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lem0nademouth · 10 months ago
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finally ripping the bandaid off and saying my worst, most violent experiences of my queerness have been in interactions with the lesbian community. y’all need to get your shit together.
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abra-ka-dammit · 1 year ago
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not to get into ace disc horse but as one, i am just so over
aces in LGBT+ spaces complaining we don't get enough equal rep etc in that space. like. sorry. but if you are a cis girl who likes men but is ace youre objectively not as oppressed as gays, bisexuals, trans people, or even NB/intersex folks who just, dont present enough as The Right Gender. nobody is going around shooting up asexuals. nobody is targeting us for hatecrimes over our varying degrees of disinterest in sexual acts.
yes, bad things have happened to individual asexual people in individual cases--any time someone turns down a drunk dude's advances at the bar theres ALWAYS a risk youre getting jumped on your way out, whether you said no bc youre gay, ace, or just didnt find him attractive. sometimes romantic relationships go bad when one partner wants things the other doesnt and toxic things and SA can happen. but thats not an issue overwhelmingly applying to asexuals, it's circumstantial and a societal issue around the way sex is seen as Necessary, which harms everyone. everything that can happen bc youre ace can also just happen bc you declined sex for any other reason. its just.... that. people who are going to be violent will find reasons, but your asexuality isnt a big red target on your back the way most queer identities are.
and YES many ace people also have other queer identifiers--i myself am a GNC bi(?? maybe homo?)romantic asexual. im FAR more worried about getting hate and violence enacted for holding hands and being cute with another woman in public, thus brightly flagging myself as Queer, than i am Being Asexual In Public. because unless ur wearing a shirt advertising it, most people would never know, guess, or even care. and if you DID wear a shirt saying that, people who dont interact w the queer community in their day to day would most likely either not even know what it means or think you mean in the animal biology way of single-parent reproduction and think its some weird science joke
just. augh. stop bitching and trying to shove your way into the oppression olympics, its not cute. get over it. asexuals are just, not as oppressed, and while i agree we belong in the community as people with a sexuality outside of the societal conception of "normal", we need to stop acting like it needs to be catered to us. because the fact of the matter is LGB hate started with sex. the fact that gays have sex with each other. the "abhorrent" act of sodomy, of fornication, of not having sex while married for purposes of reproducing. trans hate is often rooted in ideas of sexual deviancy and pedophilia being part of "dressing as the opposite gender". nobody fears and despises an ace because they say "actually im not sexually attracted to people". more likely they think you're broken or a weirdo, and that sucks. but its not the same.
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turuses-blog · 5 years ago
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Space Suede
Space~Suede
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UUUNNNN
       Copyright 2017 Johnathan Urbalonis… Meant to be read, rendering the borders of thy most – mephistopheles, intertwining tango.
         E
  taste
Without spectacle or speculation To disprove either, why this contrite act Of order - wrought twice over now - with patience Is an obedience foreign to lapse… Within perfect solitude and solace that To rend an addict’s said, dictatorship… Oh! in bellows, battling always, lapsed Steering clear of crystals from any hip… Oh! trapped for good in ambient control A wave formation, phalanx, to peruse Notwithstanding ministry! to unfurl Freedom, from nothing in essence. Peruse A’ some chapters’ few, and connect To an indeterminable static.
    sallow / pallor
it must be the burnt lemon tree fall upon us solid-crysallids of almondine kiss and please, never let go of this almond fists’ criss-cross lisp to hold boiling fugue it is that the dusky forever’s took a tan gentle shrub enough of a lover’s hug wild at first yet plunging into cupid’s burning lungs o, that sweet passion, to be thy mouth of windless notion… promontory, flora where to end thy’s pursed-when, or  begin, what fond of recoil and jettison-nonplus we’ve bout begged to dine at its smouldering tartine  plagued with ragged snakes and flame to please for the sakes of this lonely burnt lemon tree I’ll assail all with what the burnt lemon takes to consume
                  breakneck
the ivy has pigment on the crux of the arch. the sagging arch of ivy’s pass. it used to be a pasture for silent matters and setting an eye-on and detach. i fear yet the ivy grows me down to this domicile. in the atrium for tea. oh i hate making flavored drinks for such a characteristic ship, sewn together by and by leaves. dare i yank it dare i pull, double-dare i uproot it; and tassle with it’s finland barbs…  wait does it flower? does it own this home? where does it retreat at night when the lamp post posits chrome * no this ivy has a freedom. almost sent from thy heaven’s aftermath… calculating cold evenings alone, and sunny days for scaffolding craft… *it has the right to my door I guess, yet, I must depart tonight… I wish it wasn’t that easy to spot the lamplight’s goneth out tight a splaying, praying, hinge!, yet amorous as pups, that gild by day, and sleep by night… ’just where to go, least infected, so and so, I had for breakfast… as yet, to, I follow the light trodden path out of this dwarve’s town quite, all the while pretty sure - with baggage, light - I may endure a night made up for sleep, not just the itch of playful ivy. and which it’s poison is though soft, maest expedia is complicated as if gazing on twilling willows, accord perpindicular armed these pillows made by man, i completely can’t understand how it got there, or if it’s coming down, whether or not storm of protest, or friendly nether… I’ve tide us together… with a silent jag… the keystone pocketed by horse… to ride out until yet
              serious settlement issue
“oh its just an odd-knocker, this storm.” Praytell forsooth not for teeth clenching prone to roarish brethren. the typeset that abhors onlookers and grave shade yet, whet for grass movements in an erroneous of swivel-floods and tourist. oh and Percival protecting the glass sass root, cellar with ornament and scone (already on hand) “oh it is quite an odd-knocker, this storm.” grassroots do tell of its aberration, the middle of fall.  When and where a witch could scold up a cauldron of cabbage and sugar… to melt your eyes, she switches the lever on… yet no flying, nor sabbotage, in the old bottom-smith, glass loot, cellar for pause. “oh its dying down. this storm, what an odd knock.” as I was in teem, miserable-mind-sleeping… the middle of this seeping womb - the steady creaking of antiquated quaking - without cause. and till the water breaks I shall whisper twas an odd-knocking, as if nothing at all. nothing devoid of a forecast for glasses to toss shadows on the floor which soon shall bind all my fastest convex as storm!
          peti teach
if it weren’t as bad as it was the shelter would have taken scorned crops to this hearth but snowfall brawn on the spruce young guns - find the children-chimerical toast points everywhere… green pea pods appear! everywhere, just for a few seconds from way up here…looks toyish, wonda’ if it id be a boy’s-wish!I
‘lest ye revolve around a stick! (once again) a kernel of hope! a bravish…with wits, rope and vhs tapes as these oils, and balsamic vinegarette! my choose, you,
the scalding hot crouton, bouillin outside like noodle… the exposures almost ready….! ‘spooky’-A.R. battle for the prestige of having a show to perform, the second night… the sun is a baffling cradle, lullaby magnets to master for when rapheal posee’s 
                     tittilage
a truck stop south of the horizon… three perfect miles tilled in tile and daily tallied, the lapse being ticket to a calm shout-out…I’m ’talkin max shout out
                  too many at the table...
shelter… pass it around, At least floridian-meritous, pass the dish… thanksgiving gobbs, out his final mouth. “what is this? a poet convention? I’ve heard the cooking from the fridge. “strange postulate…mmm” Jason takes a sweet friccasi… pass the dish… the moon lost its directions, sitting clock-wise, to floridian-merit boasts! lucky guise… pass that dish… and someone reignite this/that candle, oh yet…” the braille-felt ham tasted too-full, aux musing at last “is that ham from the fridge Jason? is already cooked? shelter, why, I will get it…
                       oh, it has to… bottom of the jar stuck in pretzal’s sobriety… it has to so it can reach the others! the end of the bag, I do say! inquisitive little grasshopper… oh, it has to last… past the two twilights we caught… develop sobriety like a hawk’s bitten chalk… screeching out the taffy just to feel how hops oh, it has to last shorter? why are we backwards like arks? why do we persevere on this quest for the arts? sobriety teams with the green, forensics will catch sight… of a drunkard, with wallabees stationed peruvial at night…. but, might, this door, be friendly? be friendly this door? how can i call my licensure insured? sobriety oh it has to last longer, take a look at this fjord, theres room for candy, Now, I wonder, it’s make! high fortutious exhibition that three some odd twilights i see on television… all requited and paid trick fore, “i keep mine in elastic bands twirling orange fashioned melt-corn-caramel-candy…’ ‘where did i put my sword…’ ‘in fact next year I’ll get the hang of this and cut the corn out’ “bags of melt-caramel-candy” which is what i would frau, to peaceable elements of the nightgown i see crown…” “oh, the door,” “can this last any longer?” the fastest way to sink a tooth into something, valued like sales!, when the aliens embody us, do they where costumes… pouring ale?  ‘i sent a message to an alien once, now in closest procedure, it said, nothing like servicing the eccentric and the outfit’s they where, colloquial as procedure!…’ that’s enough flapping your lonely gums, man, the candles are out…yours?
