#yee yee lookin ass bitch

[renardsruses]

Cowboy wolfwood!!!!

[nyssabare]

Madi Cromwell Sawyer.

I've been waiting a real long time make a post like this, here's my family oc Madi! Her ability, promptly titled "Yee-haw!" Based on her appearance, allows her to throw a lasso that captures victims and drags them to her, stunning them and immediately triggering a grapple she will have a higher advantage in.

As for her story? To put it simply madi grew up in a damaged home that caused her to run away when she was 16, and she found herself on the Sawyer house thinking that it was just a normal place she could stay for the night, but she was so wrong. She was almost killed, but fell down a well where she met Johnny. Seeing her condition, he thought Madi would be an easy kill, but he saw how young she was, and decided to take her in.

Of course her story has more details, and if you would like more let me know! I'm writing voice transcripts for her just for fun, I hope you enjoy!

Interacting with family.

Sees Drayton:

-"Drayton! You've GOT to show me that chili recipie!"

-"use your big ass ears to find them already! Damn!"

-"I cleaned the kitchen real nice for you Dray! Just like you want it!"

-"God really did bless me with this family.. Old man. "

Sees Nancy:

-"Grandma! I'm so sorry gramma! This is all my fault... I-i should never have just stood around! (Crying) "

-"Oh grandma Johnny's hurting me again! I didn't even do anything this time!"

-"Nancy? Nancy! (Relieved groan) Please help me find these kids! I had one earlier.. Lost her though.."

-"Don't think I don't know what you did to my dad gramma. "

Sees Johnny:

-"You gon' hurt me again because of this? It ain't my fault!!"

-"Dad! You're the reason this all happened! Why is it on me?!?"

-"this is all about that Maria girl isn't it!! You have Lori!"

-"you're the one that scarred my face up! Now I match that grease rat over there!"

-"Dad I'm so sorry.... I failed you and everyone here.. (Sobbing)"

Sees Sissy:

-"I heard about you running off. What was that Manson family like?"

-"I don't need the light! Stop bothering me!"

-"quit fuckin singing! I'm trying to be useful!"

-"you're one crazy lady, lady."

Sees Nubbins:

-"thanks for that necklace. I still think your disgusting."

-"take a fuckin shower! You smell horrible!"

-"you're one shifty little son of a gun... "

-"Dad told me you hate me, and the feelings mutual! Fuck you!"

-"that birthmark sure makes you real ugly. And what's with the stutter?"

Sees Bubba:

-"Awww sugar, are you okay? Did your chainsaw get clogged again? Let me help.."

-"for being so scary lookin' you're really soft."

-"BUBBA!!! HIIIIIII!! GET THAT BITCH BOY!"

-"I'm scared I'm gonna mess up..(verge of tears)"

Sees Hands:

-"You big oaf! Move!"

-"You're what? My uncle? My cousin?"

-"take me to one of your drag races! I wanna see!!"

-"Why are you the only one who thought to destroy the objects that get turned on?"

Sees Lori (Girlfriends oc) :

-"Momma! How's your stitches healing?"

-"Oh mom... He won't stop hurting me!"

-"Mom I'm so sorry!! This is my fault.., I brought them here.. (Verge of tears) "

-"We are gonna force Johnny to wear makeup! I know it! "

-"If you see Danny or Leland, tell me! I'll help you get them boys.. "

-"I-I can't do this.. I can't! I'm not like my dad.. This isn't right..(violent sobbing)"

Bonus! Sees Dallas (Madis bf- victim.) :

-"y-you came to find me? No! You need to leave!"

-"NO! NOT YOU! NO NO NO NO..(sobbing)"

-"You need to get out of here. Youre gonna die!"

-"b-babe..?"

Match start intro:

-"they got out? Oh no.. No no no we didn't string them up right!!"

-"Johnny's gonna kill me.. Oh god.. "

-"all my friends..? They're here? Oh no.."

