#yes gay culture is switching between u and you

[girlblunders]

bruh... imagine kenma carrying your team in genshin impact. he requests to join your world and u co op pretty smoothly and fall in love w him (u don’t even know at first if he is a him—his avatar has not changed from male traveller lmao) bc he has helped u w some bosses and even with finding difficult chests & time challenges 🥺

&&& then you end up friend requesting him and ask beforehand if you’re a bother but he’s like ar56 and bored waiting for his resin so he wants to help out. but also because u seem so cute & endearing when you send way too many !!!! exclamation!!! marks!!! while thanking him for his help and he’s made a habit of sending u the dps barbara sticker in response, and it makes u snort loudly every time

eventually you have to do an event that requires u both to use a mic bc it’s much easier to communicate that way and the more he hears your voice, the more he swears he feels like he’s known u forever—like you’re the sweet friend from elementary school he never had (though, yes, kuroo was quiet and warm) or the nice kindergarten teacher who didn’t force him to befriend every single person in the room

your impression of him is less dramatic. u find out then that kenma is a he, and you can’t help but fluster a bit. you’re not good with boys, you never have been. but what shocks u the most is that u realise a bit too late (in a group chat amongst your other friends who play genshin impact) that he’s that famous kodzuken guy, the pro gamer who sometimes streams his playthroughs

oh god, you think. what if he streamed you dying 6 times within this event or how u failed to estimate how much stamina climbing a particularly high rock would take?? u didn’t think he would, but u didn’t really know him at all,

finally, as the event closes, u just straight up ask him if he streamed any of your co op sessions. kenma’s voice is calm and soothing when he responds. he replies with a no and u apologise immediately, though he reassures u that it was a valid question to ask a stranger. he also says he wouldn’t have done it without your permission anyway and adds that he doesn’t think that he’ll stream your little sessions together in the future either.

(he wants to indulge a bit ok? the sessions he has with you sparks joy in his heart! let him have this to himself at least!)

kenma clears his throat and says to you, “you’re getting way better, u know?”

“pshh” you dismiss him, the tiny compliment going over your head.

“you’ve seriously improved so much from only just a week ago and i think your play style has become very distinctive now.”

“distinctive?” you scoff, “come on, kenma. just tell me i suck and i’ll get over it!”

kenma tries again. “i’m telling the truth, you adapted really well...”

“kenma,” you laugh, “i know you’re probably trying to be nice, but it took me a couple of times to clear that last time trial. i still can’t do those well.”

kenma frowns from his end of the computer. he’s never really been in the position to comfort another person’s insecurity, let alone that of a sort-of-stranger before. so he settles with a bit of sentiment that hes professed before and carefully gets your attention by calling your first name in a serious tone.

“even if a game doesn't seem clearable at first, after playing it over and over again, you can conquer it,” kenma declares in an echo of his past self.

you pause and reflect on the words he has taken the time to say to you out of what you assumed was worry and not pity. u did not pin this dude as one for dramatic punchlines, but boy did this one hit u hard.

“wow, thanks, Godzuken,” you deadpan and you have to laugh again because you can’t take yourself seriously while you’re playing as a pyro, bomb-wielding kid in this goddamn game. “now let’s set this camp on fire”.

kenma can practically hear the grin in your voice and smirks at your change in demeanour.

“ready when you are, partner”.

[nerves-nebula]

so i saw ur post asking bigender / boygirl ppl to explain what its like btw if this is to late or annying u can totally ignore it or delete it srry if this is annoying anyway

for me personally i will feel like im both a boy and a girl separately but like sometimes one will be more prominent . like yes i am one of the boys a he / him a femine girly who also happens to be a boy who is a girl . its hard to explain but gender dysphoria and euphoria r very silly like i will be euphoric abt looking masculine and wow ppl think im a man !! my voice is so deep !! they r using he / him for me !! yippee !! but then simultaneously ppl think im a man :(( my voice is to deep :(( i look bad and basically the same thing again but yay ppl think imma woman !! my voice and body language is so feminine !! ppl use she / her for me !! yippee !! and then its like ppl think im a woman :(( everybody looks at you and thinks " girl :((

so basically to combat this i dress and act in a very confusing way and ppl normally stumble pther prns or ask me what gender i am which makes me happy :D also introducing myself w different prns / gender expression and act differently so some ppl see me as a cis ( very gay ) boy , some see me as a girl , some think im a transboy , some think im a transgirl , some see me as nonbinary, some gave up trying to figure out . so interacting w different groups of ppl i know throughout the day will normally end in ppl suing a varied sets of prns for me = ultimate gender euphoria like lets switch it up a bit

the only problem is when two ppl i know meet and they both have a different perception of me bcs around them i acted very masc / fem presenting so one will be talking abt smth and refer to me w a set of prns and the other person will be like " no [ ] use/s [] / [] prns and then they will actually start fighting abt my assigned gender at birth it's actually very funny like they will then be confused and i will normally have to randomly joke or make smth up for them to forget the situation . only downside i have had to move schools and classes multiple times bcs i got outed that way .

