#yes i have dances to learn for other things but thats irrelevant

[antisocialgaycat]

so ive finally mastered the tap dance of 92sies king of new york, livesies king of new york, combined both into a weird hybrid king of new york and also choreographed my own. so ive decided to move on and learn a new dance. which one? step in time from mary poppins. why? cos i saw it today and its fucking awesome. and also apart from the going upside down bit its decently simple and honestly quite similar to the mash up thing i did. wish me luck lmfao cos ill sure as hell need it

[vanityloves]

anyways im gonna listen to/read the fuckin...rise of the ogre shit bc ive been putting it off 🪓🥴 im gonna put stuff under the cut bc im gonna be TALKING n dont wanna make a new post everytime

piss

ok he performed for 2 pounds 50. which is basically $3 today i- well it was absolutely a power play on his father behalf that also had the promise of money so.

also lol he said Rejection fueled my ambitions which, yknow,, i already knew but it still hurts and i will continue to talk ab it xoxo

AH HELP. "...if ebay had been invented at the time he would've sold me online there and then,"

"man hands on misery to man, yknow"

THEN PROCEEDS TO CONNECT IT TO MUSIC/HIS CAREER. this man said :) the one thing i truly have a passion for. the one thing i fucking like.

oh yeah. bullied by students AND teachers.

oh god hes 42ish during this interview? ok.

the fuckin school bully saying he wouldve acted differently if he knew what hed become

getting called "faceache", then proceeds to call 2d that. jfc he really does just repeat what everyone says. really "treating others how i was treated/how they treat me"

maybe thats why? hes kinder to fans? bc :] you support me and like me so, ok ill return that energy

MURDOC GETTING HIS ASS BEAT N PARADING HOME LIKE WELL I WON BC 'I PISSED YOU OFF' SJDJD

a real rowdy boy. absolute nasty boy. fraud and arson... shooting ppls windows with his air pistols

black sabbath being a huge inspiration? fucking absolutely.

became a satanist n shit at age 16? "it fitted me like a glove" "heavy metal and devil worshipping became my favorite past times" ajsj funny that ppl in trying times often seek religion or following of some sort

heavy metal being his favorite, n loving the clash, while hannibals was more punk based

hannibal breaking murdocs nose for the 2nd and 3rd time for playing his music on hannibals turntable

he doesnt sound that bitter? ab hannibal? he doesnt sound incredibly fond but he talks ab how he got him into a lot of music. so, i imagine they we're a bit closer than i thought?

international baccalaureate in antisocial? anthropology?

MURDOC IS ACTUALLY SMART HE WAS JUST. NOT INTERESTED IN THE SUBJECTS? I GUESS? (also,,, he literally Built cyborg noodle and i think he had a PhD too lol. but its always nice to hear hes actually...yknow, interested or good at other things)

alright but murdoc having a fascination w/ other cultures - or at least some interests, that lead him to actually study the damn subject and "pass with flying colors"

'fuck college though. im gonna be a rockstar'

he sold his soul at 18ish? whenever the fuck he got kicked out but college was mentioned so my brain goes to 18ish idk

he lived with his father still and paid rent via low paying jobs one including 'part time dressing as santa'

help he was ab to take a Personal Job for quick cash and uhh well, "still made me call him sir though" he really said 20 dollars is 20 dollars, huh "that story was totally true"

alright, 1997,,,

2d stuff

loves zombie stuff? thats really cute, and is freaked out by the way they move. god he rambles

both he and murdoc are horses in the chinese zodiac

[[jfc ok if the official shit compares them a lot i understand why ppl ship them but Dont. its a narrative foil and that doesnt always mean Romance jfc.]]

SUMTHINK.

truly... a lil stinker. super cute bouncing baby and a "bit thick" which is stull so endearing to me. hes just a happy man!

excitable 10 year old and would dance around his room

jfc the fact he has normal/caring parents. i kinda forget how opposite hes supposed to be from murdoc but i think thats another thing jsjsysg (murdoc said why isnt my tragic story making me famous why does he get to be the Star. no wonder he acts like a loon)

i still dont get how gettin bonked by a tree branch made him go bald and also turn his hair blue

big tiddy nurse mommy,,,

went to the same school as The Cure and got decent grades despite hittin the noggin quite hard. WANTED TO BE A STORM CHASER... OMG??

