#yeah uh. tbh chat. idk what the fuck im doing most of the time!

[nightmare8-420]

to whatever demon thats entered me; thank you for making me work in drawing bc holy fucking shit i feel so good

[twildflower]

Talking about anime ash ships(?) kinda. It became a bunch of random topics.

Hm im actually an amourshipper. Its my otp from like 10 at least. Or whenever i first watched xy or xyz. When it came out. I don’t remember. But im also a multishipper so like i dont really dislike other ships in fact i find goh and ash very cute. And gary. I despise pokeshipping tho. Last on my list. Absolutely no. I just hate it idk why. I didnt even hate it because of other people i just hated it when i knew it existed?? Or ash and iris thats my second most dislike. Cause i like may and dawn a lot and theyre cool i like their ships with ash but now to me they suit the rivals/male alternates better. I still like them tho. Theyre cool. Like yeah shes kinda built off ash in the anime and thats cringe but i just think theyre cute and i dont really have a reason to not like them and rheyre my old otp. I just like them. Plus serenas pretty. And bc theyre my oldest and probably first otp. Ah. I forgot what i was gonna say. Oh yeah so then its kinda hard for me to dislike something after liking it a lot. I think i did dislike something a lot after liking something decently but that wasn’t something i really REALLY liked so it couldve easily changed so eh. I dont think my preferences really changed a lot? The only thing that’s significant enough that i can say off my mind is favorite colour i guess. I used to like uh. Actually i dont remember. But whatever colour it got replaced by blue (ITS PURPLE I REMEMBERED))because i liked elsa a lot. When the first frozen movie came out. Holy shit that was. Wild. …and. My like. Probably favorite mlp was rainbow dash. Blue. So blue. And twilght. IT DOESNT RELATE TO MY NAME THO IT DOESNT. um anyway. I liked blue a lot. Actually i somehow sticked withit for a long time even after my hype died a long time. I think I realized my fav color was still blue bc of elsa and i thought that was like really fucking cringe so i wanted to like a different colour so i went around for sometime and then i thought uhh i like stars and moon and stuff too thyere yellow. Light yellow uh yeah guess ill try and make this my fav colour and i did after maybe 1-2 years of convincing myself. Thats funny. Twildflower is a mash of twild and wildflower. Tp link and botw link ship name lmao. Then wildflower is what ppl say wild’s nickname would be from twilight. Kinda cool. And its not a taken or common name so i was like eh sure. I made this name when i was in my zelda hyperfixiation. uhhhshsh i hate typing zelda its so weird. Not gonna elaborate. Um anyway. My preferred name being link does not have to do with my username being twildflower or because of the zelda fixiation either fun fact it’s literally just because of my real name. I. Dont like that name and it catches me off guard a lot of the time and it. I just dont like it. Link is better. Kyle is just a random name. Its a youtubers i watched like maybe 7 years ago’s real name and a certain day like 4 years ago i just suddenly remembered that person and i was like yeah kyles a cool name and that stuck as my name until now. Id say its my real name. Link or kyle are both cool. Some of my real life friends call me kyle so thats the diff i guess. I dont have online friends tho the ones i am friends with probably call me nai. Nai is. Eh. I dont mind it. Its my name. Its a name i used to like know a lot of online friends i have. So thats my name to them. I dont mind people i know now that dont know why im nai call me nai. Also by real life friends i only consider id say 5 as friends and only 1-2 call me kyle. 1 I explicitly told them call me kyle if she could and the other is just sometimes when we chat because i have it as my user on some places. Not specifically for group chats tho like just as referencing to me. Sometimes i guess. Yeah tbh id consider kyle my real life name if i could. If i had to introduce myself with none of my family nearby or when my id name is outright there or whatever id say im kyle. I havent gotten a chance to do so tho. I dont really care i guess. I dont want to care about many things. I say i dont care but i care. Like. My friend. I guess.

[nemir]

“obviously not.”

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» pairing; xyx x mc

» word count: 2,761 words

» content; heavy angst, relationship problems, cold shoulder, selfish MC.

» an; yall reeeeally wanted a part 2 to THIS. y’sure about that? 🤭

You weren’t quite sure just how long it had been since you last spoke with xyx. The days all seemed to meld together, between this and work. You could hardly tell if you were coming or going half the time, and most nights you had come home and just sank immediately into bed. In a way, it was a bit of a blessing. At least you weren’t thinking too much about what had happened; you didn’t really have time or the brain capacity.

But there was still that gnawing feeling in the back of your mind. Even when you did manage to get online, you didn’t see his messages in chat. You assumed they were probably just buried by other conversations, and you could only scroll back so far before everything would start to lag. Still, it was enough for you to be concerned, which you finally brought up to Toast, about a week and a half later. NakedToaster: i mean i’ve talked to him a few times but NakedToaster: not much besides typical hey how are ya, when are you getting in-game. that kinda stuff. MC: oh... I see. but his messages are showing up for you??? NakedToaster: he hasnt said much in general in the past little while so i couldnt rly tell you. we have our own channel lol but i can see them there. NakedToaster: maybe the server’s just acting up or something? wouldnt be the first time tbh MC: i guess so. ugh. i just hope he’s doing alright NakedToaster: well NakedToaster: he’s been having a pretty tough time with his latest client NakedToaster: the case has been bad so far. NakedToaster: not that you needed me to tell you that lmao MC: oh.. uh, y-yeah haha, that case. i know he was stressed about it from the beginning. Your hands were shaking over the keyboard. You didn’t even know about this new client. He never mentioned anything of it to you. His voice rang through your head, ‘oh right, because you never fucking asked’. MC: well, thanks toasty. im glad to know he’s at least... semi-active. i guess ive just missed being online at the same time. im sure i’ll catch him soon. NakedToaster: np ✞——————❆——————✞ He wasn’t a fan of lying, but he would do it to protect one of his best friends. Toast absolutely knew what was going on. He knew the day it happened. He was in the middle of a dungeon when xyx had messaged him. xyx: have you ever noticed how much [MC] talks about themselves? NakedToaster: LMAOOOO xyx: ... Oh. They knew xyx was being genuine, and quickly followed up with questions. What do you mean, how long has this been going on, what’s happening? Of course, xyx being xyx, it was hard to get every detail but he wasn’t going to push it. It was clear he was upset, and that’s all that mattered to Toast. So Toast did some digging of their own. He had casually brought it up to Quest one night, making sure not to mention xyx at all. NakedToaster: idk, someone mentioned it to me so i thought i’d ask. i honestly dont pay enough attention to tell myself Quest: Hmm.. Quest: A quick look through the logs doesn’t give much, honestly. But truth to tell.. We all kind of talk about ourselves a lot, don’t you think? Quest: Well, ha ha, some of us. :^) NakedToaster: i mean u have ur reasons lol Quest: Right. Quest: If anyone talks about themselves too much, it’s nightowl. LOL NakedToaster: LOLLLL Quest: Honestly, it’s probably just that [MC] feels comfortable enough around us to vent, y’know? I can’t blame ‘em for that. But if there are anymore issues, make sure to let me know! It wasn’t the response he was really looking for, but he still brought it up to xyx in a call - something that was once a rarity and was now becoming an almost nightly occurrence. “I know I should’ve asked you first, but I figured if anybody would’ve noticed anything, it would’ve been Quest.” “Nah, you’re fine mate. I, uh.. appreciate it. I wouldn’t have been able to ask him myself. Prob’ly wouldn’t have.” xyx chuckled a bit nervously, scratching idly at his arm. “What, uh, what did he say? Outta curiosity.” Toast frowned a bit and leaned back in their chair, arms crossing. “That he hadn’t noticed anything. He even went back through the logs a bit. Just kinda chalked it up to them feeling like this is a safe space to vent, and that nightowl does it all the fucking time - which he isn’t really wrong about, I guess.” Xyx’s arms fell to the desk with a grumble, “It’s not the fucking same! Nobody’s hung out with them as much as I have, not even close. It’s a near constant! Toasty, they don’t even know the name of my client.” “Wait, what? But they said you talked to them about the case-” “They never fucking asked.” Of course, there was client confidentiality in place, so it’s not as if xyx could go into crazy details, but not even to ask the name, or a vague idea of what was going on. Nothing. But even then! Who else was he supposed to vent this shit to? “There was a day where I just put the camera on Cat and fucked off. They didn’t even realize.” Toast didn’t know what to say or how to react to that. He was just staring at xyx, disgust clear on his face. Xyx shrugged and slumped back into his chair. “I blocked them. I just couldn’t handle it.” “You- wait, what? Oh my god, that makes so much sense. They were wondering why they weren’t able to see your messages in chat.” ✞——————❆——————✞ Another week and a half went by. You were really starting to get nervous now. There were times, before, where he’d disappear and go offline for a day or two but he always came back. You knew he needed days and some time to himself, that wasn’t an issue. But this... this was different. You still weren’t able to see any of his messages in chat, and he was constantly offline. You even called in sick to work and stayed online all day, just in the hopes of catching him. Nothing. But you didn’t want to reach out. You were afraid to, in a way, because you don’t want to pressure him or make things worse. It hurts to just... leave it, but you did. For a time, until you finally broke and sent him a quick message in the private channel you two are in. MC: heyy. i hope you’re doing okay. i miss you.. i’ve been thinking a lot about what happened and i feel fucking awful. You’re right, i’ve been incredibly selfish and.. i really hope that you can forgive me. i want to make this right, but i’m not going to make any moves until you’re ready. i’ll be here when you are. xo His response came a week later. Finally. It was a single sentence, “i read your message.” He absolutely did. Read it out loud to Toast, too. Toast, after hearing everything, had only become increasingly bitter toward you - something you picked up on as time went on. Xyx is one of his best friends, and you really hurt him. It wasn’t something they were going to so easily forgive. So when xyx read your message, Toast rolled his eyes so hard, they gave themselves a headache. It took xyx a while to type out a full response. He’s hurting. Between work stress, health stress, Cat stress, and now this? It had clearly been eating at him for a while. He doesn’t know if he can handle this, on top of everything else. When the two of you went into this relationship, it was a beautiful thing. It had a very promising start! But.. as time went on, xyx started noticing and picking up on things. Things that started to irk him. At first, he tried to play it off; if anybody understood needing to vent and not really having a safe outlet to do so, it was him. He knew that you just wanted him to know what was going on in your life - you were long distance, after all. And sometimes he would vent as well, though it was becoming a rare occurrence. He didn’t like to talk about his feelings that much, which was no secret. But you had managed to pull things out of him, and he did appreciate it, in a way. It made him realize that, yes, he can be vulnerable around people because he is cared about, and people want to make sure he’s okay. It made him realize that he was capable of feeling love, and giving love in return. He’ll forever be thankful for that, but... This had been going on for so long, and you never even fucking noticed. You never took the time. Even when he tried to bring it up, it was just met with you either talking over him, or trying to relate to everything he was saying then going into a tangent of your own. “Oh well, have you tried this? It worked for me!”, or “Yeah, that happened to me before! Here’s the entire story!”, and the ever classic “I TOTALLY understand what you’re going through!” But instead of letting him talk and finish what he was saying, you took over the entire conversation. You went on your own diatribe about how you were feeling, how you handled whichever situation (or didn’t), about your experiences. And by the time you were done talking, you didn’t even have the decency to apologize for hijacking the conversation, or worse still, ask him to continue with his story. You just jumped to a completely different topic, and xyx was left holding onto those feelings, never to be brought up again. MC: can... can we call? xyx: no. im not rly feeling up to it MC: i understand, and that’s okay! (you know this worked before!) i just feel like something like this would be easier if we could just... talk. xyx: (it took him a few minutes to respond. he kept backspacing ‘i’m sorry, but no’) i really dont want to. xyx: this already sucks. i dont really want to make it any worse for myself. You were waiting for the “or you”, but it never came. But he was typing! That’s a good sign. MC: okay, that’s fine!! i’ll just wait until you’re finished typing! You were trying to sound hopeful, and you hoped it was coming across. You still would have preferred to have this talk over voice but this was better than nothing. At least he was talking to you. xyx: its my turn to talk now. there’s a part of me that wants to give you the benefit of the doubt - i guess that’s second nature to me. but my head just keeps screaming not to, that there’s no way i could, or should. i need you to know that you’ve hurt me. and yeah, im sure it wasn’t your intention, but impact over intention. you still did it, and continued to do it. it was as if... honestly it was as if you didn’t even realize it but then i say to myself, well no, how could they not? it was fairly obvious, at least to me it was. and, y’know, maybe i could have tried to speak up more but there was no point. i feel like, if i had brought it up, you’d find some way to make it about yourself and that was quite honestly the last thing i wanted. this will hurt to hear probably, but not out of any sort of sympathy or compassion to you, but because i was sick and tired of hearing it. every single day, there was something new. something that happened that you had to tell me about. we didn’t even be on the subject of it, but you’d somehow find a way to make each conversation about you. i know i don’t like talking about my feelings or my problems that much. i can do without it. but that doesn’t give you free reign to just... make everything about you. when you do that, it makes me feel like you don’t care. about me, or how i’m feeling, or what’s going on in my life. hell, you hardly ask about Cat anymore! the one thing i’d be more than willing to talk about, and you couldn’t even bring yourself to stop being the centre of the universe for five fucking minutes to ask how my pet was doing. how am i meant to take all that? i can almost guarantee that if the roles were reversed, you would’ve thrown a fit over it. but i didn’t. and the only reason why i didn’t is because i care about you and, deep down, i wanted to make sure that you were okay, because honestly? for a while there... you were the one constant in my life. you didn’t leave, you treated me like a human being. you were nice, understanding.. you even listened. but you... you don’t anymore. and you haven’t for a long time. and, look, i really don’t want to hear anything about how i didn’t try either, or some other bullshit narrative, because i honest to god did. but half the time, i couldn’t get a word in edgewise, or what i did say was brushed aside. do you have any idea how that feels? the one person who cared about me most, who even went so far as to say they loved me - and who i loved, just dismissing everything i try to say. that fucking hurt. i felt better when i got into my accident. i keep wanting to apologize for some stupid reason. like i’m the one who fucked up here somehow. i must’ve just gotten used to not caring about myself or how i felt that i just.. kept letting it happen, thinking it would get better.. always fucking thinking everything will get better, but it never does, does it? ive been shown that time and time again. makes me feel like a prat for getting my hopes up, but that’s what i get, i guess. why did i let myself think this time would be any different? ultimately, this is the end. i can’t keep going through with this. i’ve learned a lot of valuable things from you that, i’m sure in time, maybe, i’ll get better about. and i’m staring with this. i’m not.. i can’t keep putting myself in these situations and staying there. this.. this isn’t serving me anymore. that’s something you used to tell me all the time, right? “if it doesn’t serve you, get rid of it” so, that’s what i’m doing. i hope in the future you’re able to find someone who will want nothing more than to hear you talk all day. i dunno. maybe you should just get a pet instead. you don’t have to worry about leaving the server or anything, i wouldn’t ask you to do that. but, i won’t be either. but i will be blocking you. again. i suggest you do the same. i mean, in the end it’s your choice, but.. yeah.  uh... have a good one. You saw it was a huge chunk of text. Paragraphs worth. Your response was a simple, “oh! that’s a lot, heh, give me a minute to read through it!”  You wish you hadn’t. You had an awful, gut-wrenching feeling when you saw the wall of text pop up that it wasn’t going to be good. You were cursing yourself, unable to tear your eyes from the screen even as the tears welled, and your chest felt like it was going to implode with how tight it was feeling, the way your entire body was trembling. You should have just stuck to your guns. It felt like you had the wind knocked out of you completely by the time you finished. All manner of liquid and nastiness was pouring from your face, but you couldn’t stop. You dropped your hands to the keyboard, hoping and praying that you still had time to send a message. MC: xyx, no wait, please!! i want to talk to you about this, please. BloomBot: Oops! Your message could not be sent.

