#yes dat is me 🫣

[candiliam328]

me: im completely over my dancing phase, im retired now

also me whenever there is an opportunity for an aesthetic shot:

[f1luvrr]

last couple weeks- lando norris (instagram)

pairings: lando x f!reader

summary: the instagram of lando and his girlfriend in the last couple weeks

an: very quick, requests are open💌

y/ninstagram

liked by landonorris, olivia rodrigo and 1,379,678 others

y/nusername i wish someone would look at me the same way lando looks at oscar ( jealous of patty)

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landonorris my love for you in massive so?..

landonorris also why you gotta mug me off in the every post

↪y/nusername it’s my duty to do so, you look hot calm down

user78 WHAT THE HELL

oscarpiastri is actually quite creepy tbh, don't know why he looks at me like that

↪landofan says the man who just is memerizsed by lando in every mclaren video😭🫢

useraa why’s lando like literally dead in the 4 th picture

↪y/nusername cause i killed him

y/nspam

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y/nspam sushi my babes

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yourbestie WHERES MY INVITE

↪ y/nusername EXUSE ME YOU DIDNT ANSWER

landonorris get that tf away from me, don’t come home

↪oscarpiastri you can come to me instead 😉

↪y/nusername yes please oscar

↪landonorris wtaf what about lily?

landonorris

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landonorris exploring and relaxing done. back to work now 🤟🏻

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user POOR MAX WHAT THE HELL

↪maxfewtrell right, abuse right there i had no choice

lilymhe Y/N BE MINE, we can be a golfer couple, fuck alex and lando

↪alex_albon exuse me?

↪y/nusername WIFE ME UP RN LIL

↪landonorris why you tryna steal, shes mine

↪user29 "she's mine" ugh gonna jump on the highway

y/nusername who dat on the 3rd pic. shes hot

↪ landonorris @ lilymhe, take your woman

y/nusername

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y/nusername swipe to see my beauts cake 🍰 🧁 🎂 (and my lovely wife on the 1st pic next to this random guy)

landonorris which cake 😍😍

landonorris random man is your bf

userw I WANT WHAT THEY HAVE

riabish my wife i love you

↪ y/nusername love you more, come mine rn

charlesleclec ice spice looks exact!!!

landonorris

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landonorris WE DID IT 🏆🏆🏆🏆

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mclaren the winner himself 🏁🏆🏎️

y/nusername YOU DID IT, IM SO PROUD OF YOU

y/nusername oh god i’m crying again🫣

y/nusername YES

maxverstappen yes lando, well done mate🤟🏻🤟🏻

oscarpiastri LANDO LANDO 🏆🏆

↪ username YES LANDO THE WINNER OF MIAMI

y/nusername

liked by alex_albon, maxfewtrell and 1,688,866

y/nusername HE DID IT, MY BABY DID IT COME ON❤️❤️❤️🏆 (yes i am crying and i haven’t stopped in days)

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landonorris baby don’t cry, cause i will

landonorris love you so much

↪ maxfewtrell simp

↪ user77 we love a supportive gf

user7 SHES CRYING SHES SO SWEET

↪ lilyhme she’s not exaggerating she hasn’t stopped crying since

f1updates

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f1updates LANDO NORRIS AND Y/N Y/L HAVING A HOT MOMENT AFTER THE CLUB AFTER LANDOS FIRST F1 WIN

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y/nusername @ landonorris told you to wait, now look

landonorris what couldn’t help myself, allow it im a grand prix winner baby 😝

user89 why tf you taking pictures, have some privacy

user1 y/n looks so hot holy fuck

[kayhi808]

okay that sick ask got me thinking.

ahem reader and bucky get busy and reader calls him daddy right but the next day when reader brings abby around everyone and ur all having lunch she asks:

“mommy isn’t grandpa dead?”

and reader answers turning their head a bit “yes why”

“you kept calling for him last night. kept saying daddy” and she shrugs and continues doing whatever meanwhile reader and bucky are embarrassed as hell with all the stares

ofc feel free too ignore i just had to get this out of my brain lols.

Oh my God! 🫣🤣 Abby Rose you little stinker!

"Uncle Steve!" Abby runs over to Steve who just entered the common area. She crashes into him wrapping her arms around his leg. He gives her a surprised look, resting his hand on the top of her head. Steve's been gone for weeks on a mission and just returned, "I missed-ed you, big much!"

