#yes it does look again 💀

[day-mark]

god i fucking love competitive play, i love watching high level, skilled gameplay from passionate players, i love learning the statistics for each player and the game as a whole, i love hearing everyone and especially the casters glaze the fuck out of my favorite players. mc summit/mojang and mc.c you will be fucking dealt with .

[brokentoys]

why do they keep insisting on giving him those ugly muttonchops now......

[aroaceofthesea]

Fuckk another guy asked for my insta today i still dont understand how ppl have the guts to do that💀💀

[theflyingfeeling]

current level of boredom while being mildly poorly (=not poorly enough to just lie down doing nothing but poorly enough to not have the energy to do anything thought-consuming): tagging all my shippy asks/posts ✨💅

ps. if anyone knows how to use the mass post editor to actually mass-edit tags in a convenient way I'd appreciate the help 🙏 like, idk if it's even possible to find all the posts I have tagged as x and edit the tags of all those posts at once? 🤔 so far I only know you can find tagged posts on your own blog by adding /tagged/x at the end of your url and then editing the tags manually one post at a time 🥲

[suiana]

yandere! golden boy who is your loving boyfriend and... surprisingly loves listening to you talk about your interests! yes darling, talk about your games and novels and silly plushies! he loves seeing how interested you can get about things you're passionate about and it just makes him feel so warm on the inside.

you might even go as far to say he ENCOURAGES your interests. buying you plushies, taking you to exhibitions/places you want... you don't even have to ask, just one look with your eyes and he's taking out his card. yeah, it doesn't matter if you have an unhealthy attachment to that fat cat pusheen or whatever. you seem to really like it so he's buying that 400 dollar plushie for you.

on the same note... he can't help but get jealous when you're gushing over attractive fictional characters. SPECIFICALLY that ONE dude that you seem to have EVERYWHERE. on the wall, on your phone cover, lock screen, profile picture, fuck, even on your bed as a plushie! and all he gets is a meager nickname on his contact?!

"sweetie, must you... really have all these... THINGs of HIM?"

"he's my first husband, you're my second. of course i have merch of him. plus I'm not gonna just throw all these away, i spent big money on these ya know 💀"

he knows it's petty! he knows that it's just a fictional character and that he shouldn't be jealous but dude! you don't even have him in your wallet! it's that freaking guy!

so he does what evey sane boyfriend does and replaces some (not all just some!) of your merchandise with pictures of him and you. how adorable, right?

no.

"bro where is the portrait of my MAN🤬🤬🤬"

"i replaced it with a nice picture of us together darling☺️ look at how cute-"

oh. and you...you just put another photo of that guy again... oh... and you're ranting on reddit/instagram about how he's being mean... you also removed him from your close friends list... oh you... you also decided to kick him off the bed and onto the sofa... oh...

well no biggie! he has lots of patience and he will sneak in his presence into your stuff. he's determined.

"best friend I'm going to need you to cosplay as my favorite character please ☺️"

damn!

why didn't he think of that sooner? if you can't win the normal way, you should do it another way, right? he can just get you to see how much better he is and you'll eventually replace that fictional man for HIM!

...

yeah, that didn't work out as planned. now you're even more in love with that character and you're asking him to cosplay every other day. erm... at least.. your wallpaper is a picture of him cosplaying the character??? he'll take what he can get.

"lol best friend, did you see that video i sent you. it's so stupid."

"for the last time, sweetie. we're dating, call me boyfriend. and which one? I can't watch every single one of the 99+ reels you send me."

"a real best friend would watch them all..."

being with you has singlehandedly changed this man. for the worse or for the better, he doesn't know. but what he does know is that you DON'T know how to dress.

"sweetie, no. you can't just go out in a shirt and shorts! you look like adam sandler!"

"clothes are clothes 🤬"

at least he has a fun time dressing you up. you're like, his cute little rat! his very own personal dress up rat! oh how he wants to just keep you in his pocket and pick out pretty clothes for you, making you look like the cutest thing ever! sure you might take them off and just wear what you want but... at least he's got the photos and the sight of you in a pretty outfit ingrained into the folds of his brain already ☺️ and he'll take every chance he can get to put you into another pretty outfit again. that i assure you.

he... has ALSO found out that you are living on instant noodles, sandwiches, and the occasional takeout. you don't even open the curtains! how can you see in such a dark home? and why are you sleeping until midday?! dear oh dear. you really are a rat, huh?

"darling get up! it's 12 in the afternoon already!"

"i slept at 3 just let me sleep more..."

that simply won't do. he will not be allowing you to lead such a horrid lifestyle! not if he can help it! especially because... well, he's also your boss. from part 1, remember! yeah, you guys didn't break up at the end haha! you were just joking, obviously! not like you'll ever be able to break up. it's in the contract, silly.

"come on, get up. you need to have a healthy lifestyle. I've already gotten my personal chef to cook up a healthy meal for you."

"who's gonna stop me from living like this? you? 😂😂😂"

"yes, me. in our contract, remember? i will be responsible for your health from now till we die."

don't worry. he'll be by your side every step of the way. and hey, who knows? maybe you can even teach him a thing or two about gaming or something else you like! he's open to learning about the things you like.

and he won't even have to worry about you finding another REAL person to like because... well, let's just say you don't even like going out for dinner. we'll keep it at that ☺️

[flowergirl1243]

out of step - [part one]

SUMMARY: When a ballerina steps into the fast lane, and a Formula One driver slows down just long enough to fall for her.

PAIRING: lando norris x ballerina!reader

part one

EPISODE ONE: THE GALA ⟶ Early March, preseason

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user2 this man's always off doing side quests

It starts with a near disaster.

Lando’s moving too fast, champagne in one hand, phone in the other, laughing at something dumb George sent, when he nearly collides with someone in the narrow hallway behind the gala ballroom.

Not just someone.

Someone in a silk dress, pale pink and shimmering like moonlight. She steps back before he can crash into her, nimble as anything, barely blinking.

“Oh, shit, sorry, sorry,” he blurts, clutching his drink like it’s the most precious thing in the room (second most, she’s winning).

She blinks up at him with wide, surprised eyes. But then she smiles. Really smiles. It’s soft and bright and just a little crooked.

“It’s okay,” she says gently, tilting her head. “You looked very determined to sprint through that wall.”

Lando laughs, nervous and loud. “Didn’t mean to almost take you out, I swear.”

“I believe you,” she says, hands clasped in front of her like a ballerina in rehearsal. “You don’t look like a villain. Just…enthusiastic.”

He grins. “That’s generous.”

She shrugs, teasing. “You did apologize three times. That’s more than most.”

“Lando,” he says quickly, offering his hand before he can overthink it. “Norris.”

“I know,” she says, accepting it. Her touch is light. “You’re a bit hard to miss.”

“Oh,” he says. “Is that good or bad?”

“I guess we’ll find out.”

Her smile softens. She doesn’t let go of his hand right away. Neither does he.

“I’m Y/N,” she adds. “I dance with the Royal.”

He nods like he understands, even though he very much does not. “So like…ballet ballet.”

She giggles, ducking her head. “Yes. Ballet ballet.”

“That’s insane,” he says, stunned. “Like…the toes? The spinning? Swan Lake type beat?”

“Exactly,” she says, amused. “Except tonight, I just smile at people and try not to get sequins in the wine.”

He’s grinning again. “Well, you’re doing amazing. 10 out of 10 sequins-to-wine ratio.”

Her eyes sparkle. “And you? F1 driver crashing into innocent women at black-tie events?”

“Only the pretty ones,” he blurts.

Her eyebrows shoot up, delighted. “Oh?”

“I mean,” he fumbles. “I didn’t, just—”

“You’re adorable,” she says, laughing now, and it’s so unfair that she’s this graceful and this funny.

Lando blinks. Then laughs, full and too-loud and startled. “I swear, I’m not usually...this.”

She raises one elegant eyebrow. “What’s this?”

“Chaos,” he offers, holding up both hands like a confession. “Pure, grade-A chaos.”

She giggles. Honest-to-god giggles. “Well, it’s very…charming. In a hurricane kind of way.”

He relaxes a little, then catches up to the fact that she is very beautiful. Not just “pretty in a nice dress” beautiful, but “you’d-paint-her-in-a-museum” beautiful. Pale pink dress, soft eyes, hair pinned in a bun that somehow makes her look like both royalty and a Disney character. Her shoes are delicate and glittering and he thinks they might be terrifyingly expensive.

They’re quiet for a moment. A good kind of quiet.

Then Lando blurts, “Do your feet hurt all the time?”

She gives him a startled look, then bursts out laughing. “Yes,” she says. “All the time. They’re a nightmare. I have a bag of frozen peas in my freezer named Gerald.”

“For ice?”

“For ballet-related emotional support,” she says, mock-serious.

“Gerald sounds like a top bloke,” he replies. “He and I would get on.”

She smiles again, warmer this time. “And you? Do your arms hurt from all that steering?”

“That,” Lando says, hand over his heart, “is deeply offensive. We do much more than steering.”

“Right, right. You press pedals, too.”

“Oh my god,” he says, scandalized. “I’m being bullied by a ballerina.”

She grins, impossibly radiant. “You’re holding your own.”

He shrugs. “I’m doing my best. You’re kind of intimidating, though. You haven’t stopped smiling once and I feel like I’ve aged three years.”

“You’re sweet,” she says gently, with a tilt of her head. “And clearly not used to being off the track.”

“Off the track and out of my depth,” he agrees.

“Don’t worry,” she murmurs, stepping past him, slow and deliberate. “I’ll go easy on you. For now.”

He turns to watch her go. “Wait,” he calls after her. “You’re just gonna leave me here after nearly making me fall in love with you?”

She glances over her shoulder. Her smile is devastating. “Lando,” she says sweetly, “that sounds like a you problem.”

And then she disappears around the corner, pink silk fluttering behind her like a ribbon in the wind.

Lando doesn’t move for ten full seconds.

Then, quietly: “Oh, I am so screwed.”

The floor was too polished.

That’s what Y/N would blame later, the floor, not the dress, not the nerves that hit every time someone glanced at her like they were trying to place her name.

