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Bbh joking that they might have to rename Dapper to Dazzle with his Christmas makeover costume.
And it immediately made me think “Dazzle that sounds like a good name if Dapper was trans and chose a new name” but then it developed into “no Dazzle is the twin Dapper devoured in the womb”
#qsmp#qsmp badboyhalo#badboyhalo#bbh#qsmp liveblog#qsmp live-blogging#liveblogging#yes I’m back to watching bbh#I’m high and watching him is perfect when high#he’s also a lovely positive soul in my life#even if he’s a bad cowardly human for continuing to support lime green box#also funny idea that they are technically still in the womb bc eggs are just laid. and these are just sentient fetuses#weird
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Pepito pulled Bad aside from Pomme and Dapper had a conversation | QSMP - The New Year Approaches… 2:03:10

Pepito: Uncle Bad I don’t want Pomme or Dapper to read this. I want them to feel that I’m growing :-D And that I’m not so small anymore. Today I felt a lot of fear for Leo, Sunny, Richas D: I want to protect them like how they protect me. I look smaller but I’ve learned a lot. And now I can protect them. I want when Apa Roier returns for him to be proud of me and also Apa Quackity :-D I’d like you guys to know that you don’t need to worry so much about me :-D To prioritize being happy :D If they’re happy then I’m happy too.
Bbh: I understand Pepito if you want your siblings to be happy.. I understand Pepito.
Pepito: I promise that if I’m in danger again I’ll be stronger.
Bbh: Aw Pepito! That’s- Look that’s very sweet of you. I know you are very tough, a very tough little guy, okay? I mean you’re not that little you’re a month old now. And obviously being a month old means you have more responsibilities, you have more things that you have to do, um, and so I think this is good that you want to take on more responsibilities Pepito. And so obviously yes I will trust you to help keep an eye on your siblings, um, and making sure that they’re safe. But Pepito! I also want you to keep this in mind, okay? Is as your parents, and your aunts, and your uncles, right? It’s our job to keep an eye on you guys. So, I will allow you Pepito to help protect me, okay? And all of your siblings as long as you remember that we’re also going to help protect you too, okay? So just keep that in mind, that we’re going to keep an eye on you and you watch our backs as well, okay Pepito?
(Pepito nods & jumps in agreement)
Bbh: Okay. We can all take care of each other cause we’re all one big family aren’t we? Aw, I’m so proud of you Pepito. Aw you’re growing up so fast! Just don’t grow up too quickly little guy! Aww.
Pepito: I met Apa Quackity :0 I felt a great need to make him smile. I think there are many ways to take care of others :D And how to make them happy.
Bbh: That is very mature Pepito. That is very true. There are lots of ways to take care of other people. You can make them happy, you can keep them physically safe, you can make food for them, theres tons of ways you can help take care of people. ... I think just by playing that game, uh, with Quackity, by spending time with him by hanging out with him, you made your papa so happy. Because as parents we’re happy when our kids are happy. It brings us joy to know that we’re doing a good job raising you and taking care of you.
Pepito: Do you think I can achieve that with Apa Roier?
Bbh: Hmm. You know what? I definitely think you can Pepito. In fact, I’ll say it certainly. You certainly will be able to.
Pepito: In the photo Richas gifted me you can see Apa Roier smiling.
Bbh: Yes, um, I think Pepito your Apa Roier has been through a lot, right? Um, the older you get Pepito, um, life kinda hits you over the head with a hammer periodically, sometimes a lot sometimes a little, everybody’s situation is different. Um, but uh I do think that with time you can be healed of pretty much everything, okay? Almost everything. And I think with time your papa will smile again. So don’t lose hope little guy. Keep your spirits up and just trust that your dad will be happy again. And just be there for him. That’s the best you can do.
Pepito: I will try >:D
Bbh: And that’s all you have to do, don’t be upset, just try. And keep your hope up, okay? You’re doing great already. I definitely think he’ll smile again.
Pepito: Thank you Uncle Bad :-D I’m going to sleep now.
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The three states of QSMP play
I’m back for another neutral take (I know no one can be truly neutral, but I am ignoring my bias here alright? Good? Good.) linked to the QSMP! This time, with various kinds of plays on this server.
So. People talk a lot about “This one is always in RP-mode” and “This one doesn’t RP at all” etc. these days. But let’s break this down a bit, shall we?
Upon my many years of watching Minecraft server RP (aka, like 3 years, not that many but eh, they count), I’ve noticed something interesting in the way players interacted with the story line and their characters. In this analysis, I’ll focus on QSMP since it’s one server where players have said explicitly that they have “Characters” that they play. So let’s jump into this.
The first mode: Out-Of-RP (I’ll call it OORP)
This, despite what’s expected, is the least used by almost everybody on the QSMP (yes, yes, surprising for a few watchers, but let me explain). The OORP mode is one I define as: “When the Content Creator is fully out of game” This includes when anyone leaves their computer to go to the bathroom, when they mute themselves to reassure their chat that they’re doing intense RP and do not actually hate the others, when they talk about when they met in person (In Brazil, Paris, Vegas, etc). This is the mode where the things talked about are not linked at all to what would be happening right at this moment RP-wise.
The second mode: RP
This is what happens 90% of the time for most of the server. They do not have to actively be talking about their Lore, they can be building and talking to their chat about what’s happening, how the eggs are doing, what another character has said to them, etc. I define it as “When the Content Creator is playing their character��. The level of intensity varies between creators, but mostly, it is a very chill play. They sometimes are in that mode while huge Lore is happening and they aren’t super into it at the moment. They could be helping out, but they won’t react much to big events and might even distance themselves from the loudest people in the room. We saw that when BBH showed up with his amnesia RP when they got back to the server post Purgatory and Etoiles went OORP for a moment to say he was too tired to RP but still hang out with Bagi and BBH until he got too exhausted for the high-intensity of the scene and backed off. He was in RP mode when he cracked jokes and asked questions and answered Bagi’s worries, but he was way too exhausted to match the intensity of BBH. We saw that in multiple different exchanges and, yep! That’s RP still! It’s just easier to see the extravagant one when the other is more mellow, even if both are playing their characters.
The third and last mode: LORE
Alright, this one is very easy and yet I wanna describe it to be sure everyone’s on the same page. This one is “When the content creator is fully immersed and playing into his character about the events of the story.”. Now this one is tricky to distinguish from RP for some people/characters. For Philza, for exemple, when he goes into his “LORE Mode”, he changes the camera, the screen, the sounds, etc. Not all of the time, but it’s when it’s most visible. Almost everyone goes into LORE mode when something huge happens (Finding the eggs in Purgatory, meeting an important NPC, having their character Lore revealed, etc.) We saw this often during the Lore drops. When Baghera shared her Background in the federation, when Philza went to the Birdhouse, when Forever and Pac had their Happy Pills arc, when BBH played his grief when the eggs disappeared and when he came out of Purgatory… All of these were and are Lore moments which are easy to spot.
The problem with these is…
No one can watch absolutely everyone on the server. If not for the language barrier (Especially when some players’ translation breaks or when they do not put it on (that’s more of a problem considering the goal of multilingual conversation on the server)), for the sheer time needed to follow that. But this means that people will miss out on character LORE and RP for sure. People who don’t understand French will be lost when the French Content Creators mute themselves to point out something to their chat while speaking French. People who don’t understand Portuguese will be lost when watching Bagi and she starts speaking too fast to get a good translation. People who don’t understand Spanish will be lost when Mariana shows up and forget to properly set his translation after he speaks English for a while. People who don’t understand English will be lost when someone doesn’t set their translation when they start chatting around in English. And it is things that will and have happened. I know more Lore about Etoiles than some friends of mine because I don’t miss anything when he switches to French while in RP. Sometimes it's not a question of trying, it's a question of language barrier!
The real problem is actually when people start defining what constitutes the three modes by the way one or two Content Creators do them. No two have the same RP mode, the same LORE mode. Some are very intense on their RP so they go into LORE very smoothly, some are just as smooth but because both of these are more subtle. This server has a lot of people talking to each other for hours being in RP mode but since they don’t start doing LORE mode (which is more obvious), it passes over some people’s head that they are doing RP.
It’s a bit sad to follow someone for a while, following their POV, knowing how much they put into their character and how much they RP with the content they make. And then get someone who’s way more used to a brighter more obvious RP say that the creator you follow doesn’t do shit. It’s ok and expected to have many kinds! Heck! It’s great that we do! Or else the number of viewers would be lower. This way, people who like more intensive and noticeable RP and chaos can go towards the ones who give them that, and the viewers that prefer a more subtle approach where the big things are actually less noticeable, they can watch exactly that!
I won’t lie, I am enjoying the mellow side more than the energized one. I like to be able to work while I watch a stream, I’m able to when it’s two hours of building, or just people going across the map to find a dungeon. Purgatory, even while watching only one team most of the time, was way too exhausting for me, even if I had fun watching it and gosh every big event was nerve wracking, it was too much for me. I was glad to take a few days break for a while and, I will say it, BBH’s impressive intensive amnesia RP, viewed from Etoiles’ POV I was watching, drained me way faster than anything else. And you know what? That’s great! Because it means that people who love that kind of intensity are getting FED and that’s so cool.
Bottom line
I am begging for people to respect the fact that no two people have the same kind of play and RP. I have absolutely nothing against any personal preference since I know that what I enjoy makes other people fully bored, but words matter. No one out there should be going around saying “This CC’s RP suck! They don’t even do any!” when it just isn’t true. “This CC’s RP is way too subtle for me, I don’t even feel like they do any” THAT is a good take. If I agree or not with it, it doesn’t matter, but people are getting way too comfortable sharing their personal feelings as facts and that is why we slide into toxicity and anger towards each other. I personally don’t vibe with BBH’s more intense RP. And? It’s far from being bad RP, it’s just not my cup of tea!
TL:DR;
There are 3 Modes: Out-Of-RP which is fully meta, RP which is being in-character, and LORE which is being very intensively in character linked to events. No two streamers on the QSMP have the same level of intensity in RP and LORE and that is perfectly fine. Just don’t spread your preferences as if they were facts, it’s what feeds toxic exchanges and it can be fixed really easily by changing how you bring things to the table.
