#yet she doesnt give a SHIT about it

[cutie-lumi]

Every femstars artist I've seen draws Mugi with big boobs and I'M NOT COMPLAININGJFKSNGK I just love how she has the biggest boobs and then nat is like.... Flat.. I feel kinda rude saying thatdbsknf😭 I love them so much ❤️❤️

I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE DRAW THEM LIKE THIS!!!!!!! it's my ultimate hc for their bodies ever since I?? started shipping them ig?? Fem!Tsumugi not caring about her looks yet being well endowed while Fem!Natsume is like. always looking super pretty, but being flat as hell (and a little bit jealous of mugi's overall body proportions)? SIGN ME UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP IT'S MY FAVE SHIP DYNAMIC. I EAT IT ALL UP ALL THE TIME. I love seeing other artists having this as their hc as well!! Imo it suits them so much OUGHHHHHHH i need to thank all the artists who also draw them like this bc you're the reason why im so well fed. thank u for your service.

[neonhellscape]

new rt everyone shes a freak whos pretty sure shes been been given the role of rogue trader as an act of divine intervention to eventually replace the godemperor and bring new glory to the imperium which she thinks is dull and stagnant. dont worry about why she keeps marazhai caged in her trophy room like he's bait its not important and completely irrelevant to the fact ive joke nicknamed her simon thresh. has anyone noticed a lot of slaaneshi demons during warp jumps lately

[shadowedvales-gone]

hot take, but the "i dump your ass" line wasn't even funny and was just super ooc…….

[thekingdomofdong]

love that i applied for a job back in may, dont interview for it till july, i think it went p well, told i wont hear back till near the end of august just to be told i didnt get it im so sick of job hunting and just want to blow my brain out and be done with it

[hyper-cryptic]

Cyrus... and also that one wet muddy cat that keeps following him around (an actual angel in disguise)

Working on my Vamp Hunter AU. Feel free to reblog but Im gonna sob if it gets more than the completed version /j

[salsflore]

[gutsfics]

i will forever be mad at pb for not only making Wes' romance arc end in a cliffhanger w his dad being in town but also retconning basically everything that happened in prime and putting him back into the love triangle w Autumn and Julian

[swagging-back-to]

holy fucking shit just got outrageously pissed off i swear to fucking god some people are so emotionally and conversationally atrophied.

[phosphophylight-of-my-life]

finally finished the hsr update. i'm devastated. it was so good.

[blurryface-bitch]

I feel aughgrjkhsfk but it is mild and it shall pass and I shall be better for it

[bmpmp3]

OH i hadnt looked that closely in the character section of the voicevox website i didnt realize they had tabs where you can see what 1st/2nd person pronouns they all use and what they call eachother. oh this is cute https://voicevox.hiroshiba.jp/dormitory/nurserobo_typet/calls/ ryuusei calling nurse robot type t literally just "T" is killing me

[creekbed-burial]

If one more person tries telling me that i wont be able to move out within a year for a stupid fucking reason, ill just do what my mom did at 19 and leave a note on the counter and just fucking go now

[xazse]

helllooo! can i request hybrid goio x fem hybrid reader whos new to the house (geto adopted them^^) and reader and gojo have a good bond it hasnt really been much sexual (gojo doesnt know what sex is) until reader goes into heat and she ends up using one of her toys and leaving it on the bed when she went to go wash up or smth.. and gojo ends up smelling it and shit and they boombaya🤯

i had several strokes writing this thank u for listening 💔

Cw: SnowLeopard!Satoru x PuppyHybrid!Reader + fem!reader + heats + crying + mentions of Suguru

Hello!! I am sorry this took so long I hope you like this! And everyone else who’s been waiting more puppy!reader!!

Satoru and you were instantly locked together the first week you were brought to the house, he instantly fell in love with your jumpy fun personality, he freaking loves you so much. You and him do everything together, refusing to go anywhere without one another is absolute.

Suguru even has a hard time separating the two of you, he doesn’t try to but the on the occasion he needs to it’s the hardest thing in the world.

Like now, he’s had to have you completely separated from Satoru because he’s acting strangely, strange in the aspect that he’s started to sniff at you a lot more, Satoru will sit for hours just simply content with smelling you. Going on and on about there’s a sickly sweet smell coming from you, he has yet to place his finger on where the smell is coming, that was the cue for Suguru to throw you in a spare bedroom alone.

