#yeah thatd be embarrassing

[orcelito]

Several months late, the landlord finally picked up the dehumidifier from my kitchen

Would've been nice had I been told they were coming though 💀 so I could've cleaned up the grocery bags on the floor that I hadn't put away yet 💀💀💀💀💀

[juliusleafeon]

do people post edits on here 0_o

[headfirstslide]

random off my chest

[today-i-am-thinking-about]

that time i got grifted out of 200 bucks

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

me in 2016 thinking im so fucking cool for trying to use a dovah word as my handle

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[umbreoncomplex]

clay lives au where he very quickly enters stardom as a famous astronaut after hat-2, especially being the youngest astronaut ever. but apollo still doesnt really tell anyone about them. he mentions his childhood friend or will sometimes mention him by the name clay but that's about it. says his friend likes space and works at a space center but doesn't say much else. and it's not like its the clay terran. thatd be dumb. right?

and as friends do he loves telling embarrassing stories like when clay tried piercing his ear using a pen. so everyone apollo is friendly with knows about clay, apollos childhood friend whos a huge fucking idiot that can't be trusted with a microwave. and then clay shows up the waa. unannounced, of course. athenas like 💭(HOLY SHIT CLAY TERRAN?? WHAT'S HE DOING HERE) and trucys like jawdropped. and apollo rolls his eyes and groans and like "well if it isn't sir dirt dirt. what do you want clay?" and everyones like "THATS CLAY???" apollos like "? yeah. what about it. do you want to see the scar from his failed piercing" and clays like "how could you! i thought you swore yourself to secrecy. we even made a fake nda" "should've made me sign a real one then"

[iwaasfairy]

Faiwyyy, àll these mentions of mirror mirror and indelible and jskdkd of course oikawa and atsuko, now i'm thinking about either satoru-nii or stepdad gojo in a hotd/got modern verse 🥹

Yan!Satoru-nii who does everything to prevent his little sis from being arranged to be married to the Zen'in clan or

Yan!Stepdad Satoru who only agree to be married to your mom because his end goal is you, who has the most ideal technique to be paired with the six eyes and limitless

I'm sorry but like the lack of gojocest fic is just 😔

Is thERE A LACK ???? 👁️👁️ bC I WIll gladly step up to the plateeee omfjdjdkgkg I mean there’s not enough hours in the day for me to write all the fics I wanna write but yeA YOURE SO RIGHT ꒰๑˃͈꒵˂͈๑꒱୭̥*ﾞ̥♡⃛ THATD BE SOOOO SEXXXyYYY I love satoru nii so much I have always loved the idea of big brudder satoru having a blossoming crush on his little sister anD ITs honestly mean n gross that I haven’t gotten to write it yet >:/

Skkskdkdmffj I can just imagine satoru being like the,,, he was the only child for a while until you, so now he’s just got an insane fascination for each of you stuff n seeing himself mirrored in you and it’s not like he wants to make you into him,,, it’s just that you look so fucking adorable following big brother’s lead. definitely if you’re kinda wide eyed and naïve n trust him too much for your own good. double definitely when you’re so dependant on him that you let him do whatever

like watching you as you undress and putting his hands all over n pinching and playing with your body until you can’t stand it. or sticking his fingers or sometimes him tongue into your mouth. or asking you to help him out, but really he just wants to embarrass you by putting you on your knees between his legs n shoving your head into his crotch, or holding you there, or generally just putting his crotch near you at all. and making you touch him “like this, like this, good girl—“ through his underwear even though you don’t understand what he gets out of it.

because then he always asks “do you like your big brother? you like me, yeah?” and “how much?” and he’s always so touchy with you and he dotes on you and he calls you a smart girl or such a good little sister when you listen to him,,, so of course you wanna help. Even if he has some weird requests

[questionthedompler]

James was certainly a character; do you ever think about him? Would you like to see him again and if so what would you do/say?

look when a guy walks in and not only wrecks the room youre stuck in and makes fucking stupid demands (a DRESS and a fucking CASSEROLE) before tearing your nose off your fucking face you cant help but think about him from time to time no matter how much i try not to

i havent seen him since it happened and to be brutally honest dudes i dont know WHAT id do if i saw him

id like to say id yell at him or try to hit him but you know i work out every day and my arms get so tired cuz of it so i probably wont try to hit the guy cuz thatd be embarrassing for him like i get it he deserves to be fucking humbled especially by ME but nah i wouldnt do that

maybe id just turn and leave because if pim is with me when i see the dude i dont want to put him at risk of the guy and his psychotic behavior cuz if he punched pim i think pim would just straight up die

what im getting at dude is that i dont know what id do so yeah lets not think about it

[poetryandfluffycats]

do you think if you fucked mayoi in the walls/vents of the es building and he was loud there'd be a new ghost story going around? bc i do and. yeah i want to see him all embarrassed when he finds out we were heard.

