#yeah thatd be embarrassing

[orcelito]

Several months late, the landlord finally picked up the dehumidifier from my kitchen

Would've been nice had I been told they were coming though 💀 so I could've cleaned up the grocery bags on the floor that I hadn't put away yet 💀💀💀💀💀

[juliusleafeon]

do people post edits on here 0_o

[headfirstslide]

random off my chest

[today-i-am-thinking-about]

that time i got grifted out of 200 bucks

[incorrectskyrimquotes]

me in 2016 thinking im so fucking cool for trying to use a dovah word as my handle

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[umbreoncomplex]

clay lives au where he very quickly enters stardom as a famous astronaut after hat-2, especially being the youngest astronaut ever. but apollo still doesnt really tell anyone about them. he mentions his childhood friend or will sometimes mention him by the name clay but that's about it. says his friend likes space and works at a space center but doesn't say much else. and it's not like its the clay terran. thatd be dumb. right?

and as friends do he loves telling embarrassing stories like when clay tried piercing his ear using a pen. so everyone apollo is friendly with knows about clay, apollos childhood friend whos a huge fucking idiot that can't be trusted with a microwave. and then clay shows up the waa. unannounced, of course. athenas like 💭(HOLY SHIT CLAY TERRAN?? WHAT'S HE DOING HERE) and trucys like jawdropped. and apollo rolls his eyes and groans and like "well if it isn't sir dirt dirt. what do you want clay?" and everyones like "THATS CLAY???" apollos like "? yeah. what about it. do you want to see the scar from his failed piercing" and clays like "how could you! i thought you swore yourself to secrecy. we even made a fake nda" "should've made me sign a real one then"

[iwaasfairy]

Faiwyyy, àll these mentions of mirror mirror and indelible and jskdkd of course oikawa and atsuko, now i'm thinking about either satoru-nii or stepdad gojo in a hotd/got modern verse 🥹

Yan!Satoru-nii who does everything to prevent his little sis from being arranged to be married to the Zen'in clan or

Yan!Stepdad Satoru who only agree to be married to your mom because his end goal is you, who has the most ideal technique to be paired with the six eyes and limitless

I'm sorry but like the lack of gojocest fic is just 😔

Is thERE A LACK ???? 👁️👁️ bC I WIll gladly step up to the plateeee omfjdjdkgkg I mean there’s not enough hours in the day for me to write all the fics I wanna write but yeA YOURE SO RIGHT ꒰๑˃͈꒵˂͈๑꒱୭̥*ﾞ̥♡⃛ THATD BE SOOOO SEXXXyYYY I love satoru nii so much I have always loved the idea of big brudder satoru having a blossoming crush on his little sister anD ITs honestly mean n gross that I haven’t gotten to write it yet >:/

Skkskdkdmffj I can just imagine satoru being like the,,, he was the only child for a while until you, so now he’s just got an insane fascination for each of you stuff n seeing himself mirrored in you and it’s not like he wants to make you into him,,, it’s just that you look so fucking adorable following big brother’s lead. definitely if you’re kinda wide eyed and naïve n trust him too much for your own good. double definitely when you’re so dependant on him that you let him do whatever

like watching you as you undress and putting his hands all over n pinching and playing with your body until you can’t stand it. or sticking his fingers or sometimes him tongue into your mouth. or asking you to help him out, but really he just wants to embarrass you by putting you on your knees between his legs n shoving your head into his crotch, or holding you there, or generally just putting his crotch near you at all. and making you touch him “like this, like this, good girl—“ through his underwear even though you don’t understand what he gets out of it.

because then he always asks “do you like your big brother? you like me, yeah?” and “how much?” and he’s always so touchy with you and he dotes on you and he calls you a smart girl or such a good little sister when you listen to him,,, so of course you wanna help. Even if he has some weird requests

[questionthedompler]

James was certainly a character; do you ever think about him? Would you like to see him again and if so what would you do/say?

look when a guy walks in and not only wrecks the room youre stuck in and makes fucking stupid demands (a DRESS and a fucking CASSEROLE) before tearing your nose off your fucking face you cant help but think about him from time to time no matter how much i try not to

i havent seen him since it happened and to be brutally honest dudes i dont know WHAT id do if i saw him

id like to say id yell at him or try to hit him but you know i work out every day and my arms get so tired cuz of it so i probably wont try to hit the guy cuz thatd be embarrassing for him like i get it he deserves to be fucking humbled especially by ME but nah i wouldnt do that

maybe id just turn and leave because if pim is with me when i see the dude i dont want to put him at risk of the guy and his psychotic behavior cuz if he punched pim i think pim would just straight up die

what im getting at dude is that i dont know what id do so yeah lets not think about it

[flmed]

CHARACTER SHEET.