-"I can't kill my friends (sob) "

-"I'll make him proud.."

Feed grandpa:

-"I'm glad you liked me enough to let me stay.. "

-"oh grandpa.. I know I'm your favorite! You let me stay!"

-"drink up, old man. "

-"and here when I first saw you I thought you was a fossil. "

Idle:

-"I can't believe this.. "

-"at least it's easier now.."

-"I knew that girl.. Maria.. She was beautiful."

-"I'm so sorry... You all should never have gone looking for us!.."

-"Y'all are all gonna die a painful death now and it's your fault!!"

-"ugh! I told Johnny it wasn't smart to go fuckin with girls!!"

Enemy attacked:

-"Thisll be easier if you quit yer movin!"

-"I'm so sorry..(sob)"

-"COME HERE WOULD YA!!"

-"Take it!"

Enemy seen:

-"Oh my god.. (Victim name)? "

-"y'all come back now! Thisll be over soon."

-"Hiding won't get you anywhere!"

Enemy lost:

-"NO! You keep runnin!"

-"where did you go... "

-"I'm gonna find youuuu!!"

Encounter start:

-"DON'T FUCKING TOUCH ME!!"

-"Get your grimey hands off me (victim name)!!"

-"I'm gonna make ur death miserable!!"

-"ugly little bitch!!"

See blood trail:

-"there's blood over here!! "

-"DAAAAAAD COME HERE! THERE'S BLOOD!"

-"that's a lot of blood.. You're dead aintchya?"

Exit interaction:

-"Ain't nobody make it out alive!!!"

-"there we go! All better."

-"I'm gonna wrangle theese fucks up."

Sees victim escape

-"NO! NO NO NO NO YOU ROTTEN LITTLE SHIT!! I'LL FUCKING CHASE YOU DOWN THE DAMN STREET!! GET BACK HERE!!!"

-"nonononono Johnny's gonna kill me! Theyre all gonna kill me! I'm gonna die I'm gonna die... Fuck fuck fuck maybe I can still get them, yea!"

-"oh shit.. They got out.."

-"damnit. Damnit damnit damnit. THEY GOT LOOSE.. SOMEONE HELP ME GET THEM!!"

I know that ain't everything but I thought you guys would enjoy this! I will definitely post more about her if you guys want me to.

[b--b-3]

Sooo I've decided to finally cross-post my Obey Me crack-fic from ao3, I hope you enjoy!✨️

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Cheek Clappin' Behavior

Ch.1

summary: Mc gets bamboozled by the game we all know and love 😭. They also happen to get yeeted right into it at full throttle, oops. How, you ask?? Who knows-

warnings: swearin/strong language, a quick innuendo, Mc just bein straight up wild tbh

misc: this fic doesn't accurately follow the story, literally just random shits 'n giggles for now lmao [pls it's so unserious ajfjshsjs] + the memes you see edited were done by me in my absolute mess of a gallery 💀

word count: almost 1k

It was just an ordinary day for Mc… Well, that is if you could call simping for fictional characters from a story-based gacha game ordinary. Okay, maybe they're a liiiiiiittle bonkers in the head, but we still love 'em 😋.

[Mc's POV]

'You've gotta be clappin' my cheeks unequivocally rn.'

"How tf am I gonna pull up AND get bumblefucked by this yee yee ass game 🤨🤨🤨??" Okay, so maaaaybe I got raw-dogged by a fictional world, but I can fix this for sure‼️

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Oh.

I didn't fix this. Far from it, in fact. Yet another 10 pull, wasted… 😟

Welp, whatever‼️‼️ Back to the story then hehEHEHEHE— HOLY FUCKIN' MOTHER OF GO— MAMMON YOU ABSOLUTE BABYGWORL TF YOU DOIN' LOOKIN' LIKE THAT?? 🤭🤭🤭

Even tho he plays hard to get, he ain't a match for MY sluttish behavior 🤪—

THIS? FUCKING?? $ Ł Ü ✝️? ? ? "The absolute fuckin' audacity I swear— AND this mf blushin' too? Consider tears runnin' down my leg fr fr for real fr‼️" YOU SEE THAT TUB OVER THERE MAMS?? YEAH HOP IN THAT BITCH CUZ I'M BOUTTA 😩😩—

Ahem.

