#yes im still talking about bf taylor

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shes giving bf taylor

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matt murdock is soooooooo taylor swift coded

wait,, you and matt are lover coded..???!? i cannot make this up!! okay but im in my matt feels so this is ur fault (in the best way possible) ari!!!🥹🫶🏻 a few bf hcs for the matt enthusiasts out there!

after a long day at work you'd go to a local diner together and yes the fool is blind but he would sooo be lovesick just head tilted in your direction with a gentle side smile!! he'd be so enamoured by your very being

:] -> that's his face as you talk about your day and he'd just be nodding, "mhm, mhm" *proceeds to stuff his mouth full of fries and still makes sounds of acknowledgment*

don't get me started on how much he'd whine when you both would have to depart from each other like it'd literally start the moment you try to get out of bed

he'd be pouting and just mumble in his morning voice,, "wait, where are you going?"

and you're like?!1?1 work? hello!!

the type of bf to be like "let's just stay in bed for five more minutes" and then 5 minutes go by,, 10,, 15. before you know it your both late to work and foggy is just scolding matt abt how he can't keep pullin this lovey dovey shit!

pillow talk for daysssssss. his hands would just be grasping at the plush and curve of your waist, hands, face, carding through your hair.

basically he is a slut for physical touch and just the feeling of his skin against yours (not even in a sexual manner) - it brings him back down to earth. especially after a rough night of being a vigilante.

totally would just be so enraptured by you and everything you are as you begin to doze off. butterflies soaring in the depths of his belly, heart and starry eyed type beat.

like oh wait,, that's my partner,, all mine,, and they love me back??? oh!!! oh they are so astoundingly breathtaking. (basically the OPPOSITE of what edward cullen did baickwlwl)

he'd call you on your work breaks, even if it's just for a moment like it would go a lil something like this:

"...hey honey :)"

"hi baby, is everything okay?!"

"oh,,yea! just wanted to hear your voice :) i miss you"

"matt,, i miss you too. i love you, yeah?"

like stop he is so bbg i could actually cry my heart is so💔💔💔 !!!

i just feel like he'd love so deeply once he realises the person that is infront of him?, is his?? like he'd be so mesmerised and willing to finally just accept it all.

essentially he would remind you every single moment he could of his unexpandable adoration he holds for you. he would guard you, protect you if it meant his life was to be put on the line.

i just see him loving without shackles and boundaries,, obviously it would take some time to turn that corner. but once he hits it, really lets it sink in - what is infront of him - his person?!? like you are entirely his to desire, to treasure and be with. well let's just say bf!matt would not hold back😔💘

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hi !!! i’m not sure if you’ll remember but the ask talking about the 1 and the titles of the star crossed chapters (i think i sent it like two or three weeks ago??) was me from a diff account AND i just want to say i love star crossed too much im so sad its ending 🙁 and i’m super interested in a gyuvin spin off if you end up writing one LET MY BF BE HAPPY ‼️❤️

I ALSO WANTED TO SAY i really admire how you write youre so talented!!❤️‍🩹

HEYYYY i was so happy that someone noticed the taylor swift lyrics 😭😭 and yes i promise u your bf gyuvin is gonna be happy (SOMEDAY 😜) AND THANK YOU i’m really glad that you enjoy my writing style although i still struggle with some usage of words and just the grammar overall english can be really hard 😞

im also sad that starcrossed is ending but it’s really my first time trying out smau’s so i didn’t intend for it to be a long series!! but since there are a lot of gyuvin enthusiasts i’m happy to make a book 2 of starcrossed 🥰

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I wish Taylor would tell her fans to stop thinking about her exes so much, like I know some of them cannot break the habit and it's like a ritual conversation which is comforting but still. Since she's into telling her fans off for being wrong and controlling her and living through her and pretending they can predict her, and pretending she doesn't care about things she does care about she can call out the Swifties who have so many hours in a day to talk about a guy who does not matter and hasn't matter for a while now. It's sad how some fans see everything she does as being about some guy she used to love. A creative person can do things for fun, nobody thinks about people who used to be in their lives that much. Not people as busy as Taylor for sure. We are not in the post-exe times. Not everything is about him.

Yup yup definitely, the weeks after her breakup with Joe was confirmed were sooo hellish for me, many of the biggest blogs I followed openly spewing such vitriol towards him or coming up with condescending nicknames like ‘joebless’ and ‘yb’ and while I would expect smth like this from tiktok swiftie to see this on tumblr dot com in the year of our lord 2024???? I rlly thought most of us would be above this but guess not. I agree that she’s dated some more than questionable men in the past but that doesn’t mean they’re always at fault and even after so long London was released, no one seemed all that apologetic for the way they behaved OR WORSE cherry picked parts of the song to further bash joe. Like this is straight up mean girl behaviour/bullying!!!! yall are being awful ppl!!!!!!!!! Does your fave rlly mean that much to u??

I’ve seen some ppl say it’s good that she’s telling fans off abt trying to control what she can or cannot do, and I don’t necessarily disagree but I think there’s more nuance to it. When it comes to the Vienna incident, yes I totally get it, ppl shouldn’t have been pressuring her to speak up etc. My problem is when people lump things like her matty healy fling into this kind of take-no-shit attitude, or her private jet emissions (again, there’s nuances, im not saying she should auction her jet off or smth lmao).

So given how outspoken she’s been this past year I don’t understand why she doesn’t tell swifties to back off abt her exes? I suppose one possible explanation is that she doesn’t mind it/likes it, esp with the way she’s been so heavily incorporating Travis into her brand, like she does his archer pose during midnight rain part of the tour nowadays right? Personally (I a random person don’t know the inner workings of her brain, this is just my opinion/inference) I think she plays up this whole ex bashing thing/being cosy with her current bf etc to stay relevant/trendy? It gives ppl smth to talk about, gush over on social media so it increases her engagement with the younger, more immature gen z tiktok demographic. The reason why this all feels a little disingenuous to me is cuz she’s never played up her relationship on tour like this, certainly not to this extent, and idk if it’s a result of parasocial relationships or if she’s doing stuff like this to strengthen those relationships.

Whatever it is, yep fans should separate the art from the muse, but im also not sure how much it actually bothers her as long as it keeps her on top of her game

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ok now i can’t sleep and im thinking about my songs so lemme just rank them rq from most to least unhinged

1. Love Her (denial version original)

writing a song about what a good bf your ex’s best friend is to his gf (who you’re also friends with) and how you want more than anything to be loved like that and then following it with “no i don’t want him, god knows he’s like a brother”???? INSANE

2. Mr Luxury

this is LITERALLY a song about shifting to the hunger games to get absolutely railed by marvel. i am not joking. the line “lookin a lot like your mama but you’re not fakin” fucks yes that is a when harry met sally reference duh

3. Egotistical Maniac

it’s lowk giving badly written tiktok industry plant but that’s ok. pretty much me just calling my ex a bitch for two minutes straight which i mean i fw it. specifically by saying that all the asshole characters he played were just method acting lmao. ngl “i’m not your manic pixie or sorority whore” kinda ate

4. Double Agent

essentially writing a modern day better than revenge about someone you thought was your friend dating your ex after she told you he was a total asshole and you had stayed up all night giving her all the tea and talking shit about him together is crazy bro

5. Love Her (rewritten)

you know what’s slightly less insane than writing a song where you’re in denial of your feelings for your ex’s best friend and saying he’s like a brother to you, but is still pretty insane? finally accepting those feelings and admitting that you actually probably had a crush on him even when you were with your ex. “he was everything i wanted you to be”????? ohmygod???? rip “they were everything i wanted us to be” tho gone but not forgotten

6. Gasoline

ok this one literally started a full on tumblr war so it has to be pretty high lmao. writing a topper thornton kinnie song and then getting accused of plotting literal arson bcuz metaphors don’t exist apparently is literally insane bro

7. Dolls

literally just me calling out my shitty ex friends (and also kinda my ex as well) writing about the worst fucking car ride of my life trying to drive while keeping them from murdering each other

8. Muse

Muse is so beautiful and poetic and one of my personal favorite songs of mine but it’s still batshit insane okay. yes this is about the best friend from Love Her. this literally features some of my best lines of all time like “you’re more to me than beautiful revenge” basically saying my feelings are genuine and not fabricated to get back at my ex, and “your market is my allergen” which is a double entendre with both a very deep, poetic, SAD meaning and also a very stupid, kinda funny one lol. basically saying i don’t know how to start a relationship and appeal to men without seducing them but he’s so innocent and pure that would never even appeal to him, maybe if this actually worked out i could have found someone that actually likes me for me and not my body (it’s giving we’ll never have sex by leith ross), but then also the fact that we literally met in a show where my character sold nuts and and he has a nut allergy irl LMAO IM A FUCKING GENIUS

9. Favorite Song

asking out a guy that i worked with at taco bell to enchanted by taylor swift and then getting rejected and writing a song about it filled with references to enchanted was wild what else can i say

10. Emerald City

ok I’ve hardly written ANY of this but the concept is just insane. liking a guy who doesn’t know you exist in middle school, and then dating two of his friends only to catch feelings for him again after??? wild. (different friend group than the Love Her friend group btw, these are all guys from HS and Love Her and beyond happened the summer after HS). and then writing a song essentially calling him the scarecrow for mindlessly following your ex, the tin man, who’s missing a heart (empathy) as he’s notorious for mistreating, manipulating, and even assaulting girls and then calling your OTHER ex the cowardly lion for still staying friends with the tin man instead of saying fuck this shit is honestly iconic. this was the original homie hopper anthem. Emerald City WALKED so Love Her and Muse could RUN

11. Summer Whatever

my first song so you kinda gotta cut me some slack and yes ive edited that line but still having the line “maybe we’ll forget each other’s names by september, or maybe I’ll see you at the end of the aisle” is CRAZY. why were there so many references to marriage for a guy I’d dated for two weeks???? i mean there only two marriage references but still TWO TOO MANY!!!!!