𝐁𝐀𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐒 .

full name.   johann frederick dreyman

nicknames / aliases. jo. j. jbear. commie jo. silvertongue.

height.   6 ' 1 / 184.

age.   46 - 50.

zodiac.   leo sun. taurus moon. gemini rising.

spoken languages.   german. english. french. russian. italian. intermediate dutch. intermediate greek. intermediate darija. now learning japanese bc @wellfell &. some spanish ..

𝐏𝐇𝐘𝐒𝐈𝐂𝐀���� 𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐂𝐒 .

hair colour.   dark brown, black

eye colour.   dark brown.

skin tone.   he's white; when he is embarrassed or blushing, he will easily have red cheeks, but he likes to get sun-tanned in greece.

body type.  mesomorph.

dominant hand.   right. but he practices his left hand for trickery.

posture.   he exercises so he doesn't have bad posture, but pulling a muscle once in a while is inevitable..

scars.   burnt scar on lower back near back dimples on right because fire wood ceiling fell to his back. nobody could see it unless you have sex with him. some faded scars from childhood on his abdomen

tattoos.   no.. he doesn't like to have tattoos on his body because it lasts for a lifetime &. he wishes his partner won't have silly, meaningless tattoos lmfaaoo.

birthmarks.   under jaw on left, moles on his chest &. back.

most noticeable features.   his eyes. he has those bambi eyes &. when hes smiling he looks like 😁 emoji, his long neck because he doesn't like to wear a tie .. his handsome features duh.

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐃 .

place of birth.   karlsruhe, germany. but his mother returns to untertürkheim, stuttgart, which is not really far away but jo will say he's from there because he was raised there

siblings.  none but has cousin, nina.

parents.   martha dreyman &. uwe günter.

𝐀𝐃𝐔𝐋𝐓 𝐋𝐈𝐅𝐄 .

occupation.  general counsel for Frei-Libertas, a security company that provides security service that's almost .. working under the shadow hence he never truly talks about his company exactly.

current residence(s).   an apartment in nyc. a house in london. houses in berlin &. stuttgart, and lakehouse in strausberg, outside berlin &. summerhouse in paros, greece. most of verses i tend to make him live in nyc, &. he's suffering there 😭.

close friends.    @parieur 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️. but for npcs thatd be timothy maier, fellow friend from his first job in law firm. some ' artists ' friends but those chiff is majorly closest friend.

relationship status.   single, divorced, ready to mingle. he has no children so .. yeah. he has several situationships too ig.

driver’s license.   yes. he drives up to 200km/h+ in autobahn with his porsche .. driver's license is needed.

criminal record.   not really. he was questioned for his mother's death.

vices.   pride. that's one biggest vice.

𝐒𝐄𝐗 & 𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 .

sexual orientation.   bisexual with women-leaning .. unlike having sex with women, jo is more selective &. has to know the men partner because of his pride.

preferred sexual role.   dominant. there's no other than being a dominant ..

libido.    high, heh.

turn-ons.   when you kiss his neck,, he'll sigh whilst playing with your hair but you must have dark hair .. even good if it's long because uh .. he likes to play with it. oh yeah &. 🍑 but issa okay if 🍒, he's just a man..

turn-offs.   lack of response to his foreplay/dirty talk .. become bossy/possessive like ' you belong to me '

love language.   physical touch &. quality time &. gift giving.

relationship tendencies.    he aims to have a partner who's equally in his field of business/same profession for safety, understanding reasons &. seeks tad younger around 3-5 years BUT WHAT'S SO FUNNY ABOUT THIS IS THAT HE ALWAYS HAVE PARTNERS IN STORYLINES WHO ARE FAR YOUNGER THAN HIM &. A RESULT FROM WHIM ONS/FLINGS GSKSG. so sex is majorly reason he's with the person because emotionally invested in building a relationship is '???" bc their first approach is sex. but truthfully he's affectionate, loving person but he won't verbally establish that he's exclusive with them unless there's a discussion about it hence it feels like fleeting. BUT he wants to have a child from loving relationship without marrying each other.. he'll cook, buy you things, &. will prods you about things he thinks :// unless you tell him that you don't like him to do so bc that means that's who they're &. how comfortable they're to be like that with him. he'll call you darling, beloved, but if he calls you liebe, meine liebe, mein leben ; he loves you.

𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐎𝐔𝐒 .

hobbies to pass time.   playing guitar, trumpet, or piano if he has it. or reading and watch some foreign films, builds car legos/miniatures, driving his motorcycle or car, builds some DIY projects like table .. build his own car IF HES REALLY THAT BORED GAKAGALAB.

mental illnesses.    diagnosed depression lolz. c-ptsd.

self-confidence level. mf has big confidence unless you crush it on first try; he doesn't like to make mistakes.

. . tagged by @cartelheir

. . tagging @0brighta @foxtaeil @songb1rd @medicbled @solarisgod @crimeclean &. anyone else fr ..

[disgustinggf]

@bbexoxo girl firstly i dont know how u got more fixated on me saying u stole my text posts than people saying ur a catfish

however u can look at dates of my text posts and when u search them up elsewhere u would see that they were reposted on twitter nd other apps LATER :) so stop trying to help urself cuz no one believes u lol plus even if u did take from other apps (which u didnt cuz ur posts are 50% mine and thatd be too much of a coincidence), no one likes content stealers who cant form their own sentences. also i had friends look on pinterest and none of my stuff is there :)

another thing - if u got no time to stalk me, how come when i originally blocked u like a month ago, i got blocked back immediately? and other people got blocked back as soon as they blocked u too. so u do sit there and check this shit? but got no time for all the other stuff? mhm sure so believable

oh another thing ur acting legit the same as to last april (only attacking me when i wasnt even the one who exposed u), same asks, only empty and inactive blogs defending u so yeah no just quit this bs and remake ur account already cuz thats what ur obviously gonna do

also id like to mention how it must be such a funny coincidence how when u got called out u werent online so NONE of us got asks about it but as soon as u got online hours later we all immediately started getting asks about it. juuuust like last time

and where the fuck did ur tattoo and freckles on ur body disappear? i didnt even notice it but other people did so like can u at least try to catfish right lmfao embarrassing

[avocadoraisin]

hi! going anon cus i'm slightly embarrassed to ask this 😭

would it be ok with you if i made a character.ai of vampire Hoffman and used one of your drawings for the icon? totally ok if not- just wanted to ask!

yeah using my art for icons is ok :) if theres a place to put credit then thatd be cool but i assume not in this case

id just be wary about character ai in general, if thats alright haha

i admittedly dont really know a lot about it bc i never looked into it myself. i heard its training on fics? which isnt cool if true

im against ai art so i cant in good conscience turn around and give the thumbs up for a program(?) my writer friends seem to be uncomfortable with, so i have to do my duty and ask u to exercise caution and do some research before going ahead 🙏🙏🙏

perhaps look into roleplaying communities!

(ALSO unrelated, not because of you, i think im gonna switch anon off for a bit. was just something i was thinking of for a while. been going through some weird stuff lately, and my art has been getting a lot of attention lately too, and i dont wanna admit it but its adding to the Fears. so im just trying to mitigate things that make the fear meter go up, at least for the time being. this is my explanation in case anyone notices and wonders what happened)

(yall are also always welcome to request i answer anything privately if u dont want me posting it publicly, thats totally okay & fine & i do it too)

[h0rny-little-switch]

🦜 - do you have any tickle crushes?

🐠 - share a nice tickle memory, if you have one

🦄 - share a tickle fantasy you have!

Oh, hey again bestie!

I have several tickle crushes on here. But I’m not telling! Heheheh. Those of you who think you’re one of them, you might have to tickle it out of me. 😋

I had a few of them, but I’m too embarrassed to mention them. I did have a nice RP with someone where I tickled them until they swore their loyalty to me for another roleplay. She was very cute.

A fantasy I have it to be surrounded by bound ticklish cuties with their feet all mine. And vise versa, that I want them to take their vengeance on me, in an erotic gang ticklegasm palooza!

