#yes i'm mostly lesbian (except blond long haired guitarists and for the plot)
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love isn't crushing on a hot guitarist - love is my friend and i saying the most gruesome, inappropriate, dehumanising, sexualising stuff about him
#everytime i think it's not that funny i remember him yelling “guitar cunt” cus he didn't know the guitarist's name lmaooo#yeah the guitarist didn't think it was that funny#i would love to know the end of it but he disappeared at some point and i got myself a boy toy#yes i'm mostly lesbian (except blond long haired guitarists and for the plot)#but i also need someone to pay for my drinks#he did leave tho when i said i'm gay and i live on the other side of the country#literally as those words left my mouth i thought damn double homicide#anyway not what i was talking about#but this story is so fucking funny#prop gonna reblog this on my side where i talked abt the band already don't mind me#frienship#true friendship#how the hell do i tag this#guitarist#groupie
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