         jump
the snowy peat piques under our feet a week to bend around the corner till cumbersome cleets - may! - be whittlin the trees and run, ran, tepid in a gauzy defeat all along the terrace, yet not where whet marks’ from… oh the dance of fall, trance-like snow and inward expansion, that is, from a handsome dole of ears on farmer’s land some mottled and took shape to swindle ransomed territorial foot jerks, root/root-marm type glances - a lot of this would happen  the peckish birds in order the final cloud stops to talk the defunkt plough hits its rhythm when they crash into Noah’s Arc
                       block-q
liquid frozen cherry hearts
“used to plunder, here, pitch” “nitrogen in the gun, a black shark”  appointed toward with the pistol ridge. sequential ultra-violet lights hearken
now, aiming at perfect concentric circles a miracle to miss, a martyr scorned at every outer or other disc a lively ancestral adagio of bank clutching triggers affronting notions of hands with gifts on cigarettes, alleviating the end of this type of pistols’ training measure, arriving behind, now, through doors, a field of ace-cards, to score, Since, as all alive, they arrive via assault rifles brought by forklift to the mire
                       january in code
although they do know hospitality, and efficiency among the dreary… well, since the nurse left,   it was sweltering inside the cabin.  which forsook the season came early, Good Heavens  and when we couldn’t take it at all, we issued out into the ramps of snow as blockade and like beforehand spotted the of tufts tobacco far off, gunfire outlets and discoed merrily gauging, yet gouging our gait…
we still had the ridge around this necropolis half-faced, and as we spread, like butter on a skillet, we lost contact, our breathe no longer visible, plodding on into the flurries laying in graves
possibly still warm, we had moved out earlier than as expected… the extra flattering isometric movements we made were cantankerous. at mortar - we lay along the ridges - a fresh footsteps’ walkway past the trekked banks, still with us. ,  digging now back, surrounded by snow, towards the cabin, which this bearing clod and snow curtain imposes in testimony to a feverish loan, …before we start freezing, submachine guns on our postuler comprisals’ with whoady-demons hiding in the banks… whoa… I had strong, black coffee in a flask, which acted fast, yet put me at a loss with the frostbite of that cabin drought…
                       etc
As he gaze past the blinds, blinded by sun and shade, he pulls the chord aperture, at an angle and walks away to the study… Now as some say he makes beautiful sonnets… he to turn on the light to dawn it - these unbelievable inexplicably structured poems, which, in delight - glaze as he flips through; and raise the top right hand corner at the dancing wick to see the roman numeral to expedient light…  Waiting to shop for milk and cheese, just to go ‘home… …and count [his] poems.’ again - replete, with pen names and invisible device, catalouge and camoflauge - jagged jarring shadow mare, bleached-Marrakesh, displaying their centre of weight. - just to eventually feed the perishable… Yet so - conceited,  fashion to vague response and acquisitions, sometimes wrought - not just with his abundance of makes and modellas - conceited to the even very first time he ridiculously took time to stray from couplets and into: haikus, tankas, couplets, stanzas, coupons, colored leaves, radio jazz limericks, sonnets and shoes, just you-bet that until you read his work, that’s all you hear about, etc…
           spot spice
i trot alien to the moon, passive and plausible to make the rise soon… its still early - while she ties her frown in thoughts, laying down - for her. mirth married to tarrier, wincing fairy-gilded to answer the wrought specs ‘in step with the window - the next possible contact swoon so certain and so far away the curtains of fall and May destined to be some other day - the dry champagne - co-ordinates slow - and the clamor, cauterized by locks of snow… until, ray upon ray of thy whetted smile - the merry festoon parlay as he gestures in a hard place… ‘I shall climb this tower, and rescue thee, not since Aesop, hath I believed, that there, a way to contest in speech, win and render this read heir besmirched your fate-meet, to a tender of every mention of my search… to seek. if I don’t climb to Luna, I may not resolve A pageantry for my waking ours’ and roses, in which to impeach.’
            sandy welts
I went through there a while ago… it was fun crouching and dodging the trees… pressed to be, at war with the cite pleading-seething, not early enough to sneeze, yet being and in the beating pulse fleer of a rich,slow, (atomized) culture… in a way it felt untouched, I author… yet as i went on it seemed the way was receding towards an uncomfortable nature. First: the crickets’; sharp territorial lacerations, and the grass; against my calves, the smells of raw dirt; sobbing & the static-firecracker chlorophyll, all dashing ample pressure without building moisture, nonplus- with a bark of tree-like controlled temperature, ready as the rain and sun… it was cool, like an artic-submarine, as i wilted my holder’s keep then yet the thinning sun through the vertices’ expenditures clearly dipped to keep what expedience eye to eye… - I had trekked in a straight line so I took an about-face and marched back through…
‘talk about a red forest; passchendale spread dirt worked crescendo in quiet anticipation… scene from fantasies with a clumsy flourist…(stocked to the teeth) possibly enroute to explore the extra toxic mycological experiential plummets of the sport, known around here as half-plums - down-the-road, flash-back driven to protect snails…that’s all to say about it… yet I know they left trails… all waiting beside, an unevenly undulating mossy-short-fringed-shore… 
The forrest sweat with me. It was on fire, the sun reached the luminescence cast from mark… on this relief of a march (more a thoroughfare) I couldn’t remember sites or paths or anything except the cyphered boughs… I dare say the leaves (in control) had me trapped, or lesser-oblong, blinded a gigantic swirling record of historians…! twas, more a terrestrian color brigade’s way of choosing way; and off to the sides: hay and what have you on one side, and a hedge high as high buildings envisioned from the fence ‘far off feudal.  ‘all it needs is a fashionable mortuary on this plot to clear the woods I say… ‘next to congregational fences therefore, for they say the woods ain’t no normal woods…could be… I don’t frequent forrests too much, but maybe
 the cedar incarcerated graveyard to last past wroughten fig draws
the screech of an antique drawer… the ‘screams at night to be extra visible, in the swift wind. almanac worthy, sale-item, pearl-obelisks of miniature mince through acumen fro-whistling.  thats it with the fields, yet a myriad of several more super-imposed ghastly victims float through the dying leaves, kicking up dusts and leaf-coupons…  I hear the roof belongs to the moon, and the smallest matters’ seek the light…
            partridge
a twisted piece of grass in his responsible thumbs. he takes in, and lets out and some crickets jump in. had he known, grass-gowns for licorice, he’d had not blown his cover, oh so covetted as a tomb ground nearby, so surly, metamorphic reprise done under. what with a sandal stepping on top of small hills. ants and moth and flower and soil… best if he heads home the sun seems to be toiling
           may weather
the bulbous’ businesses bias is of this hyacinth park - next to a frequency-trip rhododendron mention -parched my upper and hidden tensions of sinuses on a timeprint trip toward the sun. blocking the way a few feverish violets graying on the task ‘afront. ‘ i uncontrollably thought of sneezing, i know just the one… with a muddy print flurring off into the grassiest patches of hatchwork passes… chastised with practices of cold mashed potatoes and born of bread in sandwhiches…just to get past this…
she wore along with a song of the ancients - some climactic recession - that of butterflies and their swift tangential progressions; more than half - by a bit - past suspension… yet hammer’s smith smith moat,  floating - to say - and blinking infinitely on a saucer of dismay… what several willows’ pillows at thought to bade, arrays of colorific centrepieces no more than just a bit clay… yet cloisters holsters sprays and sprays… while indeed the worthiest longlash fashions the gray. running away takes more time… i guess
              rest
it was like destiny’s letters… cheavauh brawten… myriadical faucet (on) break-up patents, loose jean, palindromatic headdress on the lap of conclave…
‘just building, destroying miracles.. sorry worry-issue,  razing glass tubes with the fictitious friction, how so~ felicitous                                                         at mention… rented a co-op back to baccyus (too)      painted leisurical
   praytell
an oriented cat figured its way across my lap and sat  ‘correction, with articulation… and that, these
witchy-cat’s-eyes did stare at my frozen-folded slacks of worrisome pseudo turmoil - contingent on witches-cats’ body prompting hyphenetic enfolding upon, yet may not capture, the riding - crumpled - as i got up. and, yet let the yarn of her fretful sorcery fold mercurially into a snow man’s legs…which happened backwards…accidente’ ‘thought i might snatch my in-hand-done papers; plucked like a c string…out and on this same diaspora singular-editions… of which might defribulate a countenance leaving hooks cards’ on door knobs…quo now and forever, and with thinning trim as, whispering spurs dropped that witchy cat into the time-signature of my noumenal greeting prepositions to date, and all anti-slack band fashion - to temper to hands off and on… for instance I grasped the gnomon that i construed out of wrought natural materials, including but not limited to mangoes, caramel and magnesium… shaving the time…~ it wears like glue I had forth created the sheathing effect of its width set, scent, and scoal that is that time and time again cat’s are proven to exist forever… the scary-witch-cat caught up with me at the door harboring a big, black, bubbly cauldron-stir… with a peacemeal glance back at the forth chapter and muttered, just a bit, whetted. the air quickly jetted to phenomenal… what time was it, was it? i left my apothecary, things were looking up! soon to spread the time ah the settlling slug, the maniacal ant reserves the bald men selling rugs and the pills that people deserve…  - always awake yet - and feverishly asleep;  sleeping all the time away my undulations and motion-derivatives tart in series and sets complexed the fluish tenders of the herrendous heat tarp to act art contradictory veritas minutely and breathe hearty of the daze chalk if thats what is entailed - the job was simple yet met with some combattant like.
            - perhaps outside where the cigarettes burn;  platonic mnemonic, reindeer begged for antlers cash spent enroute to the spot, most of it traditional cat’s telephone machine… who knows?
 a semi-efficient compromise of plexiglass scratch flat - the vivid pock marks of the projector, which’s capacity was quite muddled. and the cat had it (either way) yet the cat call worked the cat, santa claus, some other big names… kicked a freestyle session, pretty dope stuff. for instance… “i bring you presence” that guy has way too much time on his hands.
