#yes i would still be in classes but maybe if i am like ''yeah haha june 2025 graduation date ♡'' and then they hire me

[depresseddepot]

I'm going to be applying for my first full time position in the coming weeks 😬

[bucknastysbabe]

Rating: Explicit

Tags: College!au, modern!au, nerd loser baby Criston, loss of virginity, hot stem computer partner girly, older girl, Alicent for the win, short n sweet n smutty, pnv!sex, first dates, Criston’s inner dialogue, subby lil baby

Taglist: @bambitas @fallingintoyourlilaceyes @aemonds-holy-milk @targaryenbarbie @starogeorgina @moncherrii @valeskafics @arcielee @lovelykhaleesiii @sugarpoppss2

A/N: shout-out to @fairysluna “he looks like a loser who jacks off to hentai but I’d fuck him.” I made the divider :)

Criston knew he was a fucking incel. Maybe at some point in his miserable life he could’ve done a sport and use his decent height and muscle tone. But no, he was cripplingly shy and had a stutter that took forever to get rid of— sometimes rearing its ugly head when he was angry or flustered.

He spent his time studying, playing league of legends, and jerking off obscenely to hentai. Yes, the Japanese porn comics. It was easier to ignore how pathetic he was reading those or talking to a chat bot that thought everything he said was hot.

Criston thought best to keep under the radar, head down and attentive in his classes. One day he’d be a rich computer scientist Silicon Valley type and then he could just, like, have the girls come to him. Because he’d be rich. No longer weird, ugly, and a huge VIRGIN. He felt like it was stamped on his forehead. Or perhaps his was the Star Wars buttons on his jacket— that’s a big cue.

He tucked a dark hair behind his ear, shaking his head. Another year, but one less until he could move on in life. Cole was glad he was in college, it was scores better than the constant bullies in highschool. It was his second year now and he was ahead of schedule. He’d be in an upper level compsci class with some juniors or seniors.

Scary.

Maybe there would be some other weirdo girl like him that would take pity and they could fuck, then go to Thursday’s Dungeons and Dragons like it never occurred. He’d like that. Swift and easy. Erryk Cargyll and Elinda Massey did that. But the only girl he considered ‘friend’ was Alicent and he was pretty sure she was a lesbian. Also totally not a nerd, Ali was very cool and involved.

He sighed while ducking into a seat. Criston carefully placed his stuff down at the two person desk, focusing on getting the PC ready. The instructions on the board were simple enough.

A waft of perfume and the presence of another body startled Criston. He jumped in place, brown eyes glancing over at the girl- no- woman. She was fucking hot. Like why was she sitting next to him type of hot?

“Hi,” she extended a hand, eyes roving, “Criston!”

“H-how do you know m-my name?,” he echoed stupidly, shaking her dainty hand, eyes comically wide.

She gently let go of his hand after shaking one second too long and giggled, “It’s on your backpack.” Criston blushed bright red and nodded, “Yeah, you’re right, ha-haha?” Oh God he was going to self combust. She was so hot. Like she had these patent leather boots on, a little red plaid skirt, and some tight-ass high-necked white tank.

“What’s your name?,” he managed, grateful the stutter wasn’t making too much of an appearance. She smiled and told him, baring white teeth and cherry red lips. The teacher droned from the front, “Glad you’re acquainted now, that will be your partner for the rest of the semester.”

Cole was going to jizz himself. Not in the fun way? Maybe the fun way? He was terrified. He had to tell the boys on Thursday. The beauty next to him raised her brows and flicked one of his errant curls. She whispered, “Can’t wait, Criston!”

Oh God. Oh God! He wasn’t going to make it.

“Hnghhhh, fuck yes, I am your sempai, mmm,” Criston flopped back from his hentai and laid on the bed, “Fuck. This sucks.” His cock was still hard and nothing was cutting it recently. The twenty year old’s mind was settled on his computer science partner. Who was obscenely beautiful and sexy and smelled good and so so so smart.

Oh. He was jacking off again. Maybe this was what the missing piece was. Criston closed his eyes and began to pump his cock some more, imagining her perky tits bouncing as he fucked her over a desk. He gasped sharply, prick twitching excitedly at something tangible.

He thought about the cute way she’d laugh at his dumb jokes. Or when he’d fix something in a faulty program and she’d purr, “Oh! Smart boyyyy.” He whined through his nose, squirming in place, imagining her breathing that in his ear. Criston cried out sharply, cumming so damn hard spunk reached his collarbones.

He laid there breathless, a dopey smile across his face. She was so perfect. He laid in his post-nut bliss and pondered his partners actions. For a girl older and way cooler than him, she sure did enjoy talking to him, even had his number, and they met outside of class to work on their project.

Could there be? No, no. Totally not.

The nerd thought about the times she blushed or would bat his shoulder. Or the time they nearly kissed putting together a PC. She’d merely laughed and said, “Just have to ask me!” He had a meltdown and awkwardly laughed it off. Criston did the same when she was wearing a low-cut top and she breathed, “I wore this for you today, I know you wanna look Cole.”

He sat upright with a bolt.

“Wait what?” he shouted.

“Shut the fuck up loser!,” came the reply of his apartment roommate. Criston rolled his eyes and blinked a couple more times. He still had cum drying on his shoulders from jacking off about the girl of his pathetic dreams and she might be into him? He needed a long shower and help from Ali— stat.

She came through quite quickly after he sent the SOS message. First Ali wrinkled her nose at his room and complained, “Ugh, I’m glad I brought my candles. It smells like man in here. God.” He gave her puppy eyes until the redhead exclaimed, “What?”

“You gotta help me!,” he pled, “I uh- someone likes me back?”

It was a flurry of cinnamon scented womanly magic after his admission. Bless Alicat.

The auburn haired girl swished through Criston’s wardrobe. She raised a brow at him and asked, “Is there anything in here that doesn’t have a logo or some strange wording on it? I can’t believe you just realized she was into you, I could smack you!”

He sat on the bed, freshly showered and in his briefs. Alicent and him had known each other since childhood— this was nothing new. Ali helped him type out a witty way to ask her out tonight without being too dorky. Criston eked, “I think I have some button downs my dad gave me, but they’re probably shoved somewhere.”

“Aha! Found them, still pressed too. I think this darker tan will look good,” she said while stepping out of the closet. Honors college had nice digs. It did pay to be a nerd. Criston eyed the polo shirt, leagues away from his usual t-shirts and jackets.

Alicent narrowed her eyes. He hopped up and sighed, “Fine, fine, I’m putting it on. Just lemme get the undershirt.”

Now he was clad in a nice top, some not worn-to-death jeans, and his rarely used church loafers. He was a pretty shitty Catholic. Alicent styled his wild curls, giggling, “Look at you go, who would’ve thought, you two are going to be some lookers!”

Criston rolled his eyes and mumbled, “Yeah, hoping she doesn’t mind the big neon-lit ‘virgin’ sign over my head.”

Ali snickered, “Or the nasty cartoons you jerk it too, might wanna get rid of that evidence if you’re planning on getting that far, yeah stud?”

He blanched, stuttering up a storm as she laughed. Criston grabbed all and any evidence of his…prior predilections..and hid them under the bed. In a big lockbox. Then completely wiped his browser history and any suspicious downloads. Fire walled it or whatever.

He sighed again, getting jittery, reading a text from the cutie.

‘Hey handsome, still see you in 30 on the plaza? I’m excited for the pizza and games! 💋’

Criston immediately squawked, “Ali!”

She ‘tsked’ and looked at the text. Then looked back at him with a funny look. Alicent deadpanned, “You’re such an idiot for being smart. I wish half the girls I texted were this forward. Just tell her yes, you can’t wait, you know she’s gonna look gorgeous and throw some emoji in!”

“So you are a lesbian?”

“And you’re not telling a soul!”

They pinky promised, Ali giving him a warm hug and pat on the cheek. She teased, “Luv yaaaa Nerd, don’t forget to wrap it!” He blushed and waved her off. Criston rubbed the back of his neck, glad he had such a good friend. He quickly typed back.

‘Hi- yeah I’ll see you there. I know you’ll be gorgeous, can’t wait xx’

The date had gone great. They didn’t ID either. So beers, pizza, and dumb arcade games they played. Criston probably had her up-down look at him sketched into his mind. She was in a cutesy dress herself, cut mid-thigh and a heart shaped window in the front to show her…assets. Not to forget some Doc’s he would gladly be stomped by.

“Criston, oh my god, you look so cute, who dressed you up,” she pulled him into a tight hug, whispering, “Should I be jealous?”

He sheepishly smiled, “No, just my childhood friend, she’s kinda, we’re not, you know.”

His class partner giggled, patting his chest, “No need, I gotcha. We all need those friends. C’mon let’s go!”

He couldn’t help but goofily smile down at her as they held hands walking to the pizza joint. Sometimes Criston would get so lost in his head and self-conscious, it would seem like he was always underfoot. But tonight, with her, he felt his right size. She grabbed their interlaced hands and pecked his skin, giggling.

Christ have mercy, lord have mercy. He was so down bad.

But as he said, the night went awesome. Conversation never lulled, he taught her the secret to ski-ball, and she schooled Criston in pac-man. He got his first kiss on the walk back, paused at the stoplight, waiting to walk. She pulled back and murmured, “You’ve been the best date.”

Criston, likely all moony eyes now, gushed back, “God, same, really, you’re great you know that? I’m just a bit clueless.”

She shrugged, “That’s okay. We don’t have to know everything.”

They walked near the honor’s college. They both chirped at the same time, “You uh-“ then burst into laughter. Criston grinned and ran a hand through his inky hair. He shuffled his balance and gestured, “Do you want to come back to my room? It’s all clean and female verified.”

“Lead the way handsome.”

Criston was glad for the bit of liquid courage still in his system, kissing and hugging on his ‘friend girl’? She was so sweet and touchy, it was driving him mad. He idly wondered if she was all sweet and adorable like that in bed. Thankfully his dick was tucked away.

The brunette keyed into his room, her arms around his waist, face smushed into his back. The junior cooed, “You smell good, you’re the cutest thing I swear, can’t believe this.” Criston eyed her nervously as he stepped in, replying, “You’re a catch, I can’t believe anyone wouldn’t go for you.”

She straightened up, looking into his dark eyes as she admitted, “No, it wasn’t that I was lacking…just searched for the wrong attention I suppose. You’re actually respectful.”

Criston smiled at that, snorting, “Catholic boy values I guess.”

“Or you are a good boy like I said,” she teased, thumbing Criston’s now-flaming cheeks.

“Can I kiss you again?” he eagerly asked.

They locked lips again, her arms around his neck, Criston tilting his face so his damn nose wouldn’t get in the way. His hands were politely shaking at her waist as they made out. Her tongue softly lapped into his mouth, the man gasping and returning the favor.

She moved his shaky hands down to her ass with a snicker. Criston groaned between kisses as he groped her pert ass— fuck, this was heaven! Cole walked her backwards towards the bed, pushing her back onto the freshly made covers. She smiled up at him, lips plump, the led lights from his room casting a neat glow.

“Come on then, can you get the shoes?,” she teased while shucking off her tight black dress. Criston eagerly dropped to the ground, whimpering as his hard cock painfully brushed against the fly of his pants. He quickly undid the thick boots and neatly placed them to the side.

Coming back up, he got an eyeful of pretty fucking titties and manicured hands on his waist. She purred, “Heard you down there, all good babes?” Criston nodded with a swallow and pathetic noise. She cooed while undoing his belt and pants, reminding him of the button down.

Now Criston’s lean body was on display with her own, only underwear between the two. That was perfectly dandy for him as he clambered over her perfect form, now playfully making out on their sides. Every single time his cock would graze the random throw pillow between them he’d whimper into her wet mouth, growing flustered. The front of his briefs were getting sticky.