It happened quickly. One second she was stepping down from the stage where the patrons had all just been introduced, a blur of lights and applause and polite nods, and the next, her heel caught on the hem of her gown.

It wasn’t a dramatic trip.

Not one of those cartoonish arms-flailing faceplants. No, this one was subtle, graceful even, just enough of a stumble to tilt her forward, to send her off balance.

Just enough to make her heart skip.

And just enough for him to be there.

Strong hands caught her at the waist, one quick step forward and suddenly she was pressed against a very warm, very solid chest. She could smell something clean and sharp, cologne and champagne and maybe the outside world.

“Careful,” came the amused voice, low and British and far too close to her ear. “You almost fell for me.”

Y/N's head snapped up.

Lando. Of course.

He was already grinning.

She blinked, stunned for a moment by how close they were. His hands were still at her waist. Her hands were on his chest. His bowtie was crooked, and his hair looked like he’d run a hand through it ten times too many.

“I didn’t fall,” she said quickly, cheeks going pink.

“You didn’t hit the ground,” he corrected. “Because I caught you.”

“I was fine.”

“You were definitely mid-trip,” he said, clearly enjoying himself. “I swooped in like a knight in shiny loafers.”

She narrowed her eyes at him. “You’re insufferable.”

“And you’re blushing.”

“I am not—”

“Blushing and defensive,” he said, taking a slow step back but still watching her like she was the best thing he’d seen all night. “Deadly combination.”

Y/N adjusted the hem of her dress, refusing to meet his eyes. “If I had fallen, I would’ve landed in a perfect fourth position.”

“Oh, of course,” he said solemnly. “A true professional. But still, lucky for you, I was there. Strong reflexes. Great balance. Heroic, really.”

She looked up at him then, lips curving. “Do you always flirt with girls who nearly break their ankles at fundraisers?”

He gave her the smuggest smile. “Only the really graceful ones.”

Y/N smoothed her dress again, even though it didn’t need smoothing. Her heart was still racing, not from the almost-fall, but from him. From the way he was still looking at her like she was both a miracle and the punchline to a joke he was desperate to hear again.

“You can stop staring now,” she said, aiming for calm and landing somewhere near breathless.

Lando tilted his head, grin not fading. “Can I?”

“Yes,” she said, turning slightly, trying to regain composure. “The show’s over.”

“Well, then I’d like a refund,” he quipped, falling into step beside her as she started walking again. “That was a very short performance.”

She side-eyed him, trying not to smile. “You’ll get your money’s worth next time I fall down the stairs.”

He laughed, open and delighted, and she could feel it settle into her chest, warm and oddly comfortable.

“I like you,” he said easily, too easily, like it was a fact and not a surprise even to himself.

Y/N blinked. “You don’t even know me.”

“I didn’t know you ten minutes ago,” he shrugged. “But now I do. A little.”

She arched a brow, amused. “And what exactly do you know?”

Lando pretended to count on his fingers. “Let’s see. You’re elegant, slightly dangerous in heels, and devastating with your comebacks. You pretend not to be flustered when you are. Also, you smell very nice.”

She paused, thrown by that last one. “Do I?”

He looked over, and for the first time, his teasing dropped just slightly. His voice softened.

“Yeah. Like something expensive and… calm.”

Y/N didn’t reply. For a second, neither of them did.

Then—

“I still didn’t trip,” she murmured.

He grinned, pleased that they were back on familiar ground. “You’re sticking with that story?”

“Absolutely.”

“Bold. But incorrect.”

“I’m a ballerina,” she said primly. “We don’t trip. We redirect momentum.”

Lando let out a laugh that made her want to grin, but she held firm. Barely.

“Alright then,” he said, stopping at the edge of the ballroom where the music was starting again. “Redirect momentum with me sometime?”

She blinked. “Was that a very weird way of asking me out?”

“I’m trying to speak your language,” he said, grinning. “Was that a yes?”

Y/N hesitated just long enough to keep him on his toes.

Then: “If you promise not to trip over your own ego.”

He put a hand to his heart, mock-wounded. “That’s going to be tough.”

“I know,” she said sweetly, and stepped past him, into the crowd. But not before glancing back once, just once, over her shoulder.

He was still watching her.

Of course he was.

The phone rang late that night, soft and unexpected. Y/N glanced at the screen and smiled when she saw Lando���s name. She swiped to answer and settled onto her bed, the quiet of her room wrapping around her.

“Hey,” she said, voice low and easy.

“Hey yourself,” Lando replied, sounding relaxed, a hint of a smile in his voice. “Didn’t think you’d pick up this late.”

“I wasn’t really doing anything important,” she said, tucking a strand of hair behind her ear. “You?”

“Same. Just scrolling through memes and pretending to be productive.” He chuckled. “So, what’s new with the most graceful woman I know?”

Y/N laughed softly. “You’re sweet. Not much, just rehearsals and trying not to trip over my own feet.”

“That sounds about right.” He teased gently. “Maybe I should give you some tips on balance.”

“Oh, please,” she said with a grin she knew he couldn’t see. “Last thing I need is you knocking me over.”

“Hey, I’m a professional. I only knock people over accidentally.” His tone was light, casual, but somehow warm.

“Accidental chaos. Sounds familiar.” She paused, then added, “What about you? How’s the ‘deliberate chaos’ going?”

“On point,” he said. “Mostly on the track, but I’m working on it off the track too. Starting with not embarrassing myself at galas.”

“Big improvement already.” She smiled at the thought. “Though you did make a memorable entrance.”

“Memorable, yes. Graceful? Not so much.” His laugh was easy. “Speaking of grace, maybe you can teach me a move or two sometime.”

“Only if you promise not to break anything,” she teased.

“No promises,” he said, grinning through the phone. “But I’ll try.”

They both laughed, the kind of comfortable laughter that comes from familiarity.

“Well,” Y/N said, “don’t keep me up all night with your chaotic charm.”

“Wouldn’t dream of it. Sleep well, Y/N.”

“You too, Lando.”

They said goodnight, and the line went silent, but the warmth lingered, like a secret only they shared.

Hello, my lovelies! I'm back again with a new series, woo!! I hope you all enjoy it! Let me know if you want to be added to the taglist or removed! Also, if you only want it for this series or just my work in general! Love you all!

[gay-dorito-dust]

Would they or would they not catch you…

Dick: yes. 100% yes but he’s -no pun intended- a little bit of a teasing dick about it.

He will catch you but then act as though he’s going to drop you by loosening his grip, making you scream out of surprise and cling onto him tighter, all the while beaming that bright and beautiful smile of his as though he wasn’t about to willingly let you fall flat on your ass on multiple occasions.

‘I fucking hate you!’ You whined, smacking Dick on the bicep.

‘Oh do you now?’ Dick inquires as he slowly begins to losses his grip on you, smirking.

‘Did I say hate you? I meant love you, a lot! Please don’t drop me.’ You cried as you tightened your grip on his neck whilst struggling to keep your feet from touching the floor. ‘Awww I love you too gorgeous.’ Dick coos as he pressed kisses into your face as you could only glare at the cheeky bastard.

You hate him sometimes but you weren’t going to complain about the affection you were being given. So you guess you’ll suffer for now.

Side note: he might even try and see if you can catch him. 💀

Jason: He will catch you but makes it a big deal whenever he can. He loves holding you in his arms.

He could keep you in his arms forever if he could but knew that he can’t, so he settles for going about his day carrying you throughout the apartment instead.

‘You can put down any day now.’ You’d tell him but that only makes Jason tighten his grip on you as he moved in his makeshift library for a book to read.

‘No.’ He simply replied, scouring the many book titles in front of him in the hopes that one might speak to him. You pout. ‘What do you mean no?’ Jason then looks at you and says. ‘No means no. As in no I will not put you down because I do as I like and will not be told otherwise, so the cutie currently in my arms has to deal with it.’ He then smiles as he presses a kiss to your forehead before looking back towards the bookshelves.

You end up falling asleep in his arms and Jason couldn’t help but smile at how cute you were, even if you did look like the living dead.

Damian: says no but will in fact catch you without hesitation.

However if you do try to tease him about it, then he will drop you without a second thought. ‘You can catch yourself next time.’ He would say as he walks away, leaving you with a bruised ass. Titus -who saw the whole thing- would come up to you to make sure you weren’t genuinely hurt and encourage you to get up by nudging you with his head.

Don’t test him because he will do it and then act like the whole thing didn’t happen if you were to bring it up.

‘Dick.’ You’d say as you stood up.

‘I heard that.’ He’d call back, his voice echoing off the walls. ‘You were meant to.’ You reply. ‘And at least Titus came to check up on me to see if I wasn’t hurt.’ You’d add while scratching Titus behind the ear.

Needless to say you were more cautious when choosing Damian to catch you. However he does apologise for dropping you on your ass by gifting you something he himself drew by hand; He secretly doesn’t like it when you’re upset with him and will do anything to rectify it.

What a sweetheart.

Bruce: he’s too use to you pulling this type of shit that it’s basically muscle memory for him to catch you as you’re running towards him, all with a straight face mind you.

Be grateful because he risked a much needed bowl of Mulligatawny soup just to catch you in his arms, but then again the kisses you bombard his cheek is more than reward enough, a small almost missable smile appears on his lips as he then proceeds to carry you for the rest of the day as “punishment.”

( this only occurs when Bruce is feeling particularly affectionate or playful)

Much to your batkids -Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, Duke, Cass and Steph- dismay. They’d want to use this as blackmail, but they know that it will backfire as you’ll probably hang the photo on a wall somewhere in the manor, reminding them of how disgustingly their parents can be when given the opportunity.