Thanks for taking time to read!
#QSMP#Another Ze rant#It's so easy to see where people start getting angry at each other#I am begging you#I tell kids way too often to use the 'I like' and 'I don't like' when they talk about anything with strong feelings#I do believe Tumblr can be better than Twitter and rant without attacking everyone who like what they don't
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Angst Incoming (Pissa edition)
Okokokokokok First Things First I’m sorry this is because of what happened to Missa last night because of foolish. No hate to any creators obviously. It just made me start thinking thoughts-
Do you think Missa would start to avoid Philza thinking foolish killed him under his orders? Philza is the leader of red. It’s not that big a stretch. Do you think he begged for mercy and received none? Do you think as much as he still loves Philza that he is finally SCARED of him. Missa may love everyone and not want to be violent- almost in a naive sorta sense. But what if he starts to fully believe Philza would kill him. Ever since they got paired up together. Missa never felt scared of Philza. But now he is. And he is terrified.
He would gladly accept it and still love Philza no question in that. Philza doesn’t understand why Missa avoids and hides from him. So scared but so In love leaving Missa emotions in a complicated knot. And at worst Missa understands. Anything to save his eggs.
Do you think foolish casually boasts that he killed Missa in his sleep (afk) to their leader Philza? Philza quickly being full of dread and rock in his stomach realizing his husband the love of his life he misses so much is SCARED of him. That Missa misunderstood foolish actions as blessed by him. That Missa even got it in his head Philza wanted to harm him. And the fact Missa fully accepted that fact? That’s he’s okay with it. Anything to save chayanne and Tallulah?
Missa self worth is so low. He won’t share any of this with Philza. He understands. If anything some pain is nothing to show he can be a good dad for once. He loves Philza. But his nightmares have Philza in them and Philza isn’t the one in pain in them. “It makes sense….anything for chayanne..good I was useful for Philza..he needed the points.. anything to get chayanne and Tallulah back… I understand-“
Tina watches Missa as he wakes up from nightmares numerous times during the night. Mumbling he wants Philza back. He hates it here. He just wants to be friends again. She starts to watch him one of the sweetest guys she knows slowly break. Causing her to hate Philza and red team even more. Because yes for foolish it was a Simple as slicing Missa neck as he slept. But Tina? She sees the aftermath. And it ain’t pretty. All she can do is comfort him. She doesn’t understand even after what they did to him that he is still begging everyone in the blue team not to retaliate. She openly sees the healed scar on his neck and can’t bring herself to be peaceful. Missa is a better man that everyone else in blue.
Tina tries her best. She makes Missa in the days after to have some sort of structure. She makes Missa farm apples in the morning and she mines with him in the evening. She denies BBH desire to use him in any plans where he would clearly die yet again. She will protect Missa. Tina is Missa new source of safety. Spreen his brother is dead. His eggs have been missing. And his husband is on a separate team.
Once Philza learns what foolish has done to Missa. His beautiful and wonderful husband that he knows so well isn’t violent. Philza tries to find him. But when Missa doesn’t want to talk he won’t be found. And Tina definitely is pretty protective. Eventually he does find Missa and THEY finally talk.
Both hugging each other. They missed each other so much. Philza gently touches the scar on Missa neck and feels so guilty. Missa immediately forgives him. Missa may be scared of his team and practically everything but that won’t stop him from loving his husband. They kiss each other with tear tracks their faces. And just be with each-other in the moment amidst the bloodshed and the chaos.
They both start to find places to meet up even as their teams start to grow even more aggressive just being with each other. Philza is most definitely worried that each time Missa Mets him he has more bruises and scars gained from numerous respawns. Philza even has to see Missa maskless. Missa lost the mask early on in the chaos.
JUST them communicating and loving each other the same even if the world has gone mad. Philza along with others slowly uncover a way to save all eggs and Missa is right there with philza like they both haven’t gotten through the worst two weeks of their life. They are in love and are together and that what matters. They do get worse. They somehow get even more obsessed with eachother. But they made it through and stronger for it.
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Aaaahhh I just finished ‘Merry Men Making Merry’ (otherwise known as MMMM) and I’m so hyped about it!!! I had so much fun reading it, your world-building is amazing, so impressive!
As I said I’m a big fan of the story of Robin Hood and it brings back childhood memories. I like that you can read your fic without having any knowledge of the original story, but if you do have knowledge of it it’s so much fun to recognize parts. Like BBH being friar Tuck had me cackling, it’s perfect!
I always love how you write Larray, I can literally hear him in my head with the way you write him 🤭
Oooh and don’t get me started on the ingenuity of incorporating their background stories through flashbacks, that really made the story come to life for me.
//“You gave me a purpose,” Dream tells him, barely audible over the cracking and popping of the fire. The wind almost carries the words away, but George heard them. They’re his now.//
This is probably my favorite part in the fic. For a moment there you had me fooled because of how the og story ends, but your ending was literally perfect. Anyway, I don’t want to spoil too much and I’ve been going on for too long so for anyone reading this ask please go read the fic, you will not regret it!
Thank you Scoops for giving us such a wonderful story again, you’re amazing!
(All that’s missing was the map of the realms at the beginning of the story, haha)
MMMM because it's finger lickin' good!!! Lol no that's so cringe omg
Spoilers under the cut!
I really wanted to write Robin Hood and I was blessed to get the prompt (It was one of those challenged where you give your top 3 preference and then get assigned one). I knew I could write something actiony/adventury because I LOOOVE writing those and I think I'm pretty good at it. Cc!DNF don't really lend themselves to action and adventure but AU versions of them do. Deep in Dream and The Mushroom King and the Nightmare were some of my favorite stories to write. Like, fully obsessed while I was writing them and working on the world building, and MMMM reminded me heavily of those vibes.
I have seen the DIsney animated movie, of course, and also "Men In Tights" and both of those stories kind of spoof the already famous tropes of Robin Hood, so I did some digging --aka I watched an hour long youtube video essay about the evolution of Robin Hood lore-- and dove in. I wanted to add elements from different "canons" - like Robin Hood being secretly a nobleman. I also didn't want this story to be 100K words (which, as you know, I could easily accidentally do) so I decided for the plot, we would center around something fun-- stealing something, since that's what he's known for. I didn't know how to make George Maid Marian because obviously he has to be the love interest, OBVIOUSLY lol, so once I changed it to Maid Marian being Dream's sister, it all kind of fell into place.
However, I also wanted to see *how* they became the Merry Men, I think that's really interesting and integral to the story, and thus the flashbacks were born. I really don't like flashbacks, both in reading and writing, I think they can be done very very well (Hi Luci!), but normally i just find them really boring, so I had to keep them short and action packed to keep everyone's attention.
BBH as Friar Tuck -- fit tooooo perfectly, I just had to. I went back and forth on George or Sapnap being Little John and then decided it didn't really matter ultimately, they both kind of fill that role. Though, George kind of also rounds out the "Robin Hood" persona --please note that he gets mistaken for Robin Hood at least once in the fic!
I had a blast writing this one and, not going to lie, it got away from me for a while, but @rebelwithoutabroom helped pull me back lol.
Thank you so much for such a lovely review of the story! I'm so glad you liked it <3
(Yes, next time will add a map, though i have no idea what it all would look like so that will add like 5 months onto things. Also, multiple realms, what was I thinking?!)
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It's spoiler time~~~
With the next milestone approaching, there's something a little different but not really coming! I will share a short excerpt to give you a taste hehe
The story is gonna be called You Bet Your Ass! And it's total filth in case you didn't know lmao Trust me to write BBH PWPs all day
Warnings: smutty content under the cut, language, rip Baek's butt
He had probably hoped that Saturday would never arrive, but it did. And even then, he had yet to muster the courage to take on his punishment with dignity.
But it’d been an hour, and you were getting tired of watching him huffing and puffing, crying about the injustices of life and his poor asshole. He was buck naked the entire time too.
‘I’m also cold… Why is it so cold in our house? Can’t we afford heating? I should try and earn more money…’
You sighed.
‘Baekhyun, it’s not gonna work.’ You stretched your arms and legs before sitting down next to him. ‘Either quit it or let me do it for you.’
‘You? Do it for me?’ He shook his head. ‘Impossible. I’d like to preserve at least some dig-’
‘Lie flat on your belly. Right now.’ You ordered strictly.
‘Yes, ma’am.’
You smiled at his sudden obedience. He obviously trusted you to help him get it over with, but preferred to be strongarmed into doing this. To preserve some ‘dignity’.
‘Just relax, baby. You’re way too tense.’
Climbing on top of him, you poured some of that massage oil onto his bare back. You ran your palms up along his spine smoothly, and Baekhyun grunted like an old man.
‘God, you are just one giant knot.’ You muttered, putting a little more force into it.
Another muffled grunt escaped his mouth, this time sounding a bit more like a moan.
‘Here, here, grandpa. You can entrust yourself to me. Both your back and your butt.’
He grumbled into the pillow, and you could not make out his words. Instead, you went up his shoulders to knead the back of his neck. This spot was always sore, and he did not surprise you by suddenly going tense and groaning loudly before deflating into a lax mess.
‘You know what, Y/N…’ He mumbled between sighs of contentment. ‘You can fuck me in my ass right now and I won’t object.’
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A/N: Wooohoooo~ I hope this got you a liiil bit excited for what's to come! We are just about a dozen ppl away from this release 🙃 700 let's gooo~
As usual, you can check out my masterlist in the meantime <3
#baekhyun#byun baekhyun#baekhyun smut#exo baekhyun#byun baekhyun smut#baekhyun x reader#baekhyun fanfic#baekhyun scenario#icequeenbae fics#fic spoiler#tease mode on#follower milestone
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posting this on here because I don’t want it on my main.
