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the latest art for haloween au was just so beautiful! <3 so they were married and keiji died and got reincarnated by kuroo, but as a side effect of this process he kinda lost memories of his past life (or parts of it)? ugh, i crave more information about all your aus, this one and single dad osamu in particular! (btw, this cake meme was great XD)
thank you so much!!!💙 yes, akaashi did lose his memories from his past life when he was reanimated. here's a little more info for you about halloween au,
after kuroo's father died and his sister left, he became obsessed with finding a cure for whatever illness akaashi has. he took akaashi back to his estate and kuroo never left the house unless absolutely necessary.
as selfish as akaashi thought this was, he still can't help but feel satisfied from the attention kuroo is giving him but he saw how much this was taking away from kuroo. He had such a bright future ahead of him. a learned and capable physician and so young. what a life tetsurou could live if he wasn't in the picture.
so when kuroo proposed akaashi was equal parts heartbroken and elated. akaashi sobs out a rejection and confesses to kuroo how he feels. how he wants kuroo to accept the inevitable. and you could only imagine how kuroo took that lol. however, kuroo reassures him that there is nowhere else he would rather be than by akaashi's side. no one else for his heart to love, only him and him until the end. kuroo promises him years and more. it was a whole thing but eventually, akaashi accepts. he accepts because he wants so badly to believe tetsurou and his promises.
akaashi dies a week later.
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"catra spent 4 seasons tryna kill adora tho"
~ if you'll pls turn your attn toward me folks, i have some thoughts on the subject
#spop#catradora#spop catra#spop adora#catra could've yeeted that gurl into oblivion right then and there
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(vibrating at the speed of light) PERRIN IS A PHOTOGRAPHER I CAN USE THIS I CAN FUCKIN USE THIS IN MY FIC SO DAMN MUCH DO YOU GUYS YNDERSTAND????? HOOHOO I GOTTA GET MY GURL PERRIN IN MY FIV PRONTO JUST TO FUCK WITH DAWN AND INGO EVEN MORE
perrin: hey :) i heard bout your cool sneasel and-
dawn & ingo: LORD ADAMAN???????
perrin: ¿?????¿??????¿??¿¿?¿????
#ditto rambles#submas#Pokemon#catching trains#IM EVEN STILL IN THE BIG PARTY#I CAN JUST SHOVE HER RIGHT IN#YEET GURL GET IN
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a girl's toxic trait is shipping in silence. yo girl will just be like 🧍🏽♀️ while realistically i'm just screaming and crying and yeeting myself off a cliff for them but i am too scared to say anything. even after someone says something about shipping them, i still get scared to say shit so just know yo girl is too scared to initiate anything but there is a high chance i'm like "YEEEEES" sjjsbehehehe if you initiate, you might end up opening the flood gates
#𝚃𝙴𝙰𝙼 𝙵𝚁𝙴𝙴 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 . . . post#dixon yeeted me with a pillow through a gif when i said this 💀#i never want to force or step on toes so yo gurl just stays quiet
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AO3 Tag Game!
Thank you for the tag @misty-wisp :D This looks so fun!
How many works do you have on AO3?
12! And it's steadily increasing as I get more (and randomly) ideas to write fics bout >:3c
What's your total AO3 word count?
126,004! Whoooaaa... That's a lot :o Ngl, I barely visit the statistics of my ao3 account so I didn't expect that one.
How many fandoms have you written for, and what are they?
Okay, so... it's 5? I think. On my main ao3 account it's 2 though! OMORI and Mahoyaku! Buuuut! I've written for Persona 5 (with Magic Kaito) but I'm... too shy to put it in my ao3 account so it's just in my tumblr. The other 2 is somewhere else... (I've written a oneshot for Genshin Impact in an old ao3 account that I don't wanna open up again cuz it's so embarrassing for me... I don't even wanna read that oneshot, I'd die of embarrassment. And the other one is Honkai Impact 3rd, I forgot where I put that one but I do know I wrote a oneshot with Bronya and Seele for it).
Top five fics by kudos:
It's all from OMORI!
Once again, from the beginning - I did not really expect this one to have as much kudos as it has now, like, tbf yea it's my most well planned one but it's still so crazy to see the kudos on it-- wai when did it pass that number-- I never really check the kudos but wtf happened here.
The Tune of the New Morning - How did this one get that many kudos too??? This is my very first OMORI fic and ngl, whenever I look at it I get the very strong urge to rewrite everything from the beginning cuz of how badly planned it is. If OAFB is well planned, this one is terribly planned. I literally make things up as I go.
Magician in the Mirror - Is in the top 3!!! Lookit!!! :D The work I'm proudest in cuz this is my 2nd fic and also the one I just went ham on! I wanted it out during anni and it was all a last minute thing but I'm so glad it turned out well despite that!
The Pawn and the Bishops - I didn't expect to see this one here but alas... it is... I quite like this one though! It's the first one I've written with a fairly heavy and gloomy atmosphere and I think I did pretty good on it!
And thus, the snake ate no more - I see you're here too... This one is actually like a mix of my planning between OAFB and TNM in which that it's in the middle of well planned and terribly planned. Think of it as the middle child of my longfics. With OAFB being the spoiled youngest and TNM the unplanned first child.
Do you respond to comments?
YES! As much as I can! I like receiving comments and I like responding to them as best as I can but I also get pretty nervous bout it... so I end up barely responding anyway oh boooooo.
What's the fic with the angstiest ending you've ever written?
