throwing you against the wall right that would be awful so why is it ok for you to do just because you’re smaller than me doesn’t mean it’s ok to hurt me like bruh im just a gentle giant and you’re my companion but it’s not like the movie where the giant and little guy are both kind no it’s the nice giant and hurtful little monster jsut ruining everything for the big guy ugh ok that’s not the point I told her id kill her, and then I lifted up my fan to put it back on my bed and it slipped instantly slamming my pinky into the doorframe right next to where my digits were resting OOOHHHH I didn’t make a peep but I jumped up ijto the air high and mighty cartoon style lol idk. I thought it was kind of funny. I love life sometimes lol

[jaylaxies]

Sunghoon radiates such an enemies-to-lovers character trope. Imagine yguys have been rivals for a long time so banters, glares and snide remarks are the norm. Sunghoon seems like the type to express his affection/interest by constantly bothering/annoying that person instead of flirting or being nice to them so obv youve always misunderstood him. Not that he wants to ever confess any way. Then come another guy, say Jake, who is always so transparent and outright w his feelings... (1/2)

+ (2/2) with whom youve gotten close too. The more sunghoon sees you and jake, the more jealous he became esp of how friendly and nice you are w him (well who asked SH to be so bad in expressing romantic interests anyway). He tries to imrpove, being nicer to you, somehow buying yiu snacks, complimenting you -- but it was so out of place. Until one day at a party, banters somehow turned south/personal and his feelings got the best of him.He slams his lips onto yours and well you can continue 😉

OMG?? yes, he's super possessive and i know for a fact that he'll be marking you up and telling you know that you belong to him and him only, it's a given. he'll take you into an empty room and won't stop kissing you, leaving your lips to say, “you're mine,” in a low and breathy voice. he would leave open mouthed kisses all over and mark your neck in an area which allowed jake and everyone else to see.

that's not all, he'll end up fucking you and confessing you midway sex, his thrusts strong and his focus would be on making you feel good </3

[rainy-tree-bird]

Attack on Titan crackfic (OC’s)

This is a what I like to call a crackfic that me and two friends wrote. So its written by three diffrent people. This is about a few OC’s that are practically just us. There is an OC x Levi in this and OC x OC too. There is no description of the looks of the characters. This might become a series of just me and my friends writing these types of crackfics. This isnt a serious fanfiction, this is all fun and games. There are probably some grammer and spelling misstakes in here. 

Warnings: Mentions of cocain/drugs, cocain in croissants(I know it doesnt really make much sense, I did say this was a crackfic), mentions of death, loads of swearing, dark humor, some flirting, jokes. 

Enjoy!

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A day in AoT

Lily’s POV  

Sweat dribbles down the side of my forehead as I run my last lap around the scouts main HQ. “Fuck you Levi, forcing me to run when I hate running” I say under my breath as I reach the end, the rest of my squad already at the finish line. As I reach the end Petra comes up to me.  

“Great job Lily! You were really close to finishing at the same time as the most of us!  

By now my arms are leaning on my thighs as I’m catching my breath.  

“Thanks Petra, I’m happy that I’m getting better but running is still a bitch” Petra chuckles as she pats my back.

Training continues for hours on end thanks to Captain Levi and his awfully tiring training regime. Finally, we finish training for the day and me and my squad pack up any equipment we used during training.  

I’m packing up some equipment, once I turn around, I bump into Levi. He must’ve been standing behind me. “Oh, shit. I’m sorry!” I say. “Yeah, you should be, watch where you’re going, idiot.” He says with his usual scowl. “Damn, what’s with the bad mood today captain?” I reply with a small joking smirk. He deadpans. “Do you want a day off Williams? Or do you prefer cleaning the stables?” He threatens. “Right, I have rest of the day off! I’ll take that thanks.” I say as I start walking away but stop and glance over my shoulder to look at Levi. “Oh, and Levi? Next time you decide to stare at my ass, be a bit more discreet about it~¨” I say as I give him a wink. “Tch, I’ll have you know I was not, you damn brat” His reply sounded convincing, that is if he wasn’t slightly blushing. I giggle as I walk away.  

