#yes I’m aware I have psychological problems 😂

[leonsliga]

Returning to my tumblr DMs and asks like I didn’t just spend two weeks going full hermit mode

[novafire-is-thinking]

Thanks for the tag, @figgiforever!

1. Are you named after someone?

Nope.

2. When was the last time you cried?

…I don’t remember.

3. Do you have kids?

^ I don’t plan on ever having kids, so this is my favorite gif to use when I’m asked questions like this. xD

4. Do you use sarcasm a lot?

Not really. Not out loud, anyway. >:) I do have a dry sense of humor (think Cyclonus), but it’s not always sarcastic.

5. What's the first thing you notice about people?

Physical: I’m not 100% sure what I notice first. Maybe hair? Ah, but I do know that high-contrast features and angular facial structure catch my attention right away. (My blorbo of blorbos is literally made of sharp angles, what else could one expect? lol)

Non-physical: Vibes. Depth. Intrigue. If they seem too easy for me to read, I tend to dismiss them internally unless they pique my interest later.

6. What's your eye colour?

Dark brown/black.

I like to think that Cybertronians would find this mildly disturbing at first. :P

7. Scary movies or good endings?

Depends on how scary. Pure horror is a no.

I like to have a balance. Scare me half to death during the story, but let the ending mean something.

8. Any special talents?

Does exceptional self-awareness count? xD

I have very few practical, concrete skills, but I like to think I have other things I bring to the table of life that make me stand out a bit.

9. Where were you born?

One of the southern provinces of China

10. What are your hobbies?

Studying people, creative problem-solving, introspecting (I do it enough that it counts 😂), contemplating life and all it’s mysteries and weirdness.

(Yes, this is really the sort of stuff I love doing all day, every day—to the exclusion of actually living life. 🫠)

11. Do you have any pets?

No. I’m just not a huge pet person. Most are too demanding for my liking, and the ones that are low-maintenance are…boring. An exotic pet might be worth the effort though. 🤔

12. What sports do you play/have you played?

How fast can I get in and out of this store without ramming anyone with my cart. 😆

Besides that, I used to ride horses, but I haven’t been able to since I moved a couple of years ago.

13. How tall are you?

5 ft. 3 in. (1,60m)

14. Favourite subject in school?

Anything not required. /hj

(Psych, Sociology, and Astronomy were my favorites. And they’re all electives. lol)

15. Dream job?

I wouldn’t say I have a dream job. It’s more like a “dream state of career existence.”

It involves acquiring a PhD, a medical degree, and a bunch of other degrees with the ultimate goal of bringing my interests together. (Psychology, neuroscience, acoustics, etc.)

I would happily spend the rest of my life learning and doing research, and it would be great to be able to offer something unique to both the scientific world and the medical community. (If I don’t get shunned for coming up with too many far-fetched theories, that is. 🫠)

Tagging: @onewingedsparrow @aecholapis @decepticon-nerd @starscreamboyfriend @benadrylcandlewhack and anyone else who wants to answer!

(Correctly-formatted question form is in the replies to make your lives easier)

[omg-im-such-a-masochist]

hiiiii! 💕💕💕 I love your writing so much! Just read all your Jay White stuff. Omg. Soooo I wasn’t aware until recently Jay is 29. I was wondering if you may write a fic where Jay meets and dominates a slightly older girl. Maybe she makes a joke about being a bit older and he teases her saying he can still take charge and make her call him daddy? 💦

Hi, darling 💕 Aww, thank you so much 🥺🥰

Ever since I received this (ages ago) I debated what to write and then *in the middle of one of my many sleep deprived brainstorms* I came up with: AU!Student Jay White. So yeah, I hope you enjoy this 😂

Tag: @theworldofotps , @writtingrose , @letsgivethisonemoreshot , @aerynscrichton , @daddyhausen , @damnnhausen , @starwithaheart , @unoficialy-married-to-ace-austin , @sophiewolfheart-blog , @sultryfandoms , @new-zealand-chic , @crowleysqueenofhell , @thealliasylum , @cuzimacomedian , @thebestintheworld , @josiewrites , @seeingstarks , @irish-newzealand-idian-dutch

Being a psychology teacher for the International Relation students at Brown University was part of your daily routine for four years now

You loved the job and was considered one of the best teachers the university had. The dream job soon became a living nightmare the minute Mr. White became one of your students.

He had a sharp mind and was able to pick up details that would go by unnoticed to other students.

He could be considered one of your most dedicated and favorite students, if it wasn’t for one little thing: his constant flirting.

Now, you see, although it wasn’t ethical by any means, it was still fun. He and his double entendre jokes and comments were a nice distraction and were meant to be harmless to you, if it wasn’t for your little crush on him.

You constantly rolled your eyes at how stupid you looked every time he stayed behind to talk to you after class. Yes, it was fun and made you feel like the nerdy teenager crushing over the hot quarterback, but this had to stop now before you end up getting hurt or even worse: fired!

“Please everyone, don’t forget that the deadline for your lab report is just until next Friday. If you have any questions in regards to your report, I’ll be answering them after classes until Thursday evening. Thank you”

The students began to leave class and a few stopped by your desk to clear up some doubts. You began to gather your belongings when your eyes spotted Jay still sitting on his chair.

