#yeah of course. sneegsnag from dream smp

[apollos-boyfriend]

what's your personal list for dsmp reunion? also who do you think would actually go

tommy goes but also because he’s the host so of course he has to be there. jack goes as a “joke” but has a fun time. badboyhalo doesn’t go but not because he doesn’t want to but because he does Not travel. foolish and tina show up in his place. tubbo puffy and phil of course go, as do charlie and quackity. hbomb would go i think less because of the server and more because he just likes hanging with people. i can see niki aimsey and eret going but it’s not as strong of a conviction. karl and hannah would maybe go also to be social which provides a 50/50 chance of purpled’s appearance. i think contrary to popular belief connor would go just because i swear to god i see that man in every major twitch/youtube event. sneegsnag would also inexplicably be there.

[enderwoah]

free trial / 30 days smp headcanons because i love them:

crimeduo OP:

wil and tommy are gods/celestials from the 100p series,,,,and you know how theyre total assholes in those??

yeah so their higherups basically gave them a job that if they fucked up theyd be stripped of any and all powers because they're both AWFUL

which is why wil and tommy have op but you know not flying around and everything.

the job is keeping these six or seven or so cursed people in this enclosed space so they can live and the higherups can determine whether they can go to the not bad place or hell

since they all did shit that got them cursed but seemed to be improving.

they aren't as powerful as they were as full gods or whatever but they still have lingering powers (hence the spruce trapdoors)

beeduo curses:

tubbo got cursed to physically not be able to be awake for more than three hours

originally, it was going to be all day, but ranboo defended him and said he'd take part of the curse for himself

so now ranboo is cursed so that all of his emotions are connected with tubbo's!

all of them.

all feelings of happiness, sadness, inept terror -- it's why he freaks out so much whenever tubbo gets in danger,,,it's because tubbo is freaking out too.

ranboo knows for a fact that wilbur and specifically tommy can take away tubbo's curse but just don't, which is why he has so much animostiy specifically towards them whenever the subject comes up

benchtrio + wilbur's relationship:

tommy actually really likes tubbo and ranboo but tries not to talk to them too much because if he does he'll get attached and probably end up taking away their curses because he has the biggest fucking heart

but then he'll get in trouble!

so he keeps his distance and sends wilbur to check up on the beeduo, because he knows wilbur won't bend to them

wilbur is a lot better at being sympathetic but also not twisting to their wants.

he'll say it sucks that tubbo can't participate for more than three hours and then hear about building a MOB FARM in LIMBO and go "well yeah you fuckin glutton thats why you're cursed"

"it isn't even just gluttony what was the case report again?"

"gluttony? wrath? greed? i think those were the main ones"

wilbur teases tubbo about it and immediately ranboo goes defensive as hell and wilbur just cackles at him

"fucking pride or whatever that's why you share a curse"

jack "karl marx" manifold and sneeg "jeff bezos" snag:

jack manifold got sent there for being a dirty fucking commie

sneegsnag got sent there for being a corrupt capitalist

both of them are very confused as to what the hell god wants from them

thye both think each others' economic systems are evil viruses of satan though and theyve decided that whichever of them dies first has the inferior system

jack manifold is cursed with being unable to control his anger! and when it gets bad he starts to act...a lot less human

(see: the demon voice he had when he killed charlie)

his rage can overtake him to the point where when he calms down he feels as if it was someone else...

he didn't mean to kill charlie. it wasn't his fault.

it wouldn't have happened if it wasn't for his stupid fucking curse.

charlie goop sludge sop gunk slime slimecicle:

he's just a slimy boy :)

he was cursed so that anything he touches turns soft and slimy if he touches it for too long

his hair is completely slime

and if he stands in one place for too long he'll start sinking into the soft ground

so he wears these really thick galoshes lol

he knows very well what he did to get here :)

and he knows that if he does nothing at all, the gods will be confused as to where to put him

so perhaps, if he does nothing but wait for that timer to tick down to zero

he can finally have peace in a limbo for no one else but him

and maybe other people should be able to have some peace too! everyone should just wait for the timer.