   Houndstooth is soundproof
  1.         quay
1.tell everyone, the basement’s done flooding…
1.my house, a crumb within a flute sharps of embankments
1.patients testing lesser things for flooding or dried fish
1.“you’ll have yours”
1.“its windy outside”
1.the basement is whetted while i rinse through blades and shower my facial
1.while spirits sink from the comforter - morse code balancing, with this art
1.blinking, blinking, blinking…
1.stridents
1.0
1.kneedeep
1.‘back in the day, when i was young, i’m not a kid anymore’
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1.bliss crystals sift through stealth, miss you ‘xoxox’
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1.plagarize dexterity for another half-surmised
1.blur of the edges insofar fit for a fistful of life, twitch, came short and sought wife-
1.Those, curious pledges to deltoids, the -esiuz of the ledger
1.blasting surfeit in two lasting past the forth, fortnight eclipse…
1.you get to fight; aside a private glass of modern man’s ant-hill
1.some tvo granted chain of command through the grass blades,
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1.sit, fantasy, break, elven toxicology…speak worldly through a spasm i once had…
1.no doubt it would wash away in mineral deposits, so accursedly shallow… 
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1.pressur
1.patches, on delt’s quay -
1.milk and chips…
1.chocolate on the mint press procedural stress
1.need so many…
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1.tell me about it,
1.abdicate
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deltoid
i fell into a double-pronged - gift - marriot of song. play flacons fillial fish bladed oblong…merro sketched on sever audacity (semblance) with a crew-dillitant - as if fading hair to a nightmare of irrevocable capacity, to grow there…
poppin off, lots of toss, to the clouds though, the floss (ignoring bliss?) which topped my chart, on my single hit-or-miss mark… flakes of gentle seabass, of which it wash… bark bark! 
seriously took a reel in to exist…
chalk melted and bladed the number’s drawn on a pheonix,
of which was sent to bring her flowers? can you believe that, ‘girls in the shower’
metabolizing her voice, rainy day style opaque sky? cast me a derivative - oh ‘that.
coy, built, fahrenheit height, instant passion
the bastings
it truly is beautiful,
which does not
for some instance, at insinuating loss
most of all, the givance-
of tectonic call & calf
which tends to break ocean’s in full yet in half…
mildly tending an impish flame,
the fire texture, fixed-ie-feeling pane
and a flame, for all - yet the forth!
a myriad of haggus or something borne
blurring ant mimic in god’s resin - like an earthworm
nu
a notable fishhook… scraggled into my salmon… my salmon; port.
in don quiote’s fashion he swam on land, like a sailor; port.
a wednesday never came faster in the history’s of monday; though I don’t calm thence…
and an umbrella-spider taut, taught me spider-lingo: i was like, one cheese order…
a peacable reason to deal with whilst vacant… perhaps a book caught the fish, caught the grip, caught the sights, hit the port
2.         waltz
2.oh willow, play me crazy, breeze by my censorship on your trip up to a bird’s eye-spicate-spies-especially-willow in my eyes…
2.with each farther and ruse planted to ferment the lurch of dues, of perfect clot and tie, why don’t you turn to the appeasement of the highest skies in you 
2.they say
2.be forth written and climactic, aimed at with telephones, tilled derision, still precision, still precision and make marks sifting shifting sniffling, to , to mother, to bride bring down your own centre and break the sky… ive been there, many times
2.what will open the dice face, for miser, in fact, ive never seen a bead of it’s echo the perpetration of a perpindicular tie. 
2.start first and end where you began in fact, delineate between a restitution that each petal will latch; yet closest, the fountain needs tract, spritz and follow ornate heaven’s grasp…
2.blasphemy bounded and gave you a match!
2.… pluck a further moment with the lass, who brought sew… she writes, willow, oh you breezy, easy going, so-so. 
2.response edition 2
2.s’matter o’dillitant to the number 2
2.catoring brevity points for instant revery’ dilute with two thirds hair and rose…
2.i spose i could check the bars again,
2.
2.mine would be “diaspora co-lect’ my favorite make to model, yet i have one lingering rose point, stemming off and finding water in …well
2.
2.i just walked from here to tim hortons three times in 3 hours, thats prosaic dystolic for a fortress made of forgotten lure…
2.
2.tho’ yo’ spoiler, which stands accrued such as more luke warm cadmium.
2.playin safe here, the number, the winter, you forgot about me… iced percentages, that may melt
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2.no edit
2.‘past the point of g hosts’, a dendria lantern for my soul *i press the tip of clasp-broken oration to extend my thumb like a chapter, in the book of yet to put down (robert frost, selected poems) it moved my lighter into a rolled lighter, and right now i was ignorant of the place, where I watched, and what i’ve got. blink
2.20 fast minutes clocked a wall of brick to assail my placard heart, hearing art - and arabic insinuendoes… mesmerized by chalk…when? my knee placed my whole shoe, yet built with the shock, destitute rhythms i misused… i did not want to die, fore my word, lifts strong, then or now a peacable remission into what i thought cool lingo for was ‘friction’… and i stuffed my pecan dish with egyptian ecstacy bliss crystals’ remarks… plark, quarked down and through the nicest police car parlor with talk of being stopped. and there i was for 3minutes i was responsible for, divining my belief in stop…so awake… so awake… the ghosts sought a magistrate… i told my sister of mummy-eating practises in Egypt.. what saved me was television’s widest spectrumx2 tv… on TVO…. i i, and today, more subtle it was Ron Burgundy 2… 
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2.for the record, i prefer articulation to humour 4 times out of 5
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2.double minks
2.the pharoah decreed: we shall not stop, till, there is a top… and with lightening fast reflexes Albert Camus later recites loop and/or ladder building as a mechanism distributed by mountains and rocks… that lead to an uphill battle, all around - yet more importantly - he with the thalidomide predominantly scare out the bliss that’s inside of us, mark, he felt the only logically question is…
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2.the pharoah walkled up to the ledge of his honour and a hissing snake caught his attention - waltzing primarily in its unyarned crinkle, and shushed it with great calamity… oh what a great calamity it was. and so, he, was, rejoiced~
2.the outsider l’etranger, excites a little snake into the forces of egyptian solitude, at a reasonable price…
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a list of treason
a single wrinkle on the rose petal, arose such suspicion, roses’ thorn’d build failed to permeate…
a paschendale of artifact magic cards crinkled in the pack age… in jumps a soldat- of basketball-talent!
left remission for the hard-wood floors,
a list of treason
 —-bleek bloom
watching the 9:10pm its darker than most, clouded thou drought. thought-catching
a misty 9:30pm, conceptualized way far for enough backings baccus  flow like foam,
a wooded section of way back.
attaching to too petals, square like a orchid-skin-electric game-docket…
 3.         russians
3.braille she dots furtive longeurs parting…
3.into a frosted flute
3.braking and entering into the fury of a jazzman’s jazzhand
3.which came with a breathe of fury…. wasn’t, chapped-so
3.
3.quite why i had a myriad of worry
3.so surly to surely moresal-piece wear and tear the lury,
3.whilst penury from pencil tip equitable myriads of lury… into
3.questing for a stop-end bureau or bearer… to bust open the dirty, six-piece cylinder making shift shift shift shaft and lury…
3.and spin
3.
3.
3.a sizeable gap of educative dually provocative slurry, of a book!
3.and rampart the ignitable fruition of a head(strong) blasphemy out of order..
3.departed… roman,
3.arrived… prosaic,
3.middleman… Proxy,
3.-to the cause,
3.and manage the intern, pattern-stripped clasp of a low-riding pair of jeans’ilk
3.bludgeoned to malady, (my lady, my silk) myriad….
3.
3.
3.rare wilting sun of the sun… run with me, ‘till i see the pageantry, build… let alone a quill, that does
3.
3.
 stacked mind
i battled minutely and broke the index chapter-area-rearish and pristene in itself; that is an arrangment cloaked within a book’s barriers thinner than the thick letter-plaque, laced and unthinned; it didn’t get me down so much as to renew it, in fact, it seems like its gaining worth, like precious candy, i don’t know, obviously there is a worthier cause to incur growth, yet, none as sweet.
oh the smell - elemi - delicatesans’ sanitation with food… green, mini blade thickets…. ie. take some brick laying liasons… how meddlesome…and obstruct passage in libraries - and those the thought.
  turuses
oh its like we are entitled
to every fabric across from this foliage, even the varying fabrige undergrowth wrought of this, a mason's fable, nightmare or shovel
catch us
tracking a whirlwind of pollen as dust onto available petals
and i wonder, if any cross-pollinated beeless… 
and that bugle’s horn is to die for
submissive in pledges to and fro, discerning incoming autos
 ________
turuses
wrags
many…pennies-weight, within the jurisdiction of an edicette known to falter, pre-empts, plausible postulates of which, from all but one can hitherto alter. and yes you or you may have pennies for all the angles of a pressed coin, yet, emblazoning idols with them spastically hurdled through the air in one show of robust emblazoning, does not yield it’s capacity to promote growth against time. and against time is supremacy I guess forthwidth the renegade that it is… whatever bevels it connects eventually in surplus determines the surface of the moment a wrecking ball broke through; entrepreneurial, sadistic. Neitzsche’s “atavism” clocking in….
a direct line of command somehow got contraband…
r.i.p.
     4.         herbs.
4.a well, felt next to the smooth-shop, and rainwater doused it from time to time.
4.it fell upon the worthiest of the town, to stop and take some time.