Caught myself lackin' for a sec there sorry bout that y'all 💀—

I then end up playing this damn game for a psychologically questionable amount of time. Such a long time, in fact, my raggedy ass fell asleep with the game open. O p e n. I didn't even get to charge my shit— hot damn 😬.

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Next thing I know, I'm exposing my eye sockets to a ridiculous amount of light.

✨️OWIE✨️—

Oh.

'Now why in the ass-eatin' fuck does this place look familiar?? This ain't my house OR my room🗿. Tf is goin' on in here on this ass-chappin' day 🤨🤨??'

Like, the more I look around, the more shit's appearance becomes clear to me [no d U h Mc?? C'mon get it together 😭].

'Tho it does look a bit [a fuck ton tf you mean?? 💀] like my room in Obey Me…🤔'

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"Did my bitch-ass get isekai'd into the world of Big Boobie Bitches— I mean Obey Me??????⁉️🗣📢🔥"

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' …You've gotta be tuggin' my schlong rn this shit is a different breed. No, literally. Does that mean I'm a whole ass sheep now⁉️ This ain't gonna work. I swear on my left kneeca—'

All of a sudden, someone's headass bursts into the room. I was about to chew them tf out like a baddie, but then I SEE 🕕🫦🕕—

'CERTIFIED BABYGWORL??? AJDJSJEEJ OMGOMGOMG IT'S HIIIIIIIM IT'S MAAAAAMMMMS OH MY—🥺🎊✨️🫧💖‼️🥰💛'

"Yo, human! Ya were s'pposed to hang out with me today! What's goin' on?"

I—

'Ugh. What a cutie 🥰. Look at him, lookin' at me like that 'n shit 😭💖.'

I stare right back at the white-haired babygworl— I mean demon, trying a lil TOO hard to fight the inner voices that are telling me to jump him unprovoked.

"Well, tbh tbh honestly tbh, I haven't the slightest fuckin' clue Monie.. Buuuuuuut you can still take me out if you want tho 👀." I give him a lil look. Yano, a look. A little lookie look. A look that looks like a lil look because it looks—

"Whatever, let's just go. You've been makin' The Great Mammon wait long enough." He then drags me outta the room as if I'm his bitch.

'OW MY PUSS- now hold on for just a diddly ding dang darn second ☝️🤓— here I thought it was supposed to be the other way around 🤨🤔❓️ ❓️ ❓️'

Welp I'll just have to worry about it another time ig 🤷.

Anyways, now we were makin' our way [downtown] through the Big Ass House of Lamentation, BAHoL for short, trying to get to wherever tf Mammon has plans for. Well, that is until we run into a certain someone.

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'GAAASSSPP IT'S HIIIIIM‼️ LEVIATHAN THE SWEET BOOOOOOYYYYY OHFUCKOHFUUUCK 🥰💖🫧🧡✨️‼️'

"Yooo, Levi! Funny seein' ya outside ya room for once." Both Mammon and I then proceed to start gigglin' like two lil bitches lmao.

Until this mf turns around 🗿.

…My face just about shriveled up inside itself.

'DID BABYGWORL #3 GET EVEN QUIRKIER 😳😳😳⁉️'

"Levi.. you good?? You're looking a bit differently different there bud 😭😭."

'I swear to shit there are literal SPARKLES just shootin' me in the eyes rn.'

