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[fangirlanxiety74]

Aquabats: Villain AU 🦇✨

You heard meee :3 Time to discuss what I think the Aquabats would be like if they were villains! Because it's soooo fun to consider "What if the hero went bad" yk???

I do wanna preface: I'm aware there's the antibats? I've never seen that episode (still haven't started s2), so I'm not taking them into account with this. This is all just purely on what I understand of the Aquabats as characters, and my own hcs. (And I think this is a very different concept from the antibats, anyway)

Also, I'll be suggesting some songs that I think fit with the concept so :3 have fun!!

MC Bat Commander

So. My basic idea for MCBC is kinda summed up to. Batman, if he didn't have his moral about no murder. Now obviously, he has a very different origin story than Batman, but the outcome is similar.

As a young child, he admired heroes through and through. Saw them as this beacon of hope and light that could bring peace to the world; hope and light and peace that his homelife didn't give him. He wanted to do good. He wanted to help; to stop feeling so useless and unneeded. It ate at him. He wanted to be looked at as someone, not just "the idiot" or "the one who gets in the way."

Thus, he started hero work. But nothing he did in terms of "hero work" ever felt good enough. Nothing ever gave him that satisfaction that his canon self gets from helping others. So he put himself into more dangerous situations, started assuming the worst in people, and those negative emotions festered into him letting a rescue mission go too far.

He just wanted recognition and praise. He wanted to be a hero. He wanted to be someone. Is that too much to ask for?

Too bad the hole he's in is too deep now.

Songs: - "Super Hero" by Nem ft. Kagamine Ren - "Confrontation of The Dead" by Keno9988iv - "Good Enough" by JakeNeutron

Crash McLarson

The way I see it: It's a mix of Susie from Deltarune, and Steven Universe Future. I know, weird combo, please hear me out.

Crash as a villain is letting his emotions control his actions. Personally, to me, he comes off as the type of guy where people assume and judge him extremely quickly. He's loud, he comes off as the type to keep to himself which can be taken as stuck up (Points to Eagleclaw episode as evidence, bro did NOT want to get involved), he can be reckless when it comes to those he loves if it means they're safe, he's fucking intimidating, have you seen him???

I'm sure he wanted to prove them wrong. Prove he was a good guy; that he wasn't this monster everyone made him out to be. But you can only handle that type of taunting for so long. Trying so hard to be good, over and over and over again, and it weighs on you.

The cord is gonna snap eventually, you know? And what if it did? They all want a monster. Fuck it, he'll be a monster. And his first goal is get rid of the ones who treated him that way.

At least then, no one else will end up like him.

Songs: - "Vs Susie" from Deltarune OST - "Only One Way" by JakeNeutron - "Other Friends" by Rebecca Sugar

Ricky Fitness

Long story short: He's not. Lmao. Ricky is too good of a kid, he's a lacky at best. A henchman. I cannot picture anything better than that.

I don't know Ricky's backstory, or any of their backstories, still. Again, I have only seen s1. But I've heard that he was in a gang before finding the Aquabats, and the little I've been told about it, he kinda... Already was. A henchman. But now let's crank it up a bit.

Say he stayed with that gang. Say they kept pushing him to do worse. They start with small tasks that he can kinda argue with himself is for a good cause, just to keep his moral conscious settled, but like a frog in a pot, the water begins to boil him alive.

He's not a bad kid. He has never been a bad kid, and if it weren't for these people, he wouldn't be doing these bad things. Doing them doesn't make him bad, right? He's not a bad guy! He's not a villain! He just- How can he refuse them? These guys are his friends. His family. How could he refuse them when they've done so much good for them? Better yet: How could his own family be bad?

He's not blind to it. He's not blind to his or their actions. But saying no to someone you love is harder than it looks.

Songs: - "The Good Guy" by EvidentlyFresh - "Lancer" from Deltarune OST - "Weight of The World" by Shayfer James

Eaglebones Falconhawk

I've already talked about this, I'm talking about it again: Eaglebones as a villain is Light Yagami. I will not take criticism on this. He's Light Yagami, omg???

Listen to me. Listen. Okay.

I've talked about Eaglebones as the golden child in his family, and how he lets that go to his head. I can very easily picture a world where he develops a complex about it, depending on just how bad his family is about it. This is an AU where that all gets to his head. He passes himself off as noble and just hero, when really, he's anything but.

Oh, and his poor, poor brother, who could never live up to him. The one they all paint as the villain, when in reality, Eagleclaw is the one trying to stop his brother, knowing that this has gone too far.

Eaglebones wants to be a hero still. Of course he does. Heroes get all the love and praise. If anything, he already is one. Because what he says is right, and what he does is right, so if heroes are people who do the right thing, then he already is one, isn't he??