It’s absolute hell for you that week all the toys Suguru supplies you with become thrown against the wall in frustration, the tears on your part are endless as you beg Suguru for something he just can’t give you, all he can do is rub your soft fluffy ears and offer reassurance while you fuck yourself wild on your toy. The room is encased in a thick layer of just pure warmness, you’ve been going at it for at least a few hours, he feels terrible for not being able to fully understand what you’re going through.

Satoru’s still acting strangely, he’ll sit at your door and whine for his fun companion to come back out, but everytime he tries to open the door he’s quickly met with Suguru’s swift hand upon his, letting him know that you’re off limits for right now. He’ll trudge back into the living room with a sad sag of his shoulders looking back at your room with an even sadder expression, Suguru’s heart rips in half when those blue eyes look at him.

Ever so innocent Satoru is as hardheaded as they come, regardless when Suguru is sleep in the dead of night he slips out of the room and makes his way to yours, it’s been too long without a word from you and Suguru isn’t helping to calm his mind at all.

He tries your lock and finds it doesn’t budge, so with the smallest amount of strength he breaks it, he can already picture Suguru’s livid face going on and on about how expensive that’ll be to replace.

When he steps into the room he’s hit with a wave of a sweet smell, the same one he’s been smelling on you but it’s at an all time high now, he covers his nose but the smell still penetrates deep. He could turn around right now since he can hear your shower running but he hasn’t seen you in so long, how he is supposed to stay away without making sure you’ve been fine?

He makes his way towards your bathroom but something out of the corner of eye catches him, it’s on your bed and with his sense of smell he knows that’s where the scent is the strongest. His heady head tells him to get closer: to investigate. Without even properly thinking he’s walking towards the toy, he’s kneeling in front of it and with a slow cautious hand he’s picking it up.

Every sense of Satoru’s is immediately heightened as he zones in on it, his breath doesn’t seem to be keeping up all that well. He realizes he’s breathing out of his mouth rather than his nose, it smells so fucking good he can hardly contain himself, no he feels he won’t be able to contain himself if he doesn’t leave this room, his legs feels shaky when he grips the edge of the bed to help him stand.

He comes crashing right back down to the floor with the toy in hand, he sniffs at it, almost salivating. He’s never felt like this before, his body runs hot and feverish in almost an instant, now all his mind is telling him to do is to find you.

“Satoru?” You. Your voice travels within his ears and he’s really about to lose it, the short shorts and the mini tank top don’t help whatever this feeling is, he zones in on the droplets of water deploying from your body. You stare at him with an unreadable expression, a fire burns within your eyes as you realize what’s happening to him.

You don’t think he knows that his cock is standing at full attention, that his tail is swishing behind him like he’s looking at prey. You walk towards him as slow as you can and like a burning man Satoru stares so intensely, watching every step you take towards him, also feeling just as hot as he is.

You know Satoru’s strength is nothing to play with but the way his hips are meeting your ass are just downright stupid, ever since you laid your lips upon his he’s just been like an untamed animal, fucking into you for at least a good hour, he’s cum so many times but he recovers just as fast, pumping another unprotected load into you. You’re equally as slutty with the way your pussy grips onto him and pulls him right back into position.

The room smells like sweat, you know that. Your cunt has been begging for release like this since your awful heat had started and now she’s finally getting what she wants and is absolutely being greedy about it. Satoru kisses you just like a virgin would, messy and uncoordinated but you know he loves it, loves you and loves how good you’re making him feel.

His balls tighten once more and he spills liquid hot into you for the however time today.

He moans shamelessly in your ear, resting in the crook of your neck, begging for another release, he’s probably also begging for the hot feeling invading his being to stop as well, it’s all your fault, poor Satoru, he can’t stop the filt of his hips all because you and you’re heat but you wouldn’t have it any other way.

[screechingdefendorpuppy-blog]

Streaming nightmare.

Streamer!vi x reader

Notes: established relationship, vi is streaming a horror game and is so focused she doesnt realize her gf’s presence till it’s too late.

Any mistakes are mine, not proofread.

Based off this tiktok.

“Are you sure about this hun?” You ask her as she downloads the game. “You don’t necessarily have the best track record with scary stuff.”

She tsk and turns to you “Come one babe, Powder lets Isha play this game im sure it will be fine!”

You look at her skeptically as you read the name of it “Resident evil village. Mmmm I don’t vi, I mean Isha is way better at the haunted houses we go to on Halloween than you.”

She dramatically gasp “Now thats rude! Plus everyone hates clowns!” Pouting at you.

“And plus Isha is just at a whole other level than most kids. You can tell she’s powders kid.” She finishes as she turns back to her equipment. You shake your head but let it go.