I??? Don't think? I have written any with an angsty ending yet? I'm a sucker for hurt/comfort so most of the fics I've written so far always had a happy ending so! Maybe in the future 👀 Maybe.
Do you write crossovers?
Is the Kaito Kuroba from Magic Kaito in Persona 5 now as Akiren and Co.'s friend stuff I've written considered crossover? If so then yes! It's actually pretty fun to write one! :D
Have you ever gotten hate on a fic?
I don't think so? Pretty happy that I haven't yet, thank goodness!
Do you write smut?
Nope! I don't know if I would though, truth be told I don't have much knowledge with writing smut, I barely read any stories (novel wise) with it as a guideline cuz I... I can't visualize it well enough, my brain is not equipped for it (I try to read smut and spend the next few minutes figuring out the characters' positions. Yall smut writers out there impressive with it cuz honestly how).
Have you ever had a fic stolen?
Nope and thank god for that!
Have you ever had a fic translated?
I HAVE!!! AM SO HAPPY BOUT IT!!! :D Someone translated Magician in the Mirror to Chinese and it's so cool!!! I think there's only a Chapter 1 of it but it's so cool and nice and sweet and awwwwww.
What’s your all-time favorite ship?
Alright, sit down. This is very important. I need you to listen closely, attentively, and carefully... I Love CaiOwe/OweCai. I LOVE CAIN/OWEN!!! OWEN/CAIN!!! CAIN&OWEN I LOOOOOVVVEEE ANYTHING WITH CAIN AND OWEN!!! It's my all-time favourite ship, nothing can compare to Cain and Owen from the hit japanese game, Mahoutsukai no Yakusoku aka Mahoyaku aka mhyk aka Promise of Wizard. They're my most favourite ship I'd go to war for em, I love em so so much, I adore em sooooooo much, I see any fanart of em and my day gets better immediately. They're my lifeblood, my ambrosia, my everything. I love caiowe/owecai with all my heart...
What’s a WIP that you want to finish, but don’t think you ever will?
Looks at oafb, tnm, and attsanm... I'd like to believe that regardless of how much time had passed, I would be able to finish any of those three though. Hyperfixation gone or not, I wanna finish em!
What are your writing strengths?
I think it'd be monologue? Inner monologue? What do you call that thing where it's just the narrator focusing on the characters' thoughts and feelings and their overall view on the situation??? I think I'm pretty good at that, maybe. And somehow I'm good at accidentally setting things up, I don't know how but I just accidentally do things that connects stuff.
What are your writing weaknesses?
Dialogues... I'm so bad with dialogues most of the time I spend in writing is getting the dialogues right. I'm also really bad at descriptors, I'm bad at describing things so I just try to either describe something as best as I can with the help of searching through the internet or get around that part by just being poetic.
What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fics?
I think it's pretty neat! :o I feel like I've seen fics like that before but can't really remember though I did think it added detail to the story of it!
What was the first fandom you ever wrote for?
Uhhh, I think it waaaaass Honkai Impact 3rd? I think it was the Bronya and Seele fic I've written somewhere that or it was the Genshin Impact fic instead. It was either of those two.
What’s your favorite fic you’ve written so far?
Magician in the Mirror!!! It's my favourite I've written so far and the one I'm proudest of! And a lil biased, but the latest favourite one that I've just recently written is Look back, Orpheus which is a fic for caiowe from mhyk! Once again, from the beginning is the 2nd favourite though :3
Thank you again for the tag! Dunno who to tag though but for anyone that sees this, feel free to do it! :D
#tag game#this was so fun!#have i convinced yall yet how much i love caiowe. i rlly adore that ship a lot its my fave one ever#also am not gonna say the title of the gi fic out of embarrassment... cuz like i made that when i was still unsure#how to write 3rd person after getting trapped writing in 1st person for years. that thing along with the hi3 fic is most likely#written really badly and like-- ohmygod im not gonna look at it. i can still vaguely remember what it was about and god bro--#embarrassing... why was my writing in the past like that its got like a needlessly mysterious air to it like gurl what are you doing#the only hint im giving for that gi fic is that it has venti and aether in it cuz it was around 1.1 days and i chose aether so like#also the reason why i yeeted away from that account and made a new one is that i wanted to start clean and as embarrassing#as the fics ive written there are (which is just the gi fic and one thats an oc fic for my old friend group that ive drifted away from)#i didnt wanna delete any of it. i think its a nice memento. i also didnt wanna orphan the account or any of the works too#so i just start with a new account! honestly glad and happy that gi fic doesnt have that many kudos. pheeeewww
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Slashers with y/n that just gets along with everything
Like slasher could litteraly kill somone near y/n and she would be like alr alr whats really important is that you are happy🤠😎. Im sorry that first 2character had super long headcanons while last ones have way less :( I had no ideas Request open!