(ive been lurking for a while... can i be 🥐 anon.. im def not the person who has been coming here to speak shu thoughts thatd be insane (i am that was me))

this is actual such a fun idea perhaps one day I shall steal it and create a full fic of it. public and semi-public sex with mayoi is mmmm because he gets so squirmy and blushy and embarrassed and he's trying so hard to not let those noises out but since your fucking him so good he can't help it. his whimpers would be like 100 times louder and slutier and that makes the experiance 100 times better for the both of you

ofc you can be 🥐anon I'll add u to the list

[flmed]

CHARACTER SHEET.

𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒 .

full name.   johann frederick dreyman

nicknames / aliases. jo. j. jbear. commie jo. silvertongue.

height.   6 ' 1 / 184.

age.   46 - 50.

zodiac.   leo sun. taurus moon. gemini rising.

spoken languages.   german. english. french. russian. italian. intermediate dutch. intermediate greek. intermediate darija. now learning japanese bc @wellfell &. some spanish ..

𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀𝐋 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒 .

hair colour.   dark brown, black

eye colour.   dark brown.

skin tone.   he's white; when he is embarrassed or blushing, he will easily have red cheeks, but he likes to get sun-tanned in greece.

body type.  mesomorph.

dominant hand.   right. but he practices his left hand for trickery.

posture.   he exercises so he doesn't have bad posture, but pulling a muscle once in a while is inevitable..

scars.   burnt scar on lower back near back dimples on right because fire wood ceiling fell to his back. nobody could see it unless you have sex with him. some faded scars from childhood on his abdomen

tattoos.   no.. he doesn't like to have tattoos on his body because it lasts for a lifetime &. he wishes his partner won't have silly, meaningless tattoos lmfaaoo.

birthmarks.   under jaw on left, moles on his chest &. back.

most noticeable features.   his eyes. he has those bambi eyes &. when hes smiling he looks like 😁 emoji, his long neck because he doesn't like to wear a tie .. his handsome features duh.

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃 .

place of birth.   karlsruhe, germany. but his mother returns to untertürkheim, stuttgart, which is not really far away but jo will say he's from there because he was raised there

siblings.  none but has cousin, nina.

parents.   martha dreyman &. uwe günter.

𝐀𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 .

occupation.  general counsel for Frei-Libertas, a security company that provides security service that's almost .. working under the shadow hence he never truly talks about his company exactly.

current residence(s).   an apartment in nyc. a house in london. houses in berlin &. stuttgart, and lakehouse in strausberg, outside berlin &. summerhouse in paros, greece. most of verses i tend to make him live in nyc, &. he's suffering there 😭.

close friends.    @parieur 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. but for npcs thatd be timothy maier, fellow friend from his first job in law firm. some ' artists ' friends but those chiff is majorly closest friend.

relationship status.   single, divorced, ready to mingle. he has no children so .. yeah. he has several situationships too ig.

driver’s license.   yes. he drives up to 200km/h+ in autobahn with his porsche .. driver's license is needed.

criminal record.   not really. he was questioned for his mother's death.

vices.   pride. that's one biggest vice.

𝐒𝐄𝐗 & 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 .

sexual orientation.   bisexual with women-leaning .. unlike having sex with women, jo is more selective &. has to know the men partner because of his pride.

preferred sexual role.   dominant. there's no other than being a dominant ..

libido.    high, heh.

turn-ons.   when you kiss his neck,, he'll sigh whilst playing with your hair but you must have dark hair .. even good if it's long because uh .. he likes to play with it. oh yeah &. 🍑 but issa okay if 🍒, he's just a man..

turn-offs.   lack of response to his foreplay/dirty talk .. become bossy/possessive like ' you belong to me '

love language.   physical touch &. quality time &. gift giving.

relationship tendencies.    he aims to have a partner who's equally in his field of business/same profession for safety, understanding reasons &. seeks tad younger around 3-5 years BUT WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THIS IS THAT HE ALWAYS HAVE PARTNERS IN STORYLINES WHO ARE FAR YOUNGER THAN HIM &. A RESULT FROM WHIM ONS/FLINGS GSKSG. so sex is majorly reason he's with the person because emotionally invested in building a relationship is '???" bc their first approach is sex. but truthfully he's affectionate, loving person but he won't verbally establish that he's exclusive with them unless there's a discussion about it hence it feels like fleeting. BUT he wants to have a child from loving relationship without marrying each other.. he'll cook, buy you things, &. will prods you about things he thinks :// unless you tell him that you don't like him to do so bc that means that's who they're &. how comfortable they're to be like that with him. he'll call you darling, beloved, but if he calls you liebe, meine liebe, mein leben ; he loves you.

𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐎𝐔𝐒 .

hobbies to pass time.   playing guitar, trumpet, or piano if he has it. or reading and watch some foreign films, builds car legos/miniatures, driving his motorcycle or car, builds some DIY projects like table .. build his own car IF HES REALLY THAT BORED GAKAGALAB.

mental illnesses.    diagnosed depression lolz. c-ptsd.

self-confidence level. mf has big confidence unless you crush it on first try; he doesn't like to make mistakes.

. . tagged by @cartelheir

. . tagging @0brighta @foxtaeil @songb1rd @medicbled @solarisgod @crimeclean &. anyone else fr ..

[disgustinggf]

@bbexoxo girl firstly i dont know how u got more fixated on me saying u stole my text posts than people saying ur a catfish

however u can look at dates of my text posts and when u search them up elsewhere u would see that they were reposted on twitter nd other apps LATER :) so stop trying to help urself cuz no one believes u lol plus even if u did take from other apps (which u didnt cuz ur posts are 50% mine and thatd be too much of a coincidence), no one likes content stealers who cant form their own sentences. also i had friends look on pinterest and none of my stuff is there :)

another thing - if u got no time to stalk me, how come when i originally blocked u like a month ago, i got blocked back immediately? and other people got blocked back as soon as they blocked u too. so u do sit there and check this shit? but got no time for all the other stuff? mhm sure so believable

oh another thing ur acting legit the same as to last april (only attacking me when i wasnt even the one who exposed u), same asks, only empty and inactive blogs defending u so yeah no just quit this bs and remake ur account already cuz thats what ur obviously gonna do

also id like to mention how it must be such a funny coincidence how when u got called out u werent online so NONE of us got asks about it but as soon as u got online hours later we all immediately started getting asks about it. juuuust like last time

and where the fuck did ur tattoo and freckles on ur body disappear? i didnt even notice it but other people did so like can u at least try to catfish right lmfao embarrassing

[h0rny-little-switch]

🦜 - do you have any tickle crushes?

🐠 - share a nice tickle memory, if you have one

🦄 - share a tickle fantasy you have!

Oh, hey again bestie!

I have several tickle crushes on here. But I’m not telling! Heheheh. Those of you who think you’re one of them, you might have to tickle it out of me. 😋

I had a few of them, but I’m too embarrassed to mention them. I did have a nice RP with someone where I tickled them until they swore their loyalty to me for another roleplay. She was very cute.

A fantasy I have it to be surrounded by bound ticklish cuties with their feet all mine. And vise versa, that I want them to take their vengeance on me, in an erotic gang ticklegasm palooza!

Yeah. Thatd be awesome.

[sweepweep]

Ok so I have reached the end of Totally Spies season 3 which was a three parter and it is wild like always.

1. The girls got a promotion is super spies or something along with this random dude who they said was the most exceptional because when he was a baby he saw an action movie playing in the hospital he learned martial arts right then and there. As a newborn baby.

2. This same man who I am dubbing "Spy Boy" because that's literally all he is and he and his anime protagonist voice are so insane. He started out as a student among the spies, then when all the spies showes interest in him he said there was enough of him to go around, then he gets captured in goo that chokes you, then he switches to the dark side, then he saves the girls, then he tells them that he was only PRETENDING to be a bad guy because he knew they could handle whatever their imposter instructor (the bad guy during this) threw at them, then he started repeating the lessons they ALREADY LEARNED, and then at the end of the day when everything is said and done he goes "Oh! Yeah! I'm your teacher and these holographic teachers that have been teaching you this whole time are different parts of my personality, not yours (because the bad guy told them they were different parts of the spies' personalities earlier)! :D" LIKE. SIR???? WHY DO YOU KEEP SWITCHING SIDES AND IF YOU WERE THE INSTRUCTOR WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING??????