I head off to my dorm room to change into my uniform from my training clothes. After that I head off to the stables. As I’m preparing my horse for my ride to wall Sina I hear a voice. “What are you doing here brat?” I turn around to see Captain Levi looking at me, I turn back around and continue prepping my horse. “I’m heading off to Sina, I’m meeting up some old friends, is there a reason you wanted to know?” I asked as I glanced at him, he was closer to me this time. “I have to know what my squad is doing.” He replied, I chuckled.  

“That’s your excuse to meet up with me? Good one Levi” I smirked. He made a tch sound as a reply.  

I get on my horse. “Hey Levi, next time we have a free day how about you take me out on a date?” I look at him and wink. “Maybe I will.” He says as he looks me in my eyes with a smirk plastered on his face, causing me to blush. “I’ll hold you to that” I say as I start riding towards Wall Sina to meet my friends.  

Kei’s POV

“And then! Do you know what he said to me?!” “No, miss I don´t but can you please sit still? I need you to be still if you want the painting too look good”  

I’m sitting and painting the king's cousin and she likes to talk. Well, this is a part of the job, I guess.

Time skip 2h  

“Well miss, we are done for today” I’m saying as I start packing my stuff, “Oh, thank you, well I see you next week” “Yes Ma’am” she walks out from my store and I go to the back and clean myself up. Once I’m done, I walk out of my store and then walk towards the gate, to meet up with Lily34.

As I walk there, I see the military police and they're just looking at me as if I was an idiot. Well, I am but still! They don’t have the right to look at me.

“Hey!! You!!” one of them say and I turn around and look at him, “What the hell do you want!?” I look him in the eyes, and he hugs me, “What the hell!” “Oh…” he loosens his grip around me until he isn't hugging me anymore. “You probably don´t remember me, well I don’t blame you; we were like 10 or something when I moved…” I look at him and it was something that just looked familiar about him. “Tim what are you doing?!” The captain was calling for him “Oh I’m sorry captain, just talking to an old friend!” “Okay how is it…” the captain comes over to us and he looks at me. “Tim are you sure that you know her?” I cringe when he says her, “They, captain and you know that” I say as I give him a cold look.  

I look over to the Tim guy and that’s when it finally clicks. “TIM! It's really you!!” he looks at me and gives me a smile “Yeah,” “but what are you doing here?” “Well, I did join the military and I got transferred here, but what are you doing here? Didn’t you want to become a baker or something?” “well…” I look at the other military “I did join the military and yeah, but I spend most of my time painting rich people” “YOU ARE A SOLDIER?!” “Yeah...” “Well, I hate to break you two apart, but Tim needs to go” I look at the guy who was talking, I didn't know him. “Well fuck you and I don´t care, I would kick your ass if I didn´t have an important meeting to attend.”  

I give Tim a hug and then continue to walk to the gate, when I get there, I see Lily and I run to her.  

“Lily!!” I give her a big hug we both got so much closer since Veronica died… (well that was depressing, Agreed//Lily)  

“Kei!!” she hugs me back.  

We start walking to Ollie’s Café. We were talking about everything that had happened to us lately, and Lily told me all about this guy called Levi.

Ollie’s POV omg owo, are you sure? Owo that’s kinda pog Owo  what are yiu doing step croissant owO

I was baking a few more batches of my famous croissant recipe: plain but with optional twist, cocaine. Cocaine isn’t really that legal but since I got so much in my hands I might as well use it and make money by putting it on my croissants. I put the batch of Coke croissants into the oven as I take out an already finished batch, though these are not cocaine croissants, these are mini croissants, I put the fresh batch into a basket and make it look neat and nice, I want to impress my customers after all. I hear the little doorbell that is placed over the door ring, I check who came into the store from the shadows of the kitchen as I see it’s my best friends Kei and Lily who I haven’t met in a while, I sneakily grab to chocolate stuffed croissants and bash through the kitchen Doors and scream at the top of my lungs “CROISSANT” as I forcefully throws the two chocolate croissants at my friends hoping that they’re quick enough to catch them because I spent two hours this morning deep cleaning the eating area as well as the whole floor.