[cattles-bians]

exes au part 11

post directory

obsetress: i'm about to fully fall asleep but i have been thinking about exes au danvi and like the isabel of it all and dani dating a single mom and how just like

obsetress: vi is so protective of isabel and as much as she loves dani like

obsetress: she took SO LONG before introducing her and then like

obsetress: when they broke up dani left and dani wasnt in isabels life anymore and dani was so good for isabel and viola just feels so fuckin shitty and blames herself and

obsetress: but i'm also thinkin bout soft fluffy stuff too like how much dani loves isabel and how much vi loves watching isabel w dani and

em: hey hannah what the fuck

obsetress: isabel has a nightmare one night and goes to her mom's room and dani's there too and she just curls up between them

em: do you think when they finally reconnected dani was like hey um. does isabel remember me. would it be weird if

obsetress: FUCK

obsetress: this absolutely happens

em: viola is VERY apprehensive at first

obsetress: god yeah esp after getting so hurt by it but

obsetress: viola sure cannot say no to dani!

em: i love some dani with kids tho

em: maybe too soft but do u think for at least a couple years dani would like. send isabel a bday card

em: like dead air otherwise

em: hmm idk i am chewing that one over more

obsetress: god it's hard i think dani wants to but she doesn't

obsetress: i could see dani writing them and holding onto them

em: oh that’s even worse

obsetress: even tho she really doesnt think she'll ever talk to vi again

em: what a soft and depressing thought. thank u. i resent u.

obsetress: yeah it hurts!

obsetress: but then she does! and she gives them all to isabel when she's older maybe

em: hold on i’m gonna bawl

em: sometimes my parents will be like um. do u remember this person and i’m like uh i don’t remember people i worked w two years ago let alone

em: but i think isabel does

em: i will be thinking about this all afternoon bestie have a wonderful slumber

[em note: em yells in hannahs DMs while she's asleep dot png]

em: no um. mate im still furious about the isabel of it all wtf

em: thinking about um. like ok i dont wanna use isabel as a prop but this is certainly one of those times where

em: violas been hurt before and viola's hurt other people before because she's deeply troubled and i feel like that would be one of the first times she sorta. sure she licks her wounds and feels miserable for herself but its also like uh

em: really sobering to realise This Hurts Isabel Too

em: because yknow violas very gatekeep gaslight girlboss i think shes got a strong enough sense of self that nothing really shakes that. maybe even to a deluded degree. i dont think she goes to therapy because shes like wow im fucked up i gotta get help, she's more like

em: shes really driven by her love for isabel!! gestures WILDLY

em: realised this is an au where parents get therapy and dont pass their traumas onto their kids and i want OFF this WILD RIDE im so tired of discovering things about myself through the realm of fiction

obsetress: yeah same i kept thinking about it too alfkadlsfkjdasf

obsetress: i want to reply to every single line of the isabel thing but i'm not gonna do that so let me just say: YEAH

obsetress: like isabel is her cornerstone full stop everything comes down to isabel

em: dani's probably so nervous reconnecting w isabel again. absolutely spinning her lil wheels

em: they set up a lil date and time and dani's doing her gay nervous babble abt if isabel even remembers her or god forbid resents her n jamies like...

em: im pursing my lips as i draw a line on the whiteboard between jamie's whole childhood and isabels and shaking my head Goddamn It

em: jamie lets dani babble it out n pauses and reflects on what she's saying n then jamie's like. the fact ur nervous means u care. n kids are v good at picking up when ppl care. you'll be alright.

obsetress: god yeah this bit i can just. hear it

obsetress: it's so visceral

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em: viola

obsetress: god my favorite taurus hedonist

[em note: hannah yells in em's DMs while em is asleep dot png]

obsetress: god fuck what was i thinking about isabel this morning like

obsetress: that's what i get for daydreamin between snoozes and not writing it down alas

obsetress: but just like how excited isabel is to see dani again when she does and also like, isabel and rebecca

obsetress: then i started thinking about

obsetress: rebecca and vi getting married and vi's always like i'm not gonna get married again it's bullshit and rebecca's like it's not for me but then they just

obsetress: like they live together and they share everything and rebecca looks out for isabel just as much and they get to a point and it's like

obsetress: oh. oh

obsetress: like they're both like it's the logical thing to do. it's logical and it's safe and we should have this extra layer of protection but also it's like

obsetress: they find themselves more and more excited a lil you know? and just thinking about how isabel's there and how excited isabel is and

obsetress: but god yeah what i was thinking about this morning like. one day vi has to tell isabel dani's not gonna be coming around anymore and like

obsetress: isabel doesn't really understand and she's so sad and then vi feels even shittier

obsetress: and she's like "we'll be okay. it's you and me, remember? moving mountains"

obsetress: "you me us, right?"

obsetress: the first time rebecca meets her she brings her a book as a gift and is like "this was one of my favorites" and

obsetress: OH I REMEMBERED

obsetress: so like when dani sees isabel again finally (and yknow as nervous as dani was vi was even more on edge because it's so inconsistent and is she gonna understand yknow? and the two of them just spiral––which is also another thing about the two of them in a relationship! i think they push each other down spirals)

obsetress: jamie's there too and dani's like "this is... this is, uh, jamie" and it's like you said jamie isabel parallels and so jamie's like a lil tender

obsetress: spoiler: isabel and jamie end up bonding the most

obsetress: jamie's like running around with isabel on her shoulders and then showing her all these plants and taking her to gardens and

obsetress: another tentative jamie vi alliance

em: isabel mikey hangout When

obsetress: isabel mikey hangout!

obsetress: they're hanging with isabel and she and jamie have a very spirited discussion where isabel's like "i wanna be a princess" and dani's like "why not a knight?" and jamie's like "why not opt out of the feudalistic hierarchy entirely and ditch the kingdom for the high seas?" and convinces isabel to go full pirate

obsetress: and then isabel kinda passes out with her head in jamie's lap and jamie's just kinda idly playing with her hair (vi is already like "am i... attracted to jamie in this moment?")

obsetress: and jamie's like "y'know, i should bring mikey round next time isabel's here" and viola's like "......who?" and jamie's like "my little brother? mikey?" and viola's like "right.... right"

obsetress: cut to later, when dani and jamie have retired to vi and becca's guest room: "since when does jamie have a little brother?" "she always has, babe"

em: kinda obsessed w like. violas love for isabel means her wires get crossed when the surly gardener is Good With Kids

obsetress: yeah

obsetress: mikey and isabel immediately hit it off i think

obsetress: a bit of an odd couple because i think isabel is definitely, like, her mother's daughter and mikey is............. mikey

obsetress: but i think they meet in the middle and help each other grow and play pirates together

em: viola is like. of course mikey and isabel will get along. isabel is wonderful. but jamie is quietly Sweating about the whole thing

em: so damvibecca are having their afternoon tea and their little cakes and jamie is Quietly sweating and she’s like ‘quiet is good, right? like they’re not tryna k-‘ and then there’s the sound of two 8 year olds (idk how old they are tbh) YELLING as they chase each other down the hall w wrapping paper tubes

obsetress: nervous babbling dani x quietly sweating jamie, an otp

em: isabel has gotten into the make up n given them both black eyes n scars and moustaches n everyone’s like oh no how’s viola gonna feel about this but viola is DELIGHTED

obsetress: dani's like "chill you all she's gonna––" and then viola is getting up and asking them to do her face too

em: made a parrot outta a sock and newspaper

obsetress: viola playing pirates w isabel and mikey

em: kids w their endless creativity n absolute disregard for personal property is truly a thing of dreams

obsetress: mikey gives her a paper tube and she disarms isabel, takes hers, and offers it very seriously to jamie

em: cuteeee

obsetress: rebecca's giving dani a look and dani is completely unfazed and reaching for another tea cake

em: absolutely unflappable dani clayton

em: dani and rebecca sharing a Look like hey have you ever seen her this gleeful

obsetress: there is something very tasty about jamie taylor having a direct hand in making viola so gleeful

em: takes a village!

obsetress: when viola's two big loves are sitting five feet away from them both

em: everyone changes everyone for the better

em: fucken soft ass chat over here

obsetress: everyone changes everyone for the better

obsetress: soft as hell

em: thesis statement everyone likes each other so much (jamie pretends she doesn’t)

obsetress: (jamie pretends she doesn't) (jamie might like everyone the most)

obsetress: viola registers mikey for isabel's school n pays full tuition

em: oh my god

obsetress: jamie is horrified and refuses to accept it and viola waves a hand and is like "too late, deposit's non-refundable"

em: (they carpool)

obsetress: PLEASE

obsetress: oh god and like

obsetress: flora and miles go there too

obsetress: full circle complete

em: broke: highschool au woke: guardians of primary schoolers au

obsetress: dani jamie in bed jamie's like "you don't...... think it's weird?" "hmm?" "mikey going to.... school with our boss' kids?" "why would that be weird" "i dunno" "he also goes to school with my ex's kid" "he's best friends with your ex's kid" "and that's not weird, is it?" (grumbles) "not anymore" "so why would this be?"

em: jamie’s ribbing mikey for his silly tie and straw hat but she teaches him how to tie a tie and also she keeps crying for some reason???

obsetress: oh fuck

em: mikey: can’t i just get a fake tie >:/

jamie: no because when u have a real tie you can leave it untied a little as an act of rebellion

obsetress: god it's jamie crying for me

em: i love that big baby

obsetress: so much!

em: jamies like idk what’s gotten into me i never cry n danis like. raises one eye brow and mentally checks off all the times jamie has absolutely bawled watching a movie

em: not even a sad movie

em: dani plays along

em: maybe ur getting soft in ur old age jamie

obsetress: jamie i cry three four times a day five if i'm being honest taylor

em: thinking about their weekly weekend lunch w damvibecca and hannah and owen and miles and flora and

obsetress: dfjsldkfjslfslfj

obsetress: god big found family

obsetress: you know viola doesn't like

obsetress: dani and jamie respectfully toe around whatever the fuck owen and hannah have going on but viola just does not suffer it. she's so blunt to them

em: big viola grin and all ‘owen, hannah, i assume you will be each other’s dates?’ (owen chokes on his tiny egg sandwich)

em: hannah grose is serene and unreadable as she dabs a bit off yolk off owens moustache

em: maybe even a bit pleased

obsetress: everyone is always so tense when viola and hannah get together because neither of them take shit yknow

obsetress: and everyone's like "which way is this gonna go"

em: god. peak snarky broads

obsetress: but usually they end up good. two apex predators where one is a lil vicious but the other is so confident in its status that it just chills

em: they have the Best gossip

obsetress: would love to sit in and listen as they drink tea and gossip tbh

em: viola presses owen on hannah and he goes red and viola presses hannah on owen and she does a little wouldnt-you-like-to-know into her tea

em: viola nee willoughby and hannah grose friendship is. truly something i never knew i needed until now

em: they’re both just that lil bit older than the rest of the gang too

obsetress: an important coalition

obsetress: hannah grose! hannah looking out for rebecca and that's the couple times she gets a lil testy w vi

obsetress: mikey and isabel besties but flora and mikey get along really well and isabel and miles do too i think

em: the sheer chaos of a taylor-lloyd-windgrave story time

obsetress: LDKFjKLSDJF HELP

obsetress: taylor lloyd wingrave story time

obsetress: jamie suddenly very invested in story time

obsetress: dani's like "i know this is the first time you've actually cared about story time, babe, so let me give you some pointers"

em: i was just in my head thinking fondly about like. jamie is a drop out and plays a lil dumb sometimes for fun but also prolly reads a lot especially to mikey and now i’m like. wait i’m talking to Ms Floras Two Moms herself

em: idk if i had that headcanon before i read she taught me a lesson alright but yknow what! doesn’t matter it’s a beautiful one

obsetress: thank youuuu i love it a lot

obsetress: jamie big reader is generally one of my fave headcanons tbh i'm glad it seems to be widely accepted. can't even explain why it's just nice

em: sometimes i will talk 2 ppl about my passionate drop out jamie taylor belief n then they’re like but she’s smart (it’s only happened a couple times hahsj) and i’m like these aren’t mutually exclusive!! this is my very biased experience but my friends who do manual labor for a living seem to read so much more than my friends who don’t

em: your brain wants to chew over things while the hands are workin i reckon

obsetress: yes yes yes yes yes

obsetress: i think that's also like (sighs heavily)

obsetress: symptomatic of hegemonic perceptions of the working class

em: i love when u sigh heavily it’s always a fun take

obsetress: i think jamie is v clever and reflective and like if there's one thing i've learned getting older it's

obsetress: smart doesn't matter i think the most insightful most thoughtful people are the most reflective ones

obsetress: like none of it fuckin matters just be a nice person

[trixhq]

hello  hey  what’s  good  hunnies,  i’m  rollin  up  late  but  uh  !!   my  name’s  maia,  25  y/o  living  it  up  in  the  ast  part  of  the  world  and  uh  listen  i  don’t  have  discord  bc  i’m  a  literal  grandma  when  it  comes  to  keeping  up  with  all  the  new  means  of  being  social  lmao  so  if  you  would  like  to  chat  and / or  plot ??  just  shoot  me  an  im  on  here —  i’m  usually  always  mobile  &  i  obviously  love  to  talk  a  lot !  and  i’m  a  heaux  for  dramatic / angst-fuelled  plots .. just  a  little  fyi … i’m  excited !!  so  anyway !!!  onto  the  Idiot  of  the  Hour  you’re  actually  here  to  read  about;  my  darling  beatrix.  i  have  a  pinterest  board  for  her  HERE  ,  her  stats  page  set  up  HERE  ,  and  a  connections  page  HERE  which  as  you  can  see  is  bare  as  all  hell  so  let’s  plot  <3

(   megan fox . thirty three .  cisfemale .  she / her .   )   in  stratford ,  beatrix  fagan  is  known  to  most  as  trix.   they  have  been  riding  with  the  reapers  for  thirteen years.   they  originally  from  stratford  and  the  treasurer  is  known  to  be  very  splenetic  &  uninhibited  but  the  other  club  members  will  tell  you  they  are  alluring  &  piquant.   as  the  years  go  by,  they’ve  gained  a  lot  of  respect  in  the  club  and  around  town.   they  rarely  ever  drive  a  car  but  when  they  do  baby  one  more  time  by  heavy  metal  heroes  is  usually  heard  blasting.   (   scarlet  red  lipstick  stained  cigarettes ,  gold  rings  adorning  slender  fingers ,  spray  of  shotgun  pellets .   )

disclaimer ; this is going to be short & sweet bc i was unprepared lmao

ok so homegirl was born and bred into the underworld of the reapers bc her pops was the mc’s former sgt. at arms; keith ‘ buzz ’ fagan. riding with the club is all she’s ever known, they’re the family who helped raise her from a little girl to the fiery woman she is today. but trix only officially became a bonafide member ( after constantly fighting with buzz over the desire since she was teen ) once she proved to her dad that this life was what she really wanted and couldn’t imagine herself doing anything else.

as a kid, she was a charmer. she loved the ‘big scary guys’ & the ‘big scary guys’ loved her. she was incredibly curious and fascinated by everything she was allowed to see / be around within the club, and always stated proudly that she would one day be big and scary too. while she may not be big ( standing at 5′4″ ), she can definitely be scary when needed.

as a teen, her reputation at school & among her peers was  bad  but she liked it that way. she was the kind of girl you wished you could have but would never take home to your parents; the one your parents would warn you to stay away from, then sneak off with in the middle of the night to wreck havoc across town. the mc was basically a weapon at her disposal; anyone she had an issue with, she could threaten to sick ‘her dad’s bike gang’ on them. of course, nothing would ever come of it. any boy who dared do her wrong / hurt her, however, went through hell from her and her dad ( and maybe some intimidation from a few close members of the mc ).

as an adult, she would do anything for the reapers. she would take a bullet for them, take a few punches, give her life for the mc; they’re her family. while she absolutely detested school, trix is actually very intelligent and has a knack for numbers. so, naturally, once the mc’s former treasurer retired / passed away, the beauty & brains was promoted in rank to take over. in another life, she definitely would have done well for herself as an accountant. when she’s not keeping track of the mc’s expenses and income or out for a ride, trix frequents the salon, the bar & the strip club. she loves to get pampered, she loves to drink, and she loves to toy with the attractive residents of stratford.

connections ; all the wanted relations this girl needs in her life

fellow reapers ; i mean this is an obvious one. the big, menacing, fam she’s loved her whole entire life. i imagine she’s closer to some than others, and has a different special connection with each and every one of them. 

ride or die ; this should probably be a reaper tbh. she needs her rock; someone she feels more comfortable leaning on out of everyone else and she provides the same security for this person. a partner in crime, they get into shit together out at the bar/club ( or even just out on the streets lmao ) just so they can stick up for each other.

love life ; she need her some angst ! exes, flings, hook ups, one night stands, friends with benefits, enemies with benefits, etc. she’s a slut for romance but she’s also a classic heartbreaker - once someone starts getting serious, she’s out. so yeah, the messier the better!!

enemies ; how about some enemies tho. like ... idk man i’m SURE there are ppl who she rubs the wrong way bc she’s a pretty loud girl and just doesn’t give a fuck lmao. maybe they think she’s too wild/obnoxious, maybe they think she’s fake, maybe she stole your man/woman, maybe y’all never got along growing up, maybe she broke your bff’s heart? the possibilities are endless.

anything ; literally.... anything !! i’m open to basically anything & everything so if you have something in mind or would just like to brainstorm something out pls feel free to hmu anytime! i’d love to plot with all of yas <3

[1112lw]

Every question!!