Billy Lenz
He always expects some sort of negative response when he calls people and when he heard new voice on the Phone he got even more exited cuz new person new reaction! He totally didnt expect her to just go "yeah yeah sure buddy, anyways... how is your day man? Cuz im so so tired...*starts normal converstation*
He probably tries to stay in character but he is so caught of Guard he doesnt know how to react really (hehe the table has turn)
Now he kinda hopes that she will pick up cuz shes very intresting😈 billy likey
"Ew its this creep again! He is asking for you y/n? Of please dont tell me you befriended him??" "So what? He said hes favourite fruit is strawberry he cant be that bad!" *billy saying slurs on the phone*
You need to constantly tell him that, no Billy no harrasing women isnt sexy, you arent quirky, you are mentally ill
"Y/n i killed that bitch that was gossiping about you 🧍 " "👍good for you billy im glad you found healthy way to cope with that negative emotion😇" "on god"
His whole moral compass is created around the simple question 'does it hurt y/n?' .1:no it doesnt so feel free to do it .2 do not do it, she will ban Billy from sweets (bad ending)
The man from hush
This guy. This dude. This Little gremlin. He is upset that he gets no reaction! Like please oh please act all angy when he 'acidently' shot tire in her car! But oh no ofc no, she had to be like "oh its okay honey i have backup in garage🥰" hes like HHUH SINCE WHEN WE HAVE GARAGE
Like tbh thats how i imagine how they met: he saw her, he wanted to hunt her, she was so chill that she didnt even leave her household while the power was off and he went inside and just saw her having lil nap on couch. 🧍🤨erm exuse me gurl im trying to roleplay epic hunter here tf
He probably kidnaped her cuz she was too weird to just kill her but he didnt want to risk her calling police. He probably tied her up and yeeted her on backseats. And then she begun judging music on the radio"yo big guy can i get some good music taste?" "What? Whats wrong with Taylor Swift?"
He will overshare everything to kinda check where is her limit if it comes to being chill "yeah so i killed this old lady.." "im sure you had good reason🥰" "🤨... anyways... yeah so i was drinking some redbull when some guy said i look ugly so i shoot his head off and-" "HEY HEY hold up geez you CANT drink Energy drinks?? Bestie you know it is unhealthy?? Also you like hunt for sport it will ruin your condition!? How you gonna shoot people with shakey hands?? You crazy or something?" "Damn😔"
Micheal myers
I tried to put him here but i realised he will be as chill as her.
Like he can give her gifts covered in blood and she' just going to clean it and wear it like nothing happened or completley ignore it
He cares about this stuff as much as y/n so like not at all. I mean tbh theres is a bit of difrence: shes at least positive about it! Like "yeah micheal go for it, love🥰😇 i know its hard to cope with trauma take it all out alr?" Shes trying to be a good supporting gf not her fault she never had serial killer bf!
Brahms Heelshire
He lives for attention! What do you mean the war crime he commited this lunch break is okay!?!? Baby pleasee
But this negativity disapears the moment he realised he can get a lot of positive attention when he will do some nice stuff! "Oh honey I didnt kill any rats today" "oh that's amazing brahms I'm sure you and the rats inside walls will get along well soon🥰" (rats in walls bully brahms)
Please complement him or he will get a tantrum and destroy something
Brahms and rats have very hard past i might do seperate hc about that
Ghostface
"Look babe! My newest victim *shows photo*" "ugh baby...😰 you NEED to buy new camera or watch some youtube tutorials about how to take good photos" "aw man whats wrong with my pictures 😔"
Otherwise y/n supports his hobbies! People need to grow😇 (and he needs to grow up)
If theres 2ghostfaces(like in most movies) they will bet money on how long you gonna keep this 'do whatever as long as youre happy' act. Well they didnt know that this wasnt an act but her personality
Also they will probably try to use this chillnes aginst her like "oooh y/n something terrible happened! I crushed my car oh what will i do!" "Alr bestie i will drive you over there😇" "😈omg you are so nice i totally didnt expect that(heheh i dont need to pay for gas today (hes very evil))
#slasher x reader#slasher headcanons#billy lenz#billy lenz x reader#brahms heelsire#brahms x reader#micheal myers#micheal myers x reader#ghostface x reader#ghostface#hush headcanon#hush 2016#hush x reader#the man x reader
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F-FATHER IN LAW— SIR— *Aifos. exe. has stopped working*
PAUSEEEE—
SIR YOU CAN JUST HIRE SOMEONE WHO CAN GIVE DEMONSTRATION OR LET THEM WATCH SEXUAL INTERCOURSE LIKE YOU DID— BUT THIS???? BRUH THIS IS ANOTHER HIGHER LEVEL UP TO GALAXY!
*EHEM—* Anyways I'm just overreacting and flabbergasted...
Aia... *stares at the off pregnancy toogle*... Go get em gurl— *yeeted*
#This is not science class anymore this is sex education🥹#dol#degrees of lewdity#DoL ramble#aifoslin rawr
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Hey gurl, can I pls request upper moons with a scarlet witch s/o that doesn't hesitate to blast or throw anybody with their chaos magic/telekinesis? So can you do their reactions of throwing douma far away while douma is annoying them???
sure thing!! i really love this idea, i love the idea of yeeting douma uwu
Upper Moons with a Scarlet Witch like S/O
Kokushibo
Now the Upper Moon one is highly impressed by your powers. He couldn't believe a human could obtain such impressive powers. And with you having these powers he'll want to protect you at all costs!
He would like to train you so you could improve on your skills, and once he's sees you're improving he'll be so proud of you.
Only the Upper Moons and Muzan know about your powers, they can't let the word out about you and your powers! But one time there was an Upper Moon meeting, and honestly you weren't to excited to see the other Upper Moons since you hated most of them but one stuck out the most...Douma.
As you were in the Upper Moon meeting, Douma was getting on your nerves today. And you knew that he loved messing around with you.
"Oh dear Y/N!! I've missed you so much!! How are your powers doing! OH CAN I SEE THEM PLEASE!!" He would whine out to you, and you gave him what he wanted.
