#yeah ykw how are we supposed to trust him
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thecomet-and-themeteor · 4 months ago
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Hi okay so this was originally supposed to be about the fact that I think he's a cool character that has a lot of potential that Disney ultimately fumbled but I just finished reading the novel adaptation of the movie and can someone please explain to my why they Cinderella-fied him if they didn't want me to root for his fucking redemption in the end????
Guys, it's been 11 years, and I had to finally start being honest with means, and that means being honest with y'all too by extension
I!!!!
Am a Hans stan 😔
#LIKE FUCKING#BRO??????#WHAT THE FUCK?????????????#anyway I'm officially a hans defender to the day i day he better not come back in frozen 3 or 4 because i know they'll only fumble him again#hans of the southern isles#hans westergaard#not to mention the fact that his side of the story was written kinda poorly#and annas side of the story being the heroes side therefore making her lack of knowledge + hatred of hans the way the end is framed#will make you mad even if you dont come out of the story liking hans?#hans only goes to arendelle to marry as a way to escape his abusive family and in the beginning shows genuine interest in anna#so anytime he brings up his plan to take the throne it feels kinda forced#and by the middle of the story it completely pivots right#so hans is just The Bad Guy now#but every once in a while theres a reference to or mention of his family that makes you go#Oh Holy Fuck Right This Guy Is Only Here Because Of His Fucked Up Home Life#and then in the end anna is very rightfully doubting whether hans even told the truth about his family#so even though we as the reader KNOW THAT HE DID her internal monologue being the final one we read and the heroes one makes the reader go#yeah ykw how are we supposed to trust him#AS IF THE ENTIRE BEGINNING OF THE BOOK FROM HANS' PERSPECTIVE DIDNT FUCKING HAPPEN#and then also the cherry on top is that hans final thoughts in the whole book is him silently begging not to be sent back to his family#which is just like#isnt this the same studio that made fucking Cinderella#why is there no redemption laid out for this man#and in the movie its like right true love as in all forms of love thaws and heals all#and hans is a foil to anna right like they both grew up in a home void of love but both let it affect them very differently#so like. wouldnt it make SENSE. for him to begrudgingly LEARN WHAT LOVE IS. and why thats BETTER than the BITTERNESS thats CONSUMED HIM#i dont want to fucking LIKE THIS MAN#hes the VILLAIN hes an ASSHOLE#BUT WHY DID THEY D O T H I S T O H I M#okay rant done now. im just so. ugh. im so fucking mad rn what the fuck. disney fumbled so much worse than i thought. redeem hans 2k27
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katslitg · 5 years ago
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how the open heart lis would react to you being pregnant. (obvs jackie’s pregnant in her scenario.)
Jackie Varma:
god she’d be pissed!!!!!!
“what do you mean positive??? check the other ten tests!!!!”
“jack, all of them say posi-“ “shut up!!!”
she’d be mad, mostly at herself for not being careful enough
pregnancy on top of money problems is rough
good thing you two already live together
wouldnt acknowledge it until she started showing
“dr varma, ure pregnant???” “yeah, just ignore it.”
shed ignore you at the beginning, not knowing what to do
“jackie, c’mon, you cant keep ignoring me! it takes to two to tango!” “i can and i will,”
when you finally force her to come shopping for baby clothes, supplies, furniture etc, she loves it
“omg look how adorable! can you believe our baby’s feet are this small!”
she’d become insecure further into the pregnancy
“what if im not going to be a good mom, hm?”
“don’t say that, jack, you’ll be a great mom,”
you two would move into the your room, since it had a better view and change her room into a nursery
the boys would help you put everything together.
“bryce, that’s not where its supposed to be- ykw forget it.”
“jesus, dr ramsey do you even know how to-“ bryce would shut up just seeing ethan give him a glare
“see i knew raf would come around to save the day” she’d flirt with him, making him blush
cutest mood swings ever!!!
“all im saying is he’s a fucking jerk and i- ohhh sienna are those donuts?”
jackie would get stressed at the weirdest moments, and you kiss her and cuddle with her to calm her down
“mc, you know i hate kids, why did this have to happen to us!!!!”
she’d slowly come to terms with the fact that she was going to become a parent
god giving birth would scare this woman, and trust me not a lot of things scare her
“mc, what if-“ “jack, breath, everything will be fine!”
when you two found out you’d have a daughter she smiled
“at least i wont have to deal with a little mc” she’d joke
when she got in labour she’d curse at everyone!!!
“AND YOU! YOU MC ARE THE WORST ONE HERE! GETTING ME PREGNANT AND THAN MAKING ME DO THE HARD PART I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!”