12. Scarlet Letter

this one was supposed to have multiple verses (that i probably will end up writing eventually) but has only had the first verse, which is about Love Her/Muse guy lmao, and the chorus for like a year and a half. basically came about by me going “huh, i only ever write songs (besides Emerald City) about four guys - mainly my ex, but also his aforementioned best friend, and two of my guy best friends both of which i had been in awkward situationships with. and i was like yk what i wrote pretty much a whole album about my ex (who i literally only dated for two weeks), let’s show these others guys some love with a song just for the three of them lol. and what did they have in common? oh yea, literally all of their names started with the letter A, thus Scarlet Letter was born. “turn me on like a battery” cuz it’s triple A???? genius. mad genius, but genius.

13. Thirteen Again

this is actually really deep and about the oversexualisation of young girls, specifically around puberty age, but more specifically about the fact that i had recently found out the lead singer of my favorite band at the time was a pedophile so i decided to make a fake profile of photos of me from middle school and early high school to catfish him and catch him in the act LMAO. he left me on read.

14. Coincidence

this one really isn’t that crazy, just kinda your run of the mill giddy crushy song, but i barely knew this guy lmao. between drunk texting him at 4am, bringing his mom coffee, and offering to let him stay with me when he crashed his car, i probably came off way too strong

15. Ninth Street

ok im realizing i have too many songs to rank all of them so this is gonna be the last one and it’ll just be a top 15 list lol but this is still pretty unhinged. literally me staying with my sister last summer when she was going thru her first real breakup and being like “hey this seems a little too familiar” cuz it was so similar to the shit that had happened to me the year before and writing an entire song about it and then not being able to come up with a title and literally just using her street name is so fucking chaotic also very diedrich knickerbocker from headless coded lmao. not to mention the fact that the exact same shit happened this summer too?!?! this song is so long already, ts is gonna be the next all too well (10 minute version) istg

“i feel stupid saying i had visions, him as our best man” is the most fucking BATSHIT INSANE lyric i have ever written in my LIFE. it doesn’t sound that bad out of context, like oh u were dating a guy and imagined what it would be like to marry him and have his best friend be ur best man, whatever, right. except for the fact that it’s about a guy i dated for TWO WEEKS in a song about how i was jealous of his best friend and his girlfriend at the time bcuz my ex never was as affectionate or sweet or attentive to me as his best friend was to his ex, only for me to realize hm maybe that’s not the only reason that seeing said best friend be so affectionate to a girl bothered me and then realizing i was in deep deep denial by writing a song saying he was “like a brother” to me meanwhile the entire rest of the song is talking about how i want a boyfriend like him and to be loved like that only to crush on him for eight months and then when im finally over him suddenly remember he exists a year later lmao. like i was like “i miss u sooooo much why’d u leave me no im not in love with ur best friend haha i wanted him to be our best man even tho this entire song is about how seeing him with his gf makes me want to die” FERAL

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join me as i watch the lego batman movie for the first time (yes i’m late but fuck you)

JOKER I LOVE YOU

why did i recognize the calendar man bc of starkid-

“but all i’m getting is this hold music!i love it” YES

the joker is gay say it with me

wiat why do we give a ahit about the mayor

OH AHIT ITS BRUCE WAYNE-I MEAN BATMAN

“always bet on black”-batman whilst wearing a blonde wig,not surprised tbh

WHY IS BATMAN AND THE JOKER SO GAY

LIKE THE WHOLE “i’m fine with you fighting other people but-“ THEYRE BOYFRIENDS

“are you saying there nothing special about our relationship” JESUS CHRIST THEYRE NOT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE IT

petition to have superhero movies all be lego

j bird is my official name for the joker now

“batman doenst do ships” bitch tell that to your fandom

“there is no us” “batman and joker are not a thing “ THE WAY THE JOKER SHAKES HIS HEAD AND TEARS UP

GIVE THIS CRIMINAL A HUG

“i don’t need you” HE NEEDS YOU THO BATS ,WHY ARE YOU BREAKING UO WITH YOUR BOYFRIEND

“you mean nothing to me” JOKERS LIPS QUIVERING IM GONNA CRY HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH

i’m 12 minutes in i-

i like to think that while everyone is praising batman joker is crying to taylor swift

“i love you more than my kids “ i didn’t know my parents were in this movie

why did i think when he asked where the orphanage was that he was gonna either set it on fire or beat up the orphans-

IS THAT ROBIN

“take care of your abs” gonna write that on my wall

aw the kid with the glasses that i think is robin didn’t get anything but still loves the rich asshole

“what’s the password “ “iron man sucks” THEY WENT THERE AND I LOVE THEM FOR THAT

i mean i agree

did he pull that out is his pocket??

is he wearing a fucking THONG

why is the lighting so good it’s a fucking lego movie

ok but the silence after the loud atmosphere to show his loneliness is so good and smart??

is he laughing at what i think is a sad scene

batman honey you can take off your mask y’know

like you’re at your house you can be yourself

hes talking to his parents aw

DID HE KICK ALFRED INTO THE FUCKING PIANO BY ACCIDENT??

JESUS CHRIST THAT GIVES ME A BIGGER REASON TO BE AFRAID OF HIM

why is this so fuxking meta i love it

“don’t you think it’s time to face your greatest fear?” ”snakes?” “ no” “clowns?” “no”

batman how are you afraid of your boyfriend

SNAKE CLOWNS OML

“nope now it’s snake clowns bc you put that idea in my head” same

“you’re gonna have a great time!” “nonono” “you might meet some new people “ “nonono” “you could even make some new friends!” “nONONONONONONO-“ why is this me

did he beatbox no

OML TUXEDO DRESSING PARTY

the only party i wnat to go to honestly

why do all of his tuxedos really suck

“superman gets it,why can’t batman” *sinks into his chair* your honour give him a hug

“you deserve better than batman” HARLEY BE SPEAKING FACTS

joker is so upset

joker would like olivia rodrigo and blast good 4 u and favorite crime CHANGE MY MF MIND

WHY IS VOLDY THERE

oh god what’s his idea

“he’s the greatest orphan of all time!” why is he actually right

in every batman movie we see his parents die

he’s become an orphan so many times it’s ridiculous

“i’m just so jazzed to meet you”

JAZZED??

oml bruce just said it

robin with eyeliner oml

BRUCE YOU HAVE A BF WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING AT

ok she’s badass

IS THE JOKER ACTUALLY SURRENDERING WAIT

“apapapapapapa” “you run and i catch you” theyre boyfriends carol

“you were right.there is no us” in any other movie this would be an emotional scene but in this movie it’s a VERY EMOTIONAL scene

but joker is right

his plans often have a back up taht is literally him getting captured so why not just surrender

is he actually saying blink

why do i love him and kinda relate to him

“i just wanna go to arkham and pay for all my crimes” bitch who are you trying to fool

still love him

“BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK BLINK-“

joker is an anime girl confirmed

“i’m of the menu! you won’t get to fight *this* anymore” is he calling himself a snack

“riddle me this!WHAT JUST HAPPENED” i love the riddler

OK WIAT EVERYTHING WHEN DARK BC NOTHING MATTERS TO HIM BUT THE POLICE CAR WITH THE JOKER AND JOKER HIMSELF ARE STILL COLORFUL

DO I SENSE THAT BATMAN ACTUALLY DOES LOVE JOKER BUT SIMPLY JUST IS IN DEEP DENIAL HMM??

