#yep thats was my childhood awakening

[yu-melon]

Rawr~

[zontiky]

Okay but au where they're not all related and five is a mysterious orphan Diego keeps running into at odd hours of the night and then him just being like "fuck it he's like 13 he can't be out alone at night" and then just takes him home like a godamn stray and five is THRIVING under the positive attention he never had I beg of you please feed my soul. Also sorry if this doesn't make sense I've had 2 hours of sleep and like 8 coffees today

i think i’ve read a fic similar to this but FUCK YEAH let’s do this (sorry im so late btw i havent been feeling bullet points lately fksjdfks) ALSO HEY OP PLEASE DON’T DIE I HOPE YOU’RE OK??? 

so diego is still a cop and he’s patrolling or doing whatever it is that cops do, and then he sees a kid sitting in an alley

obviously he pulls over like “hey kid you okay?” and the kid is like “shut up go away bootlicker” and diego is instantly “okay then come on im taking you to get food”

the kid doesn’t want to go but at the same time diego can tell he knows that there’s really no better options. this child looks hungry

so the kid and diego go to griddy’s and the kid says his name is five when asked

“that’s not a name”

“is too”

diego+fam have a long history of trauma and reginald called them by number which was their birth order or something? idk OH SHIT WAIT YOU SAID NOT ALL RELATED OK OK COOL SO

luther is a mechanic who diego knows because he’s the dude who’s often the one repairing his car, they’re on pretty good terms and go out for coffee sometimes because luther hates alcohol and diego’s body is a temple so he doesn’t drink

diego is diego he’s a cop but he’s highkey broke and i really don’t know how much cops get paid? hm

ok google says from 34.6k - 89.4k a year and numbers mean nothing to me so lets say he’s just a gremlin who lives in a boiler room because it’s efficient

OR he’s still dating eudora and lives with her

you know what that’s probably the better option i’m gonna go with that. they don’t have as much childhood trauma even though none of the “siblings” come from exactly good homes? but none of them were raised by reggie mcfuckface so it’s less like,,, bad even though they’re all fucked up

WAIT DO THEY HAVE THEIR POWERS

HELL YEAH THEY HAVE THEIR POWERS

ok ok so luther is a mechanic who uses his super strength and endurance to just fucking carry cars around his garage and i know NOTHING about mechanics as a profession but but but luther is good at what he does

diego is a cop who lives with eudora and throws knives like a boss. he also throws tennis balls really hard because stabbing people on duty isn’t advised

you know what? i’m gonna say allison ISNT a movie star, shes a smaller actress with minor roles here and there because she’s a mom and spends time with claire. she doesn’t use her rumor as much because honestly she doesn’t see a reason to? like sometimes she’ll go “i heard a rumor you gave me a free shot of coffee” and like,,, that’s it shfskd

her and patrick are still divorced but that’s because they did it the healthy way. they knew they were drifting apart but instead of rumoring him they broke it off mutually and they still meet up for coffee. they’re friends ok. claire loves her parents

klaus! klaus has problems but because im a soft bitch dave is here in 2019. he’s… also a mechanic…. they all know eachother but dave knows luther and diego pretty well. luther via work and diego via luther

yes klaus! so klaus has a history of drugs and addiction, because while he wasn’t shoved into a mausoleum ghosts screaming at you all the fucking time doesn’t help with staying sober

but because he has a support network he can fall back on he’s doing well, he’s a barista in a coffee shop that allison and patrick & diego and luther frequent

shoutout to klaus

five is an orphan he’s 13 and small and kind of a genius? fuck what if as a kid five accidentally time-traveled to 2019 and thaT’S HOW HE BECAME AN ORPHAN 

galaxy brain

so five is this kid in the wrong time living on the streets not knowing how things work

i mean he does obviously because he catches on quick and he’s smart but really he doesn’t know how some shit works ok. he’s clueless when it comes to technology and pop culture and shit

ben!! ben is alive!! he’s a part time writer and a full time librarian!! he knows klaus because during his homeless days klaus stuck around the library because free bathrooms and also reading to take his mind off the ghosts. they become really close and ben gets klaus to move in with him and then he’s trying to get sober and then ben’s car crashes and that’s how they meet luther and dave OHHHH

additionally: klaus illustrates some of ben’s books because he knows how to draw yay

vanya! she’s first chair in the orchestra and she’s dating helen cho because i say so

so vanya kicks ass at violin, she’s being gay teaching lessons all that good shit what more is there to say