4.at once one day,
4.a coin did break,
4.the surface of the water…
4.and just on time - or the clock that authored - it was surfeit with tea and proper.
super
cajolery
blazon, directory from the mashed out
maison, perfunctory list watchers, flout…
grazin’ perfunctory wist latchers, gout…
break the beak or break bread? i mean, what is the dire mutation doing now?
                safety
on a samosa of a backwards warpath, petty - perhaps pedestrian - recall from the HQ led Preston into the net structure and pronds of the opposite of oblivion, ‘eh sos goes for us all… by that mark…. engagement where, in the microscopic-frothing-tangiblity experiment-ecosystem, the variety of decedent in   ‘sublimated level 3″ unknown section to requisition note biene  , ‘a new verse of well-crystalized piety was tinging for recall as those Mills marbled the petrie-centre. some powder, of, magnesium, later; the very small, yet informed hallo-wentrepreneur took just under full form…element 7.5 tacked to his right wrist band with insignia from some government chap, beside~ it
before much, and before long, the thing surprisedly formed around one side of the dish and taut predictable effervescence… again, more much, same long. as it stands, a hatching period known to the subdivision failed to mention or document that this was subservience of the…device!? willing to form - and that it was taking shaped around the slight, circular concave that- thinning?-turning to water? which was growing in uniform metabolism… like the focal prism scratch on the refracted index… element 7.5, has been recalled, ad diminue’ pro quo, and as deciduous’ are pronounced, tangled - appropriately - into the vacuumed perforations of the topiary inert proficiency of shell-like…larger than usual octopus vessels…
 str
beyond progress within the computer mainframe and it’s strictly-digital capacity to preface backing up several attempts to testify -  these as experienced coherent hackers - sent a rumikab of articles (known as an infinitely singular testament) wheeled light… gyro-cryptic, ‘shells, had a light disco sliding through the avenue fresh with baking soda and drink… blotches of small resisters; which accounted for the eerie glow, tilt-pink. i pieced together the sata and its particle party-favour cable… instant spring…
        stand tall
placid it sits; a remonstrance, in the midst… of what-is-it? that of where the best cherry blossom hath splits… cider says hard: its the pits, the fits, the ritz russet-dark cherry molasses tis’ it for a list of super nintendo-binding dualisms to exist,, so jinxed…ummm it would take minxs to douse themselves - and we’ve two shots at this… quick, as a back up, before a tail up, yet ipso-facto… elastic like that of dopamine to endorphins perhaps yet the cherries ferry chariots and arrive in focal piety…the pits,  again! we sit with the cherries across the fence. to climb, to the condensation-swine-rhetoric, sits… uhh, blimp? clenched like a rinsed hand, i grab the retrograding-officiated root, and route my right foot for the first elbow of a live one… pinching 2 bundles of hoodlum-ante and jump down and then to eat them… the cabbage-like puncture, to just graze the centre, piece, tincture of light vinegar…. and He’s cleaning the eavestrough for another… on second chomp, a brandish of sheer pheromone, thigh… spots a ladder to the shed and fro… before i brandish another, i’ll throw the rest in my pockets to rest - professed to cherish! yes, they’re unbreakable… —————hey you, where’d you get those… like he didn’t know?
      eucalyptus
I”ve gots a shallow for-aloe, wound, wound from malpractise already, 
my atlas stabbed my marble backward ‘back gammon theism, with warding capabilities crestfallen to thee tree, and it’s galvanized antissory film decay’a’wedding with the moisture involved in distraught dust and underage car… my first wishes was to dish wash the woven bovine roving of a uut disorganizing pallete entrepreneur in sevens… yet when i arrived tango, it was obviously a “jericho” moment, and i clicked the six six six… my emblem was duty; payed.
 (mind on plinko, straight shooter on the hip) -turuses which has x2 paved the way for an astral projection that’ll guide me into the centre of the known solistice - forever just a teem - to deserve uut zero inert… inertia to a rotisserie clocked, rocketflag tango. Bounced that check ‘thralled, in specs. flekked one gold - the army stock in check, slivered to the dentist cuz i swallowed a praying mantis- at best and was the width of elastic band with working man’s best specs… perhaps>>> might need to run through a bit more radial arguments in the past; to, durst, deposit seriousness in my clay-abiding ipso-nouns, pro-abiding, to send in my resume of duality when it comes to rooting out clowns! thanks for the lovely slug you set loose on my concrete slab… x
                     Set’till
contralto vivified in plurality reign to indict the heart ache of such departure sparks in-dissent the friction of smart boxing, in three fold. a diorama 
from
the pandering window, maybe the soda water crystals aside at my desk. Sometimes its good to hear about perfect leisure, when the legions are brass-steel self-alleged
   i use to be quite a pro with pencil-spinning, and its strictly from my heart, the art that begins with pencil-rinsing… oh, i gave mechanical pencils something to believe in. doesn’t matter, twas a glorious match up of mechanical pencils, and spinning them, that i partook in. clad in an unsharpened… no question…
 bark
a larger than normal tarantula poised to eat a small tree outside the restrictive park area came to the conclusion that, if he had studied medicine, he might have enjoyed eating sooner.
who knows?
              title wave
darling loss, providing hosts with mothballs, independent of cause… the objection of walls corrects its paucity - dash costs… and in betrothal of sauces, paints - if thats what you call them - a dish, is left… cold fish… best viewed with a hook
its all wrong, maudlin fathoms, deep brilliant eyes of squid… the watch of witches in the crow’s nest, explode, then make fire for fish 
        the ice has originally melted - that, thin straw stout route to two too nihilist dire platforms of the underaffected that are down for precedence, that be: ignorance, either side of the fence with indescribable turmoil already, or even just because of the actions which seem impossible; and a strict mouthpiece, within limited to authority, via sanctioning and the underfunded promises therein…  yet… as Mephistopheles has it, logic lasts till the last sentence… and the USA is in jeopardy 
 order some CATs to skulk around and sit and dig
tunnels to offshore…? trenches from spawn fly some jets in there if it helps with aerial footage perhaps isolates of pressure. ie. lots of liquid nitrogen! & even some type of bomb….. i know, bomb a hurricane w/ convoys of concrete trucks and/or logs
 yet my venture permits both lines of caring to be merry, i was ready to say fish may need to swim onland for some reason and no that doesn’t help anybody, studying where fish are during so might be beneficial…same thing with people…helicopters!
makeshift trailer bridges? leaving taps on? gtfo of there? the final clue is: where would you like to live? and, the answer: florida
    bitter stasis
why is it the sand gold? speakth before’n to see the moulds: grazing iguanas claim, climb, clad the folds, where ‘ and all the little pharoah scald with drolery- it must be the summer-line, crossing into the spill, long-horn, to horn, to horn exploding instruments turn to soil and nefarious- deltoids rest in summer-line wrest,
and as I am for ease of etching…sorry,  possibly just saw a necklace-peice of a pendent permeate itself into an anubis coat-  of- strictly fashionable-that-some-green,  which as the light accustom brown-pouting was incandescent at best,   maximized i, its deliverance as a frosted-scarab… motionless, iceberg of fabric from the mathematical subscriptions limited upon brick face, to seize armiture as one and one, yet but not captured… either purpose or meaning… tbc
               pick me up twice
that and a night drought came in with a robust, roving massive darkness; across spanning over the minute divits of thunder clods, over this land gratefully, without its gander of low pressure; finally welcomed where the lakefront promenade - municipality to mine own - met the lake. i heightened up and spritzed the window to a cramp. like i say its not everyday one can live among confused feathers and disco lamps. i sped to my notebook and sketched the nuthatch i saw dabbling the air - like my vision was relegated to all and/or most of the movement in the bands - of sleevefilled horizon lines and the figurines. the hedges here to there, the short paved escape, the trees; flanked so-on forever, and the firmament.  yet it moved fast, twas twice as vast, iconoclast clear skies bank where aroused was a shaky 5pm red sun- only visible now and so-where, a wind picked up and doused the downed whiskey rinsing through some impossibly pretentious banter, along the shore.
               diagonally
it hasn’t even been a lock since my prized synced sundial ammended even blacksmith’s blind… the twilight hour… a still rather elliptical - outfit of my lot’s labor had I could sense turning a final austerity and gently top-heavy field gamon alotting that which continues moderate growth without locusts. at first its like watching a fire, then they settle down around 4:00am. but thats neither here nor there. unless you count the visits I get from Samson I get at all hours. and here we shall share him odd on envoy particular. reticent, self-evident.. my weather vane was drowsy so and so… wishing it could give me a clear patch as a black horse stamped with rider and pulled up… at the hour of 10:00pm Thelma made him a scarlet blend of herbal tea, I the same. Upon courtesy I seated him in my study and we both had at some fresh lemon tobacco. “how are the yellow and red water?” “fresh coal, have you another blend?” “why yes.” I fetched a Drumson Wood and asked Samson, “how long will you stay?” “Oh, just on my way back from town.” Samson took out a newsprint partially twisted in his back over-all pocket. “I’m gonna lay it straight for those aliens.” “…The crop circle people?… they seem vengeful and organized…” “More Drumson Wood, and I’ll just finish this tea here. I say, a price on their heads…” Samson pulled out the page, “seems a group of people do the circles too in order to show the ‘aliens’ we are intelligent too, near the back, smaller part of the publisher, called locustfocus.” “Why that’s as clever as it sounds.” “it says here we’ve seen the last of them this season, or they’re spreading, ready to ground.” “so what am I to do? What are we to do?” “stay vigilant. drink tea. in the extra fine print it says they are a judgement call, a reflection tranmorgified, a mirror as transition through life can only manage, all run by those who use livestock, those who value life.
            onew one
its so noiseless that i ask you nobody knows this if i left without a trace to let loose my face,
existence, would start with thee last left bashful eyelash by alibi that to leech around a winding hill of coal at rest and, yet when abreast two fifths fine grass, and a wine glass, broke at home
finishing with an invisible penny for twisting, an oasis reminding me that im out one seashells finding colored beigh with patina of five sevenths temple displacement that striking up on mine own binds of
where my eye is a filament for the engrossment of ‘those’ others - skeptically close- but don’t you know you were never one to run away, from the salted roads
                    hey cold warm 2
I was on the brink of falling asleep, late and complacent on the couch in the front - for once one floor above the basement. My eyes slightly jumped open now and then, revealing - honestly - the life that played with myself and the scene… Decorations abounding around the walls and shadows from all that was seen. On one extended viewing of the partially lit walls covertly at the door - the indigo ceiling melting into normal orders - did buckle and remotely douse me with ubiquity and order of operations to discretion in architecture, the culpability of movement arrayed. my blanket in disarray - knit and white - became a sleeper’s foyle as it reigned on me as ordinary occurence; yet this, I was deeper.
why yes, the blocks of ceiling, my ballast; window and furniture, shifted, all to make something, something I either slept through or woke up suddenly into subriety - and had come about from all my condescension, with an expedient opt to reassign the ceiling to whatever it was. That know I knotted locales and a opaque ceiling.