oh thats really cute, hed bond with his dad by building keyboards toegther 🥺💕

messed around with paints and graffiti? artistic king

MURDOC AGAIN: QHDJ 'VILLANOUS' GANG HELP

oh yeah d day...new instruments, new band, new singer - and 'had to be the best or no dice' and absolutely CONFIDENT that his songs were bangers ajsjd

but on that same note, had absolute faith (or desperate) in 2d which i love

ransacked the fucking music shop jdjdj and 2d said he was Just Standing There behind the counter the whole shift hdhdh

"thats when your eye came out, yeah" "yeah!-" HELP WHY DOES HE SOUND SO HAPPY AB IT ?? yes he said ut hurt but he sounds...ok

jfc murdoc ragdolling this poor mf around. dunking him and slapping him around. actually? so incredibly terrible and abusive and i hate him for that 🔫 im sorry 2d stans. we dont condone that behavior here ong.

how and why the FUCK did 2d's parents allow that fucker near their child after that i??? help. wtf. his moms a nurse why didnt she just have murdoc sit in plain view of other people. god damn.

2d flying out the window n hitting the curb "whoops"

"just two black holes...[ah] it looked great...a blue hair, blacked eyed GOD- the girls would go wild-" "pretty boy looks" ???? HELP. HE DOESNT GO LIGHT ON THE COMPLIMENTS, HUH

RUSS TIME

oh yeah, he straight up kiddnapped this man help. idk how he managed that, russ is a Big Man??

AND MURDOCS MUSIC WAS SO FUCKING SEXY GOOD that russel said hm alright ill stay, :] out ifbhis owm free will im screaming.

"oh this is one of them febreeze commercials" "uh . yeah sure. *murdoc turning on his Sick Tunes*" but that either means? it was just his guitar playing the convinced russ? unless he and 2d recorded sumn?

"2d was the looks, murdoc the brains, then russel truly was the heart"

'while 2d and murdoc liked music, this man was a MUSICIAN' god fucking bless this book holy shit ny man russ getting some respect. he said back hurts from carrying this band.

murdoc basically heard this guy had big trauma that gave him So Many Skills n said "thats what i want" ok idk thats actually really? inch rest ting to me. seems that murdocs fine handing out compliments but i guess that where his charisma really helps out yeah?

"he was going to be in my band whether he liked it or not" ...murdoc-

HELP. 2D IS LIKE BRO GO ON IM LISTENING 🥺 despite hearing the story 50-60 times and murdoc said fuck off you lil shit.

ok irrelevant but i love his voice! its super comforting n nice to listen to 🥺

HELP MURDOCS SO BITTER. "NOTHING THAT HAPPENS TO US IS NORMAL" WELL YEAH. THIS IS TRAUMA CENTRAL.

idk how/why he sucked up all his friends souls though ... how are they all possessing the same person. they said "its my turn on The Russ"

DELL IS HIS ACTUAL, LITERAL SOULMATE...KING...😭

went to a private school,,, and was already possessed? and the thing where he gets bigger and smaller is a reoccurring thing?

was in a coma for 4 years?

hiphop machine...time and history...the ultimate set i guess.

his knowledge was infinite and hes a "Renaissance man" hes so fucking smart our king. jack of all trades but a master of drums. he said i know im good and what of it

PAULA.

HELP. HE RMBRS THE STALL: CUBICAL NUMBER 3 🥴 IF I DO RECALL 🤤

yes russel our king. fuck up his nose 5 more times. probably stunted his growth too. he shrunk after russ gave him a wallop im sure

why dies paula sound like tracer overwatch

also only dated 2d for 2 months before joining the band?

HELP SHE REALLY WAS THE FIRST MURDOC FUCKER: "but when i saw murdoc with his thick greasy hair, green teeth and yellow skin i thought 'oh this is the ine for me!'" "OH HES SUCH A DANDY-" HELP ME IM HQJDHD

sick in the head...like i want to hurt people help girl. shes fucking Crazy. but she rly said damn i didnt hear back from him again 😭 and my purse is gone JSHHD

MURDOC: SHE WAS DEPRESSINGLY UGLY *still fucked her*

NOODLE TIME

"small japanese person!"

2d: we werent gorillaz until noodle arrived!

im dying the reason he chose gorillaz. 'swinging through the jungle baring my ass'

noodle really said "im just happy to be here" and she balanced everyone out 😭 "she gave off pure love and the fact that she could laugh at murdoc REALLY helped too" RUSS... IS BABY

JFC MURDOCS SO FUCKING CONFIDENT IN THIS BAND IM LIVING FOR THAT. HE SAID YOU WANT US SO BAD IT MAKES YOU LOOK STUPID. THE CHARISMA

2d rambling ab some girl he met and "ssSs" "whats the s stand for hawhaw" "i dont know!".