Rating everything Billie Eilish
Dont smile at me 7/10: I really do love DSAM, it’s her first EP and it was silver haired Billie’s era (thugillie)
Six Feet Under 10/10: first sing besides Ocean Eyes, I love her voice in this and uhh yes 👍
Bored 10/10: SO BORED, I’m so bored 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ absolutely fucking yes, bored 🗣️
COPYCAT 6/10 not my favorite from this album, it’s good but it’s kinda cringy 😔
idontwannabeyouanymore 10/10 REAL 🗣️🗣️🗣️ I love this silly song
my boy 7/10: cringey but I like the “alright dude, go trip over a knife”
watch 10/10 ILL SIT AND WATCH NY CAR BURN WITH THE FIRST YHAT YIU STARTED IN ME 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ real
party favor - 9/10: extremely long voice message 👍
bellyache -10/10: the first song I ever listened to by her, it’ll always have my heart, I miss it.
ocean eyes - 10/10: Billie’s first song, YAYA
hostage - everything/10: HOSTAGE IS MY FAVORITE FUCKING SONG OF ALL TIMES, WHAT DO YALL KNOW ABOUT HOSTAGE? NOTHING, I KNOW ABOUT THAT SHIT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
&Burn - 2/10 I never thought I’d date a Billie song so low but, I just really hate &Burn, I apologize.
bitches broken hearts - Everything yet again/10: tf do yall know about BBH? Second favorite song of all Billie songs
lovely - 10/10: It’s extremely relatable
WHEN I WAS OLDER - 10/10: IM WATCHING MOVIE BACK TO BACK IN BLACK AND WHITE, I NEVER 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️ HELL YEAH 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Full Ranking:
Hostage
Bitches Broken Hearts
Watch
Bellyache
When I was older
Bored
Idontwannabeyouanymore
Ocean Eyes
Six feet under
Party Favor
My Boy
Copycat
&burn
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WHEN WE ALL FALL ASLEEP, WHERE DO WE GO? 100/10: Second favorite album (YAYAY)
bad guy: 9/10 - basically the song that made her popular but also hated, I still love it to pieces.
xanny: 100/10 - i relate to this so much, bro 😭
you should see me in a crown: 10/10 - REALEST
all the good girls go to hell: 100/10 - the world rn actually
wish you were gay: 10/10 - I JUST KINDA WISH YOU WERE GAY
when the party’s over: EVERY SINGLE THING OUT OF FUCKING TEN, BEST SONG EVER, 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
8: 6/10 - not my favorite I fear, but it’s still really good
my strange addiction: 10/10 - Real, idk (I like the show, like that’s called “my strange addiction” good show 👍
bury a friend: Everything/10 - ABSOLUTELY MY FAVORITE SONG FROM THIS ALBUM, FUCK ANYONE THAT SAYS THEY LIKE IT, NO YOU DONT
ilomilo: 100/10 - SO WHERE DID YIU GO, I SOULD KNOW BUT ITS COLD 🔥🔥🔥
listen before i go: 10/10 - 😭
i love you: 10/10 - Diabolical to make me cry like that, Billie.
goodbye: 7/10 - it’s like the outro to the album so idk
Come Out & Play: 5/10 - not the greatest (ha)
everything i wanted: 10/10 - me and my brother core 🗣️🗣️🗣️
No Time To Die: 1000/10 - THE HIGH NOTE, IT MAKES ME HORNY 🗣️🗣️🗣️/HJ
Full Ranking:
When The Party’s Over
Bury A Friend
No Time To Die
Xanny
Ilomilo
All The Good Girls Go To Hell
Wish You Were Gay
My Strange Addiction
You Should See Me In A Crown
Listen Before I Go
I love You
Bad Guy
Goodbye
8
Come Out & Play
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Happier Than Ever - “I love this album” no you fucking don’t, I’m it’s number one fan, “no I am” fuck off, I love this album more than anyone else in the entire world, you can keep your HMHAS bullshit, leave HTE alone, fuck you.
Los Vas A Olvidar: 10/10
Getting Older: ��️/10
I Didn’t Change My Number: ♾️/10
Billie Bossa Nova: ♾️/10
my future: ♾️/10
Oxytocin: ♾️/10
GOLDWING: ♾️/10
Lost Cause: ♾️/10
Halley’s Comet: ♾️/10
Not My Responsibility: ♾️10
OverHeated: ♾️/10
Everybody Dies: ♾️/10
Your Power: ♾️/10
NDA: ♾️/10
Therefore I Am: ♾️/10
Happier Than Ever: ♾️/10
Male Fantasy: ♾️/10
Full Ranking:
Every song is number one 🗣️🗣️🗣️
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Guitar Songs 10/10 🗣️🗣️🗣️
TV: 10/10 - Real, like it’s a fear to shut out friends because you’ve fallen in love then your love leaves you too.
The 30th: 1000/10 - The cry I cried that day it came out, fuck you billie (not actually)
What Was I Made For: 8/10 - TikTok wore it out to death, also I hate when people meow the lyrics. But it’s good any way.
Full Ranking:
The 30th
TV
What Was I Made For
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HIT ME HARD AND SOFT 100/10 🔥🔥🔥
Never Felt So Alone: 10/10 - I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY NEW BESTFRIEND, WISH I KNEW BETTER THAN, WHY KNEW YOU WERE JUST OUT TO GET ME? MY WHOLE WORLD JUST FELL APART 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
SKINNY: 10/10
LUNCH: 100/10 - Freaky Billie 🗣️🗣️🗣️
CHIHIRO: 10/10 - idk 👍
BIRDS OF A FEATHER: 10/10 - HOW I FEEL ABOUT MY GIRLFRIEND (REAL)
WILDFLOWER: 100/10 - VALENTINE’S DAY, CRYIBG IN THE HOTEL. I JNOW YOU DIDNT MENA TO HURT ME🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
THE GREATEST: 100/10 - MAN AM I THE GREATEESSSSSSTTTT
L’AMOUR DE MA VIE: 100/10 - The is long is L’amour De Ma Vie (love of my life)
THE DINER: 1000/10 - BEST SONG (REAL)
BUTTERSUITE: 10/10
BLUE: 10/10
Guess: 10/10
Full Ranking:
THE DINER
LAMOUR DE MA VIE
WILDFLOWER
THE GREATEST
LUNCH
BUTTERSUITE
SKINNY
Never Felt So Alone
BIRDS OF A FEATHER
BLUE
Guess
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Album Ranking:
Happier Than Ever
When We All Fall Asleep, Where Do We Go?
HIT ME HARD AND SOFT
Guitar Songs
Don’t Smile At Me
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Maybe I’ll start watching the realm it looks cool.
Kinda related I saw a fan art of like BBH and Foolish and i had memories beamed into my head that I had forgotten.
Is like Skephalo or whatever the fuck it was called still a thing? Oh god the more I type the more I remember… y’all remember like Austinshows love or host where the guy was Skeppy and BBH was on there too, and in the end Skeepy ended up choosing the girl calling her self badgirlhalo or something. I know like 2020-2021 had like a huge range of queerbait but I don’t know if anything topped that.
That’s a lie the green man and his British twink prob did something worse.
(Hey all this stuff below has nothing to do with BBH I kinda just got the idea about it while writing about him)
This is like almost completely unrelated but I lowkey have an issue with content creators very closed lipped with their sexuality. Now on one hand I understand that it is personal information that viewers don’t need to know nor have the right to know. This is further exasperated with the context of our political zeitgeist shifting more towards the far right and its beliefs that often hate queerness. So it would make sense for someone to be hesitant to come out during this time.
However, I also think that content creators, while I don’t like the word, are influencers. While they might not be shaping public policy, their opinions and thoughts do hold sway with the people who watch them. I think that when someone is in a position of authority they are compelled to use that authority for the good. This is the same reason I expect the creators i support to talk out about global issues like the genocide in Palestine.
To add on to this point, bringing it back to the topic of MCYT, these creators are in one of the generally most accepting communities, and these creators will often joke about being gay. I do think it is wrong for them to dance around the topic. They act in just a subtle enough way that will gain them popularity and money but still leave themselves with enough plausible deniability to say that it was all a joke. To make it explicitly clear I don’t care that people will joke about being gay as long as the truth is clear. The issue is when you leave it ambiguous, or you try to capitalize on it.
What really makes me mad about it is that it is basically performative activism. It’s like going, “Yes look at me being GAY; being GAY is awesome and okay. Oh you ask if I’m gay? Well you know things are a confusing spectrum. Really what does it even mean to be gay? You know what while you think about that you should give me money for a drawing of be and my best friend KISSiNg but its like totally platonic… Unless it means you will give me more money… OMG who said that. I sure do love Gay people and their deep wallets I mean deep hearts XD.”
You might have have made a small link to a certain individual with my comment above… yeah you know what i don’t give a shit fuck dream and George they exploited queer people and their desire to support members of their own community. Also like isn’t George a rapist or misogynist or something idk if that’s true don’t quote me on that.
This like really grew out proportion. Just to make it clear again the whole rant about queer baiting is not related to BBH like whatever him and Skeepy were doing is fine I don’t care.
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Maybe a bit of bad phrasing on my part but it just seems like they don't take him seriously or truly trust him as a leader sometimes?? (tbf whenever I refer to blue team I mainly mean BBH and Pierre since they're like the only blue members who are frequently on at the same time as Tubbo. And I also haven't seen much of blue pov since green got split up into both teams so maybe things are different now idk!! But I'm just talking about before that)
That instance was definitely a big part of it though because even Tubbo himself said "I’m like 19 do you think these 30 year olds are going to listen to me?" (Clip here!)
And during that instance both Tubbo AND Bad were telling Pierre not to submit his personal quests because they wanted to save them until later when green members were actually online and had a chance to fight back, but he just refused to listen to either of them and did his own thing anyway (also joked about overthrowing his leader and starting a revolution, which yes I know is just a joke but it doesn't necessarily go in his favor either especially with what happened later on)
I think it's also unfair to only blame Tubbo for poor communication (like when Bad said "hey our team captain did not communicate properly at the end there!" in the vc afterwards) when he was very clear about the plan from the start. He wouldn't have had to help green without telling his team if they had just listened to him to begin with and the tasks weren't claimed in the first place.