My eyes began doubting the stillness, several times. My best guess was a moving candle operative, of fairy or pixie dissent, ushering me into the basement through the vent… the comfort from the blanket growing exponentially, I jarred my eyes, feigning fright. at which the ceiling came bearing down on me and started a lament for the rug in front of the door… I swear I wanted to move; somehow I just knew I was not in the malady of a malevolent being, perhaps just proverbially and most likely - an impish flame rekindling from closed eyes’ near blind, and sallow angles reshaping…
I had been in this purgatory gearbox, for an hour or two… I waited for the birds to chirp. when the candle went out… it was now well-past midnight hour and I lay in the darkness, comfortable, yet partial to wakefulness. I lit another candle… the indigo folds, the impish flame, the blanket, all the same
There it was… the first bird chriping like a lovely siren.f
   hey cold warm
a brazen on the barometric deep in the throat of recognition, plumes in loose flute position, angled a slolom solemn, so-seam - so-so - slotting into my lower chest, such as do dotted candy strips and just as memorable as the swindle mentioned specifically its the purple opal octagonal-pointed and the brunt cindrous dazzling cinammon my eyes yet its dark
arising phase I flew on land, a kite that racked from a bird’s nest in the clouds… angels… swiftly upon me eleven albatrosses came down I"m like, “where’s the waitress?” once as was thought, I throttled the full-armor-car-aft-facade on quickwork-flat blatant dune backing up to pull the chord down “all this from from the former backseat the lower order keeping distracted with menial attempts at diction    drifting through the world, there she was,     she cast a thoroughfare glistening aura,      beside - on the board walk
Guage of an arrow, splinted roughhousing nothing more to climb, cherries full and waiting - and flagstone, drops in x. waiting for labels
razings’ dreams    drifting through the world… heralding minutely, and casually on a mini skateboard, albatross full foyle ~ about. most - some pure coasting,.., buoyantly why I mean Cinderella had some natural artifice actually restricting limitation the wake of sheer wind, her able lateral shark of compute, which limiting more but hair it just comes to some things thats shes just into and really, across, where onto the window my reflection plucked my core,
the flagstone remorse. searching distance.
"check them, check them.” the limits that attest to, ward, all those feesible mentions… in both edges of a carrion dispositions of regret now, now… I’ve pent the stencils to be filled in and over with ink, the nets can’t even capture prize still frames to sync can’t even think in the now its so quick - the odd neglect cubism tares cares to fasten - yet? so -  so finish quick
~moon cycle had i
it gets predictable the miserable  the madness talent and those who wrap the falcon’s beak around and break the brow from beaten artists,  (going )far'n finite for    marbles quark, florid fauna, fond of a final fantasies for real, just how those are where those naught (reached…) phantoms lanterns saturn asprin a symposium where shadows’ riot for platony, create a credenza of its spectrum, a two-something measure of disparity insofar as he who was brought pox inequal pressed-to silhouettes  of rockness frets, yes, sir, thats rounded-edges-talk of  fast-misery wave-technology all-so spaced out like emaciated chocolate or space cadets… spying loch ness even the uneven
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as will lace’d rivulets of feathers felt into italic line, become barbarous against a feverish fire where no friction echoes of finite time  perhaps already forgotten there own make marking burning - like this very poke - spokes of wind super-tropical winnding and,
nothing but glorious ignition as soon as bent backwards…to the ground, from the grind, as iconic rivulets of home break apart the hands… and posit… pheonix seeds, brought to term in ff7 to plant and plead with reality sometimes…
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to sew the wounds up… my hand to play the part of spoon, hook, ransacking tolerance. I, with swoon in hand and maudelin talent  even if i make a pamphlet on benelovent rancor, someone’s prediliction might ignore the horseshoe plants still stiff as to lay on my to-do list as one thing to hand out once its… in print and then wander into the abyss. till vastness becomes iconoclastic and I last this matress out till its endoplasmic reticulum becomes a magnet, and then on until it fractures, and polarity shifts, do it all backwards, with stronger magnets
farther into the w
breaking broke stuff that’ that satellites back-up flashes that sound as diamond scratches on doctor’s recommendations I vaccine some dollar bills for entertainment crystals - thats non-nickel-cadmium adjacent the cinema with her
just flashin’ against the line
I broke through the borrowed past, presented myself - bounced on calves… neck nexus to the side panorama first strident, an attack secondly merely contender ballast dear hearts with the task of fast or faster.
assured,
                    entry 3
Journal Entries in Blood Part three I went out to the market at midnight tonight, just to look around. A howling the other day made me think there might be a stray dog or wolf or something. I could probably train a wolf couldn’t I? The shop was dim though the neon open sign still cycled, coupled with metal bars and the lock, I somehow found my way home, and then it was… a howling, not of wolf, but of upset life or wind. It grew closer with another, then it stopped. My eyes were out like a dog, not a wolf, surveying the area for something other than leaves twisting attached to branches. I started my way home, a different way this time, I ate my trailmix and made safely to this attachment. It is nearly waking hour, and there it is again.
                       new new 1
i reckon there was a coast about 20 seconds ago, the earth drops’ moon cycle
i left without a trace to let loose my face, by alibi that to leech around a wind of fine grass, a wine glass, broke at home reminds that im out one seashells find that striking up on mine own binds of my suitcase working my shovel into an ovendouble shift one for mistakes, one for muscle… and one for miscellanious my find was called a jarhead and was for strictly  pure profit in the warbly march sand and soil at this time of night
yes, yes here, where fleeting doesn’t cost - anything - except the loss of a waist here and there, below the flaying gargoyles which embed one’s soul lies some treble conspiracy quo and today in cue stone, turnt to evening fire cutters, even welcomed evening grace, and i don’t see it happening any other way
little foggy, like always probably won’t rain, but i’ll jog if it gets on me… twenty past a single digit, and drunk mates had made a religion to stop me… not on my map, they don’t even know where i live systems down, this was hardly… what you would get out of me.. like always i shutter and i see a zombie, it’’s me
        new new 2
i reckon there was a coast about out and abrupt up about 20 seconds ago, the earth drops’ moon cycle had it different
on land. oh how!   docking reminds that im out one seashell - my first boat - and up around $1000 each toss of the new one. for that striking up on mine own binds - of my bane suitcase - working my shovel into an ovendouble shift one for mistakes, one for muscle… and one for miscellanious a net growth my find was called a jarhead and was for strictly  pure profit in the warbly march sand and soil at this time of night ‘that in treasures found scintillating matches, sparks, and clods
yes, yes here, where fleeting doesn’t cost - anything - except the loss of a waist here and there, below the flaying gargoyles which embed one’s soul lies some treble conspiracy quo and today in cue stone, turnt to evening fire cutters, even welcomed evening grace, and i don’t see it happening any other way
little foggy, like always probably won’t rain, but i’ll jog if it gets on me… twenty past a single digit, and drunk mates had made a religion to stop me… not on my map… they don’t even know where i live systems down, this was hardly his heart, always bound… what you would get out of me.. like always i shutter and i see a zombie, it’’s me
 one one
its so noiseless that i ask you nobody knows this if i left without a trace to let loose my face,
existence, would start with thee last left bashful eyelash by alibi that to leech around a winding hill of coal at rest and, yet when abreast two fifths fine grass, and a wine glass, broke at home
finishing with an invisible penny for twisting, an oasis reminding me that im out one seashells finding colored beigh with patina of five sevenths temple displacement that striking up on mine own binds of
where my eye is a filament for the engrossment of ‘those’ others - skeptically close- but don’t you know you were never one to run away, from the salted roads
                    zrunning
breaking broke stuff that’ that satellites back-up flashes that sound as diamond scratches on doctor’s recommendations I vaccine some dollar bills for entertainment crystals - thats non-nickel-cadmium adjacent the cinema with her
just flashin’ against the line
I broke through the borrowed past, presented myself - bounced on calves… neck nexus to the side panorama first strident, an attack secondly merely contender ballast dear hearts with the task of fast or faster.
