#yes i wanna fuck the lorax

[darling-dakota]

i be reading things that would shock most men i talk to.

dicks flying, shirts flying, sometimes furniture flying

and i just sit there like:

the ironic part is being on the asexual spectrum i 100% see intimacy as the ultimate form of love.

so i react to it the same way i do fluff

[mad3lyncline]

𝑻𝑬𝑿𝑻𝑺 𝑭𝑹𝑶𝑴 𝑨𝑵 𝑼𝑵𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑬𝑫 𝑴𝑼𝑺𝑬 𝑹𝑶𝑺𝑻𝑬𝑹 – 𝑷𝑨𝑹𝑻 𝑻𝑾𝑶 . more starters taken from ridiculous texts my muses have sent on wire / discord . adjust pronouns as necessary !

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] okay well . . . . . . you're stinky .

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i always at LEAST hit the pen before story time

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] what the fuck is the bourgeoise are we a part of it 😭

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] just looked at a pic i took of u where ur shirtless and almost passed out so there's that

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] U PUT THE BALL ON A TEE AND I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SWING

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] if i was a frog and you were a frog and we were sitting under a toadstool together but we had to hop through the rain would you use a little leaf as an umbrella and hold it up so i don't get wet 🥺

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] what if we kissed inside a life size replica of the ancient greek torture device the brazen bull

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] listen to some music performed by the world's smallest violin 💀

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i don't remember signing up for domestic prohibition

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you ordered a mariachi band right i can send them in ??

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] did that thing traumatize u so bad u swore to hate geese forever

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] if i'm good at one thing it's being a fuckin simp we KNOW this

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] that and smoking . i'm real good at smoking .

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i used to save LIVES man

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] sounds like dick splinters to me

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] me when i'm an anarchist tree and the lorax is in front of me

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] is that racist ? is french a race ?

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] WHY IS EVERYONE SO SURPRISED

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you would make a good lawyer one day [ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you wouldn't win anything [ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] but you've got the spirit

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] yeah , he's been smiling like an idiot about it all day

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] ur dad's a hater

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] can we still eat lunch meats

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i don't know , what the hell is listeria ? is that like wisteria ?

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] yes , dickhole , i got that

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] if anything you're like an EXTRA nepo baby

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] a little frenchman named pierre gives you weed ????

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] for some people life is a movie [ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] for you it's a cartoon

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] I WAS KIDDING . IT WAS A SILLY HA HA .

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you wanna get me started on how hot your dad is go right ahead

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] baby boy every detail you share will be matched and exceeded with a mental image of your parents you never wanted to see

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i'm FUCKING OLDER THAN YOU OH MY GOD

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] you guys look like actual children right now you realize that right

[ 𝒔𝒎𝒔 📲 ] i should probably be a better influence but like fuck yeah 😭😭

[glitterbombedshadow]

Intro post (this gets updated from time to time)

Hi I'm Luka, also known as Asanii, he/they/she, I ascended (I'm genderfluid)

I mostly post the Lorax, MCR and random stuff

When I say swag I mean swag if I wanna mean swag onceler I will say swagler/unless I forget which happens a lot lmao

My RP blogs @the-lost-onceler @ask-borax

My The Lorax Discord server (with RP channels now :3)

I post extremely cursed art under #my art

I LOVE ASKS no matter what you say You can even tell me what you had for breakfast<3

IM AM EXTREME YAPPER

You can send me art requests but I can't promise I'll draw every one 👉��

More under cut

72ler>>>

And 7212

I don't want to fuck the green Twink but I understand why y'all would

I'm a killjoy for life🔥

Other stuff I like:

Truffula flu ❤️, The moomins, monsterverse (Godzilla and shit yk), Sonic the hedgehog, anarchy lol, pineapples lore, anything lesbian, Jojo's bizzare adventure, Blinkies, Marketing strategies lore (yes fr), alt clothes diy, Ramshackle, CallMeKevin, Hannibal, Dead Plate, Across the spiderverse

You can DM anytime I love meeting new ppl

Mutuals can steal my blood if they're vampires, I welcome you to my home

I love my girlfriend ❤️

Given up on labels, my swag is too eldritch for y'all to understand 🔥 just gay as fuck no matter what way

Last 4gifs by @99fish

[fartquen12]

ONCELER X READER

So yall... went CRAY Z for my onceler head cannons which ik ik im literally so arthristis whatever- so today I have an actual fanfic. Which by the way I have already made another one before so.

PRANK WARS!!!

PAIRING YANDERE GREEDLER X Girlfriend!Y/N

(Trigger warnings..... I have no words)

It was 6:00 am and you were peacefully asleep..

You had a crazy night last night with all the partying since your crazy boyfriend got his first "thneed" factory. The thought of him being gone all day made you feel quite sad-

*bite*

"YA WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" you yell slamming your head up to see a SPIDER ON YOUR BED!

"HAAHHAH GUYS THAT WAS SUCH A FUNNY PRANK!!" The greedler yells.

"GAHDAMINIT!!!" you yell just before seeing your bedroom being invaded by the whole damn zoo (All the crazy ass bears)

Greedler switched off the camera just before starting to beat the everloving shit out of you.

This happened frequently... At first you liked it.. and now.... well... honestly you still kind of like it but whos gonna tell him that.

"YO GODDAMNT!!" You yell as his fist hits your (nutsack)

Greedler starts laughing at you before running his ass away and rubbing his palms together like a 2 year old.

You honestly have been thinking about breaking up with him for months but.. your just not sure how to go about telling him that.

"BABE!!!! GET YOUR ASS LOOKING DECENT FOR ONCE CUZ MY MOMMY IS COMING OVER!!" he yells from downstairs while running out the front door and getting into his car(which btw has pics of him all over it and a pic of you crying)

You sigh looking at his car leave.

Wait. *What if i just.. leave* you think beginning to giggle. Soon giggles turn into laughing your ass off which quickly wears off seeing the LITTLE LORAX standing in your doorframe...

"ya uh oh gay boy"you say

"YA YA GAY BOY!!! IM THE LORAX AND IM PLAYING MOBY DICK FOR REAL!" The little shit comes at you with a knife

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Time skip 3 days.

You were sitting at the table for dinner.

"H-hey so uhmmm." You maneged to stutter out

"YA WHATTA!!" greedler yells with his mouth shoved to the brim with food and hes editing another youtube prank. (the one were he recorded you on the toilet and broadcast it to the whole world.)

"I.. Goddamnit" You sigh

"WHATTTA!!!" he yells throwing the tablet at you

"OUCH BITCH!" You yell.

He gets up and whips off his belt faster than you can say shit.

He begins beating the shart out of you again

"YA YOU LIKE THAT??" He says

"NO WHAT THE- DUDE I WANNA BREAK UP!!!!"

Everything goes silent.

"What..." he says

"I wanna-"

"NAAAUURUURURUURUR WHAT ABOUT MY THNEED BUSINESS YOU ARE MY NUMBER 1 PROSITITUTE- I MEAN POSTER (NOT) CHILD FOR MY BUILD BOARDS!!!!!!"

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME... THATS ALL YOU CARE ABOUT!! YOU BITCH! I AM DONE BEING YOUR YOUTUBE PRANK STAR AND YOUR POSTER (not) CHILD!!!" You yell.

You stand up from the table knocking your glass of weird yellow juice you assumed to be another prank for his channel right off the table.

You ran outside after grabbing shoes, keys, and coat and got in his "Oncler-mobile" But as you were starting the engine...

A BRICK GOT THROWN AT THE WINDOW AND BREAK IT!!!

Greedler grabbed you out of the car and forced you into the trunk before locking it shut. nice and shut.

"POLICE HELPPPPP HELP ME!!!!" you yell

*the car begins to start*

"SOMEBODY HEL-"

"SHUTUP!!!" greedler yells from the front seat.

This is gonna be a while.

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after a while you decided to sleep. and when you woke up... well.

You were tied to the floor in a suspicous room...

"O-Oncie??" you managed out.

"Yes bbg.." he says

"what are you doing with that..." you say looking at the gun being pointed at your head.

"Im gonna..."

"what.."

He shoots the gun and a punch of thneed stuff comes out..

"HAH GET PRANKED!!" He yells in delight... rubbing his palms again.

"YO WHAT IS THE WHITE STUFF!!!!" You yell out pointed to the white "stuff" that also came out of the gun...

He started singing how bad can i be...

Which really makes you mad..

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Days went by... You never even asked why you were here or what he was gonna do. you didnt really care. It seemed like every day was the same. He would come it... whoop your ass. laugh a little film a little then leave.

Well one day he came in (or night cus whos counting)

*he began to untie you*

"W-What ar eyou doing!!" You yell

"well... guess what" he says kneeling down and grabbing your chin..

You leaned into his touch feeling warm.

"what..?" you smile.

He lets go.

"YOU JUST PASSED MY MR BEAST CAN YOU SURVIVE 100 DAYS IN MY BASEMENT CHALLENGE!!!!"

He yells as "mrbeast" Comes barging in throw the door. and money begins to rain from the ceiling and lights flash and the youtube fans are going at it.

"WHAT THE FUCK!!"

*Miss Y/N L/N Has sharted.. Miss Y/N L/N has sharted again*

THE END!!!

[oncelersdyingwife]

Time Travel-ler

Oncest fanfic !! 

