#yeeeeees he'd look good in that

[avaetin]

Nico: *staring intensely at Aeon* I keep forgetting my boyfriend is a god. It's these times that remind me of his identity. *nodding to himself*

Jason: ... Your boyfriend can stop time, teleport through time and space, and destroy the entire universe with just a snap of his fingers... but it's seeing him pull off a look that reminds you of his status?

[starsurface]

Love all your content, always makes me smile! If it's okay, how about (MK1) Johnny Cage with a babyspace regressor? 💗

Yes of course!!! :D

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

CG Johnny Cage w/ Babyspace Regressor Hcs

⭐️ Yeeeeees!!!! Such a good CG!!!!!

⭐️ He specializes more with toddlers, but absolutely ADORES baby regressors

⭐️ Can and Will carry you EVERYWHERE

⭐ ️He's strong!! Gotta show off how much of a strong Dada he is!! 💪

⭐️ He finds it really funny if you try to flex your muscles after he does, little copycat

⭐️ Shows you off to all his friends when your tiny

⭐️ Like, have you seen his cute little Munchkin? Just in case you haven't, here they are again!! On my hip, looking adorable :D

⭐️ Fashion shows!!!

⭐️ Totally dresses you up in cute outfits and takes pictures (if your okay with it)

⭐️ You get nice pictures too!!! Nice lighting, cutely posing you, you look so adorable 🥺

⭐️ Would love to make a little baby book of your photos if you're chill with it, if not they're saved and locked on his phone

⭐️ You on his hip, twirling as you two look in the mirror and he calls you pretty or handsome :(

⭐️ Favorite CG nicknames are Daddy, Dada, and you just babbling and grabby hands

⭐️ His heart actually melts at your grabby hands (and you can get him to get you anything you want)

⭐️ Thinks your babbling is so funny, and will chuckle and ask you questions

⭐️ I am not saying Johnny is a pushover . . . I am saying that you're just too tiny to actually be naughty!! One look of ‘🥺’ and any type of punishment is out of mind

⭐️ Is more stricter with toddlers or bigger kids, but your just a baby

⭐️ . . . Unless your a bratty baby, then he's not as much of a pushover 😒

⭐️ Wouldn't give you a punishment because your too tiny, maybe if you were a bit older you'd get a timeout

⭐ ️Give him that fork friend- How did you get all the way to the kitchen?! He just sat you down for a nap!

⭐️ Although since your tiny, it's another reason you get away with a bunch of stuff

⭐️ Also a bit of an enabler, especially of pranks (unless it's harmful and such)

⭐️ Unless it's him, no pranking Dada >:(

⭐️ (^ You can easily get away with pranking him as long as you try to act cute, he lets it go every time)

⭐️ Favorite things to call you are Pookie Wooky Baby Bear, Munchkin, Kiddo, Baby Boy/Girl, Pumpkin

⭐️ Really good with diaper regressors, and is super gently through the process

⭐️ You are his baby and there's no reason for you to need a babysitter >:(

⭐️ . . . Is what he'd say if he wasn't so busy :(

⭐️ He's gone for long periods of times, new gigs and having to go out for weeks sometimes

⭐️ Don't worry, you only get the best babysitters!! (Kenshi's on speed dial)

⭐️ He also guesses that he could let his other friends watch you- But he isn't going to like it!! >:(

⭐️ (^ He's just joking, gotta be dramatic so his baby knows he cares <3)

⭐️ Actively encourages playdates even if your a bit too small, maybe you could show them your stuffie!! :D

⭐️ Finds tummy time fun and will buy you a nice playmat for it

⭐️ Tummy time on him? Sign him up!! That sounds adorable!!

⭐️ Also laughs if you try to eat his nose, you just get so cute!!