harold isn’t here because there was never an umbrella academy

hmmm back to the,,, actual plot,,, im sorry sksfhdjsk

SO DIEGO FINDS FIVE RIGHT

AND HE’S LIKE “oh no this child is awakening my paternal instincts oh no i have to take him home with me now”

eudora opening the door to see her husband boyfriend with an angry looking teenager at his side: dear god what did you do this time

eudora instantly bonds with five and i mean INSTANTLY like she lays eyes on him and goes “child?? small?? looks lonely?? must protect” and five looks at her like “badass looking lady she probably knows what shes doing might as well ask for info and stuff” but hes actually thinking “oh dang she looks like she knows what she’s doing RESPECT” and yeah ksdjhsdkf

then five expects them to be mean or just get tired of him and kick him out but?? they dont??? wack

diego is instantly like “kid where do you live”

‘um’

“you live somewhere right???”

‘UM’

they find out he’s legally dead and thats another can of worms entirely

so they register and foster five

diego and eudora are registered foster parents you cannot change my mind alright

then five is introduced to luther and dave, and also ben and klaus because theyre hanging around the shop bc it’s their off day

so five instantly has 4 more people giving him instant love and validation and he’s like “woah”

THEN ALLISON AND PATRICK

claire too,, claire immediately adopts five as her older brother

this entire time five is like “i can’t stay im gonna leave soon you all know this right” and eveybody is “yep ok sure” but they all know hes gonna stay

hhHHHH GAME NIGHTS

five beats everybody at scrabble

diego beats everybody at darts, even though everybody calls him out for cheating

vanya beats everybody at musical chairs. she levitates the chairs so nobody can sit down

luther beats everybody at outdoor games. do not play tag with this man you might not make it out alive

allison is the QUEEN of blurt! 

ben is so good at charades it’s unfair

klaus honestly sucks at board games, but he always wins uno and nobody knows how (its the ghosts skfhsdkf)

five is so confused because its obvious all of them are cheating but??? nobody cares?? what

“it’s because it’s fun nobody is actually upset”

whaaaaaaat

so they have to explain to him that they dont play to win they play to have fun and its just a fun thing they do to spend time together and bond

five: mind blown

THEY TAKE HIM TO AN AQUARIUM

BEN JUST CHILLS WITH THE OCTOPI THE ENTIRE TIME

FIVE BONDS WITH CRABS

THEY ALL LOVE SEALS

five gets exposed to modern culture!! klaus and ben teach him memes is what i’m saying 

five goes to school!!! he makes friends!!!! they have nice sleepovers and diego and eudora make them cookies :’)

i want to say. okay so.

reginald exists and he had made grace eariler as preparation for the children he was going to adopt, but he died before he could buy any babies

so grace exists! and!! she knows the “siblings”!!!

so five has a grandma because im not going to lie grace is basically all of their’s mom

she lives in the mansion but she can go outside and DO THINGS and she makes them COOKIES and she LOVES HER KIDS and GRANDKIDS and five ADORES her ok

basically five is happy with his pseudo family that’s it thank you for your time

wait no actually he figures out how to time travel safely and he does go back and forth

sometimes he pops in and he’s like “hey we ran out of milk” and then a second later he’s like “for the love of god wait until tomorrow to get milk dont ask why you dont wanna know” and its obvious that he came back from the future and HHHHHH YES

the commission can’t do shit because found family love is simply too strong

hazel and agnes are the nice couple who run griddys and birdwatch

five is fond of them too honestly like he just loves going to griddys because it has so many happy memories for him and its where he met diego (sorta) and also yay hazel and agnes!!

SO YEAH BASICALLY: FIVE IS HAPPY AND THIS AU IS GOD TIER THANK YOU

THIS IS A GOOD ONE I LIKE THIS AU THANK YOU

[the-fiction-witch]

Crushes Tag!

Tag game of your celeb Crushes, rules are:

 it had to be a crush/ obsession

they have to be real

3 current

5 past crushes

and why

Amber’s Current crushes:

Awww really? the current ones? well in acceding order! 

Isaac Hempstead Wright

Thomas Brodie Sangster 

(Hes a you tuber so you may not know him) Pyrocynical  

and why...well 

1. I assume obviously from GOT, he has been my Fave for like four seasons now well my fave boy anyway, but I think my crush on him kinda peaked when I found out we are literally like...the same age that really spooked me. but i think he’s so cute especially when you see him with his glasses on! awwww!

2. Well TBS has been around for a very long time in the crush realm, pretty much since nanny mcphee I have had a thing for thomas, well nanny Mcphee and Doctor who too. Still family of blood is my fave episode, but TBS is starting to drop down the list but it is impressive how long he has been a crush of mine, but yeah he I going down slowly, he hasn’t been number 1 in like years now.