//Anal Sex, Time Travelling, Grinding, Lorax included with batteries

https://archiveofourown.org/works/48131983

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Just 2 days ago,

The Once-ler, no, The GREED-LER, was losing Truffula trees and had been losing stocks left to put on sale.

The money is not increasing any further, the employees are resigning, Customers are complaining for more, and the greed-ler is getting anxious.

“No no no… This can’t be happening...”, Pacing back and forth in his office, what the fuck am I gonna do!?

As he tries to find ways to solve this, he thought about finding the lorax for some questioning in how the hell is he going to fix everything!?

He searched for the lorax through the dark foggy mist once was charming and lively now polluted, he found the lorax sitting on a tree stump gathered around with barbaloot bears, humming fish, swans, and swomees.

The lorax felt a tall presence that he knew would come begging for help, “So how’s the business?”, jokingly mocked, the greed-lers cheeks burn tries to stand straight and keep his act dominating as he may seem.

“Well... COUGH not been quite good... BUT with a deal with you⎯“, stopped by the lorax “Alright get with it, you need my help?”, The lorax waiting for an answer from the person whom pride was broken down.

“I desperately need your help okay!?”, “I, the lorax, speaks for the trees⎯”, “OKAY OKAY, quit with the quotes I have a deal because I know you won’t help me without one!”

“Help you how to grow back truffula trees so your ‘business’ booms back? What is it in my part?”, The lorax speeding up his voice to skip forward the so-called business proposal.

“As I know you’re the ‘protector’ of this whole land, your um... the only one I could ask... you know... how to fix this problem...”, The green clads voice fading in to whisper in defeat. “But no worries I got one, SO, YOU will help ME with giving the TREES a fresh START and a piece of land will be mine, the rest is yours AND the animals.”, making his voice loud at every certain word to make sure the little orange dude gets the point.

“And by how am I supposed to help you by giving the precious trees a fresh start?”, The lorax questioned.

“I DON’T KNOW? Your powers?? Didn’t you say you popped out by thunder and a bunch of swirling gray clouds blah blah lightning?”,

“I’m a protector, not a creator.”, The lorax is not sure if was talking to a clueless person or just completely stupid, “If you really want a fresh living of nature then you need truffula seeds, from a full-term Truffula tree which the land you turned into a wasteful rubbish doesn’t seem to be having much anymore.”,The lorax sighed.

The green clad feeling remorse, he opened up his conscious, he’s right., looking at the surroundings he ruined.

“What can I do then!? Do you know anything else how to get it back?”,

“Have you heard of Time traveling?”

…

The Greed-ler dumbfounded, what.

“Well if you don’t want to do it then ⎯”,

“WAIT WAIT, I’LL DO IT.”, “however, just how do you think will it be possible… ARE YOU CRAZY!?”, Greed-ler was now doubting the lorax could no more be a helpful hand to his dilemma.

“Do you want it or not?”,

The greed-ler gritting his teeth. He had no choice but to go whatever the lorax’s plan is.

“Yes...”, he murmured.

..

“WHAT THE FUCK!?”,

-If you wanna read more: here’s the full story! :D https://archiveofourown.org/works/48131983

[honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns]

Notes I took while watching the Lorax (2012) for the first time;

-this opening song is banger af holy shit

-i really like the lorax’s voice it gives me gender envy dude

-i dunno who this mustachioed man who delivers the air is but i love him why do you people prefer the onceler to this dude

-gotta say this movie is feeling a lot more like the book adaption than the benedict cumberbatch grinch one did

-i mean i understand why bro flew his plane into someone’s house if it meant he got to talk to whoever this girl is cause she’s pretty :0

-IS THAT TAYLOR SWIFT ???? I SAW HER IN THE OPENING CREDITS BUT AUXUSHAJSJSUW ???

-why does this little boy sound 30

-‘again?’ how many times has this kid done this (and how has ginger taylor swift not caught on yet)

-okay i wanna know what happened to the oodles of thneeds i’m assuming we’re made, like do y’all not have those tucked away somewhere? did they go out of style??

-if girly has never seen a tree how does she know what they look like. do they show photos in school. if so how did 30 year old boy not know what they are

-is bro gonna go repopulate the area w trees for taylor swift (understandable)

-oh wait his name is ted

-i’ve only seen his grandmother for 3 seconds and i already love her who is this woman

-omg they mentioned the infamous tumblr sexyman TELL ME MORE GRANDMOTHER

-okay i wanna know why everyone else has names like ted and audrey and then there’s ‘the onceler’ and ‘the lorax’ what happened here

-GRANDMA JUMPSCARE

-okay so this old woman has known this the whole time and never thought to, like, go contact this guy

-was she just unable to find a great great grandfather snail is that it

-so you’re telling me there’s no, like, security cameras watching the outside of town entrance which apparently only authorized personnel are allowed to use

-um. so is air like. water. cause based off of this commercial-

-yes, i do think people would be stupid enough to buy that if they were stupid enough to not ever question the fact that they live in a plastic world.

-he’s AWARE it RHYMES😡

-oh nvm they do have security lmao

-outside of town be looking like that one part in natm 3 when octavius and jedediah fall down the vent system

-wait why was the grandma all ‘where the birds don’t sing except for a crow’ if there’s no other animals besides these people. how would ted know what a bird is.

-dude is really doing ALL THIS for ginger Tay- I mean Audrey

-holy shit the old wreckage of the chopper down things looks COOL AS FUCK

alright uhhhh that’s all ur getting i’m not doing full notes on the whole movie or else this is gonna take all night😘

[dragoninahumancostume]

I wanna test how ba-a-a-ad can I be

Also. Yes. You should fucking know. Go watch the Lorax and don't come back until you know the song by heart.

Hey, guess what

[hotdoghotdiggidydog]

Vibrations

Summary: Natasha and you are best friends. Natasha accidentally wears a pair of vibrating underwear you got her as a gag gift one Christmas. You have the remote.

A/N: this one is pretty long, didn’t even plan for that to happen. Anyways, hope you enjoy.

Warnings: Bottom!Nat, Top!Reader, Vibrating Panties, Slight Voyeurism, Edging, Orgasm Denial, Soft Sex but like Kinky sex talk?

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“Let’s go Nat. We’re gonna be late.” You scramble to put on your shoes. You and Natasha were almost late to Tony’s fancy dinner he planned for the team.

“I don’t wanna goooo.” Natasha whines from upstairs. She hasn’t gotten good sleep for weeks. Only getting 2-3 hours a night and sometimes even none.

“I’m coming up there!” You walk into her room and she that she’s dressed in a black skin tight short dress. At least she’s dressed. Her hair is straightened and she has light makeup on. You can see how prominent her eye bags are and how she’s fighting off tears, causing her eyes to go red. “Come on Nat. It’s just for a couple of hours. Then we can come back home and make hot cocoa and put on The Lorax.”

Natasha let’s out a some tears as she lays her head on your shoulder. You rub her back for a couple moments, letting her know that she’s okay. “Cmon love, it’s cold outside. Let’s get you some kind of jacket.” You tap her upper arms signaling for her to let go of you.

Finally, after helping Natasha find a jacket, put on her shoes, and touch up her makeup, you guys are in the car on your way to the restaurant.

Halfway through the car ride, you tell Nat to pass you your purse, needing your phone to see the address. As you are looking through your purse, you nudge something.

Immediately you are met with a gasp from Natasha. “What the fuck. What did you do?” Natasha is panting, panicking at the sensation happening in her underwear.

You are searching for whatever you touched in your purse. Finally, you have a small remote in your hand. “Was this it?” You press a button and Natasha moans.

“Yes, fuck that’s it. Turn it off!” Natasha tries to grab the remote from your hand, but you laugh and move it away.

“Are you wearing the vibrating panties I got you last Christmas?” You ask laughing. You had gotten your best friend a gag gift last year, the underwear being it. You didn’t think she would ever use it.

“I didn’t know I put them on! I never wore them and I was trying to find black underwear to go under this dress.” She lets out a mother moan and her head falls back. “Y/N, what are you doing? Turn it off!”

You finally press the off button and is rewarded by a sigh from Natasha. “Are you okay?” You rest your hand on her thigh, but she jumps as you touch her.

“Don’t. Don’t touch me right now. I’m… sensitive.” She turns her badly away from you and looks out the mirror embarrassed. You rub your thumb up and down her thigh. Natasha’s thighs squeeze together, trying to find some kind of friction.

“Nat, do you want me to keep it on until we get there? That way you don’t have to feel like this through dinner?” You are met with a shrug. “Okay, I’m going to put it on low. Tell me when you want it off or you need more.”

As you turn it on, Natasha’s hand squeezes your arm. Her breathing has already picked up. You back out of your parking lot and start to drive to your destination which turns out to only be 4 minutes away.

“We have 4 minutes Nat. Think you can cum before we get there?” You tap the inside of her thigh.

“I don’t kn-” She cuts herself off with a groan and her head fall back against the seat. “Can I- Can I get more?” She has her eyes squeezed shut, whimpers coming out of her mouth as she tries to seek more pleasure.

“What’s the magic word, babygirl?” Natasha moans out louder from the nickname. This is wrong she thinks, she shouldn’t like those words coming from her best friend. You move you hand further up her thigh, rubbing soothing circles.

“Please.” At those words, you turn the vibrator up two levels. Natasha is a mess. Sweat makes her skin look shiny in the streetlights, her lips opened as moans and breaths leave her. Her legs shake and eyes squeezed shut.