anyway i personally think for f ! leo ( in ur au ) he would be like " noooo i cant be trans or smth like i still feel like a man ... partly " and then have a complete gender crisis bcs he is a man but hes also a woman and holy shit what would a girl mutant ninja turtle look like ??!! like i also feel like he would use the excuse that other ppl have it worse and that shes not " fully " trans or smth ( which isnt true gender is a spectrum no trans person is " more " trans then another trans person ) i personally headcanon leo as transmasc ftm and ive never heard of boygirl rise leo but it sounds rlly interesting and a cool au !! also i rlly like ur art srry again if this was annoying or i started rambling

not annoying at all, very helpful in fact! you seem to be living your best life and I'm happy it's (mostly) working out for you hah, this DOES give me some good ideas too. especially with the kinda shit where Leo's like "well i'm a man SOMETIMES so I'm probably not trans" hah.

ALSO TO BE HONEST I usually headcanon leo as a trans man too but,, for some reason Future Leo being a girlboy is sooo appealing to me. I think its cuz my nonbinary characters are usually agender or having a culturally important gender or Third Gender (like me) so I've recently started playing more with characters who feel both Guy and Girl or switch between them and I'm really on a Future Leo roll right now so i might as well sweep him up into it too.

[coolabed-films]

poggers this poggers that. who would say simp ironically & unironically

hmm ok i've let this marinate and i've been switching between finding contexts where every character would say simp and then also arguing that almost none of them would. at first i went on a bit of a tangent about connotations regarding the word so i'll simplify it now: poggers is very fun. it's silly! simp is inherently derogatory- whether jokey or not, it's meant to be an insult. therefore, when considering what community characters would say simp u need to look at more specific contexts wherein the characters are being assholes, and not in a more general capacity like i did with poggers- tl.dr; regardless of who would say this i do believe the characters only would when at their cuntiest <33 anyways with that disclaimer out of the way let's get into it (no i HAVEN'T thought too much about this fuck you)

easily, i can see britta saying it in the most scathing and derogatory ways possible because of course she'd take the opportunity to insult a man, even if the term stems from misogyny and patriarchal expectations because, er, men suck or something! don't think about it too much! ask not what you can do for misogyny but what misogny can do for u (create an insult to use against jeff, ideally in the exact same tone as when u told him he was bad at sex. girlboss) (feel a special need with this one to emphasise i am kidding and also do not agree with britta's messy ass feminism at least in this sense. moving on <3)

some people wish pierce were never on the show, except then who would overuse internet terms until they become unuseable??? check mate babes! he would have a vague understanding of it, as a good old-fashioned misogynist, so i could see him using it mortifyingly often as some kind of 'devastating' insult to jeff that moreso just makes everyone around him kind of uncomfortable like with his shitty gay jokes. alternatively, he could have a more limited, unexpected knowledge of it stemming not from the internet but general culture, which (did y'all KNOW) was using simp as an insult as early as 1923 -or 1946 depending on your interpretation- and meant idiot as it originated from the word 'simpleton'! yes i did research for this ask. shut up. im literally an annie kin i like to be thorough !!

whilst ms. dart absolutely would not say simp because she is a Professional, she would know what it means because she does her research, and she DEFINITELY thinks the dean is a simp even if she wouldn't say so (because unlike everyone else she tends to have like. things to do.) despite this i do think it would exponentially improve season 6 if she called dean a simp at least one. i think her matter-of-fact tone of voice saying simp would be both hilarious and devastating which would really add a certain je ne sais quoi to the stupid idiot honda scene specifically.

shirley would once again use it proselytise (u know who we should simp for? our lord and saviour jesus christ!) and annie, as much as a love her, can be a massive bitch so she absolutely would use it too but only at her lowest i feel. mulling it over, even if it would be out of character, i think she deserved to call jeff a simp for the way he acted in season six Actually </3 he could have done with a rude awakening like that. season one troy and his toxically masculine ass would absolutely say it all the time unironically but he's grown so i he wouldn't even jokingly season 2 onwards imo. he drinks respect women juice wbk

and finally abed simply wouldn't because he's too pretty for all that ❤️ as a bonus- duncan also would but mostly self-referentially (self-deprecating king) and maybe somewhat unironically with jeff. banter innit.

ok i think those are all my thoughts on the matter. unfortunately i don't have a handy chart for this since i've provided more narrow contexts for the usage of the word. sorry to disappoint all the chart lovers out there 😔

in conclusion: girl help my initially ironic poggersposting has becoming unsettlingly genuine simpposting :/ a mf will literally do anything other than her personal statement huh <//3

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Commentary Crew Preference - Sleepover + the day after

A/N: bad lol. I was gone for like a week because some shit happened, apologies. Last night (week) took an L but tonight I bounce back.

Pyrocynical

Watching dumb videos on youtube up until like 3am. Probably started from like actual content then just turned into watching damn daniel vine compilations, until you both cried from laughter.

Coffee. Just lots of coffee. More coffee. 

Then, when you’d actually find your way into the bed, he’d make sure that there’s at least 10 pillows and 3 blankets

Then like an hour of just laughing and giggling and switching positions??