⭐️ Another active spoiler

⭐️ And how could he not spoil you?! Your so cute and precious 🥺

⭐️ Anything you want, blankies, munchies, stuffies

⭐️ Any Johnny Cage merch? Don't be all shy! He loves the fact you love him, he's awesome, he loves himself too 😎

⭐️ ^ Might tease you when your bigger though, even if he was the one that got you the stuff

⭐️ Any kind of artwork not only gets to go on the fridge, it gets framed too

⭐️ ^ Yes, even your two wobbly lines, you worked so hard on them!! (Before you passed out for naptime-) but still!! :D

⭐️ Very good with naptime and fussy regressors

⭐️ Will gently swaddle you, brush your hair, scratch your head, snuggle all the awakeness out of you

⭐️ And probably fall asleep himself, but I didn't say anything

⭐️ Ugh, he adores baby regressors so, so much <3

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[evilminji]

@sroomheaddoc @stealingyourbones you know what? Because I CAN. Let's give this a shot. :

Lucius glanced down at the "nightlight". He could already spot no less then fifteen different lawsuits waiting to happen and god only knew how many more ways to weaponize it. That wasn't even TOUGHING on what ways EXACTLY the kid had decided to set the damn thing to define what was or wasn't an "intruder".

"Absolutely not. Put it back." He got for his trouble.

The Head Meance had the gall to look as though he didn't know EXACTLY what he was doing and why he had been moved to the 'baby jail' projects. Lucius may pretend he didn't KNOW they were called that, plausible deniablity was after all a Wayne Industries tradition, but that didn't mean he would tolerate literally weaponized sass. A night light? REALLY?

"We both know you were told to, and I quote," holding a hand out, Jerrica handed him Fenton's official project assignments pulled up on his pad, "Ah yes, here we go, 'a non-violent personal defense device for today's youth'."

To be perfectly honest? Lucius had already memorized what assignments these precocious little monster had. This was purely for show. That said, if Fenton want to sass him like a sulking teenager over being forced to do boring work? Then by god he was prepared to pull every lesson he ever learned as a father of four. Andrew may have a spine like a wet peice of cardboard, but you do not become minority CEO in a place like Gotham by lacking spine. Nor do you get to marry women like Tanya.

Fenton had fallen still. Inhumanly so. He had the slight tilt to his head of a man considering both his oppent and options, slightly narrowed eyes never leaving Lucious face. To be honest, Lucius still couldn't decide if Fenton and his lot were Metas, Supernatural Creatures, or just from some strange alien settlement (from what he can guess) somewhere near Illinois. All he knew is that they were all both too smart for their own good and dumb as lemmings. Would slap an eldritch god with a dead fish, for a corn chip they didnt even want.

And someone had thought it was a GREAT idea to give them power tools. Don't get him wrong, they were RIGHT, but it was still a headache.

"What if..." started Fenton in that Distinctly 'Bargaining to see what you'll let me get away with' tone he had heard far too many time from grown adults, "I could make it shoot a net? That's not violent! Is the tazer the problem? Cause Star's multipurpose Knuckledusters-drink holder-handcuffs-tazer design was really good! But if you don't like tazers we can stop adding them!"

"................." Lucius was going to have to make A List, wasn't he? "You know what? Let's start with that. I have a problem we tazers. No more high voltage everyday appliances, okay people?

"Sooooo..." The Fenton Menace began, a suspiciously fangy and victorious grin spreading across his face, slowly holding up his night light like a proud parent. "Does this mean-"

"Oh, not on your life." The grin dropped to a sulk. "You aren't blind, kid. You know as well as I do that would never pass a consumer safety inspection. Not even here in Gotham.you ever want to so much a STAND in the same building as the aerospace division? You're going to have to actually complete your projects. As They Were Specified."

"......mean. Yeeeeees, Boss."

Lucius looked at the nightlight again. Fenton dropped it on a nearby worktable. Grumbling he slunk back to his table with a bonelessness that no human could achieve. Every engineer in this room, was frankly? God damned TERRIBLE at pretending to be normal. Thank God this was Gotham and no one cared. Well, almost no one.