He tried to not to rut against it, but he had a handful of fucking tit and her soft lips and noises, and Criston was only a weak little bitch! She pulled back to laugh, “You know, I’d much prefer you fuck me making those cute noises. But that’s up to you baby.”

He blinked owlishly, hand moving up her thigh to ask. “You don’t want me to uh- touch you first?”

“Sweetheart, I’m wet enough as is and we can worry about alllll that other stuff later hm?”

Criston made a gutted noise, nodding. She was right, he’d blow all over himself if he got to feel around her pussy for a bit. He rasped, “Yeah, okay, good- lemme get the condom.” He reached over her smaller frame, digging around the side table for the damn condom, trying to put his bravest face on.

Criston made a little ‘aha’ as he snagged the packet, settling onto his haunches and ripping the packet with his teeth. Meanwhile she undid her bra and shucked down wet panties, the slickness hitting his lean thigh. “Hng-fucking shit!,” the brunette accidentally moaned.

“Yeah babes? That’s all for you, here, lemme help.”

She grabbed the tacky lubed condom, rolling it on Criston, her teeth biting into a plump lip. He shuddered through the movement, taught tummy tensing and rolling as he tried to calm down. “There we go, you’re alright, just breathe sweeatheart,” the girl cooed.

Criston nodded haphazardly, easing himself onto his elbows, staring wide-eyed into her own. He wanted to blab about being a virgin, how he was scared of fucking up, how damn pretty and sweet the brunette thought she was. The beauty pecked his lips and cooed, “I know, take it easy, s’fine Criston.”

He jerkily nodded again, lashes fluttering against the faint neon lighting. Criston grabbed his cock and began to ease it into her, gasping wetly. His computer partner took over from there, wrapping soft legs around his waist, murmuring sweet nothings.

Soon he was seated inside her tight, warm, velvet pussy. Criston buried his face between her tits, sniveling and gasping as he tried to fight off every single nerve in his body screaming to let go. He tried to speak, more of a plethora of strangled whines and whimpers escaping his raw throat.

“Shhh, don’t think so much, s’okay Cris, you’re okay,” she hummed while petting soft hands down his heaving flanks and sides. Plush lips planted a kiss on his suddenly wet cheeks. God he was a mess. A whiny, flimsy, wet mess. The way she was squeezing around him made the rational part of his brain realize she enjoyed the pitiful sex still.

“Hn-okay? I- uhohgod- okay?”

She smiled and kissed him, the heels of her feet ushering Criston on. He began to pump slowly, liking the way her soft moan made his chest puff in excitement. The brunette began to build a decent rhythm, panting and moaning between sloppy kisses. He got lost in the feeling, truly.

Soon the cutie was gasping and begging, “Don’t cum yet, j-just, Criston, touch my clit, it’s the nub at the top, yes!, right there!” He listened carefully, thumbing at her swollen nub, panting like a racehorse between suckling at budded nipples. He’d ended up at a breakneck pace, completely over any pretense he was going to make a manly noise tonight.

Criston fought off his orgasm, although it was on top on him now. He moved his lips to hers again, swirling his thumb, thrusting his slim hips into perfect goddamn pussy. He gasped, “Oh, oh, oh God, m’gonna cum baby, m’gonna cummmmm!” The boy would definitely never admit he somewhat squealed.

His cutie whined excitedly under the loud sounds of the bed creaking, lean hips clapping into her softer flesh. She begged, “Right there sweetheart, mm, good boy, good boy! Right there with you!” She clung to his shoulders and tightened down, chanting Criston’s name like a litany.

Criston Cole was pretty sure he saw God when his balls drew up and he slammed back into her welcoming pussy. Sure, there was a condom, but the sophomore’s ears still rung with the choir of angels and he probably sounded like a slip of a thing getting her cunt pounded but it was worth it. So very worth it.

He kept playing with her clit until she milked him, again, crying out happily, throwing her pretty hair back and groaning throatily. “Ohhhhh, f-fuck, oh my god, mmm!,” he eloquently replied to her, feeling another little peak pass through his overstimulated system. He collapsed against her soft frame, panting softly, whimpering every other breath.

Oh god he was crying, this was not the time to be— oh she kissed it away.

“That’s alright baby, you did great, Mhm,” she hummed and nuzzled against his face.

Huh. Maybe he was in love now. Fuck hentai.

[anjaelle]

hii, can you write a dave lisewski x reader where reader is new at school and he volunteers to give her a tour of the school. Dave thinks she is really pretty and wants to be her friend, he asks questions about her and finds out that she likes comics and superhero’s just like he does and he asks her to come to his house after school to watch a new marvel movie that just came out. she says yes and they watch the movie at his house. during the movie dave just can’t keep his eyes off of her and he’s so in love with her even though he just met her.The movie ends and he walks her home because it’s getting late and he doesn’t want her to possibly get into some kind of danger. when they make it to her house( he finds out that they live close to one another) she thanks him for being so kind to her and kisses him on the cheek. he blushes and wishes her a goodnight. from then on they become great friends and maybe even more. (SORRY THIS IS SO LONG, js wanted it to be detailed so it’s easier for you!!🤭)

@baddestdu0y3t

Pairing: Dave Lizewski x New Girl!Reader

Warnings: None. Except general teen awkwardness?

a/n: Ok so I'll be honest and say that I haven't written for highschool characters since I was a highschooler myself about 10-11 years ago. So I'm admittedly a bit rusty. I probably won't make this a regular thing, because I don't really think I'm good at it haha. And I changed some things around and cut some things out for brevity, but kept the important bits. It kind of feels like a coming-of-age romcom.

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Dave would happily get stabbed and hit by a car twenty more times if it meant he wouldn't have to deal with the current situation he was in. He'd dripped oil from his bacon egg and cheese in his lap, and tried to clean the stain with soap and water, which created an almost bigger stain. The hand dryer in the mens room wasn't working, there were no paper towels, and he was running late to homeroom. Todd gave him a sympathetic pat on the back and offered the ever-helpful comment, "Don't freak. It'll dry eventually."

But it'd been a half hour, and it hadn't dried completely. A few people passed him with looks of disgust.

This day was already turning out to be shit, and it was only 9 AM. He shoved his head in his locker, wishing that a sinkhole would form in the middle of the school and swallow him whole. As the hallway cleared, he noticed you looking down at at a paper and distractedly walking in one direction before turning a corner and disappearing. You then turned back around and walked past him again in the other direction, with a furrowed brow and a pouting lower lip. When you turned to pass him a third time, he closed his locker and awkwardly leaned up against it.

"Hey! Are you lost?" He nearly shouted at you. You stopped short, startled out of whatever daze you were in, and looked at him as if you didn't even notice there was another person in the hall until now. Any plans he had to have a normal conversation left him immediately. He cut his eyes away from you. It was like staring into the sun.

"Hi." You re-adjusted your bag on your shoulder, "And yeah. This school is way bigger than my old one and I'm kinda turned around."

"Oh, yeah, totally, for sure. It's--yeah, it's big." He said awkwardly pulling at the straps of his backpack, "I mean, the school is big. The halls are big. It's a maze. Even I still get lost sometimes, and I've been here almost 4 years."

God, Dave, shut the fuck up.

You giggled at him and he felt his cheeks warm at the sound of it.

"Um, can you help me?" You asked, quirking your head to get a better look at him.

"Sure. Yeah, I can walk you to your next class."

You smiled at him and he smiled back, revealing the cutest dimples you'd ever seen.

"What about your class?"

He peeked at your schedule and his brows disappeared under the curls on his forehead, "We have the same homeroom. So we'll be going the same way."

He was very different from the boys you talked to at your previous school. You thought of what your old friends would say about him. You weren't super popular or anything, but you navigated most social spaces with relative ease. It also meant hiding a lot of yourself. Dave had a kind face and warm eyes that studied you with a sense of eager curiosity that flattered you. Incidentally, you were curious about him too.

When you introduced yourself to him and shook his hand, you noticed immediately how strong his grip was and his calloused palms. Most guys you knew with hands like those played contact sports. He didn't seem like the type, at first glance. He seemed to notice your surprise but didn't quite understand the reason behind it.

"Sorry if my hands are sweaty," he said, instinctively wiping them on his pants.

You rushed to ease his fears, "No they weren't! You're fine." And then, "Do you play sports?"

"Nope. I mean...sometimes I play Wii Tennis. I don't know if that counts though."

You giggled again, "I think that counts."

Interesting. Maybe he did woodworking or mechanic stuff like your dad. You made a mental note for later.

You both strolled down the hall in no real rush to make it to your destination as you talked. He was incredibly animated and spoke with his hands when he got into the groove of the conversation. And when you talked about your old school or your family, he actively listened and asked even more questions.

"You're really cool," he finally said, breathlessly. If you could visibly blush, you're sure you would've. You've been called a lot of things, but never "cool" with such earnestness. "I just wish I'd met you when I didn't have bacon stains on my pants."

He looked down at himself again and grimaced at his own misfortune. You could almost laugh at how resigned he was. Like this was just an everyday thing he had to deal with.

"You could just do what the girls do when we have stains on our pants," you suggested. He quirked a questioning brow and you motioned with your hands. "Tie your hoodie around your waist. It'll hide the stain pretty well, I think."

His eyes widened like you'd revealed the secrets of the universe to him, "I...didn't even think of that."

He immediately took his backpack off and dropped it to the ground to unzip his hoodie. When you noticed his tee shirt, you heard an eager gasp slip from you before you could really stop it. His shirt had the different sketched out iterations of Batman's costume designs over the years, which included a mix of his comic and movie suits.

"I just really like your shirt." You explained as he tied his sweater around his waist. "I was raised in a DC household. My dad has a big box of old school batman comics in our basement that I used to poke through when I was a kid."

His face lit up at your confession, "You like comic books?"

"I used to. I mostly just watch the movies now. The good ones, anyway." You said, shrugging. In truth, you hadn't picked a comic up since middle school. You missed reading them sometimes, but you never really had anyone to talk about them with. So you just stopped. You explained as much to him and he hummed in thought.

"Well, you can always talk about them with me. Do you like Marvel, too?"

You scrunched your nose up at him and he gasped.

"I'm sorry," you couldn't help but laugh at his dismayed expression, "I just think most Marvel movies are corny. And the comics can be a little soap opera-y to me. Maybe I'll give the comics another try, but I don't think I've seen any recent movies other than Black Panther and Thor Ragnarok."

When he thought about it, he couldn't really blame you for feeling that way, "If you had to choose, would you say that those were your favorites?"

"Nope," you admitted, "My favorite is Captain America: The Winter Soldier."

"And not Civil War? That one's my favorite."

You shook your head as you both approached the door to your homeroom, "I may have only seen it in parts. I don't really remember it."

He bounced on the balls of his feet nervously and pushed his glasses up the bridge of his nose, "Well if you wanted...we could watch it at my house next Saturday. Only if you want. My dad and my friend Todd will be there, so it won't be just us. But they won't be weird either. At least, I don't think so."

You smiled at him as he babbled on, only reaching out to lightly touch his arm. "Let me ask my mom. She might ask for your dad's number, if that's okay?"

A small smile graced his pretty face.

He nodded, "Totally."

Todd wasn't super happy with the idea of you joining their movie night. But Dave watched him warm up to you until you were both practically friends, too. He felt a twinge of jealousy at how quickly you two got along, but he summed that up to just how friendly and easy to talk to you were. He knew the movie front to back, so he couldn't help but watch you study the movie with deep interest to see how you reacted to his favorite parts. When all was said and done, the three of you sat in the living room discussing Civil War and if you were Team Cap or Team Stark. You all seemed to be in agreement that Tony was a war criminal who indoctrinated child soldiers. But you all were in disagreement about whether Tony deserved to have his ass kicked by two super soldiers.

"He literally didn't even know that he did anything wrong!" You argued to Todd, who rolled his eyes.

"You're only saying that about Bucky because you think he's hot."

"Maybe so," you admitted, "but my point still stands. He was brainwashed, he wasn't responsible."