Pierre called Tubbo a traitor the second he saw him standing with green team while they claimed their tasks, then him and Bad still chased and tried to kill green team while Tubbo repeatedly told them to stop and that he just wanted to help them tie it up. They only stopped because green got out of range and NOT because their leader told them to stop. This doesn't really show that they trust their leader if their first thought is that he's betraying them without even asking any questions.
And another instance was in one of the earlier days (I can't remember which one..... they all blur together at this point......) Bad was waiting at red's spawn when Foolish died and started chasing him down to kill him again bc he told Bad to fuck off in chat. Tubbo basically had to beg him to just leave Foolish alone because he literally had nothing and couldn't defend himself (which he begrudgingly listened to in the end, but it did take a lot of convincing and yelling)
So I definitely wouldn't say that they consistently listen to him or completely trust him or his leadership.
I would also like to say that respecting him as a person/friend and respecting him as a leader are very different things, and simply saying you respect someone doesn't mean that you do, especially when your actions don't reflect that!
I do think a part of it is due to Tubbo being a lot younger than them and subconsciously they may underestimate him and see him as less capable and less experienced than they are even if they say they respect him.
As someone who mainly watches red pov, of course I can't see any of the supposed good instances (which I really have not seen or heard about at all aside from people saying that the blue members have SAID that they respect Tubbo) but I definitely DO see the difference in just how much red team respects Philza versus how little blue team seems to respect Tubbo.
Philza is too kind, even in the midst of purgatory, even to his opponents who have not shown the same kindness to him and definitely do not deserve it
I think him and Tubbo seem to share a similar mindset of "we should be the better people, we should be honorable"
But the main difference is that Phil's team actually listens to him even if they don't necessarily like his decision, because he's their leader and their dad and they respect him
#sorry for writing a whole essay LMAO i have a lot of thoughts </3#i want to reiterate this is all still /rp and i am referring to the characters and not the actual CCs!!#and even if my tone or wording seems heated that it is all lighthearted!!#i just love to debate a little :3 as a treat
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I want to read baekhyun and his pregnant wife 😢❤ Some arguments but fluff things too! She is emotional and easy crying. 🍄🍄 If you comfortable, I will be happy! You can change anything. 😗
hello! thank you for the request, i hope you enjoy this! ❤️
baby blues • bbh [req]
pairing: husband!baekhyun x pregnant!reader, established relationship
genre: angst, fluff, soft baekhyun
synopsis: reader is pregnant and in her feelings; baekhyun is a good husband
warnings: reader and baekhyun argue for a little bit, but it is not anything bad or crazy
your pregnancy hasn’t been easy. the morning sickness has lasted beyond what you thought it would, though it’s not as bad as it was in the beginning, and your body just aches. your moods change within a blink of an eye, making everything just harder for you and the people around.
but despite it all, you’re grateful to be pregnant and to be carrying baekhyuns baby. you just couldn’t wait for the day you finally pushed this little baby out.
“are you feeling better, honey?” your mom asks you, coming out of the kitchen with a glass of water for you. ever since your sickness didn’t stop after the the first few months, your mom insisted that somebody be there with you when baekhyun is away.
“yes,” you reply, taking the offered water from her hand. a few minutes before baekhyun left for the store, you told him you felt sick and he offered to stay with you, but you need groceries so he left and called your mom instead. it was when she walked in the door that you vomited, and chalked it up to a perfume or scent she was wearing. every time she’s come by you tonight, you’ve tried to breathe through your mouth so you don’t get nauseous.
you and your mom sit quietly on the couch and she checks in on you about every 30 seconds. you rub your belly as you watch the tv. by the third time your mom asks if you’re doing alright, you’re praying for baekhyun to walk through the door so she can go home.
to your luck, he walks in about five minutes later, and if you could spring up and usher your mom out, you would. but you stay seated, a smile on your face as he walks through the door. “hey, mom, hey, y/n,” baekhyun says, with a small smile on his face, his voice a little tired. he sets the bags of groceries on the counter and your mom gets up to greet him and help him unload everything.
you stay on the couch, both of them unaware of your pouting. y/n? since when did he ever call you that? you frown fold your hands over your stomach, tuning out the conversation between your mother and your husband.
“alright, honey, i’m leaving,” your mom says, coming over and giving you a kiss on your forehead. “are you alright?” she asks, putting a hand on top of your head.
“yes,” you snap. “get home safe.” you add, and your tone is anything but friendly. she opens her mouth to reply but closes it, not wanting to argue with you and make it worse, and just awkwardly pats your head before turning away to exit.
baekhyun and her share a look before he walks her out. he comes back and takes measured steps into the living room, as if entering a lions den. “are you alright, honey?” he asks sweetly, coming to sit next to you on the couch.
“now you want to call me honey?” you ask, glaring over at him. baekhyuns eyebrows furrow in confusion.
“what? i always call you that,” he says, going to grab your hand, but you pull it away.
“no, you called me ‘y/n’ when you walked in,” you whine, your frown deepening. baekhyuns face remains confused as he tries to remember everything he did when he got home. “i’m not your baby anymore?” you ask, your eyes welling up.
panic paints baekhyuns face when he notices the tears and he quickly scoots closer to you and grabs both of your hands. “of course you are, y/n! i just didn’t want to call you that in front of your mom,” he says, which is barely true but it’s true enough at the moment. he just wasn’t really thinking when he walked in. “don’t be upset, baby.” he says, kissing the back of your hands. you sniff and pull one of your hands away to wipe stray tears.
“can i have a kiss?” you ask, your voice quiet and shy. baekhyun smiles and brushes some hair out of your face before nodding and learning forward, gently placing his lips on yours. you put your hands on his cheeks and pull him impossibly closer to you, wanting to feel and be near him.
when you pull away, you give him a small smile and baekhyun pecks your lips before standing up. “i got you those snacks you wanted,” he says, grabbing your hands and pulling you up and off of the couch. your smile widens at the mention of your snacks, and you follow him into the kitchen.
baekhyun pulls down the box and opens it for you, grabbing one of the individual packages and handing it to you. you quickly tear it open and take a bite, expecting to enjoy it. you stop chewing and look at the packaging; everything is correct, but the taste is off. baekhyun has his back to you, rummaging through the cupboards, so he doesn’t see your reaction. “these aren’t right,” you say.
he turns around and looks at you, and then the box on the counter. “yes they are. you sent me a photo to make sure,” baekhyun says, pulling his phone out of his pocket to double check.
you shake your head. “no, they’re not. they don’t taste right,” you say, frowning at the food in the package.
“but they’re right. look,” he says, showing you the photo you sent.
“okay, but they’re not right,” you say, irritation evident in your voice. baekhyun looks at you, dumbfounded. “i dont want them.” you say, going over to the trash and throwing your unfinished snack away.
“are you going to throw them away?” he asks you, folding his arms over his chest.
“yes! they’re not right, baekhyun!” you say, your voice getting louder. you don’t really mean to yell at him, but you do and it makes him upset.
“baby, i don’t know what to do about that,” he says, trying to keep his voice even. baekhyun purses his lips as you guys have a silent stand off, and you shrug.
“well, i don’t want them,” you say, walking out of the kitchen.
“oh my god,” baekhyun mumbles under his breath. you snap your head in his direction and frown.
“what did you say?”
“nothing,” baekhyun says quickly, putting the box of snacks back in the cupboard because he knows that tomorrow you’ll be asking for them. “i didn’t say anything.” he reassures when he sees your frown.
you shake your head. “you’re mad at me,” you say, your expression somehow turning even sadder and your eyes welling up again. baekhyun runs his hand through his hair.
“no, y/n, i’m not,” he says, but the more you both stand here and argue, the thinner his patience gets, and you start to feel guilty. he does a lot for you, especially since you’ve been pregnant, and tries not to cause you any problems, and here you are crying over snacks.
“yes you are! i can see it!” you say, tears slipping out of your eyes.
“y/n!” baekhyun says, with more force and volume than he wanted. “please, just go sit down, okay? i’ll get you dinner just.. please, baby.” he says, his eyes closed and his head tilted up towards the ceiling. you sniff and turn around, sulking back to the couch.
the tears don’t stop, not even when he brings you a plate of food 10 minutes later. “here, baby,” he says gently, pulling the coffee table closer to you and setting the food down. he leans over you and kisses the top of you head and wipes under your eyes. “we’re okay.” he says, tilting your face to look up at him. you give him a small nod and he kisses your forehead.
“thank you,” you say, holding onto his wrists. he only nods and then tells you that he’s going to take a quick shower. you say okay, and when he’s gone, you fan your eyes to keep the tears at bay. you feel terrible and guilty, and you’re so tired of crying, but you can’t stop. you know baekhyun loves you and will do anything for you, and you know that he’s probably not as mad at you as you think, but you can’t help but feel like a problem.
later, when baekhyun gets out of the shower, he sees you already in bed. “hey,” you say, looking up from your book that is using your stomach as a stand. he gives you a small smile.
“hi,” he wipes the back of his neck with a towel and grabs some clothes, going back into the bathroom to change and finish his nightly routine. when he comes back out, he has a bottle of oil and some lotion in his hand. “do you want me to oil your belly?” he asks.
you nod and push the covers down and pull your shirt up. every night he does this, and has once you started to show. he massages your feet too, mostly when you ask, but he does it nonetheless. baekhyun is good to you, sometimes too good and it makes you wonder if you’re doing enough for him, but he constantly reassures you that you are.
baekhyun starts with the lotion first and gently massages your stomach. you watch him with love in your eyes, but that earlier feeling of guilt quickly takes over. “i’m sorry,” you blurt.
“for?” he asks, lifting his eyes to look at you.
“everything; being difficult and hardheaded,” you say, putting a hand on his cheek.
“you’re not difficult,” he says, going back to rubbing your stomach.
“yes, i am,” you argue. “but i dont want to fight, i just want to say that i’m sorry, and i love you.” you say, and he looks up at you with the kindest eyes, the ones that you said “i do” to a few years ago, the ones that made you fall for him after your second date. your baekhyun.