"Oh you want to see them? Very well then." And with a flick of your finger he was floating around the air, and he was laughing but it soon came to an end when you threw him against the nearest wall.
Everyone was shocked, it even earned a soft chuckled from your boyfriend Kokushibo which made everyone's blood run cold...his laugh was very unsettling. "Good word my Love~"
Douma
Douma adored your powers!! You were his favorite plaything in his cult. So you were his number one plaything while the other girls were jealous of you. And of course he loves to take advantage of you, he loves seeing you use his power to kill off someone.
As you are his favorite person in the cult he does tend to get on your nerves alot!! And you've never used your powers on him, too afraid to face his consequences but today somethin snapped inside of you.
He was getting a little too close to a female in the cult and you so happen to walk in on him on top of this girl, and this man didn't care if he hurts your feelings. But what shocked him was that he was thrown against the wall.
The other girl ran away leaving you guys alone, to which you walked slowly towards him. And he was laying on the floor too stunned on what happened. "Oh my! Sweetie, I didn't know you were the jealous type!"
And of course it really pissed you off to which you used your powers to hold him by the neck and pin him by the wall and hiss at him. "Shut up before I throw you to the sun."
Honestly he would probably get turned on by you throwing him around like a rag doll.
Akaza
Now he's quite impressed by your powers!! He wanted you to grow stronger than ever!! And he'll do everything in his power to help you reach powerful goals and use your gift to the fullest!
And he knows that you'll never hurt him or the other Upper Moons with your gift, but Akaza never allowed you too close to the Upper Moons, he's afraid that they'll want to use your powers or take them away if it's even possible.
But one time he was in total shocked when he saw Douma fly across him. As if someone threw him with great force. And when he looked to the side he saw you standing there with an annoyed look at your face.
He made his way to you and asked you what's wrong. "What's wrong my love? Why did you throw Douma across the room?" He asked you, to which you crossed your arms and pouted. "He was annoying me!"
And honestly he just chuckled at your cute reaction. He wasn't too fond about Douma so you throwing him across the room was very funny to him, to made him laugh.
He'll probably tell you to throw him again, and throw him to the wall. And you guys would be laughing as you did this until you felt Kokushibo's hands on your guy's shoulder... RIP YOU GUYS!
Hantengu
He's honestly so scared of your powers, he's afraid that you'll hurt yourself or him. And he isn't too fond of the idea of a Demon Slayer finding out about you and wanting to take you away from him.
So you'll have to keep your powers to yourself, not even the other Upper Moons know about your special ability.
But one time you were by his side as there was an Upper Moon meeting, everything was going great and all until Douma was being his annoying self as usual. And you could tell everyone was getting annoyed by him, especially you.
As you were sitting next to Hantengu you looked at Douma and narrowed your eyes at the Demon. So you titled your head to the side which sent him flying to the wall and crashing quite hard. Leaving the other Upper Moons in shocked as they didn't know what happned.
But Hantengu knew why he went flying against the wall, and he looked at you and gave you a weak smile. "Thank you love, he was giving me a headache."
So poor Douma was just laying there. Family Guy Pose.
Gyokko
Now he's quite impressed that you have an amazing gift! He didn't know that a human can obtain such a powerful gift! And he definitely loves to show you off to the other Upper Moons. "Like ha! Look my Y/N has great powers!"
Now he has seen your powers in action and he's pretty amazed him, you always manage to drop his jaw. But one time he jaw was on the floor!
So one night you guys were in a date, just enjoying alone time. And that alone time was ruined when a wild Douma appears out of no where. And clearly he wanted to be third wheeling on your date.
As he was walking to your guys directions, you didn't give him an opportunity to come close to you. You raised your hand at him and sent him flying back. And far away. He probably got sent back a few feet away until a tree colloided with his body.
This made Gyokko look at you, he was shocked and laughed nervously. "Oh remind me to never piss you off my love!" to which you smile at Gyokko and nodded. "Yup! Don't ever get on my bad side!" You say with a smile across your face.
As Douma was against the tree you guys enjoyed the rest of your date.
Gyutaro
Now this boy was highly impressed by your powers! He wanted to see you grow powerful so you guys could end the Demon Slayers running around!
Now he loves you but one time you did something that made him realize his love for you. As you were at the infinity castle, enjoying your time with him. Douma was being his annoying self once again that he was picking on poor Daki. Like grabbing her hair and tugging on it while saying rude comments to her.
And you could see the rage in Gyutaro's eyes, he was about to jump Douma but you placed a hand on his shoulder to stop him and shake your head.
And he was confused ready to snap at you, until he saw Douma's body fly far away and falling off the floating floors. And Gyutaro looked at you shocked. Daki was also shocked.
He gave you head pats! He was so thankful that you did that for his sister and Daki was also greatful for what you did.
"Don't thank me! He was asking for it!" You say. "Want me to do it again?"
OOF I CAN IMAHINE DOUMA LIKE-
#upper moon#demon slayer#kny#x reader#reader insert#kokushibo#douma#akaza#hantengu#gyokko#gyutaro#headcanons
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Hc's of some characters and the crap they deal with when they're with you
synopsis: just your daily life with the ones you care about (reader is not specified as male or female, but dose have a child written in some of these parts)
Parings: Jake, Lyle, Tonowari, Z-Dog
Warnings: reader sniping Lyle in the back of the head with a shoe, messing with Quaritch. You in Z-Dog being besties.(maybe somethin' more) Yeeting a child, just your normal day with someone you care about <3
Jake
You two where known for doing stupid shit, and Jake's mate, Neytiri.. would beat both of your guy's asses because of it, but you didn't regret it.