He saw movement out of the corner of his eye and didn't bother to stop the trainwreck about to happen. A muffled "FWUMPH!" followed by a half yell and crash sounded from his left. He and Jerrica looked down at a straightjaketed and slightly smoking Andrew in disappointment. There was a half burned pencil at his feet. He'd clearly tried to poke it.

"You work in Research and Development, Andrew. For God's sake. You KNOW better." Lucius felt compelled to say. "What on earth would possess you? For that matter, glowing eyes? That's every other Sunday and twice on Thursdays around here! This is Gotham! There's a good chance fear toxins are part of the rain cycle by this point, you ignore it! Even if it wasn't, you know damn well Meta discrimination is against both the law AND company policy. Do I have to take to HR?"

"I think he's unconscious." Muttered Jerrica lightly nudging her the downed man with her sensible pump.

"......from one little explosion? He works in R&D."

"Maybe it was stronger then expected? We could call Dr. Fenton back over? Or he could possible have an underlying medical condi-" Jerrica cut off, after pulling up the man's personel file in case they needed to call a member of the medical staff. At her boss concerned look, she winced. "......He's.. He's from Metropolis. I think someone hacked the files to get someone they could push around."

'Wait a god damned minute' Lucius thought, going over his General Menaces List. He forgot they weren't fully contained! 'Tucker J. Foley, you LITTLE SHIT.'

Short DPXDC Prompts #641

Lucius Fox recently employed some students who graduated from the Amity Park Community College. Little did he know this access to funding would cause their inventions to be borderline supervillain like in intention and design.

[faulty-writes]

Giving Tenya iida some loveeee!!

Can i request iida with a book reader s/o? They seem to always disappear on break ending up on a library and it somehow drives iida worried thinking theyre lost but always ends up on a library? And of course who loves to write (a reader like YOU 🫵🏼 for example :) )

[ *Chugs gallon of water so I don't get yelled at by my followers* YEEEEEES. All the love for Tenya, my favorite baby among babies! He's just so lovable, I can't even. So, we have a lost little puppy who likes to go to the library when they have free time! I like this, I made it into a sort of future fic. ]

"I'd like to thank everyone for their excellent cooperation and-" he paused, looking over the crowd that stood in front of him. Many of whom were sidekicks from the special operations team of his agency and had just finished with an evacuation protocol.

But there was one person missing, you. He felt his stomach twist and an overwhelming feeling of worry washed over him, causing his thoughts to shatter into a million pieces. His body became stiff and a moment of silence passed before he spoke.

"Has anyone seen Y/n?" he asked firmly, watching as several people merely looked at each other with little to no words exchanged. While he knew that if you were present you would have said something, he couldn't help thoroughly scan the crowd again.

A villain with a vibration-like quirk had destroyed a good portion of Hosu City and Tenya's team was the first to take control of the situation. As usual, Tenya gave his team instructions and got to work on evacuating the civilians.

As his significant other, you were almost always by his side and happened to be second in command of Team Idaten in 'Ingenium's' absence or if he happened to be unable to fulfill his duties to the team for whatever reason.

Somehow you had gotten separated from each other while rummaging through the debris and taking care of the injured civilians. The operation had taken hours, and by the end, every member of the team including yourself was covered in sweat and dirt.

But, at least everyone was safe. You were supposed to return to the designated location and report back to Tenya and your fellow team members. However, something else called to your attention, and while you should have known better than to go exploring.

You couldn't resist venturing into the library that much like many of the surrounding buildings, was crumbled and chunks of debris lay everywhere along with scattered books. Despite this, you stepped inside and smiled as you eyed the bookshelves.

In the back of your mind, you knew Tenya was bound to go looking for you. But this wasn't the first time you had snuck off after a mission or during a break. This also wasn't the first time you found yourself in a library.

Whenever you disappeared, it was a safe bet that you'd be found in the library. At least that's what you assumed Tenya would have learned throughout the years. But given his overprotective nature, his reaction to you missing was always the same.