I mean. What else is he meant to be?

Songs: - "Hurricane" from the Death Note musical. - "Emperor's New Clothes" by Panic!At The Disco - "Play With Fire" by Lydia The Bard

Jimmy The Robot

Ohhhh he's my fave to talk about. Him being a villain is much like Ricky except he did try to back out and then some mind control/possession/etc bs happened. Think, Vanessa/Vanny from FNAF vibes.

Ohhh Jimmy... Just couldn't live with being othered, could you? Nah, nah nah nah- I get it. Really, I do. I can't blame him for becoming a villain. You literally see it in the show: He is constantly reminded of how he is nothing like his peers. He is held to a higher regard to them, being a robot, but at the same time, constantly made fun of for being a robot. Like, damned if he is, damned if he isn't at that rate.

Until. He meets someone. Some special person who finally, finally, gives him the love and respect that he craves. Who gives him the reassurance that it's okay. Who he is is okay. He's not bad for being different. He's not what they say he are.

It's not him. It's them.

They're the problem. It's always been them; the people who hurt him. Isn't he tired of being nice to them? Why should he have to be? What have they ever done for him that's good?

He knows. He knows it's wrong, but he can't help it; it's good to strike back sometimes. It feels good. Until it doesn't.

And when he realizes. Just how far he's fallen. When he finally tries to get out- Ohhh no. He's not getting away that easy. This someone will not let him. No no no- Can't have that, can we? Did he forget how they treated him? What does he think they'll do once he begs for mercy?

Nooo, he'll be safer with this someone. :)

Just be a good robot, a good doll, and play along.

Songs: - "The Dark Remains" by Random Encounters - "I Can't Fix You" by The Living Tombstone - "Already Dead" by KittenSneeze

Collapses

Okay this took me like. Several hours. It's 4:30 in the morning as I type this. I work. So now, I must pass out and hope I can function like a normal person in the morning.

PLEASE LET ME KNOW WHAT Y'ALL THINK!! I am literally grasping at straws here hoping I got it right, but if I didn't, or if there's info that could probably be written better, I'd love to hear it.

Keep in mind, I'm still a new fan! I'm just going off of. What vibes I get from them! So! Yk!!!

Please don't hunt me for sport-

Okay BYE

credit to bloodibambiidoll for the divider!

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still obsessing over 7-12

[horsegirlsodapop]

arg! the outsiders fandom should all collectively talk more about poverty! ah! talk about cps. talk about food stamps talk about government cheese talk about stealing and not in the fun way talk about fear of going hungry talk about the reason the gang is a gang and not just a friend group. um. talk about dallas living in buck merril's like spare room talk about soda giving up his paycheck to darry so they can stay together talk about MORTGAGE talk about the vietnam war and poverty and enlistment and the draft! ah! talk about the class divide! talk about debt! talk about how darry could never "go soc" because no matter his skill in football or the way he wore his hair he could never rise above his socioeconomic class enough to be considered one of them! talk about paul holden punching him in the face! talk about county lock up! talk about police brutality! talk about pony craving escape!

[geminison]

...yeah

[inkyucu]

"People like to call me... Eclipse."

[rainybraindays]

Not to be that bitch, but if you're out here still saying Colin never apologized for the whole "I would never court Penelope Featherington" i think you need to maybe actually rewatch episode 1.

He very much does, as soon as he can once hes aware he hurt her. He addresses literally everything Penelope said hurt her about it. He says what he said was cruel and hurtful, he says that hes not embarrassed by her, he tells her hes changed and regrets doing something that hurt her. Its the most genuine apology anyone in this show has given.

How any of you have walked away from that seeing it as a fake apology makes me genuinely question what you think an apology is. Is he meant to fall on his knees crying and begging her to move on? Thats not an apology. Is he supposed to go "I'm sorry I fucked up, you're actually soso cool and so much better than me and everyone else" because thats love bombing.

Colin did it right, he came to her privately, apologized, addressed how he hurt her, reassured her he's not embarrassed of her and views her as his best friend, and said that he'd changed. Thats the correct way to apologize, thats how adults communicate. Everything that happened after that was in response to Penelopes frustration at her inability to be someone viewed as desirable in their society, and Colins want to prove how much he cares about her.

If we want to talk about non-apologies in this show, Colin is far from the first character in that line.

[thelastspeecher]

One of my favorite things in Redwall is when Martin the Warrior gives someone a dream but makes sure they don't remember the dream until The Right Moment, even if it's like, days later.

Sometimes he even tells them in the dream "hey you'll remember the rest of this on Thursday" so they remember part of the dream and that there was more, but not all of it.

One of my other favorite things in Redwall is when Martin the Warrior fuckign possesses someone for a little bit bc they weren't doing anything and they needed to do something so well guess ole Martin will have to step in AGAIN.