[paddockletters]

secretly yours | oscar piastri

summary: oscar and his childhood best friend secretly dated for years, but an accidental reveal Lando sends fans into a frenzy. request: yes! sorry took me too long :((

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oscarpiastri: it's just me and my best friend

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user1: STOP PLAYING WITH US, OSCAR. WE SEE THE CHEMISTRY 😭

user2: i see you’re trying to pretend nothing’s going on, but we’re not fooled!!!

user3: just? J U S T? Please. we all know there’s more going on here than 'just' best friends 👀

user4: yeah, it’s just you two. And the ENTIRE WORLD watching you two 👀

user5: just? are we watching the same race? bc i see a love story unfolding and I’m LIVING for it 😭😭

user6: do you mean 'just' best friends? because that’s DEFINITELY not how we see it 👀

user7: she’s literally the only person on earth who gets to be with you like this, and we’re all just over here screaming

user8: just 'best friends’... okay, Oscar. keep telling yourself that while we all make wedding plans 🫠

user9: osc, you don’t have to pretend. We’re all just waiting for the 'I’m in love with my best friend' post 😭😭

user10: he´s trying to pretend it's just him and his best friend while we all know they're this close to being the hottest couple in F1 💀

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oscarpiastri: What a year. Memories I’ll never forget. Here’s to 2024. 🖤

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user1: NOT YOU SNEAKING HER INTO THE DUMP. We see you, Oscar 👀❤️

user2: Photos 4 and 7??? Sir, care to explain why you’re casually dropping your soulmate into the mix like it’s no big deal? 😭

user3: everyone’s talking about the podiums, but I’m here for y/n and Oscar are clearly in love' subplot. 🫠

user4: We all know who made this year unforgettable for you, and it’s not the trophy, Oscar. Just admit it 😏

user5: photo 7 is giving: 'the love of my life, but I’m still too cool to say it'

user6: Oscar out here winning races AND soft-launching his girlfriend again

user7: the subtlety is killing me. Like, we get it, you’re in love

user8: this isn’t even a photo dump; it’s a declaration of love disguised as one

user9: Y/N making two appearances? Yeah..

user10: the way he’s just casually smiling in those photos with her... Yeah, I’m unwell. 🫠😭

landonorris: Two pics of Y/N? Are we sure this is a 'year' dump, or are you just casually announcing something, Oscar? 🤔

↪user11: LANDO WE SEE YOU! 😂 The REAL tea is in the comments section, right here

↪user12: bro, Lando is practically the third wheel in Oscar’s relationship at this point. Why is he always dropping hints? 😭😭

↪user13: lol Lando’s comment is the funniest thing I’ve seen all year. Just admit it, we all know what’s going on. 🫠

↪user14: tt this point, I’m just waiting for Lando to show up at the wedding like ‘I told you so’ 💀

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yourusername: Dinner my favourite person 🖤 (and no, Lando, that doesn’t include you)

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user1: Not Lando catching strays in the caption 💀

user2: You and Oscar are literally the blueprint for 'childhood best friends to soulmates. I’m sobbing 😭❤️

user3: Okay but… can we talk about how you guys look SO perfect together?

user4: Lando reading this post like 👁️👄👁️

user5: Imagine being this photogenic AND dating Oscar Piastri

user6: Just me and my single, lonely heart, staring at these pictures like 🥲

user7: If this isn’t the softest thing I’ve ever seen. You guys are the real-life definition of couple goals 🥹💞

user8: Oscar when he’s with you >>> everything else in this world

user9: y’all just admitted you’re dating without saying it, and honestly, I’m here for this soft launch 👀

user10: do you guys just wake up every day and decide to be the cutest people alive, or does it happen naturally?

landonorris: Excuse me, I’m right here, and I thought I was your favourite person 🤔💔

↪user11: Lando out here acting like he didn’t just make the biggest hint about them being a thing in the last interview 😂

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lando norris: Just some wholesome moments from the weekend. ❤️🤪

1️⃣ Me getting my 5th victory.

2️⃣ Pastry getting a ice bath.

3️⃣ Oh, and this accidental gem… whoops

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user1: HELLO?? LANDO?? WHAT IS THIS? 😳👀

user2: Couple goals??? EXCUSE ME??? EXPLAIN RIGHT NOW

user3: Lando casually dropping the biggest bombshell of 2025 like it’s no big deal 💀

user4: So… you’re telling me Oscar’s in love and didn’t even TELL US?!? 😭❤️

user5: This isn’t even subtle. LANDO, YOU HAD ONE JOB

user6: i don’t know if I want to scream at Lando or thank him

user7: not me zooming in like a detective ans yep, they’re definitely together

user8: lando, you better start running because Oscar is coming for you

user9: the way Oscar’s entire personality SCREAMED 'taken,' and now we finally know why

user10: accidental??? sure lando. this was 100% intentional and we love you for it

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oscarpiastri: Well, I guess the secret’s out… 😅. No more pretending we’re just ‘best friends’—we’re way past that. ❤️

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user1: OH MY GOD. THE REVEAL!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE FOREVER 😭

user2: HE DID IT. HE OFFICIALLY ADMITTED IT

user3: I KNEW IT. I was starting to think I was imagining all the tension between them. THEY’RE SO CUTE!!!

user4: THANK YOU OSCAR, FOR FINALLY ENDING MY SUFFERING

user5: Oscar confirmed it and suddenly my heart is doing 200 mph. This is EVERYTHING 🤧🤧

user6: this is the confirmation we didn’t know we needed, but now that we have it, everything makes sense

user7: from 'best friends' to ‘officially us’? I’m dead. They’re too perfect

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yourusername: Okay, okay… So maybe the ‘best friends’ thing wasn’t fooling anyone. We’re officially more than that (and yes, we’ve been laughing about this whole ‘secret relationship’ thing for a long time)

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user1: I KNEW IT. ‘best friends’ my foot. this was the 'softest' launch ever 😂

user2: okay, but are we gonna talk about how Oscar looks SO much more relaxed now? The man’s freeeeee!!!!

user3: guess it was obvious? babes, it’s been obvious since DAY ONE. We just needed you to admit it

user4: so, are we gonna pretend like we didn’t see the way you two look at each other like no one else exists??

user5: Oscar and you basically saying ‘yeah, I’ve been OBVIOUS about it, but I needed to make it official’

user6: i am literally sobbing at how cute this is and i'm HERE for it

user 7: i knew it! THE SMILES. THE ENERGY. y’all were never fooling anyone. 💀

landonorris: guess i’ve been replaced as your partner in crime, huh? 🤔

↪ oscarpiastri: so much for keeping secrets, mate. Appreciate the unintentional PR move though 🙄

↪yourusername: landonorris Haha, it’s okay, you can still be my partner in crime. Just… don’t share too many ‘accidental’ pics, okay?

danielricciardo: wow, Lando’s getting everyone in trouble these days. what’s next, is he revealing mine and max ‘bromance’?? 😂"

↪landonorris: only if you and max finally admit were the real power couple of the paddock 🫣💁‍♂️

maxverstappen1: About time, guys 👏🏻

↪yourusername: haha, well, Lando’s definitely claiming the credit for all of this. Can’t say we didn’t try to keep it lowkey

[oikarma]

xoxo, gossip girl

pairing: lando norris x reader

summary: you kind of popped into lando's life out of nowhere-and he loves it. but there's no such thing as being private when you're dating a formula one driver. sorry, did i say dating? i mean when you're friends.

a/n: yay first smau of the year and the second driver i'm writing for! i started watching gossip girl recently n i was inspired

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f1gossipofficial: mclaren's lando norris was spotted out and about in the big apple last night with a mystery girl!

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user1: uh oh magui's going to be mad...

user2: ngl thought that was her at first user3: they got back together AGAIN?? user1: @/user3 someone posted a vid of them partying

user4: alex being messy in the likes LMAOOO

user5: aww did he give her his hoodie in p1

user6: such a gentleman 😍 user7: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT user8: girl be fr he's nothing compared to osc

user9: lando stick to one girl at a time will you

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yourinstagram has added to their stories

replies:

hannahstjohn: i bet you're glad i convinced you to get dinner w me that day 👅

yourinstagram: oh shush i had to sit through two hours of you and liam gazing into each other's eyes. DISGUSTING. hannahstjohn: please. don't act like you even looked at anyone other than him

yourbff: regular dates now i see...

yourinstagram: we're just friends!!

lando: i learned for you 🥺

yourinstagram: liar lando: hello?? yourinstagram: you literally told me the other day you used to do your sister's hair lando: maybe i lied yourinstagram: well you definitely did at some point

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f1gossipofficial: we think it's getting serious with y/n l/n, daughter of NYC-based tech mogul y/d/n l/n, and lando norris. rumor has it that they met through liam lawson and his girlfriend hannah. despite the newly promoted red bull driver lacking friends across the grid, norris is probably grateful for the introduction 😉

y/n and lando were spotted at not one, not two, but SIX different locations across new york in the past week. above is a compilation of photos fans have taken of them dining out, shopping, and even going to the opera together.

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user1: grocery shopping?? do they live together already??

user2: sleazy af if they do user3: maybe they wanted to cook something together its not that deep

user4: what a golddigger...

user5: how is she a gold digger user4: @/user5 did you not see how she dressed for the opera? probably his money she spent on that dress user6: the way people r so illiterate and yet so confident drive me crazy IT LITERALLY SAYS HER DAD IS A TECH MOGUL user7: i don't even know what a mogul is but it sounds rich user8: @/user6 right and if you just googled her dad you'd figure his sister was the one owns the brand she's wearing 💀

user9: the way he looks at her in p1 though

user10: wonder how long they've known each other 🤔

user11: hannah we see you

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lando has added to their stories

replies:

user1: LANDO DID YOU POST ON THE WRONG ACC

oscarpiastri: mate

lando: 🥺 yes osc? oscarpiastri: lily says this is why you've been in NYC for so long lando: idk lily's always right oscarpiastri: you said it was for a brand deal! lando: maybe her dad wants to sponsor mclaren lando: actually forget about that i think he already does 💀 oscarpiastri: i don't like talking to you on instagram text me lando: what if i don't. lando: hello???

mclaren: so cute!

lando: HI ADMIN

maxverstappen: someone's been busy

yourinstagram: what happened to being private 😭 now they definitely think we're dating

lando: sorry i didn't know it was such a bad thing yourinstagram: at least my fake boyfriend is a lot of people's celebrity crush yourinstagram: can't be ruining my image

user2: LANDO ARE YOU STALKING THE #LANDOYN TAG ON TWITTER?? HOW DID YOU FIND THAT??

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f1: lovely seeing all of you at the o2 ❤️ we hope you enjoyed the livery reveals! one week until pre-season testing begins in bahrain.