"Idk what you're talking abt lol." He blinks and just shrugs at me like absolutely NOTHING is wrong like wtf my g—

"Tbh tbh honestly tbh Levi you're looking MAD ✨️bbg✨️ rn and idk how to cope with that so I think it's best you induce an anime withdrawal for just a singular sliver of a second the sake of my sanity 🗣🗣."

It takes him a couple seconds for the matter inside his cranium to process whatever tf just came out my mouth.

"B-Bbg!? WOOOAAAHHHH��️🗣🗣🗣📢💥.. I-I can't believe you're calling a no-good otaku shut-in like me that!" He takes a moment to cover his now blushing face sextillion times more than his hair already does with his hand.

'Omg what a lil cutie I swear— got me swooning 'n shit <3.'

"Yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever! We've gotta get goin' now. See ya later, Levi!" Mammon cuts off the ENTIRE interaction quicker than it even started before dragging me away like a fucking rag doll.

'L?? M?? A?? O?? Tf is all this motion for 🫨🥴?'

What the plans are?? I still haven't the slightest of darn clues, buT I GUESS WE'LL FIND OUT 🗣.

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I kid you tf not we literally only managed to reach the main entrance before getting jumpscared by none other than Lucifer himself—

'EYE- SWEET MOTHER OF DIAVOLO'S (. )( .)‼️—'

[✨️To Be Continued✨️]

[garudabluffs]

Sexyy Red Is in Her Own League, and She Knows It

The St. Louis rapper is quickly becoming the hottest thing in hip-hop, all while just being herself

July 12, 2023 Skee Yee Lyrics

(Tay Keith, Fuck These Niggas Up) Skee-yee (Dj Meech, Lil’ Bitch) Skee-yee Skee-yee Skee-yee

If You See Me And You Tryna See What’s Up (Skee-yee) He Wanna Fuck With Me, Then I’ma Have Him Stuck (Skee-yee)

Bitch Lookin’ Bad, And Got A Stupid Butt (Skee-yee) Jewelry On Yo’ Wrist, Fuck It, Hold It Up (Skee-yee)

When I Holler, “Skee-yee” That Mean Pull Up (Skee-yee) Cars Seventy-five, And They Fast As Fuck (Skee-yee) I’m Lookin’ Good When I’m Hoppin’ Out That Truck (Skee-yee) Where The Hood Niggas At That Get Them Bucks? (Skee-yee)

Benz Clean, But We Ridin’ Dirty (Yum) Slidin’ With Your Boo, Yeah, That’s My Dirty (You Know It) My Sister In The Backseat Like A .30 (Baow) Niggas Tryna Shoot They Shot, Stephen Curry (Swish) Take A Bitch Nigga, Show My Mercy Do The Pussy Bitch Dirty

She Like “Sexyy, Why You Hurt Me?” (I Don’t Know) Took Him Down Off Them Yerkys (Uh, Uh, Uh, Uh) When You With Me, Put That Dick All Up In My Backside (Uh, Uh, Uh) I’m A Hood Bitch Sittin’ Courtside (I’m Hood) I’ll Show A Pussy How This Mac Ride Lil’ Bitch, I’m From The Northside (Skee-yee)

If You See Me And You Tryna See What’s Up (Skee-yee) He Wanna Fuck With Me, Then I’ma Have Him Stuck (Skee-yee) Bitch Lookin’ Bad, And Got A Stupid Butt (Skee-yee) Jewelry On Yo’ Wrist, Fuck It, Hold It Up (Skee-yee) When I Holler, “Skee-yee” That Mean Pull Up (Skee-yee) Cost Seventy-five, And They Fast As Fuck (Skee-yee) I’m Lookin’ Good When I’m Hoppin’ Out That Truck (Skee-yee) Where The Hood Niggas At That Get Them Bucks? (Skee-yee)