Totally bitch slapped Jake with a fish when he said something stupid about you.
Would be your go too buddy when you wanna get high as balls with someone. (Neytiri in the background watching over two adult toddlers being stupid again-)
Totally didn't make Jake try to catch a fish with his bare hands just so you could kick him into the water
When you two where absolutely fucking wasted. You stared at him, and he stared at you. Suddenly both of you started laughing like two school girls, covering your face with your hands as you hunched over.
When he fell asleep, you surprisingly had a marker on your person, so you took an advantage over this opportunity. (You totally scribbled a dick on his forehead,)
Also, if you got annoyed with one of his kids. You'd just throw them into the nearest lake. All he'd hear was "YAH YEET-" then a splash and laughter.
Lyle
You two had so much fun picking on each other,
You randomly slapped cheese onto his bald head, before running off and him chasing after your ass
You yanked on his tail, to grab his attention usually. But if he annoys you, you pull his ear sometimes, either that. Or he would wake up with dildos attached to his ceiling. (Don't ask where y/n got them)
That one time he ducktaped your kid to the wall.. his ass was sniped with a fucking boot, you had hit him so hard in the back of the head, that he actually fell. And you didn't feel sorry.
You two are the type of freinds to sound like they're gonna fuck, or sound like they're gonna kill each other.
Totally to just randomly slap his ass and say something stupid like "yee haw!" Or "getty up horsey"
Both of you would definitely do loud ass fake moans, especially when you two are high as fuck
Z-Dog
Gurl- you two would make stupid bets sometimes
"Bet you won't slap Quaritches ass"
"How much?"
"20."
"25 and we have a deal"
"Bet"
And so you slapped Quaritches ass and pinned the blame on Mansk. And he got such a severe ass beating, and oh my God you almost felt sorry.
One time you stole her bubblegum by distracting her with a kiss. Definitely got smacked, but it was worth it.
Definitely would have stupid arguments, like who has cooler tattoos or scars.
Man its so funny messing with her, she always gets so mad its funny. Just wait til your in your human body again, you're so fucked.
"I wonder what female tittys feel like"
"Touch mine"
"Okay-" when you just straight up grabbed her tit. She bitch slapped you
"OW-"
"DONT TOUCH MY TITTY!"
"BITCH YOU GAVE ME PERMISSION!!"
"I was joking you dumbass"
"Ass" was all you said as you rubbed the sore spot
You two would probably cuddle in her or your bed. Arms wrapped around her waist, with your head against her chest.
Tonowari
Pray to Eywa that this man doesn't get a heart attack from you doing stupid shit.
"Wanna see me jump off a cliff?"
"No. Please my love-"
As you turned around, you fucking sprinted like there was no tomorrow to the edge of the cliff. Before jumping "Fuck gravity!!" Was all you said as you fell down, and yeah. There was water at the bottom, poor boys heart almost fell out of place
You had an Ikran, and swore this bitch hated you sometimes.
As you where talking to Tonowari, you ignored the fact that your Ikran was nudging its head into your back, asking for attention. Once it got so annoyed, it stopped, before turning around and fucking whip lashed you with its tail.
Let's say you had a bruise and a worried Tonowari on your hands now.
There was a time where you'd get annoyed with your own kid. And sometimes would just throw them, into water or onto a bed. Never actually hurting them. All Tonowari saw was that small sweet lil thing pushing you arm and saying something, and you had this annoyed expression on your face, standing up you stared down at them and then yelled "Thats it!! Into the water you go!!" Before lifting your kid up and chucking them into the water "Yeetus da fetus!!"
(If Jake was there, you'd turn to him with a smile and just say "abortion!", and he would try his hardest not to luagh)
If you where to get drunk or high as balls, he would probably have to keep you at arms reach at all times. Or you'd just go do something stupid again,
He loves you dearly, but your gonna be the end of him, he saw you hanging upside-down on your Ikran in mid air, you where just chillin' meanwhile he was absolutely losing his shit.
You'd totally be the type to stare at his ass or tittys. And probably say something in English so he wouldn't understand what you had just said, "damn those are some big ol' tittys"
"What?"
"Nothing-"
#avatar the way of water#avatar way of water#avatar x reader#tonowari x male reader#tonowari x y/n#tonowari x you#tonowari#tonowari x reader#tonowari x female reader#recom lyle wainfleet#lyle x reader#jake sully x male reader#jake sully x you#jake sully x reader#jake sully#jake sully x y/n#jake sully x fem!reader#recom z dog#z dog x reader#z dog#z dog x y/n
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Let’s TALK about episodes 9 and 10 people… (part 1)
PART 2 : HERE
(‼️SPOILERS FOR SEASON 4‼️)
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If you thought episodes 7 and 8 had so much to talk about (cuz I sure did), then episodes 9 and 10 destroyed my mind.
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I am so tired.
We begin with a small recap of what happened last episode and it’s honestly very nice and heartwarming of Ankama to remind us that Yugo will get his ass handed to him in a few minutes.
BRO LOOK AT HOW THEY’RE DRAGGING HIM ON THE DIRTY FLOOR LIKE THAT!!