THE RECORD LABEL GUY.

one song is all it took i ❤ good for them

just murdoc talking ab the party that they threw for thier deal and saying "you dont know how much of a dick i felt like [when carrying one of those huge checks]" like oh thats whatll make you a dick? alright.

A FOOD FIGHT THAT WENT SO HARD THAT IT KNOCKED 2DS TONSILS OUT? WHAT THE FUCK

ahshdj damon and murdoc not getting along bc of Rival Band One Uppery + damon calling murdocs cuban heels crap since ge wore steel ones with gold spurs.

MURDOC FEELIN EMBARRASSED BC HES 'QUITE PROUD OF HIS SHOES'

but the band and damon getting over music and their ambitions and became a "paternal figure"

HELP MURDOC SAID AWIOGA @ RACHEL WHICH MADE HER THROW HER DRINK IN HIS FACE AND SPLIT FROM 2D. kinda sad actually, she said i still like 2d but murdoc kinda ruined it by trying to get it in with me, it put a strain in our relationship :/ oh god murdocs That Dude

nov 31 1998: started recording :]

40 tracks that got cut down to 15 holy shit

KONG STUDIOS 🤲

hooking up cameras in every room ejdjsu

webby artist of the year in 2006? holy shit

noodle learning ab kong studios omfg

JFC. YES I KNEW KONG WAS BUILT ON/IN A CEMETERY BUT I DIDNT KNOW PPL FOR THE FUCKING PLAGUE WHERE THROWN THERE HDJD

built in 1739?

the ghost of the first owners ghost still roams around in the kitchen in the early hours and moans 'aaa glass of water'

theres some rotting bullshit near the studios and in the summer its fucking TERRIBLE

the former owners were a biker gang, and they all died in a fire

murdoc said this place has bad vibes. i want it.

grim weather

the building feels impossible to escape from huHgg

[ishqbaaaaz]

Ishqbaaaz - Oct 17/17 - Episode 391

What are these qawali wale

Annika is enjoying the qawalis lmao

Shivaay is not having it

hayyee bas kar do bohot gaane ho gaye 

parda hai pardaaaaaaaaaa

LMAO THIS OTHER WOMAN TOUCHES SHIVAAY AND ANNIKA IS READY TO FIGHT HER

but then she remembers shes incognito 

Majnu Singh Oberoi

theyre like who’s love is sacha Laila or Majnu

hes like both people are important 

hes like LET ME SIT NOW

Annika is so proud of Shivaay

LOL MERA ASAR HAI MERE MAJNU HAI

Jennifer is getting TURNT

Shes like its my last day TURN UPPPPPPPPPPPP

Wow shes being so rude

Shivaay isnt cut out for this economy life lmao

Bua forwardd

Annika makes the person who’s sitting next to Shivaay move

LOL HE SAT DOWN AND HES LIKE ???

hes like why are you here ANISA BEGUM

shes like i changed it there was no hawa

hahah hes like did you fight with your wife?

Hes like Annika i know its you

LMAO if you wanted to change your name why would you pick a name close to yours 

her urdu is so awful omg

hes like why did you pick a language you cant even speak

Hes like im gonna get her to admit shes Annika

Shes like i know you know its me but im not gonna admit it

oh here we go

PLANE TOOK OFF AND SHES SCARED BBY

hayee my nerds

Ompreet has brought the chunnis

hes like payment? and this man is like payment for what

hes like for the chunnis

wtf kind of backwards mess

this man is like she’ll be paid when they sell

wtf you still have to pay the manufacturer even if the distributer doesnt sell boy you good??

ha Om said the same thing

this guy is getting rude

hes like is she your girlfriend

OM IS MAD YAS

hes like pay up BITCH

this man is like you dont know who i am

OMKARA SINGH OBEROI!

