#yes or yes he loves bubblegum bitch

[bubblegumb1tch111]

Angel Dust 🩷✨🍸

I have my birthday on the same day as him,We are both Aries !!!!!

[titan-senpai]

What the hell?? Pt.2

A young lady who was a model lived on earth ended in a tragic way.. and ended up in hell somehow? While she cant hurt a fly.. Right?

Warning!!: Cursing, Smoking, Drinking.

Part 1.

" Welcome to the Vees my dear.." Vellvette said smiling, taking lipstick from her pocket. "Pucker up" I bent down to her height as she put that dark shade of lipstick on me " Now your ready." She smirked putting the lipstick away and grabbing a different phone from bag

"I never got your name" She typed away on the phone chewing bubblegum.

" It's Y/N.." she typed some more. " I made you a social media account" Throwing an object that looks like a phone at me. " It's the latest Hellphone.. enjoy it." She smiled. " Pose dear" She pulled out her phone pointing it at the mirror. As i leaned into her smiling.

" Posted!" She typed away. "Let's get you back to val and vox." I nodded following her to another room that looked like another office.

I felt my phone go off like crazy, opening an app called Sinstagram? opening my account Darling_Y/N? seeing 200K followers in a minute? Looking at the tagged post.

-Say Hello to our new play thing.. Y/N <3 @ Darling_Y/N

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"Good Afternoon, My name is Katie Killjoy." " And i'm Tom Trench"

"This afternoon we've got some SPICY gossip about the Overlords." Katie said, showing her spiky smile.

"but also tonight we will have a speech by Lucifer Himself! with the one and only Princess of Hell Charlie." Tom said putting some papers aside. "Stay tuned for more!" She smiled. The camera cutting off " Were done here Bitch." She cursed.

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"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE VEL?!" Vox yelled angrily, destroying a tv in the process.

" Chill Gramps." It's just a post." She laughed taking a seat patting the chair next to her. " A SMALL POST?! SHE'S GOING VIRAL IT'S BEEN 4 MINUTES!" he yelled more. " At Least She's trending." she said as i took a seat next to her.

"Have you figured out what your talent is?" Val Stood across me smoking some more. i nodded showing my hands as they lit up. Making a dress out of thin air. "That's quite interesting.." Val walked closer holding the object... Vox calmed down.

" Can you make lingerie?" Val smiled.

"i can try?" I made a white set with angel wings..

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"Hey Y/N you ready for the runway?" The staff said. Fixing my hair and the cast putting the finishing touches of my makeup. "Yes." I walked to the stage curtain in full confidence " You're on in 3..2..1!" As she said that, I walked to the stage of the Victoria's secret angels catwalk.

Walking around in full confidence smiling at the camera posing and giving the camera a kiss and a wave. walking back spinning around taking one last pose as I walked to the curtain behind screens.

staff helping me take off the heavy wings off as they slip a robe around me, walking to the lounge for the models grabbing a smoothie. as i heard more heels clank around me. " hey Y/N right?" A voice said behind me. Turning around revealing a gorgeous woman with brown wavy hair with full lips. " My name is Adriana" She smiled while grabbing a drink. She had amazing face, Body and posture. I wish i was more like her.

"I loved your walk by the way" She checked her phone. "Thank you! It's such an honor meeting you" I smiled mentally slapping myself for saying that. " No, it's my pleasure. I've been seeing you alot these days, you're going to be a great kid." She waved giving me an air kiss. I walked to my changing room putting my drink down hearing moans in the bathroom. "Honey?" I took off my heels slipping on fuzzy slippers. walking closer to the bathroom that wasn't locked leaning my ear on the door.

"What if we get caught.." A woman said "She won't. just focus on me" that voice.. I kicked the door open. " What's going on here?" I stood there shocked to see my boyfriend shirtless with a model. "how could you Kyara.." I pulled her by her hair away from him. " Ow ow owowow-" she yelled as I dragged her by her hair out of my changing room. " Just you wait.." I closed the door and locked it.

" Let me explain, dear.." He put his hands up. " No explanation. Leave.. were done." I yelled angrily. as heels clanked behind me. yelling at him. turning around to look at the sound as Kyara my best friend was holding a crowbar as my boyfriend held me still 

before i knew it i woke up in hell..

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𝒏𝒐𝒕 𝒂 𝒍𝒐𝒕, 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓, in which lando and his fiancée joke about having kids (cats), but they randomly just drop an actual pregnancy announcement! ౨ৎ lando x mexican!fiancée!reader

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carlossainz55 por fin, un caption que es la verdad 😂

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lilymhe 😍😍 become a runaway bride for me

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yourusername when he hangs out with the opposition… he’s cute though, I guess?

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landonorris we found a cat in our chair after we finished swimming, welcome to the family zanahoria 🥕 (this is her only Christmas present)

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lilymhe she looks absolutely beautiful! uhm- and you’re there..

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December 21st, 2023

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alex_albon u look disappointed in the first pic

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january 4th, 2024

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yourusername and it’s all just too much for little lando norris… surprise!! i am pregnant ❓(have been for like 3 months now)

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౨ৎ hi guyyysss 🤍🤍 sorry for not posting, i just didn’t have any motivation :,) but hopefully my motivation will come back though xx also i will prolly start writing part two of ‘say don’t go’ 🫶🏼

[colourstreakgryffin]

since the shinazugawa brothers are my skrunklywunklybadopsies can i request a softyan!platonic!Sanemi and Genya hcs with a littlesister!reader who's mitsuri's tsuguko, basically a total sweetheart and proof that life is easier when your drop-dead gorgeous and have a fuckload of suitors but god had to be fair and make her a literal dumbass 😭+ tell me that Sanemi the type of brother to scare the everloving crap out of any dude that flirts with his sister

(anyways hope u become the most fabulous bitch around with a smoking hot partner who's like iguro and fat stacks of cash 💕💕😍😙)

Abkwiejsndjsk. I want Obanai so bad, don’t remind me. Leee criiiii, but anyway. Sanemi and Genya, right? Okay, I’ll try to the best of my capabilities for you, darling!