The level of disrespect these thirsty hoes have for him is immeasurable. Even if Yugo’s not a kid, the fact that the necromes didn’t hesitate to tie him up like that and sacrifice him like a lamb is jaw-dropping. It really makes you understand that they don’t give a shit if you’re an actual kid, they will hang you up like a roast beef for dinner.
Bro’s asking as if he just got here.
Also, how do you think that fall must’ve felt like? Cuz when Toross yeets him, Yugo takes a massive fall only to get his body slammed into the pavement when he gets tied up.
He gets to fall even faster because of the stasis ropes pulling him down too.
You can even hear the loud slam when he hits it. That must’ve hurt like a bitch.
Btw I love how even after all that, Adamaï and Amalia still don’t trust Qilby even when he saved them from the necrome world.
Adamaï thinks he was an idiot for not using the eliatrope Dofus and…he’s right? Cuz my guy…ur scared of ruining things if you use the dofus but what are you gonna ruin in a place WHERE THERE’S NO WAKFU????
Sometimes I can’t tell whether or not that guy’s okay in his head. Like is he blind or something? You can clearly tell that the necrome world is completely deserted and has no actual life, Amalia even CONFIRMS IT for you, Toross is literally using his dofus in his world of nothing, AND it’s also literally known as the gods’ garbage bin.
No wonder you get slapped around so much, you’re stupider than Yugo!!
I never in my life thought that I’d eventually get to see Qilby booping Amalia’s nose.
And I don’t know if I should like it or if I should fear it.
Man literally booped her as if she was a kid. But then again, he IS a millennial years old so it would explain why he’d treat her like a fetus.
In a way, he really CAN see her as a kid who doesn’t know what the hell she’s talking about.
But like-
I never imagined this happening???? Not even in a trillion chances 😀😀
BUT WHAT CONFUSES ME EVEN MORE IS THIS :
I get that Amalia annoyed him when she said he STILL couldn’t be trusted but what do you mean by “artificial”??? I’m still confused about that.
MY QUEEN NORA AND HER GAY ASS IS BACK WITH HER SHENANIGANS GURL WE SEE U !!
You can’t tell me this scene ain’t gay 😭😭
The way she grabbed her was so sudden, it made my heart jump!! And Amalia just goes with it like a damsel in distress being protected by her knight 🥰🥰 My noramalia senses detected that shit from a mile away, you ain’t getting away!!!
That torture scene tho should’ve taken longer ngl. But Okoo being the kid that they are decided “hell nah”. It’s still a shame really but at least we got what we needed.
Also, lemme just say something about this torture scene real quick.
Not only does Yugo get sucked the living out of him, but he just got BODY SLAMMED FROM AT LEAST 290 FEET on LITERAL PAVEMENT so now his back is completely obliterated, he keeps CONVULSING, TWITCHING, and GETS HIS BONES BREAKING TO GROW LONGER ONES-
He’s feeling all that WHILE getting sucked to death. My god. I wanted to see more of that.
The only reason why he didn’t turn out ballistic was cuz Oropo was keeping him busy in his head. He literally told him that he’ll make him fight just to not think about it.
And even though Oropo does hate him (but calmed down a bit once he reunited with Yugo), he told him that even he doesn’t deserve all of this. Can you imagine the one who caused so many calamities and was ready to kill the gods because he hates you telling you that even you don’t deserve this?? It just shows how kinky this Toross guy is.
#wakfu#ankama#krosmoz#wakfu season 4#wakfu s4#wakfu yugo#wakfu review#wakfu reviews#wakfu season 4 episodes 9 and 10
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Let's talk about "Best gurl Misty".
Ahh, Pokeshipping. The beautiful pairing of Ash Ketchum and Misty (Waterflower?).
Or is it really so beautiful?
Let's get this straight. I'm not the one who likes his posts lengthy. In other words I'm lazy, but whatever.
The only reason there were so many Pokeshipping moments in the Original series, because the anime along side the entire Pokémon series was supposed to end after the conclusion of Gen 2. So they needed to give their hero a proper ending.
And what would be a better ending than giving him a wife? Cringy? Ikr!
Pokeshippers dwell on the fact that Ash and Misty were supposed to have a kid and it was in an early trailer of Movie 1.
Let's see how old is that movie.
22 years old. Those poor people are dwelling on a 22 year old idea... That's pitiful!
All those Pokeshipping moments, they were only because THE SHOW HAD TO END SOON!
Also, after that it was decided that Pokémon won't end anytime soon, why was Misty yeeted outta the anime?
I repeat.
WHY WAS MISTY YEETED OUT OF THE ANIME, WHEN BROCK WASN'T?
Ahem, Misty was made to leave (more like yeeted out of) the group after the ending of Johto. Coincidence? I think not!
As soon as the writers realised that Pokémon ain't ending anytime soon, they just yeeted Misty out of the anime.
What else do you want people?
Pokeshipping is dead.
Stop trying to dig out gold out of a grave.
Even when Misty returned, there was no character development. No Pokeshipping moments. No aaml.
What other proof you want to know that Pokeshipping is dead?
Just grow out of it people.
I- no, *we* pity you.
Ps: Pokeshipping is dead and amourshipping is canon.
I like how you claim to prefer Amourshipping but can't even be bothered to capitalize the A .
xD
Come back for a grade when your grammar improves.
