#yes this is funny

[inexplicablymine]

WIP WEDNESDAY

Here is a little more of No Laughing Matter, the Wisdom Teeth AU that is posting this Saturday :)

Ellen knows what she is doing. Well, she does, except when it comes to this. Henry doesn’t want his wisdom teeth removed. He doesn’t want someone poking in his mouth and taking away his bones. It feels quite odd to say, but they are a part of him. They grew and developed and became his wisdom teeth, and he feels like he needs more wisdom these days, not less. It is too little, too late, though, as the two-hour long appointment has filled a perfectly punctual spot on his calendar for months and loomed over him like some kind of toothless grim reaper coming to collect. All he really wants this holiday season is to not say something he regrets while high on nitrous oxide. His previous experiences with laughing gas have been less than savory. He is a little more than loose lipped when it comes to the drug. He accidentally came out once; the other time he was sharing some stories from college that he would have much rather not ever seen the light of day. He dreads to think about what might come from laughing gas this time around.

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[planefood]

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

[punk-dad-sharkz]

guy who says "FUCK!" to every minor inconvenience x guy who says "oopsie daisies" to earth shattering catastrophes

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

License to Kitty.

[beepboopappreciation]

Is this anything

[foccaccia]

the worst part about being an adult is thay its no longer socially acceptable to just roll down a really big hill and then run back up it and roll back down again. "oh is this a syphilis metaphor" passerby would ask. "is this for a tick tock". no i just wanna come home covered in dirt and scratches and bask in the the solace of childlike mirth

[bereft-of-frogs]

There’s that post that’s like ‘everyone should get into a tiny niche fandom at least once’ fully agree, that was really fun -- but I would like to add that everyone should get into a fandom where their opinions run counter to major fanon because it really teaches you about sticking to your guns and trusting your interpretation of the text without having to rely on peer validation

because WHAT are people talking about sometimes

[kendyroy]

Seeing Logan in the TVA makes me laugh so hard for some reason? Like I know he’s lived to see technology evolve and stuff, but there’s something so funny about a guy from the 1800s standing in some kind of retro-futuristic timey wimey agency to me. Man is confused as hell.

like what da hell is a polar bear doin in arlington texas

[cryptocism]

that half-blank, half-apocalyptic look

"i can b ur angle or yuor devil" etc etc "get a man who can do both" etc etc

obsessed with this vamp i think he should get to do whatever he wants forever

[such-a-daydreamer]

And then they explode

[oasisr]

after hearing "simply having a wonderful christmas time" by paul mccartney 74 times while working in retail, I came to the conclusion that they shot the wrong beatle

[miriel-therindes]

its me boy im the seventh cool textile hobby you wanna pick up speaking to you inside your brain listen to me boy you DO have time for me you wanna do me so bad

[toastyyjams]

ena projecting her period cramps onto akito cuz i think he deserves it

[chloesimaginationthings]

How Jeff really dies in FNAF into the pit…

[soappox]

they're amusing to me

[saixria]

The sillies

When even Athena the Virgin goddess whose most intimate encounter was stabbing her bff thinks you’re cooked, you’re definitely cooked