I lick my pen against the flower to appear chic yet damage nothing… How subject - of abstraction - forms torque on normally debatable craft ending, mending within art’s perametre; thus stated reverence, may exceed instead of submit to vision - though limited - image which is contrary in most cases, hitherto where this percent of contraction may hold true in reverse for cubism garullously settling upon it’s true form…
            sober slurry
a puzzling equivalent - unto which i know of at very least twofold - habilitated itself with my side order of large onion rings…to go was and will be, cheddar jalapeno dip, oh, and a bottle of soda, a small pricey one…  it seems these were on side as i gazed at the game sippin on my gazzeiu, that of the way over yonder to the other half of the staggering petition to heresay glee club mods who say no and who’d attribute new age convention with extremely age’d tradition… bless them. and their future seeds
      nor zeus, nor he be the king of wizards, and poseidon - damned to eat plankton, that i relish eating wagon wheel cookies
— 
turuses
       curiously appetizing
I passed the telephone company’s brick building on the way back (like always) and like always it caught my glance (and probably, properly stored my electrolytes’ dot product in it’s heaving face) 
I couldn’t fit inside the telephone machine building. for some reason, the telephone, had it in for me! yet, after 3 hours i sit by it’s ‘therefore’, wondering… why i must get inside this telephone.
               soma
a riddle what starts with a middle four fretting that is, not ice cream, yet just as meddlesome when together between them specimens vary very robust, that is when not brushed… you can pick it up some say you can master it, some do as a clutch rapport, and clash together, with so much but sport. some think silence can take hold of the being… calming astronauts and marrying marigold flocks all abandoning the forge of earthly locks… consuming this tug of war with this rebel heart
destined for back pane, yet strained resonating with two thumbs on next whatever that may mean its suspect to a violence sometimes only ascribed to in old folks home, where the bloods been beaten hot and that 
                  outer space
fare long freight to dim dimensions rate penchants whilst trenches, in… a way.. never saw them coming yet hospitals frost the tips fitness and fair stipulation lips conjugation of list - equivalent -  while separation wiles, stat-wiley over intact, nothing - like platitudes dilution of concrete blocks add attitude yet painful memories by diminished blocks are subdued?
        wool
Oh, it’s certain… hundred-thousand militant measures of a broken yard by metre (estranged for the reader) a meteor shower amends the broken pleasures of such a Neapolitan attack on the criticism for the cynicism had me open! Yes, oh my… plenty coin-like credit-card-scam-brilliance, sign the marks on my frail, weathered effacement into a blithering commensurate, yet forever emblematic union of staccato! The moon, was following me yet, and As I had sprained my ankle, I were had to, run over roots, scurry past pledges, that with a fluid limp-jump… mildly hopping over tracks, which my upper-back, caught on to splayed roots on the ground… as to be seen, wildly kicking up the scarce twig and twixt, ‘and anon: oxygen millennials - when and where necessary my powers of narration became anaesthetised and somehow configured itself somewhat, that into an old VHS tape conception format. After a little tracking the odour of odium prices on wolf masks with that plastic diffraction slips And the moon by the window, cocked it’s wonder-gun at me, Pleasure of unthinkable amounts, resting in negative, all conceived
   v.1 “lemon tree”, postaged bout 10 days, (lemon-earth days)
sallow / pallor
it must be the burnt lemon tree fall upon us solid-crysallids of almondine kiss and please, never let go of this almond fists’ criss-cross lisp to hold boiling fugue it is that the dusky forever’s took a tan gentle shrub enough of a lover’s hug wild at first yet plunging into cupid’s burning lungs o, that sweet passion, to be thy mouth of windless notion… promontory, flora where to end thy’s pursed-when, or  begin, what fond of recoil and jettison-nonplus we’ve bout begged to dine at its smouldering tartine  plagued with ragged snakes and flame to please for the sakes of this lonely burnt lemon tree I’ll assail all with what the burnt lemon takes to consume
   dendrose
1 this is for that usury,
used to be     awake, censorship encumbered-package, usually~ Asleep,             clad in yesterday’s haze, beep, beep, beep first to rise, which just happens to be a phase… 6, clock, spearmint 6:15, cries. 2 identical clock cavities, brustlin’ busts of oven-cannot, trallop suites… I’ve officially dye-cast silver from coin to sweat, wheat and parametres, of which i’ve never spoke! 3 down by the second leap of day’s scales, the moon’s lymph tickle, play trick on the sicler…  ‘say Death creeps out like how it does North Farther… ‘say don’t be scared of the ion, curtain, cascades… they say they break soon enough, that is                                                                  as the iris tissue combusts!
4 and the parliament in laymens, rise like spite, muscly, and whelk; totally combobulated enough to qualify for thalidomide and seeing wealth. documents privvy to a living type of surrepititious musical scale.
5 around noon, the shops are broken into, the salad’s tossed, the forks, mashed in the gravy… without the sauce… stocktips holdfast like plateaus - how pleasant - bout the size of a yogurt…  rain flares out of specifics… and barbers, leave there parlors… cars park - forward and backwards! 6 round about now the static combs diagonals,   slate and tie, like an Egyptian wedding order for two,  who killed you, and how you survived… 7 soon enough one must become one, and it always may… if i had to I would pat your heart a lullaby in your mummified chestplate just to be certain that I could breathe ~somehow.
8 its safe now for the mystriant, or the leader clad in torn bloody clothes in plain deniable site… to march upon the moons tumultuous creators,  now maybe high noon                                      all night.
     just x 3
(bystand…)s are outnumbered by and yet while the juri is in… weather the atmosphere is tight enough, expediant and gruesome for the sudden fog! !oh what a sudden fog! plus, the lust for cummulative lush and hush, of, flesh, rut rooted room for relish, oh, im out of legalities to logician’s flexfit fever, ferver-fluish…                                 “rabbitfoot-talisman” and, that they are
    at least     for now     and sheesh     I couldn’t count all these…
maudlin, vaudvillian pleats and hill battling in fleets, bleeding the tattle, in thieving the leaves,     as this somehow presents itself,     in a waltz within the season -
whilst, some reassuring sequence that thy betwixt bane and bosom, slaying, and slalom straight, out the demonic cellar of  Helen Keller, ~looking for a piece of plastic - bendy, black -  whilst sweating through tissues as would molasses !oh quite reluctant~
just to envelop the feasting concept in enamel-persona, that, “looks”, could be a snug fit as slang for glasses!oh
well, no match for shelves or sleeves in it among mashed-out color additives, “Madvillain” - trapped like tylenol packages… just too, pry that thing off my sling, slang sugar rifle, .35s to just need to carry this for triflin’ broken-oxen+wrought-trophy, a token for the inert.
marching through the swampy mud
          balm
~a drag with bisquick, mistaken. a martyr broken, out spoken a pledge  ‘though,’ mystics saw - in blind pageant -  that it had been coming, the change in self / perpetual melting (maybe even wealth      and static (theduality ))(- of practise expedient…) patient momentum  quite like:                 eddies now, that tend to slop up off with the the prophets.’ toxicity and all textures on hand! mesmerism-synthesizing-metabolic, clox                  “A tall tail of uncommon fixtures to abed the solstice!” Ail uncommon Oxbridge- flyers…
who! ~ never saw this it coming - it, being.  antithesizing avec beau shashay - passing by  -round noon -,a  slash a dash of anti-septic aid from the atmospheric changes )oh what a terrible 1 haiku )                             2 cacoon cannot forget the forfeit with a timurus attendant addendum of excess lemonade, -the patchy landing on cobblestones as a final order of direct ability to access sweet lemon merange pie! so cold! slay the dragon Oh, how moylent  whoa, whoa, whoa dragon wings circled, moving more tweaked than lofty, that the shady concentric, crown-ambulent missletoe fleers stocatto flamed resisting arrest,  sat down to rest on the ashy rooty charred bark deposit, chalk outline and all. And he seemed to pout, resting in his petulance, all on final penguin-feat exhuming the fallen lemon tree + roots Why? The sky - a death sentence, yet the crestfallen three-dimensional tilt of matter integrity beaming so honest from the sky’ now just past noon, sliding through like a dull lens (ingenuity), christened expedia! as and sent through the bloody-rack of fossilized hub temperature, gaily enjoying and blasting & mashing hulls lithosphere to the dragon, for now. the size of one third day, tending in an ache, forced tired like ambulances, and breaking off chips of lemon rinds like toothpaste…. oh! perambulating fonder chest cavitity status by chasing marche,’ strips, off commonly dragon mouth chaste stasis places, ready to eat pate’ and break blades off a graceless fairy ring,  situated for bleak outlooks with its correct gargoyle smile missletoe at every sharp corner and as it was granted that this crystallizing dead tantrum of claws, wings, thighs, to be scaled for consumption 
        boe-loose
it crumbled like cartlidge, brisky-brisk then nonchalant at its content - ever so rich, in, conch shell whistleblowing labella, labelled able in its lapel to cache and cast a spell,  upon which the worthiest pearl-whirring, cat-nip tail made for cats, some effect… for people, zizing - and whizing the cats backwards-bats… out of hell, surprisingly distasteful… cruella deville
perhaps atrocities, within the minds of these pilfered oddities by the hundreds, take malnurish me,  on second thought its usually redundant asunder opposition to Gravity that spots of wine cause catastrophe
flying, like snails at a clean stop operation ~loosed from the grave
                    topsicology
the scarecrow glided past as apostacy towards err. perhaps more than air. the long corn crops gilded the found floundering stare-off. perhaps more wispy than fair…  the greatest movement jackal, basically all impaired… just waiting in its frothy, slow-growth to find a child or conjugate terror why, ‘see that, I am a child of burden,  sent from ion ridges and whisked past ice-sturgeons with respect to facilitate the growth - that in tandem - sent into the proximate atmosphere for a slow-burning ‘till its torn apart, and till its worn to wrought all a vision a scarecrow, which rends his smarts, filled totally gut of surroundings, and one day imparts a version of itself, which had lorn to lock, but had to step down from the part.
                               bark
a larger than normal tarantula poised to eat a small tree outside the restrictive park area came to the conclusion that, if he had studied medicine, he might have enjoyed eating sooner.
who knows?
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blaperile · 8 years ago
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HOMESTUCK MAP UPDATE
Oh boy, I just saw banditAffiliate’s post on the Omegaupdate forums linking to the Homestuck map...
