#yikes!!!

[vroomian]

What if after 100 years of solitude Yrz is touch starved and that’s why he immediately launches into sex work once he has an actual physical body again.

What if it took him years before he was ready to sleep alone.

What if his body is only real as he wants it to be but phasing through things makes him panic somewhere inside.

[autisticlancemcclain]

“You don’t want to be stuck with me?”

Lance couldn’t have kept the hurt out of his voice if he tried. It shoots out of him, jagged and sharp and accusatory, because his throat is as dry as sandpaper, roughening the words as they’re shoved from his mouth.

Bob presses a button and the fake crowd emits a scanadalised gasp. As if this is a reality show, or a sitcom. As if they’re lives are a joke.

As if Lance’s feelings are dismissible. Laughable.

Unimportant.

“Looks like somebody’s not an important part of the team,” Bob taunts, and the gaping wound in Lance’s heart is so giant that the words barely even make a dent. He doesn’t even look at the alien, completely unable to rip his gaze away from Keith.

“You don’t — I’m not important to you?”

A tear drips down his face, the trail burning down his cheek, and several more follow. He’s — humiliated. Crying in front of everyone. But he can’t stop himself.

Keith looks — well, Lance doesn’t want to assume he knows how Keith looks. The blood as drained from his face, and there’s a set to his jaw and a fear in his eyes, an expression Lance would usually call ashen, but —

You have to feel shame, to be ashen. Panic, even. You’d have to regret your words.

And Lance doesn’t trust that Keith is ashen, because he doesn’t trust that Keith regrets his words. He can’t believe Keith would say them in the first place.

He’s no Keith expert, or anything, but he thought they were — something. Friends. Teammates.

People who cared for each other, even a little bit.

“Lance, I —”

He was wrong. Obviously.

Lance swipes his hand across his face, desperately trying to wipe away his tears, only succeeding in wiping them around. He can feel the pitying stares from the rest of the team and it makes his ears burn. He doesn’t want to hear whatever lame excuse Keith has to say, whatever paltry attempt to smooth over the situation.

He doesn’t — he’s never felt so betrayed in his life. He doesn’t even want to look at Keith. He doesn’t even know what to do. Every part of him is consumed with — a stabbing, almost. Every part of him is in pain.

He turns resolutely forward, looking Bob in the eye.

“Which of us gets to go home?” he asks, voice cracking and wet. Selfishly, he hopes he gets to go, if only because he doesn’t think he’ll be able to face anyone else for eternity. Not after this. Not after everyone watched as Keith broke his heart to pieces on the floor and spat on it.

Because he’s, like… the future.

How disgusting. How stupid, for him to think there was every any future with Keith. How naive. He’s furious with himself, for ever entertaining such a thought. When did he become so presumptuous? When did he decide he was worth Keith’s vote, Keith’s care?

Keith’s respect?

Idiotic.

Bob claps his hands.

“This was a test!” he announces with great fanfare. “A chance for Voltron to show its true, selfish colours, should it have any, but by choosing each other you have allowed yourself to be free. Game over.”

That’s — that’s it? A stupid — a test? That’s how it ends? All this for a test?

Years have passed. Millennia. Lance has been rooted to the spot for eight lifetimes, repeating it over and over in his head:

I just don’t want to be stuck for eternity with Lance.

I just don’t want to be stuck for eternity with Lance.

I just don’t want to be stuck for eternity with Lance.

I just don’t want to be stuck with Lance.

I just don’t want to be stuck with Lance.

I just don’t want Lance —

Bob waves his hand, and the last thing Lance hears before everything goes black is Keith’s repeated call of his name.

[shrimpcoolguy]

Hai guyz sorry for not posting i was going insane over angel dust

[apl3s]

hey guys 😜

i forgot about tumblr my bad

[thatswhatsushesaid]

me, experiencing nascent fondness for ming fan: i kind of like your gumption, kid, i hope you survive--

pidw's canon character trajectory for ming fan:

airplane bro are you ok??

[selfship-confession-box]

Going through the tags for my f/o and I have been seeing people shipping the guy who I canonically call my brother and him. Also I headcanon my brother as aroace

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[unfortunate--moth]

i think i hit a new record for time until self doubt hits while drawing what the fuuuuuck

[windheldland]

MU: uuuuhhhhhh,,, where is my vibrating buttplug??? the big one?

TACH: ooourghh,hh,nn i borrowed it sorry. aaaauuww

MU: um ok?? also risso has been murdering animals and putting mechanical parts in them and now they can walk

TACH: mmmajjnmm i was so close why did you bring her up

MU: when you are finished can i have it back

TACH: ok wwhhu

[twenty-six minutes later]

TACH: hey nio can you wash my clothes

NIO: im boner!!

[madtomedgar]

I did this to myself but the tags on that poll... Oy.

[mapicccubito]

ccs must be allergic to pr teams or someth

[fagrackham]

kid in my creative writing class submitted jonmartin fic w the names changed for this week’s exercise and talked about how he was reading a lot of fan fic and meta on ao3 and tumblr while writing

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

happy New Year’s Eve my dad found my edibles

[ohmrbandy]

Love and Light, I had to clean out my following onnthe main blog...

[roosterbruiser]

Hi! Love love love your work! When did you start writing fics? 😄

hiii!! thank you so much!!!

I actually started writing fics way back in the day...like I was writing 1D fan fics around 2012/2013! and fun fact: my mom took my phone at night so I would HANDWRITE 1D fan fiction in little journals because I was mentally ill!!

wrote a semi-popular Harry Styles fic on Wattpad that is still published 😳😳😳

but Landslide was my introduction into this fandom :) hadn't written any fics since my Harry one before that!!!

[exculis]

tongue splits are soooo cool and sexy swagful etc... i get nervous abt cosmetic oral surgeries though

[vrepit-salt]