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user1: admin you know what you're doing with that pic of lando

user2: missing him and yn *liked by f1 user2: f1 a landoyn stan confirmed?

user3: eh liveries, great articles about max trying to get out of going

user4: alexandra the prettiest wag

user5: yn appearance when 😔 did anyone see how he looked around for her then stopped bcs he remembered she wasn't there

user6: I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY

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yourinstagram has added to their stories

replies:

lando: did me so dirty with that pic

yourinstagram: shh you look adorable lando: adorable AND pretty? you flatter me yourinstagram: don't get used to it

yourbff: "friends"

yourinstagram: but you're my best friend 😋 yourbff: cause he's more than a friend where is your media literacy

hannahstjohn: I SAW HIM CALLING YOU BACKSTAGE

yourinstagram: so did everyone else it seems hannahstjohn: whoever runs the f1 account loves wag appearances🤷‍♀️

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lando has added to their stories 🔁 yourinstagram's story

replies:

oscarpiastri: are you sure you don't like her

oscarpiastri: sorry i meant are you sure you're not in love with each other lando: you know i think she might fancy me a little oscarpiastri: a little?? lando: im not sure how i feel about her though oscarpiastri: the cameras literally caught you blushing on call lando: ARE YOU SERIOUS oscarpiastri: yeah admin outed you oscarpiastri: they tagged you

user1: posted her on main again aww

yourinstagram: im not even complaining

lando: am i that charming yourinstagram: no i just look great in that photo yourinstagram: y/n l/n, absolute baddie who bagged what's his name norris lando: ☹️ yourinstagram: its okay your fangirls still love you

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mclaren: lando when y/n calls him (for legal reasons we can't repost that clip until f1 posts it but you know which one we're talking about 🤐)

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user1: admin you're so brave * liked by mclaren

f1: it's okay we won't rat you out

mclaren: thanks bestie!

user2: oscar crying in the club because his boyfriend is in love with someone else

user3: @/oscarpiastri would you like to comment user4: he's been crying since jan prob

lando: admin i am literally going to hunt you down

oscarpiastri: he follows the landoyn tag on twitter lando: @/oscarpiastri HELLO??? mclaren: he said it not me user5: they're so chaotic

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bahrain

you saw him get out of his car, landing evenly on the ground. you looked at oscar, who gave you a small nudge. "go on, he doesn't know it yet."

"what if he doesn't-"

"then he's a dickhead for leading you on." you liked his bluntness. it was a change from how polite he normally was. and it showed just how strongly he believed it.

you nodded, then strode forward. you could hear the cameras turning, but it didn't matter. lando had taken off his helmet, and his back was to you as he talked to his race engineer.

it was now or never. you gave him a small tap on the shoulder. he whirled around so fast you almost toppled backwards. realizing it was you, his hands shot out and wrapped around your waist. "y/n? oh my god."

you gave him a shy smile, wrapping your arms around him. "told you it was good."

he buried his face in your neck, embracing you so tight you didn't know if he was capable of letting go. eventually, he did.

"so what did you have to tell me?"

you blinked at him slowly. "try to guess."

his eyes widened, as if a hope had come into him. "you won't laugh?"

a shake of your head. "promise."

"then-" he bit his lip, looking down for a minute. "do you like me, like that?"

"what are we, in grade school?" you deadpanned. you saw his heart plummet, then wanted to take back your words. "yes, lando. yes, i came all this way just to see your stupid face. yes, i like you. like that. like i can't get your smile out of my head and i'll stay up until 5 just to watch you hold an award. like i'll respond to you any time, because talking to you is-"

he raised one of his hands ever so slightly so he could pull you closer, so close his lips were on yours and you were cut off mid-sentence. you'd been waiting for this since you'd met him, you realized. since you'd first seen that curly mop of hair at dinner with liam and hannah. since the first time he'd laughed and you realized you'd never heard a prettier sound.

"i like you like that too."

and the cameras caught all that, words and kiss and pictures and all, but it was different. this was something you wanted to remember.

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lando: a great end to pre-season testing, all thanks to my lucky charm 🤍

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yourinstagram: me fr -> 🍀

yourinstagram: (get it. FOUR leaf clover) lando: i literally worship the ground you walk on lando: you're the reason i believe in fate yourinstagram: woah slow down there buddy user1: i'm so single its not okay user2: they're basically a married couple already

mclaren: your team in the garage rn like 🧍‍♀️🧍

lando: love you guys too! user3: @/mclaren f1 account alr posted kiss why have you not 😡 mclaren: @/user3 we're carefully selecting the cutest ones

hannahstjohn: lando norris and his "friend"

yourinstagram: IM STUPID OKAY hannahstjohn: can't believe it took you that long

user4: hes so happy 🥹

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yourinstagram: by your side 🖤

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lando: baby where'd all your posts go ☹️

yourinstagram: oh i forgot to add you to my close friends lando: is that because we're more than just friends yourinstagram: no i just forgot user1: HELPP

user2: hottest WAG on the grid

oscarpiastri: i'm sure you'll take good care of him

yourinstagram: scout's honor 🫡

user3: okay her dress is so pretty though where's it from

yourinstagram: my aunt's brand! (brandname) <3 user3: @/yourinstagram OMG TYSM QUEEN

user4: she finally made her acc public AHH does this mean landoyn content

lewishamilton: lovely meeting you, y/n

yourinstagram: 🤩 you too lewis!!! lando: you're such a fan. yourinstagram: you're just jealous

[hon3y-y]

NUH UH roomate!sukuna had his thot era, it's time for reader to have hers!!! And he's gonna sit there and WATCH it- payback baby. I wanted reader to fuck satoru, suguru, kento, choso, even fucking hiromi- she gonna get it ALLLLLLL before sukuna can even get a taste 😤

cw: noncon filming!

pt 1: here<3 pt3: here<3 pt4: here<3

omfg he would be soooo pissed💀

picture this;

The morning after everything happened, Sukuna was more than ready to make it official with you. He had already planned how he was going to seduce you. He got up early to hit the gym before you even woke up, so when you were finally awake, you would see him all jacked up and sweaty. It literally had his stomach fluttering with excitement at just how fast he knew you'd fold. 

Well, easier said than done, because when he does get home and hear someone in the kitchen, it's not you cutely rubbing your sleepy eyes in nothing but a baggy shirt. Instead, it’s that white-haired freak from last night. 

He literally rolls his eyes, ignoring the greeting the guy sends and telling him to “get the fuck out” to which Satoru just laughs, takes his toast (which he made in Sukuna’s toaster, by the way), and exits the kitchen while taking a bite. Sukuna goes to your room door but is stopped by the obnoxious blond.

“She left, said she was going to see a friend.”

“Why are you still here?”

Satoru shrugs before grabbing the shirt he had thrown onto the couch the previous night and waving goodbye, crumbs from the toast he was eating still on his lips, before the door slams shut. 

Ryomen was floored. Were you two officials? Is that why you finally brought someone home? He couldn’t deny the pinch in his chest, but he shoved it aside. I mean, he would happily break up a home, so even if this was your stupid boyfriend, it wouldn’t dampen anything. He doesn’t mind a little competition. 

At least, that’s what he thinks it’s going to be. Since that night, both of your schedules had been too complicated, and you two had only seen each other in passing. But tonight, he knew you would both be off and it’s the weekend, so he knows you at least don’t have anything till midday. 

You return late, and you are absolutely not alone.

You’re with another guy, some blond man who looks a little too pristine to be found at the club (who he later finds out is kento from your whimpered of “kento! Oh fuck—yes! right there!”).

You don’t even notice that Sukuna's door is wide open and instead stumble straight into your own. and Ryomen is jaw-dropped, shocked. 

He begins to feel like a cuck; all he does is listen to you fuck this random selection of men you’ve created within these recent couple of weeks and fuck his fist stupid. It’s so embarrassing to feel like a hormonal teenager who can’t get a grip. but he can’t stop; he just remembers what you look like under Satoru. 

Night after night, all weekend long, you’re bringing home someone new. although after a while it’s just the same three guys. the annoying blond, Kento (or “the businessman”), and some random boy named "choso,” who he walked in on you giving a blow job to.

You stopped immediately, so embarrassed and shy, as if you didn’t just have this guy with his eyes rolled back, nearly crying every time you gagged on him. Choso, on the other hand, looked too fucked out to care about the third person in the room. 

Sukuna was so hard and horny all the time, and his interest in finding someone to handle it was useless. He wanted you, not some random girl. He even bought a fleshlight for the first time, needing something other than his hand to hump. 

One night, he returned late and heard the sweet noises of your mewls (again, it was starting to feel like a routine). He tried to quietly pass your door, but stopped short. three voices?

He almost couldn't believe it, but after cracking your door open, there you were. You were jerking Satoru off, his white hair sticking to his damp forehead, while this guy with long black hair was pounding into you. One of his hands wrapped around your throat while the other played with your clit, your body jerking at the intensity of stimulation. Satoru played with your swollen nipples, pinching and leaning down to suck them. 

Sukuna can’t help but pull his phone out and record it, going back to his room and rutting into his fleshlight until his cock is raw. the video on a constant loop because he was so fucking addicted. You looked so good. so pretty, and pliant under them. He wanted, no, needed to have you.

You lay in bed, absolutely exhausted after Suguru and Satoru left. You still can’t deny the effect Sukuna has on you, but since you’ve started having hookups, you haven’t even tried to listen to what Ryo does (not that you could’ve or noticed, clearly. he’s been on a dry spell). While you sleep peacefully, snuggled into your warm comforter, Sukuna lies awake, extremely frustrated.

he’s sooo down bad://

[carlthecloaked]

Wrong Number, Right Person

tried writing something after a while :3| 1.3k words | no cw |

|chapter 2|

Steve was pissed.

This date was not working out. At all.

He thought he was going out with this sweet guy from California. At least, that’s what his Tinder profile had made it seem like. But clearly, he had been very wrong.

Where would he even start?

First of all, the guy wouldn’t shut up about his ex.

Like, she sounded great and all, but maybe don’t talk about her the entire time we’re on a date?

Secondly, he wasn’t even listening to what Steve was saying. Half the time, he was scrolling through Instagram, looking at his ex's profile. Laughing at whatever post he was looking at, or he was texting someone else.