If that's what I think it is... MAP UPDATE?!
Wow... that's been a long time since it was last updated. God, we've had so much time to speculate on what the remaining Act titles would be, it's kinda crazy that we're finally finding out the real canon names now!
I made a speculation post once about what I thought the different act names would be, but I don't remember where I posted it.
In any case, my favorite guesses are: "there's no place like home" or "F1X TH1S" for Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4, "why is everything always so wonderful" for Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5, and "THANKS FOR PLAYING" for Act 7. Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 3 and Act 6 Act 6 Act 6 will probably be named as GAME OVER and Collide respectively. And I imagine that Act 6 Act 6 Act 5 will be "The Masterpiece" or something like that.
For the others I didn't have a really good idea what it could be, but let's find out!
Also, I wonder if the Credits flash will be indicated on here too?
I doubt this is the "thing" Andrew hinted to be working on to release along with Hiveswap though, exciting though it is. :P
*goes to the page*
Oh boy, I already immediately spot a difference!
"Side 1"! That's new! Before this, we just had Part 1 and Disc 1, now we've got another distinction! Hah, it has the Fourth Wall as a symbol! So, probably to differentiate pre-scratch from post-scratch! Makes sense, seeing as that's close to the halfway point through the comic! Heh, so for side 2 it'll probably be a broken fourth wall symbol then, starting from Act 6! Even fits with the title of Act 6 Act 1, "Through Broken Glass", haha! :D
I like how the "Parts", "Discs" and "Sides" all have their own unique symbols to differentiate them.
Also, I just realized that means we'll have a "Disc 3" (AKA the Act 6 Act 6 cartridge) as well on this.
I wonder if there are any other differences to the map, I mean, uptil Act 6 Intermission 5? Eh, probably not, I'm assuming this will be the only difference, for the Acts that were already on it.
Still really curious how the remaining Acts will be handled on this map though!
*scrolls down*
Yup, Part 1 ends at the end of Act 5, and Part 2 starts with the broken window! Awesome! :D
I kinda forgot those were the images for Act 6 Act 1! I guess it's been too long since I last checked the map. :P
*scrolls further down*
Hehe, I forgot that for Act 6 Act 3 there were those two images of B2 Jack Noir right next to each other. Pretty funny, before and after his murder on the poor innocent regulator. xD
What with the pseudo-symbols the act acts of Act 6 have, I wonder if the act act acts (and/or act act intermissions) of act 6 act 6 will have any pseudo-symbols? ...Maybe they'll just be a Caliborn head every time, like the ones from the Act 6 Act 6 cartridge like plainWonder suggested to me just now. xD
Now we're getting into the really interesting territory, time to see what the names of the remaining intermissions and acts are!
Also, I'm kinda curious if Part 3 continues all the way until the end, or not? plainWonder has an interesting suggestion that Act 6 Act 6 onwards will be a separate Part 4! Let's see.
*scrolls down more*
>:O
Oh hell yes, I almost didn't expect it, but Part 3 DOES end together with Act 6 Intermission 5, along with Disc 2 obviously.
And now... time for the most exciting part!!!! Act 6 Act 6 onwards, including Disc 3 (Cartridge 1? :P) and Part 4 (oooh boy! Which player symbols will be used for that? All Kids plus the Cherubs plus the main Trolls?)!
Also, I first suggested Side 2 to go all the way to the end, but I'm kinda wondering if it's gonna turn into Side 3 when the retcon happens?
HERE WE GO!!!!!!
*scrolls down*
PFFFFFFFFFF, "split Act 6 Act 6", just like with Act 6 itself. Genius.
And yup, Caliborn's dark green colour to contrast the bright green colours from before, makes sense!
Oooooooooh, there's Act 6 Act 6 Act 1! Homosuck as the title! Yeah, that one was to be expected (though I forgot to mention it at the top of my post :P).
Apparently the symbols associated with Part 4 are the Cherub cheeks! I was kinda surprised by that, but yeah, it probably signifies both the predominated Caliborn as well as Alternate Calliope! Pretty clever!
Heh, looks like Caliborn's cheeks are the pseudo-symbol of Act 6 Act 1, and possibly of the next Act Acts as well.
I like that the Act Acts have their own separate panel symbols beneath them, that's great!
Niiiiiiiiiice, "Stardust" as the title for Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1! I like it, short but sweet! The idea that it would reference the glitches seemed reasonable to me before, but somehow I hadn't thought of the possibility that it would, quite simply, be titled "Stardust", haha. :D
And I really like that Grimbark Jade is the symbol of that Intermission. She did quite heavily appear during it, after all!
And heh, there's "Supercartridge", pfffffff. It's like Caliborn himself put the "super" in front of it, haha.
Ahahahahaha, I love the panel images chosen for this intermission. I'm especially cracking up about the fact that the John kissing John panel is included, ahahaha.
Act 6 Act 6 Act 2 = LOSHIT! Yup, seems about right, haha! :D
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, THE SHITTY HORSE AS THE PSEUDO-SYMBOL OF IT. HELL YES. I'm pleasantly surprised that it's not the Caliborn cheeks again! Though on the other hand, maybe I shouldn't have expected that seeing as the pseudo-symbol of each act (act (act)) is always unique, it seems.
Hahaha, all those John faces as the panel symbols.
Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 2 = theres problems! Oooooooooooooooh! Oh man, yeah, that title makes A LOT OF SENSE. That IS the perfect fit. I mean, that basically describes the entire Intermission AND it's a nice quote from the comic itself. I love it.
Also, man, I really like that Crockertier Jane is the symbol of this Intermission while Grimbark Jade was the symbol for the previous one! I wonder if the Condesce is going to be the symbol of any of the upcoming Intermissions or Act 6 Act 6 Act 6 (as an alternative for Lord English)!
Once again I think the panel images to represent the Intermission are really well chosen!
Something about those two Gamzee images right next to each other cracks me up though, I'm not sure what. :P
Act 6 Act 6 Act 3 = GOD'S GIFT TO THE YAOIS. PERFECTION. THAT'S ALL THERE REALLY IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER. ESPECIALLY THE COPYRIGHT SYMBOL AS THE PSEUDO-SYMBOL. BRILLIANT.
Hehe, yeah I was expecting his self-insert to be a panel image here, haha.
Oooooooh, look at Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 3! I'm pretty surprised that the image shows John VS Caliborn and not Aranea VS Condesce. On the other hand, I guess that's probably the least spoilerful image you could use from the flash while still giving a good depiction of it, haha!
I'm especially a great fan of how the rectangle around it is a little part green (to signify the John VS Caliborn parts), and a big part gray (to signify the Intermission parts)! That's pretty clever!
....Oh! So there are separate panel images for this Act! I didn't expect that, what with how there weren't many pages in it.
And uh, nevermind what I said about the lacking Aranea VS Condesce part and spoilerful stuff, haha.
Act 6 Act 6 Act 4 = DARK NIGHT OF THE FEELINGS... Yup, sounds about right. And so is the image next to it. xD
Also, calcoins as the pseudo-symbol, haha! Yeah, I can dig that! It even fits with the other "c" symbol for the previous act act act. And it also fits in with how the earliest acts had grist symbols, which are also a kind of currency!
Gotta love the panel images for this act act act. :p
Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 4 = F1X TH1S. CALLED IT! :D
Oh hell yes. Yeah, that's the best description for what that intermision is about!
And oooooooh, Echidna as the symbol of the Intermission is unexpected but pretty sweet!
Oh wow, plainWonder has a good point how a "Just" and "Heroic" screen have now both featured as panel images here.
Ooooh, I like that those images that Shelby drew are also featured as panel images here!
Ahahahaha, I love the John hugging Dave as panel image, with John from the panel image right next to it similarly looking over all like "dude what are you doing" xD
Once again, really, really great panel images! Like plainWonder said, row 5 is the greatest. :P
The last image reminds me of how at some point I'd also considered "She's 8ack" as the title for this Intermission, hehe. I mean, I guess it could also work as title for Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5? Though seeing as those are words from the Intermission prior to it, probably not.
And yup, as was to be expected, "MASTERPIECE" is the title for Act 6 Act 6 Act 5! I love how little clay Caliborn is the pseudo-symbol for it.
And those symbols for it! I love them, ha! Especially how those last two images are basically: LORD ENGLISH. CONFIRMED.
At first I'd thought the symbol for the [nostrike][S][/nostrike] MSPA Reader: Mental breakdown would have been the MSPA Reader himself, but I can deal with this one. xD
Ooooooooooh, so the title of Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5 IS "She's 8ack"! Huh, pretty surprised about that one! I mean, yeah that's basically a big part of the Intermission, but those arc words are rather from the Intermission before it. Eh, whatever! :D
I love the combination of that title and the image for it though. SO SMUG. xD
Also, I guess "why is everything always so wonderful" probably would have been too long a title.
Oh hell yes, I'm happy to see that Jasprosesprite^2 and Davepetasprite^2 get their own panel images! And even GCatvrosprite!!! I like how Jasprosesprite's first image fits with the Dave/Dirk image next to it, hehe.
A lot of images of people sitting down here. :P
Pfffffffff, then there's a whole row of pictures of the sprites in the B2 session, and then the image of pre-retcon Tavros with the ghost army right between it like he's awkward to be between all those sprite images. xD
Wooooow, and those epic images of the Matriorb, Terezi and Vriska hugging, the Condesce being pissed off with right beneath it the epic Lord English image...
You know, I think Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 5 is my favorite one out of all the new ones on the map (so far)! I really love everything about this one, the image, the title, all the panel images... awesome.