They sort of catch them by Lily grabbing hers too hard so the chocolate ooze out and Kei by catching it with their mouth. Very impressive not going to lie. I give Lily a napkin and place them both at a table and then take their order, I get their order ready as well as my own. I sit down at the table and give them their pastries and their drinks and talk with them about what we’ve been up too, occasionally I have to go and get another customers order but its a slow day so its okay.

Fin

[mingi-bubu]

Watch “Love O2O” with Me!

Episode 18

hi!!!  guesss who;s finally back!!!

its been a spicey hot second since we saw naiwei hasn’t it?

well long story short bc i know that you want to get on with the episode

i moved into a new apartment and we only jsut now got the wifi hooked up so im finally able to do a wwm jfdal;dj

anyways i have my water, i have my mogu mogu passionfruit flavor, my phone is charging, and my laptop is plugged in

as mr. we go hundred himself mark lee would say, lezgeddit!

The paper hats omg

God he looks so good in that shirt I am feeling emotions

Him and Weiwei are cute thoo

Sudden downpour of course

Oh he really said we gonna stAnd right in front of yiu

GRABB THE WAIST OMFG GG

She do be looking tho

I love that she's killing the mood by talking about September bfjsnfmsk

He is so pretty

Jawline

Ugh that's so sappy Nai I knew you were a "secret" romantic

KIED??? KISSSSS

That's creepy

Horrifying that they have the twin youths there

Oh Nai and Weiwei sitting together that's so cuteee

Is

Is she ogjejfka she's asking to apply for an unpaid internyat his company

BRIBE HIM BITCH THE FUCJ

God this is so uncomfy

Aegyo time?

No

Sitting back and enjoying the SUN RED DRESS RED DRESS ITS RHE RED DTESDJGOSNGOAFKNSM

Is this fjjdjfkdksmsms why is things being filmed??

What is happening in this show

I like....hate this actually thanks

Kisssssss

Oh the poor canvas behind them

At least she's not looking like a Dead fish this time

Was that a DRWAM OH MY GOD IM SO WEAK OH MY GOSH

I hate the way she brushed her teeth

Jdjfkandk who is she talking to? It doesn't sound like erxi?

Matching outfits??? Oh they're together together huh 👀👀

He's so happy about it 🥰🥰🥰 stop where to get me a guy like that oh my God

"let them think that [we matched on purpose]." I am SCREAMING

Her outfit is really cute I like it a lot

He really just hired her without a plan smh

YAY MKRE SEROTENTIM SEOTEMEBER CONTENT

This glasses guy is tolerable I like him more than other guy

BKSS BROUGHT HIS FUTURE WIFE TK THE IFFICE IM SVRWMAIBF

September content is all I have been wanting this entire time

Djkdjdkd their friendship means everything to me honestly

not at how he called nai weiwei’s husband

k.o.  i cannot believe that hes literally known known

THE FACT THAT SPETEMBER CALLED HER FAMILY IM SCREAMIGN

their office “is like a monastary” im screamign

oh my god september oh my GOD

ok those two other guys ugh i am looking

KODAK!!!  IVE MISSED YOU MY LOVE

stop dragging himm im sicck

i love him so much

xiao glasses im so weak

thats what im calling the ashuang guy

lskdjfa;lskd oh my god he cannot talk at all

oh hes a mysogyingst too

nevermind he can eat his shoes

sakdfjal;sdjfa chef boy really said im looking out for him

him as in kodak

i want to kick xiao glasses in the face what a jerk

its nice tht these guys are cheering weiwei on

the task deepens

you shouldve read throught the report first babes

kodak really be telling on people i love himi

his hair looks so good

so does nai’s

la;kdfjal;dsjf nai really said she can handle it herslef

kodak is

bitter

love himmm so much

of course she picked the epmpty seat in front of his office

he really do be sneaking up

his lil smile tho im heart emoji with sparkles

i love wehn wei2 and the #Squad hangout

its so entertaining for me!!!