“no more crime!” are they actually that stupid? do they really think that all crime is over? even though someone new could spawn ??

aw the soft music when it shows robin being adorable and bruce realizing he has to raise him is actually so wholesome

“and i must say,i’ve grown rather fond of the young lad” same alfred,same

he’s saying hello to the table protect this angel at all costs

“i’ve always wanted one of those” can i give him a hug

i love robin sm

“don’t call me dad” “okay papa”

HE CALLED HIM DAD AND BATMAN DIDNT OBJECT TO IT IM GONNA CRY

he’s proud of him i’m actually going to cry

DAMMIT YOU RUINED IT

harley is such a queen

JESUS THEY ACTUALLY BROUGHT ALL THE VILLAINS I

VOLDYS HERE

“with an eye for jewellery” y e s

NO SHIT THEYRE POWERFUL

“ask your nerd friends” what if you are the nerd friend

“actually this is pretty terrifying bat-dad” i love him so fucking much

“where’s homeboys bat cave” i wnat this on my wall

“are you trying to tell me bruce wayne is batman

‘s roommate?” I LOVE THIS SM

“i’m rubbing my butt all over your stuff” “we’re gonna have to rename this the butt-mobile” why is he like this

YES ALFRED JOIN THEM

unironically alfred is such a fucking badass

them dissing suicide squad i love it

bitvh there was an entire trilogy to destroy sauron you do not have time to destroy it NOW

his autopilot oml

HE CALLED ALFRED GRANDPA IM GONNA CRY

“endgame is the biggest crossover” what’s THIS THEN HMM

NO

NO ALFRED CANT DIE

oh thank gods

alfreda british insults are iconic

“have you realized you have never said the words i hate you joker?”

mf they’re not even trying to hide it are they

WHY IS THIS SO GAY

LIKE WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT

THEYRE CHEERING FOR THEM SAME

they’re all invited to the wedding

“i’m not gonna be part of a one sided relationship any longer!” OH STRAIGHT UP JUST SAYING-OK GOT IT

harley and joker being gay best friends is what we deserved all this time

ok that light bitch is speaking facts

batman ,while not being a bad guy,he really isn’t great either

HIM TAKING THE NIGHTWING SUIT YES

him and robin bonding in their own way aw <3

THE CLASSIC FIGHT SOUND AFFECTS YES

“winguediam leviosHUT UP!” love that

“GET OFF MY PADRE” YOU TELL EM DICK

“the most powerful weapon at all,shredded abs”

“if there’s no gotham,then i’ll never get to fight you again “ he really knows how to change his mind huh

HIM LISTING ALL THE TJONGS THE JOKER IS THE REASON FOR IS ODDLY TOUCHING??

“and if it wasn’t for you,i never would have learned how connected i am with all these people.

and you”

brb gonna go SOB

“you’ll help me save us” theyre in love

“you just said us”

y’all

why do i have a new ship

“you had me at shut up” YES

my new wallpaper

then having to take off their hairs to connect is actually a fun detail

eXCUSE ME THAT IS *VERY* CLOSE

HE SAID THAT HE HATES HIM AWW

“i hate you too” “i hate you more” “i hate you the most” “i hate you forever” GET A ROOM

NO BATMAN STAY WITH YOUR BF AND SON

“my two dads are the same dad! but they’re both leaving…” i’m gonna cry

ok bruce talking about how losing people is part of life and how you need to let people in no matter what is just so meaningful and i love this sm

THANK YOU FOR SAYING PLATONIC

NO HE HAS TO SAY WITH HIS SON PLS NO

THEYRE HUGGING

NO YOURE GONNA CRY SHUT UP

all of the villains watching him ascend oml

DID HE GET REJECTED YAY

THEYRE ALL BONDING YES

“holy family photo batman we did it!” YES

him calling him dad yes

the credits YES

alfred playing the guitar >>

“i really hope this thing wasn’t recording “ oh boy do i have some news

NOOO ITS OVER WHYYY

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I Need To Talk About These Requests (8/18/21)

Just some more anonymous requests I need to respond to. If you’re request isn’t listed below I’m probably writing it or have already written it and put it in the queue for October.

First of all to the person who clarified that their request for a threeway sequel was NOT a sequel to the 3Way game but to a caption with Phoebe Waller Bridge, I saw that request and did write a throwback thursday caption sequel for October. I deleted your message after I wrote the caption though to keep my inbox clear.

Anonymous said:

I know the top 5 month is over, but can you tell me if you have top 5 prom captions?

Sorry anon, but if I answer yours then I’ll have to answer everyone’s and I’ll be answering top 5s forever. If you wanna send me a private message though we can maybe talk about it there.

Anonymous said:

Hey could you please make another sequel for the Birthday Gurl, married to the popular girl series and Galentine's day captions? those are my favorite's!

So I’m probably not going to do another Married to the Popular Girl caption because I’m actually really happy with how I ended that series. I MIGHT do another Birthday Gurl caption, I do have one more Taylor Swift/Sarah Hyland image, but I don’t have a story for it yet so I can’t promise anything. A Galentine’s Day sequel is easy though so you’ll definitely get that.

Anonymous said:

Can you do one of a college bully that gets punished by having to go as the lady date to the high school senior prom of his victims nerdy younger brother (18 if course) just the humiliation of having to relive senior prom as a girl is the thing I was thinking Hayley orrantia as the celeb but you do you

I might tweak some of these details but “Caption where college guy has to relive senior prom as Hayley Orrantia” will be a part of it.

Anonymous said:

In terms of halloween themed captions could you do Alicia silverstone as batgirl or uma therman as poison ivy as like a costume party thing maybe a tricked BF or a humiliation prank Idk whatever you can

So ironically (I think it’s irony?) I actually wrote a similar Halloween cap to this with the Bella Twins as Batman/Robin RIGHT BEFORE you sent this request. I think I’ll still do this but I don’t think it’ll be a Halloween cap. I’ll still try to get it out in October though.

Anonymous said:

Hi im the one that asked for geena davis from Beetlejuice sorry if the story was too much ig it was darker of a premise then i thought but even without the story i put could you still do a caption for geena I like her look from the movie and dont wanna waste it just do a different caption for it please

I can do one with Geena Davis from Beetlejuice, yes.

Anonymous said:

Could u please do a caption about Jenna Ortega from her in the movie "the babysitters killer queen" Where she plays Phoebe?

Jenna Ortega didn’t turn 18 until September 2020 and this movie was filmed in August 2019 so I can’t do this. BUT I do have a Jenna Ortega cap in the queue for October when she is an adult because someone else requested it. So you have that to look forward to.

Anonymous said:

Heyyoo!

I was wondering if you'd do any caps involving photos from the set of the new powerpuff series?

And also, is there another Chloe Bennet cap in the queue?

Thank you! You're amazing

There aren’t any good quality pics from the set so I haven’t been willing to write one. If the show gets picked up I’ll wait until then (although unfortunately Chloe Bennet isn’t involved anymore). In the meantime I did just write The Sissypuff Gurls which I think you’ll like! And I can get a Chloe Bennet cap in the queue. :)

Anonymous said:

If you know the show Bridgeton could you do a caption on that? No one in particular i just love the old high society looks the dresses the hairstyles if you know please and thanks

Sorry anon, but I didn’t watch Bridgerton. :/

Anonymous:

If you cant do the cheerleader outfit can you still do Torrie Wilson? Like her schoolgirl outfit? Also 2nd request if you dont mind also WWE woman can you do Layla in her Miami heat outfit if you know her please?

Now those I can do.

Anonymous said:

Last time I requested kerry washington from little man (btw thank you for that) but I have to ask where is that Gif you used of her in your answer from? And also could you do a caption with that? The one where shes laying down sunbathing  looking up at a man smiling with sunglasses and a bikini on

Ummm....(goes back at checks requests). Oh right, that GIF. I THINK it’s from “Scandal” but honestly I just used it because it’s a good Kerry Washington GIF. I can write a cap with it though, but you probably won’t see it until November at the earliest (all my GIF caps in October are Halloween themed).

Anonymous said:

Can you make one about a criminal lawyer that cant get his clients off of jail sentences so the criminal has him sissified as payback. SHE is still a lawyer and still doesnt win cases but shes found a new ways to "get her clients off" if you know what I mean

Actually this one makes me uncomfortable because of the glaring issues in the legal system the country has seen in the last year so sorry but I think I’m not going to do it.