Third—and perhaps the worst part—the guy had the personality of a wet sock. Zero energy. No conversation skills. Just dull. Clearly not the charming, funny guy he’d seemed to be over text.

Steve sighed internally. Guess that was his fault for believing his Tinder profile was real.

And then, as if the date wasn’t already bad enough—

“So, are we going to your place or mine? "

Steve barely stopped himself from gaping. He forced a polite smile instead, setting down his drink.

“Yeah, I don’t think this is working out,” he said smoothly, placing his half of the bill on the table. “I have to go.”

The guy blinked, as if he hadn’t just bombed the entire date.

“But wait—”

Steve walked fast out of the cafe, he had to get out of there quickly.

“Ugh, that was the worst. I have to go tell Robin.”

While walking to the subway, he winced as he opened his backup phone. It wasn't as good as his currently broken phone. He totally didn't drop it in the toilet. Nope, that never happened.

He sighed, scrolling through his messages. He still hadn’t updated his contacts, so every number looked unfamiliar. Normally, he’d recognize Robin’s name instantly, but now? It was just random numbers.

He just figured he would text the most recent number, It'll probably be fine.

Steve: WORST date ever. like worst ever. robs i swear to god i wish i could turn back time and never swiped right on him at all. if you ever see me texting him again, throw a microwave at me

Unknown Number: any personal preference or do i just chuck it at you

Steve: chuck it

Steve: robbie i swear it was SO bad

Unknown Number: oh i didn't realize you'd actually think i was your friend

Unknown Number: uh yeah so this is not robbie

Oh. Steve blinked at his phone.

Huh.

That was… unexpected. But not bad, necessarily. Just—Huh.

He stared at the message for a second longer before shaking his head, exhaling through his nose. This was fine. Totally fine.

Steve: oh god

Steve: i'm so sorry wrong number

Unknown Number: it's fine lol

Unknown Number: but how bad was it though, like on a scale of “awkward as hell” to “can the ground swallow me whole?”

Steve hesitated.

He shouldn’t keep talking. He should just apologize again and move on.

But… what else was he doing today?

Steve: definitely “can the ground swallow me whole?” territory

Unknown Number: okay now i'm definitely invested. spill the tea

Steve: dude. he kept on going on and on about his ex, i swear it went on for 30 minutes. THIRTY. MINUTES.

Unknown Number: 🚩🚩🚩 IMMEDIATE red flag, redder than the color red

Steve: RIGHT??? and when he finally stopped he just kept scrolling on his phone

Steve: he was stalking her insta too 😭

Unknown Number: are you fr???

Steve: i wish i was lying but nope

Steve: then when i tried talking about literally anything else other than his ex he’d just respond with “yeah” or “whatever”

Unknown Number: what does that even mean??????

Steve: i have literally no idea

Steve: he even had the NERVE to ask if we would go to his place or mine

Unknown Number: the AUDACITY. the sheer unhinged delusion. did he think he was charming?????

Steve: LMAO stop i can't💀

Unknown Number: i bet he thought you 'd swoon bat your eyelashes and say “oh my god, yes! let's go to another place where you can pretend i'm not there!”

Steve lips curled at the stranger’s response before replying back

Steve: honestly i wouldn't be surprised if he thought that i should be grateful for his presence

Unknown Number: i can't believe you suffered through that

Unknown Number: no wait, you didn't suffer. you endured and you survived. for that you deserve an award. a dramatic opera performance

Steve: i hate how funny you are

Steve grins at his phone.

Unknown Number: you can repay me by continued conversation ;)

Steve: okay but you have to say who you are though

Steve: please don't tell me this is my professor🙏

Unknown Number: lol no definitely not your professor

Unknown Number: but i kinda want to keep it secret now, adds to my mysterious aura

Steve: no hints? :(

Unknown Number: i have hair

Steve: wow that really narrows it down. i totally know who you are.

Unknown Number: good luck finding it out ;)

Steve tilted his head, amused.

There was a pause.

Steve stared at his phone for a second, drumming his fingers against the back of it. He wasn’t sure why, but something about this felt… different. Not bad, just—unexpected.

He should probably just let it go. It wasn’t like it mattered who this guy was, right?

Still.

Steve: so are you gonna give me a real hint or do i just have to suffer

Unknown Number: hmm. suffer sounds fun

Steve let out a small, incredulous laugh, shaking his head. Great. Just his luck to end up texting someone who enjoyed messing with him.

And, okay. Maybe he didn’t mind that much.

The subway car jolted slightly as it began to slow, Steve barely looked up from his phone, used to the way the train moved as it went into the station. The train came to a stop, the doors opening with a mechanical chime, letting in the sound of city noise and passengers.

He stood up getting out and walking to his and Robin’s apartment nearby, glancing at his phone occasionally to check if the stranger texted again.

Steve barely had the door open before Robin’s voice rang out from the couch.

“Finally! What took you so long? Did the date go well?”

Steve groaned, kicking off his shoes and collapsing onto the couch next to her.

“You have no idea. I swear to God, worst date ever.”

Robin gasped dramatically, “Worse than the girl who ordered an expensive meal and made you pay?”

“Way worse”

“Way worse than the one who left you at the bar for three hours?”

“Robin.”

“Okay, okay tell me everything.”

Steve launched into the whole story, how the guy wouldn’t stop talking about his ex, stalking his ex’s instagram, the dry-ass responses and the sheer audacity of asking if they were going to his place or their shared apartment.

“That’s tragic Steve, how are you so unlucky at this?”

“I have no idea man, I guess I just attract weird people.”

“Why didn’t you text me?”

Steve suddenly sat up, remembering. “Oh, speaking of.”

Robin narrowed her eyes.

“So, uh I may or may not have accidentally texted a stranger about it.”

Robin grinned in amusement. “What?”

“I thought it was you!” Steve said defensively. “I haven’t updated my contacts on this phone yet, and I just picked the most recent number in the list.”

Robin stared. “Wait. Hold on. You had a whole conversation with a stranger instead of asking who they were like a normal person?”

Steve shrugged. “They were funny.”

Robin gasped again, dramatically. “Oh my god. You like them.”

“What? No. I dont even know who they are!”

“But you want to”

Steve opened his mouth to reply, then closed it.

Robin grinned, throwing a pillow at him. “You absolute idiot. We’re figuring this out right now.

Steve caught the pillow. “Fine. But if this turns into some embarrassing rom-com nonsense I’m blaming you.”

“Oh it’s already a rom-com, Stevie. You just don’t know it yet.”

Steve sighed, but smiled anyway.

Maybe he did want to know.

[fromdove]

ㅤㅤㅤ ⁞ 𝓙ASON 𝓣ODD

ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝓦HEN 𝓗E'S 𝓘N 𝓛OVE 𝓗EADCANONS !

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— jason todd when he's in love hcs ᵎᵎ ⊹ ࣪ ˖

— jason todd x fem!reader ᵎᵎ ⊹ ࣪ ˖

— count how many times I said "like"..... ⊹ ࣪ ˖

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⤷ like he doesn’t even KNOW he’s in love until someone (probably dick tbh) is like “you know you’re in love right?” and he’s like ????? no i’m not ??? i just care if they’ve eaten and sleep better when they’re around and want to hold their hand until my fingers fall off and think about them when i’m shot. normal

⤷ genuinely forgets to text back but also will fight god if you don’t text him back. but if he does end up texting back ....well. lmao. he texts like a dad. full stops. no emojis. except that one skull he keeps using wrong. he’ll go “that’s funny 💀” after telling you his ribs are broken.

⤷ he’s gruff. sarcastic. blunt. but like. his eyes go soft around you. you could say “i burnt the eggs again” and he’d be like “no u didn’t. they’re just crispy. rustic.” like yes king lie for me

⤷ he gets defensive. like. you mention someone flirting with you and he’s like “who? name? social security number?” and you’re like jason no. and he’s like jason yes

⤷ keeps so many pictures of you on his phone but they’re all like. blurry. low quality. you in his hoodie. your wrist holding a drink. the back of your head. a corner of your mouth. you're not even posing. you're just there

⤷ he doesn’t do pet names. not really. but you get "ma" or “sweetheart” when he’s worried. “doll” when he’s smug. “babe” when he’s teasing. and when he says “hey” in that soft voice when he’s holding you like you’ll disappear. god

⤷ jason’s idea of flirting is bullying. you’ll be like “do i look cute?” and he’s like “you look annoying.” but then he tucks your hair behind your ear with that look in his eyes...that makes u wanna have his babies.

⤷ he says “be safe” like a command (it lwk its..) it’s not “bye,” it’s “text me when you get home.” it’s “call me if anything happens.” if you forget?? he gets quiet. like “i wasn’t worried, i was just… gonna track your phone and kick someone’s ass. anyway.”

⤷ jason's way of saying “i miss you.” is: “you eat today?” he says “your hoodie still smells like you.” he says “my bed’s cold. you suck.” SAME THING.

⤷ won’t take medicine for a cold but will force you to drink electrolytes when you sneeze once. hypocrisy king.

⤷ you accidentally called him “baby” in front of bruce once and he almost died. like. turned into a sick victorian child and needed to lie down

⤷ he’s got a sixth sense for when you’re upset. even if you fake a smile. “you good?” “mhm.” grabs your hand “wanna talk or wanna sit in silence and I hold you?” jason todd you absolute angel beast

⤷ once you started staying over more often, he cleared out a drawer for you. then a shelf. then a toothbrush. he didn’t say anything. you just noticed. he’s making space for you in his life without words

⤷ forehead kisses. shoulder kisses. hand kisses. !!!!!!!!!!

⤷ you come home to him cooking shirtless in the kitchen. tragically dangerous. stupidly hot. there’s a gun next to the garlic bread and he doesn’t see the problem

⤷ sometimes when you laugh too hard, he just stares at you. like it physically hurts how much he loves you.