“i love you too, baby,” he says, leaning forward and kissing you sweetly. you could cry again from relief and happiness, but you don’t. you let yourself melt into him and this kiss that lets you know that everything will be alright.
#byun baekhyun#exo imagines#exo#exo x reader#exo x you#exo scenarios#exo baekhyun#baekhyun scenario#baekhyun fluff#baekhyun x reader#baekhyun x you#baekhyun fic#husband!baekhyun
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I just had this idea, what if Ranboo and reader are besties. However, since Tommy is jealous jelousinnit of Ranboo for “stealing” Tubbo, he “steals” reader in turn and they too become platonically married.
Maybe after Ranboo and Tubbo learn of the Tommy and reader’s marriage, Ranboo and Tommy are now “competing” for time with Tubbo and reader. Meanwhile reader and Tubbo are just laughing watching this play out? <3
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I just had this idea, what if Ranboo and reader are besties. However, since Tommy is jealous jelousinnit of Ranboo for “stealing” Tubbo, he “steals” reader in turn and they too become platonically married.
Maybe after Ranboo and Tubbo learn of the Tommy and reader’s marriage, Ranboo and Tommy are now “competing” for time with Tubbo and reader. Meanwhile reader and Tubbo are just laughing watching this play out? <3
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dvwefnowef i love this idea! i hope i did it justice <3
cw:cursing
tommy vs ranboo:
“hello tubbo! tubbo. tubzo.” tommy yelled again and again, trying to get tubbo’s attention.
tommy continued continued yelling his name for a response. pitying the poor boy, you responded “hi tommy.”
“oh. hello.” tommy made his minecraft character walk over to you. “what is tubbo doing?”
“uh, he’s arguing with ranboo? about something somewhat important, i presume.”
“lore married, those two are. strange, innit?” tommy turned his character to look more directly at yours. the eyebrows on the character made him look intimidating, especially with the way he stared at you.
“yeah. yes. strange. lore married.” the conversation had ended from there, with an awkward silence. after a while tubbo and ranboo had finally stopped fighting.
it had been a few days since your interaction with tommy. everything had been pretty normal, just hanging out with ranboo and tubbo. helping oversee the building of the mansion. that was, until tommy came and talked to you.
“uh, hello tommy.”
“hey. i’m live right now. what are you doing?”
“uh, nothing really. mainly have been overseeing the build of ranboo and tubbo’s mansion.”
“close, the two of you are?”
“yep. i know him irl so i would say, yeah, we’re pretty close.” this was where you started to get a bit questioning. sure, you had spoken to tommy before, but you two weren’t necessarily close.
“hey, y’know what i think.” he turned his character to stare at you.
“no, what do you think tommy?”
“let’s be friends.”
tommy proceeded to drag you around the server, getting to know you better. you two had run around quite a bit, and ended up near the badlands. tommy, of course, decided to bring you into his mischief.
“ok, when bad joins vc, after i say hello you have to say ‘say FUCK badboyhalo’ to him.”
“doesn’t bad always yell language at everyone? shouldn’t i probably not do that?” you had just recently gotten added to the server and even doing certain things for bits made you nervous.
“you’ll be fine. now get ready.” once bad joined the vc, tommy yelled “HELLO BADBOYHALO.”
“well, hello to the two of you. how are you both doing?”
without taking the time to answer you yelled, “BADBOYHALO SAY FUCK!”
tommy immediately began laughing. bad’s character was running around and you could hear him stuttering until finally shouting “LANGUAGE!”
“oh come on, bbh. it just adds more impacts to what you’re saying. imagine you were saying ‘i hate that muffinhead skeppy so much’. isn’t it much more impactful when you say ‘i hate that BITCH skeppy so FUCKING much!’?” even though you couldn’t see his facecam, you could tell how much he was smirking.
“LANGUAGE TOMMY!” bad was screaming and from his voice he seemed to be fuming.
catching onto what tommy was planning, you started for him, “seriously bad, what do you have against saying a few curse words? FUCK, SHIT, BITCH, ASS, PUSSY.” you and tommy both began screaming curse words at bad until you heard him scream and leave the vc.
and for the next few weeks, that was how it went. you two caused chaos all across the server, getting on everyone’s nerves. phil had quickly deemed you ‘chaos gremlins sent to drive him even further into his old age’. at least kristen appreciated the two of you.
“phil, what are taxes?” tommy had asked phil.
after hearing him mutter a quick “jesus christ…”, he gave tommy an answer, “pretty much shit you have to pay because the government said to.”
“and is there any way to pay less taxes? y’know, cheat the system?” tommy was quickly driving phil to old age.
“well, marriage gives you tax benefits.”
“ooo!” tommy turned his minecraft character towards you, “marry me! for tax benefits!”
and so there was a new platonically married couple on the server.
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ranboo had noticed your lack of presence. instead of showing up in his streams, you were usually doing something with tommy. the two of you had even gotten married, the same way he and tubbo had. jealousy, even when irrational, was still a very real and present thing.
which is what led him to be standing outside your minecraft house, waiting for you to stop talking to tommy for a second and answer his in chat messages. for five whole minutes, he had to deal with chat clowning on him. “chat, i have never been replaced. they simply cannot replace me. there is no way to get rid of me.”
“you’re like mold!” tubbo had joined ranboo’s vc. his energy heavily contrasted the other’s.
“...tubbo, how am i like mold?”
“you’re just constantly growing on people! holding on for dear life until an exterminator is called! do i need to call an exterminator on you?”
“...no thank you, tubbo.”
finally, you and tommy had joined vc. “hello ranboo!”
“hello! what took so long?” the agitation in his voice was barely detectable.
“oh, tommy here was being pissy. didn’t want to leave vc2.”
“so tommy was stopping you from talking to your friends?” ranboo clicked his tongue and jokingly said, “seems a bit, uh well, toxic, to me.”
tommy quickly erupted into screams. “HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME OF BEING A TOXIC FRIEND?”
“I WASN’T ACCUSING YOU OF ANYTHING, WAS JUST STATING MY OPINION!” ranboo had started screaming back.
“IF YOU WANNA SEE TOXIC, I’LL SHOW YOU TOXIC RANBOO.” you could distantly hear an 8 bit version of toxic by britney spears playing from tubbos mic.
“OH SHUT UP TOMMY, PLEASE, I’VE BEEN FRIENDS WITH THEM FOR LONGER.”
“BITCH, PLEASE. JUST BECUASE YOU’VE KNOWN THEM LONGER DOES MAKE YOU BETTER FRIENDS. WE’RE MARRIED, WE ARE.”
and from there, the screaming continued. In-game chat, you could see tubbo telling you to join vc6.
“crazy, that lot is.”
“agreed.”
thank you for waiting! i’m sorry this took so long, i’ve been visiting family for easter and haven’t really been able to write. i hope you enjoyed this, though! <3
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HC’s for a clueless ass Detective
•worked with Dream at first until Sam found out about them and told them the truth that Dream kept hidden
•*pushes up Glasses* The evidence you left behind states otherwise.
•someone stole their glasses once and they couldn’t see and they couldn’t make a case so they just sat down and didn’t move.
•Taylor fan.
•Dude stfu I’m trying to find out who the heck has been creating chaos. No Dream I don’t have time for a movie night- Yes Dream I’m very busy, Fine, if you help me with this case.
•For Dream, he gets all snuggly and cute with only them be had he keeps them hidden and gives them random cases and riddles from L’ManBurg or anywhere he needs info from and gives them to them.
•Crime shows crime shows crime shows crime shows
•for Sam, Dream and Detective had a argument over a case and decided to take a walk, and bumped into Sam and stayed with him for awhile. Two crime busters together!!!
•Goggy and Detective met because Detective moved out to get more cases because they finished all the ones Dream gave them too fast.
•BBH and/Or skeppy because of a arguement about Tommy and Detective ran away and Bad Took them because well Dream’s Dangerous and whatever leverage they can get they’ll take. And BBH or Skeppy fell in love
•Literally just Dream being a loud idiot got them to leave :/
•anyways Detective always has such cute nicknames like “my favorite riddle.” Or “How’s my Galaxy?” Really nerdy names
•Bug allergy. Bug allergy. Bug allergy. Bug allergy.
•do you have a degree?! “I have 5 actually.”
•your kinda small. “I didn’t do sports alright? Stfu.”
•owns like a black cat that they trained to sit on their shoulder it was really cute.
•Yandere Dream? Trying to keep them all to himself? But one slip up and an unlocked door made them lose them. [angst prompt :/]
•MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES MOVIES.
•movie HC’s with Detective y/n
•George: sweetheart lays on y/n’s chest and either y/n wraps their legs around him or he does it himself. PLAY. WITH. HIS. HAIR.
•Dream: baby boy. Baby baby boy!! Absolutely needs to be held. Being a criminal is hard alr especially if your hiding it from your Detective s/o
•SapNap: Honestly BBH was the one who tossed a blanket over you two, SapNap can’t stand horror, or crime movies that’s a fact. But y/n loves them so he sucks it up. Ends up probably face into their chest, while they sling an arm lazily over his back running shapes over his back and humming turning down the movie so he can calm down.
•Skeppy: screams, a lot. Y/n can swear they have bloody ears by the end of it. Refuses to hide though, uses a pillow instead because he’s a “manly man.” Y/n doesn’t need their 5 degrees to see he’s terrified 🥺
•BBH: He loves horror and crime, sometimes even the Horror is too scary for y/n! So BBH is the pillow this time and they snuggle up into his chest to hide. He’s like a giant stuffie to y/n
•Wilbur, smokes the whole time even though Detective y/n tells him to quit it. He leans forward to the movie and pays so much attention, ends up helping y/n on some cases saying “well damn not my fault I want cuddles and your work is taking up the time 😐.” And actually really enjoys helping in cases that y/n’s stumped on
•Quackity: was and never will be made for horror, he loves crime though. Always comments how stupid the ideas are from criminals.