SDFFSDFG DAM OK SIS

LONG POST AHEAD IF U LITERALLY WANNA KNOW ME PERSONALLY JUST READ THIS LMFAO

1: Name: Arche/Jupiter, my close friends know my real name so!

2: Age: High school has just been done so try to guess

3: Fears: Heights, oral presentations, the dark

4: 3 things I love: Drawing, men- concept art n stuff like that

5: 4 turns on: Oh here we go- uhh thighs, messy hair? when they give u The Look or when they. say things i will not talk about here HHGBDF n uhhh Arms 👀👀

6: 4 turns off: weird macho attitude, overly confident bullshit, being selfish and fuckboys in general

7: My best friend: not sure what this means but my bff is named Daphnée n i love her and ive known her my whole life so 

8: Sexual orientation: homosexuale

9: My best first date: :))))))) as if

10: How tall am I: sigh. I’m 5″4

11: What do I miss: sometimes i miss the feeling loved ig

12: What time were I born: 12:19

13: Favourite color: pink!

14: Do I have a crush

15: Favourite quote: My senior quote!! “if what doesn’t kill us makes us stronger, I’m telling you I’m immortal”

16: Favourite place: well? my room ig? I like my yard too

17: Favourite food: ugh ramen,,,korean dishes are TASTE as fuck but i also like classic ass spaghetti so like lol

18: Do I use sarcasm: does it look like i dont

19: What am I listening to right now: dr.phil LMFAO

20: First thing I notice in new person: Hair and eyes!! also how they laugh

21: Shoe size: Like. a 7-8 in women’s 6 in men’s 

22: Eye color: Hazel/Golden yes bitch let me be special

23: Hair color: it’s either dark brown or golden brown idk

24: Favourite style of clothing: bruv its either kpoppie fuckboy or uwu skirts pastels

25: Ever done a prank call?: no i have anxiety

26: Meaning behind my URL:

27: Favourite movie: rise of the guardians and HTTYD

28: Favourite song: Comeback Home (BTS cover)

29: Favourite band: looks in the camera i dont know nan molla huh

30: How I feel right now: I’m fine im hungry

31: Someone I love: shoutout to my babeys in my server ily

32: My current relationship status: Single(tm)

33: My relationship with my parents: theyre fine ig just a bit tired

34: Favourite holiday:

35: Tattoos and piercing I have: Ear piercings? that’s it

36: Tattoos and piercings I want:

37: The reason I joined Tumblr:

38: Do I and my last ex hate each other? I sure hope not?

39: Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? A bit ig?

40: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? Literally no

41: When did I last hold hands? Like last Friday

42: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 20 minutes

43: Have You shaved your legs in the past three days? no i havent shaved in like months

44: Where am I right now? in my room, in quebec, canada

45: If I were drunk & can’t stand, who’s taking care of me? bitch i sure hope my friends would

46: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? fuck my ears 

47: Do I live with my Mom and Dad? yeah

48: Am I excited for anything? yeah? yeah

49: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? ig? always

50: How often do I wear a fake smile? just at work tbh

51: When was the last time I hugged someone? not long ago i cant tell but my friends r cuddle monsters so 

52: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me? i havent kissed anyone so 

53: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not? lemme think uhhh no not rlly im not dumb 

54: What is something I disliked about today? i woke up n i thought i had school lol

55: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? oh john cock i want to be ur best friend

56: What do I think about most? i daydream 24/7

57: What’s my strangest talent? uhhh i can put my thumb behind my hand?

58: Do I have any strange phobias? trypophobia, if thats “weird”

59: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? depends on what the video is, mostly behind

60: What was the last lie I told? idk answering to my deadname

61: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online? online

62: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? I slightly believe in ghosts? also aliens GOTTA exist so 

63: Do I believe in magic? i think!

64: Do I believe in luck? yeah

65: What’s the weather like right now? very pretty i filmed a video outside!!

66: What was the last book I’ve read? L’Étranger d’Albert Camus in french class

67: Do I like the smell of gasoline? yes my dad’s a mechanic

68: Do I have any nicknames? a lot a lot

69: What was the worst injury I’ve ever had? bitch @ my birth #neverforget 

70: Do I spend money or save it? i have 40$ in my name right now

71: Can I touch my nose with a tounge? no

72: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me? yes highlighter

73: Favourite animal? cats or otters

74: What was I doing last night at 12 AM? FBISDFD NO WE DONT TALK ABOUT IT

75: What do I think is Satan’s last name idk he can have any last name he wants!!!

76: What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? everytime i start hearing “waiting for you anpanman” or “i just wanna go home” 👀👀

77: How can you win my heart? aaahh. be a twink. b fashionable. b funny. cheesy. pls romance me like a npc in the sims 2

78: What would I want to be written on my tombstone? s(he) died smh

79: What is my favorite word? cunt is SUCH a satisfying word

80: My top 5 blogs on tumblr? oh great uh honestly cant be fucked 

81: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? please have brain. PLEASE

82: Do I have any relatives in jail? i sure hope the fuck not?

83: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power? either invisibility or mind reading

84: What would be a question I’d be afraid to tell the truth on? ahaaa “what are your intrusive thoughts”

85: What is my current desktop picture? my lesbian sims getting married LMFAO

86: Had sex? no

87: Bought condoms? no

88: Gotten pregnant? NO

89: Failed a class? i think yeah maths last year

90: Kissed a boy? :(((

91: Kissed a girl? no

92: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? no

93: Had job? I have a job rn so 

94: Left the house without my wallet? yeah when i go to school

95: Bullied someone on the internet? define bullying?

96: Had sex in public? virgin squad

97: Played on a sports team? yeah

98: Smoked weed? no ew

99: Did drugs? no ew

100: Smoked cigarettes? NO EW

101: Drank alcohol? yep 

102: Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no i’d die

103: Been overweight? i’m twig

104: Been underweight? i think i was underweight when i was young? i was very Small

105: Been to a wedding? yes very long boring

106: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight? bruh. everyday

107: Watched TV for 5 hours straight? probably?

108: Been outside my home country? ONCE

109: Gotten my heart broken? TWICE !

110: Been to a professional sports game? yesss canadians game!!

111: Broken a bone? no

112: Cut myself? not technically 

113: Been to prom? SOON SOON SOON SOSOSNSBFSHDD

114: Been in airplane? once

115: Fly by helicopter? i am not rich bitch

116: What concerts have I been to? noneeee- WAIT NO MARIE MAI

117: Had a crush on someone of the same sex? not sex but for the purpose of pretending i have a penis yes plenty

118: Learned another language? yeah!! i learned english, i almost learned spanish and i’m trynna learn korean now

119: Wore make up? i try!! but i’m not super good

120: Lost my virginity before I was 18? not 18 yet but it’s goin that way

121: Had oral sex? as if 

122: Dyed my hair? i wishhh

123: Voted in a presidential election? I WISH THE ELECTIONS R ONE MONTH B4 MY BIRTHDAY 

124: Rode in an ambulance? nope

125: Had a surgery? yes at a week old 

126: Met someone famous? i think yes but i was super small

127: Stalked someone on a social network? define stalked?

128: Peed outside? yes

129: Been fishing? YES

130: Helped with charity? i think? we do volunteering so 

131: Been rejected by a crush? not directly

132: Broken a mirror? no 

133: What do I want for birthday? boyf......boy..boyff

134: How many kids do I want and what will be their names? oh man uhh maybe 2-3, i dont know their names yet honestly

135: Was I named after anyone? MY DAD NAMED ME AFTER A FUCKIN CLIENT HE MET. as for my actual name now I named myself after my fav video game character. lit

136: Do I like my handwriting? yeah!!

137: What was my favourite toy as a child? bitch hot wheels

138: Favourite Tv Show? hells kitchen,,,,judge judy,,,anythin like that

139: Where do I want to live when older? honestly i wish i could just live in japan or tokyo, or new york? but i will most likely end up in montreal 

140: Play any musical instrument? i used to play the clarinet last year!!

141: One of my scars, how did I get it? the one on my knee, i scratched my desk with my knee 

142: Favourite pizza toping? my dad makes AMAZING sea food pizzas,,,

143: Am I afraid of the dark? a lot

144: Am I afraid of heights? A LOT

145: Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? idk prolly? im a bit of a goody two shoes or however u spell it

146: Have I ever tried my hardest and then gotten disappointed in the end: dont we all

147: What I’m really bad at: organizing my anxiety n shit i get overwhelmed

148: What my greatest achievments are: finishing high school 

149: The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me: honestly has to be that time someone dug up my vent post about being dysphoric to try to say i hated myself with some dumbass DySphorIa Is SelF HaTRed argument

150: What I’d do if I won in a lottery: pay my parents’ debt off, buy 284223$ of BT21 merch, pay my whole college/uni and transition

151: What do I like about myself: idk i like how i literally do not give a fuck anymore and ive learned to love myself instead of trynna care

152: My closest Tumblr friend: @peptobismol-official​ @ace-landofthesun​ @dorkalisious​ and ana but idk her @ anymore :((( ana pls

153: Something I fantasise about: we dont talk about that

154: Any thoughts on the paranormal?: lit. please stop crawling in my ceiling !

ok now that u know my whole biography. go doxx me ig. bye bye

[bleedpure]

         mark lee vc: LEZ GEDDIT   !   i’m al or ally, i’m nineteen, i’m in the cst timezone aka the midwest, so u know what that means   !   it sucks   !   i don’t even know how to transition out of that. i’m so bad at talking about myself, so i think we’re just gonna not do that.......   we’ll talk about seulki instead, which i can assure u he’s 100% more interesting than i will ever be   !   u can find his info under the cut and if u wanna plot hit that like button and i’ll come to u or u can hit me up on d*scord  ( which i would love tbh bc it’s easier than tumblr ims )  @ the jonas brothers did that#7625.   okay, onto the intro   !

- ̗̀✰ • 【 LEE MINHO, CISMALE, HE/HIM 】 ❝ did you see KIM SEULKI on the train back to hogwarts? they’re a HALF-BREED (VAMPIRE) in their THIRD year as a TWENTY year old RAVENCLAW. apparently they’re the ENIGMA around the grounds; most likely because they give off an aura of DROPLETS OF CRIMSON LIQUID DRIPPING OFF PEARLY WHITE FANGS, FORM FITTING JEANS THAT HUG JUST THE RIGHT SPOTS, HEART SHAPED LIPS CURLING INTO A DEVILISH SMILE, THE FEELING OF A PIANO PLAYING EERILY IN THE ROOM NEXT DOOR. of all the social media platforms, they’re definitely most obsessed with their INSTAGRAM; probably because they’re ELOQUENT, but also MANIPULATIVE. however, on the new manifest app in mr. carlos’ english class, they’ve already managed to anonymously steal the username: BLOODLUST. 

ALSO   !   if u want a better look at him, u can check out his pinterest board here  ( follow me too that’d be so sexy of u )   ! 

information.

i’m gonna just do this in bullet points bc i’m lazy and have had a really long week so if it’s choppy.... i am so sorry u are just gonna have to deal w it KMSKSMK

seulki was born in seoul, south korea to a kang insoo, a wizard man, and kim eunbin, a vampire woman, seulki himself being her first born

he doesn’t remember much of his own father, the only image he has of him is his bloodied corpse after his mother ripped his throat out when he was five years old

she was a cruel woman is what he had learned from that moment on

most half-breeds are misunderstood creatures, but the kim line of vampires were the monsters they told u abt in horror stories, the ones that hid under ur bed and took u from ur room in the depths of the night

being descendants of vlad the impaler, yes he really was a vampire!, had death and destruction lacing through their veins, darkness and deceit wrapping around their bodies

growing up, he watched his mother give birth to three more children, all of which were full fledged vampires, unlike himself

at first, he never let it bother him, he was raised up to be a vampire, to let the magic gene within him go dormant. he fed off humans and shed the blood of other’s with the influence of his mother, but even being her puppet was never enough for her

secretly, she had always resented her falling in love with a wizard, a human, someone that wasn’t of their own kind. because she did actually fall in love with him, only to be blindsided by her own family, a powerful clan of vampires pulling who she was and who she had always been out of her

because of the resentment matted in between her bones, the anger and frustration of her family ruining her life, of insoo ruining her life, she began to see the human traits within seulki even more often than not, creating a drift and a barrier between the two of them

seulki was the eldest brother, the one who took it upon himself to help raise them, to protect them, to never let their bright souls be diminished by the thought that they were monsters. they loved him and he loved them, but his mother didn’t like that

she didn’t like how they cared for each other because they cared for each other  more than they cared for her. she was selfish, wanting the love she never was able to receive, wanted to feel smth for all that she didn’t

his mother hadn’t been fond of him for a while, only using him to do her bidding and while him and his siblings got closer and closer, she got angrier, knowing that they were each others’ heartbeats and she wasn’t included in that

so because of her selfish and deranged nature, she wanted to eliminate her younger children to cause torment to seulki. ganging up on the children one night with the intent to kill them, but she didn’t get as far as she wanted to

she severely injured her second oldest, giving a few scratches the the other’s before seulki came in, eyes black and charging towards his mother. it was a bloodbath after that, the two youngest pulling their sister to safety as they called for seulki

their cries and calls snapped him out of his loss of humanity and in front of him was his injured, but not dead mother unconscious. it was then that he took his chance, packing whatever he could that was valuable and fled with his siblings

they spent time spent a long time running, bouncing from city to city more bloodshed falling onto seulki’s hands to protect the only people he held dear to him and he would do anything for them.

he struggled a lot actually with maintaining his humanity as it would slip from time to time due to the trauma even if he had his siblings to tether him down. at some point, seulki, while strong, felt himself getting exhausted from being on the run and it was when they’d found themselves in scotland being found by hagrid of all people offering seulki a place at hogwarts and his siblings a place in his hut

at first, seulki declined, not fully trusting the man with his siblings even though he would be right in the castle near by. but, after some thought and the push of the second oldest, they accepted the offer and seulki’s been attending hogwarts since he was eighteen and his siblings have found a residence with hagrid

tidbits.

he ages like a normal human up until he’s twenty-one when he quits aging and begins the phase of immortality.

seulki can and will drink blood to survive, but if he goes without it it’s not detrimental to him until he quits aging altogether which means he can eat regular food, he actually quite enjoys it.