⤷and when you call him yours?? game over. he acts all cool but inside he’s doing emotional cartwheels. “my jason.” “say that again.” you say it again. he looks down and smiles like a boy who just found his first lucky penny

⤷ he hates when you walk behind him. like don’t do that. come here. he reaches for your hand. always. even if he won’t look at you while he does

⤷ gets a little grumpy when you’re too independent. like he respects it. but he also wants you to lean on him. so badly. so he just. stands there. awkward. “you sure you don’t need help?” and you’re like no and he’s like. ok. fine. and then helps anyway

⤷ if you’re cold he will hand you his jacket but make it weird. like “ugh. take it. before you get sick. not because i like you or anything. shut up.” ok tsundere

⤷ he leaves notes. like little ones. in your bag. on your mirror. “eat something.” “lock the door.” “i love you. don’t freak out.” what do you mean don’t freak out. HELLO??.

⤷ jasons love language: acts of "you'll never know i did it" service

⤷ he’s so soft in the morning. slow voice. messy hair. sleep-drunk and clingy. you try to get up and he wraps his whole body around you like a weighted blanket “5 more minutes.” it’s been 40. he’s not letting go.

⤷ once you called him "husband" as a joke. he choked on air. dropped the glass in his hand. “you can’t just—say things like that.” you’re like “it was a joke chill—” but now he’s looking at you very seriously ... like “...would you?” ;))))). bye.

⤷ reads your books. watches your shows. listens to your music. you ask “do you like it?” and he’s like “eh. it’s ok.” but he knows all the lyrics

⤷ he tries to act unimpressed when you dress up,, “not bad.” but he’s 100% staring like a man who just got punched in the soul. and when someone else notices? he’s right behind you like “they’re taken.” “jason they were just saying i looked nice—” “taken.”

⤷ if you ever hurt yourself, even by accident, even slightly, he looks like he’s gonna cry and fight someone. probably himself. probably the air. genuinely panics. doesn’t matter if it’s a paper cut or a concussion. he’s wrapping your finger like a medic in a war movie. muttering “you gotta be more careful” while pressing a kiss to your knuckles like it’ll keep you safe next time

⤷ when he misses you he gets weird. like “i don’t miss you i’m just in a weird mood.” bro you watched our favourite movie with the captions on while holding my shirt

⤷ he brings you a snack every time he sees you. always. even if it’s just gum or those little mini muffins. if you ask why he’s like “you get cranky” ok so you love me just say that

⤷ he will pretend to hate being called baby but you know the second you whisper it he goes all soft and quiet and he’s like “shut up” but he’s literally smiling into your shoulder

⤷ jason will do this thing where he pretends he’s chill about stuff but you can see his jaw tighten when someone flirts with you,,, “you should’ve seen that guy at the bar—he was totally checking you out” grits teeth “oh. cool.” 3 minutes later: “you know i’d kill for you right?” jason... no one asked dude u cant just say stuff like that outloud in public

⤷ if you fall asleep around him?? he turns into a statue. like he will not move a single muscle. not even to breathe properly. you are sacred. must not disturb

⤷ he’s so grumpy when he’s tired but the second you touch his hair he becomes a sleepy toddler. just melts. leans into you like a big heavy cat

⤷ he’d 100% wear a stupid little bracelet you made him. like with beads and charms and the string fraying. he complains about it constantly. “this is so dumb.” take it off then??? tf.. he never takes it off.

⤷ he buys two of everything you like. one for your place. one for his. “in case you stay over.” ok lover boy

⤷ he folds your laundry without being asked. but don’t expect neat folding. it’s “i threw it into a vague pile and prayed” energy. but he does it. because he saw you were tired.

⤷ he’s a “i made you coffee but don’t say anything about it or i’ll explode” kind of in love

⤷ silent love. loud actions. that’s him. he’ll kiss you on the head and then grunt when you say thank you. you’re welcome?? no. shut up. ok

⤷ he steals your shampoo. he uses your mug. he wears your hoodie and pretends it’s accidental. he wipes your lipstick from your mouth with his thumb and then stares at it like it’s a war wound. he kisses like he’s starving. like he’s trying to feel something through you. like he’s scared he’ll forget what it means to be alive if he doesn’t kiss you now, now, now.

⤷ he keeps a picture of you in his wallet. it's folded and bent and kinda stupid. you’re not even smiling in it. you’re mid-chew. mid-sentence. he says it’s his favorite. he doesn’t show it to anyone.

⤷ dates? ok. well. if you call it that. if you count 3AM diner runs and escaping cops and bleeding together in alleyways “dates.” (jason does. jason absolutely does.) he takes you to hole-in-the-wall places only he knows. he sits in the corner seat facing the door. he shares his fries. he gives you the pickle off his burger and grumbles when you make fun of his tragic bat appetite (black coffee. ketchup. protein bar. existential dread.)

⤷ sometimes he does try. flowers. dinner. something that vaguely resembles romance. but he’s awkward with it. like he’s waiting for a bomb to go off. like he doesn’t believe it’s his. like he thinks if he blinks you’ll vanish. and you’re like “jason. it’s just a tuesday.” and he’s like “yeah. i know. but i wanted to see you smile.”

⤷ walks on the outside of the sidewalk. every time. no comment. no discussion. you move there first? he moves you back. like a puzzle piece. like you belong in his blind spot

⤷ you once called him “jaybird” in front of the batfam and dick choked. jason threw a couch cushion at you. tim still brings it up. he secretly loved it

⤷ he wants to learn you. like. really learn. your moods. your opinions on olives. your sleep schedule. memorizes the way you hum when you're reading. stores it all like evidence of god

⤷ will literally look you in the eyes and say “you’re annoying” but then sit on your bed while you get ready like a very clingy cat. like. you are annoying. but also. please never leave

⤷ bites the inside of his cheek when you cry. wants to say the perfect thing. doesn’t know how. he ends up asking you “you okay?” once. then again. then again but quieter. then again while brushing your hair out of your face. he then offers you his hoodie and muttering “do you wanna hit something or do you wanna eat something” (he's trying <//33)

⤷ lets you play with his hair. but "not because he likes it" (he does he does he does). because you like it. sits still like a big grouchy cat

⤷ also: loves when you braid his hair. won’t admit it. says “i look stupid” but doesn’t take it out. sleeps with it in. you catch him in the mirror admiring it. he’s like “shut up.” ok jason

⤷ he will not tell you what he’s doing but he will do it for you. changed your headlight. restocked your fridge. paid your fine. “don’t worry about it” like ok mafia husband 🙄🙄

⤷ v protective. like obviously. but not in a “i own you” way. more like. “if anyone hurts you i will cease to exist and so will they. not necessarily in that order”

[thursdayg1rl]

well today was . a day I guess

[kxsagi]

HIII this is my first time requesting so😭😭

I was wondering if you could make the bllk boys having a streamer gf who's basically the funniest person ever?? Like she lowkey glazes herself and then the next moment she starts cringing when she sees the "y/n core" videos on tiktok. (You can add any1, just plzlzlzlzl add Hiori, Karasu, n Kaiser!!)

Bonus prompt: maybe streamer reader who still stays up late at night to stream and her bf is so deadass tired of her yelling and screaming in the other side of the room that he comes there and stares at her while the door creaks slowly as she plays horror games. She gets jump scared by her ugly ahh bf /j

“𝐢’𝐦 𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐞𝐝 *𝐝𝐢𝐞𝐬*”

a/n: this had to be one of my favorite requests to write for

and i'm sorry i couldn't figure out a better title idea 💀

ft. hiori yo, karasu tabito, kaiser michael, itoshi rin, itoshi sae, isagi yoichi, shidou ryusei, nagi seishiro

hiori yo

hiori didn’t even realize you were a streamer when he first met you. he just thought you were like, a social butterfly with a particularly aggressive discord server. 

then one night, he saw you on twitch – camera on, screaming over a boss fight, yelling “I GOT THAT DOG IN ME” before immediately dying. you threw your headset across the room. it was love at first sight. 

your duality confuses him so bad. you’ll be on stream going “guys i’m literally a divine being sent by the simulation to enlighten humanity with my content 😋” and then an hour later you’re doomscrolling tik tok whispering, “why did someone make a ‘me-core’ edit using ✨creepy reverb lana del rey audio✨… i don’t even own a taxidermy bunny.” 

hiori has a burner tik tok account where he just likes all your edits. he won’t admit it. but he does. 

if you stream late at night, he always gets up halfway through, rubbing his eyes, looking like a baby panda, and just mumbles “babe… pls… not the five nights at freddy’s mod again…” 

you get jump scared and scream, not because of the game, but because he’s standing in the dark doorway like a victorian child ghost. “you almost made me shit my chair, don’t do that!” “bed. now.” you whine until he drags you off cam by the hoodie. your viewers think it’s romantic. 

karasu tabito

karasu found your stream randomly one night and IMMEDIATELY followed because “wait… why is she kinda insane. i like that.” 

he joins your discord and bullies you lovingly in VC. “yo, did you just hype yourself up and then lose to a 12-year-old in valorant? L-stream, honestly.” “i’m literally god. i am the main character. i could seduce anyone, anytime.” “bold of you to say that while getting shot in the ass by a roblox avatar.” 

but he also unironically thinks you’re the funniest person ever. he clips your dumbest moments and adds meme captions before sending them in your friend group chat. 

every time you find a “[name]-core” tik tok you audibly gag. “WHO MADE THIS. WHY IS IT SLOWED + REVERB. WHY AM I STANDING IN A FIELD. WHY IS THE CAPTION ‘she was soft, but strong’-- I JUST STREAM MINECRAFT.” 

karasu’s like “nah, but they ate with that. that’s exactly your vibe.” he’ll even say that on stream just to watch you suffer. 

during horror streams, he intentionally opens the door and just stands there like a menace with a cup of water. you scream and almost die IRL. “WHY ARE YOU BUILT LIKE A LOUD JUMPSCARE???” “you love me 😌”

kaiser michael

kaiser is an attention whore. the second he found out you had a fanbase, he started doing PR. “this stream would be way better if you had a hot cohost, just saying.” “do you want to play or are you just here to inflate your ego?” “yes.” 

you constantly glaze yourself on cam like “i’m carrying this server. i’m so powerful. how do people even function without me,” and then kaiser strolls in behind you and goes, “hey guys, don’t believe her lies. she just got killed by a goat in-game.” 

your chat LOVES him and it pisses you off. “WHY are y’all saying ‘kaiser nation rise’?? this is MY stream!!” 

he deadass becomes a meme. someone edits him with villain music every time he enters your room while you’re playing horror games. 

you’re about to beat a boss when you hear the door go creeeeeak. kaiser leans in with the most punchable face asking, “need help, champ?” you throw your mouse. 

but also? he tucks you in when you pass out in your gaming chair at 2 AM, muttering “of course she passed out mid-stream again.” turns off your lights and sets an alarm for you. 

you wake up to a note that says “your villain made you breakfast, don’t get used to it 🌹” 

itoshi rin

rin hates stream culture. HATES. IT. he walked into your room one night and heard you go “i’m literally slay-coded and built like a tax return,” and just stood in the doorway like you were a stranger. “what the hell are you talking about.” “it’s for the brand, babe.” 

he’s always muttering under his breath when you’re live. like you’ll be gaming with the mic hot and rin’s just in the back going “why is she screaming like that. it’s a raccoon, not satan.” 

you scream again and he yells back, “IT’S NOT EVEN CHASING YOU.” 

chat lives for it. they call him “the offscreen hater,” and you know someone made a slowed-down tik tok of his blurry silhouette in the background of your cam with the caption “he doesn’t love the world, but he loves her.” you wanted to die. 

sometimes, he just opens your door mid-stream and doesn’t say anything. just stares. and leaves. you get scared every time. 