B-b-bitch, It’s Big Sexyy, I’m The Chosen One (Bet) I’ll Drop A Bag On Your Head, I Got A Lot Of Funds And, I Got Them Shooters In The Cut, They Got A Lot Of Guns (Grrah, Boom) Put My Lil’ Nigga On Yo’ Ass, He Gon’ Blam Somethin’ (Bitch) You Know I Swerve That Benz Like A Nascar I Like Hellcats, Skrrt Off The Lot, Then Make The Engine Fart (Skrrt, Skrrt, Skrrt, Skrrt)

Don’t Put Yo’ Trust In Me, Pussy Nigga, I’ma Break Yo’ Heart Young Turnt Bitch, When I Pull Up, That’s When The Party Start (Skee-yee) In The Booty Club, Standin’ On The Couch Throwin’ Bs Discover The All New Song Releases Today (Discover More) Better Respect Me, Bitch, My People’s In The Cut With Them Things Wafi Got Me Icy, Now, My Chain Hit Like, “Blaow-bling” In New York With My Partners, We Be Jammin’, Nah’mean?

If You See Me And You Tryna See What’s Up (Skee-yee) He Wanna Fuck With Me, Then I’ma Have Him Stuck (Skee-yee) Bitch Lookin’ Bad, And Got A Stupid Butt (Skee-yee) Jewelry On Yo’ Wrist, Fuck It, Hold It Up (Skee-yee) When I Holler, “Skee-yee” That Mean Pull Up (Skee-yee) Cost Seventy-five, And They Fast As Fuck (Skee-yee) I’m Lookin’ Good When I’m Hoppin’ Out That Truck (Skee-yee) Where The Hood Niggas At That Get Them Bucks? (Skee-yee)

Song TitleSkee YeeArtistSexyy RedYearJun 10, 2023Song WriterJanae Wherry, Marquell Jones, Brytavious Chambers, Dometrius Moore Jr.ProducerTay Keith

READ MORE https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-features/sexyy-red-interview-1234786906/

“SkeeYee” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Id5Mh2T7rWc

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[robinofinashiro]

prompt: “well darlin', one of us has gotta make the move first....."

characters/fandom: johnny joestar / jojo's bizarre adventure

request status/note: closed / okay so a bitch LIED and now here's a johnny fic!! i literally love his yee haw ass so much. like literally, i'm in love with this man so much, it's ridiculous LMAOO but i swear, the dio fic is next!

pronouns: she/her and afab!

you walked into school with Gyro to your side as he babbled on about some nonsense he did over the weekend. you were half paying attention before you heard your name being called over by another group of your friends. you quickly waved Gyro off as one of your friends held your breakfast in their hand.

Johnny soon made his way over to his friend as Gyro caught the look Johnny had on his face. he saw the way Johnny tapped the rails of his wheelchair in jealousy as he watched you talk with a plethora of your guy friends.

"lookin' at her again?" Gyro asked as he saw his friend continuing to stare at you. Johnny had grown a crush on you within the last couple of months but after Johnny's accident, he had went into a depression and never had the chance to confess his feelings for you.

you were the schools "it" girl. everyone had a crush on you. it wasn't that you were the most attractive girl on campus, other girls had let you know that but it was the fact that you were so friendly and happy with everyone that made you so popular with everyone. whenever anyone met you, they instantly became a friend of yours and although Johnny hadn't interacted with you much, you still caught the blue eyed mans attention.

Gyro rolled his eyes knowing he wouldn't be able to get through to Johnny. he had told Johnny on multiple occasions to ask you out on a date but every time Johnny refused. he came up with a stupid excuse and frankly, Gyro was getting annoyed. he knew you would be into Johnny but you assuming that Gyro would be joking when he told you that Johnny liked you, he hadn't said anything to you yet.

you heard Gyro's whistle from across the hall as Johnny's eyes went wide, "dude!" he screamed, trying to leave the situation almost instantly but by the time he could, you were already locking eyes with them. Johnny punched Gyro in the back as Gyro doubled over in pain.