everyone should just wait for the timer.

the husbands:

ranboo took this curse upon himself and doesn't regret it in the slightest

and will never regret it

even though tubbo is...definitely an oddball when it comes to emotions

he's far better at controlling them because they're his emotions, but ranboo isn't used to the pure anger the boy has stewing inside of him

so while tubbo might look slightly miffed, if not perfectly fine

ranboo could be seething with pure, unfettered rage and probably lunge at someone

(that's probably why "wrath" was on tubbo's case report)

hence why tubbo seems to not really care about his curse

but he does. he's pissed about it. and ranboo doesn't know how to hide that.

and ranboo threatens to murder tommy whenever the subject comes up

that's only for three hours a day, though!

the rest of the time is hell because he'll go through mood swings due to watever tubbo's dreaming about

but ranboo doesn't regret it

of course not

because if he did, then what kind of person would he be?

definitely not the stand-up guy he says he is and everyone sees him as (when he's not being influenced)!

so no, he doesn't regret it. and even if he did, he'd die (again) with that secret.

(which is why pride was on his case report.)

bird:

phil was originally an angel but fell

tommy and wilbur definitely know why

nobody else does and phil isn't going to tell them

tommy and wilbur...i wouldnt say look down on phil

but they look down on phil

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

look man, even if he hadn't fallen, they're still above him

anyways, phil mostly keeps to himself so he can last for the full thirty days

because he's lived for a long time

and he knows that these kids aren't going to last

it wouldn't be his first time outliving everyone in his surroundings

...but this time, he'll be sure not to be the one whittling them down.

[fyreb1rd]

fanfic masterlist. updated 5/7/22.

[one-shot] Odd Alliance

Tubbo knew there was only one person in the whole SMP who could help him get rid of Dream.

[key tags: talks of death and gore, mild panic attack, angst]

[key characters: tubbo, technoblade, tommy]

[one-shot] the Box in The Attic

“It’s a bunch of old VHS tapes and cassettes.” Ranboo pulled one out, twisting it in his grasp. It was splattered with some flakey brown stuff on the side of it. He put it back in the box and grabbed another as Tubbo talked.

“Yo! You have to play it.”

“Well, yeah, of course, I’m gonna play them.” Ranboo laughs softly as he steps back to grab the phone with one hand, eyes not looking at the VHS but rather an old TV in the attic, “I just have to… figure out how to… use a cassette tape.”

[key tags: generation loss, mentions of murder]

[key characters: ranboo, sneegsnag]

[one-shot] When Deception Teams with Retribution (Gods AU)

There’s a tale, one that parents tell rowdy children. This story is reserved for those kids who enjoy running off, who enjoy getting in trouble for the adrenaline rush and the thrill. It’s the story of the consequences of the only time someone tried to deceive a young god, whose realms were still unknown. It’s often called ‘When Deception Teams with Retribution.'

[key characters: tommy, tubbo, philza, dream]

[key tags: graphic depictions, blood and injury, hurt/comfort]

[one-shot] We're Just Kids

After they teleport to the secret room, Ranboo finally snaps at everyone for the lives that have been endangered far too often.

[key tags: injury, shouting, angst]

[key characters: ranboo]

[one-shot] Two Lives Down

Tubbo had only initially been scared about losing a life, but when the inconsistencies with his wings begin to stack up, his trouble grows.

[key tags: angst and hurt/comfort, serious injury]

[one-shot] That's Not My Son (written for @/manburg-radios)

After a close fight with Schlatt, they'd returned home thinking nothing would be wrong. But sometimes, you should pay closer attention.

[key tags: graphic depictions, blood and gore, hurt no comfort]

[key characters: wilbur, philza]

[one-shot] Floral Reminders

Karl knows the more he travels the more he forgets, but for some reason he also knows he needs to keep traveling. Even if he forgets himself entirely.