You know she’s close. You pull into the restaurant driveway and are right about to put the car in park, until you see Fury in his car next to you. Immediately, you park the car and turn off the vibrator.

Natasha let’s out a cry as she’s denied her orgasm. She is about to yell at you and ask why you turned it off but as she turns to see you, she’s met with Fury standing outside his car right next to you.

“Come on Nat. I’m sorry love. I’ll help you later if that’s something you want.” You send her a sad smile and open your door.

“Hey Fury. You ready to sit through an hour and a half of hearing Tony and Steve talk and argue?” You let out a chuckle as you walk around your car and open Natasha’s door.

“Not really. I’ll se you and Romanoff in there.” Fury laughs and starts to head inside. You open Natasha’s door and see that she’s still trying to catch her breath. You crouch down and turn her body so that she’s facing you. You grab her hands and rub them, helping her calm down.

“It hurts.” She squirms and whimpers. You pull at her hands, motioning for her to get out of the vehicle. Once she’s out, you take her into your arms, wrapping your arms around her shoulders, letting her bury her head in your chest. Being much taller than her, you lean your head down and kiss the top of her head.

“I know it hurts but we have to go inside. We’re already late and Tony’s going to give us shit. At any time during the meal you know you have to leave, tell me okay? We’ll go home.” You run your hands through her hair reassuringly, and wait for her to nod against your chest.

“Okay, come on Nat.” You grab her hand and lead her into the restaurant.

“Hello, how can I help you?” The hostess asks.

“I’m here for the Stark Party.” You answer, Natasha keeps her hold on your hand tight and wraps her other arm around yours.

“Okay, you two can come with me.” You follow her and see your friends sitting around a big table.

“Y/N!! Natashaaa!” Tony calls out.

“Hey Stark. This is nice.” You respond, looking around you as you see how high end this place is.

“Thanks, sit down. Yours and little reds seats are right over there.” He points down the table.

Natasha hears the nickname her called and moves her head away from your arm and gives him an annoyed look and a finger. You laugh as Tony wears an offended look on his face.

You and Natasha walk to the seats and see that you are sitting next to Thor and Vision. Next to vision seats Wanda.

“Hi Tasha, hi Y/N.” Wanda greets you guys with a warm smile.

“Hey Wands!” You look at Natasha who sends a friendly smile and a small wave.

Finally, after a couple minutes, you and Natasha are settled and everyone is ordering their drinks. You make small talk with those around you, occasionally asked a couple questions by Tony who sat across from you and Steve who sat next to Tony.

Natasha has said a couple of words but for the most part spaces out and tries to get comfortable in her seat. Her face is flushed and she looks kind of out of it.

After a while, Wanda turns to you and mouths,“What’s up with Natasha?”

You point to your head, signaling for her to read your mind. “She accidentally put on the underwear thing I got her for Christmas last year,” Wanda let’s out a small laugh. She was with you when you got it. “I accidentally pushed the remote when I was looking through my purse and now she’s like this.” You motion towards her, squirming in her seat.

“Is it still on?!” Wanda asks concerned.

“What? Of course not. I turned it off before we came in here. She’s mad because she didn’t get to finish in the car.”

“So you just left her like this?! I thought you liked her?”

“Stop saying that. I don’t like her like that, she’s my best friend. And what else was I supposed to do?! You saw how late we were.”

Wanda puts her head in her hands shaking it at your stupidity. Everyone knew there was something more than friendship between you and Natasha.

Wanda decided to drop the subject and turn to Vision, getting sucked into a conversation.

“Y/N/N,” you hear Natasha whisper beside you, tugging on the sleeve of your dress.

“Yes love?” You ask, leaning your head on hers, earning a drift of her perfume, instantly calming you.

“Can, can you turn it on please?” Natasha has her focus on her hands that are seated in her lap. She’s too scared to look at you.

You softly turn her chin so that she’s looking in your eyes. “Are you sure baby?” You want to make sure that this is something she really wants.

She whispers out a soft “yes, please.” At those words, you press the button of the remote that has been in the pocket of your dress.

Natasha’s eyes squeeze shut as she buried her face in your arm. You rub her back and bring your mouth close to her ear. “You got to be quiet for me, okay my love? Can you do that? Can you be my good girl?”

Natasha let’s out a small whimper at your words, but none the less nods.

“Natasha, you’re being quiet. What’s up?” Tony asks from across the table. Everyone’s attention is now on the red head sitting next to you. You smirk and grip the remote tighter in your hand.

“I’m okay, I’m just really tired. I also felt kinda sick in the car.” Once she finished with her sentence, you turn up the level on the remote. She immediately grips your thigh, her back slightly arching from the pleasure.

Your eyes look around the table, seeing if anyone noticed. Your eyes meet Wanda’s and you’re met with a smirk. You roll your eyes at her as she gives you a thumbs up.

Wanda has been rooting for you and Natasha since you fist arrived at the compound 4 years ago. She saw the way both sets of eyes lit up and heard the thoughts traveling through both of your heads. She’s never told either of you about the other’s feelings, knowing it wasn’t her place to. So, she has sat back has felt the frustration every time you two would call each other your “best friend.”

“Y/N,” Natasha grips on your arm. “I’m gonna, Can I please?” She whispers so that only you can hear.

“No.” You turn it off. Natasha gets mad and turns away from you. You grip her shoulder and turn her back to facing you, “Hey, don’t act like a brat. You can cum when I say you can.” She looks down and nods her head as she plays with her fingers.

Natasha feels like she might explode. She’s feeling so many emotions right now. She’s confused by these feelings for you, she’s mad that you won’t give her what she needs, she’s lost in the pain that’s happening down below. And most of all, all of these things are amplified by how tired she is.

She physically can’t pay attention to any conversations happening around her. She can only focus on your hand that is rubbing up and down her left thigh, and how close it gets to her center.

In one sudden motion, You press the button again and Natasha’s thighs squeeze together, keeping the fingers you have resting between them in their spot. You want to move your hand up further, to touch her where she really needs, but you don’t want your first time touching her to be at some Avengers dinner party.

You want to make it special for your special girl. Natasha’s close. You can see it on her face and hear it by the way she’s starting to breath. Her abs tighten, and her legs shake. Right as she’s about to be overtaken with pleasure, you turn it off.

“What the fuck?! Stop doing that!” Natasha yells louder than expected.

“Natasha? Are you okay?” Steve asks, eyebrows furrowed. Everyone carried confused faces.

“I’m okay, Y/N is just being an ass.” She says, crossing her arms and rolling her eyes.

You just laugh at how upset she looks. She tries to act tough, but you know she’s actually soft.

Wanda looks at the both of you, with a smirk on her face. She has heard the loud thoughts coming from you both. “Oh Y/N, Nat, I just got a text from your neighbor Lindsay, she said she’s been trying to get a hold of you two. She said your guy’s water is still running. You two should definitely go check that out before your house floods.” Wanda pretends to check her phone.

When you and Natasha look at each other and then to Wanda very confused, Wanda talks to you both in your heads. “Go home. Now. I’m not going to sit here for the next hour and watch Natasha cum while you try mot to touch her. I gave you an excuse now leave.”

You get up first, grabbing Natasha softly by the hand as you help her out if her chair. As she stands up, you notice how her legs shake and her knees almost give out. You quickly move your hold her her waist, holding her up.

“Bye guys! We’ll see you whenever the next mission is!” You both wave to the group as you leave. As you hold into Natasha’s hand, you hear her breathing pick up as you are walking to the car.

You both get in. Once Natasha is sat down, she lets out a sigh and closes her eyes, trying to get a hold of herself.

“Are you okay, Nat?” You ask gently.

“No” she says quietly. She leans over and rests her head on your arm, wrapping her arms around it. She wants to be close as possible to you.

You kiss the top of her head, letting you both sit in silence. After a couple minutes, you turn the car on and finally take off. During the car ride, Natasha keeps quiet, only squirming here and there.

Once you finally arrive at your guy’s house, you walk around the car and open the door for Natasha, helping her out of the car and into the house.

You both enter and Natasha immediately falls on the couch, tired and overwhelmed. You sit next to her and she moves her head into your lap. For a while, you sit there running your hands through her hair. Every time she’s about to drift off, she whimpers and her thighs squeeze together.

You let out a sigh. You feel bad that she feels this way because of you, but you don’t want to over step boundaries and do something she might regret in the morning.

“Watch out love, I’m going to go get you some pajamas.” You go to move her off of you, but she just whines and pulls you closer so that her arms are now wrapped around your waist.

“I know, I know but I’m sure you don’t want to sleep in a dress. Much less with that vibrator still in your underwear.” Natasha hits your leg and continues to hold you next to her.

“Come on Natasha, I want to get out of my dress too.” You let out a small laugh and try to move again, put this time she jumps into your lap so that she’s now straddling you. You roll your eyes at her actions, wondering when she’s going to let you go to your room.

An idea pops into your head. You reach into your pocket and pull out the remote. You wait a couple seconds, then press the first button, putting it on the lowest setting. Natasha’s hips buck and her head falls further into your shoulder.

“Y/NN… Please.” She’s trying to seek friction, grinding against your front. She’s a whimpering mess.

“No baby girl, you take what I choose to give you.” You still her hips and she’s so frustrated she lets out a few tears.

“What do you want?” You rub her hips, coaxing her to speak.