Yandere! Platonic! Demon Slayer Scenarios: Shinazugawa Sanemi and Shinazugawa Genya

The Shinazugawa Brothers were already way too overprotective over you from the beginning, this situation has only elevated their protectiveness… they lost everybody, besides you. Sanemi feels obligated to be with you and Genya all the time as you two’s older brother and Genya feels required to guard you in assistance of Sanemi

Neither brothers were okay with you becoming a slayer but they couldn’t resist your begging and your excitement over being a slayer, hurting you in anyway is not something they’ll tolerate so they end up reluctantly letting you join Genya to final selection as Sanemi becomes the Wind Hashira

When the Love Hashira, Mitsuri takes you under her wing as her loveable Tsuguko and accidentally ends up bringing in so many suitors for you after making you stand out so beautifully, your older brothers flip their shit and almost try to pull you out of Mitsuri’s care

Sanemi and Genya have a very similar view on you. They both love you so much and they can’t stand you getting taken away by anything so they both develop a maddening obsession with protecting you from the world itself. The world is a danger now, and they both will make sure they won’t lose their only remaining sibling

Sanemi chases away the many suitors that try to woo you from the sidelines as Genya pulls you from them physically, asking why you want to be wooed by some weirdo. Yes, both of the brothers have been following you and stalking you as often as they possibly can with their sanity-destroying mindset over you

Genya is very clingy and will never let go of you no matter what, whilst Sanemi just guards you like a aggressive father wolf guarding his babies. To them, you are far too young to get a husband and because you’re a slayer, those men could potentially be trying to exploit you

The Shinazugawa Brothers are equally delusional over your view on them, they genuinely believe on a shared level that you love them dearly. They can’t recognise the way you stare at them afraid of their extreme possessiveness and overprotectiveness over you. You can barely recognise Sanemi and Genya as your big brothers

Sanemi doesn’t want either you nor Genya to be a slayer but he is attachment over you two has grown to such a intense degree that he can’t keep himself away from you two anymore. You are his life and love, he needs the both of you with him and he will do whatever he must to keep that

Your formerly beloved big brothers never won’t ever try to ruin your beautiful, cheerful nature by making you find out about their dastardly tricks as your optimistic personality, in reality, keeps these brothers teetering at the edge of sanity but neither can stand the fact you’re very dimwitted, despite being so skilled and incredible

Sanemi doesn’t only just scares anybody that tries to talk to you, he sends death threats and raises his katana at them. Genya isn’t as bad as Sanemi, he is just more touchy and shovey over you as he will never let anybody touch you and barks them away

“Dokusha, don’t do anything stupid! Okay? I can’t lose you nor Genya, my life runs on you two… just… don’t mess up! I will make that bubblegum-haired idiot guard you if I must!”

“Little sister! Wait! Why are you going to go on a date with that guy? He seems a bit dangerous… you should just stay with me and Onii-san forever, you don’t need a man anyway!”

[lemmetreatya]

laundromat technician!levi whos so confused on the complaints about the individual who’s using the laundromat ‘incorrectly’.

because laundromat technician!levi doesn’t think he sees anyone using it wrong. yes, you have the usual boisterous kids who run around their mother’s legs and the occasional young adults who make their ‘unique’ indie music videos and who he looks on at with a rugged glare, but laundromat technician!levi doesnt think theyre doing anything wrong.

thats until laundromat technician!levi decides to do one of his maintenance checks on a lazy sunday afternoon �� the kind which he usually does at nights — but today he’s had a change of mind for. which he comes to slightly regret because even though it’s just you in the establishment, you fill the atmosphere and dont make it easy for him to do his job.

like okay, you obnoxiously smack your strawberry bubblegum and laugh loudly at the videos you watch on your phone — but you’re in a laundromat for goodness sake! those things dont really matter.

but it’s when laundromat technician!levi catches you sitting atop the edge of the washing machine, a look of pure giddy bliss melting on your face, that he feels an unholy wrath consume his inner man.

“you dirty fucking bitch.” laundromat technician!levi throws his oiled rag to the ground before rounding the corner to stand in front of you. and you’re so outlandish, so unbothered by his presence because when he’s in front of you, you only lopsidedly smile down at him. so secure in the knowledge that you know he can’t move or touch you

“oops!” you wispily say before letting out a sweet moan, and laundromat technician!levi doesn’t know why he’s not ignoring you or at least removing himself from the scene because he even has a reddish embarrassment tint over his face. this situation is clearly uncomfortable for him. but alas, laundromat technician!levi instead decides to entertain you.

“surely that isnt doing anything for you. like for crying out loud, at least use better means as opposed to rusty laundromat machines.”

you give a provoking hum, your hands positioned between your spread open legs as you use them to support your rut against the hyper machine — no concern for laundromat technician!levi‘s head being directly in front of the show.

“what, you think you can provide anything better?”

laundromat technician!levi narrows his eyes at you.

“are you testing me?”

“no, i’m daring you.”

its not like you would have known any better, but you were not in the know about how laundromat technician!levi loved a challenge, and lived for any grab at one.

easily, laundromat technician!levi has you in a mating press along the plaque of the bench, his face viciously jeering over you as you cry and whine under the scrutiny of his welling cock.

and laundromat technician!levi jogs your body with his dick better than any other washing machine could. he pistons into you so fervently that your cries are sobby — your mouth opened so wide that you accidentally swallow and choke on your gum!

“yeah, yeah that’s what you fucking deserve!”

and this might prove him a bit mad, but laundromat technician!levi quickly bends forwards to capture your sopping cough ups into his own mouth. he was suddenly uncaring of the torment you briefly go through, his cock not backing down from delivering its judgments to your inner walls. but when you finally cough up the gum you were choking on, laundromat technician!levi is in the right position to catch it in his own mouth — no intention of spitting it out.

and to think he had the audacity to call you the dirty bitch.

soon after he’s done with you, laundromat technician!levi ends up banning you from the laundromat. he doesn’t even let you dry your clothes, he just makes sure you’re out with your stuff before anyone happens to walk in.

but even though he’s made that so very serious decree, laundromat technician!levi doubts you’ll be gone long. he’s not sure how he knows, but he’s pretty sure you’ll be back with the excuse of retrieving your pack of sweet strawberry bubblegum.