[kazutora-kurokawa]

Helloo! It's my first time requesting:)) I love your fics lol. You write so good!!

Can I please request yandere bonten men with a slightly chubby bimbo reader who's insecure about her weight. She's bubbly, gullible and naive. They caught her talking to someone who's tryna hit her up. For the nsfw part can I please get belly bulging 😔

no? *sigh* fine.. here's my offering..

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Yandere!Bonten!Mikey x Chubby!Insecure!Bimbo!Reader

♡ NSFW, fem reader, wife!reader, mention of Sanzu and Bonten execs, brief mention of murder, gun use, lowkey naive!reader, size kink, belly bulging, big dick!Mikey, spanking, unprotected sex + creampie, kinda rough sex, not proofread ♡

note: I didn't know if you wanted a poly relationship or separate, so I just chose Mikey (I couldn't do all of them, I'm sorry but my brain is fried), I'm trying to keep the note short so anything else I have to yap about is in the tags

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You, your husband, and the Bonten executives were out at one of their nightclubs, trying to enjoy the little bit of time they had to spare due to their demanding jobs. You were in your cutest little dress, Mikey's favorite dress to be more precise. The one that hugged your curves just right and drove him damn near insane from how bad he wanted to rip it off of you.

Bonten had all gone their separate ways throughout the night, essentially leaving Sanzu in charge of watching you. He walked away from the booth you were sitting at for not even five minutes just to turn around and see a man, who he recognized as one of your coworkers, sitting across from you and quite obviously flirting with you.

Sanzu's first thought is to get this man away from you, by any means necessary. He walks back over to the booth, drawing his gun and pressing it to the man's temple.

"I don't know if you know this, but this lady right here is my boss's wife. So I suggest you move unless you want a piece of metal in your brain."

As soon as he's made aware of the situation, Mikey gets security to escort the man out the club, you can tell he did it because he has the slightest of smirks on his usually blank face. He sits down next to you and pulls you into his lap, his hands gripping your thighs tightly as if to give you a warning.

"What did I say about talking to strangers?"

"But he's not-"

"Don't talk back to me, I could have this whole place burned to the ground in a matter of seconds with that bastard trapped inside."

Soon, the rest of Bonten comes over and surrounds you at the table, naming off all the things they could do to your coworker.

"We could send some of our men to his house, teach him a little lesson without-" Koko tries to suggest.

"Or we could just take care of him ourselves." Sanzu interjects, itching to whoop some ass.

They couldn't care less about the man being your coworker because employees are always replaceable and they know Mikey would rather you not work with him anyway, so they all silently agree to take care of him permanently later on. For now, Mikey has to take care of you. He excuses himself, dragging you from the club into the car, and as soon as he gets you home he's bending you over the kitchen counter and pushing your dress up past your hips.

"C'mon baby, you know better than to test me like that, don't you?"

Mikey brings his rough, calloused hand down on your ass, smirking as he hears the little squeak that slips out your mouth. He grips your soft hips, his bulge pressing right against your pussy through your panties. He unbuckles his belt and pulls his pants and underwear down. His fingers hook into the waistband of your panties, tugging them down your plump thighs to reveal your soaked cunt.

“Look at you, all wet and ready for me.”

His middle finger slides back and forth between your folds, brushing lightly against your clit and making you weak in the knees. He lines himself up with your entrance and eases in, his fat cock stretching you out and causing a painful yet pleasurable burning sensation deep in your stomach. You can feel the tip of his dick knocking against the inside of your tummy, bulging through and pressing you firmly against the counter.

"Fuck! You're squeezing the life outta me."

"T-too big 'Jiro.."

"Too big? C'mon you can take it baby, you always take me so good."

His hips slap against your ass as he thrusts hard, his hand burying itself in your hair and pulling you off the counter to get a deeper angle. His free hand reaches around, cupping your tummy and applying pressure to the bulge formed there.

"You're so full of me, aren't you baby?"

All you can do is nod hurriedly and spew out nonsense in the form of moans, too fucked out to form a coherent thought, let alone a sentence. He presses soft kisses down your neck to your shoulder, his thrusts slowing down as he feels your pussy clenching around him as you cum. He lets out a raspy grunt shortly after as he starts to cum, filling you with his hot, gooey load.

He chuckles breathlessly as he pulls out, high off of his orgasm as he watches his cum leak out of you and drip down your thighs.

"You did so good princess. Gonna start behaving now, right? No more talking to strangers yeah?"

You mumble a soft 'Mhm' as your legs start to give out and you lie against the counter.

"Good." He peppers kisses on the nape of your neck before fixing his pants and helping you walk to the bathroom, knowing that he wouldn't have to worry about anyone stealing you away.

