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reblog to give the person you reblogged this from a fucking break
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down with found family. UP with FOUND DIVORCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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we all talk a big game on here but the honest truth at the end of the day is that if i saw slenderman i would be really scared
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juice disappears faster than any other liquid it is a frightening world we live in
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had a dream about getting addicted to vaseline on toast. my girlfriend crying, begging me to stop eating "that miserable greasy toast"
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Where's that tweet about people still living long fulfilling lives even through the fall of the roman empire because I think about it constantly
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big day for substances like easily one of the top days for substance use
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the wikipedia page for queerbaiting is actually sending me right now
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one thing about me is when i read or watch something and there's an evil child or some sort of monster who was born a monster i'm always going to side with the monster. sorry about your loser parents i would have loved you. skill issue
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