3. I find him really funny, and I think he’s kinda cute too. I have no other excuse.

they are the top three but I will inform you the top ten shuffles places like daily... 

Past ones? really? well this is really going to put me in a funny place isnt it...well lets dive into my past I literally had to look up old pictures of me in my old room to find who I used to have crushes on.

Aaron Taylor-Johnson

Martin Freeman 

Daivd Tennent 

Charile Simpson

Marilyn Monroe 

and why? Ohh well here we go!

1. It has been established if you guys know me or well have read tags and stuff that I got awoken by a little movie called Nowhere boy and yeah him and Tbs kinda shared my heart for a while

2. I LOVED! The hobbit! I really really did I still do I love LOTR but as the hobbit was the first of the movies I saw in cinema I fell in love with him.

3. I had a Doctor who phase, as every British kid does and tennent was my doctor growing up, I had alot of pictures of him on my walls when I was a kid, On my bright yellow walls with animal wallpaper just pages ripped out of Doctor who magazine 

4. Again a deep look into my childhood I liked busted and he was my fave so... yep, and yes I did cry when they broke up! and was very happy when they got back together years later

5. yes! before you ask! yes she was my Bisexual awakening, I had alot of old style retro art of motorbikes and Miss Monroe, I’m honestly surprised it took me so long to work out I was into girls too, looking back I had walls covered with Miss Monroe and Betty boop, are we surprised I was Bi?!

Right! now I have embarrassed myself, Tommy darling it’s your turn!

Thank you Honeybug, I shall now embarrassed myself 

Tommy’s current crushes:

alright here we go

saoire ronan

sharon rooney

nathalie emmanuel 

why? well uhhh its complex

1. I really like her pretty much since city of ember, I think shes an amazing actress

2. so so so funny in MMFD I love how well she plays in MMFD, I just again really like her

3. Okay! both from TMR series and from GOT, I love her in GOT she is properly both me and amber’s fave character, that is still alive (as of us writing this literally the day before the battle of winterfell airs in the Uk) if she dies I will cry! 

and ones of the past? really? well okay!

helena bonnon carter

cat blancet

billie pipper

emma blackery

carrie fisher

I will admit some of these are still kinda current, but I don’t kill off my crushes when I am not to bothered about them anymore naming no names Honeybug.

when do i do that!

when don’t you! you axe them as soon as your interest drops I remember you when you got sick of doctor who, you literaly like ripped your posters off the wall. need I remind you little honeybug, when your interest in tbs began to drop, that huge fabric poster you had of him on your wall got taken down.

i did that for you! because we where moving in together and you don’t like how he watches you!

good point, its one of those posters that like follows you around the room, and I didn’t like it being across from our bed when we where cuddling or having sex, its off putting to be having sex and just have tbs death glareing you from across the room!

but anyway,

1. I really liked her when i was younger I loved how burton always made her into this Gothic princess, I loved it. it was around my time of being I wouldn’t say in the middle of a emo phase but a Gothic phase sure.

2. like amber i love LOTR, and I ust thought she was really pretty and really kinda mysterious

3. again doctor who! I had a thing for her for so so so long, to the extent amber was actually subscribed to the doctorwho magazine she got it in the post all the time, and any posters or pages with rose on I uhh...took. I didn’t put them on my way they went uhh.... under my bed. I was a young horny boy leave me alone!

4. I liked her a few years ago not so much now, but I did really use to. 

5. star wars. need I say more I was a little nerdy boy starwars was my life, carrie fisher was my angel for a very very long time replaced by billie pipper a couple years down the line, but i did I really liked her for a very long time, I think she was kinda my first celeb crush. and its funny because like 90% of these celebs I had crushes on either look kinda like amber does or act kinda like she does, just merge all these ladies together you pretty much have amber, would that work with yours honey?

uhhhhh.... no tommy. I honestly think shove TBS and Isaac hempstead wright together we pretty much have you with maybe a little bit of David tennet .

awwww! thats like the nicest thing you’ve said about me!

don’t get used to it tommy.