"So you wouldn't be upset if I killed your parents, and Dave knew but hid it from you, and then beat you up when you found out?" The blond asked, popping a pretzel in his mouth, "I dunno. I'd be pretty upset."

"That's different, Dave would tell me." You responded with a coy wink at your new best friend.

Todd groaned, "You think he'd throw me under the bus for you?"

"I mean--" Dave cut in, pushing himself from the couch to stand to his feet and stretch, "--she is really pretty. And she smells nice. You're not as pretty and you just smell like Axe."

Todd gasped in mock hurt and you motioned to yourself as if to say "look at the material."

When 9:00 hit, you said goodbye to Dave's father who invited you and your family back for dinner, and hugged Todd goodbye.

"You're still wrong about Tony." He mumbled.

"You're in denial."

"You're In denial."

When you broke away to hug Dave he hesitated, "I was going to walk you home if that's okay with you. No pressure. I just...Uber is expensive on Saturday nights, and I know you don't live too far. But I don't want you to feel unsafe."

You noticed Todd shoot an odd glance at Dave before schooling his features. You made another mental note, but nodded.

"Sure, thanks."

You still weren't used to how long city blocks were. So even though you lived only a few blocks away, it felt like so much longer. Despite everything, you were surprised by how quiet this section of Manhattan was at night. Some people milled about, either going to or coming from someplace else. The air was brisk enough to add a jolt of energy to your system, but it still wasn't so cold that you felt any rush to get home.

"So what's up with the callouses?" You suddenly asked. Dave seemed confused by the question, so you grabbed his hand and held it up to him, then turned his hands over to show his reddened knuckles.

"Oh. I-I'm a...boxer. I box." He stammered, shoving his hands in his pockets.

"Really?"

"Yeah. Only my dad and Todd don't know. So don't, like, bring it up around them. They'd freak out."

You hummed, "Okay."

He let out a sigh of relief. A sharp gust of wind from a passing wind tunnel chilled you to the bone, and you looped your arm through his.

"Oh!" You said, surprised.

"Are you cold?" He leaned in closer to you, "We can walk faster if you want."

"I just..my hands are a bit cold." That didn't explain the way you were wrapped around his arm like a boa constrictor. But he didn't seem to mind. He shifted his hand in his sweater pocket.

"There's some room."

You felt your stomach flutter when his hand brushed against yours in his sweater pocket. The flutter turned into a rapid thud when his fingers laced through yours. Despite how ice cold your hands were, he didn't pull away.

"Is that okay?" He asked, shyly, fully prepared to move his hand if you objected. You gave his fingers a small squeeze.

"It's great, actually."

You carried on the casual conversation for another few blocks before stopping at a newly renovated brownstone. He realized then that your family definitely had more money than his.

"Here we are."

You slipped your hand out of his grasp when you realized you still had it in his pocket.

"So...I'll see you monday?" He asked, fidgeting with a loose piece of string on his sleeve.

"Of course."

"Awesome."

"Yeah."

You looked him over one last time before you parted ways. He was your first real friend since you moved, but you still felt like there was so much about him that you didn't know. Not because he was particularly secretive, but because you felt like there was more to him than he let on. You unconsciously reached up and moved a curl away from his eyes. A small smile pulled at the corner of his mouth, in response.

"What?" He asked.

"Nothing," you said, "I just think you're really cool, Dave Lizewski."

His smile bloomed into a wide grin, exposing the deep dimples in his cheeks. "You're cool, too. Probably the coolest person I know, actually."

Your heart was thudding in your ears when you leaned up to press a gentle, lingering kiss to his cheek. Before you pulled away, you heard him gasp softly in surprise.

You suddenly felt your phone vibrate in your pocket and checked to see that it was your mom asking where you were.

You usually let your mom know ahead of time when you were on your way home, but you felt uncharacteristically out of sorts. You shot her a quick text letting her know you were outside.

"I hate to do this," you said, finally breaking him out of his stupor, "I really have to go now. Mom's asking questions. Text me when you get home, okay, Curly?"

You gently touched his arm and climbed the steps of your house to the front door. He gave you a weak thumbs up, but he still stared at you with a shocked, flushed face. "G-gotcha."

"And don't forget."

"I won't. I promise."

When you finally shut the door behind you, you peeked out of the small eyehole to watch as he touched his face in surprise and walked down the street in the wrong direction.

[lcvehee]

lost and found (smau)

#11. 4 lifers

꩜ .ᐟ a/n: classes started again this week!! i am not ready but fuck it we ball. anyways, hope you enjoy this long chapter (i ohysically cannot write short ones idk why haha)

꩜ .ᐟ 0.9k words.

꩜ .ᐟ synopsis: a few weeks have gone by and their friend circles seem to have merged. chaos ensues.

"what?" yeri gasped, putting her iced americano down, "everyday?" she added.

anton nodded. y/n shrugged.

"we found out we had some classes together this semester, so we usually end up studying together after."

anton scoffed. "that still doesn't explain you two hanging out everyday? surely, you don't have classes in common everyday?"

"first of all, we just get along, okay? plus, it's not really everyday..." y/n sighed. she downed the remainder of her iced matcha in one go, making her cough.

yeri rolled her eyes and said, "that's what you get for not telling the truth." this made y/n glare at her.

"what. do. you. mean." she huffed out in between coughs.

yeri took her time taking a bite out of her fruit tart and sipping on her coffee. "i just think you're being stubborn. you know you can tell us if you like someone right?"

anton choked on his crepe as he heard this.

"what? it's true!" yeri laughed.

"but i don't!"

y/n just couldn't understand why yeri was insisting on this. she clearly didn't know about how frustrating sohee was. he just knew how to get on her nerves! yeah, sure, the guy's cute and all, but that cheeky attitude of his that only seemed to appear when he's alone with her was downright infuriating. y/n simply found yeri's ardent feelings on the matter laughable.

"giselle, back me up!"

"no comment." giselle smiled sheepishly. y/n looked up a the sky and sighed deeply.

"this is my 13th reason."

"girl, i have all the receipts on my phone..." yeri showed her gallery, full of screenshots.

"oh."

the three raised their eyebrows at her.

"i guess we do hangout everyday now." y/n laughed weakly. "but!" she cleared her throat, "that doesn't mean we like each other!"

"yeah, yeah, okay." yeri waved her off, "sure jan."

y/n grimaced.

"kinda off topic, but," anton cut in, sheepish. "when you guys went to a bar the day you met, i didn't tell you what happened after i picked you up at the bus stop..." y/n turned to him, dumbfounded.

"i thought i blacked out?"

"yes, but before that, you were blabbering like an idiot. full offense."

"i would pay to see that." yeri snorted.

"and you seemed pretty cheerful, you know? so i was kinda confused when you two kinda had beef afterwards..."

this was the first time y/n heard this.

"what'd i say?"

"honestly, it was like... 3 or 4 weeks ago, i don't remember much," he muttered, "all i remember is you saying you had fun, wanting to see him again and stuff... then falling asleep."

expecting y/n to deny this vehemently, anton was surprised at her calm demeanor. y/n's heart started to race, thoughts starting to spin.

"what the fuck did we do that night?"

"maybe you can ask sohee?" giselle blurted out, noticing y/n's frown.

"well, i did, not long after... and he said he didn't know."

"you should ask him, maybe he remembers now?" y/n gulped, dreading to discover the truth.

— the next day.

the professor was yapping about the proof for theorem 3.16 when lee sohee looked at the clock on his phone.

2:54pm, 6 minutes left.

he turned to his left and showed his phone to y/n, nudging her arm.

"library after?" he whispered.

y/n shook her head, then scribbled something on her ipad.

"you want go at my place? why?" he whispered, tilting his head. "i thought you wanted to revise again for the calculus–"

someone shushed him before he could finish his question.

"later," she mouthed, already turning her focus back on the prof.

— at his apartment.

"so what did you have to say to me that needed a change of scenery? or did you want to see my apartment so bad?" he sat on his desk chair, throwing his beanie absentmindedly on his bed.

y/n shifted uncomfortably, sitting on the edge of his bed.

truth to be told, sohee was nervous. from the moment he laid his eyes on her this morning, y/n seemed different. he didn't know what to do. she'd avoid his gaze and laugh weakly at his teasing. instead of indulging in his banter and countering with quick remarks, she'd freeze up.

sohee's eyes softened. "did something happen?"

"not really..."

"then why are you so... tense?" he asked, looking at her. y/n did not expect to see concern in his eyes when she looked up.

"it's just... do you really don't remember what happened that night? when we got drunk?"

"you said, verbatim, 'we don't talk about that night'. so i thought... you remembered what happened." he uttered, shocked at the revelation.

"i said that because i thought i did something embarassing!" y/n gestured at herself. "anton told me i was... really happy that night," she muttered the last part, hugging one knee to her chest.

sohee's breath got caught in his throat at those words. "really?" he smiled, his ears turning pink.

"listen to me." y/n clicked her tongue, forcing a frown on her face. "i'm not trying to boost your ego. now, what the hell did we do?"

he stiffened at her question. he was playing it cool until now, but how was he supposed to leave unscathed without lying? he didn't want to expose the cringy shit they did. for his own dignity. and hers! all he wanted was to bury that in the past and start afresh with her.

i guess that plan's going straight to the trash. i gotta tell her.

y/n sent him quizzical look. "so?"

"i didn't tell you at that time because, frankly, i was embarassed."

y/n scoffed, not believing him. "you, embarassed? what?"

"i still am." he fake coughed. "let me finish." he clicked his tongue repeatedly, shaking his head in a joking manner.

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[spiralling-thoughts]

A conversation popped into my head of the scenario where the tributes and the mentors get trapped in the arena and the mentors attempt to apologise and it goes horribly that they admit defeat and ask sejanus for advice , I think I am going to call this the stuck with you au (lame and basic I know)

Vipsania: sejanus treech still refuses to talk to me even though I told him I am sorry

Urban: and teslee isn't even looking at me

Livia : same I said I apologise 2 times at this point and facet is still looking at me like he's wishing I get burned on a stick

Facet who is sitting mere feet away: wow the only time you managed to read my mind 😑

Livia: OH CMON I forgave you for all the insults that you screamed in my face , all my life nobody has ever called me a b**** or a jerk or any of the things you said to me

Facet: maybe not in your face 😑 (yes inspired by legally blonde)

Livia: are you.....ugh I said I am sorry can you please now get over it how do you people in the districts express your sorry

Sejanus: how do you expect him to get over the fact that you treated him like an object and didn't bother feeding him and the same goes for you vipsania you left treech to feed himself even though it was your responsibility and urban teslee doesn't owe you anything you have been nothing but rude and mean to her of course she wouldn't want to talk to you and honestly talking to you is extremely exhausting also all of you are acting like a simple sorry would let people who you left to starve and viewed as objects and trophies yet you would get angry for things far simpler and pity than that

All 3 of them: oh cmon we are not that pity

Sejanus: 😑 vipsania you once stopped talking to florus for an entire month because he managed to out run you in gym class, Livia you accused Io of stealing your money because you didn't like that she kept getting better grades than you and urban you literally yell at anyone who so much as ask you for a pen

*awkward silence for minutes*

Treech: haha you people in the capitol are so pitiful I once forgave my friend brancher for accidentally dropping wood on my feet I couldn't stay angry at him because he offered to support me until I get to a healer

Lamina: yeah and he kept apologising for the rest of the week

Treech: exactly I couldn't stay mad at him and it was just an accident it happens all the time

Sorry if this dialogue sounds wonky

[enid-rhees]

Okay so that idea you have about the reader bringing Enid piercings got me thinking about non-apocalyptic/pre-apocalyptic Enid au...

Imagine being in your senior year with Enid, cept' she looks more like this:

*just pretend this is Enid not Elisia lmao-*

Andddd reader has a crush on Enid. She's intrigued by her piercings and her style...