“You know what I want, stop teasing me.” She still burrows her face in your shoulder, but you need to see her when she tells you what it is she wants. You very lightly tug at her hair, and she leans back looking into your eyes.

“No I don’t, so tell me what you want. If you tell me like a good girl I’ll give it to you.”

“I-I want you to-” she lets out a whine and squirms on your lap.

“Come on, use your words. Let me hear you.” You press a soft kiss on her forehead.

“I want you to touch me, please.”

“There you go princess. You’re such a good girl.” Natasha’s face goes flushed at your words. You move your hand up her thigh, and settle it between her legs, over her underwear. You press the vibrator harder against her clit, turning the setting up two more.

Natasha let’s out a loud moan as her hips buck into your hand. Her nails are digging into your shoulders. She’s moving her hips, seeking more friction and her moans increase. She’s close and you can tell.

Right as she’s about to come, you turn off the vibrator. Natasha sobs, tears coming out of her eyes for being denied another orgasm.

“Shhh, I know baby.” You tilt her head so that she’s looking at you. “You’re coming for me tonight, not a vibrator. And also, you almost came without asking for permission.” You wipe her tears, pressing a kiss to each cheek.

She nods her head in your embrace, “m sorry.”

“It’s okay love, you’ll learn.” You take off her underwear, and her dress, leaving her completely nude. You lay her down on the couch and softly kiss her.

The kiss isn’t urgent. You’ve been waiting to kiss her for what felt like forever. Also, you wanted to make this special for Natasha. She has only been in a couple of relationships and all of them had ended up with her heart broken. You wanted her to feel as special as she was.

Once you pull away from the kiss, you trail more on her neck. Her hands find their way into your hair, softly playing with your baby hairs.

You find a spot on her neck that earned you a louder reaction. You lick and suck at that spot making her fingers tighten in your hair and her hips roll against your abdomen.

You then move your way to her breast, kissing around them and then finally licking one of her sensitive nipples. She gasps and pulls you closer to her. You continue your ministrations, giving attention to the other as well.

You start to kiss down her stomach, feeling it tighten in return. Finally, you kiss her inner thighs, leaving marks so that she remembers this moment for the next couple of days.

You can smell her and it makes you feel intoxicated. You place a soft kiss right on top of her center, and she whimpers.

“Please. Please, Y/N/N I need it.” You reach up and grasp her hands, interlacing your fingers together, soothingly running your thumb along the back of her hand.

“I got you baby girl. You just lay back and relax. I’ll take care of you.” Right after that, you are licking and sucking at her clit. Natasha’s head is thrown back and her mouth is open, letting out constant moans.

You move your tongue from her clit and probe at her entrance. “Mmm you taste so good baby. So wet for me.” You continue to move up and down her slit.

“Yes, just for you. Please fuck me.” Her eyes are squeezed shut and she’s moving her hips along with your tongue trying to gain more pleasure.

In one swift motion, your tongue is slammed inside of her, moving in and out of her.

“Mmm. Yes, so good. Thank y-” she’s cut off by your tongue curling right into her sweet spot. You continue this motion, feeling her tightening around you.

“Oh god, I’m gonna cum. Please, can I cum.” Her hands are squeezing yours so tightly, you think they might break.

“Go on my love, cum for me.” You quickly move your attention back to her clit as she screams. Her back arches and her eyes roll to the back of her head. Her thighs are squeezed around your head, keeping you trapped in your favorite place. Her hands let go of yours and find themselves in your hair.

You lap at her clit fast, coaxing her through her high. Finally, her legs release their tight hold and she’s shaking under you from the overstimulation. She pulls you up by your hair, and pulls you into a soft kiss.

She can taste herself on your tongue, and she can smell your comforting scent. Natasha pulls on your dress, signaling for you to take it off. You do as told and lay down next to Natasha. She immediately crawls on top of you and lays her head down on your chest.

You press a soft but firm kiss on the top of her head, rubbing her back.

“Thank you.” She whispers, her hand slides down your arm, and she rests her hand in yours.

“It was my pleasure, literally. I’d do anything for you Nat. You’re my everything. I love you.” Natasha goes silent for a couple seconds.

You feel her completely relax on top of you, “I love you too. I always have. I just didn’t want to lose you. I want to be yours.” She squeezes your hand gently, and places a kiss to your chest.

You let out a chuckle, “Please, you’ve always been mine.” Natasha rolls her eyes at your ego and pinched your nipple.

“Ow! Okay, okay. I want to be yours too. Even though I know I’ve been yours since the moment I walked into the compound and gave me one look with those green eyes. You rolled your eyes and flipped me off and walked upstairs. I knew I loved you right there and then.” You felt Natasha laugh at that memory.

She was having a bad day that day and accidentally took it out on you. You came into her room later that evening with snacks, popcorn and a whole bunch of movies. You knew she was having a bad day and you wanted to cheer her up.

Natasha was scared to let her guard down, but your bubbly personality made it a lot easier. Her life was better after you came into it.

You run your fingers through her hair. “Go to sleep baby, you haven’t slept in god knows how long.” You grab a blanket that rests next to you on the couch and throw it over the both of you. “I’ll keep you safe. You can sleep now.” You kiss her forehead and slowly feel her breathing even out.

You loved this girl so much sometime it actually felt like it hurt.

[nameification]

7, 9, 14, 35?

7. favorite verse?

uasdjfbadsjh this one's hard.... hmmmm.... I'll go with It's No Game (Pt. 1) by David Bowie

Documentaries on refugees Couples 'gainst the target You throw a rock against the road And it breaks into pieces Draw the blinds on yesterday And it's all so much scarier Put a bullet in my brain And it makes all the papers

It's also like. the backing track that adds to this. Gonna be honest I love a lot of Bowie songs cause of the guitar

9. favorite chorus?

At pambihira Ang laki mong tanga Ipaghahanda ka pa namin ng tinola Lunurin natin silang lahat

Antidisestablishmentarianism by Dasu

It was a choice between this and Nakakapagpabagabag so I flipped a coin and got this one. I love Dasu songs so much aaadashssdh

If it was Nakakapagpabagabag it would've been

Sinabihan na kitang tumakbo papalayo sa mundong Nakakapagpabagabag Pinilit kong sagipin ang mga naliligaw sa dilim Nakakapagpabagabag

OH and also Curses by The Crane Wives but honestly those two are probs higher up for me. I'm gonna get into The Last Supper from JCS later cause fhasdkjfjd (and also idrk if the apostles' lines are considered chorus? idk)

14. most clever lyric?

Ipaghahanda ka pa namin ng tinola -Antidisestablishmentarianism by Dasu

The song in my interpretation is about corruption and injustice in media/politics and this tinola line is referencing this moment in Noli Me Tangere where Padre Damaso is served Tinola and asijdhidjfufhj

Also kind of just anything from Feast or Famine from the Starkid Black Friday musical. I love critiques on capitalism and consumerism and yes the cut song from the Lorax "Biggering" is also in the same spot

OH WAIT HANG ON JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR. okay so there's parts from Heaven On Their Minds that make me go Fucking Insane and then just. the breaking of the bread and then Jesus's freakout and then the following fight between him and Judas AND THEN ALSO JUST THE APOSTLES IN THE CHORUS and then also Gethsemane cause sahdlf

okay so

And all the good you've done Will soon get swept away. You've begun to matter more Than the things you say. -Heaven on Their Minds

Judas is talking about Jesus and about how his followers care only about heaven and their salvation and not about the teachings AND THIS SONG WAS WRITTEN IN THE SEVENTIES. IT STILL APPLIES TODAY. AND PROBABLY WILL APPLY FOR HOWEVER LONG CHRISTIANITY EXISTS

Then when we retire, we can write the Gospels So they'll still talk about us when we've died. -The Last Supper

It's the last line in the Apostles' verse and it also combines with the slight variation after Jesus and Judas have their little fight

What's that in the bread? It's gone to my head

That line happens a little earlier in the apostles' verse but if you look at the full lyrics/listen to it you'll see what I mean. The song implies that Jesus' followers' motives were more selfish than they portrayed it as and the What's that in the bread its gone to my head line ALSO accentuates this cause the apostles are DRUNK and were told they just ate the flesh and drank the blood of the Son of God

I wanna get more but I am. oufudghug thoughts thoughts thoughts

35. song that made you tear up a bit/gave you the chills/induced any other similar emotional reaction in you when you first listened to it?