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

medic for the ask game? Alternatively, the eyelanded

I CANNOT answer all these damn questions about a talking sword you're getting Medic

favorite thing about them He's also just HILARIOUS like he's really really really funny and fun to watch and think about. His voice performance is so good he has so many top-tier funny moments. Also titties

least favorite thing about them Absolute fucking nightmare to play, which makes every single Medic main, yes, even you, an absolutely insufferable person

favorite line Where do I even fucking start with this guy. Who's ready to be a mother?

brOTP Now I don't think they would "hang out" but I think Medic would be like the Joker for the Administrator. Like Wheatley and Glados if Wheatley were smarter and also German instead of British. He would love pissing her off so much and that's funny. I also think he's great at hanging out with the whole team as a group, it balances out his energy a bit more and he's not as. yknow. Medic. as he can be one-on-one

OTP Sniper fucked that old man

nOTP Mediscout is boringgggg I'm so sorry it's BORING. There are ways to do it that I think can be fun but mostly it's just boring. I'm also finding engiemedic more and more boring the more time I spend here but you know. It's whatever

random headcanon Medic cannot read. More specifically, he's probably dyslexic, and has trouble with reading in any language. Also I generally write him as vaguely trilingual (German, Yiddish, and English) so that was probably a struggle for him, and I think he confuses the vocabulary and grammar of all three languages together a lot. But he's good at math

unpopular opinion Medic actually likes people. He's actually friends with the people on his team and they like him back. He's "weird" for sure, and he's definitely a sadist, but it's tf2 so that doesn't really matter and he's mostly just an Eccentric Scientist everyone finds weirdly charming in his own little way. The implications are astounding

song i associate with them Bubblegum Bitch dadada dadada

favorite picture of them

This one is just really top tier. I don't love this comic's art style and it's not my favorite way he's ever been drawn but it's just so fucking funny. He's even kinda doing the nerd finger point in this one

[ID: A Cold Day in Hell comic screenshot of Medic running through a door, a stack of papers in his arms, saying "Wait! Are we leaving? What about the baboon uteruses?" End ID]

[professorofcosplay]

Murder Drones Headcanons since I have brainrot

— Uzi loves playing Mario kart with N since he’s a terrible driver because she always wins. She’s not above that. 

— Tessa wanted to be a hairdresser or in R&D for computer science when she grew up and loved practicing on her drones. She was leaning towards hair, though she had a knack with drones. You can imagine what her parents thought of these career leanings.

— J actually changed hair/wigstyles quite a bit because of this. The wildest “phase” was bubblegum pink. Her parents made her throw out the mohawk wig. :(

— J genuinely loved/loves Tessa, possibly even more than any of the others did; she just also faced the most punishment since she was the drone with Tessa the most and therefore she was the easiest to get ahold of. Thus, she faced Tessa’s parents’ wrath more often and was even more afraid of them than the others. This led to a sort of learned helplessness/submission in her that was hard to unlearn. 

— J is actually very, very self conscious. She’s isn’t a bully just to be a bitch but because she thinks it will save her from being the focus of someone’s wrath. Scapegoating at its finest. (Though she still is a bitch.)

— J steals the wigs from workers she kills and wears them sometimes. She doesn’t know exactly why; it just feels oddly familiar. 

— The three DDs all snuggled like a pile of puppies in the space pod when in sleep mode. The pod can be programmed for a destination but has to be piloted (or lack thereof) to the surface so they could just snooze until initial descent (and they did!). 

— Antifreeze is the drone equivalent of Monster energy drinks, so, naturally, Uzi lives off the stuff. 

— Most drones actually make their own wigs!   A lot of them are from thin wires they’ve scavenged from Copper 9’s wreckage, though there’s some made from melted plastic like faux hair human wigs. 

— Thad collects Nerf guns. They’re more fun than the real thing for him. That’s one thing Uzi and Thad can chat about for hours. 

— Thad and Uzi also collaborate (and compete) on pranks!  They have a prank hit list of workers they want to mess with and whoever checks everyone off first is the winner. Their favorite was replacing Lizzy’s lip gloss with oil. Cruel, yes, but the gross-out factor had them in stitches for at least an hour. 

— Thad has a JROTC-like chapter of the WDF as an after-school club. It’s mostly just LARPing with his Nerf collection.  

— V bites the tips of her claws as a nervous habit. They’re a bit dented and scuffed because of this.  

— Khan is a magnet user to cope with the stress of the colony’s existence on his shoulders, the loss of Nori, and single parenting. He doesn’t really tell anyone about it and is pretty high functioning. 

— N is a huge fan of stickers!  He has found a few packs of them and loves decorating himself/paper/Uzi’s hoodie when she’s not looking/pretty much everything them. 

— V and J are girl’s girls.

— Lizzy has painted V’s claws Barbie pink before. V absolutely adored how it turned out.

— Doll was adopted by Lizzy’s parents after her own family died and while she hides out at her old home to hide her consumption of oil/etc a lot of the time, she actually lives at Lizzy’s; this is why they’re so inseparable. 

— Speaking of Lizzy, the only one to mourn Doll’s loss will be Lizzy and her family, though Uzi will make every attempt to give her and what’s left of her parents’ remains a decent resting place.   — Humanized Khan is buff.

— Khan once threw Uzi a birthday party. None of her classmates showed up (though Thad did send a very nice card) so she only got one present. Guess what it was? 

[doriansredroses]

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Lay All Your Love On Me

Lightning flashed outside in a frightening array of sparks. Thunder rippled in the gloomy dusk sky. A young woman stood in her room, her hand drifting through her record collection. Her fingers brushed the sleek ABBA record and she pulled it from the stack, her room illuminated by the storm outside. Gliding like a gossamer ghost, she positioned her vinyl on the turntable and switched it on. The arm swiftly eased into the grooves. As the music played, the woman turned out her bedroom lights and lit five candles in a circle around her, a sickening grin on her face. 