He'd think you were lost and go crazy trying to find you before realizing you were in the same place you always went to. Whenever he happened to finally find you, he'd scold you for not informing him of your current location before apologizing for his overreaction.

Then again, this was slightly different given the stressful nature of the mission. "Hm..." maybe it would be better to actually follow his instructions and inform him of where you were currently. You reached up, pressing the communicator nestled in your ear.

Your eyebrows furrowed as you heard static but still wondered if anyone could hear you. "Hello," you said, waiting a minute for a response. But the only sound that continued to be present was that static, almost like something was jamming your signal.

"Hello!" you exclaimed, hearing your voice echo through the semi-broken building before letting out a sigh of frustration. You yanked the communicator out of your ear and examined it for a moment. "Probably a defective," you said, tossing it to the floor.

You tried not to let your frustration get the best of you and figured that the worst-case scenario was Tenya found you, yet again at the library, and you were subjected to his rant. Until then, you focused on the bookshelf across the room.

Your steps echoed as you approached it and a smile came to your face when the smell of old paper reached your nostrils, putting you at ease for the moment. A soft hum filled your throat as you skimmed over the selection of books before grabbing one.

You smiled, quickly opening it to read the first page. However, you lifted your head when you heard a crack followed by a faint amount of debris falling to the floor next to your foot. "Hm?" you blinked watching as a visible crack formed across the ceiling.

Your eyes widened when a large chunk suddenly came hurtling down causing you to drop your book out of shock. In your moment of panic, you crouched down and covered your head with your hands. Yes, this wasn't the ideal position for a hero.

While you could have used your quirk, you were too physically exhausted and now it seemed you were accepting your fate or so you thought. 'Perhaps I should have known better than to let Y/n out of my sight,' Tenya thought as he came to a pause.

His engines were seeping with lines of dark smoke and more than likely close to overheating, but he couldn't help it. Despite how exhausted he was, the anxiety he was experiencing at the moment seemed to take precedence.

His mind was racing with questions of your whereabouts and if you were alright or injured. His pants filled the air as he reached up to remove his glasses and wipe his sticky and sweaty face with his handkerchief.

When he lowered the piece of cloth, his eyes widened as he noticed something laying on the ground. "Hm?" placing his glasses back on, he narrowed his eyes and quickly identified the unknown object. "Strange," he commented as he bent over to pick it up.

"Perhaps this belonged to one of the former residents of the nearby building," he opened the book, flipping through the pages before something in his mind clicked. Wherever there were books, there was you or so he could safely assume.

This was a common occurrence between the two of you. Tenya would find you missing despite him clearly laying out rules and regulations that should prevent you from leaving his side. Then his worry would set in and anxious thoughts would enter his mind.

The thought of you being lost or injured wasn't something he took lightly and despite the fact that he always found you safe and sound in the library after his anxiety-ridden search. In the back of his mind, he couldn't help but think that perhaps things would change one day.

That you would end up injured or that he would be too late to save you if something were to go awry. This was especially true if the two of you happened to be in an unknown or semi-known location. Still, he was a little at ease as he stared off into the distance.

"Library..." he stated before his engines reeved and he kicked off of the pile of broken wood and glass. Following the trail of abandoned books, he found himself in front of the crumbled-up building that was once the library.

He frowned as he looked over the broken pieces of foundation before his eyes settled on you. Though your back was to him and you appeared to be busy reading a book. He stepped forward, ready to call your name before a loud crack sounded.

He paused, unsure of where the noise had originated from. But seconds later he witnessed a large portion of the ceiling detach and threaten to crush you in its path. Without thinking he screamed your name and took off like a rocket.

He charged toward you, just barely making it as he scooped you into his arms and came to a harsh stop. The piece of foundation crashed to the floor seconds later and he could feel his exhaust pipes stall which meant he needed time to recover before he could use his quirk again.

"Hm?" you blinked, briefly wondering what happened before realizing that you were in someone's arms. "Tenya?!" you exclaimed, turning to look at him. However, any further words were silenced when you saw his rather intimidating expression.