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[cosmicrhetoric]

zoro and kiku's whole thing was so fun and endearing :) like never underestimate the besties potential of a Hater and a 12 ft tall swordswoman that he keeps bullying into breaking her cover. but when he saw her severed arm flop down 100 feet from the roof in onigashima and just went fuuuuuuuuck. kiku. can someone toss me up there i think my girl just got maimed

[knockknockitsnickels]

I love posts about "overhated female cartoon characters" bc inevitably my girls PB, Rose Quartz, & Mabel will be there so you've got 2 pink-haired quasi-immortal war-crime-committing morally-grey queens and a 12 year old who likes boy bands and knitting sweaters.

[chaos-bringer-13]

*crawls out of the sewers* *puts out the fire starting on my hair* *pulls a bag of cash out of the sewers* *closes the lid* *reattaches my dramatically cut off at the wrist hand* Damn those exams were hard

[lcndo]

fwb!lando is at a frat party with you and a bunch of your other friends, hanging out and playing games and shit but all he can really even think about is how quickly you can leave so that he can get his hands on you. he is QUIVERING, shaking in anticipation of how it's gonna feel to rip that dress off of your body, bcs he knows it will definitely look better on the floor. he's standing in a group with oscar and carlos, who are stuck in banter again, bickering about something that lando could not be bothered about. he cannot for the life of him look or focus at anything but you. you're in conversation with this guy though- w very clear intentions of what he actually wants from you. lando's pissy and jealous bcs he sees the way his eyes trail on your figure, the way they linger on how the dress hangs off of your body, how its so beautifully wrapped around your hips and thighs... but lando's mind can't stop trailing towards unholy thoughts, about how your thighs will feel against his cold ears at the end of the night. when you finally excuse yourself from the guys presence only a few minutes later, he walks over to carlos, oscar and lando's group when he starts talking about how gorgeous he finds you. lando is trying his hardest not to pay much attention to his fawning, trying to remind himself that you will be in his arms at the end of the night anyways. somehow, the conversation takes a dirtier turn, when carlos and osc launch into a conversation about some weird kinks. god knows why this random dude thinks he's privileged enough to put your name on his tongue, but he opens him mouth to talk about how you'd probably really be into a threesome, and that, is definitely where he's crossed the line. all lando sees is red, and he knows it's pathetic, but he can't help himself when he says, "oh actually- they're not into sharing in the bedroom, you know..." throws him a smug look and walks off, finally spotting you playing beer pong w some friends. he knows it's more that enough of a hint for the guy to get, and he can walk away, without a worry now. for a moment, after this guy says whatever and shrugs it off, oscar and carlos are impressed by how lando got him to stop talking about their friend like that- but later at night when they reach their dorm, they share a look and it hits them, "wait .. do you think...?" "oh my god they've totally been fucking this whole time, haven't they?" but lando's already in your sheets, having the time of his life.

[totoochristianwolff]

ABU DHABI GP 2024 [source]

[gunpowder-gemini]

My heart goes out to everyone finally figuring out that we aren't getting the death worm this season, I am really excited to see it animated too. But tbh there was never any way it would fit

Like think about everything that happens in the cursed house arc. There is SO MUCH there that I personally think just the death worm stuff is going to be 5-6 episodes on it's own to get through it. They didn't have enough episodes left even if they completely skipped the serpo arc.

Personally I've always figured the episodes are gonna shake out like this:

Ep 8 - shenanigans with Okarun/Aira and getting in to empty space (I was right! though I wasn't sure we'd get to Acro Aira but in hindsight that's a perfect cliffhanger cut point)

Ep 9 - the fight, probably ending with the big final blow

Ep 10 - public humiliation and mr. shrimp joins the team, Jiji appears at the end!

Ep 11 - Jiji is actually introduced and goes to school with them, ending with Taro appearing "chasing" Okarun

Ep 12 - anatomical dummies shenanigans and a sort of cliffhanger teasing the cursed house arc next season

I think people forget that it takes seconds to read a fight scene when it's just a few sequential images but several MINUTES to show that same fight scene animated. The Serpo arc is largely action, so it's no suprise it's taking a couple episodes. Also dialogue! Dialogue takes longer to voice act than it does to read. There's only so much you can fit into like, 25 mins

[flying-cat]

I feel like people just can't read because how do you take "I hardly saw my friends after graduation since our days off don't coincide" as "they abandoned me" and not "adult life makes it difficult to meet with one another."

[daceyarik]

So uuuuuuh. Im alive lmao its just real life hit me hard (aunt duties and doing my stage rn) so have some dumb text memes ig feat some silverv and kerry x v ones Last one is a spoiler but does that count when a year have passed since PL release?? Also yeah happy late anniversary Phantom Liberty thanks for destroying my poor heart once again lmao