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Can you do them all for us. I know it's a lot to ask but it's just easier like this. Thank you

Ah shit, here we go again. To who though? This is the 2nd time I do this, so you could at least send me a message you know. At least I would know who wants to know 200 informations of me :’D

200: My crush’s name is: @xedalist199: I was born in: 2000198: I am really: in love197: My cellphone company is: Huawei196: My eye color is: green195: My shoe size is: EU 39194: My ring size is: I don’t know tbh, I never wear ring.193: My height is: 171 cm192: I am allergic to: I don’t have any allergies.191: My 1st car was: I can’t even drive. :’D190: My 1st job was: waitress189: Last book you read: Eastern by Martin Kay188: My bed is: Not so comfy.187: My pet: fish186: My best friend: @sangeki-x185: My favorite shampoo is: Syoss pure184: Xbox or ps3: pc183: Piggy banks are: useless182: In my pockets: I don’t have pockets right now. If i have, usually nothing.181: On my calendar: Nothing because my life is boring.180: Marriage is: not meant to make you happy179: Spongebob can: make Krabby Patty178: My mom: too loud177: The last three songs I bought were? I’ve never spent money on songs before.176: Last YouTube video watched: A hungarian streamer’s highlights video.175: How many cousins do you have? 3174: Do you have any siblings? Yes, a brother.173: Are your parents divorced? no172: Are you taller than your mom? yes171: Do you play an instrument? No but I would love to.170: What did you do yesterday? worked, played[ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: yes168: Luck: yes167: Fate: yes166: Yourself: no165: Aliens: no164: Heaven: no163: Hell: no162: God: I just don’t care.161: Horoscopes: kinda160: Soul mates: yes159: Ghosts: yes158: Gay Marriage: yes157: War: no156: Orbs: yes155: Magic: no[ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: meh both >153: Drunk or High: drunk152: Phone or Online: both151: Red heads or Black haired: ahh booooth150: Blondes or Brunettes: both :’D149: Hot or cold: cold148: Summer or winter: winter147: Autumn or Spring: autumn146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate145: Night or Day: night144: Oranges or Apples: oranges143: Curly or Straight hair: on me, straight but both ftw142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk chocolate140: Mac or PC: pc139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor137: Coke or Pepsi: neither of them136: Hillary or Obama: Obama? :’D I’m not from the USA135: Burried or cremated: burried134: Singing or Dancing: singing133: Coach or Chanel: ugh never heard of Coach before :’D132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: I don’t even know them :’D131: Small town or Big city: small town130: Wal-Mart or Target: -129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: -128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure127: East Coast or West Coast: East126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney123: Yankees or Red Sox: -[ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: It’s pointless.121: George Bush: -120: Gay Marriage: Two people who love eachother decide to spend the rest of their lives together. It’s just normal marriage.119: The presidential election: -118: Abortion: -117: MySpace: -116: Reality TV: It can be funny af.115: Parents: My parents? You don’t want to know what i think about them.114: Back stabbers: They are disgusting.113: Ebay: Usually trash.112: Facebook: It’s okay.111: Work: It’s good, if you are working you can buy stuff you want.110: My Neighbors: I never see them so they are ok. :’D109: Gas Prices: TOO HIGH108: Designer Clothes: Having them is just showing off.107: College: It’s aight.106: Sports: I’m not interested in it.105: My family: lmao104: The future: If it’s with my bf, it’s perfect.[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: I don’t even remember.102: Last time you ate: an hour ago101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: on monday100: Cried in front of someone: last week99: Went to a movie theater: months ago98: Took a vacation: 2 weeks ago97: Swam in a pool: years ago?96: Changed a diaper: in august ugh95: Got my nails done: a year ago maybe, I usually do it for myself94: Went to a wedding: few years ago93: Broke a bone: never92: Got a peircing: never91: Broke the law: years ago maybe90: Texted: 2 minutes ago[ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: Me. I’m funny af.88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: nothing87: The last movie I saw: Gone Girl86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Living with @xedalist85: The thing im not looking forward to: my exams lol84: People call me: Dorina83: The most difficult thing to do is: Living without @xedalist82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope81: My zodiac sign is: Aquarius80: The first person i talked to today was: mom79: First time you had a crush: When I was 10yo.78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: @xedalist77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday76: Right now I am talking to: @xedalist75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I will never grow up sry.74: I have/will get a job: I kinda already have.73: Tomorrow: I’ll play league and rest FINALLY.72: Today: I worked.71: Next Summer: Hopefully will live with @xedalist70: Next Weekend: I’ll do nothing as well yaaay.69: I have these pets: fishes68: The worst sound in the world: Cardi-B’s voice67: The person that makes me cry the most is: -66: People that make you happy: @xedalist , @sangeki-x , @dark-blind-love65: Last time I cried: yesterday64: My friends are: the best63: My computer is: fast af yay62: My School: ugh61: My Car: I don’t have car.60: I lose all respect for people who: are violent.59: The movie I cried at was: Kimi no na wa58: Your hair color is: light brown57: TV shows you watch: Dance moms lmao56: Favorite web site: :) Tumblr :)))55: Your dream vacation: As long as I’m with @xedalist, everything is like a dream.54: The worst pain I was ever in was: -53: How do you like your steak cooked: I don’t like steak.52: My room is: aight51: My favorite celebrity is: Melanie Martinez50: Where would you like to be: with @xedalist49: Do you want children: yes ♥ @xedalist48: Ever been in love: so in love rn47: Who’s your best friend: question 186 pls46: More guy friends or girl friends: I’m okay with both.45: One thing that makes you feel great is: music44: One person that you wish you could see right now: @xedalist43: Do you have a 5 year plan: kinda yes42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no41: Have you pre-named your children: yeeees40: Last person I got mad at: mom39: I would like to move to: Canada38: I wish I was a professional: nail artist, yep[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: I hate candy.36: Vehicle: car35: President: -34: State visited: -33: Cellphone provider: -32: Athlete: -31: Actor: -30: Actress: -29: Singer: Melanie Martinez28: Band: Mamamoo27: Clothing store: I don’t have a favorite.26: Grocery store: They are all kinda the same :’D25: TV show: Dance moooms24: Movie: K-1223: Website: still Tumblr:)22: Animal: cat21: Theme park: -20: Holiday: Christmas19: Sport to watch: -18: Sport to play: esport ftw17: Magazine: -16: Book: -15: Day of the week: Friday14: Beach: -13: Concert attended: -12: Thing to cook: cakes11: Food: everything hehe10: Restaurant: a hungarian one9: Radio station: I don’t listen to radio.8: Yankee candle scent: Never owned a Yankee candle before. Too expensive :’D7: Perfume: Avon Attraction6: Flower: hydrangea5: Color: blue, black4: Talk show host: -3: Comedian: -2: Dog breed: not a fan of dogs1: Did you answer all these truthfully ? yes

[awkward-toshinori]

Hey Yo, can I get all 200 asks for the ask meme thing? Please and thank you!

Absolutely

200: My crush’s name is:

Horia

199: I was born in:

Romania

198: I am really:

friendly and trustworthy

197: My cellphone company is:

Digi

196: My eye color is:

Aqua Blue

195: My shoe size is:

7,5

194: My ring size is:

20?? hell if i know tbh

193: My height is:

5′7

192: I am allergic to:

nothing

191: My 1st car was:

I can’t drive yet!!

190: My 1st job was:

No jobs yikes :c

189: Last book you read:

Sword of Destiny!!

188: My bed is:

messy and full of plushies

187: My pet:

no pets but ahh  my baby plant

186: My best friend:

I’ve got tons of them and I’m pretty sure they know themselves

185: My favorite shampoo is:

ah I don’t really have any preferences

184: Xbox or ps3:

*big gasp* ps3

183: Piggy banks are:

They’re superb but I would feel so bad about wrecking one

182: In my pockets:

Glasses tissues

181: On my calendar:

uh there’s nothing noted yet

180: Marriage is:

Something quiet amazing and lovely, at least from my point

179: Spongebob can:

aww man I don’t watch spongebob

178: My mom:

is shorther than me, that’s for sure

177: The last three songs I bought were?

I didn’t buy any songs but I did buy albums and the last three I bought I suppose were Aenima by tool, Portrait of An American Familly by Marilyn Manson and Slipknot by Slipknot, I think

176: Last YouTube video watched:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q9UafsiQ6k

175: How many cousins do you have?

2 or 3 I think

174: Do you have any siblings?

Yes, one

173: Are your parents divorced?

nope

172: Are you taller than your mom?

yes B)

171: Do you play an instrument?

Not yet but I’m planning on getting a bass so

170: What did you do yesterday?

I went to a cool concert

169: Love at first sight:

not rlly

168: Luck:

nope

167: Fate:

also no

166: Yourself:

no *oops doopsie I’m sorry*

165: Aliens:

yes

164: Heaven:

nah

163: Hell:

no

162: God:

nopety

161: Horoscopes:

not really

160: Soul mates:

hmm  a bit

159: Ghosts:

no

158: Gay Marriage:

157: War:

not really

156: Orbs:

not really  :/

155: Magic:

no but I find it interesting154: Hugs or Kisses:

hugs

153: Drunk or High:

I personally wouldn’t go for any of those but drunk ig

152: Phone or Online:

online

151: Red heads or Black haired:

black haired

150: Blondes or Brunettes:

ah, blondes

149: Hot or cold:

cold

148: Summer or winter:

winter

147: Autumn or Spring:

spring

146: Chocolate or vanilla:

vanilla

145: Night or Day:

night

144: Oranges or Apples:

oranges

143: Curly or Straight hair:

straight

142: McDonalds or Burger King:

McDonalds

141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate:

White Chocolate

140: Mac or PC:

PC

139: Flip flops or high heals:

flip flops

138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor:

sweet and poor tbh

137: Coke or Pepsi:

coke

136: Hillary or Obama:

Obama??!!