Caught A Ghost's version of In The Pines! I found it on spotify while looking for the version that was used in that one SCP Confinement video (link here) and I hpnestly love it??? definitely more but that's the one on my head rn

[mylife-bs]

10.07.2021

dear diary,

yes it’s been a fucking while, and i apologize. to say i’ve been busy for the past 4 months would be an understatement. i’ll bring y’all up to speed real quick. and please forgive the spelling errors, it’s currently 3am.

june - pride month baby <3 got my second covid shot, it was hell. i went and visited my sister in georgia and it was amazing. i always forget how much i love her, considering she’s my best friend. spoke to my mom about moving to georgia(we’d been talking about it before), and she said she didn’t know. a little bit tough considering that we would have to know before the end of summer. hung out with my sister. we both caught each other up to speed with our trauma. it was a fun bonding moment. got hooked on wattpad. i’d prefer not to discuss the details if it’s okay with you.

july - pride month over :( i went back to california(where i lived), talked to my mom about moving, again. got a non-response, again. asked her about he multiple men she was seeing. she denied it, again. towards the end of the month, my mother finally decided that we could move. so i had to register my self for school because my mother is incapable of being an actual mother for one fucking second. started packing up the house and saying goodbye to my friends. it wasn’t as hard as you’d think.

august - moved to georgia two days before school started. it was stressful. lived at my not step-dad’s house for a while until my mom decided to show up. made some new friends. pretended to miss my old ones. rocked some pretty fan-fucking-tastic outfits to school. cried everyday at school for a week over fucking geometry. moved to a different geometry class and decided that my new teacher might be a pedophile, still uncertain. unpacked like two things. determined that my house may be haunted, even though i don’t believe in ghosts. my cats were loud as fuck all the time, which was fun to try and sleep through.

september - still haven’t unpacked. still iffy on the friends department, but we’ve made progress. became a teacher’s pet on accident in first period. decided that my geometry teacher is totally a perv. found out that my ap teacher is hilarious. my theatre teacher is pregnant(congrats but also ew children). got asked to homecoming and turned him down(he’s just not my type, ahem women). made a few more friends towards the end of the month. had two periods, idk what’s going on with that. it was my mom’s birthday, happy birthday ig. got stressed over my mother’s lack of mothering.

october thus far - got a dress for homecoming(it’s on saturday, i’ll update y’all hopefully). befriended my sister’s friends, they’re really funny. decided that my house it totally haunted. my dad’s in town, which totally isn’t stressful in the slightest. considered suicide a little bit, but nothing too bad. read a real sad book. and another. the second made me consider suicide some more. decided that i’d really fucking love to move out and i hate being a minor. still haven’t unpacked. and now i’m writing this nonsense.

all in all it’s been very tiring and now i wanna cry all the time. i’ll write to y’all later, hopefully, although who knows anymore.

xoxo m

p.s.

i figured i’d give some recommendations on books, movies, tv shows, and music to listen, watch, and read because you only live once

books - they both die at the end, all the bright places, felix ever after, black flamingo, not your perfect mexican daughter, girl mans up, red white and royal blue, yes no maybe so, all this time, good girl’s guide to murder, normal, i wish you all the best, carrie, the upside of unrequited, everything everything, five feet apart, before i fall, the hate u give, all of percy jackson and whatever rick decided to do, a series of unfortunate events, and the secret series

movies - studio ghibli(all of it), 13 going on 30, legally blonde, clueless, the bee movie, hairspray, the lorax, jumanji(1995), jennifer’s body, corpse bride, freaky, craft, and to the bone

tv shows - maid, criminal minds, glee, prodigal son, the umbrella academy, on my block, your lie in april(anime), only murders in the building, you, miraculous ladybug, scooby doo mystery incorporated, the good place, death note(anime), dash and lily, 13 reasons why, julie and the phantoms, reply 1988, 18 again, weigh-lifting fairy kim bok-joo, erased(anime), wanda-vision, 

music - used to be l.o.v.e, pedestrian at best, the red means i love you, i wanna be your slave, hey lover, laughing on the outside, tom’s diner, join us for a bite, lemons - demo, murder party, all of mother mother, the living tombstone as a whole, and marina bc she’s a damn queen

[heli0s-writes]

Surprises

Summary: You and Bucky babysit the Barton clan. Pairing: Reader x Bucky Barnes A/N: Silliness, little angst at the end. TW: Mentions infertility.

Bag of Tricks One-Shot Masterlist

You are surprisingly good with kids.

When you visited the Barton farm for the first time, all of Clint’s kids loved you. After the initial excitement over Captain America, Thor, and Auntie Nat, they always came back to you. You’d be plopped down on the couch, flipping through the channels, and Clint’s daughter would find her way into your lap with a picture book.

To be polite, you had read it to her the first time, accidentally becoming very invested in the Lorax’s plight for environmental justice and the next thing you knew, your voice was loud and booming, rising and falling with the cadence of each line. The boys had shown up, too, clapping and cheering at the end and requested another book.

Clint never let you live down reading his kids four books that evening. And building a blanket fort. And rolling yourself up in the blanket and hobbling after them.

The next time you returned, Lila had moved onto chapter books, and you were happy to help her read those as well. She had a lot of questions about volcanoes and dinosaurs, and you would answer them to the best of your ability. She knew quite a lot for a 2nd grader, so you ended up asking her quite a few questions about volcanoes and dinosaurs as well (who the heck knows how to pronounce Deinonychus anyway?)

At the end of the night, she was curled up in your lap while you braided her hair. You were glad she fell asleep because it was quite honestly a travesty that all 7 braids were different sizes and shapes.

“You ever think about raising your own kid?” Clint asked later that night. “In this business? Pfft.”

So, you settled on being the Barton’s babysitter when they needed one. And on one dark October night, you enlist Bucky Barnes’ help.

-

“Can you braid my hair while we watch the movie?” Lila asks as she settles in next to you on the couch. Cooper and Nate are down on their bellies in front, squished pillows underneath them to soften the hardwood flooring.

“Lila,” You sigh, “You don’t remember this, but last time I braided your hair… you looked terrible.”

“It’s okay.” She giggles, “It just feels nice!”

Bucky is on the other side of the couch, gaze attached to the slasher movie you had been told specifically not to put on for the kids. With a slight kick to his knee, you ask him for help with your eyes. Lila doesn’t know, but you can’t braid worth a shit—most of what happened to her hair last time had a lot to do with sheer dumb luck. And it was still a travesty.

She might say that she doesn’t care, but you know any eight-year-old girl cares about what their hair looks like. Even if it’s just a night in with her brothers.

He sends you an annoyed look back, because you dragged him to bumfuck middle of 80 acres of nowhere and he’s watching Planet Terror with a bunch of children. Barton is going to skin his ass when he gets back.

“Bucky, can you braid?” You whisper as Rose McGowan fires her fucking machinegun leg and the ricochet shudders through the T.V.

“Yes.” He replies.

“Help a girl out, man.” You motion to Lila, who has now covered her eyes as red sprays from an enormous wound. Bucky grimaces at the way your fingers have separated three locks. Already it is a tangled mess and you haven’t even started.

“What are you trying to do? Give the kid dreadlocks?” He scowls, slapping your hand away and scooting over so that she’s now mostly in front of him and you are squished and diagonal, pushed away by his shoulder. In mere minutes he makes short work of the herculean task you had tried to take on.

It’s a perfect fishtail braid, and he’s even used strands of her hair to wrap around the elastic neatly. You stare open-mouthed at him as Lila pats the back of her head and happily squeals at what he’s done. Bucky grunts in reply and then sinks back into the sofa, crossing his arms.

“I gotta turn this off. This can’t be good for the kids.”

--

“EARTHQUAKE!” You scream, grabbing the edge of the dinner table and rocking it so hard all the pieces of the board game fall over. Cooper is out of his seat, throwing his hands up in the air as he yells, “CHEATER!” And Nate looks like he’s on the verge of tears.

Lila could care less, still enamored by her beautifully weaved locks.

Bucky puts his face in his hands as you expertly dodge the metal dog and thimble piece Cooper is throwing at you. It’s bad enough that you had been massively in debt to the bank but shaking the board because you were losing is a new level of low. The kids chase you around the house and throw pillows at you when you climb too far out of their reach. Pastel strips of Monopoly money lay scattered all over the house.

Bucky hisses your name as you perch on the hutch in the dining room. “Get down from there! Christ!”

Nate tosses a cushion up that you swat away easily. Cooper throws a cookie that you catch in your mouth. “I’ll die before I come down.” You mutter, “Stupid, capitalist, Monopoly-monocle’d, pocketwatched motherfu—”

A pillow to the face muffles the rest of your complaint and Bucky points at you in a silent scolding. Thank God he has good aim because if the Bartons come home from date night and little Nate was calling someone a motherfucker, Laura would skin his ass.

“You are terrible with children!” He whispers when the kids leave the room to find something else to do.

Slowly, you climb down and pat his shoulder. “My favorite part about kids is the part where I give them back to their parents.” You admit. “I didn’t think they’d take this long.”

From the corner of the dining room, Nate and Cooper rush forward screaming at you. Pillows are raised high above their heads as they leap and pummel you with the fluffy squares. You shriek and fall down and make a huge show about it—something about melting and turning green and flying monkeys. It’s all too much, but the kids love it and tell you it’s what you deserve for being a cheater.

But then Nate and Cooper yelp as you snatch their ankles in your hand and stand tall, holding them upside down. It’s easy to forget that you have super-human strength because you certainly don’t look like it. But it’s on display now as you spin around on your heels and take the boys circling with you.

Nate’s head misses the corner of a wooden chair by centimeters and Bucky thinks he might fucking faint. Lila takes this opportunity to try and jump on your back to save her brothers, but she’s just a fraction too slow and your arm crashes into her instead, sending all three siblings tumbling and you as well.

Bucky sighs severely as he stands over the mess in the kitchen. One adult (tentatively labeled), three children, rubbing their heads and limbs, pouting like babies. There is a swelling mark underneath Nate’s hairline and he rubs it gingerly, whimpering when his fingers touch it.

You run to the refrigerator for an icepack before he can burst into tears.

-

Forgiveness is earned after three hurriedly made root beer floats—extra whipped cream piled so high that it overtakes the entire glass and the kids stick half their noses in it to try and lick some off. You slump heavily in a chair and dig a spoon into your own glass of fizzing cream and soda.