So one day, Enid catches reader staring during class and teases her later on for it.

AGHHH IDK, I HAVE SO MANY Highschool!Enid au IDEASSS-

I'm sorry this is incredibly confusing...idek what I'm saying at this point haha, I'm high af rn 💀✋

ohhhh i love this and i’m able to picture this super cute interaction AAAA okay okay (and i am too 😭)

warnings: none! it’s just a really cute story :’)) although maybe a warning bc i based part of this on how it used to be in high school for me kinda (mostly the lunch part)

a/n: hope u all enjoy! 🫶🏻 requests are back open! if you’d like to request, just read pinned! all info is there :) also for the plot, you are an adopted Grimes child.

you hated math. everything about it was confusing, and you were never able to get the hang of it. the class was long, the teacher was boring, you would quite literally wish to be anywhere but here.

there was only one good thing about math class: Enid Rhee.

Enid Rhee is the girl that sat in the desk across from you. she was smart, insanely pretty, and had this nose piercing that somehow made her even prettier.

if you were being honest, you had a crush on Enid. scratch that - you had a huge crush on Enid. it was a bit pathetic, really. the two of you barely talked, and the few times you did, it left your face burning like crazy. she’s helped you with your in-class work, guiding you through each problem to help you pass.

you loved the way she dressed, how she expressed herself. she always wore darker clothing, and always wore this beanie on her head. but it was cute.

Enid always paid attention in class, because she never really spoke to anyone. she had her group of friends, but you only saw them together at lunch, which took place right after this class. that was also another good thing about math.

“okay, who knows the answer to question three?” the teacher called out, you jumped slightly at the loudness of his voice in the quiet classroom.

for a few seconds, nobody raised their hand. you kept your head down, making it seem like you were still working.

“ah, Enid! you know the answer?” you snapped your head up, Enid had her hand raised. she put it down, “six hundred and eighty seven?” she questioned unsurely.

god, she looked so cute. her maroon eyeshadow really made her green eyes pop, making it easy to get lost in them.

“yes! good, Enid! that’s the answer! everybody, make sure you write that down.” as everyone looked back down at their papers, your eyes were stuck in Enid.

she wrote down the answer, and started to move onto the next one. you sat there, your chin resting in the palm of your hand as you watched her with what could only be described as heart eyes.

she looked so cute when she was concentrated, biting her lip as she tried to figure out the answer.

“Y/N!” you jumped in your seat once more when the teacher yelled your name. your face burned as you looked up at him. “i asked you what the answer was to question four?” he asked, clearly annoyed with you for not paying attention.

“u-um,” you stuttered, looking down at your paper, when you looked back up, Enid was looking at you, a soft smile on her face. it made your face burn more.

she then held up 5 fingers underneath her desk. you quickly looked away, “the answer is five… sir.”

“correct! good job, Y/N. make sure to pay attention next time, yeah?” you nodded and put your head back down, mentally cursing at yourself for being caught doing that.

the bell suddenly rang and everyone stood up from their seats, shoving the paper into their folder and into their bag. “whatever you don’t finish is homework!” the teacher announced as everyone was leaving.

as you were putting your folder and notebook back into your bag, Enid appeared next to you. “hi.” she smiled.

“hi.” you smiled back, trying to act calm despite your racing heart. “having… trouble with the work?” she questioned, almost teasingly.

you looked down, trying to hide your growing smile. “uh, yeah. something like that.”

Enid thought for a moment, her eyes looking up at the ceiling briefly. “wanna uh, sit somewhere together at lunch? i could help you.”

it took you a moment to process what she said. your heart felt like it was going to explode. you were surprised she couldn’t hear how loud your heart was beating inside your chest.

“y-yeah. i’d love to.” you told her. her smile grew wider. “great, let’s go.”

you made your way to the cafeteria in silence, not knowing what to say to her. you hoped that maybe she felt equally as nervous.

the two of you got in line for food. Enid picked up two trays, handing one to you. you gave her a small smile as a thank you. thin crusted pizza sat in pans behind the glass, and you sighed in relief.

normally, you hated school food. but the pizza was somewhat good, and one of the most tolerable foods the school had to offer. didn’t go well with chocolate milk, though.

Enid led you to a two-chair table near the back of the cafeteria. when you sat down, you gave her a gave her a look of uncertainty, “are your uh, friends okay with you not sitting with them?”

she brushed it off with her hand, “they’re fine.” you nodded and took a bite of the pizza. “by the way, you didn’t have to give me the answer.” you chuckled.

Enid shrugged, “i don’t know, seemed like you were pretty distracted by something.” she said in a tone you couldn’t decipher.

you fumbled with the milk carton in your hand as you tried to think of what to say back. was it really that obvious you were staring at her?

“you know, if you like the way i look you can just tell me.” Enid said, confirming your thoughts from two seconds ago. you looked down at your food and tried to hide your embarrassment.

“sorry i-“ you laughed, genuinely at a loss for words. you took a deep breath, “i think you’re cool as hell, Enid.” you chuckled nervously. “you intrigue me.”

“yeah?” she questioned. “how?”

you shrugged, “i mean- your style, i love it. you’re… funny, and smart. but you’re quiet in class unless you have to answer a question. and something about it, i just really like.” you admitted, and you swore your heart was about to pound out of your chest any second.

Enid smiled, a tint of red highlighting her cheeks. “i think you’re pretty cool too.”

but she cleared her throat immediately, shaking her head slightly. “but uh, would you like some help with Mr. Rovia’s work? just so you don’t have to do it at home.”

you blinked, “yeah- yeah that would be nice.” you pulled your folder out of your bag and took the sheet of paper out. Enid pulled out her pen, immediately solving the next problem.

Enid then moved her chair closer to yours, and your shoulders were basically touching. you felt your heart start to race again.

she started to guide you through each problem, and if you were being honest, Enid was a better help than Mr. Rovia ever was. but that also went for most teachers anyway.

before you knew it, the two of you had finished the work. “thanks, Enid. genuinely.” you told her. “i’m always here to help.” she responded.

the bell rang again, signaling that lunch was over. you threw away the leftover food and placed the tray on top of the bin. your next class was science, another class you shared with Enid. but you also shared that class with your little shit of a brother, Carl.

when you entered the classroom, Enid pulled you by the sleeve over to an empty table with two seats. you looked over, and luckily, Carl was busy talking with his friend Henry.

Carl knew about your crush on Enid, and would take every opportunity he had to embarrass you if he saw you with her right now.

“hey, isn’t that your brother?” Enid questioned. you nodded, “yep. little asshole.”

Enid giggled, and that might’ve been one of the prettiest sounds you’ve ever heard.

“alright class!” the teacher shouted. it was highly unnecessary, given that the classroom was small and everyone was already paying attention.

“i’ve assigned a project.” she announced, and few people groaned. “oh hush. this one is more entertaining than the others. for this project, you need to make a replica of a volcano and recreate an eruption. you’ll be working with one other student, the person you’re sitting next to.”

you and Enid turned to each other with wide smiles. you’re unable to control how happy you are on the inside, knowing that this could bring you guys closer, and maybe-

“take your computers out and start researching the different types of eruptions that can occur with your partner. this project is due Friday.”

Enid pulled hers out, “ready to completely ace this project… partner?” she asked with the cutest grin.

you couldn’t help but get lost in her eyes once more, not understanding how someone this beautiful was in front of you.

you bit your lip as you tried to hide your own lovesick smile, “yeah… let’s do it.”

[wilsons-striped-ties]

march tc challenge (days 1-31 oneshot)

original post here!

1. Has your TC ever helped you with any personal issues?

no but he knows of some of them now!

2. Have you ever embarrassed yourself in front of your TC?

ALL THE TIME UGH but not really HAHA just an awkward bumbling rambling blushing mess 24/7 365 oh but there was one time when i was still working in the canteen at high school and i accidentally served him the wrong coffee LMAOOO that was so embarrassing ugh

3. What was your most memorable moment with your TC?

when i gave him the cupcakes for his birthday? if not, when he always uses me for examples or when he made me get up in front of the class to plan an extra lesson during the holidays because no one was listening to him and so i got to suit the timing to myself HAHAH

4. Have you ever thought of getting over your TC?

mango yeah, passion fruit i don't see the point in getting over him anytime soon HHAHAHA

5. What song would you use to tell your TC about your feelings for him/her?

...secret love song? favourite by isabel larosa

6. What would be the perfect way your TC would admit his/her feelings for you?

ANY WAY IS OKAY

7. What would be the perfect way you would admit your feelings for your TC?

in a note probably, along with something baked so he can ignore it if he wants to

8. What is the one thing that made you fall for your TC?

he takes the time to know me and he remembers what we talk about and he always seems genuinely happy to see me around even though i literally used to come back every month or something and he's really thoughtful actually

9. Has your TC ever given you something as a gift?

a handwritten note to everyone in my class and a copy of the school's semester one magazine cause i asked for it

10. Is your TC in a relationship? If yes, have you met their girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/etc.?

married, haven't met his wife before but i've seen his youngest kid (he has three)

11. What quote best describes your feelings for your TC?

i have the perfect one:

"don't walk past me like a stranger," i say. and i laugh so he doesn't know that i'm begging, that i really mean /how am i supposed to live without you when i started living because of you/.

12. What type of man/woman is he/she?

he's an interesting man. most only know him surface level, scary, good teacher, goofy classes, but underneath he is the biggest softie ever, he's sweet and thoughtful and he has so random lore and he's interesting in general

13. Is your tc married/has children/has pets?

married with three kids

14. Cutest thing he/she told you.

"are you not gonna do the customary?" (he meant me taking a picture with him)

15. What would you do if your TC would be drunk and tell you that she/he loves you?

tell him he's drunk but maybe find a way to quietly confess too and go home and scream about it but hope he doesn't remember it

16. Has your TC ever said anything to you that hurt your feelings?

successfully, nope! he just sometimes leaves me on read and i'm like :<

17. Do you know anything about your TC other students don’t know?

I KNOW SO MUCH THEY ALL DONT KNOW MUAHAHAHAHA i know his favorite fruit his birthday some things that the printing lady in my school has said some things that the canteen auntie has said and generally quite a lot of things, probably the extent of his leg injury too

18. Have you and your TC grown closer since the beginning of your relationship?

FOR SUREEEE

19. If I was your TC, what would you say to me right now?

I DONT KNOW I'd say hi and maybe just chat with him a little?

20. Tell us three things you want to tell him about you.

my birthday, maybe my struggles and whatever he wants to know about me!

21. What is the nicest thing your TC has ever said to you?

he always says that he has full confidence in me and today he said college was a time for me to spread my wings and he's just so encouraging towards me OH and on teacher's day he said that whatever i bake is always nice HEHE

22. Have you ever told your TC anything you wish you hadn’t told them?

nope, i think?

23. What was your first impression of your TC?

the moment he walked in on the second lesson (cause first lesson i was doing orientation duty) i already knew history was going to be my favourite lesson because it was instantly goofy and interesting from the start

24. If you could date your TC without anyone knowing, would you?

I WOULDDDDDDDDD

25. Is there something your TC does that makes you smile every time he/she does that?

every time he initiates a picture with me, or when he waves to me with that shy smile of his and im like aflsdfjkdgbljkahfkjdshkd sir-

26. Does your TC have any cute/weird/funny habits?

he always uses this emoji 😊 and every time he will text 'lol' in all small letters but he's never said it out before and he always eats the same thing from the same stall and will make it a point to talk to the drinks stall and the stall i worked at before going home

27. What is your favourite moment with your TC so far?

maybe when i gave him cupcakes for his birthday, but also every moment is my favourite moment with him because it's always unique in a way despite the circumstances being the same some times hehe

28. Imagine you graduated and you’re in a relationship with your TC. You told your parents about your relationship but they don’t support you. What would you do?

too bad i guess????

