#yes I know that's not a technical term

[justletmeon12]

"So, how are you enjoying OB/Gyn?"

"..."

"Hard to say?"

"No, I'm just trying to think of an answer that doesn't use the word 'slimy.'"

[chirpsythismorning]

Yeah a teaser dropping on ST day would be cool. But can we agree that a DNA board reveal would be infinitely better?

[gumm1defloor]

Vox can understand Velvette just fine. They don't necessarily need to get along all the time, but they have a mutually beneficial contract that guarantees her support in the most efficient way possible, just how they both like it, short and strict and to the point. Vox does not understand Valentino. It drives him unimaginably, disgustingly insane. He knows how to handle him, make no mistake. Valentino is a never-ending powerhouse that wrangles out content from his employees like there's no tomorrow. He's proven himself to be Vox's most lucrative investment yet. He is resourceful, well-connected and most importantly predictable enough to rein in. Because he listens to you, because he needs you.

He is also, undeniably, out of his goddamn mind. Yet you've already invested too much in the corporate empire you've built together and there is no point turning back now that you have him so close to your side. It's OK however! He couldn't possibly be stupid enough to throw away the best partnership deal he's ever had just for the sake of something petty cause -oh, wait - he genuinely might just be that stupid and you never would've guessed because he's so cocksure of his bullshit that 80% of the time it ends up working in his favor anyway.

Fuck his life indeed. The kicker for this of course is that Valentino, genuinely does believe he has struck gold with Vox. Valentino is a clingy, possessive, immature, perverted, sadistic, egotistical man-child with severe rage issues and zero impulse control. No he is not aware of this at all. No he does not know why nobody is able to tolerate him and why every single person he gets close to hates his guts with every inch of their burning rotting souls. All he knows is that hell has now given him a flat faced prince in shining liquid crystal armour, riding on a cash filled horse with promises of power and luxury, who's practically handing him success on a silver platter. Doesn't mean that Val trusts him, doesn't mean he doesn't enjoy seeing him lose his shit. But at the end of the day vox has his back, and as long as Val keeps calling for him, he'll eventually turn up and make everything better. Cause hey if Vox hasn't left him yet for this long he must be doing something right. Right?

[marciaillust]

mom come pick me up people related to my personal posts too much

[oh-katsuki]

the modern age is very scary to me because of the internet. employers go through your personal accounts and form some of their opinions based on your outside of work life on whether or not you're a viable candidate. they look through your personal profiles unrelated to work and use it to determine part of your viability based on that. that is very scary to me, not because i've done anything bad, but because i keep work and play very separate and i think they should remain separate.

[kutyozh]

I've shared this podcast before but every time I listen to it I get so delighted by linguists hyping each other up and getting excited talking about their area of interest I feel compelled to share it again skdjfhghj

[reflectionsofgalaxies]

the more photos of Sophie T I see the more I understand why she’s so beloved in the fandom. she’s just a whole fucking mood. like

first one she’s completely dead pan doing a perfect thumbs up

second one she’s doing an exaggerated stereotypical Italian hand gesture

and in the third one she’s just fully stanced up with her fucking coffee. what an icon.

[petrichal]

for a manga special about a what-if situation, this has no right being so damn sad

[flamestar126]

Would a kiss suffice?

[justablogger234]

something people get wrong

So this is going to be another unpopular opinion but as you all know I don't care it I offend anyone about it because it's my opinion and it shouldn't be offensive.

So something that's been kinda getting to me about the show is the misconception of the main character and how season 5 will be wills season or that he should be the one to kill vecna by some weird magic way of acquiring powers.

The phrase "it started with so it will end with will" is something that is seriously annoying to me. As you all may or may not know, El is my favorite character and I'm not mostly saying this because of bias or preference but from a narrative perspective. But you guys do know that just because the very first episode of the show starts with will getting abducted it doesn't exactly mean he's the main character or that it actually started with him. Because technically it started with el opening the gate and now not even then, it started way back with Henry and the mindflayer.

An argument could also be said that it started with Brenner, but everything that lead to vecna coming into this world and will getting kidnapped was because el defeated him in 1979. I strongly feel that people forget that or are just unaware of that.

If it wasn't for El sending him to dimension x, technically the demogorgon would have never randomly abducted will. No I don't think it wasn't random. No I don't think vecna has some special plan for will or that he's getting some powers that's just ridiculous and cringy.

Again we have to remember that if it wasn't for El, henry would have destroyed the world by now and everyone in hawkins would most likely be dead including your favorite will.

So this is Canon. This whole thing actually started with Brenner, Henry and el. Will was just an unlucky unfortunate victim at the wrong place and at the wrong time. Luckily he was fortunate enough to have caring friends and family and a strong little girl who cared enough to save his life and even sacrifice hers (to which he still hadn't thanked her yet by the way). Yes the show did technically start with his disappearance but in the show in terms of timeline it really didn't. There were certain events that weren't yet shown in season 1 that led to his disappearance that later get revealed in the show.

But boy is next year about to be annoying with all the will stans and the bylers. I swear, all the will fans are bylers and it's annoying. It's also annoying that these fools try to make him the main character when he's not, we already know who is and it's not him but he's still gonna be instrumental in season 5 with his knowledge of vecna and the upside down but that's it.

[wcprideicons]

Calicocatic icons | self-indulgent

From left to right, top to bottom:

1. Redtail

2. Spottedleaf

3. Cherrytail

4. Sorreltail

5. Poppyfrost

6. Blossomfall

7. Sol

8. Shellfur

9. Mapleshade

[puck1919]

"What is food if never on is fed, when with strange disposals, even death lies dead?"

Mr. Mulligan, I know you considered Call of Cthulhu for "Mice & Murder"-- Lovecraft season when???

[mousetrappa]

Can I just say I love LOVE how the fight scenes in puss in boots the last wish are animated. The cut in frames makes it look slightly like stop motion and I love it so much.

[i-am-basil-boi]

Man, I’m glad that I’m at least theoretically allowed to tell people when they’re being bigoted in small, seemingly inconspicious ways that build to reveal a deeper, more harmful misunderstanding about the problems I run into as a person going throughout my daily life that they have the luxury of ignoring because they’re straight, white, cisgendered, neurotypical, and/or able-bodied, but why does it always have to be me examining your biases for you

[seaquestions]

not a man or a woman but a secret third thing (girlguy)

[lhuigna]

Being a GNC woman sucks sometimes. Most times.