despite his horrible sock habit i do be in love with september

she really said i want to beat glasses’ ass so bad i love her

i really hate that we can hear them breathe

he really just handed over his whole set of keys man is WHIPPED

;aldskfjas;dlk they really did be just saying shit huh

fish remembered she was there thoooo

ommg i just noticed her outfit has like a really poof skirt

nai is so smitten i want himmm

HE SMILE

BITH

CHADLFKJEWOIG

hes so in love please im screamign

he :D

shslakdfjasldkjf theyre so cuteee im

game time gameer tme gameritme

shes so skinny, sweetie, im worried

i read an article about her where she said she’s had body image issues in the past

i hope shes doing better now

yeah silence lets go king give us everything

i love their ost

i she really do just be putting things in stuff

SHUT UP HE KLDSFJA;LSDKJF;ALSDJF; HE STARE

IM SCREGAIN

lasdkjfa;lkdsjf o.a much???

weiwei fucking slaps omg

she realy said suck it huh

WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY HAVE A WALL CLOCK FROM GUESS

she really sent ERXI !!!!  I HAVENT SEEN HER INFOREVER

anyways she really sent SHUT HU[PIHEPAOIWHF THE LIL SALUTE IM SCREAMING THEY ARE SCO CUTE

is glasses a rat????  OH MY GOD IS HE A SNAKE IN THE GRASS

where is erxi

wehere is she

OH MY GOD REUNION!!!!  IM SLOV AFKJEIAPIGA

i love to see it!!!

ive missed the #Squade

even though its only 1/2 aldjkfksd

okay that’s all for this episode!!

thank you for reading ^^~

stay safe and stay healthy <333

[hunbomb]

dating yuta!!

yALL READY FOR THIS

also thank you @that-little-asian for helping me w trying to find ideas

and @jaeminnana for trying to help w my master list (even tho it still doesn’t work rip) 

3/? for the nct dating series

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- oK ofc i always gotta start off on how y'all start dating

- aight so you and yuta are on this co ed rep soccer team (also knows as the best)

- and y'all r both the best on the team

- so u guys are always competing for the #1 spot

- its pretty serious lmao

- “iM BETTER”

- “NO U AINT IM BETTER”

- “BUT YOURE SHORT”

- “what the fuck does that have to do wi- you know what? never mind” - you

- YOU GUYS EVEN COMPETE ON WHO CAN SHOW UP AT PRACTICE FIRST

- secretly though, yuta has the biggest crush on you 

- same w you

- y'all r good at hiding your feelings tho

- yuta didn’t really interact with you outside of soccer he wanted to tho

- you guys have 0 classes together 

- bUT ITS FINE CAUSE SOCCER TAKES UP LIKE EVERYDAY OF THE WEEK BEFORE SCHOOL AND AFTER

- anyway back onto the story

- so yuta goes to his friends (the other guys on the team) and you go to your friends (the girls on the team)

- “gUYS I LIKE YUTA”

- “gUYS I LIKE Y/N”

- “WE KNEW IT” - everyone

- so they devise a plan to get you guys together (without y'all knowing cause ur blinded by love)

- so during the next practice, jaehyun “accidentally” bodychecks yuta who falls onto of you

- his arms are on either side of your head and his legs are in between yours

- BOTH OF YOUR FACES ARE SO RED

- your heart bbbeats

- “,,,,,you can uh-like- get up now” - you

- “SHIT SORRY”

-  both of ur faces r so red

- he just awkwardly helps you up and you guys have moment

- like y'all r staring into each others eyes

- what u didn’t know though is that the rest of the team filmed it

- even the coach was in on it cause everyone ships u two

- time skip

- after that moment, y'all stopped bickering

- now its shAMELSS FLIRTING

- “hey bbygirl ;)” - nakamoto yuta

- ITS EVEN WORSE THAN UR FIGHTS

- YALL ARENT EVEN DATING STILL

- but that changed on one very special day

- aka the day he asked you to prom

- aka the best day of your life

- HE MISSED A SOCCER PRACTICE TO DECORATE YOUR LOCKER

- with like hearts n memes

- and when u opened it, it says “go to prom w me loser”

