#yeahhh adam and eve hate each other etc etc will never understand each other etc etc (muttering)

[homuracar]

seeing post about m/f ships but too shy to reblog to ramble. does anybody else like horrible marriage het. people are always like only this is good het! and then show a bland dynamic because its yet another dynamic template(said with contempt in my soul). i got what girlboss and malewife is the first time already!🤬💢 nothing wrong with that and all the loveydovey het people post about tbh but i think. okay. this is specific. i like. horrible het ships spinning in my mind a lot. you know when you see crazy tiktok posts about the modern dating scene or something (very majorly straight most of the time) and its like what do you bring to the table?! would you let your boyfriend have female friends?! she is so cheating on you. he's on his way to meet his secret 5 wives kill him before he kills you. i am reminded of the gender box insanity going on but also its kind of crazyfunny isnt it. my favorite straight "ship" is bloberta and clay puppington from moral orel. ships are like watching a bug in a glass box and the observable kind-of-crazy straight people you see everyday are kind of funny.