•Foolish: Sweet Bby is so confused why a human would do that to another human. Precious bby boy 🥺y/n and Foolish always end up watching some Scooby Doo because they don’t have the heart to tell him Humans are just Evil
•AweSamDude: He’s down, all the time, literally it’s a big session on commenting on stupid mistakes and how much they or he would do better. Never watch a movie with those two.
•Karl Jacobs: Cried, and screamed. You had to turn it off and play some other movie. Snuggled right up into their chest like a baby. He’s a lot more used to it but still finds it scary.
•Can’t and Won’t flinch. You could throw a sword at them. Blank bitch face and walks away.
•”don’t talk to me or my baby boy AGAIN.” -Detective Y/n talking about literally EVERYONE.
•writes down small details about everyone in a cute way, not a stalker way.
•112’s attempt at ponk LESSGO: During a horror movie Depends on which Ponk arc- Before his arm getting chopped off? Screams, a lot, after? Sits there with y/n and hums.
•Y/n wouldn’t get the memo of “EggPire Bad >:(“ more of “oooooo more people to question with a new experience!” Also BBH doesn’t have the heart to corrupt this y/n because no matter who says what y/n always welcomes everyone in their home that they built away from Dream for movies.
•super freaking sweet oml
•cop training? Definitely, Law School? Oh absolutely. Parkour? MHMM
Oh my lord- I love all of this
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Hello Hello!!
I just wanted to say o love your Bench trio fics! They’re amazing!
I was also wondering if you could do The bench trio X Gn! Hybrid Reader! Where the reader is a Fox hybrid!
The reader likes to play tricks/pranks on people! Especially the Dream Team! And while setting up a prank, the bench trio sees them and asks why they’re doing! The reader tells them and Tommy and Tubbo ask if they can join! Dragging Ranboo into it!
After that they hang out a lot and pull pranks in people! The reader also stealing from The Dream Team and Techno sometimes!
A little thing you can add if you want is that the reader gifts a lot of gifts to their friends! Tommy keeps all the little gifts in a secret chest! Tubbo keeps them in a separate room on his house! And Ranboo writes the things you give him on his memory book and puts them in his ender chest so he never looses them!
ALSO!! The reader would sometimes kidnap Micheal to spend the entire day with him! Spoiling him to no end with Toys, clothes, food, etc! You dont have to add this tho!!
Take care! <33
DSMP - Sneaky
Summary: As a fox hybrid, it was only a matter of time before you pulled Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo into your plans. (Also bonus Michael content because Michael Is Beloved. <3)
Pronouns: they/them
Warnings: Swearing, General Chaos (its the bench trio, are you surprised), consensual kidnapping
-> [a/n] - oh my god??? thank you???? you're so nice?????? sldfjlskdjfsldjfslkfjl,, i hope this is good! also first part is in third person pov, because i need to get better at writing that lol. readers dialougue is blue :]
-> p!c!benchtrio (and michael too <3) + reader, the beginning has a little p!bbh + reader too :]
> divider that i can't add bc im not on mobile. sadge <
[y/n] smiled mischievously as they rounded the corner, making sure that the unsuspecting victim (which at the moment, is badboyhalo) couldn't see them. they wanted to make sure that their trick worked, so that they could possibly use it on someone else later. of course, they would apologize to bad, because they still value him as a friend, but even friends play pranks on each other every now and again.
their ears perked up as they heard talking from around the corner they just turned. peaking their head around, [y/n] was greeted with some of their closest friends: tommy, tubbo, and ranboo.
"oh, hey guys!" they greeted, with a small wave as they repositioned themself so that they could talk to their friends, and watch bad at the same time.
ranboo smiled. "hey [y/n]!"
tommy and tubbo ran up to them, a wide smile on the latter's face, while tommy just looks like he doesn't want to be here. (obviously he does, but he's tommy. it's not really surprising at this point.) either way, he mutters out a "hello" with a smile he seems to be repressing.
tubbo looks around the corner. "so what are you doing?"
"oh!" [y/n] exclaims, tail swishing ever so slightly faster. "oh! i'm just testing out a new...'trick'!"
ranboo raises an eyebrow in suspicion. "a...'trick'? what are you-"
the fox hybrid holds up a finger, moving their body so that they were hidden around the corner. "shhh. it's about to happen!"
the trio watches [y/n]'s eyes light up as the demon, once dry, is covered in water. they all hear him shout and see him look around, as if to try and catch the culprit. bad glances over at the corner just in time to see [y/n] duck behind it.
"[y/n]!"
"shit." they turn towards the three, and with another smile they stand properly. "sorry guys, gotta blast! nice seeing you, though!"
they hear tommy let out his signature laugh as they run, a nine and a half foot tall demon chasing after you.
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giving gifts! (hcs bc yes)
tubbo:
-> ngl you probably woke him up in the middle of the night bc you found something cool. or made something cool. either or.
-> he will take it regaurdless of whether or not he's tired as shit or wide awake. free stuff from fox friend? cool. give.
-> he probably has a shelf in his house with all your little gifts on it.
-> he may not say it immediately most of the time (bc you DID wake him up at like two in the morning) but he is greatfull for all of your gifts :]
tommy:
-> bro i hc that this fucker LOVES shiny shit
-> (i mean, so do i but that's besides the point)
-> n e ways
-> you give him a shiny rock? here. have a cool stick in return.
-> raccoons are crazy man. he (like you) has a collection of tiny little things too. sometimes you trade. bc that's friendship <3
-> it doesn't matter when, bc he will always be awake when you want to give him something. he will 9 times out of 10 give you soethibg in return
-> if you wear jewelry, then he probably gave it to you :]
ranboo:
-> for some reason, he's also always awake whenever you give him gifts.
-> and he, like tubbo, aslo has a set place to put all of your gifts
-> he even writes about it down in his memory book so he doesn't forget about it <3
-> ranboo thinks all the little rocks you find and decide to give him are vv cool.
-> you: hey ranboo!! look at this cool rock i found!!
-> ranboo: that is so very cool and/or poggers can i please have it
-> another shiny stuff lover <3
-> bc i hc that mr. boo's chaarcter wears earrings and stuff, he decides to take one of the cool rocks you gave him and turn it into one!
-> you point it out and he just smiles and says: ye i know :) i did it bc your cool :)
-> and then you just die from embaressment bc who wouldn't if that happened
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bonus michael thing bc i actually really like that idea:
you lift yourself a little further on the roof and knock on the window, opening it not long after.
"michael!" you whisper-shout. "michael! are you there?"
a small little zombie piglin pops his face into your view.
"hey, buddy! come here!"
he waddles closer to the window, chicken plushie in hand. a little snort makes it out of his mouth when he stops.
placing your arms on the window sill, you begin speaking. "alright, so i have a plan. do you wanna go out for a bit?"
the piglin nods his head eagerly.
you smile. "alright cool. i just need you to climb out this window and then we'll go."
michael looks at you wearily, clutching his plush a little tighter.
"don't worry, mike. it'll be fine. i'll catch you if you fall." you tell him reassuringly.
your ears twitch, picking up some noise from downstairs.
he walks over slowly, still holding onto his plush. carefully, he climbs out the window. picking him up, you slide a note into the room, shut the window, and slide down the roof, landing on the ground without a problem.
you hear a door open from inside and begin walking away, michael squealing excitedly in your arms. it's not long before you hear someone open the window. with a smile, you turn around and wave.
"[y/n]! what the-"
tubbo cuts him off. "-fuck!"
"don't worry guys i'll make sure to bring him back!"
"oh thank god-"
"eventually!"
"[y/n]!"
you mock a salute. "see you later guys!"
and then you run off.
#saturn.writes#platonic bench trio x reader#bench trio x reader#platonic ranboo x reader#ranboo x reader#platonic tubbo x reader#tubbo x reader#platonic tommy x reader#tommyinnit x reader#dsmp x reader#platonic dsmp x reader
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Small idea/request I've had in my head for awhile: c!bbh finding and adopting a baby the same way he did Sapnap and introduce them to the family! I feel like Sapnap would be a better brother than he thinks :]
a cult's sacrifice? not anymore!
request: c!bbh x child!reader genre: fluff(parental and sibling kind y'know?) word count: 968 warnings: child ‘sacrifice’ summary: bbh got a child sacrificed to him from another world so the only reasonable thing to do is to take the child and raise it! right?
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bad glanced around frantically when he was suddenly warped away, mid-conversation with skeppy. around him was a dimly lit room with a dark tone to it all, below him a circle of red, though with all the wrong symbols they probably intended.
one spoke before him, “oh please great one, take this witch’s baby and rid us of our drought, our children are starving and dying of dehydration.” the demon stared at him before slowly taking the baby while speaking, “well- um, this is highly irresponsible, i’ll just take them- and uh, good luck with your drought!”
and with that he was gone, disappeared with the circle closing in. bad was warped back to his exact location from before, where skeppy spun around to stare at him. “bad! what hap-” skeppy paused before shrieking, “why do you have a fucking baby!” his shouting caused the baby to begin crying.
the demon furrowed his unseeable brows, “language skeppy, and look what you did!” bad gently rocked the child back and forth, cooing softly down at them, all while attempting to soften his expression to appear unintimidating. the cries slowly softened, dying down while the baby stared up at bad, eyes wide. when the noise faded the baby raised a hand, poking at bad’s face. a soft smile formed on his expression, temporarily becoming distracted.
skeppy cleared his throat, arms folded. “bad, you have sap to take care of already, and dream for a week or so now, how’re you gonna handle a baby as well as those two?” his brows were furrowed, staring at bad with both concern and mild frustration.
the child’s expression shifted over, before a few giggles left the baby at the sight of skeppy. he froze up in shock, shoulders stiffening. grabby hands were made as bad walked over, “awe, they like you skeppy! and don’t worry i’ll figure out what to do with this little muffin.” bad smiled, watching the baby stare at skeppy in amazement and awe.
his throat cleared, turning his head away with a scoff and a soft ‘whatever’. bad smiled wider before turning around, humming softly while walking home. surely the others would be excited to have a little sibling! right? that’s what he thought anyways, because who could resist this adorable little muffin! bad poked softly at the baby’s cheek while thinking all of this.
the baby giggled loudly, wiggling their arms and legs slightly. “woah there little muffin, try not to fall!” he exclaimed, though he made sure not to be too loud. bad shifted the baby, readjusting his grip on them while the kid cooed back at him.
bad hummed a soft tune to the kid while approaching the house in the woods, pushing the door open with his hip, the lock needed to be fixed anyways. the moment he stepped into the house he heard the two kids talking.