he has fangs, he can go out into sunlight, but not for an excessive amount of time or he’ll get a rash. seulki does have inhuman speed and strength, but nothing overpowering u know? when he loses his humanity, his eyes go full black and when the vampire takes him over, his eyes are red, and his regular eye color is brown.

losing his humanity means he loses his heartbeat, most of the time either due to losing the things or people that make his heart beat or from intense and severe anger or negative emotions such as the like. though, it can be voluntarily done as well by switching it off  ( kind of like tvd . . . fucking disgusting ). but, seulki being only half-vampire has an easier time, unlike his siblings, to regain his heartbeat back and for his humanity to fluctuate when it’s lost because of his human side. his siblings are his heartbeats actually, so that’s where the intense need to protect them comes from as well as just being their brother.

seulki is a Big Bi   !   loves it fucking all.

he’s not super great at magic since his magic gene was pretty dormant until he came to hogwarts, so he’s pretty much just skirting by at this point.

his siblings mean the world to him, he would do absolutely anything for them and wouldn’t let a single person harm a hair on their heads. but��  !   no one knows they exist, though i’m sure if there were special people in his life they might   !

while he sleeps around a lot . . . he’s a secret romantic. he’s always wanted to find love, but it way too terrified of it. 

oh yeah he has a blood kink............ that’s important ig

personality.

seulki is definitely an interesting person. he’s wise and intelligent, having been through a lot in his life. he’s eloquent and good with his words, most would call him honey-tongued because of how he can persuade almost anyone to do what he says. seulki is kind of a dick or well, like a suave dick. he’s charming and flirty, his signature is a smirk and like arms crossed as he leans against a doorway u know? seulki is uh. how do i put this? kind of a whore. he doesn’t tend to care about others which is deep rooted in the fact that he’s never felt real love . . . his own mother hated him to the core. he’s overprotective of the people he cares about and will do absolutely anything for them. he’s an ass if i didn’t mention that before, it’s to protect himself and his siblings from ever being hurt again because he’s so terrified of letting people in for them to just tear him down in the process. he’s guarded and u never know what he’s thinking because he doesn’t show it on his face or let u know. UH I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY MY BRAIN DOESN’T WORK............ he’s p manipulative............. uh he cares a lot. but deep down and he doesn’t want ppl to know that........... he’s definitely a Big Brother type when he cares abt u, makes sure u’ve eaten, makes sure ur warm and are comfortable....... yeah idk that’s it i’m done

wanted plots.

A HEARTBEAT   !   — whether platonic or romantic, this would be someone who, just like seulki’s siblings, makes his heart beat thus keeping his humanity in check, they would be a WHOLE, WHOLE lot to him. 

A TUTOR   !   — as i mentioned earlier, seulki isn’t super well versed when it comes to magic, he’s not very good at it and it’s hard for him to navigate sometimes, so having someone to help him get his mf grades up would be lovely !

AN EX   !   — obviously, this didn’t go down well because seulki is terrified of commitment and people getting close to him. it could play out in so many ways, so if it sparks ur interest we can chat !

A ROOMMATE   !   — so which sucker is gonna have to live with the vampire who has a blood kink ?

A BEST FRIEND   !   — obviously this is pretty self explanatory, this would be someone that seulki trusts with probably his life and they mean a lot to him, even if he’s bad at showing it.

LOVE/HATE   !   — bruh give me that good shit. these two can’t stand each other, but because of that it’s formed some sort of fondness where if anyone is messing with the other they’re like who tf are u that’s my job   !

A BAD INFLUENCE / GOOD INFLUENCE   !   — self explantory . . . someone be a good influence for seulki and let him be a bad influence for someone else.

AN UNREQUITED CRUSH   !   — my friend gave me the idea to maybe have someone have a cute little crush on seulki . . . and i was like but that’s SO sad........ then i was like u know what i love pain so here we are........ also could be requited we shall see   !

FUCK BUDDIES, FRIENDS/ENEMIES WITH BENEFITS, FLINGS   !   — i’m just getting lazy at this point to explain this shit . . . fuck him, let him fuck u he’s a true vers my friends.

OTHERS   !   — cuddle buddy, old friends, confidant, rivals, skinny love, annoyances, a brother/sister type of relationship, and if there’s anything else we can just vibe   !   tbh we don’t even have to do anything from this list, whatever fits the muses, these are just ideas   !

[stvrwar]

wait out the plastic weather

marauders social media au | 2k words | they’re youtubers bc why not and bc @frxddi is up this trope’s ass | ao3

james potter to tucci gang: you guys see the newest vid

sirius black: you mean the newest video that all of us are fucking in

sirius black: that cideo?

sirius black: *video

remus lupin: the video you uploaded and sent all of us the link to like…twelve minutes ago?

peter pettigrew: I think he might mean that video

james potter: fuck all of you not that video

james potter: and it has a name. it is out cHILD

remus lupin: pardon me, I didn’t realize “getting kicked out of Walmart #4” fit on the birth certificate

james potter: I have small handwriting

remus lupin: my mistake

james potter: ur mistake indeed but

james potter: not our fucking video morons

peter pettigrew: ur unnecessarily mean to us

james potter: lily evans video. The woman of my dreams. The greatest youtuber to ever fucking live

sirius black: now that’s just hurtful

remus lupin: and also why the fuck would we have watched her video?

james potter: now who’s hurtful?

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remus lupin to so pete davidson and ariana grande are engaged and idk who I am anymore: sirius why is this our chat name now

sirius black: bc idk who I am anymore

peter pettigrew: is it bc ur in love with ariana grande

james potter: he loves ariana and he’s in love with pete

remus lupin: I can’t believe you’ve never told us

peter pettigrew: im touched

remus lupin: when’s the wedding?

sirius black: okay fuck all of u she is an icon and he is hilarious

james potter: ur face is hilarious

sirius black: im leaving you for him

james potter: babe no I didn’t mean it

sirius black: u’ve hurt me too many times

james potter: I promise I’ll change for you

remus lupin removed sirius black from the chat

remus lupin removed james potter from the chat

peter pettigrew: this happens like twice a fucking week

remus lupin: so how’ve you been pete?

peter pettigrew: pretty shook about that engagement tbh

remus lupin removed peter pettigrew from the chat

remus lupin: I am an island.

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sirius black to the office season 2 episode 7: yo Walmart 4 is on trending wtf

james potter: !!!!!!!!!

peter pettigrew: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

remus lupin: im not gonna do that

sirius black: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

james potter: what number is it on trending??? Is this twitter or youtube btw

sirius black: youtube and #6

remus lupin: shit that’s our best yet

peter pettigrew: anyone check the subscriber count recently????

sirius black: the marauders are at 3.1 million what the FUCK IS UP YO

remus lupin: im so surprised u aren’t key smashing

sirius black: is it because im gay

remus lupin: no it’s because u have massive thumbs and can’t text to save your life

remus lupin: yes because you’re gay

sirius black: that’s homophobic. Im not gay bc I keysmash

peter pettigrew: ??? neither of you are straight. ????

remus lupin: no you keysmash bc you’re gay

james potter: WE ARE TRENDING WE CAN ARGUE ABOUT THIS LATER

james potter changed chat name to BRAINSTORMING SESSION ASAP

sirus black: porn

james potter removed sirius black from the chat

peter pettigrew: tasteful porn so we don’t get demonetized

james potter: keep talking

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james potter to twinky winky is a great porn parody title why are you booing me: aquarium vid is a goooooooooooo

remus lupin: but the question is, can we live up to Walmart 4 hype

remus lupin: bc that shit is going insane online. People love it

remus lupin: we’re hoodlums, vandals

sirius lupin: loveable vandals and hoodlums

peter pettigrew: I feel like that’s debatable tbh

remus lupin: we as a collective whole have been kicked out of four separate walmarts

remus lupin: do you know how far I have to drive to get my fried chicken at 2 am

james potter: why the fuck are you getting fried chicken at 2 am

remus lupin: I don’t need this judgement

sirius black: so how’s the aquarium vid faring

peter pettigrew: u know what sirius is being the rational one for once and im too focused on the fried chicken to be amazed

remus lupin left twinky winky is a great porn parody title why are you booing me

peter pettigrew changed the chat name to colonel lupin’s fried chicken

sirius black: is it really that rare that im the rational one?

sirius black: jk ik im a messy bitch

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peter pettigrew to three’s company: uh. Guys has james seen this yet

peter pettigrew sent an image

remus lupin: oh fuck

sirius black: well I haven’t heard any high pitched screeching yet so, no

peter pettigrew: she’s got more subscribers than we do, it would be good for the channel

sirius black: she’s a video game streamer what sorta collab are we supposed to do with that

remus lupin: idk, maybe a vid on her channel, a vid on ours? She’s in the same city so like, shouldn’t be too hard, right?

sirius black: welp he’s screaming so he definitely has seen the comment now.

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james potter to chad and ryan were gay fuck you disney: “hey we should totally do a collab sometime! Message me :)”

sirius black: u have sent that TWELVE FUCKING TIMES NOW

sirius black: TWELVE

remus lupin: let the boy live

peter pettigrew: okay but the smiling is a little concerning tbh

remus lupin: @james potter have you even sent the fucked message yet? What did it say?

james potter: “hey! I’m so excited that you wanted to do a collab with us! I love your channel and doing something would be super great for both of us. Anything you had in mind?”

james potter: did I come off as a crazy person?

sirius black: in the best way possible

remus lupin: somehow that doesn’t feel like a compliment?

peter pettigrew: maybe you should use MORE exclamation points

james potter: stfu I am an expert at talking to the most beautiful woman in the world

sirius black: excuse me

james potter: I said woman

sirius black: tell me im pretty

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james potter to little pig boy comes from the dirt: fuck gotta clean this shit up

james potter changed chat name to the marauders group chat

sirus black: ??????????????? wtf

remus lupin: has james been bodyswapped

peter pettigrew: like the movie face/off with nic cage?

remus lupin: I feel like there are better examples of body swapping

james potter added lily evans to the marauders group chat

sirius black: oh fuck now that makes sense

remus lupin changed chat name to little pig boy comes from the dirt

lily evans: from that SNL skit?

lily evans: I fucking love pete davidson tbh even though he breaks in like every skit

lily evans: did you guys hear that he and ariana got engaged? Idk who I’m more jealous of

sirius black removed james potter from the chat

sirius black: she’s our new james

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peter pettigrew to owen wilson saying yeah for 2 hrs: drink every time someone comments about sirius’s appearance on a vid

james potter: “im a simple girl. I see sirius, I click.”

remus lupin: the words that will haunt my nightmare

james potter: the comments on the drag trying vid are…bonkers

peter pettigrew: who even says bonkers

lily evans: wow okay some of these commenters are…creative

james potter: by creative, do you mean terrifying?

lily evans: yes yes I do

remus lupin: I don’t even get it. He’s not that great looking?

sirius black: okay fuck you, u trick ass hoe

remus lupin: like, you cannot be everyone’s type

sirus black: trick ass hoe

remus lupin: im just being rational. You’re also like out. So who is thinking that saying they wanna have your babies is valid

lily evans: surrogacy?

peter pettigrew: sperm donation?

james potter: adoption?

remus lupin: fuck all of you individually and as a unit

sirius black: trick ass hoe

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lily evans to shake shake shake senora: okay just posted my collab vid let’s see how this goes

james potter: what did u end up calling it?

lily evans: “i teach 4 idiots how to play overwatch”

sirius black: harsh but fair

remus lupin: we didn’t do that badly

peter pettigrew: remus die with dignity we did fucking awful

james potter: idk what it meant when lily kept calling me a hanzo main and laughing but it felt hurtful

lily evans: good. It was.

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remus lupin to three rings to rule them all: so has james seen that people are shipping him and lily yet

remus lupin: because we should NOt let him know about that

peter pettigrew: he’d fucking cry

sirius black: theyd be called lames

sirius black: ha

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sirius black to james potter: dude you gotta stop staring at lily when she comes over for pizza nights

sirius black: she’s gonna notice

sirius black: or like stop pretending that she isn’t noticing

james potter: wait you think she’s noticed

sirius black: christ you dumbass

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lily evans to marlene mckinnon: you seen my newest collab with the marauders

marlene mckinnon: we’re roommates, obvi

marlene mckinnon: did u steal my lipstick

lily evans: okay but like. The comments

lily evans: …………………………………..what of it

marlene mckinnon: gonna kill u evans <3

marlene mckinnon: okay wow they really want u to get all up on glasses

lily evans: that one’s potter

marlene mckinnon: they want u to climb him like a tree

marlene mckinnon: do the horizontal tango

marlene mckinnon: netflix and chill

lily evans: these are getting less clever

marlene mckinnon: suck his dick

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peter pettigrew to wwlbd (what would leonard bernstein do): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh guys we are on tv

peter pettigrew: TV LIKE WE ARE ON FUCKIN TV

peter pettigrew: TELEVISION

sirius black: what

james potter: what

remus lupin: what

peter pettigrew: OKAY like not us but like. Our video. Walmart #4

remus lupin: great now everyone’s gonna know we’re fucking vandals

james potter: im fucking crying

sirius black: IM FUCKING CRYING

peter pettigrew: oh shit now it’s the video with @Lily Evans

peter pettigrew: we are being called charming and loveable with an “adoring” fanbase

lily evans: oh my god??????????? How’d you (we) even end up on tv

peter pettigrew: idfk! Some like...social media segment or something

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sirius black to smonk wed: settle a bet for me

remus lupin: christ here we go

sirius black: I don’t appreciate the tone

remus lupin: christ! Here we go!

sirius black: whatver, acceptable, james wants to bone lily

remus lupin: uh

peter pettigrew: that be known

remus lupin: u know this isn’t the three man chat right

lily evans: uh

james potter removed sirius black from the chat

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peter pettigrew to remus owes me like $20 and some triscuits: who ate all my freezy pops

sirius black: who the fuck calls them freezy pops

remus lupin: who let you back into any of the chats

sirius black: fuk u m8

james potter: he was crying so i let him back in

sirius black: and lily isn’t in this chat so i can say all the shit i want

james potter: i wish u wouldn’t

remus lupin: seconded

peter pettigrew removed sirius black from the chat

james potter: problem solved! peter pettigrew: okay but who ate my freezy pops

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lily evan to james potter: so are we going to talk about it

james potter: about what precisely

lily evans: the revolution of the moon and the fact it’s made of cheese?

james potter: ah yes, it’s swiss btw

lily evans: the moon?

james potter: clearly

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COMMENTS ON “THE MARAUDERS TRY DRAG FT. LILY EVANS (EVANSLY)

Chaitea7: oh my god why the fuck is sirius so pretty im jealous wtf

Janeyloo: okay but anybody else picking up on the tension between james and the redhead??

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                            4marauderssssss: @Janeyloo that’s lily evans, she’s                                        another youtuber and she’s fucking great

                            dva-main3: they are definitely a thing, i agree

                            greektragdy: okay but does this make their ship name                                       lames? LIMES?

thomasthetrainbdsm: is wormtail ever gonna make another appearance? I love that funky little rat

dwightkshroooot: okay but why isn’t lily actually a like...try vlogger like these guys? she outdid sirius which is like. Unheard of.

