#year of waluigi

[miss-psyson]

Happy (Late) Valentine's Day from the Mario men 💕

[pliablehead]

one of those tiktoks that’s like a bunch of people talking to the camera at the start of the party but it’s like—

“hi, I’m—real, original, real Kristen, and I think that… British Kristen is gonna be the most drunk.”

“Hi I’m (huge finger-quotes, pointing obviously to a bass guitar resting against the wall) ‘Kristen Applebees,’ wink, and I think that normal Kristen is gonna be the most drunk.”

“Hi, I’m Kristen’s flatmate, and I think that British Kristen will probably be the most drunk. —Also not everyone from Fallinel says ‘blimey,’ just because they’re from Fallinel, I wanna be clear—“

(high-pitched mocking voice) “Hi! I’m Teddy Bear Kristen! Kristen’s special teddy bear! I think the most drunk person is gonna be Fabian, because that’s how drunk he’s gonna have to get if he’s ever gonna try to explain the whole thing with British Kristen to Mazey, and it’s actually astonishing that Kristen’s managed to cockblock me—um, him, on yet another level, and—“

“Hoi, oi’m Bri’ish Kristen, and I—“ (bends off-screen to be violently ill while still visibly clutching a Fantasy Guinness) “—Blimey—“

[crystalchimera]

Mario Tennis 64 Waluigi sometimes feels like a different character, and I'm amused by that

[tittyinfinity]

hi @tittyinfinity :) I wanted to get in touch because I saw your blog had some interest in C.AI. I’m just in the process of researching for a film about whether AI is the future of love, and I wanted to speak to other users to hear their experiences and stories. Would you be open to having a quick call with me?

I'm honestly kinda curious about what you mean by AI being the future of love

[allen309]

Spoiler for Paper Mario Thousand-Year Door:

We have a Waluigi outfit in the game!!!!!

[craniodedragao]

Happy New Year Everyone!

[radarsteddybear]

A neato Easter egg I found in Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door that people probably already know about—

There’s a badge in the game that you can equip called the W Emblem Badge. You can buy it from Charlieton in Rogueport Square if you hit him right. It changes Mario’s color scheme to Wario’s—

In Chapter 6 of the game, you can find an L Emblem Badge, which changes Mario’s color scheme to Luigi’s—

And if you, like me, have the W Emblem badge equipped and forget to unequip it when you put on the L Emblem badge—

You get Waluigi’s color scheme!

[aj-256652]

Year of the Wah-gon🐉🧄🍆

Made a couple of Wah-dragons (Wah-gons?) for the Chinese Lunar New Year.

[foxune]

[art-g0blin-draws]

I wanted to imagine what wario might look like in a paper mario game. I think I did an OK job lol

[quietwingsinthesky]

anyway. Waterloo ft. Even

The Master is singing. Even thinks they might kill him for that.

“Waterloo, I was defeated, you won the war!”

He moves across their TARDIS, frenetic energy vibrating beneath his skin, and though Even steps back, he grabs their arm and pulls them into a dance. A stumble, on their part, dragged along into a spinning, bouncing rhythm that makes them dizzy.

“Waterloo, promise to love you forevermore,” voice warbling low, simpering smile.

The Master leans too close. Even stomps on his foot. Without missing a beat, he shoves them away into the console hard enough to bruise their back.

——

The radio buzzes to life as Even messes with the dials. Out of the corner of their eye, the Master… She turns before a mirror, observing her new body.

She smells wrong. Even buries their nose in the crook of their elbow.

The first notes have barely played, upbeat my, my, before the Master scoffs.

“Find something more my style.”

“You like that song.”

“New ears,” she insists.

“It’s my radio,” Even argues back.

“Our TARDIS, our radio. Play me something sweet, dear.”

Frustrated, Even fiddles away.

-you’re so pretty, can’t you understand-

“That’s more like it!” Even sighs loudly.

——

“Doctor?” Bill calls into the TARDIS.

“Not here,” Even answers from the floor. They look very comfortable there. The TARDIS is playing music. Bill didn’t know it could do that. “He’s bad with time.”

“Never late to lectures, though,” Bill says.

“Good at talking at people,” Even concedes. “You can wait here.”

Bill isn’t going to lay on the ground when there’s chairs.

-I feel like I win when I lose.

“Is that ABBA?” she laughs.

Even nods.

“Sorry, guess I didn’t think that was your style.”

“It’s familiar,” Even sighs. “Should be trying new music.”

“You’re looking for recs?”

——

“I tried to hold you back,” Noble hums beneath their breath, “but you were stronger.”

Something clicks in Bill’s brain, recognition sharp enough to hurt, something she should know, something obvious.