“dreammmm, c’mon!” this was definitely sapnap, “just one more game!” there was a groan that followed sapnap’s pleading. “fine! but i’m hiding this time!” dream’s voice held an undertone of excitement, clearly not as hesitant as he showed.
the demon smiled at the boy’s interaction, “sap! dream! before you go i’d like you both to come here!” clearly they hadn’t heard the door open. the moment bad called sapnap came running around the corner of the front hallway, grinning with his arms up in the air. “dad!” he shouted before skidding to a halt, dream almost crashing into his back, barely keeping himself up by grabbing onto sapnap’s shoulders.
“hey guys, um, i found this little muffin all alone and so i uh, brought them back.” bad smiled, crouching down so the kids could see the baby. sap inched forward, dream peering over his shoulder down at the baby. the baby’s hands rose, making grabbing motions and cooing at the two new kids.
sapnap gasped at the action, slowly putting his hand forward. the baby’s hand curled around one of his fingers, giggling. dream watched with owlish eyes from behind sapnap, who was still staring down at the baby with a look of shock. dad smiled, overjoyed on how the interaction was going.
“is this my new sibling dad?” sapnap glanced up at bad, blinking. the demon’s smile grew softer, “yes they are, this little muffin is your new baby sibling.” he hummed, “do you wanna hold them sappy?”
his eyes flickered back down to the baby briefly, gulping nervously. “can i?” he asked. bad merely nodded, carefully passing the baby over to the seven year old, adjusting sap’s arms so he held the baby correctly.
sapnap stared down at the child, glancing back at dream with a grin. “i’m a big brother! and i’m gonna be a better one than you!” he gloated. dream gasped in mock offense, “no you’re not! i already have tubbo and mama puffy says i’m the best brother!”
the two bickered quieter than normal as bad took the baby back, chuckling at their interaction. this was gonna be an interesting family, wasn’t it?
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a sharp cry filled the air, silence came briefly after it. running footsteps came right after the cry as bad opened the door to the house. before he could say anything he heard sapnap speak, “are you okay?” his voice was filled with concern, though it was deeper now, older.
someone sniffled after sapnap asked them that, a softer, younger voice following. “yeah, i’m fine, thanks sap!”
bad smiled, relieved and content. it had been seven years since he’d brought you home, sapnap was fourteen now. he never regretted bringing you back, through all the years of learning you weren’t human just like the rest of them, and to you immediately being accepted into the family.
this is what a family was, and that brought him immense joy.
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ANNOUNCMENT !!!
this has been coming for so long, i was too lazy to write this down, but it just had to be done.
i’m leaving the dsmp fandom.
i’m sorry to those who were waiting for the series to come back, i don’t like this fandom anymore, that means i will not continue the series, zero motivation to finish it really just ended it all. this does not mean i give anyone permission to continue it. the fandom is not it for me anymore, they have new preffered writers, and the like - reblog ratio is beyond me, it’s honestly so unmotivating when i see 9 pictures getting more love than a fic :// honestly, i looked for those pictures for no more than like 5 minutes and wrote that fic for like a week. (yes, i’m being pissy) but like guys lets be real here, if you want writers to stay REBLOG & GIVE UR OPINIONS !!
plus i dont watch any mcyts anymore, they make me cringe.
mcyts were the reason i met so many amazing moots and friends on here, i’ll miss it, but i like to think of this as growing up and moving on !! <3
what does this mean?
no more mcyt fics, i won’t delete anything mcyt related tho, i once enjoyed my time in the fandom and i like the memories i made. so everything will be up.
what can you expect now?
probably kpop fics, tho i'm still kinda new to kpop (almost 3 months in) i would like to write for them as i find comfort in them :) i'm a slow writer, but i'll see what i can do !!! ♡ (list of groups i like, here !!)
thank you for understanding, thank you for taking your time to read my fics, have a good day everyone, i love every single one of you !!💞

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Snapshot (m) | BBH

Pairing: photographer!Baekhyun x idol!Reader
Sequel: Shot Though the Heart (m)
Photographer AU, PWP, angsty, smut
Warnings: explicit content, oral sex (f receiving), unprotected sex, some unrequited feelings, fuckboy!Baek(?)
Word Count: ~3k
Summary: You and Baekhyun are left alone in the private pool area at a fancy hotel for a steamy photoshoot. It ends up getting even steamier when he realizes your white swimsuit is actually lingerie.
© Please do not copy/ post on other platforms without permission.
Author’s note: It’s been a crazy few months, sweethearts, but Ri is back! And since my b-day is in a few days and it's yay time I come bearing gifts^^ As usual, I thank my lovely @baekshoney for keeping up with me and reading all of my relentless writing! This is something I produced a while ago, and I have no idea why I suddenly wanted to write something about photographer!Baek… But I hope it was worth the wait for you~
Btw, you didn’t hear it from me(!) but also may or may not be the first of X installments if you enjoy it, so don’t forget to comment/ reblog!
Tags: @exo-writers-net @bbh-net @superm-net
‘The lights are fine like this,’ Baekhyun nodded at the staff just as you walked onto the set.
It smelled like chlorine, and perfume, and also sweat – the latter most likely coming off of the workers, who were still busy organizing the space. But mostly chlorine, just like any other swimming pool.
‘Is everything ready?’ Your manager asked, glancing at the personnel finishing up the preparations.
‘Yes,’ Baekhyun responded, giving your robe a brief, almost indifferent onceover before greeting you with a short. ‘Y/N.’
‘Baekhyun.’ You acknowledged him, looking away to examine the area absentmindedly.
The concept of this photoshoot was somewhat new to you. What you did with your group was vastly different to what you were doing solo, and you were the one in favor of making the distinction. Acting all cute with the girls was fun, but you were getting older and, frankly, tired of such antics. With your solo work, you preferred to tap into your darker side.
And this time you were planning to make it almost obscenely sexy.
The photoshoot was for one of the top fashion magazines in Korea, and they were dedicating several full spreads to your new album and long-term shiny partnerships with luxurious brands. You were going all in for this, and it was a wonder that you even got the concept approved. This was going to be way hotter than anything you’d done before.
Baekhyun spoke to your manager, and then addressed the entire room.
‘Alright, everything seems to be in order. Please empty the space now, thank you!’
Everyone scurried away, and in a minute, there was just you, your manager, and Baekhyun left.
‘You too,’ the photographer motioned at the door. ‘I don’t think she can relax with you watching from the sidelines like a creep.’
‘And she can in front of you?’ The other man tsked. ‘I’m staying.’
Before this escalated any further (with men being men), you intervened.
‘It’s fine, wait for me in the lobby. It would be easier if we’re alone.’
Baekhyun’s mouth twisted in a smirk, you swore you saw it before he turned away to tend to his camera. Feigning indifference, how cool of him.
‘But-’
‘We’ve worked together before. It’s fine. It’ll be more comfortable if only the necessary people are present.’
‘Alright.’ Your manager agreed, expression tentative. ‘But I’m one call away.’
You nodded. As if you’d call him in case Baekhyun actually did something inappropriate.
He was quick to leave, closing the door quietly behind him, probably somewhat happy to have a break with how busy your schedule was getting lately.
The silence was loud now that it was just the two of you. You tried focusing on the gentle sounds of stirring water, but there was no one in the pool, hence the water was almost still. It looked pretty, light blue — a color that reminded you of the glamorous Maldives beaches. Like most people, you’d much rather have a photoshoot there. There’s always next time…
‘Do you need help getting undressed?’ A voice in your ear startled you out of your thoughts.
Baekhyun stood close, only minimal distance between you, and you barely collected yourself before a visible shiver could take over your body. Instead, you retorted with a cheeky comment.
‘You seem eager.’
The photographer chuckled, brushing the strands away from your ear before leaning even closer.
‘You know I am.’
With that, you could only hope that he couldn’t see the goosebumps on your skin. The swiftness and irrevocability of your reactions to him were discomfiting.
‘Keep it in your pants, Byun.’ You said, trying to sound cold.
It was only semi-successful.
‘For now,’ he responded playfully, stepping away to watch you shake off your robe from a better angle. ‘I’ll never get tired of watching you strip.’
You rolled your eyes. Strip. Of course, that would be his word of choice.
‘Let’s get down to business.’
Turning around, you caught him staring shamelessly at your butt. He licked his lips before his eyes traveled to yours, and smiled, pleased to make a pun out of your words.
‘Let’s. Get down.’
It wasn’t easy for you to stay neutral. The set was quite intimate, and you were barely wearing anything, all while he was fully clothed. You were thankful to see him change his usual attire to something a bit more relaxed and well-suited for the setting. He wore shorts instead of oversized pants, and his feet were bare by the time you were ready to begin.
His hair was very different too. Last time you saw him, he had a mess of dark locks on his head. This time, however, he was blonde, with temples trimmed neatly. Somehow, this style sharpened his features, yet softened his look in general.
A few times in the course of the shoot you caught yourself staring, while he was flipping through the pics or adjusting the settings. You weren’t supposed to give him the pleasure, you made this promise to yourself prior to this shoot.
But it was getting so much more complex as the work progressed. You were now getting into water, first dipping your feet into it, then stretching out on the underwater stair-step.
Baekhyun was attentive and great at commanding you whenever you worked together. The results were always perfect, and your agency kept requesting him for more and more of their artists. He was a big name in the industry, not the best reputation, however. This man was the definition of a fuckboy, yet he somehow managed to miss the focal point of today’s event. Or your today’s outfit, to be precise.