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                             dianaprinces234: like i never thought id see the day

                             yalldve: she looks so good wtf im shook

dhfakjshdgljdsl: i want lily evans to step on me and i would                              say thank you

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                             honeynutcheetos: p sure james thinks the same thing lmao

                             011000110110000101110100: lmao right???? Im so gay

                            TheMarauders: I definitely think the same thing -James                                     Potter

[internetdetectives]

4/22/19 - Chat with Moonman

moonman31 1:44 PM: "okay” moonman31 1:44 PM: "this is epic” Jos 1:44 PM: "Hey moonman” Mugen Kagemaru 1:44 PM: "Well, well!” Jos 1:44 PM: "high?” moonman31 1:45 PM: "Not at all” Jos 1:45 PM: "Ah” Jos 1:45 PM: "tell us whats epic” Jos 1:45 PM: ": p” moonman31 1:45 PM: ":stuck_out_tongue:” moonman31 1:45 PM: "Ascension!” Mugen Kagemaru 1:45 PM: "... What.” moonman31 1:45 PM: "Bet I had ya scared for a second” Jos 1:46 PM: "Except the part of the death, ascension is cool ?” Mugen Kagemaru 1:46 PM: "Nah, just unamused” Dense 1:46 PM: "Hey moon” moonman31 1:46 PM: "Actually I have been laying low” moonman31 1:46 PM: "I'm sure you noticed” Mugen Kagemaru 1:46 PM: "Kinda hard not to” Wolfcat 1:46 PM: "mugens balls were bursting in fear” Mugen Kagemaru 1:46 PM: "Not here boy” Mugen Kagemaru 1:46 PM: "@moonman31” Mugen Kagemaru 1:46 PM: "So what's this thing you were calling epic a few minutes ago?” Jos 1:47 PM: "ascension!” Mugen Kagemaru 1:47 PM: "Stop switching accounts, it's not funny.” moonman31 1:47 PM: "I have been spending my time professionally stalking ya boys” moonman31 1:47 PM: "and not using much internet beyond that” Mugen Kagemaru 1:47 PM: "Oh this should be good.” Mr t series good 1:48 PM: "who is axis” Mugen Kagemaru 1:48 PM: "Visitor. Pay her no mind.” moonman31 1:48 PM: "So I am basically pretty sure Nocta knows I cannot be trusted anymore 100% so I'm basically on his shitlist now since he assumes that part of the forums got posted to Dumblr” Mugen Kagemaru 1:49 PM: "Haven't seen any of that, so I dunno what drugs he's doin.” moonman31 1:49 PM: "I surprisingly think he still trust Dov though which was the point” moonman31 1:49 PM: "You need him there and I cannot really give you the inside scope anymore” Mugen Kagemaru 1:50 PM: "You never could in the first place, if I recall.” Mugen Kagemaru 1:50 PM: "Or has that restriction been lifted?” moonman31 1:50 PM: "Man you are cranky :moonman:” Dense 1:50 PM: "Oh fuck” moonman31 1:50 PM: "Ok check this” Mugen Kagemaru 1:50 PM: "Might have something to do with Wolf and Jos, but by all means, please carry on.” moonman31 1:50 PM: "I didn't mean Nocta when I said I was stalking ya boys” moonman31 1:50 PM: "I meant I've been looking into a few things about our pretty unique situation” moonman31 1:50 PM: "I had access to some stuff I can no longer access” moonman31 1:50 PM: "Secret website shit” moonman31 1:50 PM: "I'm not an elite hacker but there's a subspace of the observatory for all the neato cult stuff you all suspect is there anyway” moonman31 1:50 PM: "And I was reading some garbage about parallelos and stuff is making a whole lot more sense” Mugen Kagemaru 1:53 PM: "Oh shit son” Dense 1:53 PM: "Damn” Dense 1:53 PM: "Wich means” moonman31 1:54 PM: "But the most immediate concern for y'all is what's up with my alt handle in your place” Mugen Kagemaru 1:54 PM: "Exactly right, Dense” Dense 1:54 PM: "Nocta is 100% ascended” moonman31 1:54 PM: "Greth” Dense 1:54 PM: "Ohfuck” Dense 1:54 PM: "U rite where da fuck is greth” Jos 1:54 PM: "Im back” Dense 1:55 PM: "Joso” Mugen Kagemaru 1:55 PM: "That account's been active in my abse - Wait what?” Jos 1:55 PM: "No im back” Jos 1:55 PM: "tell me dense” moonman31 1:55 PM: "I'm pretty sure from some email snippets that shit is about to get heavy but I literally don't understand what the fuck they were talking about” Dense 1:55 PM: "Just hi” moonman31 1:55 PM: "Just they were talking about it a LOT” moonman31 1:55 PM: "and it seemed bad” Jos 1:55 PM: "Hi brother” Mugen Kagemaru 1:55 PM: "I was gonna say, it was inactive up to when I left, but y'all are saying it's not there no more?” moonman31 1:56 PM: "That's the first bit of news” Jos 1:56 PM: "So, another subpage, the forums is a subpage, as there is one hidden huh” moonman31 1:56 PM: "The second bit of news is an apology” moonman31 1:56 PM: "For the bots.” Mr t series good 1:57 PM: "that was you huh” moonman31 1:57 PM: "I needed to slow down nocta so I literally invited scambots” moonman31 1:57 PM: "sorro.” Dense 1:57 PM: "Oh shit” Mugen Kagemaru 1:57 PM: "@Jos More like the forums are the surface page and this LC shit is a subpage.” Dense 1:57 PM: "So it was you” Jos 1:57 PM: "That is a good strategy” Wolfcat 1:57 PM: "no need to apologize” Wolfcat 1:57 PM: "thanks for the local russian hookers” Jos 1:58 PM: "Can you send spam bots to luna to slow her down jk” moonman31 1:58 PM: "The problem is I never had control of them per se but at least it worked for a while” Mugen Kagemaru 1:58 PM: "So how much can you tell us, whether it makes sense or not, about what they're talking about in this subpage?” Mugen Kagemaru 1:58 PM: "Like maybe we can interpret” moonman31 1:58 PM: "Something is going to happen with some sort of agent of Luna” Mugen Kagemaru 1:59 PM: "Did they say what and whom? I know it likely doesn't make sense, but did they actually say it?” moonman31 1:59 PM: "They want to bring the final piece of the puzzle into place” Mugen Kagemaru 1:59 PM: "Hmm…” moonman31 1:59 PM: "I know it involves the parallelos” Jos 1:59 PM: "Tyler is already taken i guess” Mugen Kagemaru 2:00 PM: "Bruh I get it, it don't make sense, but maybe they actually said the words?” moonman31 2:00 PM: "I was never fully indoctrinated as you might say so I was pretty much at the same level as Dov” Mugen Kagemaru 2:00 PM: "Meaning you won't tell us what they said literally because it doesn't make sense. Fine, whatever. We'll move on.” moonman31 2:00 PM: "I know the real hard core cult is nocta, yuuki, kaiden” moonman31 2:00 PM: "Samuel too” Mugen Kagemaru 2:01 PM: "Welp, that's not good.” Jos 2:01 PM: "Hoax is just there, in the middle…” Wolfcat 2:01 PM: "Damn” Wolfcat 2:01 PM: "whats up with yuuki” Wolfcat 2:01 PM: "she sent me a weirdass PM just saying "thewoods" like 100+ times” moonman31 2:01 PM: "She's been around on discord but neither of us has posted” moonman31 2:01 PM: "I think she's conflicted on some things” Jos 2:02 PM: "Why all the waifus turns out to be dangerous” Mugen Kagemaru 2:02 PM: "@Wolfcat“ Mugen Kagemaru 2:02 PM: "I remember that, when was it again?” Wolfcat 2:02 PM: "sometime in february” Mugen Kagemaru 2:02 PM: "Hmm…” Jos 2:02 PM: "when the haunted house gif was a thing” Wolfcat 2:02 PM: "also im guessing you can't just show us this "subspace" on AO right” Mugen Kagemaru 2:03 PM: "Yeah she said when she went to the house she learned things about The Truth that she didn't know before, which is why I thought it was dangerous for the pics to be shared carelessly.” moonman31 2:03 PM: "I mean possibly” moonman31 2:03 PM: "Actually” moonman31 2:03 PM: "but I'd need time to figure out the new password” Mugen Kagemaru 2:04 PM: "That implies it can already be seen by normal users…” Wolfcat 2:05 PM: "just got a weird PM: " from nocta” Wolfcat 2:05 PM: “"Tengo un diablo en mis pantalones"” Wolfcat 2:05 PM: “wait nvm that was from jos my bad” Mugen Kagemaru 2:06 PM: "..." Mexican Nocta 2:06 PM: "Me cachis” Mexican Nocta 2:06 PM: "me equivoque” Mexican Nocta 2:06 PM: "buenas tardes” Mugen Kagemaru 2:06 PM: "•headdesk•” Jos 2:07 PM: "Wrong multiverse brother” Mr t series good 2:08 PM: "mugen losing hope as always” moonman31 2:09 PM: “”mugen losing hope as always”” moonman31 2:09 PM: "a motivational poster” Jos 2:09 PM: "i must print one of those” Jos 2:10 PM: "So yeah, I had the feeling the forums were just a façade” moonman31 2:10 PM: "not really” moonman31 2:10 PM: "more like a recruitment tool” moonman31 2:10 PM: "but uh I had experience with the Moon Children as you know so the things set of my alarms big time and I wanted in to go undercover and it worked for a long ass time” moonman31 2:10 PM: "I think I'm blown now though” Mr t series good 2:12 PM: "F” moonman31 2:12 PM: "F” Jos 2:12 PM: "Will try to find this, true webpage, there must be a connection somewhere” moonman31 2:13 PM: "technically speaking I'm still an Astral Child” moonman31 2:13 PM: "but I have a feeling this is going to come to a bad place soon” moonman31 2:13 PM: "since I'm obviously some kind of traitor” Mugen Kagemaru 2:13 PM: "Yeah man you may wanna run for it and keep away from their places.” moonman31 2:13 PM: "that's the idea Jos 2:14 PM: "And develop somekind of telepathic resistance, you know their powers” Jos 2:14 PM: "i tried” moonman31 2:15 PM: "you should also know there used to be a bunch more members of the forums that have not rejoined” Jos 2:16 PM: "I guess Samuel is one of them” moonman31 2:16 PM: "that concerns me, it's been a longass time since we've been back” moonman31 2:16 PM: "I mean at least he has an account?” Jos 2:16 PM: "Yeah” Jos 2:16 PM: "This is weird” Jos 2:16 PM: "But i hope the cult didn't do anything to silence them…” Jos 2:16 PM: "for x reason” Wolfcat 2:18 PM: "i might have asked this already i not sure tbh” Wolfcat 2:18 PM: "but do you know exactly what was happening in the vid you uploaded to greth vlogs” Wolfcat 2:18 PM: "like who was the lady in that vid” moonman31 2:19 PM: "Yeah that was something I grabbed from the site” moonman31 2:19 PM: "I was still trying to let you know I was feeding info without tipping off nocta” moonman31 2:19 PM: "but that was the point where he started monitoring my traffic” moonman31 2:19 PM: "shit was cash i got a vpn” moonman31 2:19 PM: "that only worked for so long” Jos 2:20 PM: "The thing is that this lady knew where to go, she had to give signs to this Greth to reach the place, whatever it is, i think the lady knows more” Wolfcat 2:20 PM: "i suspected it might have been yuuki :thinking:” Jos 2:20 PM: "Well, Nocta is theorized to be this being capable to controling electronic stuff, you could hide everything, but if he can sense it... its hard” moonman31 2:21 PM: "uh what” moonman31 2:21 PM: "idk about all that he owns the domain and forums so he probably just started intensely watching IPs” moonman31 2:21 PM: "which he did after I uploaded that vid by getting into that youtube account” moonman31 2:21 PM: "so in retaliation I flooded the place with scambots” moonman31 2:21 PM: "and used a vpn to blend in” moonman31 2:21 PM: "but that only worked for so long” Jos 2:22 PM: ""30 hot chicks near 21 km, what are you waiting for? click here"” Mugen Kagemaru 2:23 PM: "@moonman31 But yeah do you know who's who in the video?” moonman31 2:23 PM: "no clue” moonman31 2:23 PM: "I just grabbed the file off the server because it seemed important and chucked it your way” moonman31 2:23 PM: "the stuff i was seeing vs what I could directly share was always in conflict” moonman31 2:23 PM: "I knew the instant I finally gave you a file or two” moonman31 2:23 PM: "the war between the traitor and nocta would escalate” moonman31 2:23 PM: "and that's exactly what happened” Mugen Kagemaru 2:25 PM: "Wait that's a new thing” Mugen Kagemaru 2:25 PM: "Who's this traitor you're talking about?” Jos 2:25 PM: "moonman” moonman31 2:25 PM: "...” Mugen Kagemaru 2:25 PM: "I've been out of the loop lately” Jos 2:25 PM: "he just said it top there” Jos 2:25 PM: "he is a traitor to the astral children” Mugen Kagemaru 2:25 PM: "A'ight a'ight” moonman31 2:26 PM: "We're not 'the Astral Children'” Mugen Kagemaru 2:26 PM: "You used that phrase though” moonman31 2:26 PM: "no, cult members self identify as an Astral Child” Mugen Kagemaru 2:26 PM: "Anyway, like I said, I've been out of the loop, seemed like something these guys learned after I left.” Jos 2:26 PM: "okay” moonman31 2:26 PM: "'I am an Astral Child'” moonman31 2:26 PM: "but we are the Astral Observatory” Wolfcat 2:29 PM: "More like the Ass observatory” Wolfcat 2:29 PM: "but forreal tho” Mugen Kagemaru 2:29 PM: "That's more referring to that one thing Eve has.” Wolfcat 2:30 PM: "Ass?” Mr t series good 2:30 PM: "Uh, i dont know what you on about” Mugen Kagemaru 2:30 PM: "@Wolfcat Asstral Observatory” moonman31 2:32 PM: "I'm still waiting for this one guy to join” moonman31 2:32 PM: "he had the best selfies to meme” Mugen Kagemaru 2:33 PM: "Oh? What's the name, we'll watch for him too” moonman31 2:33 PM: "IsoscelesAssassin” Mugen Kagemaru 2:34 PM: "Better than "ScaleneKiller"” Mr t series good 2:34 PM: ":rofl:” moonman31 2:34 PM: "There was also the Spanish guy” Mr t series good 2:34 PM: "spanish guy?” Mr t series good 2:34 PM: ”:thinking:” moonman31 2:35 PM: "Yeah I don't remember his handle though” Mugen Kagemaru 2:35 PM: "Jordi something, I think. (Kidding)” moonman31 2:35 PM: "no” Mr t series good 2:35 PM: ":joy:” Mugen Kagemaru 2:35 PM: "I'm kidding, dude.” Jos 2:35 PM: "jos, dense,,” Jos 2:35 PM: "Ummm” Jos 2:35 PM: "thinking” Mr t series good 2:35 PM: "well i guess we dont know that spanish guy” moonman31 2:35 PM: "oh, pardon, if that was a reference™ I didn't get it” Jos 2:36 PM: "jacobtheguy” Mugen Kagemaru 2:36 PM: "More of a joke, and don't worry, we'll explain someday” Jos 2:36 PM: "idk” Mugen Kagemaru 2:36 PM: "You're not the only one under restrictions”

[fancybois]

Tagged by @bergarass thank you Nina!! <3

rules: answer these 85 statements about yourself, then tag 20 people.

last

1. drink - coffee?? yikes i should drink some water

2. phone call - my mom

3. text message - one i sent: “the rat laugh haha”

4. song you listened to - Your Guardian Angel by Red Jumpsuit Apparatus

5. time you cried - look i cry all the time, i think the last time i cried with tears streaming down my face i was thinking about steven idk

ever

6. dated someone twice? - nope

7. kissed someone and regretted it - no

8. been cheated on - i dont think so!

9. lost someone special - heh yeah :/

10. been depressed - buddy,, my dude, fuckin yes

11. gotten drunk and thrown up - YES,, its nasty

fave colours

12. maroon 

13. teal

14.  heather grey

in the last year have you…

15. made new friends - yeah! im lookin @ u worth it pals!

16. fallen out of love - every so slowly, yes

17. laughed until you cried - i dont think so

18. found out someone was talking about you - no not that i recall

19. met someone who changed you - not in 2018 no

20. found out who your friends are - yeah, its a nice change tbh

21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list - nah

general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl - most of them ive met at least once since i only friend people i know

23. do you have any pets - :( no

24. do you want to change your name - nah man i love my name

25. what did you do for your last birthday - it was honestly the best birthday and this years wont top it sadly;; I went with my then girlfriend on a walking tour in the morning and then we got lunch and then later on i went to dinner with some other close friends! 