I wasn't jealous before we met. Now every woman I see is a potential threat. 

With the stroke of her paintbrush, she illustrated a pentagram upon the canvas in front of her. She snapped her fingers, the leather book fluttering open, landing upon a recipe for a potion, a love potion. A wicked giggle erupted from her lips. Her ebony cauldron bubbled, a chilling reply. Uncorking a bottle, she poured rosy liquid into the pot, singing along to her record.  

Don't go wasting your emotion, lay all your love on me. 

Stirring, smoke billowed, engulfing the young witch as she contributed more ingredients to her recipe. Crushed rose petals, raspberries, apples, a pinch of lavender… The smoke melted from snowy white to bubblegum pink, the scent of roses and fruit wafting through the air. The witch twirled her brunette hair with a lovesick giggle, her dark eyes shining with passion. On her phone glowed a picture of a handsome young man, golden hair with blue gray eyes, his expression charismatic. “My dearest Lucian, lay all your love on me.” She traced her finger along his features, sighing dreamily as she did so. But Lucian was indeed taken by a woman named Louise, an obnoxious, existential bitch according to the young and beautiful enchantress. “No one will have you but me.” 

Don't go wasting your emotion, lay all your love on me. Don't go sharing your devotion, lay all your love on me. 

It wasn’t merely love, but rather infatuated insanity. She kissed her phone screen, her eyes starstruck, her potion was completed. 

Lucien’s phone rang. “Louise, I have to take this. I’ll be right back.” He left her sitting there at the restaurant table to step into the bathroom. “Hello, Bella? Why are you calling me during my date? Are you listening to ABBA again?” Only a sly laugh was heard on the other end. 

Don't go wasting your emotion, lay all your love on me. 

“All right, I’ll meet you after the date. See you in around an hour. Hopefully this storm clears up soon.” Lucien hung up and shook his head. His best friend certainly seemed just a touch jealous and he had no idea that she was a sorceress, let alone a demented one. “Sorry, dear, I have to go to Bella’s house after this.” 

“Bella? Again? Ugh, she drives me insane!” Louise bemoaned. 

“She seems a bit…jealous. I don’t wish to hurt her by our relationship.” Louise rolled her deep green eyes and tousled her dark hair. 

“Don’t go wasting your devotion to me.” 

“I won’t, I promise.” Lucien gave her a kiss on the cheek. “Ready to go home?” 

“Yes.” 

Don't go wasting your emotion, lay all your love on me. Don't go sharing your devotion, lay all your love on me. 

 Lucien pulled up into Bella’s driveway in his 1980’s Cadillac, his hair blowing in the after-storm breeze. He slowly got out and locked his car, walking up to her red front door. He knocked. It was eerily silent behind the wood. “Bella? I’m here.” The door creaked open. 

“Lucien! Hi!” Bella exclaimed a little too excitedly. “Glad you could come! I was wondering if we could have a drink and talk for a bit?” Lucien sighed. 

“Well, I suppose I could spare a few minutes.” ABBA was on repeat faintly in the background, a warning to Lucien, but he was oblivious to everything. He sat down on the plush sofa as Bella poured a glass of wine with her back turned to him. Stealthily, she slipped the potion into the crimson liquid. She handed Lucien his glass. 

“Please enjoy. So, how was your date with Louise?” 

“It was nice,” he told her, sipping his wine. “I hope that my relationship with her does not ruin our friendship.” 

“Oh, it won’t. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up falling for someone else.” She winked. A blush spread on Lucien’s cheeks and he let out a dreamy exhale, his eyes glazed over. 

“Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you look?” 

“Well, you haven’t.” Lucien giggled drunkenly. 

“I love you, Bella. I was wrong to love Louise. You’ve always been the one I’ve truly loved.” Bella grinned sadistically. Her potion worked flawlessly and Lucien had been stolen away from Louise Pitt, her mortal enemy. He was all hers. 

“I love you too, my dearest Lucien.” 

“Come, come give me a kiss.” Bella sat on his lap as his wine glass tumbled to the floor and shattered. Their lips touched and he kissed her with intense fire, a passion burning his skin. He parted. “Lay all your love on me.” With a giddy burst, Bella pinned Lucien down on the couch cushions, kissing him. He was hers forevermore, bewitched under her spell. 

Don't go wasting your emotion, lay all your love on me. Don't go sharing your devotion, lay all your love on me. 

[heabitfruity]

If Primarchs Had Spotify: Fulgrim Edition

Music that would play while Fulgrim is doing menial and tedious tasks; or perhaps doing a fun little work-out that doesn't involve space drugs. He is the silly gay white babygirl.

Note: This is not a representation of who he is, just simply what I believe Fulgrim would like

Judas by: Lady Gaga

Venus covered by: Bananarama

Bubblegum Bitch by: MARINA

Runaway by: Bon Jovi

Tainted Love, both versions by: Soft Cell and Marilyn Manson

BIBI Vengeance by: BIBI

Queencard by: (G)I-DLE

HOT TO GO! by: Chappell Roan

TiK ToK by: Ke$ha

Good Luck, Babe! by: Chappell Roan

Nude by: (G)-IDLE

Dance The Night by: Dua Lipa

Noel's Lament by: Brooke Maxwell, Kholby Wardell, Scott Redmond, The Ride the Cyclone World Premiere Cast Recording Ensemble

24 Hours by: SUNMI

The Ballad of Jane Doe by: Brooke Maxwell, Emily Rohm, The Ride the Cyclone World Premiere Cast Recording Ensemble

Look at Me by: TWICE

Killer Queen by: Queen

Tell Him by: Vonda Shepard (yes, from Ally McBeal)

Criminal by: Britney Spears

Wings by: Little Mix

minor note: Fulgrim would likely love all of Ride The Cyclone (I have not seen Ride The Cyclone, please don't sacrifice me)

[nellielsss]

ᴜᴘᴄᴏᴍɪɴɢ ᴡᴏʀᴋꜱ: ᴀ ʟɪꜱᴛ

𐦍༘⋆ ݁A/n: Sooo... I've been in a brainstorming mood (ever since I graduated high school and had more time to think), and I have a few upcoming fics that I'm thinking about doing. I've also REALLY been thirsting over Toji like yes that is my man!! I will indeed be standing beside him. Anyway!! Here's some of my ideas in order of which one's I'm most likely to write.