"Uh...so..." you pushed the tips of your index fingers together. Despite being in a relationship with Tenya for a couple of years, the fact he still scared you when he was angry said volumes. But like always, you tried to play it off by acting innocent.

"H-how is the mission going?" was the first question out of your mouth and he sighed in response. "May I ask what was so compelling that you risked your own well-being and entered into a building that was clearly unsafe?" he spoke in a deep and authoritative tone.

"Uh well..." you gave a nervous chuckle and rubbed the back of your head, unsure of how to answer if at all. Tenya tried to remain calm, but he also believed in communication which led him to feeling rather aggravated when you couldn't answer him.

"I see..." he muttered as he lowered you back onto the ground. "We're due back at the Idaten Agency..." he stated, but you noticed the way he balled his hands into fists and how tense his body became as he turned to walk away.

"If you do not require medical attent-" his words came to a halt when he was pulled back. He stumbled some before settling his attention on you. "W-wait!" you exclaimed nervously, pressing one hand against his chest.

He said nothing in response and simply glanced down at you waiting for you to continue speaking. However, silence filled the air for a few moments making it clear that whatever you wanted to say wasn't urgent. Still, he didn't want to leave without talking something out.

"May I ask you a question?" you blinked, somewhat surprised, but nodded. "Oh...um s-sure!" you replied, still feeling a tad embarrassed about your actions and the fact that Tenya had to save you from being severely injured.

"Why do you find such fascination with the library?" you raised an eyebrow, shouldn't the answer be obvious to him by now? "Despite knowing this is the primary location I may find you in when you happen to be missing," you frowned at his choice of words.

You didn't go "missing" you just...decided to wander off. You were an adult, you could do that. "I cannot help but feel a sense of anxiety when you are not by my side," he confessed, grasping your hand which was still pressed to his chest.

Your heart accelerated, but at the same time, you couldn't help but look at him with disbelief. "I...Tenya you know I'd never leave you," he shook his head at your reply. "That is the primary source of my anxiety, I'm afraid I..." he trailed off, feeling a tad nervous.

But he knew he couldn't keep this to himself, and he wanted to properly express himself to you. "I worry about your well-being when you are away from me. If you are lost, hurt, or injured," or God forbid something even worse.

"I cannot explain why this response occurs other than the obviously known fact that I...I love you very dearly," he said, looking at you with the eyes of a puppy dog. You felt your face flush before looking away, but this only caused his fingers to tighten around your hand.

"Do...do you remember how we first met?" you questioned, seemingly out of the blue. "Our first meeting?" he repeated, blinking a few times before clearing his throat. He raised his opposite hand and gently swayed it back and forth through the air as he spoke.

"I had just become the leader of the Idaten Agency, just as my brother before me. I had gone to the library to do research involving successful leadership methods and..." he paused as if he had forgotten the rest of the story.

However, you smiled. "Then you saw me, cradled in the corner against a bookshelf asleep," Tenya nodded. "Yes, and I tried to wake you," he finished. "Mmhm," you hummed in response, "the first time we met was in the library," and from there the two of you seemed to gravitate towards one another.

"We both hold love for knowledge and enjoy the smell of old books, why wouldn't I find the library to be fascinating?" he reached up to clasp his chin. "Please don't think too much about it," you said, knowing he had a tendency to overthink well...everything.

"I...apologize," he said, lowering his hand once more. "You don't have to...I mean..." you latched onto your lip, glancing away from him and to the large piece of ceiling that now laid where you were standing just moments ago.

Your fingers curled against his chest which immediately concerned him. However, he followed your gaze and understood why you were feeling so tense at the moment. "I'm...the one who should be sorry," he turned his attention back to you and the frown you were now wearing.

"I put myself in danger, I put you in danger...my communicator wasn't working and I just...I was in the moment and the books were right there an-" your words came to a sudden halt when Tenya reached down and gently lifted your chin up.