29. Do any of your friends/family know that you have a TC?

yeah my sister publicly teases me about passion fruit until my mother knows and my father and grandma knows to a certain extent and everyone knows i favour him but my junior does ship me a little bit in a sarcastic way

30. How do you think your TC would react if they’d find your blog?

if i'm being VERY honest he'd probably be curious and maybe even confront me about it but he won't be too bothered by it i guess?

31. What is the weirdest dream you’ve had about your TC?

don't have one eh

[aoyama-division]

ARB Birthday Special 2024: Tomi Chōten

~~ August 14th ~~

"It's all about the money."

Login Lines:

*Sighs* "Back home... I won't say I missed it, but... I am... a bit glad to be back. I had almost forgotten how Aoyama looks. ...Hino. Good to see you again. ...Yes, the honeymoon went spectacularly, thank you for asking. Miho-san and I had a wonderful time. ...What's this now? A welcome home gift? No? Then..."

"A... birthday gift? ...Oh. It is my birthday today, isn't it? I can't believe I returned home on the day of my birth. I must have been having such a good time, I forgot. ...Well, thank you, nonetheless, Hino-san."

Voice Lines:

"28 years old. Hard to believe that I'm two years away from being. ...I won't say I'm looking forward to it. But then again, why am I worried about things that haven't happened yet? Perhaps, I've been spending too much time among the common class, as of late."

"My parents, (un)fortunately, stated they wouldn't be around to celebrate my birthday. My mother stated that she grew a bit envious seeing me and Miho together, so she forced my father to take her on a vacation, i.e., a second honeymoon. ...I'd say I'm sad that they're not around, but... well, it's no different from usual. At least, they forwarded some money to my account. ...But I really miss my birthdays when I was younger..."

"Miho-san called and wished me a 'happy birthday', which I thanked her for. I escorted her back home after we had arrived in Japan. It was really nice to spend a month and a half with her without worrying about things here in Japan. ...Perhaps, I should endeavor to take her on a vacation twice a year, for both our birthdays. I think it would do us both a world of good."

"Karada. ...Yes, it's good to see you again too. I'm glad you took care of Aoyama in my absence. ...The honeymoon was pleasant. Miho-san and I had a very good time. ...Oh, our pictures on PROFILE? Yes, we visited a variety of places. We couldn't decide where to go, so we chose a number of good spots. …Well, if you need any good spots, I'll be sure to recommend some."

"Anyway, if nothing else, I... ...Oh, a birthday gift? ...Oh, a humidor for my cigars? Wow, this is a bit surprising coming from you, Karada, especially since you're the only one of us who doesn't smoke. ...No, no, it's fine. Thank you, Karada."

"Luis. ...I and Miho-san's honeymoon was fine, thank you very much. ...Look, whatever issue you have with my wife, get over it, please do get over it. Regardless of rather you like it or not, she and I are husband and wife, and will continue to be so, so please let it go. ...Well, I'm glad to hear that. ...As I said before, your glibness does you no credit, Kōkyū."

"So, was there something else you wanted? ...What are these now? ...Opera tickets? ...Oh, I did mention that Miho-san and I were into opera, didn't we? I'm surprised you were listening. ...And these are high-rise seats? Hmm. If I didn't know any better, Kōkyū, I'd say you were getting used to Miho-san's presence. ...Haha. Well, thank you for this. I'll be sure to find time for Miho-san and I to use these."

Karada Lines:

"Hey Tomi! Welcome back to Japan! It's good to see you again! ...Of course, man! I wasn't gonna let nothing happen to this city while you were gone! Not on my watch! But anyway, how was the honeymoon?! I saw some of your pics on PROFILE. You and Miho-san looked adorable! ...Oh man! I gotta convince Lola if I can take her on a vacation sometime! ...Hey, maybe you and Miho can join us! Just think about it, okay?"

"Oh, by the way, happy birthday, man! Yeah, it's a case for your cigars! ...Hey, I still don't see how you and Luis smoke those things, but hey, I'm not judging. ...Glad you like it, Tomi! Happy birthday again, and welcome back!"

Luis Lines:

"Tomi. Welcome back, I guess. And how was your little getaway with your bride? ...Hmph, glad to hear it. ...Issues? Oh, you misunderstand me, Chōten. Whatever so-called "issues" I have with your wife, I assure you, that are quite miniscule compared to some of the other people in the D.R.B. Do I care for her? No. But compared to others in this rap tournament, she's not worth getting upset over. ...Glad to know I have your approval. ...Whatever."

"Anyway, here. ...Yeah, I won these off some radio show, but I personally can't stand opera. But I know you and your bride do, so... here. ...Don't flatter yourself, Chōten. ...Whatever. I'm out. Give your wife my regards."

[kckenobi]

thanks for the tag @katierosefun !!!! 💗

do you make your bed? hardly EVER, but in my defense, I pretty much am only in my bedroom when I'm going to sleep or am talking on the phone

what's your favorite number? It's been 8 since I was a kid and my mom said it was her favorite number ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

what is your job? teacher!

if you could go back to school, would you? I'm finishing my masters in a couple of weeks, and unfortunately I really haven't enjoyed it — but that's not because I don't like learning and school, more just a product of the actual institution and the fact that doing night classes half-time with a full-time job is fuckin hard!!! so I wouldn't rule out going back to school, especially because someday I think I'd like to train future teachers and that often involves a PhD, so we'll see :)

can you parallel park? YES and that's honestly my greatest flex.

a job you had that would surprise people? I don't think i have any super surprising past jobs.....i sing in weddings on the side? And funerals?

do you think aliens are real? Totally, it's statistically SO unlikely that the conditions for life as we know it occurred only once

can you drive a manual car? Okay listen,,,,LISTEN,,,.,,,I HAVE driven a manual car. I CAN. However,,,,,it was horrific. My grandfather taught me bc he had a manual and thought everyone should know how to use a stick shift, and I was like haha!!! How hard can it be!!! I love learning new things!!! WRONG it was SO HARD the car stalled CONSTANTLY bc I couldn't time the clutch/gas change properly, literally hyperventilated when I had to (gasp) STOP AT A RED LIGHT on a HILL bc oh god what if it starts going backward and I can't stop WHAT IF— so yeah, honestly I wish I liked it bc it did feel kind of cool, like flying a space ship bc you as the driver have so much more control than with an automatic transmission. But sadly, I did not cross the bridge from stressful to enjoyable lol

what's your guilty pleasure? I try not to feel guilt about the things I enjoy, but maybe it's how much sugar I like in my tea and coffee?

tattoos? sadly I have a weird thing about symmetry (and also making permanent decisions LOL) that I think will probably prevent me from getting one, but I do like the thought

favorite color? probably green!

favorite type of music? folk!!! We love some acoustic guitar and cutting lyrics

do you like puzzles? It seems so contrary to my personality but I actually hate puzzles. They take too long and for no reward bc then you just have to put it all away lol

any phobias? I am claustrophobic, though I've gotten so much better than I used to be!!! Ur girl can ride elevators and be totally calm unless they make weird sounds or there's too many people on them, which is fabulous woooooOoOoOo!!! Also randomly, this is a new one, needles?

favorite childhood sport? I was not a sports person, but baseball

do you talk to yourself? I have an hour commute to work, so the 2 hours I spend alone in the car daily are RIPE with out-loud conversations I have with myself

what movie(s) do you adore? Finch made me SOB, in the best way, and it's still one of my favorites even though I haven't seen it since the first time 3 years ago. Just—at the end of the world there are still butterflies. And to keep going, to be human, is to just love someone more than yourself. TEARS

coffee or tea? I hate that now my answer is generally COFFEE, who am I, i identified as a tea drinker for so long

first thing you wanted to be growing up? an astronaut (but alas, see claustrophobia), and a singing veterinarian (maybe I thought I'd sing the animals back to health, who knows?)

no-pressure tags: @lightasthesun @giggles-and-freckles @pandora15 @siarrawrites @ahsokryze @skywalker-tano-kenobi

[yanderelovlies]

✨Galaxy Anon ✨ here!

Haha you forget viví? Friends also have to tease each other until they scream for mercy hehehe suffer pfft. Let me think about it….No.

But I still feel bad viví! Just talking with you is enough for me! It shows you care that you even respond to me and call me a friend! I probably wouldn’t take it until I really want something, I will feel bad and hate spending others money unless it was for food…then spend that money since I love food lol. Well at least you have lots of guts but I know I would feel embarrassed still since my stuff can either be normal to my god what the hell why do you like that?! Not to mention alot of stuff I’m into I really have no one to talk to about most of it since usually they aren’t into it or I’m afraid they judge me. Mostly the latter. So I’m grateful you even care about me so thanks for that.

It does I mean I get whey we use it but damn does it suck. Oh makes sense so like a discount basically. Yeah I get that I mean it’s already stressful keeping your grades up in class but having the pressure so you have a easier way to college? Nerve wracking and stress inducing.

At least you care since unfortunately a lot of siblings don’t care enough or put down there siblings. I think your doing a lot now since you worrying about that and even some parents don’t give two shits about it or claim it’s too hard to understand now. I’m sure you are, more than you think. Your amazing seeing how sweet you are viví.

Yes unfortunately especially now it can cost your life being a Good Samaritan on the road if someone needs help and they can rob or even worse kill you. And all people you wanted to be a good person.

Yeah I knew I made a good call. I maybe would’ve have either freaked out or get very aggressive then, mostly the latter if I wasn’t emotional more prepared than how I first started out when first working there. And for sure I don’t want to also get aggressive to some other customers for one lady attitude and they had nothing to do with it. I have done it before and I’m not proud of it since they shouldn’t have gotten my anger.

Pppfffttt moving on! This isn't bully vi hours for their questionable tastes.

IM THE SAME WAY AND IT DRIVES MY FAMILY WILD. I'm always getting them things and when they go "Hey want something?" I just tell them nah I'm good. Then I get asked, "how come you don't let me get things for you." Because I feel bad taking other people's hard-earned money!!!

Not to be too straightforward, but I would love to hear about your fandoms. It's one of my favorite subjects, and who knows we might have some in common! (Lowkey I miss the hoodie ugh I keep looking at the picture).

It really is though, and the fact that I have to take harder math classes lowkey scares me. I am having a blast with Philosophy, sociology, and psychology. I was having fun with composition until this professor. My last one was cool and even sent pictures of his dogs with every assignment.

Aww making my blush

I'm just trying my best. I even had a little evening outing with them. Did some gift card shopping then just rode around and sang our hearts out.

God going for a walk or jog could get you unalived these days. Which always scares the shit out of me since it's in my exercise routine. So I never go alone or without pepper spray. I also trust no one. I'm polite I say good morning, but I'm always keeping am ear open.

Hey at least you learned from that and made yourself better! Might I also add I have so much respect for you for being able to handle that on the daily. People are just getting meaner for no reason, and you don't deserve it.

[purplesurveys]

1688

Any recent purchases? I got sooooooooo much pasalubong from my Thailand trip that I’ve barely spent anything on my current Malaysia trip, lol. But besides vacation expenses, the last big purchase I did was my new sneakers.

Have you ever thought about giving up on life completely? Well yes, many times. I wasn’t exactly the healthiest person mentally not too long ago.

Have you seen the entire Harry Potter series? Nope. I haven’t finished any of the movies, then book-wise I stopped at around the fifth book.

Do you still have both of your parents? I do.

Do you live very far away from Kansas? VERY far.

Do you enjoy cuddling? Sure, it’s cute. I haven’t done it in a while though.

Do you play video games? Just basic, family-friendly ones. I can never finish those that actually have a storyline, aka a good 90% of video games haha; I leave that skill to my sister and dad.

How many colors are in your hair right now? I just had it dyed earlier this month so the purple is still extremely dominant and vibrant and I don’t see much black growing back just yet.

Do you have your full license yet? As opposed to an...incomplete(?) license? Hahaha in any case yes I have my driver’s license. Kinda need it on me at all times as I drive a lot and you never know what establishments would ask an ID from me.