“Ok well here is some water and a few snacks.” You tell her as she is setting up her stream.

“Thank you baby.” She kisses your temple as she continues to fix the camera angle.

“I’m off to the store is there anything else you would like before I leave?” You stop at the doorframe waiting for an answer.

“Mmmm oh! Could you bring my usual from Jeriko’s? I’ve been craving it for weeks now.” She says big powder blue eyes looking at you. Even though she knows you would never deny her anything she likes to throw in her puppy eyes just in case.

Chuckling you say “Alright hun, I shouldn’t take long. Bye I love you”

“Love you more!” She shouts after you as you exit.

——————

You sigh as you push the door open balancing the take out and small grocery bags of things that you were running low on.

Your grey cat midnight comes over immediately to inspect the haul you bring. You push her gently to guide her forward down the hall way.

Finally in the kitchen you put all the bags on the counter top. You take a minute to properly greet your fur baby giving her the scritches she demands.

Once she leaves satisfied, you set to work on putting everything away. Once done you decide to check on vi.

It is very rare that you appear in her streams. You usually like to stay off camera. Making sure she has water and something to snack on. At times even to remind her that she is past her scheduled time to stream.

As you walk down towards her streaming room you notice the lack of lights. You shake your head, you and vi had made it a compromise to at least leave one light on while she played any scary games. Mostly to give her a sense of security once she is done. This time tho it seems your Gf has forgotten to do just that.

Slowly you enter the room that is only illuminated by her computer screen and lighting for the camera. You make you way over as she continues to talk to her viewers.

“I mean it is a bit spooky.” She says as she moves her character along the screen. I reach her side and notice she is yet to notice you. You wave at the camera saying hello to her subscribers.

The chat blows up with greetings to you but she doesn’t notice. You bend down to her level and look at her.

“Hello?” She says laser focused on her game. So you respond.

“Hello”

Immediately the most high pitched scream leaves her as she jumps clean out of her chair. Taking the headphones with her and controller flying out of her hands.

You jump at the reaction, hands flying towards your mouth. You look at her as a laugh bubbles up inside you. “Are you ok?” You ask through the laughter.

“YOU SCARED THE SHIT OUT ME!!!” She yells as she starts to sit up. She looks over at the screen and sees chat bubbles flying across the screen. Laughing at her predicament.

You start laughing even more when you look at the window that shows her in the stream. After the jump and fall the camera tilted a bit from the commotion.

On the screen you see yourself standing where she had been a few seconds ago. Vi on the other hand was on the bottom of the screen. Only the top of her head and eyes in view. Only thing her viewers see is her laughing Gf and her annoyed eyes with a skewed headset on her.

[dnangelic]

' if i don't hold it tight , then it's just gonna fall , isn't it ?! ' a secure grip was better , so he'd argue , so he'd right-out die on this pointless , stupid hill ! only a total wimp would succumb to something as measly as a sauna , too --- but before he can roar out that point , sakura's already blowing a cap and trying to shove-shove-shove him right out the door , the thief's arms locking with hers in an instant and driving them into a staggering , struggling stalemate .

' why , you ... ! ' he growls and his teeth bare , the tips of them flashing beneath the gum before they grit . ' even after you were the one fussing about having one thing or another in there with you --- ! ' before he knows it , the trade of force changes . sakura's hand reverses ; the push becomes a pull , and for just an instant , the thief's eyes widen , surprise flinging every ounce of prior frustration up into the air .

so close --- ( liked him ? ) ( reminded her of him ? )

' th ... ' his gulp turns into an awkward , stiff choke --- something sticks in his throat , about the size of a fist , or his heart . the swiftly increasing pound of it makes him freeze up , but the instant he snaps out of it , his cold palms push , shoving sakua resolutely towards the inside of the bathroom . ' alright already --- !! ' things were getting too dangerous ; too close , so as long as she got away from him ... ! '

' just take your stupid shower ! i'll make sure it doesn't ... hop off and fly away or that none of the crows fly in through the window and try to nab him . ' grr , though the idea of letting someone like sakura boss him around and bark out orders was just ... ! ' just so we're clear , i'm doing this for you as a favor , got it ?! not because you told me to ! ' a finger jabs and points itself at the other 'til he turns and storms his few steps towards the small plush . he can't help the curl of his nose above the cross of his arms , nor the way his lips turn downwards into a small , dissatisfied pout in the ambivalent face of it .