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1/2 forgive me, but can i vent a bit about my headcanons of single dad osamu? this comic w/ osaaka on balcony and non-existent fanfic gave me so many ideas! maybe masa’s mom will come back and she’s gonna be like ready be a mother now, and osamu will think he should cave in and let her take care of masa and atsumu will disagree w/ him (she might be a bit manipulative and stuff), and maybe she will be mean to keiji...
2/2 and he will feel like he needs to leave cause a child should have a mother and he is redundant (osaaka is still so fresh then) and masa will miss him so much and osamu too. but the kid is just confused, why this lady is a part of his life and akaashi is gone? just some angst before it gets better… love your art and ideas <3
OOOOOOHH DRAMA!!!!!!!!
thank you so much for sending this over!! it makes me so happy to know that even after all these years, that au would still be in someone's head even now!!!
i like the route and idea you took with masa's mom coming back into the picture!! i love a bit of drama before everything gets better hhahaah!
the mom could even come in at the worst time! let me set the scene:
in my head, that scene in the balcony would be akaashi and udai's last day in osaka before they go back to tokyo. right after osamu and akaashi's talk and having their feelings out in the open and having been intimate with each other, akaashi leaves and promises to come back after a few weeks. he promises to stay in touch.
and then a few days later, one night after osamu tucks masa into bed, the doorbell rings and surprise surprise! it's the mom!!! hahahah
and the dilemma is that.. osamu knows how he feels. knows what he wants, and the answer is keiji. but the mom's argument about having to think what it is masa needs that gave osamu pause.
but anyway! it all works out in the end!! haahahhah!
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Let's talk about "Best gurl Misty".
Ahh, Pokeshipping. The beautiful pairing of Ash Ketchum and Misty (Waterflower?).
Or is it really so beautiful?
Let's get this straight. I'm not the one who likes his posts lengthy. In other words I'm lazy, but whatever.
The only reason there were so many Pokeshipping moments in the Original series, because the anime along side the entire Pokémon series was supposed to end after the conclusion of Gen 2. So they needed to give their hero a proper ending.
And what would be a better ending than giving him a wife? Cringy? Ikr!
Pokeshippers dwell on the fact that Ash and Misty were supposed to have a kid and it was in an early trailer of Movie 1.
Let's see how old is that movie.
22 years old. Those poor people are dwelling on a 22 year old idea... That's pitiful!
All those Pokeshipping moments, they were only because THE SHOW HAD TO END SOON!
Also, after that it was decided that Pokémon won't end anytime soon, why was Misty yeeted outta the anime?
I repeat.
WHY WAS MISTY YEETED OUT OF THE ANIME, WHEN BROCK WASN'T?
Ahem, Misty was made to leave (more like yeeted out of) the group after the ending of Johto. Coincidence? I think not!
As soon as the writers realised that Pokémon ain't ending anytime soon, they just yeeted Misty out of the anime.
What else do you want people?
Pokeshipping is dead.
Stop trying to dig out gold out of a grave.
Even when Misty returned, there was no character development. No Pokeshipping moments. No aaml.
What other proof you want to know that Pokeshipping is dead?
Just grow out of it people.
I- no, *we* pity you.
Ps: Pokeshipping is dead and amourshipping is canon.
#amourshipping#gonna just keep tagging these as amourshipping so the normal amourshippers can maybe come get their boy or something lol
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Let's talk about "Best gurl Misty".
Ahh, Pokeshipping. The beautiful pairing of Ash Ketchum and Misty (Waterflower?).
Or is it really so beautiful?
Let's get this straight. I'm not the one who likes his posts lengthy. In other words I'm lazy, but whatever.
The only reason there were so many Pokeshipping moments in the Original series, because the anime along side the entire Pokémon series was supposed to end after the conclusion of Gen 2. So they needed to give their hero a proper ending.
And what would be a better ending than giving him a wife? Cringy? Ikr!
Pokeshippers dwell on the fact that Ash and Misty were supposed to have a kid and it was in an early trailer of Movie 1.
Let's see how old is that movie.
22 years old. Those poor people are dwelling on a 22 year old idea... That's pitiful!
All those Pokeshipping moments, they were only because THE SHOW HAD TO END SOON!
Also, after that it was decided that Pokémon won't end anytime soon, why was Misty yeeted outta the anime?
I repeat.
WHY WAS MISTY YEETED OUT OF THE ANIME, WHEN BROCK WASN'T?
Ahem, Misty was made to leave (more like yeeted out of) the group after the ending of Johto. Coincidence? I think not!
As soon as the writers realised that Pokémon ain't ending anytime soon, they just yeeted Misty out of the anime.
What else do you want people?
Pokeshipping is dead.
Stop trying to dig out gold out of a grave.
Even when Misty returned, there was no character development. No Pokeshipping moments. No aaml.
What other proof you want to know that Pokeshipping is dead?
Just grow out of it people.
I- no, *we* pity you.
Ps: Pokeshipping is dead and amourshipping is canon.