Do you have the same color eyes as your mother? Yes. Well all Filipinos have dark brown eyes anyway, so it’s not like we have a lot of wiggle room as far as physical features.

Does your significant other boss you around a lot? I’m not seeing anyone.

Do you prefer winter or summer? I wanna pick out winter even though I’ve never experienced it, just because I like feeling cold and I know what summer feels like (aka not pleasant).

Do you know anyone who has overdosed? Hmm. I don’t think so. Maybe just from gossip that goes around but I’ve never been invested to care or to stalk deep enough to figure out if it’s true.

Are you a fan of PDA (public displays of affection)? It’s whatever. I have the choice to look away if I think the couple looks gross. Otherwise, you do you. Love away!

Have you ever been put to sleep for surgery? I have not, and the thought terrifies me. What do you mean they’ll slice me open and I won’t even feel it? 😭

Where are your siblings as of now? They’re in their respective rooms in our Airbnb, most likely sleeping as it is currently 1:40 AM.

What color shirt are you wearing as of now? It’s white.

What is your favorite class? I’m not in school anymore but I always looked forward to history. Back in college I had a bit of freedom in terms of electives I could choose, and I made it a point to make most of them history majors classes, hehe.

Are you in love with someone right now? Nopes.

Can you speak any other languages than the one you’re fluent in? I’m fluent in both English and Filipino. I can understand extremely basic spoken Spanish and Korean, but I’d be a lot better reading either language.

Do you take a lot of photos? Nah. The only time I whip out my phone camera is if I’m going through an extremely new experience, which doesn’t happen a lot anyway. Topline examples: my Yoongi concert and ongoing vacations in Thailand + Malaysia.

When you were little, did you think band-aids healed everything? Yes. And the Asian way of healing wounds and bruises – blowing on them, lol.

Have you ever had a pregnancy scare? Not at all.

Where do you download music from? I use Spotify; I haven’t downloaded music in more than a decade.

Have you ever cheated on someone before? Never.

Have you ever attempted suicide? Yes more times than I can count.

Do you know what ‘irony’ means? Yes, but I will say the word sometimes still confuses me...it’s the reason I just opt to never use it in sentences hahahaha.

How many pillows do you normally sleep with? Two is more than enough.

Do you lose your remote often? I don’t really use remotes anymore. I can control stuff using my phone anyway.

Have you ever skipped class before? Yeah, mostly in college. If the class felt like a chore more than anything, I usually didn’t hesitate to cut if I felt lazy.

Are you a regular school skipper? I wouldn’t say I was a regular skipper, though I did have my fair share of cuts. In my school you had a max number of cuts before the prof failed you, and in most cases it was like 6 cuts per class – and for each class, I just budgeted those cuts across the semester. Like I never went over, but I didn’t waste those free absences either hahaha.

Do you have any Pay-per-View channels? No, we haven’t even had cable since the pandemic. We canceled our subscription and ever since then we’ve just been using YouTube, Netflix, and Disney+ to watch stuff on the TV.

Who, in your life, makes you feel discouraged? Nobody.

When was the last time you went bowling? Years ago.

Do you ever suspect your significant other of lying to you? Don’t have one.

Are you expected to help fix Thanksgiving dinner? I don’t celebrate that.

Is there anything bothering you right now? It’s our last day in Malaysia and everything goes back to normal for me tomorrow...eugh. The feeling is gross. My overall trip (including my stay in Bangkok) the last two weeks taught me a couple of things about how to live my life though...here’s hoping that feeling will be sustained even well after I’ve returned to Manila.

Would you like to talk to someone about it? No, I would rather process it by myself.

Do you live by any major bodies of water? Yeah, the Pacific Ocean + West Philippine Sea.

Do you tend to make the first move in a relationship? Historically, yes. I am not opposed to doing so again.

Do you spend a lot of time with family? As much as I can, especially when my dad is home.

How many times have you been to Disney World, if any? None.

Have you ever lost anyone close to cancer? Yes.

Have you ever been accused of being on drugs when you weren’t? Never.

Do you have a more quiet or loud voice? I use my louder voice more often, but I definitely know how to whisper. I point this out because I know so many people who only know how to speak loudly and seem to not know how to modulate their voice lol.

Do you personally know anyone who is transgender? Yes.

When was the last time you got a shot? Last April when I was getting followup shots after Cooper bit me in the face.

Can you play any instruments? If so, what are those instruments? Nope.

Do you have any diseases? No.

Have you ever been into a car accident? Yeah but they’ve all been relatively minor. I have never gotten hurt, fortunately.

[mermaid--bride]

Diabolik Lovers || Dark Waters - Maria Dark Route [Dark 03]

--Scene starts at the school’s hallway

Maria: (Fufufu Listening to music while drawing is simply the best!)

(It’s true my back is starting to hurt a little from sitting on the floor...)

(But I’m almost done now, so I can handle it!)

Yui: Maria-san? What are you doing on the floor?

Maria: Hm?

--Maria removes her earphones

Maria: Ah, Yui-san! I was just drawing a bit.

Yui: Drawing? ... Why not use a desk though?

Maria: I wanted a place with less people around, that’s all.

Would you like to see what I made?

Yui: Yes! Please, show me!

Maria: Here you go~!

Yui: Wow...

That is good!

Maria: Is it?

Yui: Yes! I didn’t know  Maria-san could draw at all!

Maria: Fufu I can! In fact I even take commissions to gain some money!

Yui: Eeeh? For real!?

Maria: Mhm~!

Yui: That is so cool!

Laito: So cool indeed~

Yui: Eh?

Maria: Hm?

--Laito and Ayato appear

Laito:Nfu To think Slut-chan would be hiding such talent is quite cruel, isn’t it~?

Maria: It’s not like I was hiding it though...

Ayato: Oi, Fake Blue¹! You better make sure you draw Yours truly soon! If I’m displeased by the result, there will be consequences!

Laito: Ayato-kun is always so full of himself...

Ayato: What did you say-!?

Laito: But you know... I wouldn’t mind it if Slut-chan decided to draw me~

Say... How would you like that, Slut-chan~? You can tell me to pose anyway you like~ You could even get my clothes off to draw me naked~

Haah~ Just the thought gets me excited~ What do you say? Do you like the idea~? Hm~?

Maria: U-Um...

Ayato: Tch! You damn pervert. That aside... Chichinashi, I’m very thirsty after so many boring classes. Come here give me some blood.

Yui: Eh? Right here!?

Ayato: Idiot, of course I mean right here.

Yui: But we’re int he middle of school and... and Maria-san and Laito-kun are still here...!

Ayato: Does it really look like I care? Hurry up and give me your blood.

If you’re obedient, I might even make you feel good~.

Laito: Hmm~ Not fair, Ayato-kun~ I’m pretty thirsty myself, you know~?

Well, in that case, why don’t we join them, Slut-chan~?

Maria: What!?

--CG appears

Laito: Nfu!  I wonder what Slut-chan’s blood tastes like~ 

Maria: W-W-Wait a second! L-Laito-kun!

*Rustle*

Laito: Haah~ Your skin is so soft and thin~

Fufufu I can see your veins right through it. It’s like they’re inviting me for a meal~

Maria: No...!

Laito: Aaah~... Hm... nn... gulp...Haah...

Wow... this is different from... anything I’ve tried before...

Hah... nn... gulp... nn...

Maria: (Ugh... It hurts...!)

(It feels so weird... It’s like... I can feel my blood moving through my body...)

(I hate this... I really hate it...)

Ayato: Hm... gulp... nn... gulp...

Yui: A-Ayato-kun... That’s enough...!

Ayato: Haha is it really? You look like you’re enjoying it though~

Yui: N-No way...!

Maria: (Yui-san... I wonder how long... She’s been dealing with this...)

(Ah... My head...)

Laito: Gulp... gulp... Haah~...

Nfu! Quite a unique taste, I have to say~

...

Hm?

Maria: ...?

Laito: ... Now what is this...?

Ayato: What’s the problem?

Maria: -!!

Laito: This blood... It’s purple...

Ayato: Huh!?

Yui: Eh?

Maria: (SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT, I FORGOT ABOUT THIS!!)

???: What is all the commotion here?

--CG fades

Ayato: Haah? Who the hell are you!?

???: I am Reinhart, the new school doctor.

Laito: Eeeh? What happened to the female doctor we used to have?

Reinhart: Apparently she had an urgent situation, which forced her to leave her post. Therefore, I am replacing her from now on.

Laito: An urgent situation, you say...?

Reinhart: Anyway, what is going on here? These ladies look extremely pale. Are you feeling alright?

Yui: Y-Yeah...

Maria: Just a little dizzy. It’s not a problem.

Reinhart: Hmm... dizzy, you say... Maybe you should come to the infirmary with me for a check up.

Maria: -!!

(If I allow that, he’ll see my purple blood too!)

Oh no no no! I really am fine! I probably just need to eat something to feel better!

Besides, free period is almost over! I should hurry up and go back to class!

Reinhart: Are you sure? It would not take much of your time and could give you a note so your teacher allows you back in.

Laito: You are awfully insistant for a teacher...

Ayato: Yeah! Cut it out already! She said she’s fine!

Reinhart: My my... I didn’t mean to be inconvenient. I am simply doing my job, making sure my students are in their best shape~

Maria: Thank you so much, but I really am fine.

Still, I will make sure to inform you if I do need assistance.

Reinhart: I see... In that case, I will let go for now.

However, I do hope you visit me soon in the infirmary. I would like to see if you look any better in the next few days.

Maria: Yes sir!

(What a kind teacher! I like how he seems to care so much about his students!)

(Also, thanks to him, I was able to escape Laito before he could suck anymore of my blood.)

(I’m glad it all worked out in the end!)

--End of Dark 3

[<--Dark 2] [Dark 4-->]

¹Ayato calls Maria フェイクブルー(Feikuburu), which is basically Fake blue with japanese pronunciation, due to her half blue painted hair.

[the-firebird69]

Youngsters Take Their STACYC's To The BMX Track!

I'll send suggested a metal or an award or a plaque to do a few races for people who volunteer for the race and the guy had them ready and a whole bunch of volunteered knows 10 and they went through it and he goes you got 10 places and so he goes I'll have to have 10 prizes so he had these flags and the name and their plaque it's just a frame thing and he gave them out to each child and he said this is the first race and so he said it it should be like for every race they give you a place but you're in the race and you're still placed me and you made it through the race and he's a little children so he suggested and they said it's awesome so the scooting around and you did it three times the same kids and they had different places then they said we want a real race and he had numbers and he put them on it and there was a winner and he had prizes for all 10 a little cup for the first three and they loved it and really this is the first race this formal and it worked and their little kids just like you said you have to have the right kids and these are Jason's kids and Emily's kids different kids and Gaga's kids Meghan markle's kids and they're are going to be children in it and that's their goal there with the blonde hair said I had such a great time I almost forgot myself these things are like little motorcycles and they're fun and she heard our son say there's stars in her eyes and she was crying after and said I want to do it again and said I think he can beat all these boys but you're a little bigger you might be in a different class and she said you're right and she's a little bigger so she came in like fourth or something no everybody goes too slow her bike was slow and she was almost last pretty much was and it makes a big difference so she's gone up a class and they have it and she's going to get the race going and she says I want to beat these boys they're so mean to us

Thor Freya

Olympus

Haha my husband said you're all my kids the gather around he said when are you going to grow up and said I don't know whatever the race is on I'm down here it would be fun because I could try and do it it probably wouldn't move me but maybe half a lap but I'm younger than you guys are my body is and they started to laugh and they said that's ridiculous he's one of us everybody but the other way around and they seen it before but it's because someone's becoming a giant but not someone is naturally that way and they started to laugh they see people shut down he says like Tom Cruise he shrunk down and they laughed and said he's bigger than Tom and yeah he's struck down he's not as big as I am but he has been larger for a long time and they start laughing and said it's a one of a kind he says yes is the mouthpiece falcon Maltese falcon