Heartbreaker songfic!: one of my personal favorite Mariah Carey songs, it's such a sweet and fun bubblegum (with a mix of R&B) song to listen to! Basically in this songfic, the reader's just playing a bunch of characters and stringing them along LMAO. I felt like turning the tables on the men & making them pine instead.

Blow songfic: basically just headcanons on how the men give head. Whether it be pussy-eating, dick-sucking or ass-eating, these men are down for anything, and this details how they get down (in my opinion).

Meeting the Zen'in Clan: a Toji-centered fic, this details meeting the Zen'in Clan and how (poorly) it turns out. Basically, Toji has a grandmother who tried to care for him during his time with the clan, and she's fallen ill, so he wants to see her one last time at a banquet. Naoya, the little shit he is, somehow gathered details about reader and outs her as a trans woman in front of everyone at the table. You can guess how it goes from there!

Marriage Eyes: headcanon + mini-fic on how the guys look at you when they know they wanna lock you in.

Touch My Body songfic: a forbidden romance featuring Toji, Satoru & Nanami!

Too Much Sex: the guys love you(r holes), but it's beginning to be a little too much for you. How would they react when you instate a sex ban on them?

Beautiful Liar songfic: you're on a date with a guy, and it all goes to shit when you run into the girl they're seeing on the side. Two-timing is not your thing, so you decide to ditch him with the most attractive man you see at the bar!

Stay The Night songfic: short little drabble where you don't wanna see your man go, so you opt to have a sleepover on the spot.

The Boy Is Mine songfic: how would the guys react when the girl they've been seeing ultimately ends up being the only girl who's not murdered?

Baddest Chick Wearing Their Chain: the guys wonder how you'd look wearing their initials/name around your neck.

Honey songfic: what's one way to show your partner some love? By dripping it all over 'em, of course! (if you catch my drift)

Fashion Week: the guys start dating a model, and they get a firsthand look at the fashion biz. He wonders if the stereotype about models being catty holds up...

Gym Pics: short and sweet, self-explanatory.

Fighting a Cat?!: cats can be a pain in the ass if they don't like you, so when they finally get invited over to their girlfriends' house, the guys are at a loss when their sweet angel's sweet angel isn't exactly a sweet angel to them in private.

Hey, Neighbor!: Wisteria Lane (Desperate Housewives ref. hehe) wasn't a place where they expected to meet fine young women, but the guys could at least hope, right? So when the answer to their prayers moves in down the street, they're more than eager to go after what they've been waiting for.

Up Out My Face songfic: they know they've messed up badly, and they also know that their girlfriends have suitors lined up just waiting to take their places. So, how are they gonna go about getting them back before it's too late?

ᡣ𐭩 If you couldn't tell, I really like listening to music. Some of these might take a while (like the Zen'in Clan fic), so bear with me (ó﹏ò｡) but trust, I'll get to each of these eventually!! I also might update 'em as time goes on, just to make sure that the writing's all cohesive and makes sense.

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[got-into-worm-by-mistake]

Shell 4.5 Live Reactions

(This is me, writing reactions as I read, because why the fuck not. They're not complete, mature thoughts taken after I sit back and evaluate what I've read. Consider them as such)

In silence, we caught the bus at the ferry and got off at the Trainyard, the part of the Docks that sat opposite to the Boardwalk.

There is just something so deliciously absurd about the mental image of supervillains, even teenage ones, just... riding the bus. Granted, they're (presumably) not doing it in costume, but still.

slanted just enough that people wouldn’t be able to comfortably walk or sleep on top of them.

Ah yes, gotta love hostile architecture.

“If you asked me five hours ago, I would’ve said no,” Regent replied.  “I would have told you, sure, she’s a loose cannon, she’s reckless, crazy, she’s easily pissed off and she’ll hospitalize those people who do piss her off… but I’d have said she’s loyal, that even if she doesn’t necessarily like us-”

I mean, trust but verify and all that. No Rachel, no money, it's a safe assumption.

A soft clapping answered her.  It was slow, unenthusiastic to the point of being sarcastic. “Brilliantly deduced,” the same person that had been clapping spoke out.  As Tattletale whipped her head around, I took a few steps back from the storage locker, to get a better look at the two people who stood on the roof.

It's cliche, but I always like the 'character watching the protagonists figure it out and then do the sarcastic clap' trope.

They were standing with one leg higher than the other, to keep from sliding off the angled roof, and both were wearing identical costumes.  The costumes sported blue man-leotards with broad belts cinched around their waists, skintight white sleeve and leggings.  Their hoods were elastic, clinging to their heads so they left only a window for the face, and each sported a single white antenna.  Of all colors, their gloves, boots and the balls at the top of their antennae were bubblegum pink.  Their faces were obscured by oversize goggles with dark lenses.

Which... which video game is this?

“Rest assured, Tattletale, you do,” Über proclaimed.  He was the sort of person who proclaimed, announced, broadcasted and declared.  Just like Grue’s power altered his voice to make him sound haunting and inhuman, Über’s power made him sound like the guy who narrated trailers for action movies or late night commercials.  Overdramatic, intense about everything he said, no matter how mundane.  Like someone overacting the role of a gallant knight in a kid’s movie.

Evocative. I do think Wildbow's willingness to do descriptions like this (helped by using 1st person narrative, which I do think facilitates this sort of thing) whereas a lot of conventional writing wisdom would say to not do this, is a big part of Worm's success, honestly.

Leet frowned and turned to the camera, “Is that really necessary?” “You fucked with us,” I replied, “I fuck with your subscriber base.”

Hit 'em where it hurts.