"what?" you asked, staring at Gyro in slight annoyance now, "you goin' to Diego's party tonight?" he asked through pained breaths. you nodded excitedly, "of course! I bought an outfit for tonight," you replied. you turned to look at Johnny who was eerily silent, "you goin' Johnny?" you asked, anxiously waiting his response.

before Johnny could reply, Gyro nodded, "yup! he hasn't been to one of Diego's parties since last fall," he replied. you clapped excitedly, "I'll look out for the two of you. I haven't seen Johnny at a party in a while so I'm excited to see you guys there!"

Gyro's eye twitched as he flicked Johnny in the back of the head. he could tell that you were anticipating for Johnny to say something but he remained silent when Diego approached you. rumors had been spreading that the blond was gaining feelings for you which worried Gyro considering he wanted Johnny for you. he had nothing against Diego but that didn't defy from the fact that he wanted his two friends together.

"lets go gorgeous, we got physics and you know how our professor can be," you waved off Johnny and Gyro, hoping to get at least a wave from Johnny. Diego grabbed your book, offering to hold it as he ushered you away from the two other boys. Gyro stared at Johnny with a look of disbelief, "you had several chances! what the fuck?" he exclaimed, "you're going tonight, I don't care what your excuse is," Gyro stated before walking away, leaving Johnny to his own devices.

+

night approached as you were fixing your hair, catching your roommates attention, "party tonight?" she asked. you nodded excitedly, fixing the light blue top you were wearing, "you look extra cute. what's the occasion?" she asked.

you tossed your phone to her, pulling up a picture of Johnny, "you know the guy I told you about a few months back? he's going," you explained. she giggled, shaking her head at how excited you were, "tell Gyro I said hey by the way," she said before walking away.

you grabbed your keys and the twelve pack of wine coolers before heading over to Diego's. being friends with the president of a frat meant that you were usually let in without hesitation but you were never trustworthy of drinking something that didn't have a cap on it beforehand.

you knew Diego was expecting you there as you were able to tell the crush he was growing for you. while you would have entertained it maybe a year ago, ever since you grew closer to Gyro, you were thinking of Johnny more and more. something about his blue chapstick and blond hair made you feel some type of way.

once you got to Diego's place, you fixed your hair once more inside of the car before going inside. the music was blaring so loud that you could hardly hear your own thoughts. you placed the drinks on the side along with the rest of the bottled alcohol before taking one out and making your way to Diego and his group of friends.

"you look good," your friend Bethany said. you thanked her, giving yourself a twirl to show off your skirt, "and she's all mine for tonight," you heard Diego murmur. you rolled your eyes, pushing his head away from your shoulder, "only in your dreams, Brando."

the rest of your friends laughed as all of you continued to talk amongst each other.

Johnny and Gyro arrived about an hour later to see the place crowded with people. Gyro tried scouting out the area to see if they could find you. Johnny remained bored as he tried to talk with a few people but none of the conversations he was having were keeping his attention for long. in reality, he was hoping to just find you so Gyro could get off his back.

after a while Gyro had finally spotted you. you were leaning against the wall, talking to Diego and Beth. Johnny couldn't help but lick his lips at the sight of you. you were wearing a skirt, a bit short for his liking, and a baby blue top that matched his own clothes. what he couldn't help but laugh at was the fact that with such a cute outfit, you had paired it with blue crocs.

"hey," Gyro said tapping your shoulder. you turned around excitedly, "hey! you guys made it!" you said over the music. he nodded as you looked to Johnny and gave him a shy smile, "wanna go sit somewhere? kinda wanna get away from Diego," you murmured to them, making Johnny laugh.

all of you made your way over to a random empty couch as you handed Gyro and Johnny a beer before popping one of your drinks open, "so, how's everything?" you asked them, taking a long sip of your Smirnoff Screwdriver.

