#yes I stole that joke from Adri it's very good

[adozentothedawn]

Now officially playing Trespasser: Hylea's Challenge mode.

[football15-7fics]

Little Princess - Chapter 4

August 16, 2017

"Good morning sleepyhead!" A familiar voice addressed to Adrianna.  This one was still in a sleepy mist. It took her some time to compose herself before she recognized her friend Claire sitting next to her.

"Morning!" Adrianna yawned loudly.

"Feeling any better?" Claire asked her friend.

"Not really, I feel I'm gonna puke…"

"You really don't look good sweetie…"

"I know, I do look like Gollum…"

"Don't make a big thing of that, Gollum is somehow exaggerated!" Claire laughed.

"Anyway… I'm glad you came, since when did you arrive? And what time is it?" She asked as her hand grabbed her phone.

"I couldn't leave you on her own… So now, if you just tell me what's wrong?"

"I have no idea, I've been feeling so shitty over a couple of days, whenever I eat that makes me wanna puke and I do puke!"

"I called your doctor, he shall come in the afternoon?"

"You shouldn't have, I'm sure it's a virus, maybe the flu… I need rest and it'll be fine!"

"Yes perhaps it's simply a stomach flu or something close to but still, it might be something else, maybe you ate something that didn't do well on you!"

"No… It's a stomach flu, I'll do fine Claire, and thanks for coming over, I appreciate it!"

"Yes let's find out first what it is then we'll throw ourselves a party!" Claire tried to act in a cool manner as she was worried over her friend.

"Yes… sure, so any news? Are you going back to London?"

"Oh yes… Got to tell you something, I almost forgot, Jadon has been looking for you!" Claire burst into laughter.  "This kid got you good!" Claire couldn't control her laugh. "You want coffee? She asked as she walked to the kitchen.   Adrianna followed her friend with a pissed off face.

"It's not funny Claire!!!" Adrianna pouted a face.

"Yes I know, I shouldn't laugh, but this is too cute!"  Claire answered as she poured cocoa powder and a nespresso pod in the coffee machine.

"Cute, are you fucking serious? He's a child.!

"A child with big balls, by the way how big is his dick, any memory about that important detail?"

"Oh fuck you… shut off, I don't know and don't remind of anything, what a mistake, please just remind me to ask a potential one night stand guy age…." Adrianna sat on the stool, her arms on the white marbled table bar with an unsettled face expression.

"This Sanchi guy is so cute, and I bet he'll get even better with age, you two make a good pair despite the age gap!" Claire served herself a mug of coffee and one for Adrianna.

"I think you're insane girl…"

"No, I'm a realistic babe, Oh and I heard Dortmund signed him, what a great opportunity for him, you really have to check his videos on youtube, this boy is mad skilled."

"Yes I know they signed him so where's the point?" Adrianna jumped down Claire's throat as she sipped on her coffee.

"Only one sip of coffee, you getting your blood test done today…" Claire grabbed the mug from Adrianna's mouth.

"Are you fucking serious now?" Adrianna chewed out.

"Yes my love, very serious!"

"I need coffee NOW!!" Adrianna pouted with a childish face that Claire couldn't hold her laugh.

"OMG you look so cute with that face, wait a second, just have to snap a photo or video!" She grabbed her phone and took a photo of her bestie.

"I swear if you put this on your Instagram I kill you!!" Adrianna growled.

"Oh I will be sure so Sancho can see it!!" Claire poked at.

"Really, this is getting on my nerves, everybody is pushing me to check his football skills on youtube, and you my friend, making up things that will not happen!" Adrianna fumed with her eyes opened big.

"Awww sweetie, I'm just teasing you… but what I know is that he has been looking for you!"

"So what?"

"Maybe he's interested with you or something like that, he was drunk but not enough to have forgotten about you!"

"Oh damn, here you go again!!" Adrianna rolled her eyes with annoyance.

"And he'll probably play with the big guys of Dortmund soon, you'll have to get to see games… and when you'll see him playing or scoring a goal, you'll say to yourself he shoot me good once!!""