[handgunz]

this really long questions meme thing that you can read if you want to get to know me but if not you can continue to go watch rick & morty or whatever shit you’re consuming this fine wednesday night

so many ppl tagged me for this like @shimmy-sham-with-the-fam​ and @www98vikitoo​ off the top of my head but i legit cant remember the rest and i dont wanna change tabs

for any questions i dont wanna answer ill just put “AWAKEN MY BROOD, TODAY YOU WILL RISE, I'VE GIVEN YOU LIFE MY LUSUS NATURAE OPEN YOUR EYES” bc thats the answer to the “last song you listened to/what are you listening to rn” lmfaooo and yall should listen to that creepy ass RWBY soundtrack bc i listened to it to the point where it stopped being really disturbing and actually kinda catchy

THE LAST:

1. Drink: water

2. Phone call: @proofofhumanity​ it was probably yesterday or today, i dont really remember bc we call like almost every single day. aka im usually the only one talking while she types stuff in response. 

3. Text: it was @ DC like 2 seconds ago

4. Song you listened to: AWAKEN MY BROOD, TODAY YOU WILL RISE, I'VE GIVEN YOU LIFE MY LUSUS NATURAE OPEN YOUR EYES (this is actually the song tho)

5. Time you cried: i dont remember, probably a long time ago

HAVE YOU:

6. Dated someone twice: lmfao worst relationship of my life

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: not really actually

8. Been cheated on: yep

9. Lost someone special: lmfao

10. Been depressed: im too cool for that

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: not that stupid

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS:

12-14: silver, black, red

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU:

15. Made new friends: i make new friends like every week lmao

16. Fallen out of love: yea

17. Laughed until you cried: wyd??? i do this literally every day. i laugh so fucking much every single hour at the dumbest shit, probably 30% of my life is spent laughing at someone or something. 

18. Found out someone was talking about you: uwu ya

19. Met somebody who changed you: im the only person who can change myself gtfo 

20. Found out who your friends are: AWAKEN MY BROOD, TODAY YOU WILL RISE, I'VE GIVEN YOU LIFE MY LUSUS NATURAE OPEN YOUR EYES

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: AWAKEN MY BROOD, TODAY YOU WILL RISE, I'VE GIVEN YOU LIFE MY LUSUS NATURAE OPEN YOUR EYES

GENERAL:

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: AWAKEN MY BROOD, TODAY YOU WILL RISE, I'VE GIVEN YOU LIFE MY LUSUS NATURAE OPEN YOUR EYES

23. Do you have any pets: yea, 2 doggies

24. Do you want to change your name: sorta??

25: What did you do for your last birthday: whatever my mom wanted to do for the occasion, i dont really remember bc i didnt care

26. What time did you wake up: 6am every day

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: watching rwby chibi, talking to abby, lost, and lotti on discord, was rlly warm under some blankets

28. Name something you cant wait for: im rlly excited about mercury being in volume 5!! i cant wait til he comes on because he’s one of my fave characters ever <33333333333

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: 2-3 hours ago?

30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life: n/a

31: What are you listening to right now: AWAKEN MY BROOD, TODAY YOU WILL RISE, I'VE GIVEN YOU LIFE MY LUSUS NATURAE OPEN YOUR EYES

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: i doubt it?

33. Some thing that is getting on your nerves: nothing that i can think of at the top of my mind

34: Most visited website: tumblr or discord

35. mole/s: wtf

36: mark/s: i have a birthmark that kinda looks like a heart on my hand

37: Childhood dream: n/a

38: Hair color: dark brown

39: long or short hair: it’s long ig, it goes down to a little bit above the halfway point in my back

40: Do u have a crush on anyone: i dont have time for that kind of thing

41: What do you like about yourself?: everything lmao i dont have low self esteem, at least i dont think so

42. Piercings: my ears are pierced but i dont wear earrings 

43. Blood type: A+ or A-, i dont really remember

44. Nickname: AWAKEN MY BROOD, TODAY YOU WILL RISE, I'VE GIVEN YOU LIFE MY LUSUS NATURAE OPEN YOUR EYES

45. Relationship status: single and not available for flirting 

46. Zodiac: aries sun, scorpio moon, aries rising (yeah im the devil)

47. Pronouns: he/him or she/her 

48: Favorite tv shows: rwby, hxh, and nge

50. Right or left hand: both

51. Surgery: no thanks

52. Hair dyed in a different color: i dont do that lmao

53: Sport: too busy with grades for that

55. Vacation: las vegas is my favorite city so i would really like to go there again. french buffets are cool.

56: Pair of trainers: wyd??

MORE GENERAL:

57. Eating: popcorn

58. Drinking: citrus tea

59. I’m about to: sleep hopefully

61: Waiting for: rwby vol 5 ep 5 comin out this weekend 

62: Want: to write better and better til im the best. i dont really know what this question is asking. but that’s one of my various goals. 