“guys my boyfriend just jumpscared me more than this entire horror game.” rin offscreen: “skill issue.” 

itoshi sae

sae’s your boyfriend, your mod, your stream saboteur. he’s not even subtle. 

he’ll donate to your stream under fake names like “bankruptcy enjoyer” or “ur bf’s hotter” and say things like “why does she act like she’s funny. someone humble her.” 

you know it’s him. he doesn’t even try to hide it. when you call him out, he just goes, “prove it. court of law style.” 

sae walks in when you’re in full hype mode yelling “I’M A NATIONAL TREASURE,” and he just raises an eyebrow like, “they lied to you.” 

he takes photos of you mid-stream while you’re frozen mid-yell or making some cursed expression and sends them to the group chat. “can someone please take her internet away.” 

during your horror streams, he’ll open the door just to toss something into the room, like a pillow or sock, and you’ll scream and fall off your chair. he’s laughing like a proud gremlin. “you’re the worst!” “and yet you keep letting me in.” 

isagi yoichi

isagi is the sweetest mod to ever exist. he’s there in chat cleaning up spam, pinning your donation goals, hyping you up like “SHE’S GOT THIS 🔥” every time you enter a boss fight. 

he also helps you review VODs and timestamps your funniest moments. he’s invested in your stream like it’s the world cup. 

you’ll be gassing yourself up like “i’m the blueprint, i’m the moment, i’m the–” and isagi’s in chat like “YOU ARE 🫡.” 

but then… you find a “[name]-core” video with melancholic lofi and black-and-white clips of you saying things like “i think my toaster’s gaslighting me” and you spiral. 

isagi tries so hard not to laugh. “i mean… it is kinda deep if you think about it.” 

he’s so sleep-deprived because of your night streams. there was one time you screamed during a horror game and he ran in half-asleep, baseball bat in hand, yelling “WHO’S HERE?! WHO HURT YOU?!” 

it was just a pixel zombie. you peed a little from laughing. 

shidou ryusei

shidou would rather die than miss one of your streams. he doesn’t even care about the gameplay, he’s there for the chaos. 

every time you start acting delulu, he matches your energy like “YEAH SHE’S A GODDESS, ALL HAIL HER.” “i will smite you, shidou.” “okay mommy 🥴” 

he hijacks your streams. if you don’t lock your door, he’s bursting in with a red bull and climbing onto your bed in the background like a jungle gym. 

one time he scared the life out of you by opening your window mid-stream while you were playing a horror game. you screamed and accidentally headbutted your mic. 

chat was crying laughing. someone made a gif of it and called it “shidou jumpscare arc.” 

he once made a “[name]-core” video entirely in capcut. it had stick figures, comic sans captions like “crazy but hot,” and explosion sound effects. it went viral. you’ve never recovered. 

nagi seishiro

nagi watches your stream like it’s bedtime ASMR. you’ll be yelling and raging and he’s just lying there on your floor with a blanket over his head, unbothered. “mm, background noise. nice.” 

he likes when you hype yourself up. you’ll go “i’m literally cracked” and he’ll mumble, “you are. carry me next game, yeah?” 

if you’re still streaming when he’s trying to sleep, he’ll get up slowly, peek into your room like a zombie, and just stand in the doorway. not blinking. silent. “is… is that my boyfriend or the grudge?” you get scared every single time. he finds it funny in a deadpan way. “you’re so jumpy. wow. embarrassing.” 

one night you were crying-laughing at a “[name]-core” tik tok where someone said “her voice sounds like unmedicated lightning,” and nagi, without even opening his eyes, went, “that’s kinda accurate.” 

you slapped him with a pillow mid-stream. 

© 𝐤𝐱𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐢

[yeahxsurexokay13]

mum's favourite, lando norris

part 1 | part 2

summary lando's a family friend until proven guilty (which it might be getting close to)

warnings time skip between race weekends.

gridgossip

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gridgossip Spotted 👀 Lando Norris enjoying some downtime in Monaco ahead of this weekend's Grand Prix with a familiar face in the passenger seat…

The passenger in question is none other than Y/n Y/l, daughter of Sky Sports' Carolyn West (aka 'F1's favourite paddock mum'). And yes, that's the same Y/n who celebrated her birthday with Norris and friends just 10 days ago.

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user1 oh so the birthday hangout wasn't just a one time thing huh👀

user2 I think I need to lie down...

user3 we wrote her off as a love interest way too soon i fear and that's on us

user4 someone go back and study every interaction they've ever had. timeline reconstruction begins NOW. everybody get to work‼️

user5 suddenly that suitcase makes a lot more sense🤔🤔🤔

user6 i read someone say she wasn't flying back home before monaco but I didn't consider what she'd be doing or like where she'd be staying lmao now we know 🙃​

user7 um... why does this feel illegal to look at?

user8 HOW did this happen right in front of our eyes without anyone noticing???

user9 Carolyn West you've got some explaining to do...

user10 family friend until proven guilty 🤫

user11 which we might be getting close to

user12 @/user10 i mean my mum has a lot of friends and none of their sons are driving me around Monaco shirt unbuttoned. so.

20 May 2025

carolynwest_ ✓

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carolynwest_ Back on the top step and what a place to do it 👏

Always a privilege to witness your journey and celebrate moments like this @/lando.

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user1 THE!! CAPTION!! I. AM. IN. TEARS.

user2 a happy boy!!! 😍🧡

y/n.y/l 🕊️​

user11 ??? EXPLAIN

user12 respectfully ma'am what exactly is your relationship to the monaco gp winner 🧍‍♀️

user3 no because she's genuinely so proud of him 😭😭😭😭

user4 yn confirmed behind the camera of a carolyn x lando pic again (!!!!!!)

user5 how do u know? it's just a shadow. could be literally anyone

user4 bc she posted a story of her mum mid interview and if you zoom in you can see landos logo on the cap lol

user5 how even did u see that? 💀

user4 .....because im unwell

user6 Look at that smile 😍😍😍😍

user7 🥺🥺 this is sooooo cute!!!!

lando ✓ appreciate you always ❤️

user11 i can't explain it but this relationship is so pure and so important to me

user8 LANDINHOOOOOO❤️

user9 THATS OUR RACE WINNER 🧡🫡

user10 and if i say the carolyn & lando pics are my favourite thing about the lando wins then what????

user12 then you'd be SO right bestie

25 May 2025

gridgossip

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gridgossip Fans were missing Y/n Y/l in the paddock yesterday, but it looks like she made it just in time for race day 👀

She was seen arriving at the Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya earlier this morning alongside Lando Norris and members of his family. No official confirmation on anything (yet), but this definitely doesn't look like just a casual visit to see mum at work…

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user1 i agree. this is definitely not visiting mummy at work anymore 😭😭

user2 it's looking more like vip guest status now lol

user3 this isn't even subtle anymore 💀

user11 i swear i hadn't seen this girl on my tl so much before this season and now she's everywhere wtf😭

user12 must be how lando and her managed to keep this under wraps so well… we weren't even looking at her twice last year

user4 she disappeared for two days and came back with LANDO'S FAMILY i'm shaking

user5 honestly I'm just mad she didn't post her paddock fit. this is betrayal.

user6 just casually arriving with the norris family like it's nothing... ok girl go off ig

user7 she's not posting because SHE is the content this weekend i'm afraid

user8 if this is the soft launch… i'm terrified of what the hard launch will do to me guys

user9 safe to say the suitcase has completed its tour

user10 the 'mummy works in F' excuse wearing a little thin yn

user11 that big ass suitcase always at the scene of crime 🤣

1 June 2025

[racew1nn3rs]

─ 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘪𝘪. (𝘯𝘰 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳) ⛵️

⤷ summary: miami and monaco. just lando being horribly down bad and y/n being at her wits end. poor oscar just can't escape the train wreck that is two losers with feelings and zero (0) emotional competency .