26. what time did you wake up today - 8:30 am

27. what were you doing at midnight last night - drinking with some new friends!

28. what is something you can’t wait for - NEXT WEEKS WORTH IT

30. what are you listening to right now - the fan in my computer whirring

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom - yeah, my cousin and my uncle!

32. something that’s getting on your nerves -  PEOPLE NOT USING THEIR BLINKERS TO TURN

33. most visited website - tumblr absolutely 

34. hair colour - brown

35. long or short hair - on me? longer

36. do you have a crush on someone - Probs Steven tbh

37. what do you like about yourself - tbh how much of a contradiction i can be, i even hate it sometimes, catch me with the consistency 

38. want any piercings? - ive always wanted an eyebrow peicing

39. blood type - fuck idk

40. nicknames - Joy is my nickname actually

41. relationship status - single 

42. zodiac - aries

43. pronouns - she/her

44. fave tv shows - b99, steven universe, sense8; those are my top 3

45. tattoos - i love them but i get tired of things easily so its a bad idea, but maybe one day

46. right or left handed - lefty

47. ever had surgery - ye, tonsils

48. piercings - ears

49. sport - uh, archery, i enjoyed that when i did it in undergrad

50. vacation - i wanna go EVERYWHERE, but i think the next one will be chicago

51. trainers - the shoes? i have them?

more general

52. eating - i had some scrambled eggs for dinner

53. drinking - nothing

54. i’m about to watch - the back of my eyelids as i go to sleep

55. waiting for - Worth it next week, did i stutter?

56. want - to be happy, healthy, a stable job and a dog

57. get married - we’ll see

58. career - currently interning in public affairs

which is better

59. hugs or kisses - hugs, yeah that mmm

60. lips or eyes - eyes

61. shorter or taller - medium

62. older or younger - have we been talking about attraction to? uh? it doesn’t matter to me.

63. nice arms or stomach - nice thighs bih

64. hookup or relationship - relationship

65. troublemaker or hesitant - im good with both tbh

have you ever

66. kissed a stranger - no

67. drank hard liquor - OH yeah

68. lost glasses - thank god no

69. turned someone down - yeep

70. sex on first date - nope

71. broken someones heart - yeahhh :/

72. had your heart broken - ABSOLUTELY

73. been arrested - nope

74. cried when someone died - not irl

75. fallen for a friend - mmhm

do you believe in

76. yourself - *pained face* SOMETIMES

77. miracles - ... actually a little

78. love at first sight - maybe love at first chat... yeah

79. santa claus - no

80. kiss on a first date - if i click with them yeah

81. angels - id like to believe it

other

82. best friend’s name - i have a few! but my oldest friend is Katt

83. eye colour - dark brown

84. fave movie - Pacific Rim and Scott Pilgrim are the first two that come to mind

85. fave actor - Will Smith honestly ill watch anything he’s in and he’s a great dude. I cant think of any actresses off the top of my head im so sorry

I’m tagging!: @poiregourmande, @brunchcrush, @brunchfact, @transilnyckyj, @worthitbfs, @worthitboys, @lavab0y, @leiasreys, @buzzfeedworthit, @muhdej, @halfwheeze, @jeppys, @undreamedconstellations

[hgfstreamchats]

The Terror, episodes 4-6

SharpwingYesterday at 9:37 PM I may miss the first few minutes, I can't get my earbuds to pair to my computer >:/

highglossfinishYesterday at 9:37 PM Oh, we can wait for you, that's no trouble.

SharpwingYesterday at 9:39 PM tbh i'm not sure i'll be watching it much anyway, if The Bear Attack is indicative of many scenes to come, so... maybe don't wait?   I'm just happy to be here in the chat, and I'll figure out the earbuds eventually.

highglossfinishYesterday at 9:40 PM Oh yes, it gets anything but better going forward.

thenightetc2Yesterday at 9:40 PM got himself frozen in somewhere

SharpwingYesterday at 9:41 PM I ah. Might have read the Wikipedia page for The Terror. [9:41 PM] I will not be watching the later episodes, I can tell you [9:41 PM] But! Until then, the music is pretty and the set design is lovely(edited)

highglossfinishYesterday at 9:42 PM "Oh, the Friends That You'll Eat"

thenightetc2Yesterday at 9:42 PM Uh oh.

SharpwingYesterday at 9:42 PM hhhhhhhh [9:43 PM] Ohh, I give. The mysteries of Bluetooth technology are too much for me [9:43 PM] I'll just watch without sound (thank you again for the subtitles) [9:47 PM] jdhfsjfgjf sure, just go to the bathroom while giving your report

highglossfinishYesterday at 9:49 PM This certainly is sensible.

SharpwingYesterday at 9:49 PM the bear.....is not acting.....like any bear ive ever seen [9:50 PM] is this a potential plot point, or writers who don't care if the bear acts oddly

thenightetc2Yesterday at 9:50 PM isn't it, y'know, possessed by the old man they shot, or something?

TheAlienTazerYesterday at 9:50 PM Hope y'all have fun New meds are kicking my ass lmao

SharpwingYesterday at 9:50 PM well if it is ive missed that part [9:50 PM] that tracks tho, ngl

thenightetc2Yesterday at 9:50 PM I MEAN it seemed implied

SharpwingYesterday at 9:50 PM Oh nooooo >_< i hope you feel better soon Tazer<3

thenightetc2Yesterday at 9:51 PM ye, feel better [9:54 PM] f

SharpwingYesterday at 9:56 PM an brain

thenightetc2Yesterday at 9:56 PM yikes [9:56 PM] yes, keep showing us it [9:58 PM] ...definitely a bear

highglossfinishYesterday at 9:59 PM A normal bear carrying out normal bear activities.(edited)

thenightetc2Yesterday at 9:59 PM What. [10:00 PM] A bear POSSESSED by a man??

SharpwingYesterday at 10:01 PM oh dear, i had to step away for a minute, what happened? [10:01 PM] something tipped them off to Not Normal Bear, what was it?

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:01 PM The injuries were apparently too deliberate to be a bear

SharpwingYesterday at 10:02 PM ah, okay

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:04 PM awkward [10:08 PM] that's a lot of detail to see from a distance, through the snow

highglossfinishYesterday at 10:09 PM "I'm going to say this all as smugly as possible, that will help my case."

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:09 PM right?

SharpwingYesterday at 10:11 PM My visuals are a second or two behind the audio, is that the same for you too?

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:11 PM nope, although it's a little jerky, on and off

SharpwingYesterday at 10:12 PM I think my wifi is being a little buggy again, nvm

highglossfinishYesterday at 10:13 PM Hold on, let me try and fix it.

SharpwingYesterday at 10:15 PM Seems to be normal for me now

highglossfinishYesterday at 10:17 PM Oh, for Pit's sake. [10:17 PM] Is it working?

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:18 PM Yes, I think so

SharpwingYesterday at 10:18 PM Yup!

highglossfinishYesterday at 10:18 PM Marvelous!

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:21 PM Eugh [10:22 PM] "Who is it?  Better not be an enormous bear'

SharpwingYesterday at 10:23 PM Whoops, I'll be back later!

highglossfinishYesterday at 10:23 PM "If there are any enormous bears out there...you just stop that."

SharpwingYesterday at 10:24 PM The Bear: "No." [10:24 PM] (ok ok im actually gone now, byeee)

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:24 PM byyye

highglossfinishYesterday at 10:24 PM Goodbye! [10:25 PM] "It's full of lead."

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:25 PM f [10:26 PM] so are any of the ones who actually speak her language still alive, or...?

highglossfinishYesterday at 10:26 PM Crozier does.

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:28 PM Side note, the volume is much better than usual!

highglossfinishYesterday at 10:30 PM Wonderful!

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:30 PM ohhhh dear

SharpwingYesterday at 10:32 PM I may not be back tonight after all, so let me just say thank you for having me here!

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:32 PM

Thanks for dropping in!

highglossfinishYesterday at 10:33 PM

Always a pleasure!

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:36 PM

the bear got him!

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( @Mimic you're not muted)

MimicYesterday at 10:41 PM

(I fixed it. somehow, I had to spend about twenty minutes fixing my internet which also involved me having to log back in to discord and resetting all my mute preferences???)

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:42 PM

"or, you know, just drop dead for no apparent reason"

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oh, good, their water tanks are lead.

MimicYesterday at 10:44 PM

"Why are you not charmed by my egregious facial hair???"

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:45 PM

so, a dead man

MimicYesterday at 10:45 PM

absolutely

highglossfinishYesterday at 10:45 PM

"And the way I fouled your sheets?"

thenightetc2Yesterday at 10:47 PM

yikes

MimicYesterday at 10:48 PM

is this a murdercam

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10:49 PM

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"Oh, Corpsey, the times we had."(edited)

1

highglossfinishYesterday at 10:52 PM

"You don't care for lead tea?"

MimicYesterday at 10:56 PM

"Asshole, leave. it is that simple."

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:00 PM

good thing bears can't climb!

highglossfinishYesterday at 11:03 PM

Hooray, it caught fire! Their problems are surely solved forever!(edited)

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:03 PM

Well, at least nothing could have survived that!

MimicYesterday at 11:03 PM

fire solves everything when your only shelter from the elements is highly flammable(edited)

highglossfinishYesterday at 11:04 PM

It's the kind of pluck and forward-thinking English problem solving that's served them so well thus far.

HopolitesYesterday at 11:05 PM

Oh boy! Medical stuff! Great time for me to grab food.

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:07 PM

is this about the whisky

highglossfinishYesterday at 11:08 PM

"Men, it will fall upon you to change me."

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11:08 PM

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Don't save it for cleaning wounds or anything like that.(edited)

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:09 PM

perish the thought

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11:10 PM

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Ugh, that does not look wholesome

HopolitesYesterday at 11:10 PM

Something horrible is going to happen to that little monkey.

MimicYesterday at 11:11 PM

yeah, seems on-brand for this show

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:12 PM

"well, if a bunch more die--"

highglossfinishYesterday at 11:13 PM

Eat the monkey.

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:15 PM

yikes

MimicYesterday at 11:20 PM

you say such sweet things, Corpsey II(edited)

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:22 PM

D:

highglossfinishYesterday at 11:24 PM

Touch.

HopolitesYesterday at 11:26 PM

Suddenly veeeery happy I'm eating pasta with white sauce.

highglossfinishYesterday at 11:31 PM

Funny how everything tastes better when it isn't full of...I was about to say lead, but that's less of a problem for me.

SharpwingYesterday at 11:31 PM

Realized I left my icon in the stream, my bad(edited)

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11:32 PM

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It seems to have automatically shut off/left anyway, but it sounds like I'm gonna wanna sit this one out anyway

whose guts were spilled

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11:33 PM

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Also, would you actually be okay with everything tasting like lead? Sounds like it'd get boring.

highglossfinishYesterday at 11:33 PM

True. And lead was never my favorite thing to begin with.(edited)

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:34 PM

ahhh, what'd I miss in the last ten minutes or so?

highglossfinishYesterday at 11:34 PM

It's not exactly singing with flavor.

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:34 PM

had to go let the dog out

HopolitesYesterday at 11:34 PM

Gross things.

SharpwingYesterday at 11:34 PM

What's it taste like again? I remember I read what you said about it, but I've forgotten

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:34 PM

Oh, in that case maybe nevermind

SharpwingYesterday at 11:34 PM

And yes thenight, I think intestines were spilled.

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:35 PM

Was it the bear again?

HopolitesYesterday at 11:35 PM

No, it was the inuit lady.

SharpwingYesterday at 11:35 PM

Idk, I've been gone for a long time and my Bad Things Happening tolerance is embarrassingly low, so I quit watching XD

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ooh

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:35 PM

ohhh

SharpwingYesterday at 11:35 PM

She finally got fed up with them huh

HopolitesYesterday at 11:36 PM

She's the only character I care for.

MimicYesterday at 11:37 PM

do not glorify how completely fucked y'all are

HopolitesYesterday at 11:37 PM

I think it's less glorification and more desperatee hoping.

MimicYesterday at 11:38 PM

I can't get over how much that thing looks like a Pennywise furry

HopolitesYesterday at 11:39 PM

Yeah that's lead poisoning.

SharpwingYesterday at 11:39 PM

W h a t

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The BEAR??

MimicYesterday at 11:40 PM

the face they slapped on that thing makes me think about Tim Curry's PEnnywise pretty hard

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:40 PM

ohhh god

SharpwingYesterday at 11:40 PM

Okay I gotta see that

HopolitesYesterday at 11:41 PM

I can't wait for the large number of secrets their keeping from their men to end in a mutiny.

SharpwingYesterday at 11:43 PM

Aaaand gotta go again

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11:44 PM

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Sorry, seeya!♡

MimicYesterday at 11:44 PM

seeya!

HopolitesYesterday at 11:44 PM

Why did they bring a gun.

highglossfinishYesterday at 11:45 PM

Ringing in spring with the most lead filled banquet these men have ever had.

HopolitesYesterday at 11:45 PM

Yeah. And a corpse in the corner to round things up!

highglossfinishYesterday at 11:46 PM

It's hardly a party without one!

HopolitesYesterday at 11:49 PM

I feel like things will get weirder.

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:50 PM

ohhhh dear

HopolitesYesterday at 11:52 PM

I do love the music

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11:54 PM

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Ooooooh nooooo

highglossfinishYesterday at 11:54 PM

Well, he did say to stand back.

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:54 PM

f

MimicYesterday at 11:55 PM

WHAT DID I SAY EARLIER? HIGHLY FLAMMABLE

HopolitesYesterday at 11:55 PM

This show is good at making things so gross

highglossfinishYesterday at 11:55 PM

Aww.

HopolitesYesterday at 11:58 PM

Hmm. The sun went down rather quick.

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:58 PM

Well, at least things can't get any worse from here on out, right!

highglossfinishYesterday at 11:59 PM

Of course!

thenightetc2Yesterday at 11:59 PM

Smooth sailing from now on!

HopolitesYesterday at 11:59 PM

Well

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More like walkingFebruary 19, 2021

HopolitesToday at 12:03 AM

Enough fish to kill your frame rate.

thenightetc2Today at 12:03 AM

ALMOST as if they're causing problems

HopolitesToday at 12:03 AM

Possibly.

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Theoretically.

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Why is he not just...selling the fish?

thenightetc2Today at 12:06 AM

A commitment to doing things in the most deranged way possible

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Honestly it's probably a good thing those fish are only about twenty polys each

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Hahaha what

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Somebody's going to rig that up to run Doom

HopolitesToday at 12:10 AM

Yes.

MimicToday at 12:10 AM

it's inevitable really

HopolitesToday at 12:11 AM

Now Im curious if someone's done that for Minecraft?

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Oh no.

thenightetc2Today at 12:12 AM

"wait, can I sell it again"

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wheezes

HopolitesToday at 12:12 AM

He's just going to mash the button.

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Forever.

thenightetc2Today at 12:12 AM

enter the autoclicker

HopolitesToday at 12:12 AM

Yes.

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Whoops.

thenightetc2Today at 12:14 AM

Oh my god

HopolitesToday at 12:14 AM

Reality has broken.

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MORE EXPLOSIVES

thenightetc2Today at 12:15 AM

Fish lattice

HopolitesToday at 12:15 AM

Oh boooooy!

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This is fantastic, actually.

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This man's fingers.

thenightetc2Today at 12:18 AM

Well then!

HopolitesToday at 12:18 AM

Beutiful pile of insanity.

thenightetc2Today at 12:19 AM

Amazong.