63. Get married: i believe in prenuptial agreements but if that’s out of the way then sure

64. Career: gonna be a nurse or a physician’s assistant (while writing as a hobby)

WHICH IS BETTER:

65. Hugs or kisses: hugs definitely 

66. Lips or eyes: literally do not remember the last time i cared about lips, so probably eyes

67. Shorter or taller: doooon’t really care

68. Older or younger: preferably the same age honestly ?

70. nice arms or nice stomach: whoooo caaaaaaaares

71: sensitive or loud: anyways i want to die

72. Hook up or relationship: meeeeeeercuryyyyyyyyy blaaaack

73. troublemaker or hesitant: lusus naturae, bitch

HAVE YOU EVER:

74: Kissed a stranger: ugh

75. Lost glasses / contact lens: nope

76. Turned someone down: yea

78. Sex on the first date: no

79. Had your heart broken: yea

80. Broken someone’s heart: yeaaaaaaaaa

81. Been arrested: why are you interrogating me

82. Cried when someone died: AWAKEN MY BROOD, TODAY YOU WILL RISE, I'VE GIVEN YOU LIFE MY LUSUS NATURAE OPEN YOUR EYES

83. fallen for a friend: AWAKEN MY BROOD, TODAY YOU WILL RISE, I'VE GIVEN YOU LIFE MY LUSUS NATURAE OPEN YOUR EYES

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. yourself: more than anything else in the world. i’d rather believe in myself than anyone i’ve ever met in my entire life. 

85. Miracles: nope

86. Love at first sight: noooope

87. Santa Claus: AWAKEN MY BROOD, TODAY YOU WILL RISE, I'VE GIVEN YOU LIFE MY LUSUS NATURAE OPEN YOUR EYES

OTHER:

90. current best friend name: lost

91. Eye color: brown because im a bitch of color

92. favorite movie: aaaaaaaaaa maybe kill bill? heathers? mean girls? no idea

this took like ten thousand years so maybe @driftingglass​ @decembercamiecherries​ @proofofhumanity​ @smooth-and-skeletal​ @abnirests​ @inspookswetrust​ whoever tf else wants to do this who’s actually read this far just idk say i tagged you or something

[wambsgansroy]

1-97 ;^)

i hate that i did this

1. What’s your middle name?

porterfield it’s my moms last name

2. What are you listening to right now?

“the thrill of first love” from falsettos lmao

3. What was the last thing you ate?

a banana

4. Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?

my mom

5. Do you drink?

not a lot

6. Do you smoke?

nope

7. What is the first thing you noticed in someone?

if they’re friendly

8. What is your hair color?

brown

9. What is your eye color?

blue

10. Do you wear contacts/glasses?

nope

11. Dogs or cats?

both i legitimately can’t choose

12. What’s your favorite animal?

whales !

13. What’s your favorite television show?

breaking bad 

14. What’s your favorite movie?

titanic or love actually

15. What’s your favorite band/singer?

1d :/ also ed sheeran, hayley, fob

16. How old are you?

16

17. Do you have a crush on anyone?

ye i’m dating them :’)

18. What’s your sexual orientation?

lesbiannnn

19. What’s your favorite color?

pink

20. What was your most embarrassing moment?

uh last week i tried to order coffee and the guy said “how’s your day” and i heard “what are you studying” and i was like im still in high school skjfhdjkghdfgf thats my most recent one

21. Do you ever wish you were someone else?

do i ever not

22. What were you like when you were a kid?

probably rlly annoying and full of myself

23. What would your dream house be like?

a big apartment in the penthouse of a building in columbus circle with a big window overlooking central park

24. What last made you laugh?

my sister making fun of katy perry 10 minutes ago

25. What is your favorite word?

idk lmao

26. What is your least favorite word?

qu**r

27. What turns you on?

neck kissing, s*xting, :’)

28. What turns you off?

weird shit like foot fetishes

29. What is your star sign?

pisces

30. What are your favorite books?

tana french’s books, harry potter, milk and honey

31. Do you have any siblings?

2 lil sisters !

32. Do you like to dance?

nah

33. What is your definition of cheating?

going behind your s/os back and breaking the trust they have with you

34. Have you ever cheated on someone?

nope

35. Do you regret anything?

yep

36. Do you have any phobias?

rats

37. Ever broken any bones?

nah

38. Ever come close to death?

not rlly

39. What is your religion, if any?

atheist

40. Have you ever been to a psychiatrist/therapist?

yep both lmao

41. Are looks important in a relationship?

?? idk it depends on who you are lmao

42. Are you more like your mom or your dad?

my dad definitely lmao

43. What is your favorite season?

spring !