Yeah. Thatd be awesome.

[maybevillage]

omg i agree with you so much on stormblood. i agree zenos sucks so bad but be warned bc the fandom is obsessed with him and people who ship their wol with him actually attack people who don't like him. really bad behavior from that part of the fandom it's extremely embarrassing

omg ok yeah... i assumed thatd be the case like i figured he was a popular character. i mean he has the basic characteristics of a popular character (white violent obsessive conventionally attractive)...but i dont interact w fandoms even on a good day so i think ill be spared having to witness any of this 🤓

[sweepweep]

Ok so I have reached the end of Totally Spies season 3 which was a three parter and it is wild like always.

1. The girls got a promotion is super spies or something along with this random dude who they said was the most exceptional because when he was a baby he saw an action movie playing in the hospital he learned martial arts right then and there. As a newborn baby.

2. This same man who I am dubbing "Spy Boy" because that's literally all he is and he and his anime protagonist voice are so insane. He started out as a student among the spies, then when all the spies showes interest in him he said there was enough of him to go around, then he gets captured in goo that chokes you, then he switches to the dark side, then he saves the girls, then he tells them that he was only PRETENDING to be a bad guy because he knew they could handle whatever their imposter instructor (the bad guy during this) threw at them, then he started repeating the lessons they ALREADY LEARNED, and then at the end of the day when everything is said and done he goes "Oh! Yeah! I'm your teacher and these holographic teachers that have been teaching you this whole time are different parts of my personality, not yours (because the bad guy told them they were different parts of the spies' personalities earlier)! :D" LIKE. SIR???? WHY DO YOU KEEP SWITCHING SIDES AND IF YOU WERE THE INSTRUCTOR WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY ANYTHING??????

3. Jerry has a twin brother??? Canonically????? And his whole villain origin story is that Jerry threw him under the bus ONCE in fourth grade while they were cheating off of each other during the exam. That. That's it. And Jerry's brother got plastic surgery so he didn't look like Jerry. And when he broke out of jail at the end of the episode he reveals himself to actually have been wearing a mask and he looks like Jerry and pretends to be Jerry and gets let out. Then he rips THAT mask off and reveals himself to look exactly like the first mask except this time it's his real face.

4. Jerry confessed to cheating during the exam during FOURTH GRADE, and it is being taken INCREDIBLY SERIOUSLY. LIKE. JERRY WAS CRYING. And now he has to repeat fourth grade.

THIS JUST SHOWED UP I AM SO SORRY

Yeesh man when I was that old I couldn’t even walk babies are made different these days

I think hes just reeeaaally indecisive and wants to play it off

THREW HIM UNDER THE BUS?????? Also, he seems like another very indecisive guy

What?????? If I had to repeat fourth grade thatd be sooo embarrassing I can’t remember anything we did

[bedrockbones]

Dark SBI murder au but Tommy's both the murder and the little shit

send me an au and i’ll give you 5+ headcanons about it ///not accepting

tommys first kill had been an accident. it was a school bully who had pushed and pushed and pushed. they boy had seen tommy as an easy target. the foster kid. the transfer. the one with no friends and no allies. months of torment all came to a head when the boy had chased tommy halfway home after school until tommy decided...why is he running? he...doesnt really remember the fight. but he comes back to himself with a rock in his hand, the edge of it wet with blood and a still warm body by his feet he expects, as he hides the body, for the guilt or terror or shame to set in. it never does. all tommy feels is relieved. even- he feels good even. tommy realizes he doesnt have to be prey anymore. he could be the predator

he gets a new placement a few months later (no one ever finds the body. a nearby construction site with still drying cement takes care of that problem) and he starts experimenting. the thing is- all the cool murderers have a style. theyve got themes and-and calling cards and stuff. but tommy doesnt have any of that. is he supposed to? but nothing really calls to him and he doesnt want to force a style! thatd be even worse than not having one he should-experiment. yeah. study up on the big names. Azrael, Soot, and Protesilaus. Those guys are the best. theyve even got the cool killer names! he studies their kills. their MOs. and once hes ready, he tries them out. the first few are sloppy so he hides the bodies. he cant let people see that-those are embarrassing!- but once he has them down, he displays them in similar fashions when he sees on the news theories of the return of "The Angel" tommy almost cheers. people think he's Azrael! that must mean he did a good job!