“tussi bhi nahi jandeyo ke mein kaun hoon ji”

the lady gave Shivaay food and Tabasco sauce

wow this is a really far back flashback 

LOL SHIVAAY HAS AN IDEA 

LOOK AT HIS FACE

hes gonna eat it and try to get her to admit that shes Annika

THATS SO MUCH HOT SAUCE BABY YOU GONNA DIE

Gauri and her mom waiting for Ompreet

HE DID ALL THE SHOPPING

shes like everything in such a small amount?

hes like i got all is discounts 

and money left overr

omg he totally paid for everything and just gave her the money from the chunnis

aww Omkara

Gauri is so happy awww

HE LOOKS AT HER WITH SO MUCH LOVE NOW IM SO HAPPY

shes like im so used to doing everything alone so it feels weird to have help

she said thank you

dosti mein no sorry no thank youuuuuuuu

she did her salman khan move!

hes like of course you’ve seen it Salman Khan is your fav

shes like huh?

LMAO HE THINKS SHES GONNA PUT ON A RAKHI

Shes like no its a friendship band

shes like ive never met someone who i can give this to

what the fuck Gauri what about the best friend who is getting married?

OR ANNIKA? 

LOL Gauri pls

Hes so happy she made him her friend

I love this version of saathiya ahhhh

shes gone to tell Richa everything is ready

hes like there was a time where i wouldnt accept you as my wife and now you’ve made me your friend 

i learned my lesson

I will be a good friend and hopefully soon a good husband

Annika knocked the food out of his hand

Shivaay is like JUST ADMIT YOU’RE ANNIKA

this Pasha guy is like this is my Mona

Shivaay is like THIS IS MY WIFE ANNIKA BACK THE FUCK UP

The fake teeth fell out of Bua

Om is tareefing Gauri and shes so happy aw

I love this so much

oh theres the dude from the car

Ouuuuuu Omkara is jealous

This guy is all up on Gauris business

Omkara is NOT having it

hes telling this guy to chill

he keeps moving to block his view of Gauri

now Om is telling him to watch the fuck out

This is like im just looking

Om’s like bitch look at your brother

Lmao look at this hot ass mess

ok i dont care about Rudra

omg theyre really dancing to ooonchi hai building

i love this song though

i took a mini break to jam to this song LOL

How the fuck did they get into the cockpit

SHE PUSHED SOME LEVER

they have to sit with their belts now

The ladkewale are happy

they fixed the shaadi tareek

the brother is like this shaadi cant happen

until Gauri feeds us sweets

what a nasty man

oh man this is gonna be an issue 

they dont make any decisions without Ajay’s consent

bitch are you the mother or is he?

shes like here take one

hes like nah feed me

ew

wow Om is pissed

can Om kick is ass i really want this

Gauri did not appreciate that

Pasha is looking for the teeth and panicking

Annika holds onto Shivaay

Air marshal is telling him to chill

Pasha took his gun what the fuck is happening

Richa and the dude's Roka ceremony happened

now they all dancing

Ew this nasty man grabbed Gauri

hes so gross

hes making her dance

hes creepily staring at her what a weirdo

OH her dori is open

IS OM GONNA TIE IT BECAUSE I LIVE FOR THIS SHIT

I need to parallel this for when he tied it last time

oh god but did that happen in dbo or ib? shiit i gotta look for it

also im pretty sure this is what she was wearing when they all got high LOL

YAH HE IS YES

I HAVE GOOSEBUMPS IM SUCH A SUCKER FOR SHIT LIKE THIS

I also love that he let her go right away, he didnt hold onto her because he knows she wouldnt like it

LOL OM AND AJAY DANCING TOGETHER

LOOK AT THIS PISSING CONTEST LMFAO

LOL OMKARA ALL “IM WATCHING YOU”

Forwarding Trash Four you are all so irrelevant

Function is done

Ajay is talking to Gauri

HE WANTS TO MARRY GAURI? 

HOLD THE FUCK UP

CAN YOU SEE HER MANGALSUTRA

SHE IS MARRIED YOU TRASH BUCKET

shes like what the fuck ??

what

he knows shes married?

he did his research??

“Aap ko kya laga? Bina kisi ko poori tarah jaane, mein usse se shaadi karne ke liye tayar ho jaoonga?”

You’re asking a married woman to marry you and im supposed to believe because you did your research you’re a good guy???

bitch what

hes like think about your halath and your mother im ready to take on that responsibility LOL HOMEBOY WHO ARE YOU THOUGH

shes like what bakwas

THIS BITCHASS SAYS IF SHE DOESNT MARRY HIM HE WONT LET HIS BROTHER MARRY RICHA

hes like i give you until tomorrow

Precap: i have nothing to think about, my answer is no

pyaar only happens once and ive done it