44. Do you have any tattoos?

not yet :/

45. Do you have any piercings?

nose, ears

46. How many boyfriends/girlfriends have you had?

one official gf

47. Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?

quinn fabray was my lesbian awakening

48. Who is your celebrity crush?

hayley kiyoko and ben platt

49. Are you a virgin?

nope

50. Do you get jealous easily?

yes lmao

51. What is your favorite type of food?

mexican food !

52. Do you ever want to get married?

heck yea

53. Who was your first kiss with?

alexis my gf

54. Have you ever been cheated on?

nope

55. What is your idea of the perfect date?

um honestly my absolute favorite types of dates are when we just go out and we don’t have like a set plan we just kinda find our way i think if you love the person it doesn’t matter what you’re doing bc it’s fun to j be with them

56. Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

it depends

57. Do you believe in aliens or life on other planets?

yea also i just saw alien covenant and i’m fucked up lmao

58. What talent do you wish you’d been born with?

one of those ppl who can sing effortlessly

59. What is your saddest memory?

my grandma dying

60. Do you believe in love at first sight?

not exactly but i believe in attraction for sure

61. Do you believe in soul mates?

yeahhhhh

62. Have you ever dyed your hair?

no lol

63. Has someone ever spread a nasty rumor about you?

dbshjkagfdbkgf yes

64. Would you go against your moral code for money?

it depends on how much and what moral codes

65. What are three things most people don’t know about you?

i have anxiety and take zoloft, i rlly love theater and would like to potentially have a career in it, i lost my virginity in the back of a car :”))

66. Who are you jealous of?

rich people and people who are out of high school

67. Do you sleep with a stuffed toy?

yes a giant pug named pugsley and alexis’s stuffed bunny

68. How long was your longest relationship?

almost 10 months n counting !

69. Is the glass half empty or half full?

half empty and draining

70. What is the sexiest thing someone could ever do for/to you?

literally everything alexis does is so hot kjsahfkjdsgfd

71. Who is your most loyal friend?

idk i have a lot of good friends

72. Are you in a relationship?

yea

73. If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend, what is your favorite thing about him/her?

she always makes me smile no matter what and i feel so safe and comfortable wiht her

74. Are you a bad person?

probably

75. Are you a lover or a fighter?

lover !

76. What did you do on your last birthday?

went to dinner with my family ha

77. What is your favorite quote and why?

umm i dont really have one

78. If your best friend died, what would you do?

honestly that might destroy me

79. If you had to go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

this dumbass thing i did the summer before high school

80. If you only had 24 hours to live, what would you do?

go visit my gf and cuddle and h*ve s*x with her

81. What is the strangest dream you’ve ever had?

recently i had a dream where i had to be in deh and i kept stopping the show bc i didn’t know the lines and it was bizarre

82. Are you happier single or in a relationship?

in my current relationship

83. Who were you in a past life?

i dont believe in that fam

84. What is your happiest childhood memory?

85. Have you ever experienced unrequited love?

unrequited infatuation for sure

86. Have you ever had an imaginary friend?

no

87. If you were the president, what would you do?

undo all this dumb shit trump did, affordable health care and college tuition, lax border laws

88. What is your ideal career?

actress but highly unrealistic ik

89. What is your political affiliation?

dem

90. Are you conservative or liberal?

liberal

91. Is the male or female body closest to perfection?

i’m into female bodies but i don’t wanna make ppl feel bad about their bodies so neither

92. Do you like kissing in public?

yea man

93. If you could change one thing in the world, what would you change?

stop global warming

94. Where would you like to live?

back in ny

95. Where would you go on your dream vacation?

paris even tho i’ve been

96. Describe yourself in one word.

indecisive

97. Describe yourself in one sentence.

she’s gay and annoying

[the-fiction-witch]

Dressing up for you

REAL LIFE: LARGER PLOT LINE  COUPLE: TBS X READER RATING: SMUTTY SUGGESTION

Y/N POV:

I laid in bed snuggling into thomas’ chest “Honey?” he asks

“Ummmm?” I ask

“You know...well a while ago now you....Dressed up for me, You know...When I fucked you like a Thunderbird” He smirks

“Yeah” I shrug

“could we...do that again?” he smirks

“As what?” I ask

“maybe....lady Penelogy again?” he smirks

“no tommy, I like you as a Thunderbird, but I dont like being her” I sigh

“fine...what about...maybe...” He smirks

“Dont even think about it” I tell him 

“Fine, maybe we could go shopping see if we would find something sexy for you” he smirked

“Tomorrow thomas I’m tried” I complain

“Okay tomorrow” He laughs and I happily fell asleep...