“Mr. White, is there anything I can help you with?”

“Yeah” His grayish blue eyes sparkled with mischief “There is actually”. Jay stood up from his chair and walked towards your desk, he held his phone on his left hand and you slid your glasses on, naively thinking you were going to see a note about the class on the screen.

You cackled when you saw his contacts page open with your picture under the name “Sexy Future Wifey 👅” with the number space left blank. “I’d like you to help me to find your number, you see, I forgot where I wrote it down”

“I never gave you my number, Mr. White. That would be highly inappropriate and unethical” The amused laugh that left your lips only served as a fuel for him to keep going.

“Oh, really? Well, good thing we can solve that problem right now” He smirked “Just type it in there and we won’t have to worry about me not having your number anymore”.

“Look, Mr. White. I’ll be honest with you, as much as this back and forth thing is both flattering and amusing, we should stop before it gets worse. Let’s remind ourselves that I’m your teacher and you’re my student and let’s keep things as they are in order to avoid any further complications to the both of us, okay?”

“But you don’t mean that, do you?” Jay closed the distance between you, his semi hard cock pressed against your navel as his lips roamed on top of yours “No, you don’t. I know you have the hots for me as much as I do for you, honeybee”

“Mr. White, I already asked you to please stop calling me that-“

“You may be my teacher, but I can bet your sweet ass there are a lot of things that you can learn from me, baby” Jay’s hands caressed your hips through the black dress pants “I can teach you a lot of fun little things” His teeth teased your bottom lip, making you gasp softly.

“What could a boy like you teach a woman like me?”

“Age is not everything, my little bee. You see, there are a lot of things a boy like me can teach a woman like you” His fingers brushed under your breasts making your nipples harden under his touch “I may be younger, baby, but I can still make you call me daddy over and over and over again”

“Is that so?” Your tongue darted out to lick your lips and the tip traced the outline of his bottom lip.

“Don’t believe me?” He grinned “Let me prove it to you. A free test-drive back at my place, and if you don’t approve the performance then I’ll leave you be” Jay’s hands moved back to your ass, grabbing two handfuls of the supple meat before whispering “But if you do decide to keep the equipment, oh well” The gray orbs had a dark cloud of lust over them, the grip on your backside was so strong that it was almost too painful “Then, we’ll see how much the big girl can learn from this little boy”

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4. Last time I cried was about a week ago. Having a deep conversation with a friend of mine and helping her through a tough time in her relationship. She cried and I didn’t want her to feel alone in it, so I allowed myself to cry too.

6. I don’t really have a favorite band. Nor do I think I’ve ever been asked that. 🤔

7. Biggest turn offs are cigarette smokers, people who feel entitled to what doesn’t belong to them, instigators, people making generalized false statements about a group of people ( ie. all men do.. etc ), people who prey on the less fortunate, center-of-attention seekers, I could go on lol

10. Biggest turn ons are how well a woman takes care of herself, her style, communicating, understanding, providing wants and needs that’s you’re already aware of without me asking, desire to expand her knowledge, treating me to dates/gifts/vacations sometimes, thoughtful surprises, teasing, I could go on lol

29. One insecurity would be my weight. I’ve been a heavier brother the majority of my life, and for about 5 years I turned that around and was in the best shape of my life, until 2+ years ago when the pandemic hit, along with many other major life changes I started to put back on. I’m not as heavy as I used to be, but I’m not in the shape I was those years either. I think because that’s such a deep rooted part of my history and physical psychology, it’ll always be a slight insecurity somewhere in the back of my mind.

35. Yes I’ve danced in front of my mirror before. Had to make sure I looked convincing enough before trying some shit at events 😂

59. Yes I’ve been lonely before. I’ve lost siblings and felt lonely, relationships ended and felt lonely, friendships drift apart and felt lonely. However, with the exception of losing my siblings as a young teen, if I did feel lonely, I didn’t often feel lonely for long, because I’ve become quite content with being alone in my own space.

62. I have felt an earthquake before. It was extremely lite tremors though.

63. I have touched a snake before. Once at a zoo on a field trip, and another time to get a snake away from my sister. I picked it up by the tail and threw it across the field.

66. I’ve had detention plenty of times. 😂 I wasn’t a problem child, I just had a problem with teachers abusing their authority. And I’ve been much more mature for my age pretty much all my life, so I would speak to teachers like adults. Though it wasn’t in a disrespectful way, they took skid speaking to them maturely as disrespect, and always wanted to “make am example out of me.

74. I’ve cried myself to sleep many nights when my sisters and grandfather passed. I almost became too good at it back then..

76. Yes, I’ve done a few of things I told myself I wouldn’t do. Even some recently. Some of those things I’m glad I did, and some I confirmed why I won’t do it again.

80. Yes, I’ve sang in the shower. Everyone has a some point lol if they say they haven’t, they’re lying. That’s one of the first places people test their vocals 😂

92. I have been told I’m hot by a complete stranger before. Plenty of times. It happens most at festivals lol

97. I have cheated on a test before and have helped others to cheat off my test. The only times I have cheated on tests was if the test was determining a passing or failing grade and I wasn’t confident in my ability to retain the material I studied.

That’s all folks. Thanks for coming to my Q&A 😂😂