The only blasphemy about this is that there is no image of the hug between Arquiusprite and Davepetasprite^2, the best moment in Homestuck history. :P
Oh wow, PM's victory as the image for Act 6 Act 6 Act 6!!!! ...Can't say I saw that coming, but I'm not complaining here. xD
Hehehe, that pseudo-symbol though.
Ooooh, I like how those panels from just after Collide are also featured as panel images here. Niiiiice! :D
Aaaaaaand end of Part 4! Doesn't look like there's a Part 5 starting though, hehe.
....
OH.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH.
OH!!!!!!!
ACT 7 IS THE RAPTURE
WELL THAT WAS A MYSTERY WE THOUGHT NEEDED SOLVING
AND DANG IF IT DIDN'T JUST GET SOLVED WHEN WE LEAST EXPECTED IT, SO NICE JOB.
That's the biggest surprise out of this entire map!!! I mean, I definitely wasn't expecting this confirmation, but I'm really glad we did get this! I was like 99% sure the title was just going to be "THANKS FOR PLAYING".
And hell yeah, I like the fact that the white house is the pseudo-symbol for this.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, oh hell yes, I'm glad the Credits receive their own part in this! "Post Canon" as the title, hehe.
Hell fucking yes.
Okay, this entire map was an amazing ride from start to finish, I'm so happy that Andrew finally got around to finishing it!!!
Amazing choices for act titles, symbols of the acts, the panel images... there's nothing I don't really like about it, it's just AWESOME! :D
Boo. Frickin. Yeah.
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kampa77-blog · 8 years ago
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During the year 1817 – Baron Karl Drais Von Sauerbronn patented what we know know as “The Bicycle”.  He named it the “DRAISINE”.
The Draisine (or Draisienne) had two wheels and a wooden frame with a rotating handlebar attached, which permitted the front wheel to be turned.
Unlike todays bicycles, the Draisine was powered by pushing with your feet along the ground.  Much like the wooden balance bikes used by aspiring cyclists under the age of 5.
Back then bicycled were known by many names;  Hobby Horse or Dandy Horse.  Pedals came about in 1839 when Kirkpatric Macmillan invented the “Velocipede” – otherwise known as a Foot Treadle.
As time went on, a small invention became something massive, taking the world by storm.    Very few children today have ever ridden a bicycle, or know someone that has.  One things for certain – We’ve all seen one.
Today there are many varieties of bikes to choose from including; Road bikes, Cyclocross, touring, triathlon, Flat bar road, track, fixed gear, Mountain, Hybrid, Performance hybrid, Cruiser, flat foot cruiser, City, BMX, Folding, recumbent, Tanden, adult tricycles, hard tail, soft tail and the list goes on.
Making a decision on best suits your style and needs can be as confusing as trying to find a running shoe for every day use.  I’ve tried and its not easy.  For example, a hybrid won’t handle down hill terrain tracks with jumps, and a mountain bike wouldn’t be much use on the road in speed events.  What a marketing dream this is !!!
I remember when BMX first came out.  Finally a bike you ride off the kerb, over rocks and gravel without fearing the tyre coming off the rim.  You could even do tricks like wheelies on them.  I thought I was so cool, until BMX stunt riding took off.  Like “Break Dancing” I quickly realised how untalented I actually was.  My 2 second wheelie couldn’t match the skills of those guys/girls.
Before we knew it, Bikes had 3 speed’s, then 10 speed’s then 12 and 14 and 18 speeds, all make possible by a complex wheel of gears perched on the rear wheel, and usually 3 on the front cog. So with a push of a lever or twist of a handle it was now easier to go up hills.  No longer would you see a cue of school boys/girls pushing their bikes to the top of the hill just so they could ride down it again.
bicycle gears mechanism on the rear wheel
It’s best to find a style you enjoy and stick to it, or buy several bikes, one for each discipline.  This isn’t a cheap exercise mind you.  Especially with some bikes costing upwards of a thousand dollars (at least).
I’ve had my fair share of bikes.  I remember a Scott Triathlon Bike I had for a year.  I sold it when I discovered I wasn’t getting much use out of it, so bought a mountain bike, more suited to what I was doing at the time.  I’d have kept both but aero bars and a smaller front wheel wasn’t an everyday cycling type setup.
With mountain bikes, theres also many options, features and accessories.  The main decision you’ll find is whether to choose a “Hard tail” or a  “Soft tail” bike.  A hard tail has rear suspension to absorb the momentum when traversing undulating terrain or coming off jumps, and a hard tail is a great cross country bike when you need torque to the back wheel while peddling.  An in between bike is a hard tail soft front bike.  A bike that has suspension on the front and not on the back.  This feature absorbs impacts through the handlebars but nothing through the rear, allowing for easier hill climbs and flat surface riding.  confused ??  But wait, theres more.  You also have an option on some bikes to lock the front suspension.  This makes flat surface riding easier as you don’t have the front ducking and bobbing up and down when your trying to pedal while standing up off the seat.
Oh and bikes nowadays have hydraulic disc brakes, not the little rubber pads operated by a lever and cable causing friction against the rim.  The good old days had many many a rider going through a puddle and unable to stop as the rubber brakes were wet.  Fun time I tell you.
  Just when you thought mountain bikes couldn’t get any better the 29’er came along and the way we rolled over obstacles became easier. The 29’er because the wheels are a larger diameter.  Usually mountain bikes have a wheel size of either 26″ or 27.5″ (also known as the 650B). the 29’er is arguably better amongst many cyclists as it’s perceived that it has increased ability to handle obstacles (as the height of the bottom bracket is raised) and larger wheels roll over terrain more efficiently.  I’ve had both 26″ and 29″ and I think the 29’er rolls better into and out of obstacles, and the increased sized wheels change the gear ratio’s slightly.   I guess its personal preference though.
Heres a comparison between a 29’er and a 26″ bikes wheel.
Things have gone a little further now with “Fat Bikes” becoming the trend.  Extremely easy to ride on loose surfaces such as sand, mud or gravel, these massive wheels and tyres give the rider the confidence to tackle almost anything.  I’d kill myself on one I reckon.
There is a new kid on the block though.  Battery powered bikes have revolutionised the way we enjoy the trails.  Faster, more enjoyable (for the lazier of us), and becoming more affordable is the bike that has a battery and motor.  It’s still small enough not be known as a motorcycle, but the technology is the same as battery powered motorcycles, just on a smaller scale.  Again, there are a variety of types.  The extreme battery motorised mountain bike;
Or the commuter bike (seen cruising around your local neighbourhood delivering mail).
How can we stand in the way of technology ?  People may ask “Yeah but at what cost”??  We’re becoming a society of convenience, and an an electric commuter bike costs very little to charge, takes next to no effort to ride, and because its a bike, you can ride it to the office and keep it in a store room.  With benefits of no fuel costs, registration, car parking fee’s, Tolls, traffic or road raging drivers….. No wonder they’re becoming popular for people living close to work.
Maybe its just be me ?!  but I actually enjoy a little exertion, the exercise I’m getting when I’m riding. I reach my destination, and think to myself “I’ve actually achieved something”. It makes me feel good to know I can pedal my bike up a hill, and each time I do it, it becomes easier. Yes, I’ve been told on occasion that I over think things !! ha haFor the Hipster type parents.  Those parents that enjoy riding, the outdoors and pedal power, there’s an alternative to the old fashioned kids seat perched on the rear cargo carrier of the old type parents bike.
Now theres a bike that looks like a pedal powered wheel barrow.  It has a large cargo area between the peddler and the front wheel.  Here you can fill it with blankets, pillows and yes, your children.
Alternatively, you can purchase a bike trailer that looks like a tent on wheels, inside your children sit patiently while being dragged through traffic or along the bike paths.  I always wonder though, what happens to the loose stones that are usually thrown out from the rear wheel, or the rooster tail of water that we’ve all had soak the rear of our trousers, making them look like you’ve followed through while expelling flatulence.
The rear, side mounted briefcase or carry bag has given way to an office deliver bike.  This bike has a sealed container of which documents of the highest importance are kept safe between city blocks.
The Bicycle courier wouldn’t have a job had it not been for the invention of, the bicycle.  Neither would the newly created roles of Deliveroo (Pizza and fast food delivery) where college student make extra money delivery food to those too time poor to go get it themselves.
ET wouldn’t have been able to sit in a basket of a bicycle with his finger glowing saying “ET Phone home”, had it not been for a Frenchman in 1869.
So, some of life’s greatest experiences have happened (or been made easier) because of the humble Bicycle.  Grazed knees/elbows/faces, gravel rash, runnings with branches, gates and electric fences, having your favourite pair of white trousers eaten by the chain, fingers caught in spokes and “Doubling accidents gone wrong” wouldn’t have been part of the “Highlight Reel” had it not been for bicycles.  New and improved bicycles have changed the face of cycling as have the different varieties of cycles but one thing remains a constant.  It’ll never change (well not in foreseeable future anyway), and that is the required skill everyone must have.  Balance.  Without this simple yet easily disrupted skill, the art of riding would be impossible.
Learning to ride a bicycle is a right of passage.  A simple transition from infant to childhood.  A test for parents to see how they’re going, whether they’re children will listen to them, trust them, and of course be comforted by them.  It’s a child’s first real test, it gives them experience in failure (everyone falls off when learning), it teaches them to persist, and ultimately succeed, with practice and determination.  Ask yourself one thing.  Without the bicycle, what could replace this valuable experience in a child life ??  xBox or Playstation ??!!
  And this has been my blog on Bicycles.
    Bicycles – A revolution During the year 1817 - Baron Karl Drais Von Sauerbronn patented what we know know as "The Bicycle".  
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