' still as a damn statue , i got it . ' his wings flutter just once a little as he slumps into a cross-legged rest , but then he's perfectly still . tsk , and now there was all this time to waste staring into the lifeless eyes of yet another so-called "dark" .

inevitably , as the silent seconds start to stretch and pass , the great phantom thief quietly cools ; his temper stews from a boil to simmer , and his thoughts gradually start to wander . ' shouldn't you at least have given it a different name ? ' a huff . ' karasu , crow ... something like "kuro" instead . ' a snort --- even if sakura didn't end up appreciating the pun , at least he thought , ( he knew , ) that he was clever . the rest of his sentiments uncomfortably feel to swirl in the center of his gut ; sure , there was sakura's innocent flattery , and yet --- ' naming anything after me is a big deal , you know . '

you sure you wanna give it that sort of burden ? ( and what if he really did end up getting abandoned --- ? )

“Don’t hold on to’im so tight, then!”

The same thing, it’s all the same thing—you’ve gotta be gentle with’im is what she means!! Just like with a certain purple bird’s own heart—

“And I mean the humidity, it can mess with’im!” She actually doesn’t know if that’s true, but a certain someone in her class had said so, and she’s been careful with’im since! As for the rest...as for the rest—!!!!!

“Whuh-whh—wh—”

“—why in the hell would I take YOU in the bathroom with me!!!!?????”

Stupid, idiot, dumbass bird!!!!! She hadn’t thought a damn thing!!! about him followin’ her, but THAT was the reason why!?? Has he lost his goddamn mind?!?

“Go back, go back, you’re not comin’ in with me!!! I don’t need an escort for this!?!?”

She tries shoving at him herself, but she’s so—so—fucking shocked by the whole fuckin’ thing she damn-near falls on her face! Dark’s seen pretty much all the shit she has to hide on her body, has seen more of it than even she’d like, but her preppin’ for a shower ain’t on that list!! If this ain’t some joke or somethin’, she’s checkin’ him for a damn fever—!

What’s he even on about, anyway!? ‘Better’? ‘She doesn’t need him’? What’s this all about!?

“Just—just—augh!”

“Stop it with all that already!” She snaps, abandoning the idea of shovin’ him back into her room to just grab at his shirt and make her and him face each other. She’d shake’im if she could really control her strength right now, but this alone...!

“This ain’t about none of that crap, he just—I liked’im, okay?! Liked’im ‘cause he reminded me of you, and I figured at least that would be a good thing!!”

Honestly, when she saw it at the store, bought it, and then named it after him, she never thought she’d come home some other time just to find him damn near hissin’ at it! That one time and mortifying fuckin’ reason she learned about bird behaviours aside, she really didn’t think he’d get jealous over somethin’ like this! It was a little funny in the beginning, because who gets mad over a toy bein’ like him?, but this really is...!

(Kinda worrying. She loves her stuffed animals, but if he hates this one particularly...)

(Well, better late than never to talk it all out! Even when she never really knows what to say...!)

“I was only even out carryin’ him ‘cause he had to get washed and dry, anyway, but now there’s this and I just—just watch him, okay?”

(Because that’s what she’d really meant this whole time, and holdin’ him was the best way to watch over him, in her opinion, but! Translations lost and all those weird things; she doesn’t know about any’a that too much, but one thing’s for sure: She never meant to upset Dark by handin’ him the bird. She just—trusts him to make sure nothin’ happens to’im, even with his own feelings. But she can’t even say why she feels like somethin’ could happen—Dark just bein’ here means nothin’ could, doesn’t it?—so it became a big ol’ thing.

Neither of us can say what we’re feelin’ again, huh...)

—he still ain’t gettin’ in her bathroom, though, not when she’s usin’ it!

“If you don’t even wanna be around’im then fine, but sit here,” she points a little ways outside the bathroom door, “and just watch’im from here. Please; I’ll find a place to put’im when I’m out!”

Not that finding a place was dependent on him watching, but whatever; and, too, Dark could have put him on the table himself, too—but that wasn’t his responsibility, so simply ignores that part of what he says as she chucks that thought outta her head the same moment. Smaller Dark was her little guy, so he was her responsibility.

(...that kinda goes for them both, though, probably—smaller Dark as her toy, Dark himself as her friend. But if she and Dark could even get to talkin’ about this was a whole other thing...)

Guess we’ll see when I’m out.

“An’—And don’t you move a damn muscle,” Or leave, please, “either, got it!”

(She probably should at least phrase it like a question, but maybe it’ll serve to annoy him enough to...)

[artsninspo]

"TIKTOK PRANK 📱" - RIO X READER

🎁 here's a present - holiday fic

Summary: This short one-shot explores the viral TikTok prank and how Rio would react to his woman telling him she cant cover this months mortgage.