Your heart accelerated as he leaned down and his glasses slowly slid down the bridge of his nose which he gently brushed against your own. "I will ensure you get a proper communicator," was the first set of words out of his mouth, not exactly romantic but you should have known that Tenya would address the technical issue first.

However, seconds later he smiled. "As for your apology, please see to it that you keep your word," he stated before wrapping his arms around you. "I would very much appreciate it," he added with a small chuckle causing you to feel at ease.

Despite the cold metal that made up his Ingenium suit, his embrace felt warm and you couldn't resist returning the hug. Gently resting your head against his chest, somewhat happy to be alive. But, maybe it wouldn't hurt to take a break from the library.

[apolloamongothers]

Recycled post but

Dream SMP as things i witnessed on a class trip

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Charlie: ice cuBES!!!1!1!!!!1! (chugs a maxi cup of ice cubes)

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Tubbo: (singing in a cheery tune) i have crippling depression~

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Tommy: ordering at McPuffy's and then running to the toilet and having to be back before the order is ready is extreme sport.

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Glatt: (rams head against the wall at 2 am)

Quackity: please go to sleep.

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Karl: (loudly singing a children show's intro at the masquerade)

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Exile!Tommy, standing beside Dream's bed at 1 am, T-posing: YEEEEEE!!!11!1!!

Dream: hoLY-

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Schlatt: I didn't say I would throw away your laxatives, I said I would eat them!

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Purpled: Ace beats everything, but UNO reverse turns it around. So in a fight Ace vs UNO reverse, would Ace beat itself or would Ace destroy UNO reverse?

Quackity, crying: it's three am, please just eat your fries and go to sleep

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//nsfw

Sapnap, reading package: "quick fun for everyone"

Sapnap: Karl, is this package offering me sex?

Sapnap: Karl, should I take the offer ???

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BBH, spilling tea: SHIT

Skeppy, shocked, pulling out camera: can you say that again

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Karl: (aggressively hugs everyone within reach)

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Ranboo, tripping over his words: numerö-

Tommy: MERÖÖÖ

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Punz: in conclusion, I am a master assassin.

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Eret: i am too far in the gaydom for this

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Hannah: (waving cheerily at people)

(no one waves back)

Hannah: WAVE BACK YOU FUCKING DUNG BEETLES

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Niki: I'm feeling fabulous. Am I fabulous? Do you think a lesbian would hit on me?

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Tubbo: A cop!

Tubbo: (naruto runs in the other direction)

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Sam, breaking up: i'm very sorry to leT YOU DOWN, to givE YOU UP-

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Tommy: i look so epic (continues to trip and roll down a hill)

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Glatt: (singing Naruto intro)

Quackity: be quiet.

Glatt:

Glatt: (continues singing Naruto quieter but more aggressively)

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Charlie, about Quackity: he said "i'm going to fold it and throw it" and I thought he'd make a paper plane, but instead he folded a throwing star and threw it at Wilbur.

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Charlie, pointing at 'occupied' sign: what does this sign mean?

Purpled: it means someone's taking a shit

Fundy, from inside: I'M THROWING UP

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Quackity: if you try to touch my chips one more time i'll skidaddle skadoodle stab you with my pen

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Philza: (screech)

Philza, whisper-shouting: mY sTiCk cOlLeCtIoN-

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Puffy, stepping onto the hallway with hair like a witch living in the forest: don't you wish you had a good hair day like me

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Quackity, punching the radio: GIVE ME PANIC! AT THE DISCO

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Niki: a colourful house! a colourful house!

Puffy: a gay house.

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(Radio playing My Heart Will Go On)

Techno: we're all going to die.

Wilbur: yay!

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Ranboo: the sun is laughing!

Tubbo: at you.

Ranboo: everyone. Yes. What? Area 51.

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Tommy and Tubbo: Country Toads / Let's-a-go / it's-a-me, Mario! / i'm a virgin / mountain momma / take me home / country toads

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Niki: i love this nation and its people!

(five minutes later)

Niki: i hate each and every one of you