"Hey, Abs! I missed you, too." She looks up at him with a chubby cheek smile. "What are you doing here?"

"Bucky took Mama & me to dinner. We making ice feem. You wants?" She takes his hand & pulls him into the kitchen, where everyone seems to be gathered making sundaes. "Uncle Steve wants ice feem, too!"

Bucky raises an eyebrow, "Uncle Steve?"

Steve picks Abby up and sits her on the counter in front of him, "He's my Uncle now. He says so." Abby looks up at Steve for confirmation.

"I says so."

"See! I told him, my family is me & Mama, but he still wants to be families with me." She raises her hands above her head and claps for herself.

You smile, sliding 2 bowls over towards them. Abby is so animated and so happy it warms your heart. "Tank you, Mama!" She does her happy wiggle with her first bite. "And you knows what, Uncle Steve?"

"What, Abs?"

"Mama is finding me a grandpa!"

A little frown pulls at your lips, "Baby? Your grandpa is in Heaven, remember?"

"But you calls him. I heards you." Her little brow wrinkles, "You kept calling for your Daddy. 'Daddy! Daddy!' Like dat."

Bucky caught on before you did and everyone tried holding back their laughter. You felt lightheaded, "Oh, God."

"You call for hims too. You prayed-ed loud." Sam and Steve break out into the loudest laughter. Bucky just quickly turns you around, wrapping his arms around you, so you can hide against his chest.

"Come, Uncle Steve. I drawed-ed you a letter." She wiggles until Steve eases her to the ground and Abby leads him out, while he wipes tears of laughter from his eyes.

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[lilbeanz]

Hello! NEW FAN HERE! I hope u have a wonderful day, AS WONDERFUL AS YOUR WORK!! Rlly! I LO VE IT! I just founded 4 days ago and I haven’t stop since. Girl were should I star?

First book­­ - SO REFRESHING! A Draco who still behaves like the child he grew up to being and not noticing the social cues? *Chefs kiss* all the book I was like: noooooo pls baby boy! Date cuenta! Not like dat!!

Second book – you telling me that Draco is the possessed now?!! GRL IM ON IT!! Yes! So sad and so good at the same time! The valentine day made me think, IT WOULD make sense for Draco to send the poem, also Pansy! Haha rlly clever of her to make him do that! I scream all the time (like it was happening to me LOL) AND THE FINAL? God! How I hate Lucius! Like “oh really? That's your reaction? LITTLE DRAGON NEEDS A HUG Goddamit!”

Third Book – THIS! This is what I begin to read ur work! THIS IS WHY I PAY MY INTERNET BILL! YES!! Abba? ABBA?!!! I read all the book listening to Voulez Vous! Thank U very much! The trauma with the quills and the ink? And then Hermione gifting stationary? Omg cute! Yule day? I love the time alone with Harry. Now, Chiquitita? CHIQUITITA? I died and revived at the same time, the realization of the FELLINGS? Girl I feel that! and the end? THEY CAPTURE PETTIGREW? YES!!! FINALLY! THAT’S MY CANON! The last dance make me giggle like crazy, so happy :,)

Fourth Book – If the third made me love it, the FOURTH MADE ME WANT TO PROPOSE! I love everything! Tonks family? I was so happy with that! Narcissa choosing his son and begin to live a common life? QUEEN! Homesick feelings were understandable. NOW! ERIK? God, I love him, such a gentleman! Yule ball? 10000/10 from Hermione and Pancy preparation, Draco suit, the canary dance, THE BI PANIC??? Hahaha LOVE EVERYTHING! And the after party? So funny! I loved Dumbledor's reaction with it and the Golden Snitget! Denial Draco is the best! Make me laugh so much (I can relate LOL) AND JEALOUS HARRY?? HAHAHA serves him right! Muajajaj and Veela powers? Hahahaha that’s my other canon. The lasts parts make sad for the fight and the depression (How I hate Harry for that) but at the same time was happy for the outcome Heheheh BI Harry is so funny!