"smooth sailin'," Johnny replied, his country accent making your heart flutter. Gyro smirked to himself, seeing the way your face was getting flushed at Johnny's accent. he knew that when Johnny wanted to impress someone, he'd play up the country accent he had and like usual, it was working, "that's great to hear! how are classes going?" you asked back.

Johnny replied as the two of you got lost in conversation. Gyro, seeing that the two of you were hardly paying attention, sat back with a smirk on his face. eventually, the music got turned up even higher as the lights started to dim, barely being able to see anything.

Gyro stood up, seeing how he was not being paid attention too anymore and went to find some poor girl to hit on. you on the other hand remained next to Johnny, neither of you noticing Gyro had left. both you and Johnny were a couple of drinks in, any nervousness that the two of you had in your bodies already gone as the drinks progressively hit your system.

"What You Know About Love" by Pop Smoke played through the speaker as you stared at Johnny, your eyes half lidded while you continued to talk. Johnny, taking every ounce of pride he had in his system, grabbed your hand and pulled you onto his lap, playing with your hand softly.

"getting confident are we?" you whispered, your forehead touching Johnny's. he chuckled, "well darlin', one of us gotta make the move first," he replied, grabbing your cheek with his hand before pulling you in for a kiss.

you immediately melted in the kiss, letting Johnny lead the kiss as he placed his hand on your neck, grasping it a bit to keep you in place. the slight possessiveness on Johnny's behalf made your stomach get butterflies. you felt Johnny's tongue enter your mouth, not caring if people saw the way he had you as your tongue continued to brush over his.

Johnny pulled away as he saw the way his blue chapstick stained your lips as your own lipgloss was sticking against his face. you took another swig of your drink as you laid your head on Johnny's shoulder, giving soft but deep kisses on his neck, hoping to leave a hickey somewhere.

as Johnny felt your lips kiss up his neck, he couldn't help but lock eyes with Diego. this small competition between the two of them getting heated as Johnny stared at him with a smirk playing on his face. he gave the blond a wave before grabbing your chin and pulling you in for another kiss. the way Johnny touched your thigh as softly as ever made Diego's eye twitch in annoyance. Johnny's fingers playing with the hem of your skirt as if he wanted you to take it off made you moan quietly.

"mmm, never knew you were this good of kisser," you whispered to Johnny as your lips remained close to his. Johnny laughed before shrugging, "I guess you got a lot to learn darlin'," he replied, "now how about you go back to givin' me those neck kisses you were givin' me earlier," he stated with confidence.

you did what Johnny said and placed your lips on his neck as Gyro now stared at Johnny with a smirk. Johnny gave him them middle finger before closing his eyes and relishing in the kisses you were giving him.

[afrobi-loves]

My boy got his cOw BoY hAt YEE HAW 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠

Aww I’m glad he took him out there cause he buggin about his ‘potential’ hair loss

OH MY FUCKING SJSKSJSHAJSKSKSK OUTTA POCKET OUTTA NOWHERE THEY GOT ME FUCKED UP THEY GOTTA CHILL

OH!!! HE MADE HIM DINNER SDJSJAKS

Son what you lookin like that for MY GUY COOKED FOR YOU!!! Bitch that’s all anybody want, somebody who can whip up a good ass home cooked meal!

Okay but why is Carlos so damn perfect I-

Ooooh that hurted. That hurted bad.

Oof that’s angst and pain right there

Damn this is just so much omg THIS SHOW

There you go Owen!

Alright my guys I’m out!

[pretty0purple]

My opinion on the groups OF SP

They'res like 4 to 5 I'm gonna say.

Stans gang: they're cute and do everything together!! Guitar queero is real good for Kyle and stan and also stick of truth they are all together in the game!! Princess Kenny is my reason for living. How did they over beat man bear pig, Amazon, gangs, and like whole many others how? Also BABIES THEM AS PRESCHOOLERS IS SO CUTE!! Theyre bike in the last episode if Kenny didn't quit would have been so cool! Kenny loves hid sister so much!! Stan the animal lover!! Jewish, ginger, Jersey kyle, Irene cartman, princess Kenny, and goth stan. All the boys have a part to them!!