“uhhh....”
after a couple of years, the three of you would move into a bigger apartment, still close to the hospital
god, your daughter absolutely lovessssssssss aunt sienna and uncle elijah!!!! these two dorks would hang around with her all the time
“dad, can i stay at aunt sienna’s after school?”
“she’s working today sweetheart but mommy will be there to pick you up”
you two would have some sweet, annoying nicknames for her
love, sweetheart, sugar, honey etc
Bryce Lahela:
he’d be excited and scared
he would freeze when he found the positive pregnancy test in his trashcan
“i wanted to tell you but seems like you already found out,”
he’d shut you out and be less loud at work
“bryce, please talk to me” “uhh, cant have a long shift today”
but one day you’d show up to his apartment, keiki opened the door
“oh hey keiki, is bryce home?” “yeah come in”
youd try to get him to talk but man he was not feeling it
“i just need some space mc,”
wouldnt even take a week for him to come over and apologize to you
“im just not sure if i’d make a good dad, i mean i had two bad examples growing up, what if i-“
youd cut him off with a kiss
“no need to stress, bryce, im certain you will make a great dad!”
you two would have to look for a bigger place, and also someone to fill your spot at the apartment
sienna, elijah and jackie would help you decorate the nursery
“jackie those colours do not match with the blankets i bought” sienna would say while jackie just rolled her eyes
“well maybe you shouldn’ve bought so! many! blankets!” jackie said while holding up multiple blankets
“guys please its mc and bryce’s child we can’t fight over this” elijah was the only one who would think rationally
when you found out you were having a son bryce almost jumped into the air
“a little bryce,,,,” he’d say with heart eyes, making you roll your eyes
when you went into labour, he’d be the one freaking out
“can’t believe im saying this when im the one in labour, but good god bryce calm down!”
uncle raf!!!!! aunt kyra!!!!!
rafael and kyra would absolutely adore your son!!!! theyd fight over whose turn it was to babysit
“kyra, you had him last weekend!” “but mc said he always talks about how fun aunt kyra is!”
“why dont you two take him to the park together? he loves both aunt kyra and uncle rafael equally” bryce would say, making the two adults reluctantly agree
“finally a moment alone with the woman of my dreams” he said the second they left, making you chuckle
keiki would hang out with your son. occasionally.
“aunt keiki can you read me a bedtime story?” “right. im aunt keiki.”
she’d love it secretly
Rafael Averio: (pretending sora doesnt exist here lol)
this man would beam with joy!!!
he had always dreamt of having a big family of his own
“youre pregnant?” “yeah.... i-“ he’d kiss you before you could even say anything else
would brag to everyone about it
“do you guys know im goin-“ “going to be a dad? yes raf you told us like a million times” his paramedic friends would say
it was even funnier when you saw how some people avoided him because of it
would not leave ur side
“jesus ever heard of personal space?” “oops sorry”
he’d be at ur apartment all the time
“raf, not that we don’t enjoy you being here but don’t you idk have other friends?” jackie would try to get him out of the house
sienna’d be fine with it since he would help her cook n bake stuff
“i didnt know you cooked!” “not really just some stuff i picked up from my grandma”
he’d sleep over at your apartment
when you got insecure he’d talk to you and make u forgot about it in a certain way ;)
“what if im not a good mom? or what if your fanily doesn’t approve of me?? oh good god this is not going how i imagined-“ “relax, you know my family loves you, now get over here”
you’d move in with him, and get someone to fill ur spot in the apartment
the two of you going to the senior center together!!!
“now edith you better not get to comfortable” you’d joke, earning a laugh from rafael
kyra and bryce would come over and help with the nursery, of course it was after the boys’ gym day so bryce dragged ethan with them
“hey gu- oh hey dr ramsey!” you’d say with a bright smile when you opened the front door.
“kyra not that i dont love you but what even is this?” “yeah i tried to make a blanket but as you can see it backfired”
“uhm ethan you sure that this is the color we picked out?” bryce would panic, knowing damn well they didnt do the one you asked them to do right
“well good thing aunt kyra did got the good color” she’d go get it from the car while the two men started at her in confussion
when you found out you were having a girl he got super excited
“a little mc running around the house” he’d say, already coming up with names
when you’d go into labour he’d put up a calm gentle persona while in reality he wanted to screammmmm
uncle bryce n aunt jackie!!!
u cant tell me bryce n raf havent become close friends
“hey dad can uncle bryce and aunt jackie stay for dinner?” “sweetie youre ignoring the rest of our guests”
even tho they would admit it bryce and jackie loved babysitting her
“do you want to come with uncle bryce?” “bryce thats enough its MY day!”
his family would come around often, bringing gifts every single time
his grandma would try to get him to propose, earning glares from him
when your daughter heard juliana say something along the lines of “when is the wedding” she’d get super excited!!!
