#yes i am a green juice intermittent fasting wanker

[crawlingbetweenearthandheaven]

what are your Kendall Roy headcanons? Will you ever put them into a fic?

hi!

I think he's really into biohacking. green juice and cold showers and stacking supplements and keto and intermittent fasting.. I think it is an eating disorder for him, more like orthorexia, that when he is sober he's focussed on purity and perfection of diet. yoga and pilates as well as extreme cardio. I think after the gojo vote once he gets out of hospital and is put on meds, he signs up for a few iron mans and fails spectacularly. then he starts going to like tiny anonymous yoga classes and spin classes. starts taking ten vitamins a day and drinking four litres of water and doing biphasic sleep. obsessed with potassium levels and the best combination of pulses to eat. invested millions into theranos. grows his own seaweed.

he likes horses. he has lots. his favourite are british ones - shetland and exmoor and shire and suffolk punch and welsh mountain. he's not as good at riding as Shiv is but he's not bad; he likes the jumps and also going up mountains in the rain.

i also think he was born prematurely and spent a long time in neo-natal intensive care. wires and tubes. not held properly for the first six months of his life. a fighter. given logan as a middle name as a talisman: I need you and you will live.

he's tidy most of the time, except when things are bad and then he's messy. it helps that he has staff to tidy up after him, of course