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mclaren sorry to report that the only good thing about miami was the weather! (and the celebrities)

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user1 it's okay admin, you can say the car was shit

mclaren yeah the car was shit

user2 mclaren team is cursed i fear

mclaren alr where my witch baddies at? please unhex us pls pls pls

user3 uhm!!!????

mclaren desperate times desperate measures and all that jazz

user4 normal people: oh no the car is bad. yn: we're cursed for generations to come ☹️

landonorris i didn't get to meet shakira, what's the point of going on living

mclaren there is none! kys

landonorris oh wow

user5 nahhhh she gettin fired 💀

user6 not a single photo with lando's face 😭

user7 boohoo ☺️ OSCAR FANS, THEY BROKE BUT WE UP ‼️‼️‼️

user6 ok enough

landonorris post me challenge (difficult)

mclaren uh no (: go talk to hr bro we do not careeeeeee

user8 this beef is crazy, yall havent made up yet

user9 DOES ANYONE EVEN KNOW WHY THEYRE BEEFING 😭

oscarpiastri yeah

mclaren hey oscar! great race

oscarpiastri don't ever lie to my face like that again

maxfewtrell gonna build the car myself at this point

user10 i see a podium in our future everyone say thank you max

user11 y/n livestream when 😔

ynusername (;

user11 WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

user12 lando and admin flirting again, who could've guessed

user13 ... she told him to kill himself

user14 the enemies to lovers is enemying 🤩

user13 yeah, it's giving enemies to lovers but no lovers only murder

mclaren truth.

user12 ARIANA WHAT ARE YOU DOING HWRE

user15 mclaren, fire everyone and hire y/n as the engineer/ strategist/ driver/ pit crew/ pr

mclaren we winning 🥱

oscarpiastri you'd be the only one finishing cause everyone else would die ☝🏻

mclaren shut the fuck up oscar 🙄

user16 flying cars they said 😔

mclaren how the mighty have fallen

user17 WE THE BEST TEAM ON THE GRIDDDD YUHHH

mclaren i'm gonna hold your hand while i say this

user18 it's been 20 years since i've seen my husband 😞 (admin won't post pictures of lando anymore)

mclaren your husband is ugly as fuck

landonorris what the fuck!

mclaren get off your phone loser

user19 full oscar picture when (i'mbeg ging you please i needg it nowe)

mclaren BAD DOG DOWN OMFG

lilyzneimer i would argue you were the best part of miami

mclaren YOU ARE SO FINE YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEAUTIFUL GIRL 🤭

oscarpiastri GET AWAY FROM HER YOU FREAK 🤺

user20 y/n being unprofessional on the team page, who's shocked

mclaren and the world kept spinning

user21 we all know who was really shit here (looking at you lando)

mclaren it's not funny when you do it.

landonorris when she defends you 🥴

mclaren i'm telling a trusted adult danielricciardo

danielricciardo what the fuck makes you think i can be trusted

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The image flickered onto the screen as the broadcast began. Lando, clothed comfortably in sweats, a cap, and his streaming headphones, looked briefly off camera to where his guests sat waiting to be introduced.

He glanced up at Streamlabs and was shocked to see he had upwards of 30,000 viewers. He had only just started the stream and many people had likely not even gotten the Twitch notification yet. He shook off his shock and plastered on his usual smirk.

Everything is fine. I am totally and completely fine.

"Welcome, welcome. How are you all doing today? There's a lot of people here already. What's the special occasion guys?" He joked, being met with a scoff from the girl to his left.

Everything is not fine at all.

Lando almost never felt nervous when he would stream. After all, he was just playing game with his friends, the chat comments streaming through at a speed he could barely read. Even then, being in Formula One for so long meant he was used to being watched, his every little move being observed nearly constantly since his debut in 2019.

And yet all it took was her presence and suddenly he was nervous. His palms were sweaty, his heart was beating at a mile a minute- honestly you would think he were racing. How could he be expected to be funny and charming when she was here. She never seemed to struggle much in the department. It was almost entirely natural for her. Being perfect was like breathing air to Y/n he suspected.

As he watched the chat messages stream past even quicker on his monitor, he finally caught Oscar's gaze out of the corner of his eye. The younger man quirked a brow at him. What's your problem? His teammate seemed to say. He ignored him. Stupid Oscar and his stupid opinions and his stupid, uncomplicated love life. Lando envied the Australian most days, but now he just wanted to punch him straight in the jaw.

"Alright, it seems like most people are here already, so I'll just get started. I'm sure you're all wondering who my special guests are. The suspense must be killing you surely," He teased his audience. He ignored the completely accurate guesses in his chat.

Was he so predictable that it could be assumed it was either his teammate, Y/n, or Max were his special guests? Or was this a more unfortunate warning sign that he was just plain old boring.

"Seems like most people in chat were smart enough to figure it out! Please give a warm welcome to my guests! The lovely, stunning, awe-inspiring Y/n!" He cheered as the girl groaned, rolling her chair forward so she was behind him and within the frame of the camera.

"Oh and also Oscar's here," Lando added boredly, voice almost entirely monotone. Oscar scoffed loudly and he shot into frame kicking Lando's chair roughly, almost knocking him over and startling a laugh out of the girl behind them.

"Your an asshole mate," Oscar scoffed. Lando didn't hear him. The melodic laughing in his ear from Y/n was quite frankly the only sound his brain could process.

Who knew a laugh could sound so beautiful.

Who knew I could be so god damn embarrassing, Lando thought miserably.

"Guys do you see what I have to put up with!? How I get any shit done around here is a wonder," Y/n scoffed, "Anyways, welcome everybody, this is my stream now." Lando squawked indignantly.

"Excuse you, your in my home!"

"Yeah, unfortunately," she muttered with an eye roll and Oscar laughed.

"You should be grateful! Although these aren't the circumstances I was hoping to have you here under for the first time," Lando said with a completely unsubtle wink.

Y/n grimaced and Oscar doubled over with the force of his laughter.

"Viewers I am so sorry, please leave now, I have no way to muzzle him and apparently I can't sensor him," Y/n scowled.

"I fear he might enjoy that," Oscar muttered with a shake of his head.

Oh you motherfucker, Lando thought. Talk about subtle.

"If it was you, I probably would," Lando said to the girl and she planted her palm into the center of his face and shoved him lightly.

"Oh gross, cooties or STDs or whatever it is you men carry," Y/n shook her hands off and fake gagged.

"EXCUSE ME!" Lando shouted as Oscar nearly fell out of his chair.

"You're excused!"

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Y/n was holding on to her sanity by a thread. Or whatever was smaller than a thread... a hair or something. They had been answering fan questions for nearly 15 minutes already and Lando had decided today would be the day he would do nothing but flirt with her incessantly. He was like a child with a question or dog with a bone; He wouldn't let it the fuck go.

The sound of text-to-speech beginning dragged Y/n out of her thought spiral.

"Lando, what is your favorite video you've ever filmed?" The question asked.

Oh brother, Y/n thought. She looked at Oscar and he only laughed. How helpful.

"Probably the water TikTok challenge," Oscar hummed in agreeance.

"Why?" Y/n asked in confusion. She realized belatedly that asking Lando anything right now was probably a bad idea. She had set herself up this time.

"I don't know, I'm just a personal fan of anything that involves your hands in my hair," He smirked and she rolled her eyes. Her stomach flipped as she looked at his eyes. How could such a stupid, stupid man have such nice eyes (and lips, and teeth, and-).

"Well that's interesting," She smirked back, leaning her body toward him, ignoring the way she was blushing down to her chest. Her ears felt hot. It was hard to focus when she felt like she was burning alive, an unfortunate side effect that seemed to come with the irritating Brit in front of her.

"That was my favorite too," she added and Lando's eyes widened. Oscar looked at her in confusion over Lando's head.

"Really?" Lando asked, suprise clear in his voice. His smirk fell away for only a moment, but it was long enough for Y/n to notice.

Poor little Lando Norris, she thought. A bit too easy to read, this one.

"Yep," she grinned, before letting her face fall. "I'm a big fan of anything that means I can drown you." She responded in a monotone voice. Oscar cackled. The poor guy had hardly been asked any questions. Y/n found she didn't feel too bad anyway. The asshole was enjoying her suffering far too much.

Y/n knew the chat was going wild at their interactions, but she didn't really find herself caring. Maybe this was a bad look from a PR stand point, but then again didn't they always say "any press is good press."

Y/n wondered if the idiots who said that had ever had an inappropriate attraction to their asshole of a coworker, who just so happened to be public figure with fans who were becoming more aware of the tension with every day that interacted.

Probably fucking not.

Y/n watched as Lando's faux upset face cracked into a smile as he began to laugh heartily. She couldn't help but smile. Y/n was finding it hard to hold onto whatever grudge she had before. Maybe Lando Norris and his perfect smile, and his stupid jokes and his charming attitude weren't all that bad. Maybe, just maybe.

But they had absolutely no affect on her. None at all.

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user22 damn he took out my girl mid-sentence 😔

user23 Y/N POSTED LANDO?? AM I DREAMING?? AM I HAVING A STROKE??? OH GOD AM I DEAD

user24 girl calm the fuck down

user25 DOES THIS MEAN THE BEEF IS OVER

ynusername yes! (he has a gun to my head)

user26 LANY/N SHIPPERS WE RISE ONCE MORE

user27 get it together, they've posted together ONCE

user28 is lany/n in the room with us

user29 "lando and y/n getting along isn't real, it can't hurt you!" OH REALLY

landonorris i had other plans but i cancelled them to be your tour guide, you're welcome

ynusername me when i fucking lie

oscarpiastri do my eyes decieve me

ynusername shut up oscar

landonorris yeah shut up oscar

user30 couples that fight their friend together, stay together

ynusername i can and will block you 😃

user30 oh.

oscarpiastri no it's fine i didn't want to be invited

oscarpiastri i totally hate the ocean, it's not like i surf or anything

oscarpiastri looks boring, would've hated to go on a boat

landonorris other than the fact that i lost my flip flop in the ocean, it was fun i guess

user31 good job lando this came off exactly as nonchalant as you hoped king

ynusername HAHA LOSER YOU LOST YOUR SHOE

oscarpiastri I LOST SOMETHING ONCE 😞

user32 close enough, welcome back brocedes

ynusername literally what is the correlation here

user32 idk leave me alone

user33 um so this is actually insane

user34 i screamed so loud my neighbors called the cops because they thought i was being murdered

user35 can you be normal

user36 this might be the first original experience

user35 no, not original, just embarrassing

user37 i want to be excited about this but it feels so sinister

ynusername good, it should be

maxfewtrell never in my 23 years of living could i have expected this (lando messaged me to tell me what he was doing today)

user38 posting a comment is optional

maxfewtrell i have fomo, can i live

user39 lany/n shippers all around the world cheered

user40 oh you different friend!

user41 onto something ❌ on something ✅

user42 and the crowd is... the crowd is leaving??

user43 my crew lets go

user44 "war is over" we all say in unison

oscarpiastri not likely 💀

user23 HELLO OMFHADFSLJ

danielricciardo oh so you can hang out with him in monaco but not with me

ynusername sorry babygirl 😔 i didn't mean to abandon you

danielricciardo ew never fucking mind

maxverstappen1 i live in monaco too! hope this helps

ynusername i knew that already! hope this helps

maxverstappen1 oh.

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