“I feel stupid” I complain

“I’m sure you look beautiful darling” he laughs

“This is not for me thomas” I sigh pulling back the curtain 

“I think you look nice” she shrugs

“Thomas I almost have my tits out you love it” I sigh as I stood in the anne summers changing room with thomas sat outside stood dressed in what was named on the rack as a sexy lady bug “this is stupid” I sigh

“You know it might he;lp if you where slightly more into this” He sighs

“how, what context would we use this...Ohh I’m a little ladybug...I can uhhhh I dont know” I sigh

“Yeah, try a different one hun” He shurgs so I go back changing into another one we had found in the store so I quickly let him see me again “Fuck! nope” He sighs

“Why not?” I laugh kinda liking this one “Ohh Mr sangster Im sorry I forgot my homework” I smirk as I lean on the wall dressed as a sexy school girl trying to act all cute and innocent

“this is a depiction of a sexy 12 year old y/n it’s doing nothing” He sighs

“Fine...this is why I dont wanna do things like this for you” I complain going back and changing again 

“what’s next?” He asks

“This” I smirk pulling back the curtain letting him see me again dressed as a sexy cop “hey tommy, I’ve got some intell youve been a very bad boy” I smirk going and sitting on his lap

“Okay were getting better this is defiantly doing something” he smirks

“Yeah but the top is like miles too big but I hardly fit my arse in it” I sigh

“alright, try something else then” he smirks giving me a kiss but we turned it into a snog 

“Sir you fuck her in that we will have to ask you both to leave” A worker tells us

“go on then, try something else” He smirks at me so I return to the little room 

“Okay I hate this one, but I have a feeling your gonna love it” I sigh leaving again standing very angry and he just laughed at me 

“Yeah you do not suit sexy maid, that just no you look ridiculous” He laughs so I go back getting into another I kinda liked and going out to him but he was checking his phone so I just smirk intentionally standing making myself look very sexy as he looked up at me

“so tommy, got any issues you need me to kiss better” I smirk

“Okay I’m into sexy nurse Y/n, very very much into sexy nurse” he smirks “this is the best so far”

“I kinda agree I like sexy nurse, but how would we use this?” I ask

“Uhhh revisit our childhood game of doctor’s a nurses with a new smutty twist” he shrugs so I laugh going back again “Put that In the maybe Pile honey”

“Already done tommy” I smirk back as I change again “sexy...girl scout, let me repeat this thomas sexy girl scout” I complain as I come out

“This is why the world is fucked up isnt it.. who would want that?” he asks

“perverts” I sigh

“This is worse then the school girl, school girl was a sexy 12 year old this is a sexy 7 year old, much worse” he sighs

“Yeah i know, this kinda makes me mad, I was riding a sexy high from nurse and cop but this is just disturbing” I sigh

“Yeah...sexy nurse made me hard as fuck this just kinda makes my dick wanna revert inside me” he sighs so I go back changing again

“Okay lets get this one over with I know you’ve been looking forward to this one” I complain as I come out again “Playboy bunny, here ya go thomas Playboy bunny the thing you've wanted to see me as since your sexual awakening” I sigh

“Hu....it looked better when I just cut a playboy model out the magazine and put your head on her” he sighs

“HEY!” I complain throwing a box at him

“What I was 14, all i had was either my very over active imagination, one picture of us at the pool and my dads old playboys of course it was gonna happen” he explains

“I hate this more then I hated even the maid this sucks” I sigh going back and changing again “Okay sexy secretary” I sigh “this doing anything for you?”  I ask

“Meh” he shurgs “It’s sexy but...why? why would I bang a secretary? why would I even have one?” he asks

“Uhhh....I’m your new agent, who really wants you to do porn?” I suggest

“Nope sorry honey” He shrugs

“fine” I sigh going and changing again

“Are you okay Y/n you've been in there a while?” he asks

“Yeah this is difficult” I tell him a little out of breath before at last finishing “Dominatrix” I smirk leaning on the wall 

“I like it” he smirks

“You would” I sigh 

“dont you like it?” He smirks coming over and wrapping his arms around me “dont you like the idea of dressing in latex and playing around with me?” he smirks

“Yeah but I still have underwear on and its like very tight and pinchy, I do not wanna have this latex suit anywhere near my vagina” I tell him 

“Fair enough” he sighs as I go back and try another

“Sexy cat woman” I laugh 

“This is just dominatrix but fluffy and with a tale instead of a whip” He sighs

“I thought that” I laugh

“this is a rip off” He sighs

“Indeed” I laugh going and changing again”This is a bra and panties made out of love heart candies, I hate it very very much this is a one way ticket to a yeast infection” I sigh