A single cherry is plopped on top of the bubbles. Bucky peers down at you, licking the syrup off his finger with a smirk.

“I guess you’re not so bad with kids.” He says, glancing over at where the three previously dour Bartons sit, now giddy with cheer as they slurp their desserts. Cooper has stuck his finger in his glass, scooping up the last remnants of sweetness before turning over and eyeing Nate’s half-full container.  

You throw the cherry into your mouth and grin, “Yeah. I’m kind of a miracle worker.” And then your tongue pokes around in your mouth and you shut one eye as if in intense contemplation. When you stick your tongue out again, the cherry stem has been tied into a little knot, glistening with spit.

“Woah!” Lila yells, “How’d you do that?”

“I wanna learn!” Cooper rushes forward, peering at the stem between your fingers, and then all three kids are screeching, “me too!” and jumping in circles around the table. Bucky puts both his hands up when you start explaining what to do because he—an actual, reasonable, adult—does not think teaching three kids to tie a cherry stem into a knot is a good idea.

Before he can do much else, the Barton children are shoving each other and arguing. Then they break out into laughter and take off into the living room. All Bucky hears next is screaming and the sound of six feet jumping on every cushion there is. They tumble, wrestle, run, and in general act like little hazards. Nate screeches at the top of his lungs—just because, apparently.

Bucky takes your spoon from your mouth and scoops a big chunk of ice cream for himself, resigned to getting skinned. When Clint and Laura come home and find their kids cracked out on sugar at—he checks the clock—good fuck, half past midnight, they are going to kill the both of you.

The spoon is still in his mouth when he mumbles, “You are terrible with kids.”

--

“Huh.” Clint says when he enters the living room and finds all five of you settled in comfortably with the children sound asleep. Laura’s cheeks are a bit peachier than you remember and there’s a lazy little smile that graces her features as she peers down at her children.

“Sorry—they fell asleep during the movie and I didn’t have the heart to wake ‘em up.” You say with a sheepish grin, tilting your chin up and watching him upside down.

“That’s okay, kid.” Clint grins, hand on his hip. “Jeez, you really wore ‘em out. What’dja do?” He gives Bucky a curious look but doesn’t say much else. The two of you are sharing a blanket in the middle of the floor, heads propped up by one couch cushion. Lila is to your left with her head on your arm, fishtail braid bursting apart, strands of hair flaying about around her head like a halo. Cooper and Nate are on the other side of Bucky, mouths open and snoring softly.

They’re even changed into their pajamas, teeth brushed and everything.

Slowly, Clint picks up Lila and Cooper and Laura does the same to Nate. They go upstairs to put the kids to bed while you and Bucky peel the blanket off, quietly making your exit.

Before you can reach the car, the front door swings shut and Clint is stepping out with his hands tucked in his pockets. “Hey.” He calls, “Thanks for the night. Laura and I haven’t been out alone in months.”

“Don’t mention it.” You beam. Behind you, Bucky scoffs just enough for you to hear.

“You sure you don’t want any kids? You’re damn good with ‘em.”

Bucky snorts louder, kicks the dirt beneath this boot and puts his hand on your shoulder, “Her favorite part is giving ‘em back.” He announces before you clamp your hand over his mouth. His eyes twinkle under the moonlight as Clint waves goodbye and retreats into his home. The screen door clicks quietly, and you watch the yellow glow of each room turn off until the cabin is just an afterimage against the darkness.

“You think brushing twice was good?” You mutter with a sigh as Bucky pulls out of the dirt driveway.

“No, which was why I suggested mouthwash.”

A silence passes before you suck on your teeth and say, “Hey, check it out.”

Peeling your lips back, you show him the cherry stem from earlier in the night, now neatly tied with another knot next to the first one. Bucky scoffs and snatches it from your teeth.

“I swear to all fuck, how you got them fooled is beyond me. Fuckin’ Planet Terror, then shaking the goddamn Monopoly board, and then teaching fuckin’ kids how to tie--” he throws the stem back in your face, “and then ice cream at midnight.”

“Hey! They had fun!” You cry, dodging him.

“They threw up!”

You cackle, because they did all throw up, and it was really funny. Bucky groans and rolls his eyes because you would absolutely be the worst mother. Your kids would grow up in the most chaotic household. But, he thinks, they’d be loved. So maybe you wouldn’t be the worst. You also had them help you clean up the house and were firm with them when they didn’t want to. Bucky feels a smile grow on his face. Maybe you are good with children.

“You’re pretty responsible, Buck. You think you’ll ever have kids?”

It’s a quiet question. Suddenly your demeanor is sullen as you turn to gaze out the window, peering at the full moon and he knows where your mind has wandered to.

Clint has something the rest of you can only dream about. You might crack jokes about being terrible with children, but it’s no secret that domesticity is something you long for. A baked apple pie in the windowsill, running under summer sprinklers, hanging the sheets up to dry, dancing through the living room barefoot, kind of life.

There are mobiles of stars and paper airplanes in your dreams, swaddling cloth with giraffes and moons. Gerber Baby food jars and baby-proofed corners. There are nights when you think about what the gene experiments did to your body and all you can do is stare silently.

The irony of you being so good with children is not lost on him.

A warm hand clamps itself over yours. Bucky links his flesh fingers through your smaller ones, holds onto the wheel with his metal hand.

“Nah.” Bucky says, “My favorite thing to do with kids is give ‘em back.”

A short laugh escapes as you grip his hand tighter, letting the moment pass on by like it always does. Usually you ride the wave on your own, crash on your own, and awaken the next morning in disarray on your own. But this time, his warm hand is holding you steady as the pain crests and ebbs away.

“Hey.” You say, rubbing your thumb over his in a surprising show of affection. Bucky feels his heart pick up a faster beat as you worry your lip with your teeth. Then, because you’re always full of surprises, you stick your tongue out where the cherry stem has collected another knot. “Check it out.”

He laughs, a deep, rumbling, genuinely joyful sound as he squeezes your hand. “You’ll have to teach me that some time.” He jokes-- anything to keep you from looking so sad.

Your lashes flutter as you blink slowly in contemplation. Bucky’s heart picks up again when you turn to him and shyly say, “If you pull over, I can teach you right now.”

[collisiondiscourse]

Iedneiifgjkeksi I am not sure if we define as mutuals bcz I don't know HOW to define what mutuals are but I hope we are, I am too scared to reveal myself oh my gosh,,,, But I really hope we are mutuals, I really want to be friends (?) With you! I really love your lorax Kacchan so fucking much omg - 🧣👑🦉

omg im sorry for replying tk this ask so late BUT YES ITS OK BE MY FRIEND I WANNA BE FRIENDS W ALL MY FOLLOWERS EVEN IF I DONT/DIDNT END UP FOLLOWING YALL BACK PLEASE KNOW ITS BC IM A DUMB KID BUT YES I HOLD UR HAND ANON

[huskofachance]

@sincataclysm​ The Best Song about capitalism biggering  Legit fight me community, this song is lit as fuck and  captures that whole decent into greed! And I adore this song!!  I wish it hadn’t been cut from the Lorax.   UGH! Such a good song.  Also yes.... Yes I did RP as the Once-ler 

Ya wanna fight about it?

“Who cares if some things are dying? I don't wanna hear your crying! This is all so gratifying“

[uta-no-fakku-sama]

30 UtaPri Questions

I finally got around to doing this after being tagged so here we go :3

this is supposed to go on my main but i already saved the draft before i could do anything so oh well ;w;

Your Best Boy? Natsuki, but Cecil and Camus are not too far behind.

Your Least Favorite Boy? I don’t really have any; they’re all really nice.

A Character You Never Thought You Would Love as Much as You Do Now? Y-Yamato. . . There’s just something about him that makes me happy ÚwÙ

A Character You Can Relate to in Any Way? Otoya, I guess. I’m not exactly sure on how I should put it, though.

A Character That You Think Deserved More Love? Eiichi, definitely. I know he’s messed up a lot and I don’t agree with what he did, but it’s (not really but it’s there) simple to see he means well. I know what it’s like to do something I thought as good but ended up hurting someone else through it, which in turn hurt me. He had good intentions, but went with them the wrong way. I do understand why people feel so upset and angry towards him; in a way, he has been shown in a bad light. Then again, HEAVENS in general during their very first appearance in Season 2 were depicted to be like the main villains of the series. Then again, that’s probably just me overanalyzing again. Sorry for the rambling ;w:

A Character You Would Want as Your Partner/Lover? Haruka. Just Haruka. Let me smooch.

A Character You Would Want as Your Mentor/Senpai? Reiji! I mean, he’s Reiji. And maybe Cesshi. Or Masato. Maybe Camus if I’m allowed to make fun of him.

Your Favorite Ship? NatsuCam. Such a rare pair. Like, a really fucking rare pair. Most of the content for it is mine. Haha ;w;

A Character You Want to Cosplay/Have Already Cosplayed? I’d like to try Cesshi, but I don’t know if my skin’s dark enough for that so I don’t wanna risk any chances. An alternative may be Natsuki, but then I’d be a short kinda chubby-looking Natsuki. Kira’d be nice too though! But I’m probably a little too expressive for him;;; Nagi’d be a nice fit as well, I dunno :3

Favorite Side Character? I’m not really sure if Satsuki counts as a side character since he really only shows up during Natsuki-centered episodes. If not him, then Tomochika! She. Just she.