MimicToday at 12:20 AM

every time someone reshapes the landscape, a dynamite pile gets its wings

highglossfinishToday at 12:22 AM

Seems like an uplifting note to end on.

thenightetc2Today at 12:22 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6nczQNvw5E

?

YouTube

Saturday Night Live

Dream Home Extreme Isn't Exciting - SNL

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Coming live.

HopolitesToday at 12:25 AM

Is the announcer lady okay?

MimicToday at 12:26 AM

her job depends on selling this to viewers

HopolitesToday at 12:26 AM

She's going to ascend to the sky.

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She tried to put the tooter thing in the other lady's mouth.

thenightetc2Today at 12:29 AM

her FACE

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Oh wow

HopolitesToday at 12:31 AM

amazing

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make things so awkward the customer runs away.

MimicToday at 12:34 AM

oh, what about forgotten tv gems

highglossfinishToday at 12:34 AM

We can pencil it in for next time.

MimicToday at 12:35 AM

alright

highglossfinishToday at 12:35 AM

Do you have a link?

MimicToday at 12:35 AM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BgYOkcA3wtY

YouTube

Saturday Night Live

Forgotten Television Gems - SNL

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AswY1cRDIgo

YouTube

Saturday Night Live

Forgotten TV Gems: Whoops! I Married a Lesbian - SNL

highglossfinishToday at 12:36 AM

Oh, it's an actual video! I thought you just meant in general. Yes, we can watch it now then.

MimicToday at 12:36 AM

oh, yes! sorry, meant to specify, definitely an SNL skit

HopolitesToday at 12:38 AM

I love the wildly out of place music.

MimicToday at 12:38 AM

apparently this is a direct parody of an actual soap opera called Dynasty

thenightetc2Today at 12:39 AM

wow!

HopolitesToday at 12:40 AM

Pleeeeeease remove your finger from the trigger-ok.

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That was a weird face they zoomed on.

MimicToday at 12:40 AM

ikr

HopolitesToday at 12:41 AM

Oh boy.

thenightetc2Today at 12:43 AM

Noooo, really?

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Spicy!

highglossfinishToday at 12:45 AM

Glorious.

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And with that, I think we're in a good place to pack it in.

thenightetc2Today at 12:46 AM

And what a that it was!

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Once again, thank you for hosting.

highglossfinishToday at 12:46 AM

Such a that!

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And thank you for coming!

HopolitesToday at 12:46 AM

was fun!

MimicToday at 12:46 AM

it was great! thank you for hosting!

HopolitesToday at 12:46 AM

Even if I have no idea what's happening on The Terror.

thenightetc2Today at 12:46 AM

Goodnight!

MimicToday at 12:47 AM

good night!

highglossfinishToday at 12:47 AM

Good night!

[wiener-blut]

i was tagged by my bb @babypaulchen ages ago and now the time has come to finally do this shit!! i told u i was gonna do it Brig!!

rules: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people (i wont tag anyone bc im doubting i even know 20 ppl on here lmao)

— what was your last…

1. drink: peach flavoured ice tea 2. phone call: my mom bc i asked her if shes interested in some hyacinth bulbs for her garden since the ones that stood in my room decayed 3. text message: to my cousin, setting a time where we can call and chat 4. song you listened to: actual surprise - its not Rammstein *ooohs and aaahs fly through the crowd* it was “The Schuyler Sisters” from Hamilton 5. time you cried: yesterday bc i had the worst fucking headache ever and i was being a whiny bitch

— have you ever…

6. dated someone twice: nope 7. kissed someone and regretted it: uhh no? 8. been cheated on: no 9. lost someone special: yes 10. been depressed: yes 11. gotten drunk and thrown up: yes, multiple times and ive come to the conclusion that throwing up makes me feel better afterwards like im back to being able to actually perveice my environment again lmao

— fave colours

12. black 13. pastel pink 14. actually i kinda love all colours idk

— in the last year have you…

15. made new friends: yes! 16. fallen out of love: no 17. laughed until you cried: yes, multiple times, good 18. found out someone was talking about you: like uh shittalking? idk so i guess not 19. met someone who changed you: uhhh kinda? 20. found out who your friends are: um well i found out that my friends are good friends and that i love them and that i dont want to miss any of them 21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list: what? u can “kiss” someone on facebook? lmao i didnt take a look on facebook for literally years .......man i had a massive brainlag here. i thought u can now “kiss” ppl on facebook like u can “poke” ppl on facebook and it didnt come to my mind this could mean “irl” lmao bury me IF it means irl tho, then yes

— general

22. how many of your facebook friends do you know irl: pff idk man who the fuck still uses that shithole of a site anyways

23. do you have any pets: no but i had a super cute and fluffy bunny and i still miss him and think about him everyday also i plan on having half a farm and half a zoo in the future

24. do you want to change your name: not anymore; i used to hate my name bc its so outdated and the only answer i ever got on introducing myself was “hey my grandma has the same name isnt that funny” but then more and more people told me my name was pretty and unique and well now that im older (sounds like im 40 lmao) im even kinda fond of it

25. what did you do for your last birthday: umm uhh i guess i was studying for my exams lol but i remember my gf cooking an amazing dinner for me 💖

26. what time did you wake up today: uhhhhhh smth around 9am i think

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: actually sleeping for once bc that headache knocked me out completely

28. what is something you can’t wait for: fucking going to fucking Hamburg in fucking five fucking days

30. what are you listening to right now: the birds chirping outside

31. have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes i had a classmate named Tom........he was a bit strange tho.......

32. something that’s getting on your nerves: i cant think of anything rn

33. most visited website: Tumblr and Youtube

34. hair colour: natural? blonde / current? dyed it pink two weeks ago

35. long or short hair: long ass hair and i mean, literally, they reach all the way down to my hips

36. do you have a crush on someone: ohhhahahaha so, so many, one - and maybe the king of em all - being Christoph Schneider (not obvious at all cough cough)

37. what do you like about yourself: uhhhhhhhhhhh.........;;;;; i guess... uh... *insert more unintelligent noises* maybe my legs?

38. want any piercings: no, except for maybe some on my ear

39. blood type: 0 positive, i think

40. nicknames: Lily

41. relationship status: super duper gay af with @haifisch-ohne-traenen

42. sign: officially capricorn (i like to say “the last capricorn” bc it sounds like “the last unicorn” and well my birthday is on the last day that still counts as capricorn), but honestly im more of an aquarius

43. pronouns: she/her

44. fave tv show: i recently watched Grimm and the story was okay but the cast was like super adorable and i fell in love with every single one of them

45. tattoos: none. YET. i have plans for so much i just am very bad at deciding

46. right or left handed: right handed 47: ever had surgery: okay, small story time. there are these childrens books by german illustrator and author “Janosch” in which a tiger and a bear are best friends and i used to love those books. so once, tiger got ill (his stripes slipped out of place) and he needed to see the doctor. and the exact line was “soothing small shot, blue dream, surgery over, noticed nothing, tiger healthy”. and i once was in the hospital bc there was something wrong my nose (i dont remember what it was tho) and so they anaesthetized me (and my fav stuffie which i brough with me for mental support) and afterwards i told everyone of my “blue dream” and everyone was like ????? wtf kid bc they didnt know what i was talking about and it was just some months ago when i finally found out that a narcosis isnt called a “blue dream” and that i just knew this bc of this books which i adored and tbh i was like MY WHOLE LIFE IS A LIE “BLUE DREAM” IS AN ADORABLE TERM FOR IT 48. piercings: none 49. sport: i did ballet for 15 years and i still love to dance around the house and the mother of my best friend once called me cute bc i cant stand still and always spin around or stretch my toes while lifting my leg or do some pliés and tbh i wasnt even aware of that

50. vacation: uh...i love? lmao

51. trainers: umm like my shoes? mostly wearing my black doc martens

— more general

52. eating: i love me some good salad with tomatoes, mozzarella and tuna but ngl a pizza margherita could beat that salad any time. or a nice ragout fin. or mac’n’cheese. i love food in general, okay

53. drinking: i’d kill for a tequila rn. but like non-alcoholic beverage - plain water, yes thank u

54. i’m about to watch: some movie with my gf which we havent decided on yet

55. waiting for: my gf to return home from work so i can smooch her pretty face

56. want: to cuddle honestly

57. get married: since its legal in germany for some months now... idk tbh, its not smth i debate about on a daily basis

58. career: um i have a vague plan for becoming a speech pathologist but yea... its very vague

— which is better

59. hugs or kisses: hugs

60. lips or eyes: gotta say eyes

61. shorter or taller: i dont care actually

62. older or younger: um sweats loudly...... older (fun fact i recently calculated the average age of my celebrity crushes....yes i was bored.... and it resulted in 50.... well.....)

63. nice arms or stomach: arms, fucc me up

64. hookup or relationships: relationships

65. troublemaker or hesitant: me? kinda both

— have you ever

66. kissed a stranger: no 67. drank hard liquor: yes 68. turned someone down: not really?

69. sex on first date: nope

70: broken someone’s heart: probably

71. had your heart broken: uh yea...kinda

72. been arrested: no

73. cried when someone died: yes, im a whiny bitch so i cry easily

74. fallen for a friend: yeah binch im dating that lovely ho right now... im gonna leave Brig’s answer here bc its perf and same here

— do you believe in

75. yourself: ugh

76. miracles: i want to

77. love at first sight: no

78. santa claus: i want to lol but no

79. angels: fuck yes

— misc

80. eye colour: blue-gray-green-ish mud 81. best friend’s name: Dana

82. favourite movie: so? much? i cant decide, really

83. favourite actor: Tom Hiddleston, i love this british dork, lemme tell u

84. favourite cartoon: phuh, idk i dont really watch cartoons

85. favourite teacher’s name: SWEATS LOUDLY AND AGGRESIVELY i had two massive teacher crushes back in my school days and that makes me a bit biased but im gonna say Herr Wolf was a great teacher bc he always said “hey, astronomy’s a minor subject, the test won’t be hard and i wont give u homework, u guys concentrate on math, german and english” and tbh we need more teachers like that

[woah-homo]

1-99? 🤔

1: 6 of the songs you listen to most?

too high by moon taxi, sleepyhead by passion pit, girls like girls by hayley kiyoko, stay a while by cemetery sun,i feel like im drowning by two feet, three-thirty by AJR

2: If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

Jennifer lawrence

3: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.

I don’t have a book near me

4: What do you think about most?

Dogs probably

5: What does your latest text message from someone else say?

I am at the patio furniture

6: Do you sleep with or without clothes on?

with

7: What’s your strangest talent?

I can put all my fingers on top of each other

8: Girls… (finish the sentence); Boys… (finish the sentence)

Girls are hot as shit and boys suck

9: Ever had a poem or song written about you?

no

10: When is the last time you played the air guitar?

Oh jeez idk a long time ago

11: Do you have any strange phobias?

elevators

12: Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?

no

13: What’s your religion?

Im not religious

14: If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?

Playing with my dog

15: Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

behind

16: Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?

coldplay

17: What was the last lie you told?

Im not leaving the house tonight (I got chipotle oops)

18: Do you believe in karma?

yes

19: What does your URL mean?

Uhhh idk im gay as shit

20: What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?

Greatest weakness is my anxiety and strength is ability to listen to others

21: Who is your celebrity crush?

Jennifer Lawrence or ruby rose

22: Have you ever gone skinny dipping?

no

23: How do you vent your anger?

Over text or call to my girlfriend or best friend

24: Do you have a collection of anything?

no

25: Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Depends. Most of the time video

26: Are you happy with the person you’ve become?

Im starting to be more happy

27: What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?

I hate teeth scraping on silverware and I love my girlfriends voice

28: What’s your biggest “what if”?

What if I don’t succeed in school

29: Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Yes and no

30: Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.

Right arm is my dog left arm Is my couch cushion

31: Smell the air. What do you smell?

Uh idk my house smell

32: What’s the worst place you have ever been to?

My high school lmao

33: Choose: East Coast or West Coast?

west

34: Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?

Justin timberlake

35: To you, what is the meaning of life?

To be happy

36: Define Art.                

Whatever can make you smile on a bad day. People, paintings, photos. anything

37: Do you believe in luck?

yes

38: What’s the weather like right now?

sleeting

39: What time is it?

8:36pm

40: Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?

Yes and last Sunday I hit a deer

41: What was the last book you read?

Theres something I want you to do by Charles baxter

42: Do you like the smell of gasoline?

yes

43: Do you have any nicknames?

mack

44: What was the last film you saw?

Red sparrow

45: What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?

Fractured growth plate in my left wrist

46: Have you ever caught a butterfly?

yes

47: Do you have any obsessions right now?

My girlfriend

48: What’s your sexual orientation?

gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

49: Ever had a rumour spread about you?

Not that I know of

50: Do you believe in magic?

Yes I do

51: Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?

yep

52: What is your astrological sign?

Pisces

53: Do you save money or spend it?

Mostly save, but spend on my girlfriend and food

54: What’s the last thing you purchased?

chipotle

55: Love or lust?

love

56: In a relationship?

yes

57: How many relationships have you had?

3

58: Can you touch your nose with your tongue?

nope

59: Where were you yesterday?

Work and school

60: Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?

Yes my blanket

61: Are you wearing socks right now?

Yes, theyre dog socks

62: What’s your favourite animal?

dogs

63: What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?

Idk I don’t have one

64: Where is your best friend?

At softball

65: Give me your top 5 favourite blogs on Tumblr.

@svpremely-gay

@lesbicasentimental

Idk I don’t really pay as close attention to other blogs

66: What is your heritage?

german

67: What were you doing last night at 12AM?

sleeping

68: What do you think is Satan’s last name?

Uh idk

69: Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?

yep

70: Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?

yes

71: You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?

Save the dog

72: You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?

I would tell my close family, my best friends and my girlfriend. I would spend them with my dog, family, friends and girlfriend

73: You can only have one of these things; trust or love.

Love. You would gain trust through love

74: What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?

Oceans by coldplay

75: What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?

Uh no thanks

76: In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?

Trust and open mindedness. Humor. Reliability.

77: How can I win your heart?

You cant my girlfriend already has it

78: Can insanity bring on more creativity?

Yes

79: What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?

To care about school

80: What size shoes do you wear?

9

81: What would you want to be written on your tombstone?

Idk I don’t like to think about it

82: What is your favourite word?

dog

83: Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.

april

84: What is a saying you say a lot?

What the fuck

85: What’s the last song you listened to?

Human by the killers

86: Basic question; what’s your favourite colour/colours?

Idk changes a lot tbh

87: What is your current desktop picture?

Chris martin from the coldplay concert in minneapolis

88: If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?

My dad lmao

89: What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?

My sexuality (to my family)

90: One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren’t really doing anything, they’re just standing around your bed. What do you do?

Probably cry

91: You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?

invisibility

92: You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?

A half hour at the coldplay concert in Minneapolis

93: You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

Id prefer not to post it on here

94: You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?

Uhhh idk im good with my girlfriend

95: You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?

Berlin

96: Do you have any relatives in jail?

Yeah lmao

97: Have you ever thrown up in the car?

yes

98: Ever been on a plane?

yes

99: If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?

Please, please. Stop fighting. Work together. Love one another.

[theclash]

Frickin’ @thebroletariatemasses told me to do 1-99 from this ask meme, so... here we go.

3 Fears Giraffes, marionettes & animatronics (anything of that sort), anything relating to medical practice

3 things I love Paul McCartney, Roger Waters, birds (and raccoons ghkjfdhg)

2 turns on uhhhh. uh GHjkDFHG being tall... being uhh a musician. 

2 turns off not having nice hair HGFJKDHG and uh.. supporting Trump. MISS ME WITH THAT SHIT

My best friend only one?? here’s three: @wilpot @thebeatles @lighghtsource

Sexual orientation i... dont know at this point

How tall am I 5ft 7in

What do I miss right now the freedom of not being sick

Favourite color blue

Do I have a crush ya... on Paul McCartney and Roger Waters

Favourite place GHFKJDGH I dunno

What am I listening to right now Nothing but I have Nobody Home by Pink Floyd stuck in my head

Shoe size 7 and a half

Eye color blue w/ hazel around my pupil (i have central heterochromia)

Hair color brown

Meaning behind my URL Sir Paul McCartney boiz

Favourite song Hey Jude by The Beatles

Favourite band The Beatles and Pink Floyd

How I feel right now sick :~( terrible really

Someone I love Here are two someones Paul and Roger. kek!