NOW! I BEGIN WITH THE 5TH LIKE… 4 Hours ago LOL, SO FAR! SO GOOD!  I’m in my working hours and all the time I was giggling. Ngl the tags of harassment scared me but if u put a warning I can be prepared. So far, I love all Ch2, the interactions were everything hehe, Kreacher make me laugh, I hope there is an interaction with Walburga's painting too (is not necessary or anything, if there is no one, for me is still an excellent work)

Finally, I really love JDT! please KEEP GOING! U ARE A GREAT WRITER! AND NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT YOUR DRAWINGS OTHER THAN THEY ARE BEAUTIFUL! I was watching them at the same time I was reading. I’m so ready for Ch 5 and more! Do you have any schedule for the uploads? If not is OK, please take your time with them if u need it, bc so far this is a wonderful work and it's worth the wait.

Babes I am a puddle 🥹❤️

This is such a lovely encompassing comment for the series so far! I am SO glad you're enjoying the story hehe. I hope YOU have a wonderful day too💖

The second hand embarrassment in some scenes, especially the Valentine's Fiasco of '93, is so cringy I knowww🫣 (just try and stop me)

Our boy has grown so much 🥲

And Welcome to the cult!!!! Have a mandatory biscuit! 🍪

In this household we enjoy the silly goofy ahh shenanigans ✨️

[heavyhitterheaux]

“Yall are about to say this is impossible, but I lost count at sixteen.” IM SORRY TEEN?? Dayummmmm save some for everyone else 😭

“It was 21. And I cannot wait to do that to her again, I’m going for 25.” T- twenty- TWENTY FUCKING ONE?!? Omggg JACKMAN u tryna break my girls clit?!! 😭

“How in the world are you not pregnant yet? Ummm well you see, ask this question again in a few months 👀😉

Jack, would you ever consider a threesome with Clay and your wife?” Again HAVE YOU MET HIM?!?! Fuck to the no he wouldn’t 😭

“Favorite physical feature of each other?” Hmmm so many to choose from, but I would have to say his di- *clears throat* dimples 😇

“Like a blade of grass wants sunlight, I just want that ass. But I love her eyes.” My love can you not be corny for like 20 min 😭 you Finna get yo Drake privilege’s taken, he’s rubbing off on u to much 😕

“Nicki Minaj. You can’t call my wife untalented because she was nominated for an award and you’re mad because your song didn’t get into the same category. It’s sad because that’s who she looked up to, but not happening and it probably never will. I protect her space and her energy and I want no negativity around her.”PERIODDDD LET THEM HOES KNOW WASSUP JACKMAN 😌

“And what was your reaction when you caught her rapping for the first time?” I FORGOT SHE USED TO HIDE ALL DAT DAMN TALENT

“Don’t pay him any attention, what’s next for us? Our wedding most definitely Oop 🙊😦🫣

“Oh, you don’t? When we get back, I want you on all fours since you’re trying to play games with me.” I meannnnn shit whateva u say 🐩

Definitely convinced that he's trying to kill it 😭😭😭😭

Oooohh yesss pregnancy will be revealed soon!! Only their close friends and family know right now and I'm going to show how they find out in LYTLM part 3 whenever I write it lol

And she definitely was about to say her favorite physical feature of him was one he kept in his pants but she figured it was already understood lmao

And yes Jack will be corny forever and ever amen

And yesss him talking about Nicki and protecting FL's energy

Oh and the wedding is still going to happen lol

And not the dog at the end 😭😭😭

[ellxstic]

AHHH OMGGG YOU WOULD LIST ALL HIS BEST SONGS 🤭🤭🤭 around me and clouded >>>>> LIKE AHSHHDHDHDJ.

also, do i like sza??? I LOVE SZAAA smmm, me and her are actually married so 🫣 yk just a lil fun fact

my current/ex theme was based on a future song cause he be eatin down. im dat nigga was top tier, and then the theme i had before that was based on p power (which i miss fr cause i ate with that one)

but speaking of brent, i feel like you’d really like chase shakur!! i think you should give him a listen (if you don’t listen to him alr) his voice is so 😩 its godly i love him

(some other faves are pino and avenoir)

sorry I fell asleep 😭 but now IM UP 🤸🏽‍♀️ and good morning ☀️

and yes I gotta recommend his entire catalog Brent my baby (daddy 😋) is so amazing AHH he’s great. 🧎🏽‍♀️

and yess I don’t listen to future much but what I have heard is good!! I love I serve the base that song is DAMN good ☝🏽

also I’ve heard of chase!! I only know one song of his ( I don’t wanna fall in love it’s too late now ) but I’ll deep dive into more soon!!