He didn’t get to finish.  Regent swung his arm out to one side, and Über lost his footing.  I joined the others in stepping back out of the way as he fell face first onto the pavement at the base of the locker.

Regent's abilities would probably let him do well at slapstick improv shows or something. I mean, you don't need to fake a trip and fall with him around. :rofl:

Grue spoke in a low voice that wouldn’t carry to the pair of villains, “They did something to Bitch, they’ve got the money.  If we don’t get a decisive victory here, our reputation is fucked.”

Villain fight!

I wonder if, during her career as a villain, Taylor fights other villains more than heroes. From what I know of Worm, I wouldn't be surprised. But how much more, pound for pound? :thinking_face:

This was the sort of thing I had put on a costume to do.  Sure, the context wasn’t what I would have chosen, but going up against bad guys?

As far as some of Taylor's various rationalization's go, this isn't even a particularly dangerous or slipper one. :thinking_face:

[cor-lapis-candy]

Am I about to dump more magic doll out here? Yes, yes I am!

This time we are going to enemies that have angry sex sometimes with Dottore! A cock welding reader and an angry blue bubblegum son of a bitch!

All is fair in love and war, or so they say, and you were saying so with what you had planned for your dear beloathed Doctor. It was a back and forth of words that are double-edged and filled with bittersweet honey, a constant back and forth of snapping and teasing that has lead to here and now. You had acquired the small look-alike doll on a visit to his lab not long ago and on a random whim kept it once you had found out what it was actually for, keeping it as an ace in the hole for just an occasion like this.

He was so cocky and assured that would be able to handle you, have you on your knees for him acting like some good little pet, but no not this time, and not ever if you were to get away with this next little stunt.

He had been teasingly touching the entire time you were with him, brushing feather-light touches against exposed skin, dipping his hands under the hem of your pants, whispers and promises throughout the day, and even pulling you aside to drag you into a heated kiss tangling tongues and palming you as he was so insistent on having the feeling of his mouth haunt you for the rest of the day.

Only with every touch and every mutter he had further signed his own end, now here tucked away in your own home with him still throwing taunts and teasing words your way, posting about how he had gotten you so worked up that you're here waiting for him, bare as the day you were born waiting for him. Only his words falter and his eyes blow wide under his mask when he catches sight of the doll hanging limply in your hands.

"Where did you get that? That should not be here, hand it over now and nothing else will happen. So just-"

"No."

"-give. Wait what? What do you mean no? Hand it over mutt, or I will level this pitiful shack you call a home!"

"No, I don't think I will."

Before he could think to lunge for your seated position your fingers are sinking into the doll, stretching out the small opening that lay at its base, watching as the fury almost drained from the furious man. Slowly moving your fingers has him leaning back, head pressed against the wall mouth open and panting at the feeling of your fingers working him open through phantom touch.

"What's wrong Doc? No words for me? No quips or tales?"

It's easy to cut him off from speaking, pulling your fingers free and placing the doll just shy of pressing against the head of your cock, letting him gather his wits for a moment to watch as you sink into the doll. However, these things work must be somewhat proportional as the moment you have pressed into the doll fully Dottore is stumbling almost doubled over as he moans, shaking when you slightly adjust the doll now firmly wrapped around your cock.

Whatever words he may have had for you were quickly lost, his hands are pressed to his stomach feeling for the phantom touch of how you fill him, it mind-melting, the feeling of being stretched and filled like this. The first noise that follows his earlier moan is a whine, sharp and short as you slowly move the doll, just barely lifting and dropping it back down onto you watching as the lanky man before you barely stands on shaky legs.

When his legs give out, he is quick to fall to all fours shaking and panting as his hips buck into nothing chasing the feeling of you fucking yourself with his doll, using the magic imitation to freely use the snarky man. Speeding up to the point of hearing Dottore almost moan an actual word beyond the small stream of your name he had started the moment you had truly started to fuck the small version of him.

Only seeing how he shakes and pants brings back the earlier moments of need, of the teasing and the taunts that this very man had thrown at you, the thoughts bringing your harsh thrusts to a slow almost teasing pace, casually fucking him letting him feel every drag and deep press as you do. As your pace slows one of his hands begins to move, almost fully undoing his pants by the time you hiss at him.

"Hands off doc or I'll take this lovely little doll of yours and hide it away, filling it with whatever I like, changing it out as I see fit. Making sure you never know peace, keeping you full and needy till you learn to be better..."

"Fuck you."

"No, I think not Doc. Keep your hands to yourself and I'll fuck you..."

[panthera-tigris-venenata]

Um. My personal opinion about the Rise of Red costumes we've seen so far ✨

Red

It's giving major D3 motocycle gear except girlie doesn't have a motorcycle

It's just. Leather. Red leather. Okay, and??

The hood is cool I guess

It's less of an eyesore than Chloe's costume so there's that

Chloe

It's just so bright

There's nothing else going on than that colour

Well that colour and Darling Charming wanna be. I mean. Blue curls. Sword. Association with Wonderland. Self-centered older brother. They're not even trying.

The Red Queen

Honestly one of my favourites

Also single colour but it's darker red in the promo shots we got so it doesn't hurt to look at as much

She kinda slays tbh

The Red Queen

Bubblegum bitch (tm)

Yeah I've got nothing else to add

Queen Cinderella

Do I like the older-version-characters more because they're muted colours and therefore more comfortable to look at?

Well maybe. Sue me.

Uma

Uma is my favourite character from Descendants and I really wanna like her RoR design

But it's just. It's theatre costume y'know? Nothing to get her respect.

I know she would rather die that wear FG-like costumes but still

Tbh it's giving those trashy-but-wannabe-rich 16 yo girls that you'd see smoking behind the school, trying to look older than they are. Up to the giant loop earrings.

I love the glam for her but please. Some moderation?

My favorite of what we've seen is the one from the teaser, that was a good look on her.

Maleficent

She looks like hipster-wanna be that was bullied in middle school

But tbh I'm kinda into it

Proper kinda cringe highschool look, y'know. Proper era too.