Cuddling, no exceptions. 

THE SLEEPY VOICE

Almost on the edge of falling asleep, then hearing him just say shit like “my name jeff,” and you’d both just die.

Waking up in a huge mess of pillows, blankets, everything.

Spending the morning just laying in the bed, being quiet and enjoying the moment. He’d probably play with your hair.

The day would consist of you two just being home, doing nothing. Playing games (G a r f i e l d  K a r t)

It ending in lots of goodbye kisses on the forehead.

ImAllexx

He’d have probably it all planned out. What to do at what hour etc. You went with the plan for like the first two hours and then just forgot it.

Baking!!! You love baking and you were not too bad in it either. Lots of brownies.

Helping him film videos and skits to them. Also discussing the video or it’s topic in general.

Talking about stuff. Could be serious like politics, recent news or then just a funny you tube video of a cat playing a piano 10 hour remix.

Watching a horror film all cuddled up on the couch.

Going to bed not too late.

Spooning. Him being the little spoon because of his small form.

You’d wake up at like 8am, few hours earlier than him. You’d also make breakfast for him.

Spending the day just doing random stuff, going outside for lunch.

A nice goodbye hug. A kiss on the cheek too.

NFKRZ

Watching him play CSGO just raging and screaming. Ablo Orman-style.

95% of the time would be just you petting and playing with his cat.

He’d probably insist that you have to make a q&a video with him. 

When he would ask people on twitter to send questions, he’d get a bunch of replies with just “QnA with sister?” etc, and it would piss him off so much. You found it adorable.

You two recorded the video which was actually hilarious, but putting it on hold, not sure should he post it.

Touring around the big Soviet Union. He’d take you to KFC for the pengest munch. “Niggas gotta eat.”

When you got back it was really chilly so you decided to borrow, or atleast try one of his hoodies. You practically drowned in it.

Falling asleep quite fastly. A good and a cozy sleep.

Waking up at like 2pm. 

He’d make food, or atleast try. That’s what it looked like.

Plot twist; the food would actually taste really good.

A warm hug for the goodbyes. Tall boy.

Chubbs

Watching him record videos. You had to go to another room because you laughed a lot and you didn’t want to ruin the recording.

Starting beef with feminazis and cunts on twitter. He would either annihilate them or then just reply “haha yes.”

He would be surprised how good you were at beefing with people. You weren’t taking no shit and it only made him more attracted to you.

Despite his rather edgy and wild online persona, he’d be absolutely different in real life. Being very caring and loving. Appreciating every moment with you. Not saying he wouldn’t throw some funny and snarky comments at times.

Sleep over with out the sleeping.

Going to McDonald’s at 3am to get a big pack of nuggets and lots of cheeseburgers.

Then just doing random shit for couple of hours, still not tired.

Going for a deep™ walk outside and getting real deep. Talk about his issues and reassuring him that he is just perfect the way he is.

Watching films and shows on netflix and commentating over them. It would be actually hilarious. 

AMY SCHUMER BAD

Falling asleep on the couch, netflix playing in the background. Probably at like 6.30am

You’d fall asleep all cuddled up.  He’d find you absolutely adorable and just smile.

Waking up practically in the same position. Wanting to stay like that forever, but he’d have to take a piss. lol.

BIGGEST HUG + kiss on the forehead. Big boy.

BradDoesBanter

Despite his actually offensive and edgy personality online behaviour, he’d be actually the most caring and affectionate person. Lots of hugs and kisses.

Cooking food together

Commentating over FUCKH8 or BuzzFeed vids. Letting his more offensive side out. He’d probably record few vids on the go as well.

Playing GTA V for his gaming channel. Ad revenue important bro.

Going out quite late for a few beers. He’d get absolutely wasted over two pints. It would be actually hilarious to watch though.

Having fun for the most of the time. Listening to music, dancing, him trying to sing which you recorded for the blackmail material.

Him listening to your stories and things 100% enjoying it. Appreciating every thing you did in general.

Calling Niall, Billy and everyone else at 4am just to tell that they’re gay.

Cuddling that he would suggest, surprising you.

Waking up at about 10am, you’d have coffee and he would have his beloved orange juice. And that legendary sandwich. (inb4 “How to make a sandwich” -video)

Going to Tesco, to get some ice cream. (And more orange juice.)

When you would leave, he’d hug you but then after that kiss you. Smooth.

B O N U S

Bamanboi

Getting Chinese Take Away.

Having the best and the most intense arguments and conversations about politics, music, culture etc.

Subtweeting or just posting conversations about memes between you two on twitter, even though you were literally few meters away from each other. 

Playing CSGO. You were killing each other constantly and just 99% fucking around.

THE KETTLE WHEEZE/LAUGH.

Talking about his issues. He trusted you with these things, and you gave the best advice.

Critiquing and reviewing shows, games, albums, everything.

Staying up until about 2pm. Absolutely wild.

Waking up at 7pm, no regrets. 

C O F F E E. Overdose of C O F F E E.

A very long goodbye hug.