135: Burried or cremated:

cremated

134: Singing or Dancing:

singing

133: Coach or Chanel:

coach

132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks:

I uh, none

131: Small town or Big city:

big city

130: Wal-Mart or Target:

I had never went to one though Wal-Mart

129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler:

Adam Sandler

128: Manicure or Pedicure:

Manicure

127: East Coast or West Coast:

East Coast

126: Your Birthday or Christmas:

Christmas

125: Chocolate or Flowers:

flowers

124: Disney or Six Flags:

disney

123: Yankees or Red Sox:

Yankees

122: War:

I uh personally don’t agree with them and uh dunno

121: George Bush:

Don’t have one yet

120: Gay Marriage:

I find it lovely but too sad it’s not legal here so

119: The presidential election:

Quiet stinky as in no good choices

118: Abortion:

See this topic rips itself in two, if it’s intentionally done I personally think it’s the worst thing to do but that someone can do whatever they want, it’s their body after all, though if it happens and it’s not intended just, big sad react

117: MySpace:

I don’t have an opinion on it

116: Reality TV:

I don’t really watch it nor like it

115: Parents:

I would’ve appreciated if my parents showed me more support and love but not that I have anything against our type of relationship at the moment so

114: Back stabbers:

I totally not like them so I choose to cut contact with them 

113: Ebay:

It’s fine till now

112: Facebook:

I’m not a big fan of Facebook

111: Work:

If it’s something I love, it makes me feel good but if it’s not it kind of brings a feeling of uneasy and frustration to me

110: My Neighbors:

They’re chill, the baby and the puppy are my favorites 

109: Gas Prices:

kinda shitty here

108: Designer Clothes:

They can design what they want however they want, this is not really a topic of interest for me

107: College:

I can’t wait to get to it ngl

106: Sports:

Not one of my interests but they do look fun

105: My family:

I tolerate them easily but yeah I love them

104: The future:

Other than that I’m scared as hell regarding the future? nah

103: Hugged someone:

Eh!! Today!!

102: Last time you ate:

7 hours ago??

101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile:

Oh last week I think

100: Cried in front of someone:

U H, yesterday

99: Went to a movie theater:

last thursday

98: Took a vacation:

last Christmas

97: Swam in a pool:

last summer

96: Changed a diaper:

never tbh

95: Got my nails done:

OH, it’s been ages since I’ve done that

94: Went to a wedding:

4 years ago

93: Broke a bone:

never nyehehe B)

92: Got a peircing:

I don’t have any but planning on getting some

91: Broke the law:

never

90: Texted: 

minutes ago

89: Who makes you laugh the most:

tbh, my friends

88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is:

my stuff but mostly my baby plant

87: The last movie I saw:

Captain MArvel

86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most:

finishing high school

85: The thing im not looking forward to:

Missing upcoming opportunities

84: People call me:

Satana(I have the perferct explanation)

83: The most difficult thing to do is:

talk in servers or groups tbh

82: I have gotten a speeding ticket:

Oh I’d feel terrible and embarassed tbh

81: My zodiac sign is:

LEo

80: The first person i talked to today was:

my boyfriend

79: First time you had a crush:

in 5th grade

78: The one person who i can’t hide things from:

My boyfriend.. because he knows when something’s up with me or if something’s not good

77: Last time someone said something you were thinking:

hmmm weeks ago I think

76: Right now I am talking to:

@angelwings-234

75: What are you going to do when you grow up:

be a programmer 

74: I have/will get a job:

I hope to get one as a programmer in the future (though hell If I know what exactly yet)

73: Tomorrow:

I’ll probably hope for school to end faster just so I can nap

72: Today:

I haven’t done much tbh

71: Next Summer:

Will be so busy and I’m so not up to it

70: Next Weekend:

I’ll be going to a cool ass contest

69: I have these pets:

I have a baby plant!!!

68: The worst sound in the world:

static noise

67: The person that makes me cry the most is:

myself?? sounds a bit edgy

66: People that make you happy:

all the close friends in my life and some artists along with stuff I enjoy a lot

65: Last time I cried:

yesterday

64: My friends are:

There are too many to list them but luv them all

63: My computer is:

full of games that I’m probably not going to finish in the following 2 months

62: My School:

kinda sucks when it comes to students

61: My Car:

does not exist yet

60: I lose all respect for people who:

who are rude and big mean bags of shit?? I could detail this but dunno

59: The movie I cried at was:

Interstellar 

58: Your hair color is:

blonde

57: TV shows you watch:

SOA, Gotham when my bf watches it and I don’t really like TV shows though I have some on my waiting list

56: Favorite web site:

https://www.pbinfo.ro/

55: Your dream vacation:

just, somewhere around a forest, it’d be quiet lovely ngl

54: The worst pain I was ever in was:

tooth pain

53: How do you like your steak cooked:

a bit raw tbh

52: My room is:

ass messy as me

51: My favorite celebrity is:

uhhh Corey Taylor

50: Where would you like to be:

Right now?? At my bf, if it wouldn’t bother him..

49: Do you want children:

ABsolutely

48: Ever been in love:

still am ig

47: Who’s your best friend:

I have too many but love them all so much

46: More guy friends or girl friends:

I have more guy friends apparently 

45: One thing that makes you feel great is:

achieving something

44: One person that you wish you could see right now:

All of my best-friends tbh

43: Do you have a 5 year plan:

I do

42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die:

Not yet and I doubt I’d do it

41: Have you pre-named your children:

me and my bf came up with some names but who knows

40: Last person I got mad at:

My bf i think

39: I would like to move to:

another city in my country, a much bigger one

38: I wish I was a professional:

artist

37: Candy:

Haribo

36: Vehicle:

Renault or Dacia

35: President:

don’t really have one

34: State visited:

I haven’t been to any at all

33: Cellphone provider:

Digi

32: Athlete:

I don;t have one yikes

31: Actor:

Hmm Benicio Del Toro

30: Actress:

I like some but I don’t have a favorite one

29: Singer:

Peter Steele, his voice is simply, lovely

28: Band:

Ohhh anon Tool and Cargo atm

27: Clothing store:

I don’t have a fav one

26: Grocery store:

any??

25: TV show:

Sons Of Anarchy

24: Movie:

The Alien trilogy

23: Website:

Twitter I think

22: Animal:

Cat

21: Theme park:

I don’t really have one

20: Holiday:

Christmas

19: Sport to watch:

ski jumping

18: Sport to play:

Volleyball I think

17: Magazine:

Don’t have one

16: Book:

The Shinning

15: Day of the week:

Saturdays

14: Beach:

Don’t really like beaches

13: Concert attended:

Truda’s concert for moment but I suppose Disturbing’s going ro replace it or maybe Cannibal Corpse, who knows

12: Thing to cook:

Pudding

11: Food:

Noodles or cremeschnitte

10: Restaurant:

One called Anna

9: Radio station:

don’t have one

8: Yankee candle scent:

dreamy summer nights

7: Perfume:

men’s one are my favorite, gotta admit it

6: Flower:

ORchids

5: Color:

purple and black

4: Talk show host:

don’t have one

3: Comedian:

A romanian one, can’t remember his name

2: Dog breed:

German Shepherd, American Eskimo, Border Collie, Golden Retriever, Siberian HUsky there are too many I can’t choose only one

1: Did you answer all these truthfully?

yes I did it oh god

[gettin-bi-bi-bi]

I thought I was falling in love with someone and was able to brush it off by going "well he doesn't like me back so I can go back to watching videos of Roger Taylor and crying" but then he did and like the fuck do I do bruh? I dont wanna be in a relationship bc I'm domme and all the hot dudes are either nazis taken or gay (true story) and trust me it never ends well for me. Hes not like super small like all my other m crushes/bfs have been either so its probably gonna go to hell reaaaal fast 1/2

but I still wanna date him (or his hot female friend) but as soon as we get to the sex part everyone either think I'm a lesbian or a sexual assault victim which is just so fucking awkward. Im just so tired of being disappointed when I found out that I'm sexually incompatible with everyone but the heart wants what it wants I guess even tho id rather commit suicide w a plastic fork than go through that ordeal again. 2/2

Okay, love. This ask is all over the place and I honestly don’t really know what advice to give to you or how to help you.

I struggle to understand what this guy’s size or you being a domme has anything to do with whether you two are compatible or not. Or why being a domme equals not wanting a relationship. I understand that having had bad experiences can lead you to be overly cautious but it’s simply not true that all hot dudes are “nazis or gay”. I’m sorry if the men you’ve been attracted to in the past have turned out to be one of the two but it’s false to make the assumption that this means all hot dudes must be one or the other.

As for the sex part: Yes, some people are not sexually compatible. Especially if you’re a kinky person, it can take some more effort to find a person you click with sexually. But you can also see that as a good thing. Kink forces you to openly communicate your needs and boundaries if you want to engage in it responsibly. And ultimately you can only get what you want/need when you communicate it.

I honestly.... I’m a bit at a loss here as to how I can help you. If you struggle with your past negative experiences so much that it blocks you from engaging in new relationships even though you would want to date someone then maybe you could try to see a therapist to help you sort things out. Your mention of suicide (despite being wrapped in a joke) also makes me think you might benefit from professional help one way or another.