when phil sees one of “his” kills on the news, he does a double take. because he remembers his kills. he studies his victims and he most assuredly did not kill this man but everyone seems to think he did and yes, listening to the details, seeing the set up and the victim choice, if phil were anyone else he could see how this copycat would be misconstrued as the real thing. but phil isnt anyone else and he would like to know who the hell is copying his kills? were they taunting him? some arrogant upstart trying to encroach on his territory?  he doesnt even know why hes so annoyed. he’s not wilbur. he doesnt care about fame. that’s not why he does this (though he loves his son and understands his motives. its a tough world out there, trying to make your mark on it is unforgiving.) still. the fact that people dont realize its a copycat and instead think this kill was the real deal...phils interest is peaked

technoblade knows phil is hunting the newbie. hes been on him for weeks now and still no sign of the copycat. it was funny at first-watching phil scramble after some rookie killer and somehow not catching him- but then the little brat started copying techno as well. and thats when all bets were off.

when wilbur heard about this, he had laughed at first. only to grow more offended as time goes on that whoever this killer is isnt copying his MO. does this asshole thing wilbur isnt on the same level as his father and techno? oh he’ll show that little brat the truth then.

tommy knows he’s being hunted and it is the best. azrael thinks hes enough of a problem to deserve being hunted? thats so cool! tommy needs to make this worth the man’s while! 

[pjsk-writin]

HEAR ME OUT.

can i req tsukasa, nene and ena meeting s/o’s family like at a dinner but their overprotective and like giving side glances and asking personal questions as if it were a police interrogation and asking like “do you really love them… whats **insert smth ab them**” acting as if theyre getting married in 2 days and stuff, along w chars reaction to it and the conversation after

just thought thatd itd be fun :)

YEAA THIS WAS FUN, hope you like this !! <3

♡ OVERPROTECTIVE FAMILY - Tsukasa Tenma, Nene Kusanagi and Ena Shinonome x Reader

Tsukasa:

When you told Tsukasa that your family had invited him over for dinner, he was already ecstatic!

When you told him they might be a bit overprotective, he just laughs. "Haha, is that so? Don't worry, they'll love this future star!"

As expected when the dinner occurs, it's a bit chaotic-

Your family side-eyes him, and he just gives them his usual confident grin

Every single time they ask him if he really loves you, he'll gasp and aggressively nod. "Of course! How couldn't I love my dear co-star?" (They ask about the co-star thing, and he exclaims how he's a future star. You might have to stop that tangent-)

They also ask him about what you like, and he responds very enthusiastically. He can and will ramble about you, don't get him started-

After the dinner, when you talk to him, he laughs off any concern or questions you have for him. "I think it went well! As expected, everyone loves this future star!!"

Nene:

When you tell Nene that your family had invited her over for dinner, she's a bit nervous, but she can handle it

When you tell her they're a bit overprotective, that's when she gets worried- "They are? I hope I don't upset them..."

The dinner actually goes pretty well all things considered!

Any time your family side-eyes her, she just awkwardly looks at you-

Every time they ask if she really loves you, she'll just blink before nodding. "I mean, yeah, they're wonderful..." 

They then proceed to ask her about what you like, and she responds very carefully. She knows a lot about you, but rambling about you like she usually does to Rui in front of your family is a bit embarrassing-

After the dinner, when you talk to her, she just buries her face in her hands. "I just hope they liked me...It would've been better if I brought Robo-Nene." "Nene, they wouldn't believe that I'm dating a robot." "...I know, but still-"

Ena:

When you tell Ena that your family invited her over for dinner, she's a bit bewildered. She doesn't have dinner with her family often-

When you tell her that they're a bit overprotective, she just sighs. "Ah, really? Hopefully I don't do anything wrong."

The dinner goes well!

Whenever your family side-eyes her, she just smiles at them before looking at you

They ask if she really loves you, and she hums and nods. "Well I mean, of course I do. They understand me better than anyone else!"

They then ask about various things about you, and she responds easily. You understand her, and she understands you as well! She smiles at you the whole time

After the dinner, when you talk to her, she's actually really happy. "Y'know, despite all the questioning, that was...Nice. Do you think they'd mind if I had dinner again?"