Hera

And we said the bottom half

Thor Freya

[m1ckeyb3rry]

FR!! I love the whole universe that’s been established through all the characters and dynamics like >>>> and it’s also not just ships palooza which is honestly refreshing

No because sometimes I find some Naoya memes funny where people are shitting on him and even his character is sometimes SO ridiculously misogynistic it’s funny like how do you even exist?? I love naoya slander jokes fr though (I forgot but it’s literally so ironic apparently the way Naoya speaks is a bit lost in translation and he kinda talks like a little girl according to some jp users who’ve pointed it out?? Like BRO) but yeah the only thing he has going for him is his face card maybe (also I originally thought his hair was gonna be green but)

Oh I was not aware oh that foreshadowing!!! Haha!! Self sacrifice!! Lol!! It’s ok y/n’s alive now though so!! But yeah anyways I’m also like…in the scope of jjk0 there’s quite literally only (including y/n) 5 characters/classmates that fit into like the friend group positions? And excuse the collateral slander one of which is a bear, the other quite literally cannot talk, one who acts like a bully, one who was BULLIED like adding ocs helps broaden the dynamic possibilities a lot more?? Like there’s ofc no problem NOT adding ocs but I don’t see how you can blame someone for wanting to add them because that’s literally the tiniest class of students I’ve ever seen?? Let’s give our protag some more friends…also if you don’t like it just close the tab and go for a different fic?? I seriously don’t understand the need to vocalize complaints like this when they won’t benefit the anyone in any way like also wait THAT WAS THE COMMENT?? Wow really came full circle with BLLK Karasu and PI but BRUH yeah maybe it’s just a wattpad thing….although this is kinda unrelated I’ve also seen some really rude anons here too? Like I’ll just scroll through a tag or a blog and I see like, someone asks anonymously and goes “you’re so fucking annoying and your work is shit” BRO WHO IS COMPELLING YOU TO SAY THIS??? The fact that they take the time of day to go find their ask box and submit something like what does this achieve?? The audacity of some people it was nice to see other blogs like quote reposting and calling anon out for doing such heinous shit but what even….

I’m laughing like theoretically when I put the puzzle pieces together…yes bf material..? But also my brain says um. LMAOAOA it’s so funny I mean I don’t doubt that he would be a good bf but I can’t wrap my head around bf material and todo being in the same sentence HAHAHA

The shitty familial clans always get me the fact that they kept refusing to heal sorcerers associated with y/n?? And then tullia was truly the final straw…but so real I know they aren’t l/ns but I mean dad’s side of the family smh the hiiragis too in hollyhock <<<<<<

“Quick and easy” LMAOOO sorry it makes me laugh sm because in the span that we’ve been talking there’s already been multiple incidents of “this turned out way longer than it was supposed to” HAHAHA yk…if you just make an approximation and multiply it by 2.5 i think you’ll be good LMAO bro really said lemme churn out the Walmart version for otoya so I can get cracking on masterclass version for Karasu (I say Walmart version lightly because I know it’ll still be top tier LOL) but honestly so real gotta do the best for our man karasu

Ok by association (?? Ik there’s a better word than this but I can’t think of it LMAO) if otoyas is at 10k rn does that mean Karasu’s is gonna but the 20’s /j

Imagine it was angsty and karasu drowns (im joking no one dies in soccer!!!!!!!!!) but OMFG. I AM. SO. READY!!! LETS GOOO I LIVE FOR MEDIOCRITY COMPLEX KARASU ANGST!!! EVERYBODY CHEERED WAHOO ok but im fr so hyped for the lineup of BLLK fics you have in the works it’s been awhile since I’ve seen sm quality content being posted its such a change from the disappointingly inactive tags LMAO

This would be the crossover of the century y/n and her mom going to watch the BLLK u20 match causing and even BIGGER commotion with the press too like imagine all the cameramen who are there for the match swerving to look at the models LMAOOO I can imagine Yuki being really close to her and looking up to her almost like a mentor or cool aunt(kinda giving Gojo’s role to the jjk students except, well mrs l/n does not act like a teenager LMAOO) I bet Yukimiya would have to reign everyone in like a THATS MY BESTIE/BASICALLY MY SECOND MOM???? It’d be funny to see yuki kinda lose him temper like “no you stay TF away from them I will not allow you to taint them with your weirdness”

I’m ngl I was fr just a reader/lurker until recently, I actually used to just use the web version without an account because I was too lazy to set one up and have another thing potentially entering my email inbox until the site started forcing you to get the app which requires an account so I was like ok well gotta do what you gotta do….and then I proceeded to do exactly what I did before (literally just lurking and silently enjoying LOL) and not try to explore any of the app features and uh. Well here I am!! I’m sure I’ll figure it out someday when something prompts me to do so LMAO the platform in general is so interesting though especially compared to most other social media platforms out there!! I don’t feel like conquering that learning curve today oops

-Karasu anon

there def are some side ships (togetullia, mrs l/n and toji, elakshi and noritoshi) but for the most part yes there’s not a ton of romance going on!! plus of those three relationships only one even works out so 😓 truly the strength of pi imo is the platonic relationships it has (tullia and y/n will always be famous to me like it’s not at all romantic but the way they loved one another is so integral to the story it makes me emotional 🥹)

NAOYA IS JUST CRAZY TO ME LMAOAOA like he truly feels like a govt experiment…he kinda looks like raichi from bllk (or raichi looks like him idrk which one came first) but raichi is so enraged 24/7 that no one acknowledges his face card 😭💔

NO THAT’S WHAT I’M SAYING like sorry i want to have more than female character in my stories…sorry not every single character is in love w y/n…LMAO also yeah idk why people haven’t grasped the concept of just clicking another story HAHAHA like?? if you don’t like it then read something else!! why would i change how i like to write because some random on the internet is annoyed, esp considering how many people love my stories?? the entitlement is weird to me but i try not to complain abt it a lot because ik that in terms of hate i’m very lucky in that i’ve never gotten anything too bad…i have seen those types of anons it’s insane!! personally somehow i’ve avoided getting any myself HAHA idek what i’d do if i did 😩 i try to stay relatively unproblematic and in my lane on here so i haven’t ever gotten involved in tumblr drama like a lot of other accts have but i live in fear of the day that someone comes in my inbox and is a jerk 😰

when you think about it objectively todo is a good bf but when you see him you’re like “well…” HAHA i think having him as a weird rival bestie is the best in between because you get the benefits of him hanging out w you without it being romantic

THE DAD’S SIDE OF THE FAMILY IS ALWAYS THE ENEMY KFKFJDJD the hiiragis are so l/n coded too LMAO

please i need to just stop having expectations atp because i KNOW it’s going to be crazier than what i think…LMAO the otoya one is silly and unserious and more along the lines of the last part of fwtkac but i’m planning on having something a bit closer to the instrument for the karasu version where it’s more serious (we’ll see though because something abt tabieita brings out the crack fic writer in me so there’s a chance it’ll end up silly as well) HAHA as much as i love otoya i fear karasu deserves the best so my time love and energy will be going into his version

atm i’m hoping for something in like the 6-9k range for the karasu version?? so make of that what you will…the otoya version (which i should be posting in the next hour or so i hope) is almost 13k words so obviously i’m way off in my guesses as it’s over 3-4 times longer than i initially thought 😭 if the karasu version ends up being 20k words i might cry HKDJDJSK i think i’ll have written more for him than even nagi w peregrine at that point 😩

omg ykw just because you said that i’m going to make him drown LMAOAOAAO not permanently though but like 😏 mediocrity complex karasu my beloved…i’m so excited to get working on that HAHA i need to get the otoya version over with so i can focus on my main man 😢 HAHA i’m doing my best to contribute to the fandom i think i’ve written over 100k words of bllk fics since may so yk i’m putting in the work

LITERALLY omg y/n and her mother are the WAGs of all time 😭 everyone in the crowds in shock because it’s the most random soccer match ever and for some reason famous former model mrs l/n is there?? and her daughter is equally as pretty?? i feel like having endured the modeling industry mrs l/n would def take yuki under her wing and try to help him through it (maybe he was signed to the her old agency or smth) and she absolutely would NOT let y/n anywhere near that whole scene even though agents keep trying to scout her 😩 omg yuki would be sooo pressed it’s like that one tik tok sound that’s like “how old is your dad—” “TOO old for you!! and he’s married!! stay away from my dad guys he’s married!!” HAHAHA and if yuki and y/n are just friends and not dating at that point i bet otoya and aiku would try to rizz her up and she’d be so uninterested 😰 honestly besides yuki i could maybe see her going for hiori LMAOAOA so like imagine karasu’s face if he tries to flirt with her and she’s like “cool 👍 abt your friend though…😏🤩🥰” (the friend in question has zero clue what’s going on and is completely confused when she tries to talk to him)

it def is a learning curve but once you get it it feels intuitive ig?? until they throw another curveball at you 😰 even now i’m still discovering features that i didn’t realize existed 😳 i was def a silent reader/lurker for a while too!! i feel like i still am a lot of the time haha it doesn’t help that i rarely read other people’s fics because i’m usually working on my own 😓 if you ever need help w anything on here lmk though i will do my best to give advice 💪🏻

[1d1195]

It was very hard for me to actually stay home and like rest?? But yeah no I got it all fixed today which was nice so at least! and you're so right about inconveniencing them lol

Im sorry your weekend was not good and stressful :( Hopefully your week is not as stressful! Is the school year almost over? Either way I am so excited for you to be on break and be FREE!

This week has gone okay so far! Im going to a drag show on Wednesday so I've been doing a little bit more work recently to have free time that night. But very excited! Ive also been having a new album on repeat so Ive had new sad songs to fixate over lol

And It's actually my last week of classes! So finals week for me starts next Tuesday and I think my last final is on that Friday! So i still have a bit to go but not really lol And yes! I agree it felt very far away and I simply can't comprehend time lol

ALSO I SAW MY EX HOT PROFESSOR YESTERDAY WHILE WALKING BY THE PSYC BUILDING😭 I felt weak in the knees! even after all this time seeing that man in his leather jacket makes me want to cry in a good way lol

and speaking of going feral lol THAT TRADITIONAL EXTRA WAS SO GOOD! it was kinda sad considering we got to read a bit about Harry's POV. But I really did like reading about him being vulnerable and I think it really adds to his character :)! but tell me why you kinda surprised me with her going down on him WHILE NIALL WAS THERE!?! yeah that was hot 😵‍💫 Also when she called him 'boyfriend' my first though was that Harry probably hates being called her boyfriend HAHA Love his little thoughts lol Anyways I loved reading it, seriously so thankful to be able to read what you create 💗

Wishing you a better week/weekend! You got this my love, I doubt it at all! love you!!-💜

omg I love girl-rotting lol. I never do it because there is always something to do. But when I'm sick I give myself like an extra hour to rot and whatnot. It's hard though because I'm the only one that does anything in my relationships (family, friends, work, etc.) I'm having a very eldest daughter kinda week. My sister and mom both texted me asking for help on something and I was actually TRYING so hard to set a boundary and my sister is just useless quite frankly. I actually think most people in my life fall under the weaponized incompetence category of people. It's EXCEEDINGLY frustrating. But nonetheless, I will move on :)

I'm glad you got to rest. I'm sure it was really hard and whatnot (based on what I mentioned above) But your body needed it. Now it's all taken care of too so that's good! SO exciting about your finals. Feels like it's a quick turnaround but maybe that's good! What do you have planned for the summer!? That's cool about the drag show! That will be so much fun and a nice mental break between your last classes and finals! What album is it? I love a musical fixation! Def in the need of some sad music. My current sad girl hour songs are not cutting it rn lol

I think a leather jacket is like catnip for women. My anti-feminist take. 😂 So happy to have a sighting of him 😍 He'll be good visual for our TA Harry 😉

My week has actually started off pretty okay knock on wood. I'm doing alright. Treated myself to a manicure today. My cuticles were so gross the woman did a deep sigh after getting all the dead skin off ☠ I feel less busy at the moment. I'm hoping I get some time to read. I desperately need my hair and eyebrows done lol. I'm hoping after this week is over I can kind of schedule that. My school year is over toward the end of next week. My students also have finals and such thank the lord. Can't wait to be done with my 3rd period group. I love all my students--I would take a bullet for them. But I do not like some of them. The TUDE and AUDACITY is reaching my limit for this year. I need a reset.