- YOU ALMOST CRIED

- THEN YOU TUrnED AROUND AND YUTA HAD FLOWERS AnD IS CHEEKILY SMILING AT YIU DSHDSKSHBC HOW COULD YOU NOT ACCEPT

- ok so now y'all r technically dating

- and when he goes to your house to pick u up he had to do a double take

-you!!were!!gorg!!

- you almost fell down the stairs lmaoaoao

- cause he was so handsome (not like he isn’t everyday though)

- he gives like the best kisses

- THE BEST KISSES

- not to rough, but not too slow ya feel

- and he is so caring for you

- like he always asks in between periods how you’re feeling and ugh goals

- once a guy from another school tried to hit on u during a tournament

- yUTA LoST IT

- “hey you. this girl is my girl friend so if you bippity back the fuck off that’d be great” 

- that was just quick sample

- all the girls love him and can’t get over the fact that he’s taken

- the always hug him and cling onto him and he’s like 

- “ewwwww’

- cause the only one doing that should be you

- he accidentally tripped u during practice one day

- “omg baby r u ok?!’

- “do you want me to carry you babe?

- sO NICEE

- yo but he is so cocky and shit sometimes

- like he doesnt even try to tone down his flirting w u

- “those shorts look good, but they’d look even better in the storage room floor ;)))” - yuta

- u aint gonna disagree w that

- cause sexy time with yuta is the best time

- its either super rough n hot or sweet n caring there is no in between

- you’re not complaining though

- y'all r still competitive w soccer though

- “bAbe get out of my way”

- “nah babe i got this”

- “gET OUT OF THE WAY”

- “BUT IM BETTER THAN YOU”

- “SHUT THE FUCK UP” - everyone

- its the hard knock life for u guys

- his lock screen is a photo of you after a soccer game with the first place medal

- you just looked so good

- you had like a loose ponytail, a flushed face, and a smile so big it would rival his “healing smile”

- yours is the same (him with the first place medal, a flushed face, big smile) cause y'all r like that

- this girl once tried to steal him away from you

- HAHAHAH SHE’S DUMB

- he literally told her “stop trying to be hot, you’re not y/n’

- she cried and ran away

- lol 00ps

- YUTA LOVES HOLDING YOUR HAND

- “yours first perfectly with mine”- him

- “bitch no ur hands r sweaty” - you

- you guys are both so petty,,,,,,people wonder how u can stand eachother

- LMAO HE LOVES YOU THOUGH

- when!he!first!said!i!ove!you!

- cutest thing ever

- it was your 500 day anniversary 

- and he came to practice w a bunch of flowers and gave u the biggest hug

- he spun u around and was like

- “god i love you so much”

- you almost peed ur pants

- the coach almost peed their pants

- the team almost peed their pants

- the school almost peed their pants

- ANYWAY

- your first date was a mess though lol

- he set up this picnic and EVERYTHING IT WAS SO SWEET

- bUT NOPE

- HE TRIPPED OVER HIS OWN FEET AND DROPPED THE BASKET CONTAINING ALL THE FOOD

- then it rolled down a hill and was never to be seen again

- “jfc yuta”- everyone including himself

- bUT YALL WENT OUT FOR SUSHI AND IT WAS A GR9 EXPERIENCE 

- in conclusion

- yuta is a babe and everyone should love him

- he deserves everything and all the love in the world

- osaka prince <3

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THANK YOU GUYS FOR READING! I APPRECIATE IT SM :)

by the way i know my master list is rly messed up, I’ve been trying to fix it for like 2 hours but its not working :( 

ALSO I MAY MAKE A FANFIC BASED ON THIS PLOT!!! STAY TUNED :)))

- emma