Pairing: Rio (Good Girls) X Reader

Word-Count: ~900

「 ✦ full library & archive ✦ 」

➨ rio's library - good girl nbc

You never once thought the charismatic and elusive man that you met at the gas station would become everything to you. The more you got to know him the less you expected this. He was home every night for one, which was a grand departure from your chaotic beginnings. He’d always been a man, dominant and uncompromising in his vision but somewhere along the way things had changed. 

“Whats up baby” he rasps coming over to the living room to kiss you.

“Nothing much, dinners in the microwave” you smile and he nods warming it up. Your beginnings were full of charged and passionate arguments about everything under the sun. Followed by the best sex you ever had. Rio had fought hard for the position he had now in your life and your heart and you're grateful for it. Seated at the table with his drink and cutlery his eyes close over his food before he starts eating.

“So fucking good” he nods packing the food away for a man as slim as him. “Thank you baby” he praises.

“You’re welcome” you smile.

“Come sit with me” he calls out. This is the part of him it took months to get to. The man that doesnt even want to eat dinner alone. Getting up you head to the dining room table as he scoots his chair back making it clear if there was any confusion. He wants you in his lap and not on your own chair beside him. His right arm hooks around your waist securing you to him as his left continues making quick work of his dinner.

“How was your day?” he asks and you snuggle into him, happy your man is home. 

“Better now” you admit and he scoffs. 

“I bet mama” he says and you know he’s smiling when he kisses the top of your head. 

“Did you ask Marcus what he wants for Christmas?” you ask knowing he spent the day with his son.

“New phone, computer and camera - kid wants to be a streamer. He talks in tiktok half the time. I don't understand the shit he’s on!” Rio says making you chuckle.

“I ordered him the phone and phone cases already” you tell him when it hits you. The newest tiktok trend that has been making you giggle, is the perfect harmless prank for Rio.

“Cool, I gotta call his mom to make sure shit is straight, then we can go pick up the computer tomorrow” he says. “You decide what you want yet?” he asks.

“Haven't decided yet” you tell him and he sits back chewing his last bite as he watches you skeptically. His phone rings and you get up to give him privacy. Heading into your bedroom you set up a hidden camera and start on your nightly routine. You’re sitting in bed scrolling when he comes in heading into the shower. When you hear the water shut off you make sure the cameras are recording and get back into bed. You tell yourself to stop smiling in preparation for his emergence but you want to laugh already. A straight face is necessary to reel him in. He comes out a few minutes later in black pyjama bottoms, getting in bed beside you.

“Rio, I have to tell you something…” you swallow pretending to be nervous.

“That’s why you got down today in the kitchen huh?” he comments already annoyed. Instead of smiling you look at your hands twisting them in a nervous gesture. His frustration turns into concern.

“Who’s life is coming to an end?” he asks calmly. His attention is piqued and he reaches over, rubbing your thigh in a comforting gesture. “Baby, tell me” he says softening. You take a breath to keep from laughing and swallow hard.

“I can't pay the mortgage this month” you say and he blinks in shock. “I’m sorry, I went crazy on black friday and there’s no more money” you continue.

“Pay what, when?” he asks, shaking his head.

“I’m sorry” you whisper, keeping things going.

“You bump your head or something? You think I’m someone else? One of your ex’s maybe because when have you ever paid the mortgage?” he asks absolutely thrown.

“I’m serious”

“Babe, when have you ever paid any bill?” he asks, annoyed at the thought.

“So it's okay?” you ask and he shakes his head again making you smile.

“Stop playing with me, can’t pay the mortgage” he mocks.

“It’s a prank from tiktok,” you laugh. Rio shoot’s you an annoyed look.

“Better be, had me worried for bullshit” he says.

“Who’s life is coming to an end” you mock, laughing at him.

“That’s the difference between us mama, I’m not playing about you and you want to prank me” he comments and you pepper kisses onto your mans face. When Rio deepens the kiss pulling at the knot in your robe you pull away.

“Wait a minute I was filming the prank for Marcus.” you laugh.

“You and my son better stop neglecting me for tiktok” Rio says as you turn off the cameras. 

“Let me make it up to you” you smile, taking your robe off and straddling your man.

“I’m always gonna pay the bills for this place as long as you're in it” he says kissing you hard and you smile against his lips knowing he takes care of all your needs just the way you need.

hi my loves! back with a quick little holiday fic based on a tiktok trend. let me know if you guys like this and I can continue with little tiktok trends.

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