Other than that I just think you need to tell that guy (or any future potential partners) what you want, what you need and what you can give. Either it fits or it doesn’t. But that’s what it’s like for all people and new relationships. The idea that you meet someone and you both just magically know you are The One for each other and everything fits perfectly together is totally unrealistic and puts unhealthy expectations onto people.

You might also benefit from getting into kink-positive circles. I don’t know if you carry some internalised shame about being a domme/being kinky? As I said: I have trouble figuring out how to interprete your message and how to help you.

Feel free to message us again if you want to give more detail or talk about something.

Maddie

[one-abuse-survivor]

hey i sent you the ask about taylor and penelope. well so far a week of school has happened. i barely see or talk to taylor anymore, and when i do her new friends and BF come over and take her away. i only sit with her in one of my classes because it’s the only class she doesn’t have friends it. all the other she sits away from me and i end up sitting alone without anyone. occasionally one person will sit with me but i wouldn’t consider them friends. penelope is better but still weird. i only have one class with her and she’ll sit with me. she’ll hang out a bit more at recess but has also be running off and there still times i hide out in the bathroom. and when i hang out with her she has all her other friends and none of them really try to include me and i sit there and don’t speak. or when i do they change the subject quickly. i definitely feel like i need to ditch taylor, but it’s hard. feels like im ruining it all. penelope idk anymore. she’s there but then she’s not. it’s confusing, and honestly im waiting for the day she leaves me again, or the day where she, or taylor are talking about me behind my back again. im just so tired and idk what to do

add on to the taylor and penelope ask i just sent. it’s also weird because penelope told me that she kept asking taylor to hang out on the school holidays but she was always busy with bf or other friend. which like confuses me because she never asked me to hang out.. she asked the other girl who we both knew wouldn’t say yes (never did when i’ve asked before) but didn’t ask me? like i would’ve jumped at the chance. if anything neither of them really spoke to me. i would always start the convos unless it was them shit talking about themselves or other people. it was always me putting all the effort in, going out of my way to do everything and never getting anything back. happens with objects to. let penelope borrow a container before school holidays and never got it back. she brought it to school to use too. yet i borrowed her calculator and i made sure she got it back straight away. it just feels like neither of them were really in it for me, just for how i could help them. like with school work, items, a way to vent, a second option. nothing more than that

Hi again!

I'm sorry this is still going on, nonnie. It doesn't sound like you're ruining anything: it sounds, as you said, like they're the ones treating you like a second option and constantly taking from you when they need something without giving anything in exchange.

I'm glad you came to the realisation that you need to ditch Taylor, but I understand why it's hard. I do think they both deserve to be ditched, but even if you don't end either friendship until the end of the school year, the most important thing is that it's an active choice on your part not to do so. The important thing is that you're aware this isn't how real friendships work and that you deserve better than this. You're not ruining anything, and you're not meant to just be other people's second option for when they need help or company or to vent. You deserve to be surrounded by people who actually enjoy talking to you, and hanging out with you, and who are respectful of your time and belongings and feelings.

I also want you to know it's okay to say no to them. Your only two options aren't to ditch them altogether or to constantly be there for them. You can also start to make a change by saying no when they ask for your advice, or to borrow your things, or to sit by your side. And if any of that angers them, let them be angry. You don't owe them your time, energy or belongings, and it's about time they stop feeling entitled to them.

Good luck with the rest of your term, nonnie. Sending a hug ❤

[placeinthisworld]

🦔🐧

Guess what I did last week? I bought socks with HEDGEHOGS ROASTING MARSHMALLOWS on them AND socks of PENGUINS SKIING. HOW AMAZING IS THAT!!!     

Anyway, well that's the last time I tell anyone anything about animal anons plans, otherwise they will be spoiled and ruined by my friends! Oh well, it's all in good fun (and also forced me to keep my commitment of posting tonight despite being depressed that Jurgen got sent home...#gbbospoilers)!

Well as many people have predicted correctly, I passed the Bar! Hallelujah! I was sworn in as an attorney this week so I am officially an esq! I also am scheduled to received my dolly booster shot next week and earlier this month I started a new (not 80 hours a week) job! So I have had a fabulous month and have many things to be thankful for including my epic sock purchase! Which is perfect timing for the holiday ahead! So I wanna know what you are thankful for this year? I know it's been a tough year for so many so it can be as small or as large as you can think!

I'm so excited to learn more about everyone's year and what you're thankful for! Remember to tag animal anon (if you so desire) because I love scrolling through all your amazing responses! And since it was requested of course I LOVE atwtmvtv and the short film! My favorite vault song is IBYTAM because I love LOVE LOVE CS (please everyone go watch his performance with Jhud from the CMAs, it is mind-blowing)!

And remember, animal anon thinks you are all beautiful talented gorgeous people who are all killing it at life! ❤

First of all, thank u so much animal anon for sending me this message. I feel truly included 🥺❤️

Those socks sound so freaking adorable where did u find those!? I went to target today and got these fuzzy red and black plaid socks and two pairs of leg warmers and im v excited to wear them now that its getting chilly!!

Congratulations on passing the bar! That's an incredible accomplishment! Once upon a time i thought i'd be taking that too lol ! YIKES 80 hours a week!? I thought my awful barista job at 55 hours a week was rough, 80 would be............just dreadful; i'm glad you dont have to deal with that anymore!

(putting a read more bc i talk a lot oops)

This year has lowkey been the worst in my opinion lol, the past few months especially have been hard on me personally. I think at the end of the day i'm most thankful for my boyfriend, our kitten, and taylor swift lol. I cannot tell you how many times ive left work in an absolute breakdown and scream/ cry to my sad taylor swift playlist and have had the comfort of my bf and leyna cuddles and a hot bath in our cozy apartment.

ALSO YES I, of course love ATW10tv and the short film, honestly so overwhelmed by them still a week and a half later! I honestly wasnt that into IBYTAM until the MV came out, but now im literally obsessed with it. Chris is really talented! tbh i dont think i have ever heard about him until this but i just watched the cma performance w Jhud that you suggested and it was amazing! So glad she did this song with him it fits soooo well!!!!

thank u so much animal anon!!! it was so nice to chat w you and look forward to hearing from you again!!!! Have a happy thanksgiving if ur in the usa!!!

he's a lil picture of my newest fur baby just for fun :)

[outerspace-castaway]

I have something to say since swifties cannot seem to move on from calvin harris' twitter rant after his break up with taylor swift; WHY DONT YALL TRY TO LOOK AT THINGS FROM HIS PERSEPCTIVE!?

now obviously i dont actualy know what all he was thinking/feeling but looking at it from his persepective you have his girlfriend broke up with him and was on a whirlwind romance with a new guy immediatly after, that was all over the news, new pics coming out almost everyday her fans constantly attacking him even tweeting him pics of taylor and tom together, harrasing him about hiddleswift whatever anger, frustration, sadness that comes with all that then the one thing he still had at that moment that was left of their relationship was taken from him. by that i mean, taylor chose to write under the name nils sojberg for whatever reason (probably bc the media like to talk about celebs couple when the collaborate idk) so that was obviously her secret that she wanted kept. but then she changes her mind and just has the information released without havnig the courtesy to tell him, they worked on it togther, the decent thing would be to say 'i want everyone to know i wrote tiwycf so im going to make that public' or had her manger tell his manger, not for him to see it in a twitter post. they were partners in creating the song, they have equal ownership of it and the right, moral, mature thing to do woulve been to tell him. so im guessing that was his last straw.

at first it was cordial, he said quote: "And she sings on a little bit of it too Amazing lyric writer and she smashed it as usual"

then quote: "I wrote the music, produced the song, arranged it and cut the vocals though. And initially she wanted it kept secret, hence the pseudonym"

obviously he started his tweets without the intention of going after taylor then came quote:

"Hurtful to me at this point that her and her team would go so far out of their way to try and make ME look bad at this stage though"

"I figure if you're happy in your new relationship you should focus on that instead of trying to tear your ex bf down for something to do"

at this point you definitly know he got harrasing tweets from swifties but also this is obviously where intense jealousy came out that taylor was with someone else bc let really be honest with ourselves, he wouldnt have cared if anyone knew she wrote it after they're breakup if she didt start dating someone else so quickly after the breakup. after the break up there was that "... love and respect..." tweet which taylor even retweeted which showed they were ok at first, so he would have had a problem with it but as soon as the pics of her kissing tom came out 2 weeks later he deleted it. no one even thinks about the fact that once those pic came out calvin was probably deeply upset about it, they had just broken up. like really think about what deep emotional stuff he mustve been feeling... we always think about how taylor feels but never how anyone she dated feels. i mean he even mentioned she was in a new RS, so yes he was jealous as fuck, but why do we act like no man or woman has ever completely lost their shit after the end of a long term RS? 　 then Quote:

"I know you're off tour and you need someone new to try and bury like Katy ETC but I'm not that guy, sorry. I won't allow it"

now this was petty as fuck, childish as fuck, stupid as fuck again i can only guess but he was proably like she hurt me emotionally and i want her to feel the pain or etc that im feeling so im going to say something to hurt her (and by that i dont mean her career) so he thought of the first thing he could. again just a guess // again petty, stupid, childish as fuck // dont act like no other man/woman in the world has ever lost their shit over a break up before. he should not have tweeted those 3 tweets! btw if anyone care what he said about it:

http://www.gq-magazine.co.uk/article/calvin-harris-taylor-swift

then he finally ended his rant with quote: "Please focus on the positive aspects of YOUR life because you've earned a great one"

  God bless everyone have a beautiful day

 as if he was trying to reign back in his emotions and gain control back. no does that justify the bad/dumb things he said in the rant? no. but ya'll need to realize he's not bad person because he said some stupid shit when he couldnt control his emotions and there is no way he meant for people to attack taylor by saying that she's earned a great life

so hate him all you want but its time to get the fuck over his damn rant and its time for swifties to leave him the fuck alone bc its almost been a year since the break up and yall still going after him like some harry fans still attack taylor ad thats a fact.