It wasn’t your stylist who chose your clothing for today, it was you. And you knew exactly what you were doing, wearing a thin top and high-waist bottoms in white.
‘Good girl,’ he murmured in his usual fashion, looking through the last few shots. ‘Go deeper and get your tits wet. It’ll look good when you lean forward on deck.’
His suggestion made you smirk internally. Oh yes, it’d make you look pretty damn good. There was no doubt about that.
Doing as you were told, you swam to the spot where the depth of the pool was most suitable for your getting-out maneuver. It was rather shallow, and the level only reached your waist.
‘I’m going in from the side,’ Baekhyun announced, getting in the water with you. ‘Try to do it slowly, I’ll get a few angles.’
You nodded curtly.
‘Go ahead.’ He signaled for you to start, and you leaned forward, chest rising from the water.
It wasn’t visible because of your arms in front of you, but as you pulled yourself out of the water slowly, your chest opened fully to the outside world.
‘Yeah, that’s good, that’s g-’ The abrupt end of his casual phrase sent giddy excitement through you. ‘Y/N.’
‘Hm?’ You hummed as you climbed out and sat down at the edge of the pool, legs still half-submerged in water.
His eyes were on you now, scanning your body with covetous inquiry in real-time.
‘What the hell is this, honey?’
The pet names. You both hated and loved when he used them on you. The former because they were fake, and the latter… because they meant he was getting aroused.
Looking down innocently, you splashed the water with your foot.
‘What?’
He placed the camera away from the damp area before stepping closer to you and catching you by the ankle.
‘Don’t ‘what’ me. You know exactly what I’m talking about.’
Yes, you did know. He was talking about your see-through top. White tended to get half-transparent when you got in the water, and you wore unpadded lingerie instead of a proper swimsuit for a reason. To drive him crazy.
‘Didn’t you say that you wanted it to be professional?’ He reminded, getting even closer and circling the well-rounded areola with his thumb through the dank fabric while his other hand rested right by your thigh.
Yesterday.
That was the text you sent him when he told you he couldn’t wait to see you again. Maybe you even meant it at the time… You weren’t sure. Still, that wasn’t something you would care to admit to his face.
‘Where’s the fun in that?’ You smirk, finally looking him in the eye.
It took him a second to assess your response. And then he surged forward, pressing his lips to yours. You allowed him entrance into your mouth, and ran your fingers through his hair. They felt a bit crisper than they did last time, and you belatedly realized that he styled them ardently for today.
He broke the kiss first, telling you to move up.
‘Actually, get on the lounger. I wanna see everything.’
You chuckled, plopping onto one right as he got out of the pool. His shirt was sticking to his body, and his shorts looked like there was something going on in them. Too early to call it a boner, but you were satisfied with how things progressed.
‘Spread.’
His instructions were laconic, and you licked your lips in building anticipation.
Opening your legs, you observed as he tongued his cheek in frustration… of a pleasant kind.
‘It’s like you’re naked while you aren’t.’ He kneeled between your legs, looking right at your center. ‘Intriguing…’
His middle finger rubbed between your labia, pressing the moist fabric to your delicate skin. You knew he could very well see everything, yet having the thin layer between your skin and his felt like that final frontier. However easy it was to tear it down.
‘But I much prefer you genuinely naked.’
You lifted your butt eagerly to help him rid you of your panties. The skin underneath was damp, even more so than the rest of your body, and the direct contact with the air made you shiver.
‘Getting cold, baby?’ He asked in a sugary tone, lifting your leg up to place over his shoulder. ‘I can keep you warm.’
His tongue was scorching on your skin, and you gasped as he licked a quick stripe up. You looked down, meeting his eyes while his mouth explored your folds. His gaze was sinful. And so was his tongue, flattening out and rubbing fervently against your clit.
‘Baekhyun…’ You whispered, lost in the sensation too quickly.
He was way too good at this. And you knew that. He went down on you almost every time you’d had sex before. And every time you surveyed his face between your legs, he looked like he was exactly where he belonged. Humming in content as you squealed and shook in his hands, desperately gasping for air as he ate you out. He was noisy about it, too. No decency whatsoever.
‘Fuck-’ He swore before planting a kiss right below your most sensitive spot. ‘I could do this for hours. I’m so addicted to your pussy.’
‘We don’t have hours,’ you nudged him breathlessly. ‘Just shove your dick inside me.’
Baekhyun snickered, palming himself on autopilot.
‘I like the way you think, love.’
Before you came up with a snappy response, he tugged his shorts down and gave himself a few determined pumps. You gulped, watching his delicate hand flex, veins becoming more prominent as he moved it up and down his thick flesh.
‘Lie back down. No need to give me those greedy eyes of yours.’
You wanted to argue, but the press of his tip to your clit was simply too overwhelming. Moving down slightly to accommodate him, you lay flat on your back. The incline of the sunbed was perfect for Baekhyun’s position in front of you, so he leaned in, penetrating you slowly. Only as he sheathed himself fully inside, you realized how much you’d missed feeling him like this. You’d only ever met on occasion, and each time… you were simply too weak for him. Although you knew you’d walk away with an unpleasant throbbing in your chest, and this encounter would be on your mind for weeks to come.
Every time you found yourself merely thinking about his proximity, you knew you wouldn’t be able to resist. He had you wrapped around his finger, and you had no idea how to escape his charm. The magnetic pull, the power he had over you that you couldn’t battle. Even while knowing what he was like.
You felt sick afterwards, thinking that once again you became ‘another model’ in his list. It was obvious he didn’t think of this nearly as much as you did, and while you always played it cool with him, making it look like you were the one using him as your boytoy… In reality, it was you who craved at least fleeting contact with him.
Yet the price was incredibly high.
Your heart broke a little with every rendezvous. And despite his passionate thrusts driving you to your high with unfailing consistency, the moment you go your separate ways it’d feel like your soul was torn out of you again.
Did you have one anymore?
‘Y/N…’ Baekhyun’s pant ripped you out of the vacuum of your mind. ‘You feel even better than I remember. I wish I’d get to fuck you somewhere you could be loud at…’
That had never happened before. During all of your previous hookups you had to sneak around and keep it down. Those were mostly in hotels and… your dressing room. You’d learned to control your sound, because getting found out wasn’t an option. The kind of mess that would’ve followed had someone busted you… that you weren’t even willing to imagine.
‘Fuck,’ your lover grunted again before looking you in the eye. ‘You already close?’
‘Yes.’ The answer was short but filled with anticipation.
The sleek sounds your pussy produced as he continued moving his thighs were a clear indication of how ready you were to come. He made sure you did. Sometimes more than once. But you usually had very limited time together, so it wasn’t always on the table.
‘Good girl,’ he hummed, keeping a rough, steady rhythm. ‘Shit, I’m gonna come as soon as you do…’
He groaned this last part into your lips before giving you a deep kiss. Like always, he knew exactly when your orgasm was about to hit you. The muffled sounds you produced echoed off the tall walls of the area, and he held your mouth hostage for another minute before letting you take a breath.
The sudden desire to taste more of him overpowered your rational mind, so you blurted out the only thing that floated in your mind right now.
‘Don’t soil me.’ You barely managed to say that out loud before he grunted in initiating release.
He still pulled out, and you slid onto the floor quicker than he could even realize what was going on. Taking over, you jerked him off yourself, leaning down to catch each drop of his come in your mouth. Getting carried away, you didn’t even take note of his fingers in your hair. Sucking on his tip diligently as he choked up a groan, you made sure that you had all of his cum before giving him a couple concluding licks.
Wiping your mouth clean, you sat back down on the lounger. Baekhyun was still on his knees in front of you, breathless and dazed by your sudden leap, and you picked up your wet underwear to put it back on. As soon as you reclined, you heard a click.
He snapped a picture of you.
‘The heck?’ You frowned, caught off guard.
‘The sight is too mesmerizing to not perpetuate,’ he said, getting poetic out of the blue. ‘You’re beautiful, Y/N.’
Your heart fluttered at his words, and you instantly became defensive, sneering pettily in an unsuccessful attempt to cover it up.
‘Is that what you tell every model you fuck?’
He gave you a mischievous grin that only made you feel worse.
‘I definitely have it for the pretty ones. But you’re my favorite.’
Swallowing the bitterness in your mouth, you only hummed in response.
You could very well tell that you were. From what you’d heard before, he wasn’t the type to have sex with the same girl twice to avoid attachment. But it wasn’t the first time that you’d had sex with him. In fact, he’d had you sprawled underneath him on numerous occasions after (or during) some other photoshoots and events, where you’d crossed paths before.
But it was just that. Some brief fucking before your ways parted again for months. And as much as you wanted to put an end to the disconcerting dynamics between you two, you couldn’t. He was just too good at luring you in, and you were wandering into his trap willingly.
‘My offer still stands, honey. I’d date the hell out of you if you said yes.’
This wasn’t the first time he offered and you kept declining.
You truly wanted to put an end to your endless ‘get-togethers’, so actually agreeing to officially date him wasn’t part of your plan. Even though he was the one suggesting that, you knew it wouldn’t be long until you heard about him and a random young actress, or some other model that he fucked casually after a shoot. You had no intention of going through that. What you had right now wasn’t healthy, yet it was safer. For your emotional state.
Pushing your real feelings deeper down, you gave him a wry smile.
‘Don’t get greedy. Too much of a good thing is good for nothing.’ You got up and put your robe back on, giving him an almost flirty glance over one shoulder. ‘I hope you got some good shots. See you around, Baekhyun.’
He didn’t respond to that, only watching you walk away from him. You could feel his eyes boring into your back as you reached the door.
Baekhyun didn’t need to know that your feet were heavy as lead with every step you took away from him.
Unpacking the fresh copy of the magazine issue a few weeks later, you found out that the last picture he snapped of you ended up on the cover. A snapshot of your illicit passion’s aftermath.
Shot Though the Heart (m)
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A/N: Thank you for reading~ I hope you liked their chem! More of these two crossing paths, anyone? Don't forget authornim over here loves writing sequels and mini-series. But she also cannot read your minds, if you know what I mean hehe
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