Ulyana

Another of my favourite designs

Her outfit seems less chaotic than Uma's

It's still Uma copycat tho but better than I've feared

Hook

Look give than mf a red coat, eyeliner, and a hook and you've got nothing to lose

Kinda missing the madness but since it's probably before a single encounter with the menace known as Peter Pan I am willing to let that slide

They really went for the gentleman pirate vibe and it's cool, on the promo shot it's one of the least costume-y designs

Like yeah he wears this every day. I can totally believe that. Him and Red Queen, yes please, do give me that proper villain drama.

Morgie

Idk what's going on with him

I think I'm bothered by his hair and the scarf. Simply because I find these uncomfortable

Honestly giving same gentle-something vibe as Hook and that's not fine, try to keep it unique pls.

Like, looks like Ulyana actually gets shit done, Hook, ehm, persuades people to do shit for him, and Morgie is just leaning back at chair, siping wine, and going „Marvelous job darling, do keep it up~“

Fairy Godmother & Zelie??

They're still bullied in highschool.

Idk if we got any promoshots of them?? But I feel like they're gonna give the same era as Maleficent and Hades.

Hades

Same cringefail vibe as Maleficent (affectionate) (& the correct era), kinda love that for him tbh

[flymmsy]

On Repeat Playlist Tag Game

Rules: Shuffle your repeat playlist 10 times and tag 10 people. Tagged by @say-lene! :)

I’m about to be exposed for my terrible taste in music so here goes. To make this more fun for y’all - under each song I will give my Durgetash-flavored assessment, even for songs which absolutely do not fit at all.

Tagging: @defira85 @memaidraws @asteriasfallingstarsandtears @laubritter @neko-rhapsodos @sleepykitty21 @durgeteriormotives @jellymellydraws @abyssalaerlocke (y’all might’ve already been tagged sorry if so!!)

9/10 starting strong. I actually think this fits Durgetash quite well especially with Gortash's built-myself-from-nothing narrative.

7/10 durgetash rating - this is kind of like the song that they both wish they could feel about each other. Like "yea I wanna be the dude who can kiss you all sweet but if we don't rip each other apart in bed Im gonna get lobotomized so"

Oh man I hate that this is here and I'm really not big on Shawn Mendes because he's a little too bubblegum for me but this song is catchy. 8/10 Durgetash rating due to the lyrics - a dark cover of this song would fit durgetash perfectly. Its essentially "I can't believe my murder girlfriend keeps dragging me into the sewers but damn she's hot"

11/10 Durgetash rating. 10/10 for the lyrics and +1 because Enver Gortash loves Panic! At The Disco.

So yea I'm a musical fan and yes this is a durgetash song for me. Let me sell you on the vision first. Durge gets lobotomized and Orin tells Enver and he immediately wants to blow the whole plan to shit because the love of his life is gone but then the whole ass Church of Bane is like nah just like drink her away my guy and so the Banites Party Hard (tm) and Enver is like fine I'll stick with the plan but he's dead inside. 10/10

10000/10 Durgetash rating. My sister Orin says 'Oh she's just being bhaalspawn.' (is this the most embarrassing song that could ever come up? you betcha.)

This is definitely The Vibe for them. 10/10 just Durgetash being nasty. Check yourself for whiplash from the last one.

I wanted to say like 5/10 but "I don't want to keep secrets just to keep you" got me like hmmmm. Also "he looks up grinning like a devil." hmmmmmm. So I'll give it a 9/10 under one condition: default Dragonborn Durge would have to be in the music video for this in a white frilly dress.

This could probably really fit some people's Durges but it doesn't fit my idea of Durge so I'm only gonna give it a 2/10 durgetash rating. However? Orin could rock the shit out of this vibe. 10/10 Orin song.

15/10 Durgetash song. Hot as fuck, could fit both pre and post tadpole. Even mentions a priest. Strong ending.

That's all folks!

[finchers-ipad]

GODDD I LOVE HEARING UR THOUGHTS!!! Do I have any other soapshipping hcs u haven’t shared yet?! >:D or like, if u want a specific type of question to answer… how do u think the narrator and Tyler apologize to each other :0 & do u think there is certain times/situations where Tyler shows his softer side?? And what is he like when he’s like that and what causes it.. sorry I just wanna hear any of ur thoughts about them LOL

YES OF COURSE, i love hearing your thoughts also!! btw i am on public transport for a minimum of 3 hours every day so never worry about spamming my inbox or anything because i am always so bored lmao!! <3

- i think tyler does show is softer side, but it comes gradually with the progression of their relationship, like it probably takes them FOREVER to start telling each other when they like or don’t like when the other does something. because it’s usually just carried out through fights. i feel like he gets sensitive when watching movies a lot, he hides this from the narrator a lot of the time, but the narrator catches him sometimes. i also think the time he is most sensitive is when they are lying in bed. the main thing that upsets him is when the narrator has to leave to go on work trips. because he can’t be more than 6ft away from this man at all times.

- honestly i think the way they apologise to each other is by using the others love language if that makes sense? for example if tyler was mad at the narrator for doing or not doing something, he would just do what tyler would have wanted (i have no idea if that makes any sense) because i think tyler’s love langue is acts of service.

for example if the narrator bought something for tyler, because he thought it would be something nice, and tyler fucking went off on him for how he’s just contributing to the consumerist american culture blah blah blah, maybe smacks him around a little just to get the point across, the narrator would get his money back for it and then steal something from the store. (and then coming home and letting tyler fuck him senseless) sorry my keyboard got possessed there that was so weird, anyway.

- but if the narrator was genuinely mad at tyler for something (which tbh i think would be very hard to do) he would want tyler to affirm him and have tyler show how much he means to him?

an example is like if the narrator was mad because tyler showed someone a bit too much attention in fight club, the narrator would just kind of sulk on the way home and not speak to tyler (because he is a jealous little bitch). and he would do this until tyler got the message, i think tyler would then, in a sarcastic tone but be deadly serious, tell him how much he means to him whilst hugging him from behind?