Your Favorite Solo Song? I found myself enjoying Cesshi’s solo songs a lot. Destiny Song really brings me in. Brand New Melody has a lil something to it that makes me really happy though. I don’t know what it is, but it gives me a nice feeling inside. I also really like SUKIxSUKI Hanamaru and Hatsukoi o Mata Hajimeyou!! Those are both really nice songs that make me feel really fluffy happy inside >w<! And Melting of Snow. And Hurrayx2 Dreamers. And there’s a lot of solo songs I like. Oops.

Your Favorite Duet Song? North Wind and SunShine. I just really like that song. Like, that was the duet song my mind really stuck onto when I first started playing SL. I got attached.

Your Favorite Trio Song? Kaleidoscope. When I watched the movie in theaters, that was the one I kinda got really hooked on;;;

Your Favorite Group Song? There’s Mirai Chizu and Maj LOVE 2000% and QUARTET NIGHT and Poison KISS and HEAVENS GATE and GIRAx2 SEVEN an—

Your Least Favorite Group Song? FORCE LIVE I guess?? I mean, the chorus is okay and stuff, but the other things in the song are just not really my taste. Like the beginning. The beginning just feels so eeeeehhh to me;;;

Your Favorite Singer? I think they’re all good how do choose favorite help—

Your Favorite Group/Trio/Duo? Favorite group is hard to choose; they all are good. Favorite trio is easily either the Kawaii Group or the White Chocolate Horse/Tea Party Group (Natsuki, Ren, and Camus). Favorite duo is also very easily the Royal Group.

Your Favorite Member of STARISH? Natsuki Shinomiya. Tsuki-chan. Ye. I love he. Cesshi’s also very close behind. He sweet. Beb. I also love he.

Your Favorite Member of QUARTET NIGHT? Camus. Used to be Reiji. Sorry, maracaboo. It all started when I got his My Only Prince UR (the first MOP card I got) which in turn made me go “I guess I’ll change Natsuki for him on my screen and then I tapped him and he go “high butler voice time hewwo mistwess uwu ^-^” and I went “holy shi—

Your Favorite Member of HEAVENS? Yamato!! I love him. I love his appearance. I love his clothing choices. I love his voice. I love his personality. I. Uh. Munscklez. Ha;;;;;;;;

Your Favorite Seiyuu/Voice Actor? Why do I have to choose one? I mean, unrelated but through their seiyuus and stuff I was able to find out Mamoru is in the Japanese dub of The Lorax and that put me through a fucking loop. Thanks, Mamo :3

Favorite Drama CD? Lycoris no Mori. Shit. That was. Made me remember that Vocaloid song The Wolf Who Fell in Love with Little Red Riding Hood. Also Black Hood Cesshi. Evil boi. Just doing evil spirit boi things. Kinda caused people to murder along the way but it’s okay because in the end he’s probably still dancing over their dead bodies in the woods. Also wolf Randolph Toki red-nosed bitch. Randolph sounds really close to Rudolph, don’tcha agree? And Blood Otoya. Or Brad Otoya. Or whatever. Who in their right mind thought Blood was a good name for a boi? Like, I know he has red hair and red eyes and a red hood and red blood an— Victor. Huntsman Ren. Ren with ponytail. H. That is all. H.

Your Favorite Shining Live Card? *slams hands on table* TEA. PARTY. UR. BOIS. Natsuki please come home soon ;-;

Your Favorite Song Beatmap? Any of the ones with slide notes. Like, a lot of them. Also just any really difficult song I somehow manage to FC on the first couple tries. Like I remember there was one song for an event I was playing in only to get more LP where there was like a fuck ton of notes. I forgot if if was 800 or 900, but there were a lot. And I managed to FC it first try. Haha whoops ;w;

Your Least Favorite Song Beatmap? Nothing really comes to mind except for the lower difficulty ones. When you play a lot of Pro songs, the lower ones just kinda get boring.

Black Dejavu or White Gravity? White Gravity definitely. I can’t believe Masato said “lol bye” and joined the Kawaii and Royal Groups. Also, Natsuki’s high notes. They told him to do it twice and he said “okay :D”. I know it has a more uniform(?) singing distribution and order, but that just personally fits me and my ears better :3

UtaPri Merch That You Own/Watch? I have a Prince Cat of Citron!! And a Natsuki face towel that came along with him. I wanna get either Lime or Aqua next, but I can’t choose who. Lime because second best boi, Aqua because third best boi and shipping reasons. Also, you ever follow accounts that have Prince Cats of different sizes and have them act out as if they’re like a lil family? I want that life. Like, there’s one I follow on Twitter with Rosso and Cielo and Iris and Arancia and Verde and a lil Aqua as their child and I adore them. They use emojis to represent who’s talking and the lil Aqua’s emoji is a lollipop it’s just so cute ;-;. . .

How did You Get into UtaPri? Shining Live. I saw that Klab had another idol rhythm game on the app store and went “Why not? I haven’t had one with guydols yet?” and look where we are now;;;

A Set Theme in Shining Live That You Want to See in the Future? I’ve been having a bunch of gacha set and event ideas on a note on my phone. Like street dancer, fairytales, zodiac, zookeeper, cyber, and seven deadly sins/four horsemen as gacha ideas (some I already made art concepts for;;;). And for events, I got carhop, first date kinda thing, and ice/figure skating. In short, I want a lot :3

Why Do You Love Your Best Boy? At first, it was because he adores cute things and I adore cute things and he’s cute so I adore him. After learning more about him, I do see more similarities between the two of us. The feeling of being betrayed and growing defensive because of it, his defense being Satsuki and mine is trying to use words to help me. The need to grow stronger to not be seen as a burden, to try and not rely and depend on others to fight our battles for us. There’s probably more I can dwell upon, but that’s all I can think about for now.

Tagging: I don’t know I’m sorry ;-;. . . Anyone who wants to do this can have the go ahead.

[pxppinmolly-archived]

Shit Anons Have Said

“A bunch of shit Anonymous users have sent me on my main blog.

Mix of crack and NSFW Edit: I’ve come with more to add onto this post.

“Hot food, or dead food? Yes, the choice is mutually exclusive.”

 “I really wanna fuck a doll tho.”

“[NAME] you'd fuck an actual doll wouldn't you? huh? dollfucker?”

“I’d let the lorax speak for my trees.”

“Hm. I had a thought. Yknow who’s a himbo?”

“I broke my tooth eating steak and shake fries.”

“oh fuck you have been gnomed.”

“As a child I had a crush on big bird, kinda makes sense that I turned out to be a furry.”

“I hope people label you as a God.”

“I slowly chased a stray cat for two blocks just to pet him and got a scratch. am I valid?”

“The first time I heard about rhinoplasty was wild imagine paying money to look like a whole rhinoceros.”

“I think you would make a really good god.”

“excuse me while I go fucking feral.”

“is it racist to assume italians can’t be vampires?”

“No earthly force can separate [NAME] from their meat.”

“Whipping my dick out won't help me against the duolingo owl.”

“clowns deserve better.”

“so...would like the cream?”

“I ate a whole bag of frozen peas today.”

 “Have you ever eaten paper? Because that stuffs good. Recycled paper is nasty though.”

“Like come on what are these four masked fuckwits with mixtapes gonna do? Stab?”

“I've already disappointed you once [NAME], I'm going for the world record at this point.”

“Cruise for MILFs with me at Walmart babe.”

“How fat must we pray for your ass to be [NAME]. Let me know so I can stop before you get so dummy thicc, your cheek clap alerts the killers in your house.”

“I heard the guy that painted the mono lisa is taking commissions again.”

 “Karkalicious definition makes Terezi loco.”

“Are you gay or italian I'm confused which is it?”

“sorry, the anthrax will take 4-6 business days to get to you hope u don’t mind.”

“great news [NAME]! I've decided to become an oil baron!”

“I cast Big Gay on you. Bzz bzzz bzz bzzzzzz!”

“When I was a little kid, I used to play with my mom's hair. I liked how it was soft, and it had a nice texture. One day, I figured I'd try tasting it. To this day, I feel the ring of disappointment in my soul that hair doesn't taste good.”

“the only right way to eat ice cream cake is very carefully with a bowie knife.”

“the clown religion is called honkism.”

“I'm not a clown but maybe I'd consider converting. Do you have clown religion resources?”

 “You ever just eat an orange, peel and all, and feel like a God?”

“bozo is a clownphobic slur.”

“I ran into a group of juggalos at the mall, they were in Claire's.”

“ok listen this may be the sleep deprivation or possibly the anxiety of starting a new semester in like forty five minutes talking but 5 am? great time to be awake. my third eye is WIDE fucking open. sleep? government conspiracy to keep us unwoke. think about it.”

“You will sleep. Or I will put you to sleep.”

“Thank you, I’ll be here forever because so will you.”

“I’d like to offer you some Pepto Bismol chewables in this trying time.”

“If there were anyone you could vore here who would it be?”

“graverob my grandpappy, long dick.”

“the genie from aladdin is hot.”

“If I can’t pay you to kill me or flirt, what can I pay for?”

“Yeah but you could share all of your fetishes with us.”

“Ur beautiful and for christmas you can top me.”

“[NAME] you are the only one who’s allowed to kill me.”

“if you’re having a funeral I volunteer to be the dead bitch in the casket.”