I love to write from Harry's POV. But I think I'm at fault for writing a man for a woman because I'm pretty sure Harry doesn't think like that (maybe he does, that would be really nice 😍) But I do LOVE to make him vulnerable. I think as a celebrity he always has to be poised and put together and always on so I like to think about the part of him that no one else gets to see. I'm glad you liked the boyfriend line too! We're actually getting towards the end of what I have planned for them. I think there is still a few more tricks up my sleeve maybe but only four more blurbs in store for them 😉

Onto the kinkier side of things, I have been thinking about this blurb for an EMBARRASSINGLY long time and can't even tell you how depraved I think I am for even THINKING about it let alone sharing it 🙈😭😅😍 I am a pretty conservative person when it comes to my sex life or whatever but I'm pretty sure I would turn into a whole other person for Harry 🤭🙃 Poor innocent Niall has no idea I wish I could tell you what was going through my brain but it was not much at all hahahahaha

Thank you for reading and checking in. So glad you're almost done with your classes! Can't wait to hear about your drag show. Also I assume you'll be studying your smart little butt off so don't worry about getting back to me! Don't forget to stay hydrated, caffeinated, and rested this week! Love you lots!

xoxo

[bonzo2024]

Joker 2019 x TDK x Helluvaboss fanfic

Arthur and Js helluva time in hell

J= ledger joker

Arthur = phoenix joker

Joker x Helluvaboss fanfic 

Chapter 1: Welcome to Hell

“It’s over joker!” Batman yelled at J. “In your dreams… I think we’re destined to do this forever.” J screams over the whirring sound coming from a portal that him and Arthur accidentally opened. “What the hell do we do now?!” Arthur cries clinging on to J’s arm. “We ah, we jump.” J replied with a little uncertainty in his voice. “Are you crazy?!?!” Arthur questioned him only to get a glare from the other clown. “Is that even a question anymore ?” J giggled. “We jump on the count of 3!” Arthur started crying as J held him in his arms. “1… 2… 3!” Arthur and J both started screaming like babies as they fell to what they thought would be their death. The two chaos makers finally landed. “Maybe we really should have listened to batsy for once…” Arthur said to J his voice traveling as he looked around him. “Hey ah Arthur.” J said. “Look at that!” He pointed to a huge sign that said welcome to hell! “I don’t think we’re in Kansas anymore.” J grabbed Arthur’s hand as they started walking. They then made their way to a 3 story building and entered. They made it all the way to the third floor only to be greeted by a wolf. “Hello and welcome to I.M.P.” She grumbled. Then a tiny little demon ran into the room followed by another. “Well hello there! I’m Millie this is my husband Moxxie and this our hell hound Loona!” She cheerfully stated to the two clowns. “Hey I’m not just a hell hound.” Loona stated as another, slightly taller demon came flying in the room through the wall. “ yeah she’s my daughter!” He said hugging her. She then smacked him off her arm. “Only on paper… y’all don’t deserve to know my name. “Where are my manners at? Hi I’m Blitz the o is silent and I am the founder of I.M.P! Are you a piece of shit who got yourself sent to hell or are you an innocent soul who got pushed around by someone when you were alive?” He questioned Arthur and J. But before they could reply he grabbed a book and continued talking. “Well with our companies special access to the living world we can take care of your unfinished business from when you were alive!” 

Chapter 2 : kill the Batman 

“What do you mean by unfinished business?” J asked “Blitz”. “Oh haha basically we go up to earth and kill whoever wronged you when you were alive.” He explained. “Wait a minute… Aren’t you two the Joker…s? “ Moxxie ended up asking. “Why would you be here? Can’t you just kill someone yourself?” He said to them. “Yeah, but we aren’t alive anymore.” Arthur told him. “Yes… yes you are! You didn’t actually die you fell into a portal which led you here!” Moxxie said. “But we’re in hell!” Arthur said. “But we jumped into a portal!” J told him his patients starting to run thin. “Whoa you’re still alive?!?!” Millie asked. “What is it like up there? She asked gazing up at J. “Millie!” Moxxie cried. “What it’s a human! You’d wanna know what operas up there are like!” Millie argued. “I-touché.” Moxxie agreed. Arthur looked out the window and turned to them and said: “honestly not anything different than what it is here in hell.” Arthur admitted turning back to face the others. “Anyway you said you can go up and killhumans?” J asked Blitz. “Yeah but you … a…. You have to pay.” Blitz says to him. “Wait a minute sir.” Moxxie intervened. “These two are supervillains they could ask us to blow up an entire city full of innocent people! I mean we’re not just going up to massacre and if they really wanted us to they”- 

“Moxxie shut the f*ck up. “ Blitz yelled at him. 

“Sorry about him he has a smooth brain,

haha. “ Blitz said to J trying to lighten up the situation. “What now?” Moxxie asked. “Augh!!! I’m calling you stupid Moxxie why can’t you learn to take a little criticism you talentless, baby, Troll!” Blitz told him. “OH YEAH? Why don’t you take an art class!” Moxxie yelled. “WHY DONT YOU SEE HOW EXPENSIVE THEY ARE!” Blitz screamed back. “Calm down Mox you’re gonna have another panic attack!” Millie told him. “I AM CALM!” Blitz took a deep breath and continued his conversation with the two clowns. “Who do you want us to kill?” Blitz asked the one dressed in purple.  “The Batman.” J replied. “Yeah nope never gonna happen. “ Blitz said turning his back. “I’ll pay you  ten million dollars. “ J said holding out the money. Blitz turned back to him snatching the money out of J’s hand. “DEAL! Where’s the location?” He asked. “Gotham city.” J replied. Blitz then pulled out a megaphone and yelled: “M&M GET IN HERE WE ARE GOING TO GOTHAM!” He laughed at the end of the sentence. Moxxie poked his head in the doorway. “Gotham city?” He said worriedly. 

“GOTHAM CITY!” Millie yelled with excitement. “SHUT THE F*CK UP!” Loona yelled from the other room. 

Chapter 3: human disguise

“Alright shut your a**holes this is how we’re gonna do this sh*t!” Blitz says to everyone. “First we have our fun murder time as per usual, next we put the body in a boat, then we light the boat on fire to attract sharks, maybe even a goose f*ck it and then we go back to hell.” “Any questions?” Moxxie then raises his hand. Blitz then calls on him. “What was that?” He asks. “That’s not a question.” Blitz replies. “And that’s not a plan.” Loona then buts in. “Hey is there anyway I can go with you guys this time?” She asks. “No sorry sweetie we can’t risk you getting hurt. You know the FREAKS up there who drool all over you teenage goth girls.” Blitz tells her. “Well I can fit in easy enough. “ she tells him. “Do you have a human disguise ?” Millie asks. “Yeah don’t you?!” Loona asks the tree imps. No reply. “You three have been screwing around on earth this entire time… WITHOUT HUMAN DISGUISES?” She yells. “Okay new plan! Loona will lead the targets to us and we’ll take care of the rest!”

Chapter 4: the bat cave 

“The Jokers escaped again Harvey, if we don’t stop them who knows what they’ll bring back with them in that portal.” Batman says. “Oh Batman.” Arthur calls from behind him. “Looking for us?” J asked an amused grin on his face. “Jokers, how did you get in?” Batman asked. “Now you should know that a good magician never reveals their secrets. “ Arthur chirped in response as he pulled his gun on Harvey.  J walked towards Batman a grin on his face so big it could make the Cheshire Cat run for his money. “Hi.” He states. “Why are you here? You’re garbage that kills for money.” Batman grumbled. “Don’t talk like Harvey because you’re not him. I think the real question you should be asking is … where’s Gordon and his family. “ J tells him. Meanwhile Moxxie, Millie , and Blitz were waiting for Loona to arrive with the Gordon family. “Go ahead Mox just shoot!” Millie told him. Moxxie stood with a gun in his shaking hand trying to aim at a family photo. “Why are we doing this again?” He asks. “Whatever the client wants they get! Millie chirped back. “But why a family? I could understand a shitty dad… but a whole innocent family?” “Hey we don’t know they’re innocent! The mom probably food poisons people, the dad shoots horses, and the kids set dogs on fire for fun!” Blitz says. Moxxie tried to imagine his dad being the picture and fired. That’s when they heard a car pull into the driveway and Loona saying that Batman was inside waiting for Gordon and his family. “QUICK HIDE!” Blitz yelled and they all three darted in different directions. 

Chapter 5: Finale

The door opened and Gordon along with his wife and two children walked in. “Stay here.” Loona said. “I’ll tell him you’ve arrived.” She made her way into the other room. “M&M were you guys hiding?” Blitzø asked. “I’m in the cardboard box!” Millie whispered. “I’m in the closet sir.” Moxxie said to the two Imps. “Aww we except you Moxxie.” Millie joked to her husband. “No like I’m literally in the closet.” He firmly stated. “Love is love bro.” Blitzø said making the other two cringe. “Alright.” Loona signaled. “They’re here!” 

“Why did Batman need you to come here again?” Gordon’s wife asked. “Said the Jokers got ahold of my DNA.” He replied. “We’re all in danger.” A crash startled the family as their heads darted up to see the three I.M.P’s. “Whoa, what are you?! A leprechaun?” Gordon’s son asked. Blitzø approached the family. “Yeah, pretty cool huh? He asked before firing a shot at the child. “But you sure as sh*t ain’t gonna tell no one!” Gordon’s wife screamed as their sons lifeless body hit the floor with a thud. The front door of the building opened. “We made it!” J called as he and Arthur walked trough the door. “You… you did this!” Gordon said. Arthur giggled as the two approached the police officer. That’s when there was a crash. Batman flew through the window. He landed right in front of the two smaller Imps. “Oh crumbs.” Moxxie muttered as him and Millie took off running. Blitzø reloaded his gun and fired numerous shot, none of them hit Batman. “He missed!” J told Arthur. Meanwhile Millie and Moxxie headed in separate direction in search of a hiding place. “This should do.” Moxxie said hiding behind a box that read Budlight. “Perfect.” He said drinking an entire bottle. While blitzø continued firing shots and throwing knives at the caped crusader a very drunk Moxxie stumbled out of his hiding spot. Millie picked him up after he took a tumble. “Moxxie!” She giggled. “Millie! Hey, hey where’d you get four heads? I wanna kiss ‘em!” Batman while dodging bullets and as always fighting the Joker flew by. “Oooo bat!” Moxxie said. With a switch of his utility belt Moxxie was tied up in ropes. “Oh crap!” Blitzø yelled. “Wait… why do I hear boss music?” Arthur asked. Millie jumped on Batman and cut the ropes that bided Moxxie. Batman fell after being shot in the shoulder by Blitz but by everyone’s surprise got back up. “It’s over Jokers!” Batman yelled. He then gasped and winced in pain with a knife sticking out of his abdomen. “Ya got something sticking out of your,uh, your thing there.” Blitz told him. Batman fell forward as blood leaked all over the ground. “Moxxie?!” Moxxie got off Batman and stabbed him as seamed as 100 times. “Hahahahah BLOOD!” He yelled in excitement as blood sprayed all over the wall. Arthur turned around and blew chunks everywhere. Millie tired two more shots which ended Gordon and his wife’s existence. “LETS GO WE F*CKING WON!!!!! Blitz screamed as Loona opened the portal. Back to hell. And the entire incident has never been spoke of since.