“Is that ABBA?” she demands.

Noble looks at her, frowning. “I don’t know. I just heard it somewhere.”

It’s there on the tip of her tongue. Bill knows. She knows. Noble is staring at her, head tilted. They aren’t right. In their voice, in the song- Bill should be able to connect it.

Why can’t she. Why can’t she.

Razor coughs to get her attention. Bill’s distracted. Bill forgets.

——

“Waterloo,” Even’s lips are cracked, dry, and bleeding, their voice is a thready whisper, and still, they stumble along, “wouldn’t escape if you wanted to.” The clank of metal punctures through their singing. They’re exhausted, their head feels like it’s boiling, and they’re starving.

They’ve learned that Cybermen, when made out of living men and not dead ones, keep the flesh inside alive. Fresh.

“Waterloo, knowing I’m late to see it through.” They drag the Cyberman’s limp form along. One more. So many to go.

They wonder if they’ll die first.

They inhale, start coughing.

No. That’d be too easy.

[mangogummi]

Oops, I can’t believe I forgot Paper Mario: TTYD remake came out today. So far everyone seems happy with it and trans Vivian is real!!

Can’t wait to finally play this game for myself whenever I finally get through my game list enough to not feel guilty for playing it. Hope everyone enjoys playing!!

[duckapus]

Improper Disposal AU

Post-Canon Epic Mickey story idea where Wapeach (the actual scrapped version from the Nintendo Archive Leaks (at least I think she was part of that whole deal. could be misremembering)) somehow becomes a resident of Wasteland despite not being in any way connected to Disney, and this sets events into motion that will change Wasteland forever.

She ends up landing on the far side of Mickeyjunk Mountain instead of whatever the equivalent to Disneyland's main entrance is like everyone else, probably due to the whole "actually from Nintendo" thing. Oswald's Card Guards alert him about the situation and he heads over to greet her and bring her over to Wasteland Proper, both because he makes sure to give every newly arrived Forgotten Toon a warm welcome (and an explanation of what's happened to them) and because there's no way he's letting a kid wander around lost in a literal pile of garbage any longer than he has to.

Of course, when he actually gets there he has to contend with a short-tempered, egotistical brat with an axe almost as big as her superiority complex. Doesn't change the goals but it does change the gameplan.

He does eventually calm her down enough to explain to her exactly where she is and why she's there, teach her how to use the Projector Screen portals (luckily since she was supposed to be a Mario character she picks up the platforming quick), and give her a tour of Ostown and Mean Street. Then they try to figure out where she's going to live now that she's there, but with her rather unpleasant personality and a sort of Off-ness about her compared to everyone else due to the whole "from a different company" thing, it doesn't exactly go well.

Eventually she blows her top, causes some property damage, declares that she'll make everyone sorry for rejecting her (technically they haven't (well, most of them), but she's a kid and she's been scrapped twice. she really doesn't take it well when she thinks she's being rejected or ignored), and runs back to Mickeyjunk to hide from Oswald (who is understandably worried about her) and find a good spot to build an Evil Lair.

So now Wasteland has a preteen D-list supervillain. Joy.

Anyway, a few misadventures later she's got this nagging feeling that something's missing (you know, besides all the obvious stuff) and ends up remembering that she was supposed to be teamed up with Wario and Waluigi. Obviously, the real deals aren't an option, so she gets inspiration from Oswald's Animatronic versions of Mickey's friends, hunts down and dismantles some of the local Beetleworx so she can reverse-engineer them (both Wario and Waluigi are pretty good with machines, I thought it would make sense if she was too). The result is robotic versions of Wario and Waluigi she calls "Nontendroids." Nontendroid Wario's main "not quite Wario) features are that he has a big tire instead of legs and big hydraulic forearms, while Nontendroid Waluigi's are a blunt claw for a left hand and an extra pair of long retractable bare-metal appendages that stick out of his back and can have pretty much any tool you can think of attached to the ends. Just like the Animatronics, they act pretty much exactly like their real-life templates (though with some added behaviors based on their status as robots and the new abilities that provides).

Anyway, this is all leading to a Big Event, the kind of Big Event that Mickey would come back over to help with, but this is what you get for now because it's 5 am and I'm tired.

[bugsongs]

so annoyed that i woke up w a nasty headache on the day of my event. AND it's raining early so the ground is gonna be soggy which means idek where we can put the ******** **** **** bc it might just sink into the ground. ALSO we have no idea if anyone will show up because we're bad at marketing 👍

[miss-psyson]

Year of the rabbit?

[bixy]

I think I'm gonna dress up as homura this halloween