#yeah that's sounds about right

[mossdontknowwhattheydoin]

Im going to continue to post au ideas and prompts here until ao3 is back-

So-

Here

Have a vampire au

That no one asked for-!

So, Phils a vampire hunter just tryna do his job.

But during one of his hunts, he runs in to a very peculiar vampire that goes by the name Forever.

And this vampire is... Strangely obsessed with him-

For all Phil knows he's not interested in trying to kill him, or turn him.

So, per Phils moral code, (He really only kills vampires who are like really bad and killing a lot of people) he just leaves Forever alone.

But Forever just wont stop following him throughout his journey to where he needs to go, where he was informed the rogue vampire would be.

So time skip and he gets to where the vampires supposed to be, and the vampire is not there- at all-

So confused he looks over the file that was given at the start of the hunt, he reads through it.

Blonde hair, strong accent, long hair?

That description sounds... Familiar.

He looks over at Forever.

Fuck, it's him, he's been traveling with the rouge vampire!

That's all I have djshe but you get the just of it yeah?

[adobe-outdesign]

high-key obsessed with this XY museum concept art that shows a guy just casually holding a Mew

even better is the in-game blurb that goes with the painting, which is both great worldbuilding and also very funny:

A Man and Mew: They say a man of power at the time forced the artist to add the Mythical Pokémon Mew to spread the word of how great he was.

[berryjelllo]

Look at my lawyer dawg i'm going to jail o(-( he can't even tell when his speech bubble is cruching me

[justheblueberry]

there are those for whom we weep, the young, the bright, the fair

[swiggity-swexual-i-am-asexual]

I love seeing Danny Phantom showing up and being like ‘don’t ask too many questions but John Constantine I own your soul. All of it. Lmao sucks to suck bitch’, and he’s usually all Ghost King Full Regalia as he does it, at least in front of the Justice League, but consider—

He just shows up as Danny Fenton.

“yeah I got bored and collected the pieces like Pokémon. Gotta catch ‘em all” says the 5’2 teen who looks like a stiff breeze could trip him. He denies being a sorcerer, or a magician, concedes he’s maybe psychic but mostly he’s just…. The kid of two mad scientists—who have a basement lab where they opened a portal to what he SAYS is not hell but no one is frankly CONVINCED, by the way—and he hasn’t decided what to do with Constantine yet besides getting Danny into some r rated horror movies, but figures he should tell the dude probably.

“What’d you even trade for some of his soul contracts?”

“Don’t worry about it”

They worry about it

[veyronvenus]

can't decide if he looks like a puppy or a kitty

[batcavescolony]

I see a lot of people upset about William Kaplan being dead and no one mourning him cus Billy stole his body and I just don't see it that way. The kid in Wanda Vision is Billy Maximoff, The teenager at the Bar Mitzvah is William Kaplan, the Teen that got taken to the hospital after the wreck is neither and both Billy Maximoff and William Kaplan. That Teen went home with the abilities of Billy Maximoff, to the home of William Kaplan, with memories of neither and lived there for three years. He cares about Rebecca and Jeff, he lied to the to protect them from pain, they are his parents. He wants to find Tommy, he has magical powers, he wants to know who he is. All of these things are true. I wouldn't say William Kaplan is dead he just doesn't remember, like Agatha wasn't dead when he was Agnes, she just didn't remember.

[blamemma]

hilarious watching the media NOW push the "vcarbs lack of development growth is negatively impacting tsunoda and lawson" like oh? that's a problem? and we're addressing that now? how convenient. may i ask, who is feeding you that line?

[fumifooms]

Chilchuck analysis speedrun: As a hardworking half-foot who grew up poor and discriminated against and had his gullibility taken advantage of multiple times in his early adventuring days, Chilchuck thinks optimism is a dangerous flaw. He’s stressed and strict all the time because his job is noticing details like traps that could get everyone killed before anyone knows it, he takes the lives of everyone to be on his shoulders, and with the way he speaks about it that probably partly reflects how he felt about taking it upon himself to provide for his family too. His life’s always been pretty centered around work and has become even moreso now that his wife left and everyone is independent, and due to past events he’s very iffy with bonding with coworkers. He thinks feelings and job are a disaster mix. Like with his wife or with parties hiring him as sacrifice, being open or having good faith is vulnerability which can get you hurt, so he processes and shows all his stress as anger instead of worry. Doing strict dieting probably isn’t helping the irritability what with hunger, and on top of being a hunger suppressant alcohol might be the main stress reliever he has.

His grey hairs are so earned

[gayeddieagenda]

here's my hand, there's the itch

buck/eddie | post-season 7 | rated m | 4.4k

"I wasn’t kidding when I said I could talk about Chris all night,” Eddie says. His voice is quiet and close in Buck’s ear. “But that’s not why I called.”

Post-season 7. Eddie calls Buck from Texas.

read on ao3

[can-of-slorgs]

weird girrafe

[devotion-disorder]

Horny Elf Breeding Hours are well and good but now i need to think about Elf History and Lore in addition to coming up with THREE extra names FUCK

[naffeclipse]

I imagine that fox sun always has a “cheeky” grin on his face that looks like he’s up to something but it’s just his smile, and while moon is used to it and stuff, whenever y/n sees it they think he’s planning on munching on their lil bunny bones

Fox!Sun: :D

Hare!Y/N: he's going to kill me he's going to kill me he's going to—

[foxxology]

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[halfbloodindespair]

nico: something bad is about to happen.

percy: is that a prediction or a threat?

nico: both.

[daisybell-on-a-carousel]

Still very wild to me when people try to gotcha Jason with the whole "if you can kill other people for being evil why can't they kill you" when jason is like. One of the most passively suicidal characters I've ever seen. What if man