“I’ll hold a boom box playing Dancing Queen by Abba with leg warmers and a torn Guns N’ Roses with tiger print leggings at your funeral.”

“I EAT ASS IN ALL FORMS WORLD, I AM BI AND I LOVE IT.”

“ Hi [NAME] I just stayed up for 35 hours and I hope you are doing well.”

“You ever feel like puberty really missed ya and ya whole teenagehood was a mess of unwarranted responsibility and shame?”

“[NAME]….. let us be the most absolute of bafoons.”

“Im very tired and wanna say. Minecraft. Also i would give you a hug.”

“Stuart little is just a shitty Despereaux.”

“I fucking hate Stuart Little. I know what you’re thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Stuart Little is a piece of shit. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he’s supposed to be a hero? And I can’t even tell you how many damn times I’ve seen a great parking space only to turn the corner and realise Stuart Little is already parked there in his stupid little fucking convertible. He took my wife and the kids and my house and my job. I swear to fucking god.”

“do you fear God?”

“It is 100% obvious that you are, and have definitely eaten part of someone before.”

“you kill it you can eat it, tis the only law in these backwoods.”

“I picked the side of being GRUMPY.”

“ I’m just saying, those boots were made for walking and your thighs were made for getting it and also I guess for holding your legs onto your body.”

“i ate an apple and i think i’m dying.”

“How attached are you to your teeth?”

“Why don’t you love my dad bod?”

“Sorry, calling you "Pope" is probably Italianphobic”

“Is babe a slur to you?”

[NAME] is like the Eve of MILFs. Responsible for the original sin of looking this good.

“Pennes envy is when everyone's pennes are rigate but yours is lisce.”

“They actually choose popes based on meat size! Fun fact!”

“My meat is huge fam, my buldge is the envy of the land but no one ever gets to see it”

“Mac n cheese n the sound of good pussy”

“Your Holiness your pasta is lookin a lil raw and uncooked is something wrong?”

“I'm sorry, I can't do that, I don't wanna threaten you, that's mean and you are nice and don't deserve that.”

“Italian Gordon Ramsay. "Ngl, this pasta do be lookin' kinda fresh doe"’

“We are all OCs of God”

“Your relationship with [NAME] is honestly very cute, in a similar way to two goblins fighting over a bread roll than getting into a tumbling brawl is cute. Which is to say, quite.”

“salami is basically dick when u think about it”

“Do you support breasties? Can I apply?“

“ im a girlboss because i knew that my last teenage summer was gonna suck balls for like 20 different reasons and decided to take advantage of that and make money while it sucked. im working 3 jobs and im so exhausted. where's my subservient malewife. i earnt him.”

“Honestly, who would you be without Electroswing?”

“I dont think it would improve the movie at all but I think it would be really funny if jigsaw got on his hands and knees and slurped up some of the "blood" and just said Choccy Milk to Adam before leaving.”

“You either die a horror protagonist, or live long enough to become a horror villain.”

“I wasn't the most fuckable bitch in the supermarket today. So anyways, I fell in love today.“

“I am on 16 hour sleeby schedule!! I am always sleeb. Maybe something is wrong with me!!!!!!!“

“well.... hm... are low level hexes more or less affordable to send? and are they tax deductible for that matter?“

“Damn, these bitches gay! Good for them!“

“can i use [NAME] for arson fuel?”

“They have Looney Tunes in Space Jam now? Interesting.“

“u tellin me a simp fried this rice ?“

“10 year old me also would have crushed on you and shown you my neopets“

“That being said, you wanna see my Feet?“

“Hey can I show you my boobs?“

“Damn, what a babe.“

“Okay, I hate ur tiddies, boo then.“

“You appreciate seeing a nice pair of tiddies right?“

“ ive never watched a saw but imagine how many people would die if the guy with the puppet worked in customer service”

“she took my fucking McElroy funko pops in the divorce”

“i'd let a goth bite me too. its not that controversial i think“

“I'm confused, did she serve cunt like pussy or served cunt like attitude???“

“im thinking. can you hold my frog while i think for a bit“

“Why haven't you kill me yet, why haven't you killed me yet.”

“[NAME] you don't need to change your Subway Order. Do not forfeit who you are.”

“Don't tie yourself to a sinking ship. You can change your stars.“

“You are more than your past.“

“It's funny actually, my tits are nearly ALWAYS out.”

“The binch? She is the Pape! Put some respect on it!“

“ I think Austin Powers and Scooby Doo should crossover.”

“Pasta? A nice alfredo? I dunno, maybe a ravioli, god I want pasta now.”

“ Maybe U were the one who was predisposed to madness.”

“I'm like a minor god or smth, I can't show up on ur quest unless you invoke me. You will need all of ur strength for what is to come. U have my blessing.”

“I change my subway order each time. I have no nostalgia for the movie Holes.“

“Stop trying to fuck the doll!“

“The way he is so.”

“Did you sing songs at school, we sung so many songs, I can even remember them, watch me sing Sausages and Custard“

“You looks like an old fuddy-duddy.”

“Flavour of CO2 bitch, I'm out here tasting gasses you can only dream of.”

“ARE YOU NOT TOO GOOD FOR SEMENS?“

“I be in like wally wonka lickig snozzberries//don't tell ur mum but I popped ur dads cherry.”

“ Im in your walls.”

“So which are you? A sussy playa or a pussy slaya?”

“What if you had some bitches, would that calm you down?”

“The Nanny was iconic.”

“I'm out here on Tinder like ‘who is gonna come to the flesh pit with me!’“

“Yeah but you have to be Italian to say the "fuggedaboutit" right???“

“How did 3OH!3 manage to beat feminism for 3 minutes at a time, every single time? By all rights, it shouldn't work and yet here we are.”

“Is it cause his meat is Italian?“

“Hey [NAME] quick question. Would you happen to know where zydrate comes from?“

“we all indulge in a bit of cringe“

“ I hope the bottom of your apples are jeans and your boots have furs”

“I promise I'm not a little piss goblin”

“i fall HARD for pretty guys with multiple piercings and way too much eyeliner. this has not worked out well for me, if you were wondering.”

“Vriska was hot when I was a teen, I don't think I grew out of that attraction to dependence and what not and now I just date crazy people which is cool I guess, we have a lot in common.”

“The biggest problem is the absolute magnetism of a huge broken bitch. I hate that like, as a person I am so predictable because that's my TYPE. THAT'S MY TYPE FUCK YEAH HUGE BITCH. It's just kinda sad is all.”

[sunheld]

who are you?

Tag followers you want to know better!

NAME: corrin  /  rin. STAR SIGN: gemini. HEIGHT: 5′2″ ..... WHAT’S YOUR MIDDLE NAME?  legally i don’t have one. PUT YOUR SPOTIFY ON SHUFFLE. WHAT ARE THE FIRST 6 SONGS THAT POPPED UP?  imaginary parties  /  superfruit.  miku  /  anamanaguchi-p ft. hatsune miku.  the wandering songstress  /  the shanghai restoration project.  better now  /  post malone.  chlorine  /  twenty one pilots.  a boy & his boat  /  starbomb. EVER HAD A POEM OR SONG WRITTEN ABOUT YOU?  nope !!!!   WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU PLAYED AIR GUITAR?  oh gosh, it’s been years now that i think about it... WHO IS YOUR CELEBRITY CRUSH? matt mercer. i’m in love with that beautiful man. xander mobus too........ WHAT’S A SOUND YOU HATE; SOUND YOU LOVE?  tea kettles that are like. doing the screaming thing. i can’t handle it. but i love the sound of rain !!!! DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?  as someone who fucks with ouija boards..... yes. HOW ABOUT ALIENS?  yeah  !!!  the universe is ... so huge..... it’d be fucking stupid if humans are the only “ intelligent “ species.  we ain’t special. DO YOU DRIVE?  i’ve had my permit a couple times, but not my license! it’s a wip. IF SO, HAVE YOU EVER CRASHED?  yes. i crashed into a stop sign in the winter  &  my mom was yelling at me  &  i was too scared to get back on the wheel but she forced me anyways  (  i was 17  ) WHAT WAS THE LAST BOOK YOU READ?  oh jeez, i believe it was called eliza hamilton? its like. a book about eliza hamilton  &  what happened in her .... eyes.... i think its fiction.  DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF GASOLINE?  i don’t mind it, but it gives me a headache if i’m around it too long. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU SAW?  t... the lorax......  WHAT’S THE WORST INJURY YOU’VE EVER HAD? i don’t know if it really counts as an injury but back in like 2014 i tried oding  &  almost succeeded so i was in the hospital for a bit.  for the longest time i had to have someone watch me take medications bc my family was paranoid.  (  not so much now - a - days. )  but that was pretty bad. DO YOU HAVE ANY OBSESSIONS RIGHT NOW?  i... mrrh,  it’s kinda at a standstill,  i guess?  overwatch  /  persona  /  fire emblem is i guess the main three? DO YOU TEND TO HOLD GRUDGES AGAINST PEOPLE WHO HAVE DONE YOU WRONG? to be honest, as nice as i am, i do. i do  &  it’s .... bad.  i’ll remember everything bad someones ever done to me, but .... at the same time, i’m too scared of hating them bc i don’t wanna become a bad person, you know? so i usually. bite my tongue.  &  try to be nice to them....;;;;  IN A RELATIONSHIP?  nope  !!!!

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