#yes this is the lietner rant
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MAXWELL JAGERMAN?
STUPID IDIOT MOTHERFUCKING MAX JAGERMAN GOD DAMN FOOL NERD KILLING DUST EATING RAT DEAD BASTARD SHITHEAD IDIOT AVATAR OF THE WHORE BIGGEST CLOWN IN THE CIRCUS LAUGHED OUT OF TOWN COWBOY MOTHERFUCKING MAX JAGERMAN
STOP PINNING ME WHEN I TALK ABOUT MAXWELL JAGERMAN I HATE HIM SO MUCH WHY DOES HE HAVE TO KILL SO MANY FUCKED UP NERDS WHY DID HE DECIDE TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT JUST KILL THEM EVERYWHERE IS HE DEAD IS HE A BASTARD MAN HAS SUCH A VISCERAL AFFECT ON ME NOT EVEN IN THE ROOM NEVER SEEN THIS MANS FACE AND I KNOW HE HAS THE WORLDS SHITTIEST DAD GET AWAY FROM ME
if i wanted to get into heaven and god said max jagerman’s waiting inside i would piss on gods feet for the sole purpose of getting sent back down
if i have to deal with max jagerman speaking one word in person on voice in the musical not only will i close the tab i will delete my bookmark out of spite and have to rewatch the entire series again for the experience of being able to skip all the times when he is mentioned or alive
i dont even know why i hate him so much. he kills nerdy prudes but i am just mad because i am angy
he better have some fucked up backstory to explain this if hes just some rich shithead whos a fan of creepypasta and wanted the irl version ill go ham
BETTER have had a promise make him kill a man cuz if he didnt Im going to make him
paypal.com/IFuckingHateMaxwellJagerman
songs not even about him. vaguely mentioned what is supposed to maybe be the waylon place and I lost it
where the fuck is max jagerman if hes still alive im going to so deeply wish he wasnt
crusty dead man
ill punch jagerman and his sad frail dead man twig bones will simply flake apart under my epic huge meat fist and he will disintegrate until all thats left is one final book he kept on him at all times simply titled Now You Fucked Up in ancient yiddish
im not breathing im hyperventilating at this point
i hope theres a date given for when jagerman died or will die so i can make it a reminder on my phone
everyday once a year i will see it and do anything but pay respects to the man who had so many fucked up kills
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Why yes I am practicing my ugly cursive by writing the Jurgen Lietner rant
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kingston crown stupid idiot motherfucking kingston crown biggest clown in the circus laughed out of town cowboy avatar of the whore i hate him so much why did have to take nick’s body why is he manipulating reid why does he do so many fucked up if true things
#yes i am emotional about abot showing reid and nick utter's last conversation#REID WAS HAPPY#FUCKING KINGSTON CROWN#abot#archivistbot#abot ocs#jurgen lietner rant
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paul hollywood (derogatory)
#gbbo#my posts#yes i rewached the series#anyway im rewriting the i hate jurgen lietner rant to be about paul hollywood#what is it about him that gives off such bad vibes??#like he's a jerk but I know next to nothing about him#i am so filled with rage at this man it's insane
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