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loren!!! came back to talk about ateez at coachella becuase i’m ON MY KNEES they looked so good 😭😭😭
you have so many moots now omg the family is expanding!!!!!! don’t forget about me though…
— mafia anon
YEETING MYSELF INTO THE NEXT SOLAR SYSTEM BECAUSE OH MY GOD HELLO IT'S BEEN SO LONG 😍😍😍 honestly trust you to emerge from your cave to holler about coachellateez bc same i am SAT on my chair on my bed on the floor on the grass on san's lap- i mean what huh 🤨 gurl i'm crossing my fingers they perform fri/sat next weekend bc if they perform sun then the time differenc wWAIT I'M LITERALLY REALISING NOW AS I TYPE I HAVE A WEEK OFF NEXT WEEK WHICH MEANS EVEN IF THE TIME DIFFERENCE MEANS THEY LIVE STREAM ON /MY/ MONDAY I WON'T HAVE WORK AND I CAN STILL WATCH IT I AM SCREAMING RAHHHHH THE GODS ARE SMILING DOWN UPON ME 👆👇💃🕺🪩
but my girlie my girlie you have nothing to worry about i was literally thinking about you last night and wondering how you've been doing (ugh i'm like obsessed with you or sth 🙄👎) also the real ones will know that you the og <3
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Okay one veeery small hater moment from me but it isn't really much of a hater moment but more of a disappointment irritation moment for a manwha genre that I've been chillin deep into it's rabbit hole, aka Otome Isekai (shortened to oi) is when I found this manwha that I already forgot the title of out of pure irritation that I somehow just blacked it out. The premise was basically like: I got trapped in a dating sim I played in my past life for 3 years when my first playthrough turned out a fail and I got sent back to the past to retry until I get a good ending for the character I possessed that's a side character of the game. And I'm so tired of failing, I don't need love to get my happy ending!
Like-- from the description alone it was pretty generic. And I, being the veteran that I am with generic oi manwha, already Knew what I'm about to get once I go in there, but I was like: "Maaaybe it'll turn out okay, I should check the comments." And there was a TON of comments with 4-5 star ratings, all of em praising the writing and everything and sayin that "it's far better than what the description says," so I was like: Oh okay that's good then! Time to check!
So I read through chapter 1, what the fuck is going on. The description made the story seem more interesting ngl, like I thought the fl has been going at it for 3 years with how it was worded, like she's just been met with several failures cuz of how the actual description made it seem how tired she's been but no. The story starts with her SECOND PLAYTHROUGH. So I'm like: "??? Maybe this is just the prologue" so I kept going until chapter 2.
What The Fuck Is Going On. The description also made it seem that she won't be going after any of the guys btw but by the end of chapter 1 and the start of chapter 2, she's already thinking of going after ANOTHER guy to achieve her happy ending and I'm like: "HUUUH???" cuz apparently the first guy she wanted to get together with in her first playthrough was your average "irredeemable trash" in an oi so like OKAY??? WHY WAS THE DESCRIPTION WORDED LIKE THAT.
And I remember keeping going until like-- chapter 3? chapter 4? or whatever, cuz the comments kept saying that "oh this story is soo good it's such a breath of fresh air from the other ois" And I got so blindsided by that one scene in a chapter titled "Ten Days" (hey aria how come you can remember that but not the manwha title or chapter number? cuz wait for it--) THE FL HAS BEEN UNCONSCIOUS FOR TEN DAYS!!! AND SHE JUST WALKED OUTTA BED LIKE NOTHIN!!! TEN DAYS!?!!? orz... that chapter bewildered me so much it's like it wiped the entire memory I've had of that manwha from before I read through it cuz wHAT THE FUCK???
Her family (which was the typical "neglectful family but is redeemable after getting a wake up call when the fl started ignoring em so now they're trying to make amends") was sittin by her bedside along with the typical "maid that's always on the fl's side no matter what and she's bubbly" and they were all distraught, the maid crying and everything and when the fl just stood outta bed with no consequences to the fact that she's just been laying there FOR TEN! DAYS! and everyone not even batting an eye at the fact that she's already up and at em when she's been unconscious FOR TEN DAYS!-- I'm never letting that go-- I was like: Holy stars this story is... people are blind-- And clicked outta that thing so fast it just got yeeted from my memory until I remember bout the ten days again.
#aria rants#this thing is such a specific type of irritation honestly like its just for me cuz im Like This jksfgvdsjjfvghjhb#i wouldnt even have been that irritated by that story btw if not for the fact that when i read that. it was the day before yesterday#aka the same day i was Suffering from heartburn and immense sleepiness so i needed some distraction and found that story#and i was like: well if everyone said its good then ig so cuz aint no way all these ppl are so bad at finding good stories RIGHT???#i was wrong. orz... ngl tho that story aint even That bad btw it was average at best and could be an enjoyable read if you#turn your brain off cuz oh boy... that ten days thing... its the only thing that didnt got yeeted from my memory it was such a confusing#moment it had permanently seared itself into my braincells like wtf is happening WHY IS SHE OKAY AFTER SLEEPIN FOR 10 DAYS?!!?!!?!!?#IT WASNT EVEN ADDRESSED AT ALL! the narrative didnt address it. the fl didnt address it much. NO ONE ADDRESSED IT--#all the fl thought bout at the moment ''oh this might be a consequence of going back in time. oh well :)'' and im like: GURL!?!?!?!!?!#the absolute nonchalant reaction to it baffled me so badly i just couldnt forget this thing at all like WHY#btw im an expert in oi manwha. ive seen so many horrible stories cuz oi as a genre is as diluted as any other isekai genres#so in order to find gold youre gonna have to look through SO MUCH STONE (aka the same of practically everything)#so i go into oi manwha stories not expecting much until smth bout the story latches itself into my brain for me to Like It#so ive seen my fair share of horrible storylines but this is the first ive seen where the fl gets outta bed like nothin after TEN DAYS!!!#anyway so yea this is my one irritation disappointment moment of the month all cuz im sleepy and got reminded of it again like oh stars...
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