SOURCE(tweets): https://www.usatoday.com/story/life/entertainthis/2016/07/13/calvin-harris-slams-ex-taylor-swift-twitter-trying-bury-him-like-katy-perry/87030950/

side note: not all swifties hate calvin. not all swifties should be blamed. THIS IS NOT AN ATTACK ON TAYLOR SWIFT LEAVE HER ALONE!

[yo-uminnie]

i lowkey love doing this, tag me in more stuff plz

Tagged by my bby @sugaforthesoul

THE LAST… 1.Drink: water 2.Phone call: Taylor (lil bitch ass hoe and her bf problems) 3.Text message: my dumbass boyfriend 4.Song you listened to: Loki (로키) - Grind (feat. 규영) 5.Time you cried: last week 

HAVE YOU EVER… 6.Dated someone twice: nope  7.Been cheated on: twice 8.Kissed someone and regretted it: nah bruh 9.Lost someone special: yea  10.Been depressed: yes 11.Gotten drunk and thrown up: HELL YEA but like, it was hecka gross

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: black, black, and black

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU… 15.Made new friends: yes! college friends are lit af 16.Fallen out of love: yeah 17.Laughed until you cried: those are the best when you clap your hand like a seal 18.Found out someone was talking about you: no, but i bet they are and i could probably care less tbh 19.Met someone who changed you: yeayea 20.Found out who your true friends are: bruh that was a rollercoaster 21.Kissed someone on your Facebook list: just my ex 

GENERAL… 22.How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: like  7 of them lmfao out of 300 23.Do you have any pets: everyone in my family is allergic to pet dander 24.Do you want to change your name: nah fam nguyen is lit 25.What did you do for your last birthday: we just feasted and watched movies 26.What time did you wake up: noon 27.What were you doing at midnight last night: reading bnha manga 28.Name something you cannot wait for: to turn 21 29.When was the last time you saw your mother: like 3 mins when she was yelling at me for eating all of the food 30.What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: having a healthier lifestyle 31.What are you listening to right now: none, well if you count my bf raging over his friends over league, then yeah. I’m listening to that.  32.Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: yea he was such a cute bby 33.Something that is getting on your nerves: my bf 34.Most visited website: facebook 35.Elementary: who hasnt 36. High School: glad i fckn graduated 37.College/university: in one rn and i h8 it 38.Hair color: black with gray hairs but idc abt them tbh 39.Long or short hair: long 40.Do you have a crush on someone: nah 41.What do you like about yourself: sense of humor? i pretty damn funny tbh 42.Piercings: ears 43.Blood type: idk B 44.Nickname: manda, den (means black in viet lmfao) 45.Relationship status: dating a dumbass 46.Zodiac sign: ARIES GANG  47.Pronouns: she/her. 48.Favorite tv show: dont watch tv lmfao 49.Tattoos: none yet, im still getting over myself over the pain that’s coming and my girl devi is going to hopefully design my first piece  50.Right or left hand: right 

FIRST… 51.Surgery: never tbh 52.Piercing: idk like pretty young like 3?   54.Sport: volleyball 55.Vacation: WISCONSIN DELLS 57.Eating: cake 58.Drinking: water 59.I’m about to: sleep 60.Listening to: like first song today? Monsta x - Miss You 61.Waiting for: to get over myself  62.Want: to pass my classes 63.Get married: tbh i want to, but i gotta wait until i’m financially stable   64.Career: somewhere in the medical field

WHICH IS BETTER… 65.Hugs or kisses: hugs 66.Lips or eyes: lips 67.Shorter or taller: taller 68.Older or younger: younger 70.Nice arms or nice stomach: stomach 71.Sensitive or loud: sensitive 72.Hook up or relationship: relationship 73.Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER… 74.Kissed a stranger?: yes 75.Drank hard liquor?: yes 76.Lost glasses contact/lenses?: yes 77.Turned someone down?: oh yeah 78.Sex on first date?: LOL oops  79.Broken someone’s heart?: yeah..

80.Had your heart broken?: we both broke each other’s hearts? like we were too young and we legit thought about running away. WE WERE ONLY 14 

81.Been arrested?: nO 82.Cried when someone died?: yea 83.Fallen for a friend?: IT’S THE WORST DONT DO IT especially for the same gender but we’re good friends now..she doesnt know that i fell hard for her when we meet in highschool

DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 84.Yourself?: not really 85.Miracles?: yo yes 86.Love at first sight?: no bc it’s bullshit   87.Santa Claus?: dude  88.Kiss on the first date?: yes 89.Angels?: yea

OTHER… 90.Current best friend’s name: i have too many 91.Eye color: light brown 92.Favorite movie: SPIRITED AWAY

tagging! everyone bc im dead ass tired and i typed this out with one eye open lmfao 

[trecedelabuenasuerte]