AVENOIR he’s great omg I love shameless and TMW by him 🎧

what do u recommend by pino ? I’m interested 🕵🏽

Our taste in music is superior 😝

[sleephearts-archived]

a lovely picnic wif me????? 🫣

OFC JEN!!!! 💓💕💞💝💞💝💖💘 i was just walking on campus and da weather is soooo lovely...a breezy 60 degrees n perfect 4 munching on treats in da grass!! i wanna sit on a blanket n listen 2 u talk abt cyno bc . wow i just watched his trailer ,, hnngh his voice is SO...n wif dat teeny tiny waist? ;+$()i wanna bite him!!! i digress but YES if u wld not mind a bday picnic outside...my bag is packed and my schedule is free 😽😽

[splatalia-jumpanova]

mama ays i deservs da treats alwys hehehe her spoils me jus as much as ou woul 🤭🤭

oh oh! i cans do reaaaaalllly good puppy dog eyes 🥺🤭🥰 hehehe i woul gets my way alwys 🤭 oh coul i gets way wit not going to beds at bed time 🤨🤨🤨

eeeee 🙈🙈🙈 i woul feels da mostes loved baby ever!! m gon bes treats jus liks da ittl princess dat i am 🙈🙈🙈👸🏼

m real seepy tonigh 🥺 gon trys n sleeps, nini 🥺 gon miss ou bu hopes ou seeeps wells n sweets dreams oki? 🥰🥰🥰 lovs ou 💛💛💛💛

oh yes you do deserve the treats little love! bet we both love spoiling you so so much.

cheeky cheeky little love! i bet i could get you to go to bed on time 🫣 by promising you cuddles hehe !

oh you're mine and your mamas little princess aren't you! our perfect, precious, pretty little princess 👸🥺🥺 cutest little princess in all the land, you are!

good night little dino 🦖 ♥️

i'll miss you too little one 🥺🥺 i hope you have all the best dreams!

love you little one, mwah mwah good night kisses <3

[fulloflifejovette]

This is the very condensed version of my post for today🫣. As you probably know, as The President Of The Happy 😃 Club 💁🏽‍♀️I’ve already established my JOY dominance after almost 8 weeks at my work🤫. Some of the guys have been saying “Happy …” , (whatever day of the week) to me before I greet them😏. Some have been smiling 🙂 when I say it to them. A small 🤏🏽 amount don’t talk to me 🤷🏽‍♀️. But I’m sure a couple of my coworkers just think🤔💭 that I’ve escaped from some mental 🏥 institution🤪. Regardless I choose JOY. I chose it before August 2018, I continue to choose it 4 years later🥳 and I WILL continue to choose it until I reach 95yo (to break my Nana's record.) Allow nobody and nothing to steal 👉🏽YOUR👈🏽 JOY🤗. Make up your mind to be a NO MATTER WHAT person because there’s also something or someone who will TRY to steal it🤯. Some thing else I’ve realized these past few weeks💁🏽‍♀️, misery LOVES company😳. BUT guess what? AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!!🤭 In case you didn't know JOY is ❌NOT❌ exclusive just for me😬. So as I go forth to 🛡⚔️ slay my Monday 🐉 I can only pray 🙏🏽 that you do the same☺️. TRUE STORY: An older man complained about me and LIED 🤥 to my “higher ups” w/in my 1st week🤨. YEAH EXACTLY!! 🙄. AIN’T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT🧐! What did I do???Rebuked him and went on with my day. Yes I prayed for him (bc obviously he was the one with "the problem” and despite all of that I went on to make my very 1st sale🤑. ) What did I say to myself? SELF: "Self, pray 🙏🏽 for him...Do ❌NOT❌ let him spoil your blessed day...Weeelll you've been working since you were 14yo old and you've never 👎🏽 been fired before sooo there's always a 1st time for everything🤷🏽‍♀️... IFFFFF they do fire you then you just go back to being a Domestic Goddess👸🏽 and go back to your "regularly scheduled program."... AND my Daddy😇WILL vindicate this wrong that was done ✅ against you🙌🏽..." That was the short version🙃. No Matter What SMILE 😃; Oldie but goodie 😌 https://youtu.be/Z8SPwT3nQZ8 My newest addition to my "Praising Abba" playlist came on while I was getting ready for work. https://youtu.be/mjurY5mR2hs (at Schertz, Texas) https://www.instagram.com/p/ChSFrznuHmE/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=