3. Jerry has a twin brother??? Canonically????? And his whole villain origin story is that Jerry threw him under the bus ONCE in fourth grade while they were cheating off of each other during the exam. That. That's it. And Jerry's brother got plastic surgery so he didn't look like Jerry. And when he broke out of jail at the end of the episode he reveals himself to actually have been wearing a mask and he looks like Jerry and pretends to be Jerry and gets let out. Then he rips THAT mask off and reveals himself to look exactly like the first mask except this time it's his real face.

4. Jerry confessed to cheating during the exam during FOURTH GRADE, and it is being taken INCREDIBLY SERIOUSLY. LIKE. JERRY WAS CRYING. And now he has to repeat fourth grade.

THIS JUST SHOWED UP I AM SO SORRY

Yeesh man when I was that old I couldn’t even walk babies are made different these days

I think hes just reeeaaally indecisive and wants to play it off

THREW HIM UNDER THE BUS?????? Also, he seems like another very indecisive guy

What?????? If I had to repeat fourth grade thatd be sooo embarrassing I can’t remember anything we did

[lubotomies]

trick or treat

every once in a while youd go into the tags and see random people making posts thatd be like 'LISTEN UP' and then go on like a long ass tangent on how the eddsworld fandom is ruined and 'Tord left, tom left, DO YOU ALL WANT MATT TO LEAVE TOO!??!?' or something theyd always find random ass trivial shit to say is ruining the community and then theyd end it with 'if you guys dont STOP .... i will stop writing eddsworld fanfic. Yeah. Thats right' and it made my face burn with second hand embarrassment

[moved2fshfish]

HEY SORRY ITS ME AGAIN WHO WANTS TO DRAW YOUR BAND AU i was wondering what is Kyles role in the band, and if there's others in the band? and if so, what do they play? sorry i just dont wanna get it wrong thatd be soooo embarrassing THANK YOU

YEAH NO WORRIES!!!

So basically kyle is the drummer )and she has 2 braids and a green bandana)

kenny is the lead vocalist (b/c of that one episode where he was an opera singer or something)

craig is on keyboard

stan bass guitar

marjorine lead guitar!!!!

[buckieduckie2]

💌 and 💫 if you want to do another one 😔

YES id like to do another one 😔

💌- poetry or love letters? poetry OBVIOUSLY over love letters cause 90% of love letters are corny n shit and super deparate anyways that shit ages like milk aint no way 🤢🤢🤢- and all the GOOD love letters are basically poetry anyways and poetry is just gonna be better and like... ALSO with love letters all ya get is love but with poetry you can talk about anything... also poetry is short n sweet half of the time so you dont feel bad burning it cause they only wrote you like 5 lines 🥰

love songs or mixtapes? mixtapes, aGAIN cause like love songs are basically just poetry and love letters in song form and yeah theyre cool to listen to but if someone wrote a love song about me idk if i could take it i might die of second hand embarrassment- HJSDHFJHDJ also like mix tapes are so sweeeeeet and they have good songs like what if the person who wrote the song is bad at song writing like HKJHD 💀 nah but like if someone made me a mixtape in cassett form thatd be- thatd be so lovely hehhehe 🤭 OKAY BUT LIKE IF I ON THE OFF CHANCE END UP FALLING N LOVE N SHIT AND THEY WROTE ME A LOVE SONG AND IT WAS ACTUALLY GOOD N SHI IDK BRO 🤭🤭🤭💀

make out sessions or snuggling- sunggling. why would i want to be tasting someone elses dinner that shit would be so slimy and gross wtfrrrrr 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 but also snuggling 😥😥😥😥 its nice ig idk id get stressed out and start having a crisis thats what would happen

💫- well you see this is quite the complicated question to answer- the last time i feel like i got a CRUSH CRUSH was 6th grade- 💀 bbbbtutuuttuttt yeah idk uhhhhhh do i wanna be their friend? or do i wanna be their lover 👹 ig i think i have a "crush" pretty easily all the time on different people but im not sure if thats me forcing myself to like that person or if im genuinely attracted to them but like then i think about a scenario of me dating them and all i get is rocks inside me stomach so 😟😟😥😥😥😥 but there was one person whom i had slowly over the past 2 years been gaining soft feelings for but then she got a girlfriend 😟😟😞😞😞😞😞😞 but like

do i want to date someone

or

does ✨ society ✨ want me to date someone

HAHAHAHHAHA 😀😀😟😟😟😟😥😥😥😥😥