My current relationship status single

My relationship with my parents Good, I’m fortunate to have never had major differences with them. My dad travels for work so I miss him a lot.

Favourite season Summer

Tattoos and piercing i have Just my 1st set of ear piercings

Tattoos and piercing i want Uhhhidk I want tattoos but there are a lot I want so ghjkfdhg

The reasons I joined Tumblr god I dont even remember, I joined when I was like... 12 or 13

Do I ever get “good morning” or “good night ” texts? On occasion I guess??

Have I ever kissed the last person you texted? I aint ever kissed anyone

How long does it take me to get ready in the morning? 30min 

Have you shaved your legs in the past three days? uhh yes actually

Where am I right now? on my bed

Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level? LOUD BITCH!!!

Do I live with my Mom and Dad? ye

Am I excited for anything? uh I guess I’m looking forward to seeing where I am in like 5 years

Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to? probably? I dont really tell anyone EVERYTHING about me

How often do I wear a fake smile? a lot tbh

If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be? PAUL AND ROGER!!!!

What do I think about most? paul and roger.

Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it? behind

What was the last lie I told? LMAOO Uhhh god who knows... honest to god I’m not sure

Do I perfer talking on the phone or video chatting online? phone 

Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens? my paranoia believes in ghosts and yes of course I believe in aliens

Do I believe in magic? no

Do I believe in luck? sure hsgkjfdhh

What’s the weather like right now? UHHH I dunno its dark out. It was like 80 deg earlier tho

What was the last book I’ve read? My Name Is Asher Lev by Chaim Potok

Do I have any nicknames? yea, Mad and Macca

Do I spend money or save it? spend to a degree then save my very slim remains

Can I touch my nose with a tounge? NO I AINT A HORSE

Favourite animal? bids in general, crows, seagulls, cockatiels, and raccoons.

What was I doing last night at 12 AM? listening to The Wall

What’s a song that always makes me happy when I hear it? like every Beatles and Pink Floyd song ever

What is my favorite word? UHHH GHDFJKH I DONT KNOW

My top 5 blogs on tumblr uhhh I dont know ATM, I cant think straight HGJKFDHGJ

If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say? “Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’ is the best album of all time”

Do I have any relatives in jail? maybe my aunt LMAO 

What is my current desktop picture? PAULLLL

Had sex? no

Bought condoms? no

Gotten pregnant? no

Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain? my chickens

Had job? I was a nanny

Smoked weed? no

Smoked cigarettes? no

Drank alcohol? no

Am I a vegetarian/vegan? no

Been overweight? no

Been underweight? yes

Gotten my heart broken? no

Been to prom? yes

Been in airplane? yes

Learned another language? yes, Japanese

Wore make up? BRO

Dyed my hair? yes

Had a surgery? yes, a lot of different procedures.

Met someone famous? No :-(

Stalked someone on a social network? i mean....

Been fishing? yes

Been rejected by a crush? yup but don’t worry !!! he was bad in the end (he emotionally abused me kek!!!!!!!)

What do I want for birthday? SO MANY THINGS. I want a cape and my own bass (i’m using Will’s curently) and uhhhh a lot of stuff. Money.

Do I like my handwriting? yeah bud

Where do I want to live when older? Washington State

Have I ever got caught sneaking out or doing anything bad? noope

What I’m really bad at A LOT...

What my greatest achievments are god I don’t know. I graduated high school. LOL

The meanest thing somebody has ever said to me I DUNNO MAN! I don’t remember that stuff.

What I’d do if I won in a lottery buy stuff duh

What do I like about myself my hair... uh. h.

My closest Tumblr friend @thebeatles YEAHHHHHH BUD

Any question you’d like? Oh worm?

Are you outgoing or shy? Outgoing

What kind of people are you attracted to? LELLLLL with ladies and other I am not picky but with dudes.... I have two types which are very similar: dark haired, glasses wearing musicians, and tall musicians with dark long hair. If you aint that then idk what to tell you. 

Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? Nope

Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Not really, but I wouldn’t have much to contribute.

Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Will probably

What does the most recent text that you sent say? it’s the thumbs down emoji (im on my computer and too lazy to get the emoji right now ghdjkg)

What are your 5 favorite songs right now? I CAN TELL YOU.. because I dont know HGJKFDHG I never have favorites really

Do you like it when people play with your hair? concept of someone gently running their fingers thru my hair: nice. concept of someone just playing with it: no.

Do you think there is life on other planets? Yeah bud! FINALLY DONE>>... Bill that was too many jesus FUCK

[braveheartdarlings]

1-99! 💖 i love you

 oh my lord nicole i love you too. also i love your picture you look ethereal.

okay here goes. this is super long im sorry

do you have a favourite sweater? -yea but it changes. right now its my color guard one

what’s your middle name? -rose

do you still talk to the first person you kissed? -nah she and i were never close

do you get on with your grandpa`? -sorta. but some things were said after my mom passed that have always been hard to ignore tbh

what was your favourite cartoon as a kid? -lilo and stitch/kim possible

what’s your favourite cartoon now? -steven universe

do you read the news paper? -no

who was the last text you sent to ? -my director for BCPE

what does the last text you sent say? -lots of stage managing stuff

if you could have any hair colour what would it be? -auburn red

do you like nature documentaries? -love them

what is your aesthetic? -night sky full of stars in the middle of the forest or on an empty beach

when did you last pet a dog? -last rehearsal at the office, charlie is the best boy and i love him so much

whose friend’s parents do you like the most? -Graces mom? maybe carolines dad & step mom? idk bruh but they get honorable mentions

have you ever been on a road trip? -a few

tell me about someone you know called emma -little sister of the she devil herself

are you reading a book in english class, what is it? -no college for me folks!

do you have a favourite aunt? -my aunt mary. she geniunly cares and remindes me of my mom tbh

baths or showers? -showers

skiing or sun bathing? -neither

do you kill spiders? -honestly they scare me so much i kinda just blank out until its taken care of

have you ever made an ice pop? -yeah when i was a kid

are you wearing shoes right now? -nope

tell me about you favourite primary school/elementary school teacher -dont know honestly. maybe blankers cause that year was really bad and she went easy on me

who was the last person you hugged? -joseph! i can always count on him for a hug

do you wear glasses? -yep

do you have a cat? -absolutely

do you have a favourite pair of underwear? -yep

what was your last tweet? -dont have twitter

do you still use facebook? -for birthdays reminders

do you like birds? -yea

who was the last person you called cute? -one of the kids in my cast. shes 6 and the cuttest fucking thing on earth

who was the last person that called you cute? -uhhh? i dont remember the last time that happend. its been a few years at least

how did you meet your best friend? -look you know who you all are but this thing is already too long. i love you

escalators or elevators? -elevators

are you named after anyone, who? -my grandma roz

what was your first url? -mama-maymay?

autumn or winter? -autumn

do you win at scrabble? -never played but i doubt i would ever get close to winning

put your ipod on shuffle , who is the first song that comes up by? -spotify cause i dont own an ipod: Lu Pluie by Amethystium

have you ever drunk from a mason jar? -yeah most of my sisters cups are jars

can you draw? -not well

what was your first profile picture? -dont remember

favourite tshirt? -dont have one

best tumblr friend? @alderandphoenix she keeps me going

when did you last run? -yesterday back and forth from the tech booth to the stage a few times

do you like to paint your nails? -sometimes

did you ever do something as a kid that got you into loads of trouble? -not that i remember

who is your favourite dog that isn’t yours? -charlie hes an old blind deaf dog that has my heart and the heart of pretty much everyone else that joins the act1 family

have you ever been drunk? -never had alcohol

have you ever done something you regret while drunk? -see above

do you want to kiss anyone right now? -no one comes to mind

do/did you like you math teacher? -stans was the best math teacher i ever had

do you often ride the bus? -no but mostly cause i dont go anywhere

do you have a fireplace in your house? -no

are you violent when you’re angry? -mostly i just cry

do you cry when you’re angry? -see above

favourite Harry potter book? -havent read them

can you remember your last dream? -something about being in a lab and having a panic attack

do you go to bed early or late? -late

do you speak a second language? -sadly no

who was your first ever best friend? - @chat-miaou preschool was a long time ago

have you ever had an operation? -ive had a tooth filled? i doubt that counts

tell me about your favourite cousin -not close to my cousins

do you have a piece of clothing that doesn’t even fit you anymore but you can’t bare to throw away? -no?

have you ever been in a musical? -several

do you have a porch? -kinda

how many times have you watched your favourite movie? -a billion

what do you order at mcdonalds? -fish sandwich

do you get on with old people? -well its my job so i kinda have to

science fiction or romance? -both?

do you take naps? -i wish i was taking one right now

how many classes do you/did you take in high-school? -uh the normal amount?

when did it last snow where you live? -a few weeks ago

does it ever snow where you live? -never this early

how many months until your birthday? -a lot

how much charge does your computer have right now? -87%

what is your favourite disney channel movie? -HSM

the city or the sea side? -not sure

what is your least favourite colour? -bright pink

do you have homework to do? -nope!

are you still friends with your first best friend? -absatively posolutely

do you have/are you the gay cousin? -damn right im the gay cousin.. not that they know lolol

do you own dungarees? -no

do you like to play sport? -no

what was your favourite ever christmas present? -i dont remember

how old are you? -19

what is your mum’s name? -Lisa 

do you ever use internet explorer? -Only when trying to help petra with her email

have you ever had blonde hair? -technically im still blonde but my hair is getting darker

is their a play park near your house? -theres one in the complex i live in

when did you last see the person you have a crush on? -not crushing

who did you last talk to on the phone? - @whenwilltheyrealize 

pants or dresses? -pants

do you read fan fiction? -yep

what is you’re favourite blog? -i duno

do you write poetry? -no

drama or comedy? -both?

have you ever had a hickey? -yea

that took.. far too long. i would say ask me some more but the only one left is a make your own soooooo

love you nicole

[lovvercore]

1-65 >:3C

uh oh… time to do this thing

1. Do you ever doubt the existence of others than you?

sometimes, but usually its me feeling like im not real

2. On a scale of 1-5, how afraid of the dark are you?

4, maybe 4.5

3. The person you would never want to meet?

s*ca

4. What is your favorite word?

hmmmm moonstruck

5. If you were a type of tree, what would you be?

aspen? ? ? ?

6. When you looked in the mirror this morning what was the first thing you thought?

i havent looked in a mirror all day

7. What shirt are you wearing?

plain black

8. What do you label yourself as?

uh gay emo nerd

9. Bright room or dark room?

dark

10. What were you doing at midnight last night?

sleeping maybe idk

11. Favorite age you’ve been so far?

hmmm probably rn, 14

12. Who told you they loved you last?

shrug….

13. Your worst enemy?

thinking emoji……… u know

14. What is your current desktop picture?

griffin cronching a banana

15. Do you like someone?

yea uwu

16. The last song you listened to?

for forever - dear evan hansen

17. You can press a button that will make any one person explode. Who would you blow up?

[thinking emoji]

18. Who would you really like to just punch in the face?

[thinking emoji]

19. If anyone could be your slave for a day, who would it be and what would they have to do?

i dont want a slave thanks!

20. What is your best physical attribute? (showing said attribute is optional)

uh uh uh eyes

21. If you were the opposite sex for one day, what would you look like and what would you do?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

22. Do you have a secret talent? If yes, what is it?

i dont think so tbh,,, im kinda open with what im “talented” at

23. What is one unique thing you’re afraid of?

i dont know exactly what this question is asking but ill say uhhh talking to people and annoying them and them being tired of me

24. You can only have one kind of sandwich. Every sandwich ingredient known to humankind is at your disposal.

H i dont eat sandwiches often enough to answer this

25. You just found $100! How are you going to spend it?

clothes

26. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere in the world, but you have to leave immediately. Where are you going to go?

england

27. An angel appears out of Heaven and offers you a lifetime supply of the alcoholic beverage of your choice. “Be brand-specific” it says. Man! What are you gonna say about that? Even if you don’t drink booze there’s something you can figure out… so what’s it gonna be?

UH I DOnt drink bc im tiny but i guess mikes hard lemonade it sounds appealing

28. You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. You make the rules. What is the first rule you put into place?

hhhh no straights unless i say theyre ok

29. What is your favorite expletive?

does thrussy count

30. Your house is on fire, holy shit! You have just enough time to run in there and grab ONE inanimate object. Don’t worry, your loved ones and pets have already made it out safely. So what’s the one thing you’re going to save from that blazing inferno?

fuck uh my phone would already be in my pocket so probs my backpack bc it has all of my super important stuff

31. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?

oofa doofa most likely some stuff from an old discord chat lol

32. You got kicked out of the country for being a time-traveling heathen who sleeps with celebrities and has super-powers. But check out this cool shit… you can move to anywhere else in the world!

england.

33. The Celestial Gates Of Beyond have opened, much to your surprise because you didn’t think such a thing existed. Death appears. As it turns out, Death is actually a pretty cool entity, and happens to be in a fantastic mood. Death offers to return the friend/family-member/person/etc. of your choice to the living world. Who will you bring back?

heres the problem with this: i dont really…. know of many dead people. so i cant. answer this well.

34. What was your last dream about?

idk i have a shit memory something about my online friends being at my school and shenanigans started

35. Are you a good….[insert anything you’d like here]?

u never specified so rip i guess 

36. Have you ever been admitted to the hospital?

nope

37. Have you ever built a snowman?

yes

38. What is the color of your socks?

i think i wore sushi socks, theyre grey with som sushi on them

39. What type of music do you like?

a lot

40. Do you prefer sunrises or sunsets?

sunrises but im never awake for them :o

41. What is your favorite milkshake flavor?

cookies n creammmm

42. What football team do you support? (I will answer in terms of American football as well as soccer)

none

43. Do you have any scars?

yes, quite a few

44. What do you want to be when you graduate?

either an artist of some sort, a school counselor, orrrrr a teacher?? idk

45. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

skin type lol

46. Are you reliable?

id say so !

47. If you could ask your future self one question, what would it be?

are u a single btich

48. Do you hold grudges?

for some people c:

49. If you could breed two animals together to defy the laws of nature, what new animal would you create?

horse and bird. i want a pegasus. please.

50. What is the most unusual conversation you’ve ever had?

“ethan avery had such a glow up”

51. Are you a good liar?

thinking emoji

52. How long could you go without talking?

a long time……. id like to never talk again thanks

53. What has been you worst haircut/style?

i had an a line in 1st grade idr what it looked like

54. Have you ever baked your own cake?

yeah. ask me about the 8 pound cake

55. Can you do any accents other than your own?

yes. sometimes when im reading something or talking to myself while doing hw i go into a british accent im turning british

56. What do you like on your toast?

butter and raspberry jam

57. What is the last thing you drew a picture of?

me new oc bayani :o

58. What would be you dream car?

uhhhhh i dont,,,, know

59. Do you sing in the shower? Or do anything unusual in the shower? Explain.

yeah i sing a lot,,,,, like a lot,,,

60. Do you believe in aliens?

how self centered does someone have to be to think that theyre on the only planet that has living things in an infinite universe…..

61. Do you often read your horoscope?

no but i read zodiac posts a lot

62. What is your favorite letter of the alphabet?

u ;) aksudhfkasdjfkjsdh

63. Which is cooler: dinosaurs or dragons?

dragons

64. What do you think about babies?

sometimes theyre cute but from my experience they are hell and i dont like them

65. Freebie! Ask anything interesting you can think of.

u didnt specify sooooooooooooo lmk what this should b