"Okay, gonna tell you something for a very last time and you better listen, we had sex… [he fucked you, you were way too drunk to be in charge or on top of him]•(Claire butt in) Just shut off now, for fuck sake!!!" And now angry Adrianna raged off.  This one knew how Claire worked, she was the teaser one in their group of friend.  She would make everyone pissed off with her overstate sense of humor. This witty girl was even though of her amused side a person that could be relied on at any time.   Adrianna's affection for Claire was pure and deep.

"Okay  I promise, I'm done with Sancho!!" Claire answered with a devilish grin at the corner of her lips.

"At first I felt so bad for having sex with him based on his age, then I realized it was a huge mistake and I let it vanished off my mind, he does make part of the past and I forgot him goodly, oh and concerning games at the stadium I'll won't restrain myself, I love football, Dortmund is my team and not even Sancho will make me feel uncomfortable, is that good for you?' Adrianna chewed out with a genuine seriousness.

"It's okay Adri, you know me, I'm the witty girl of our group… I'm obsessed with making sassy dirty jokes!!"

"Oh I know that!!"

"Ok, but seriously, from what Kylie said  he was looking for you on Instagram, you know she has contacts with bunches of footballers in London, maybe he got an instant crush on you, or I don't know what it is… and it's not the first nor the last time  that a man infatuated on you!" Claire shrugged her shoulders.

"I know, I know… but he's young, still a child, he'll get over that!" Adrianna vaguely replied as she stole her friend's mug to sip some coffee on it.

"A child yes but a child that fucked you so hard that you didn't walk for two days!"

"Oh gosh…" Adrianna exclaimed as she covered her mouth with her hand.  Again her stomach struck in the nastiest way.

"What?" Claire turned out worried instantly.

"I'm gonna puke so bad!" Adrianna rushed to the sink, throwing up until her ribs became painful.

"Awww sweetie, I'm sorry… Shit…. You know, get a shower and get some sleep up till the doctor arrives."

[crazyrandomfucker]

Adrien Augreste: Kitty

"Dude, you've gotta calm down" said Nino putting a hand on his shoulder.

"But what if something goes wrong Nino? I wouldn't know what to do!" said Adrien as he began once more to walk up and down in the hall.

"Man, you seriously need to chill" said Alen. "The same goes for you Mar".

"I've never been an uncle before! I don't know what to do! It's not my fault!" said Marin.

"Good grief, get a hold you two!" said Cleón. "Thank kwamis that the girls aren't here because you're being ridiculous, seriously ridiculous".

"Says the one who spent nine hours yesterday to research about babies" pointed Sebastián. "You can't precisely tell them that Honey".

"Oh but I agree with our so loved Honey bun" said Alen teasing the newly wed couple.

"Shut it Césaire, you still haven't told us what does the fox say" replied Cleón.

"Everybody, please, let's calm down a bit" said Nino trying calm the rest.

"But I can't be there for her! I'm her brother for Tekke's sake!" said Marin.

"And I'm her husband! You can't be there if I'm not!" replied Adrien.

"Does anyone remember that she specifically told us, the boys, to leave the room?" pointed Sebastián.

"But what if something happens to her? Or to the baby? Or worse!" panicked the former model.

"The girls are with her, don't worry about that" remembered him Nino.

"But why can the kwamis be there but not us? Some of them are also boys!" complained Marin as he realized that fact.

"They are also all powerful beings with some milenias of experience" pointed Alen.

"Bro, Mar-man, you two have to chill down a bit seriously" said Nino.

"Easy to say when it's not your wife who is about to give birth! What if she has already given birth?! I can't stand this uncertainity!" said Adrien freaking out.

"Calm down tiger, she is giving birth right now" said Plagg as he and the other male kwamis phased through the door.

"How is she? Is she doing well?" asked Adrien worried.

"Yes, I can feel that she and the baby are perfectly fine. Well, apart from the pain of giving birth, everything is good" informed Pellet.

"Why are you here now little dudes?" asked Nino.

"Marinette asked us to leave the room as well. She seemed worried that you would probably cause a ruckus" explained Wayzz.

"Wait, where's Tekke?" asked Marin.

"He's inside, Marinette asked him to stay. Probably because he's the kwami of creation. Maybe because ladybugs are supposed to represent good luck" said Plague as she phased through the door.

"Is that why you're here?" asked Cleón.

