#yeah uhhhhhhmmmmm

[stanleyslayer]

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[rosicheeks]

You know, You're such a pretty little thing, and I adore everything about you.

Something about you just makes me want you. To keep forever, but also to help me learn to be more kinky too?

I've never really had someone to explore much with in that regard, and all your posts and tags get something going inside me.

Even if you put aside your seemingly sub side just to teach me as some sort of fwb thing, I don't know.

All I know for sure. Is that I definitely lust after you.

Love K. 💙

Get in babe 🥰

We are going on a kinky adventure 👀😍

[luckdies]

Tagged by @unwiht​ uvu I’ll always answer questions abt me

1. What is the color of your hairbrush?

black and fuchsia ... it’s like really old 

2. Name a food you never eat?

mushrooms bc i’m suspicious of them

3. Are you typically too warm or too cold?

it varies every 30 min tbh

4. What were you doing 45 minutes ago?

ranting to my patient bf

5. What is your favorite candy bar?

hm.... mint kitkat

6. Have you ever been to a professional sports event?

Oh yes lots. As a kid my group sang the anthem at hockey games (and chirstmas carols in front of town hall). I’ve been to many baseball games

7. What is the last thing you said out loud?

something about the ppl throwing around serious words 

8. What is your favorite ice cream?

mint! chocolate! chip!

9. What was the last thing you had to drink?

white grape juice nO WAIT pepsi

10. Do you like your wallet?

it’s fine, it’s a big yellow beast with pineapple designs

11. What was the last thing you ate?

a failed chocolate lava cake

12. Did you buy any new clothes last weekend?

lol I last bought clothes nearly a year ago

13. The last sporting event you watched?

uhhhhhhmmmmm.... no earthly idea

14. What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?

movie theater butter OR local fair kettlecorn if that counts

15. Who is the last person you sent a text message to?

my dad, unfortunately, to yell at him for opening my mail asdkhtjlf

16. Ever go camping?

Oh yeah, took a whole camping road trip from Texas to North Idaho last year

17. Do you take vitamins?

No but I probably should

18. Do you go to church every Sunday?

no absolutely not that involves judgmental Catholics in 20yo dresses

19. Do you have a tan?

mm I haven’t had a tan since I got too old for swim team I think

20. Do you prefer Chinese food or pizza?

Chinese food bc variety babyyy

21. Do you drink your soda with a straw?

uhm not out of a can but if in a cup yes

22. What color socks do you usually wear?

black I think? 

23. Do you ever drive above the speed limit?

people don’t?

24. What terrifies you?

zombies:<

25. Look to your left, what do you see?

a blanket pile

26. What chore do you hate?

Dishes - horrible sensory.

27. What do you think of when you hear an Australian accent?

hm uh. Australia?

28. What’s your favorite soda?

vanilla coke mmm

29. Do you go in a fast food place or just hit the drive-thrus? 

I actually rather like to sit and chill in a fast food place esp if wifi

30. Who’s the last person you talked to?

currently my housemate and friend, CC

31. Favorite cut of beef?

If it’s beef I’m eating it, no complaints.

32. Last song you listened to?

uhmmm (goes to youtube) .... Dua Lipa - IDGAF

33. Last book you read?

currently Pearls of Lutra (part of the Redwall series by Brain Jacques)

34. Favorite day of the week?

hm time is fake I lost a whole ass Tues and Wed this week so

35. Can you say the alphabet backwards?

Yes but with difficulty.

36. How do you like your coffee?

as ice cream

37. Favorite pair of shoes?

I wear my mint green sneakers everywhere with everything

38. The time you normally go to sleep?

Hahaha god only knows when I will sleep next.

39. The time you normally get up?

*distressed laughing*

40. What do you prefer, sunrise or sunsets?

Sunsets feel so peaceful

41. How many blankets on your bed?

A heated blanket, a purple light fleece, a thick anime merch one, and a king size gray weighted ... so 4

42. Describe your kitchen plates?

White cornell set with dainty tiny little pink flowers on the edges

43. Do you have a favorite alcoholic beverage?

bourbon, preferable with cranberry juice and maybe orange zest 

44. Do you play cards?

Sure. I’m decent at spades

45. What color is your car?

I had a white one... which died a brutal death. She hasn’t been replaced.

46. Can you change a tire?

In theory. Don’t think I have the arm strength anymore

47. Your favorite province?

What is this? Canada?

48. Favorite job you’ve ever had?

Face painting at the local race track!! Kids are so funny:)

49. How did you get your biggest scar?

Cosmetic/reconstructive??? surgery on my hand (twice)

50. What did you do today that made someone else happy?

mmm I existed in the room w my housemate which they claim counts

[obeekris]

Fuck, marry, kill? Jessica Rabbit, Velma, Leela?

Uhhhhhhmmmmm...... *siiiiigh*at the top of the list would be:Marry - Velma - got a thing for girls in glasses and mini skirts (And Linda Cardellini was hot as Velma in the movies)Fuck - Jessica Rabbit - redhead with big boobs, so, yeah.Kill - Leela - Don’t know enough to put her in one of the other 2 categories, and the one eye doesn’t do much for me personally. Process of elimination.Thanks. I think. :)

[vveissesfleisch]

Is it just me or is Crooked Man by Those Poor Bastards the perfect song for Tiefer. I mean come on now.

UhhhhhhMMMMM is it just me or have you been getting all up in my Tief playlist, nonners?! That’s, like, literally song number 2 on my master TIEFER playlist. (Yeah, my phone capitalizes TIEFER on its own and yeah I’m gonna leave it.)