“are you two really getting married??!!”
Ethan Ramsey:
you two would already be in an awkward position bc of the gwyneth thing
what was worse was that he admitted to not wanting to get married and have children
god, that little fight on the way to leland and at house took a toll on you, so when june came to check on you back in the hospital you told her
“so, youre pregnant?” “yeah” you’d sob
she wouldnt force you to tell her who the dad is, but it was obvious
before the fight you’d always come to the diagnostics team’s meetings with a smile on your face but now it was a neutral face or sometimes even a frown
soooo ethan found out. not directly from you, but from june, resulting in another fight
“you told june but not me?” “you dont even want kids i cant just casually bring it up!”
the awkwardness would be there for a while, im talking 2-3 months
“enough already! you two talk this out! not only is this bad enough for the two of you but also for me and baz! think about us! and our patients!” june’d snap one day
you’d talk it out, still awkward around each other
“jesus, ethan we can’t keep doing this, i have an appointment to check on the little one, you want to join?” you would try to keep the awkwardness at a certain level, he’d nod with a smile on his face
so when he found out he was having a son, he’d be happy, still very scared but very happy
“im sorry, mc. i acted as a jerk and didnt listen to your needs. i want to be in your and our baby’s lives.”
he’d ask you to move in with him, which you reluctantly agreed to, i mean there wasnt even enough space for a nursery in your apartment
sienna would invite herself and elijah over to help you with the nursery , since they knew about you two since that time after the hearing
“thank you, trinh,” ethan would say as he accepted the cookies she had baked
“i helped too. just so you know” elijah chimed in, earning a chuckle from you
god labour was the worst, you had to do an emergency c section since it was a bit too early for the baby to be born
so when they send your son off to the nicu, ethan would be there the whole time, very worried
“dr ramsey, you should go we’ll take care of him” the nurses would try to get him out of there with no luck, “no its fine i just want to stay here”
when you two could finally go home he would make sure to never youre side
“mc do you need anything? want me to bring you something to drink? maybe an extra blanke-“ “ethan shut uppppppppppppppppp its 3 am”
of course your friends would come over but not as often since they had to take care of their interns and stuff
uncle baz and aunt june!!!!!
“AUNT JUNE!!!!” he’d yell when you, june and baz picked him up from the daycare at the hospital
“wow so youre just ignoring uncle baz?” baz would act hurt, making the boy laugh
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hannahhook7744 · 4 months ago
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That's what I'm saying.
Guys, it's been 11 years, and I had to finally start being honest with means, and that means being honest with y'all too by extension
I!!!!
Am a Hans stan 😔
#LIKE FUCKING#BRO??????#WHAT THE FUCK?????????????#anyway I'm officially a hans defender to the day i day he better not come back in frozen 3 or 4 because i know they'll only fumble him again#hans of the southern isles#hans westergaard#not to mention the fact that his side of the story was written kinda poorly#and annas side of the story being the heroes side therefore making her lack of knowledge + hatred of hans the way the end is framed#will make you mad even if you dont come out of the story liking hans?#hans only goes to arendelle to marry as a way to escape his abusive family and in the beginning shows genuine interest in anna#so anytime he brings up his plan to take the throne it feels kinda forced#and by the middle of the story it completely pivots right#so hans is just The Bad Guy now#but every once in a while theres a reference to or mention of his family that makes you go#Oh Holy Fuck Right This Guy Is Only Here Because Of His Fucked Up Home Life#and then in the end anna is very rightfully doubting whether hans even told the truth about his family#so even though we as the reader KNOW THAT HE DID her internal monologue being the final one we read and the heroes one makes the reader go#yeah ykw how are we supposed to trust him#AS IF THE ENTIRE BEGINNING OF THE BOOK FROM HANS' PERSPECTIVE DIDNT FUCKING HAPPEN#and then also the cherry on top is that hans final thoughts in the whole book is him silently begging not to be sent back to his family#which is just like#isnt this the same studio that made fucking Cinderella#why is there no redemption laid out for this man#and in the movie its like right true love as in all forms of love thaws and heals all#and hans is a foil to anna right like they both grew up in a home void of love but both let it affect them very differently#so like. wouldnt it make SENSE. for him to begrudgingly LEARN WHAT LOVE IS. and why thats BETTER than the BITTERNESS thats CONSUMED HIM#i dont want to fucking LIKE THIS MAN#hes the VILLAIN hes an ASSHOLE#BUT WHY DID THEY D O T H I S T O H I M#okay rant done now. im just so. ugh. im so fucking mad rn what the fuck. disney fumbled so much worse than i thought. redeem hans 2k27
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