#yes she COULD bioengineer the biological things on her like bacteria or viruses
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lizardinkart · 2 years ago
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immediately before coming to heal patients Amy was at the epicenter of a paint aisle collapse, a fertilizer aisle collapse, and a mass zoo breakout (probably some cape shit going on, that or maybe like a jumanji happened or whatev). the patients complain about how dirty Amy is and she's just like "no, no, I deserve this" totally unaware that they are complaining for their own sakes and not for hers, because they have to be in the same room as her
While I will give you points for the “Amy isn’t self-aware” and the very funny setup, they would NOT let her ass into a hospital like that, much less anywhere that’s supposed to be sterile/kept clean /lh
Like you can reasonably keep someone alive long enough for this girl to shower lmao
A Dramatic Reenactment-
Amy: comes in Like That
Exasperated Medical Staff ushering her into the employee showers: Please refer to part A, section 7, paragraph 3 of the Regional Hospital System’s Code of Professional Conduct- “Dress in a neat, clean, professionally appropriate manner in line with the standards of health and wellness represented at this institution.” This is your second infraction this month. Come to the ER when you’re done.
Amy: Cool
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