-yeah idk how accurate they would be, and both of those would be how they act in like the first year of their relationship :))

OTHER RANDOM HC’s!!! (some of them are ooc but this is how they act in my head OKAY?!):

- tyler EXCLUSIVELY chews bubble gum or fruit flavoured gum, specifically like strawberry or watermelon. when he eats some weird ass food like anchovy pizza or something, the narrator is like “you better fucking brush your teeth before you kiss me 😤“ and tyler just sighs and reaches into his jean pocket and pops a huge peice of bubblegum in his mouth and says “that’s the best you are getting” and then shoves his tongue down his throat.

- tyler would NEVER tell the narrator this but he likes the narrators penguin tie out of all of his ties, when he comes downstairs in the morning wearing it, tyler smiles into his coffee. he also pulls on it to give him a kiss as he leaves for work.

- the narrator has a polaroid of tyler in his wallet

- THEY HAVE MOVIE NIGHT IN THEIR LIVING ROOM EVERY WEEK!!! the theatre that tyler works at throws a shit ton of popcorn away because it’s going stale, so tyler carries home these HUGE bags of popcorn that they just have in-front of them to graze on when they are watching. tyler is spread out of the sofa with his head in the narrators lap :))

[fritextramole]

moments i play in the dark

part 3 of a Serena van der Woodsen playlist - best heard in order

tracklist and quotes under the cut

Writer In The Dark ~ Lorde

I still feel you, now and then Slow like pseudo-ephedrine When you see me, will you say I've changed?

Dancing With Tears In My Eyes ~ Kesha

It's all my fault I'm dancing with tears in my eyes Just fighting to get through the night I'm losing it With every move I die

Wildest Dreams ~ Taylor Swift

Say you'll remember me Standing in a nice dress Staring at the sunset, babe Red lips and rosy cheeks Say you'll see me again Even if it's just in your wildest dreams

Tomb ~ Angelo De Augustine

I walked into your life at the wrong time Never quite been perceptive of real life It was not your fault or a fault of mine But it's hard to let you go this time

Lookalike ~ Conan Gray

Don't you know we're done? And I'll admit that I sometimes, maybe, might Think about you at night, well, almost every night No matter how I try to hide And erase you from my mind I'm dying To find a lookalike

Supercut ~ Lorde

Cause in my head (In my head, I do everything right) When you call (When you call, I'll forgive and not fight)

Better in My Memory ~ Rebecca Black

Cause I've had way too much I'm gonna turn it off, turn it off Reprogramming our history so it's perfect in my mind Changing the way it ended so you never see me cry

Other Lives ~ Hazel English

I'm going under Get out of my head I'm running away From things that don't make sense

Golden Touch ~ Razorlight

That kind of girl, yes, she's never alone You leave a thousand messages on her phone But you know you never get through And you could have it all if you wanted, girl You could have it all if it matters to you

Alphabet Boy ~ Melanie Martinez

You think you're smarter than me with all your bad poetry Fuck all your ABC's, alphabet boy

Tears Dry On Their Own ~ Amy Winehouse

Even if I stop wanting you A perspective pushes through I'll be some next man's other woman soon I cannot play myself again I should just be my own best friend Not fuck myself in the head with stupid men

Heart Of Glass ~ Blondie

Once I had a love and it was divine Soon found out I was losing my mind It seemed like the real thing, but I was so blind Mucho mistrust, love's gone behind

Funplex ~ The B-52’s

Faster pussycat, thrill, thrill I'm at the mall on a diet pill Oh, broke my heart at the Funplex Yes you did, yes you did

Circus ~ Britney Spears

Don't like the back seat, gotta be first I'm like the ring leader, I call the shots I'm like a firecracker, I make it hot

Pretty ~ Coco & Clair Clair

Yeah, I'm sitting pretty but I'll leave you scarred 'Bout to pop some bottles on the fuckin' boulevard

So Good ~ Klischée

Lost inside the hype, I can taste it as I move You want to join the ride, don’t be scared to break the rules Roller coastin’ flippin’ minds around Tell me why it’s wrong if it feels so good Can’t help being bad, I got no excuse

Bubblegum Bitch ~ MARINA

Don't care if you think I'm dumb, I don't care at all Candy bear, sweetie pie, wanna be adored I'm the girl you'd die for I'll chew you up and I'll spit you out 'Cause that's what young love is all about

Liquid Smooth ~ Mitski

I'm pulsing, my blood is red and unafraid of living Beginning to end I'm liquid smooth, come touch me, too And feel my skin is plump and full of life I'm in my prime

Get This (Bang Bang) ~ Klischée

It gets me high, sweet sugar bang bang Won’t let me down, gold trigger bang bang Living life in luxury Want it all right now Think you can keep up with me? You should try and chase me down

Actors, Rappers & Wrestlers ~ Kari Faux

Only sip tequila, thirsty for the limelight Claim he wanna settle down but only when the time's right But he can’t pin me down, cause I'm not the wife type I might just spend the night or shit I might just catch a flight

Show & Tell ~ Melanie Martinez

I'm just like you, you're like me Imperfect and human, are we? Show and tell I'm on display for all you fuckers to see

The Family Jewels ~ MARINA

Family said that I decided to live a loveless life Is it my fault we stay divided? 'Cause I got too much pride Pass the parcel, wrap, unwrap, and open up the locks Out come flying all the secrets of Pandora's box

3am ~ Halsey

My insecurities are hurting me Someone, please come and flirt with me I really need a mirror that'll come along and tell me that I'm fine I do it every time I keep on hanging on the line Ignoring every warning sign Come on and make me feel alright again

Bang Bang Bang Bang ~ Sohodolls

So we put on our eyeliner And a bit of glitter dust Life at night is always finer Neon streets are full of lust

Sea Hearts ~ Honeyblood

Creatures that live just for the night I can stay out as long as I like 'Cause no one's calling me to come back inside So what we put off the rest They're so awkward in our presence We don't give a fuck, they're not our friends

The Passenger ~ Siouxsie and the Banshees

I am the passenger I stay under glass I look through my window so bright I see the stars come out tonight I see the bright and hollow sky Over the city's ripped backsides