"Nah, I was done with the drama" said Plague nonchallantly.

"Then you probably won't like it here either. I didn't knew they were such drama queens" said Trixx laughing.

"We're not that bad" complained the boys.

"Ugh, foxy's right, I'm leaving" said Plague and phased again through the door.

The hall fell into silence. Adrien and Mari had already been married for a whole year now, and that baby was like a treasure for them. Despite how unusual was to be an only child, they weren't expecting twins like it was normal, but they were very happy and excieted to the new addition to the family. And let's face it, their friends and siblings were also excited for the baby. They already had like twenty babysitting offers and Adrienne was likely to stole their child in a regular basis. Eventhough, noone knew the gender of the baby as the couple had decided it to be a surprise for eveyone, including themselves. Though, the kwamis were awfully close to Mari's belly and they probably had phased at least once to see the baby.

With each minute that passed, the boys grew more nervous in the silent hall. The kwamis, used to expierence this kind of things, were smiling at the sight of their distressed holders, who were no longer the young teenagers they had first met, but they sometimes still acted like they were fifteen again, specially when they all were together like this. But they couldn't help it, after all, even the kwamis acted as if they hadn't changed after all those millenias when they were together.

Some minutes laters, the doctors finally came out of the room with a gentle smile on their faces, as if they had just seen something precious. They told the boys that they had to wait a bit more until the nurses finished cleaning and checking up the baby before they were told to enter, but the kwamis entered the room regardless, filled with curiosity. Minutes later, the nurses came, told the boys that they could enter and warned them not to stress the baby or Mari too much. Once the nurses were gone, the boys looked at each other nervously and entered the room.

"Hello" said Adrien awkwardly as he knocked on the door.

"Come in sunshine, you have to see this cute, adorable, precious little cinnamom roll" said Alya as she opened the door.

Inside the room, the girls were surrounding Mari and oogling and fawning over the baby Mari was holding in her arms. Marinette looked a bit tired, but aside from that, she looked as radiant and beautyful as always. The boys quietly approached to get a better view of the baby and Adrien sat in a chair next to Mari, smiling as he finally accepted the fact that he was now a parent. He leaned and kiss Marinette's forehead, gazing at her and their baby with a lovefull gaze.

"Hey there Buggaboo. Are you alright?" asked Adrien now calmer than before.

"Everything's okay mon minou. Do you want to know your kitty?" asked MRinette as she passed the baby to him.

Adrien held the baby carefully, as if it was made of glass. "Wow... This is..."

"Miraculous. Isn't it Chaton?" said Marinette with a smile.

"Yeah" said Adrien, not looking away from the baby.

"Congrats man, you're officially a father. Now you can make dad jokes for real" teased Alen.

"Please don't encourage him" begged Marin. "He's been doing them for years already" said the bugboy, making everybody laugh.

"Now I need to know. Is it a boy, or a girl?" asked Cleón.

"It's a boy" answered Nina. "The most precious boy I've evere seen".

"Have you thought a name for him already?" asked Nino.

"I could very much answer that one" said Alya with pride.

"Mari has had the name since Lyceé, but I also love the name" said Adrien. "Isn't it, our little Hugo?"

"You realize how much are we going to spoil him right?" said Alya.

"I wouldn't expect anything else Alya" said Mari laughing.

"I'm going to bake him so many treats" said Adrienne.

"I'll make sure she doesn't end up overfeeding him" assured Marin.

"Very well, I think it's time now" said Chloe, getting curious looks. "It's time to let them some privacy and rest. They surely have to talk, or at least, open all the baby's presents".

" I totally forgot about those" said Adrien.

"We'll leave for today then, but tomorrow we're so going to kidnap little Hugo" said Nina.

Everybody left the room and Adrie looked at Mari smiling. She gave him a smile and told him to give her the baby and open the presents for their kitten. Their friends have been very thoughtful when choosing the presents. Most of them were things like baby bottles, plushies for the baby, baby toys, stuff they would need, ... But Adrien burst into laughs when he saw Nino's and Alya's present. They had given them a full set of cat-themed baby clothes, including a onesie that had a hoodie with cat ears in it. He laughed, thinking that indeed, Hugo was their kitten, their so loved kitty.