200 things about me

200: My crush’s name is: Ignacio 199: I was born in: Valparaíso, Chile 198: I am really: stupid 197: My cellphone company is: entel 196: My eye color is: green 195: My shoe size is: 36 194: My ring size is: ring size? 193: My height is: 1.60m ;;-;; 192: I am allergic to: cats, dust, and chocolate 191: My 1st car was: never had one 190: My 1st job was: maid  189: Last book you read: me after you 188: My bed is: big? 187: My pet: my cat, Mia (yes, a cat) 186: My best friend: I have 5. Serrano, Perro, Pablo Ceci, Sofi  185: My favorite shampoo is: any that smell like sweets  184: Xbox or ps3: ps3 i guess 183: Piggy banks are: good 182: In my pockets: im a girl. we dont have pockets >:( 181: On my calendar: wat 180: Marriage is: meh, innecessary 179: Spongebob can: die 178: My mom: is the best <3 and crazy 177: The last three songs I bought were?: I’ve never bought a song in my life 176: Last YouTube video watched: prob, playing with fire by blackpink 175: How many cousins do you have?: 7... i think 174: Do you have any siblings?: 2 little monsters that i adore <3 173: Are your parents divorced?: yes! 172: Are you taller than your mom?: no :( 171: Do you play an instrument? the guitar 170: What did you do yesterday?: cry  [ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: nop 168: Luck: nop 167: Fate: nop 166: Yourself: HA no 165: Aliens: yes 164: Heaven: kinda  163: Hell: we already live in hell 162: God: kinda 161: Horoscopes: nop 160: Soul mates: yes  159: Ghosts: kinda 158: Gay Marriage: yesss 157: War: yes 156: Orbs: idk 155: Magic: :(  [ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: KISSES  153: Drunk or High: Drunk 152: Phone or Online: Online 151: Red heads or Black haired: Black haired 150: Blondes or Brunettes: Blondes 149: Hot or cold: cold 148: Summer or winter: winter 147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn 146: Chocolate or vanilla: VAINILLAAAAA 145: Night or Day: day 144: Oranges or Apples: orangesss 143: Curly or Straight hair: curly 142: McDonalds or Burger King: :( burger 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk choc 140: Mac or PC: PC 139: Flip flops or high heals: both 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Happy 137: Coke or Pepsi: coke 136: Hillary or Obama: my cat 135: Burried or cremated: cremated 134: Singing or Dancing: BOTH BOTH BOTH PLS 133: Coach or Chanel: idc 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: idk who they are 131: Small town or Big city: small town 130: Wal-Mart or Target: idk never been at target so... 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: idc 128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure 127: East Coast or West Coast: idk 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: christmas 125: Chocolate or Flowers: :( im allergic to both of them  124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney 123: Yankees or Red Sox: idc [ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: can’t avoid it, not good at all 121: George Bush: idc  120: Gay Marriage: should not be a privilege. everyone can marry whoever the fuck they want. let them gays be happy dude. let us be happy. 119: The presidential election: meh 118: Abortion: its a right  117: MySpace: never had one 116: Reality TV: TOTALLY INNECESSARY TO SOCIETY 115: Parents: the hardest work of them all 114: Back stabbers: fuck u  113: Ebay: idk 112: Facebook: omg, u motherfucker.... 111: Work: i hate beign adult 110: My Neighbors: i dont even know them  109: Gas Prices: y tho 108: Designer Clothes: y u so expensive  107: College: y tho 106: Sports: y tho 105: My family: a little broken, but still strong 104: The future: i wanna die c: [ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: i’m hugging my cat as i write this 102: Last time you ate: about 2 hours ago 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: i don’t remember 100: Cried in front of someone: yesterday  99: Went to a movie theater: about 4-5 months ago 98: Took a vacation: YEARS 97: Swam in a pool: February 96: Changed a diaper: since 2006, when my sister was a baby 95: Got my nails done: prob a year ago 94: Went to a wedding: never been to 93: Broke a bone: since 2002 92: Got a peircing: never had one 91: Broke the law: well... idk 90: Texted: like 5 min ago [ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: Pablo 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: I already left home :((( my sisters. everyday.  87: The last movie I saw: oh jesus... i don’t remember. I’m not good at that 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: die  85: The thing im not looking forward to: die 84: People call me: ferbi 83: The most difficult thing to do is: wake up  82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never 81: My zodiac sign is: aries 80: The first person i talked to today was: my boyfriend 79: First time you had a crush: when i was 7? 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my fucking boyfriend 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday 76: Right now I am talking to: nobody  75: What are you going to do when you grow up: die 74: I have/will get a job: prob next year? 73: Tomorrow: ded 72: Today: ill sutyd right after i finish this  71: Next Summer: i’ll travel ffs. i hope so. 70: Next Weekend: I’ll study.  69: I have these pets: my fat and fluffy cat <3 68: The worst sound in the world: earthquakes 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: myself. 66: People that make you happy: my cat, my bf, my cat and my friends 65: Last time I cried: yesterday ffs 64: My friends are: dumb 63: My computer is: tiny 62: My School: fuck you >:( 61: My Car: don’t have one 60: I lose all respect for people who: use violence 59: The movie I cried at was: prayers for bobby 58: Your hair color is: brown 57: TV shows you watch: D: 56: Favorite web site: prob tumblr and insta 55: Your dream vacation: Germany 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: rn lol, i hate myself 53: How do you like your steak cooked: medium 52: My room is: mesy 51: My favorite celebrity is: TAYLOR FUCKING SWIFT <3 50: Where would you like to be: buried and dead 49: Do you want children: hell no, thank u  48: Ever been in love: rn i am. 47: Who’s your best friend: serrano 46: More guy friends or girl friends: equal 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: sleeping 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: my granpa 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: hell no 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: heLL NO 41: Have you pre-named your children: HELL NO 40: Last person I got mad at: my boyfriend >:l 39: I would like to move to: a less seismic country FFS  38: I wish I was a professional: hoe (jk, an engineer) [ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: every candy ever 36: Vehicle:  don’t have one 35: President: my cat 34: State visited: (? 33: Cellphone provider: idc 32: Athlete: don’t have one 31: Actor: don’t have one 30: Actress: Jennifer Lawrence 29: Singer: TAYLOR SWIFT <3 <3  28: Band: rn, Twice 27: Clothing store: don’t have one 26: Grocery store: don’t have one 25: TV show: don’t have one 24: Movie: prayers for bobby 23: Website: any fanfiction website  22: Animal: my cat and PUGS 21: Theme park:  don’t have one 20: Holiday: winter holidays 19: Sport to watch:  don’t have one 18: Sport to play: sleeping 17: Magazine:  don’t have one 16: Book: YOU CAN’T MAKE ME CHOOSE JUST ONE 15: Day of the week: Friday friday (8) 14: Beach: any beach, they all are beautiful 13: Concert attended: idk, every Taylor Swift Tour  12: Thing to cook: MOM’S SPAGHETTI 11: Food: MOM’S SPAGHETTI 10: Restaurant: every sushi restaurant 9: Radio station:  don’t have one 8: Yankee candle scent:  don’t have one 7: Perfume: sex and the city 6: Flower: gladiolus 5: Color: every pastel color 4: Talk show host:  don’t have one 3: Comedian:  don’t have one 2: Dog breed: PUG  1: Did you answer all these truthfully? yee

found this questions, and i wanted to answers them myself. I don’t have 200 friends who’d ask me these shits lol

[whatsjungkooking]

1-92💪🏻

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?

- nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?

- incorrect

3. Have you taken someones virginity?

- nope

4. Is trust a big issue for you?

- not a big issue but people tend to mess about nowadays

5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?

- yes my bf

6. What are you excited for?

- hopefully passing my driving test

7. What happened tonight?

- my mum and i went to mcdonalds through the drive thru and i got a chicken legend we nEVER go to mcdonalds but my mum didnt want to cook for tea so we went there

8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?

- no its their decision i just wouldnt do it myself

9. Is confidence cute?

- in some situations yes

10. What is the last beverage you had?

- water

11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?

- like 4

12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?

- all of my jeans are skinny, its to that point now where i feel really weird if my jeans/trousers arent skinny

13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?

- going bowling and for a meal for a friends birthday

14. What are you going to spend money on next?

- bowling and the meal HAHA

15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?

- yes

16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?

- probably not to be honest

17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?

- jess and lauren

18. The last time you felt broken?

- in February 

19. Have you had sex today?

- no

20. Are you starting to realize anything?

- ive realised im biting the inside of my cheeks 

21. Are you in a good mood?

- at the moment yes

22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?

- no thank yooouuu

23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?

- yes but a bit darker

24. What do you want right this second?

- water and lipbalm

25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?

- b y e

26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?

- the majority yes 

27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?

- no way that is like number 1

28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?

- a video on fb i laughed so much my hip popped

29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?

- yasss

30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?

- it depends what theyve done

31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?

- definitely not

32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?

- yes

33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?

- nah i loooooove it

34. Listening to?

- body talk by red velvet

35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?

- tbh not in a while, theres always pens lying about never really pencils

36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?

- at his house 

37. Do you believe in love at first sight?

- i do not, no 

38. Who did you last call?

- sainsburys, that was last week, i dont call very often

39. Who was the last person you danced with?

- my dad 

40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?

- bc i was saying goodbye

41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?

- a few weeks ago??

42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?

- i think i hugged both 

43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?

- quite a few times

44. Do you tan in the nude?

- even if i did the sun would still only catch my hands and id only tan my hands

45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?

- no waaaaaay

46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?

- i dont think so

47. Who was the last person to call you?

- my mum

48. Do you sing in the shower?

- when im the only one in the house i do yes

49. Do you dance in the car?

- i move my shoulders about HAHA

50. Ever used a bow and arrow?

- at school at some point 

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?

- school photo

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?

- it depends which one bc for example wicked, thats a musical and thats not cheesy but some musicals are purposely meant to be cheesy

53. Is Christmas stressful?

- not for me but probably for my mum

54. Ever eat a pierogi?

- da heck is tHAT

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?

- im not really a fan of fruit pies

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

- manager of asda or an author

57. Do you believe in ghosts?

- yes

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?

- quite a few times

59. Take a vitamin daily?

- i used to have tablets but theyre very easy to forget about...

60. Wear slippers?

- all the time giiirrrrrl

61. Wear a bath robe?

- a dressing gown? only when im cold

62. What do you wear to bed?

- pyjamas

63. First concert?

- the saturdays

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?

- none we dont have any of those here

65. Nike or Adidas?

- oooooo thats tough, maybe nike just edges in front bc ive bought more items that are nike

66. Cheetos Or Fritos?

- wotsits

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?

- peanuts

68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?

- love story

69. Ever take dance lessons?

- i have not no

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?

- he do what he gunna do

71. Can you curl your tongue?

- yes 

72. Ever won a spelling bee?

- we dont have spelling bees so i have not

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?

- mainly of laughter 

74. What is your favorite book?

- shatter me, probably bc i keep mentioning it its the first one that comes to mind

75. Do you study better with or without music?

- without, i need complete silence

76. Regularly burn incense?

- nope

77. Ever been in love?

- yes 

78. Who would you like to see in concert?

- bts, gfriend, snsd, little mix maybe, ellie goulding maybe 

79. What was the last concert you saw?

- the saturdays

80. Hot tea or cold tea?

- neither 

81. Tea or coffee?

- neither 

82. Favorite type of cookie?

- chocolate chip

83. Can you swim well?

- im okay HAHA i struggled when i was younger 

84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?

- i can yes

85. Are you patient?

- i would say so, especially recently bc apps have been crashing on my ipad lately and i havent gone mad yet 

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

- maybe DJ

87. Ever won a contest?

- quite a few, the first one i won was a harry potter competition in a really girly magazine and i went for it bc i thought no girl would go for it and i won, i have a flipping quidditch helmet and a huge bag

88. Ever have plastic surgery?

- nope

89. Which are better black or green olives?

- nONE THEY ARE GROSS

90. Opinions on sex before marriage?

- why not

91. Best room for a fireplace?

- living room

92. Do you want to get married?

- yes please