“SO I would have to eat to reveal your sexy parts, its like combining three things I love, you, boobs and food” He smirks

“Not happening thomas If you wanna eat during sex just buy a can off squirty cream and we can go from there” I smirk “sexy cave woman” I laugh 

“Why?” He laughs

“I dont know, cave girl want cock i guess you could go with that somewhere...maybe” I shrug 

“nah...whats next?” He asks so I rush back and change again 

“Sexy cowgirl” I giggle

“Thats nice” He smirks “You gonna ride me baby” He smirks

“Maybe” i giggle  “Thomas Im sleepy cant you try something” I smirk

“what like dressing sexy for you?” He smirks

“yep, maybe something like Mr grey kinda thing” I smirk “Or maybe you could dress like newt again for me” I smirk

“Im not bloody doing that again y/n” he sighs so I change back to normal and he wasn't waiting for me so I sat in his chair waiting for him to get back from wherever he went checking my phone until I heard a cough so I look up and he stood there leaning on the wall “Sexy fire fighter apparently?” he sighs

“You look like a stripper” I laugh

“Yeah, I like the suspenders though I might become a suspenders kinda guy” He smirks 

“No you wont if you do I will burn them” I tell him “You do look kinda nice” I smirk

“It’s uncomfortable, I see what you mean with the fitting your arse in stuff your lucky I still have boxers on it is...not pretty back there, there is also a zipper on my dick and I dont like that” he complains before going back again so I just sat giggling taking secret pictures on my phone “Okay...police...apparently, other then the fact there blue how is this police? I’m just wearing blue boxers this aint sexy I can do this at home, and it wouldn't be costing us 40 pounds” he says 

“Yeah you want blue boxers thomas we’ll go to primark” I laugh “why is sexy girls like latex and netting and you know sexy stuff guys ts just get in some tight boxers that should be enough” he sighs

“You do look nice in tight boxers” I smirk as he changes again

“Oh my god...you know that love heart candie one you found” he asks

“Yeah?” i ask

“They do a guy version” he sighs revealing himself to me and I couldnt help but giggle as of course he kept his underwear on “Now, problem one, why do I want someone biting this close to my dick, two I have underwear on a actually naked man has serious exposour problems, you cant be sexy and comfy in this, three who wants to eat a food that had literally touched my dick, the dick is not a tasty thing, boobs are tastey to lick and suck, a pussy equally great for eating, dicks no no no this is gonna cause vomiting” he explains

“Maybe you just have a really bad tasting dick” I laugh

“I dont know you tell me your the one that sucks it” He laughs going back and changing again “ can also change outfits much faster you had like petticoats and props and stuff guys just have one layer of fabric over your dick thats all you gotta worry about” He laughs

“what’s next?” i giggle

“Wet look enhance boxers apperntly” He says before appearing again 

“FUCK!” I smirk

“Yeah when they say enhance they really mean enhance, it makes my dick look like four times bigger then it actually is, the problem is, it feels latexy” he sighs

“I thought you liked latex” I smirk

“On you yeah, you got stuff to show off, I do not, you got boobs and butt I just have dick and balls and knowone wants to see that covered in latex” He sighs

“I do, I like those” I smirk

“Really? you like me in latex? why does that not surprise me” he sighs

“You have a good booty thomas, latex makes it look good” I smirk

“fine, I will think about it” he laughs going back again before quickly returning in just a pair of boxers like he would have anyway

“what’s sexy about that?” I ask

“it has no butt” he says “I hate it” he sighs

“next” I giggle as he changed again and I could hear him giggling like crazy “what have you found thomas?” I ask 

“well I have found what I want” He smirks

“what is it?” I ask

“Sex jedi” He smirks standing very sexy

“you buy it and I will burn it, with you in it” I tell him

“fine” he sighs

after a while of both of us trying anything that might have been fun and ended up buying nothing so when we got home I went and laid in our bed wanting to go to sleep I dont know where thomas went probably to get some food until I heard a familiar voice “Hello darlin’”  I heard thomas smirk in a very sexy accent and I turned over and saw him stood with no shirt very very tight pants and suspenders with two gun belts and fake guns stood smirking at me

“Ohhhh” I smirk “Sexy whitey winn” I giggle

“Indeed, Miss Y/n sooo...what do ya wanna do?” he smirks

“Thomas, you look very very sexy as whitey” I giggle stripping naked on our bed “get over here” I giggle