Overall 9/10 because yes they can be assholes and not do the right thing but still they good af.

Craig's gang: adorable!! A few episodes they're together and its cute!! METROSEXUAL EPISODE!! They're costumes make me happy! Y'all know you want Clyde my chubby boy!! Token is packed and doesn't brag!! Good children yes yes. Not the main reason but c r e e k. Y'all I would let Jimmy beat me for a nickel. They all have a different accent except token his is like normal. Jimmy and his stutter!! Is Craig's nose stuffy all the time? Tweek panicked and anxious voice!! Clyde's is hard to describe but its like kinda stuffy but not?? I love them anyway!! SPACE MAN CRAIG!! Barbarian tweek, spaceman Craig, fast pass, mosquito, and token himself are amazing!!

8/10 because not enough recognition and they're assholes but good ones. I mean they dobt do the weird shit Stans gang does but they are kinda mean to them.

Girls gang: y'all I don't know much about them but they lookin out for each other!! Good shit! In one if the games I believe you get them to fight on your side and they will!! They wnat justice for the world!! "I told her~ DONT FUCK WITH WENDY TESTABURGER!" bebe's boobs destroy the world. Y'all they a good ass group! Annie knows whats good!! Nichole is my bitch she's so nice and like I love her!! Esther is a cutie!! Anyway callgirl, cheerleading, and doing justice.

Y'all they 9.5/10 cause they do whats right but when girls get out of hand shit goes down like Wendy's jealousy over bebe's boobs and that one teacher. And they're fued over Heidi. Y'all better watch yourselves with them.

Goths gang: u h m I love them! Love them! Michaels"No way, no way nO WAY!" AND PETES RING TONE!! "suck my goth ball!" Firkle is my reason for living!! They're poems make me happy even though they sad as shit. Firkle carries a knife ! They took in stan and Karen!! They good people when it's not 'conformist'. They're bikes in the last episode!! They just hang out in Henriettas room and be goth. That's so goth. COFFEE. The fuckin plant. Yall let us not forget about their fued against the vampire posers. They also smoke which is an aesthetic in a way !! THEYRE DANCE!! Anyway small firkle with knife, poems, coffee, goth music, and goth.

They be 10/10 cause bro they goth, they stabby, they dont take anyones shit, they join a lot of fights in the games, they get their own themes song!! Iove them!! But yeah it's probably'conformist'to be tens but whatever.

Anyway I hope y'all like this or whatever I need to post and shit so Yee.

Could not find one for Goths cause I'm a loser but ya know!

[ao3feed-danganronpa]

Draco Malfoy lookin ass

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/37nzSZW

by this_isnt_my_darkest_fuckin_secret

spoilers for chapter 2 of THH, obviously

fuck byakuya togami all my homies hate byakuya togami

Words: 2141, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Dangan Ronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

Rating: Explicit

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: Other

Characters: Ishimaru Kiyotaka, Oowada Mondo, Naegi Makoto, Monokuma (Dangan Ronpa), Asahina Aoi, Ogami Sakura, Fujisaki Chihiro, Celestia Ludenberg, Hagakure Yasuhiro, Yamada Hifumi

Relationships: Ishimaru Kiyotaka & Oowada Mondo

Additional Tags: shup ut, aoi is the coolest, kiyotaka deserves better, byakuya can stfu hes the worst and i hate him, i am taking out the repressed rage from my childhood in this bitch of a fiction, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Grief, and ass whooping, yee to the haw

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/37nzSZW

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Cowboy hat lookin ass bitch be goin yee yee yeehaw

Moze with the SnapBack and cowboy hat customization options.... okay lesbian I see you

RIGHT.. AND THE PUNK LOOKING ONE TOO? UGH LOOOOOK AT HER