[key tags: graphic depictions, stabbing, character injury, time travel, memory loss]

[key characters: karl, sapnap, quackity]

[one shot] "I like this player. It played well. It did not give up."

Karl knew he could lose his mind time traveling, but hadn't realized he could also lose his life. Karl awakens in an unfamiliar room. Two unfamiliar voices speak to him through soft whispers and echoing, combining tones because two certain immortals refuses to let this happen this way.

[key tags: immortal phil, implied karlnapity]

[key characters: karl, phil, kristin]

[one-shot] Handmade Memories

Phil knew the kid was familiar from the first day he'd met him in L'Manburg. He had a pair of red and green heterochromatic eyes that seemingly danced with the star's light; it was almost impossible to forget him if Phil actually thought back on it.

So why didn't the kid remember him?

[key tags: mentioned technoblade, memory loss, the fourth memory book]

[key characters: ranboo, phil]

[one-shot] Of What Once Was

Ranboo's memory loss has erased a large portion of his life, and most importantly, it's erased those who he grew up with. Those who saved him.

Dream escapes the prison.

[key tags: graphic depictions, prison break, blood and injury, past abuse]

[key characters: tubbo, ranboo, dream]

[completed] Brotherly Races

Tommy should know better than to tag along with a near stranger to an undisclosed location, but Dream promises they're going to see a drag race, with fast cars and illegal bets, and he also promises to let Tubbo tag along.

Wilbur is also not too happy to see his younger brothers somewhere he's not even supposed to be. He's really not happy at all.

[key tags: graphic depictions, illegal activity, drag racers, past child abuse]

[key characters: tommy, wilbur, tubbo, techno, phil, dream, sapnap]

[currently updating] A Letter from Logsteadshire

Tubbo was overwhelmed enough with the Butcher Army, the new build plans for L'Manburg, and trying so desperately to remain peaceful. The letter that Ranboo delivers does nothing but make everything else seem minuscule. In the shock, he doesn't really think of how out of character this seems for his long-time best friend. Someone takes that obliviousness and puts it to good use in their own plan.

[key tags: graphic depictions, implied character death, imprisonment, canon divergence, talks of suicide]

[key characters: tubbo, tommy, ranboo, sam, dream]

[currently updating] Protege

Ranboo had really just wanted to mine, but a book led to a panic attack, which led to what might have been some sort of hallucination. Dream's original plans for a protege had failed.

[key tags: derealization, panic attacks, hallucinations, missing persons, implied abduction]

[key characters: ranboo, dream, tubbo, karl, tommy]

[currently updating] Kainophobia (but I want to join you) (D:BH AU)

Ranboo can't be a deviant. He's designed specifically against it. But why is a renegade feeling burning behind the tight-lipped procedure he's forced to endure, all because of a deviant and the child he carries.

[key tags: gun violence, police]

[key characters: tubbo, ranboo, phil, technoblade]

[currently updating] Butterfly Weeds

Wilbur grew up hiding his own, and his brothers, abilities of Wind Elemental Magic. He does fine up until the L’Manburg war, when the young man is given no choice but to expose his magic to save his people. After the win for L'Manburg, their joy is short-lived as diplomacy is shoved aside for the greed Dream holds within his heart. Friends speak of the horrors he commits, which only grow after he makes a shady deal to block out the one goddess keeping him sane as he thinks she's limiting his power.

And Death sends someone new, someone fresh, to save the timeline she cannot grasp anymore.

[key tags: graphic depictions, sbi as family, asphyxiation, flower symbolism]

[key characters: wilbur, tommy, tubbo, dream, technoblade]

[currently updating] Sage and Poppies [prequel to Butterfly Weeds]

Ten years ago, in the small (then village) of Glair, the first known surviving Stronghold was found. More importantly, its End Portal was intact. Though, the thirty adventurers of the House of Casus that went in never returned. So it's time for their final surviving member to see what's within the star-laced depths, and even if they plan everything right, there are still so many things that can go wrong.

And well, The Pantheon has two openings, and The Angel of Death needs to earn his wings.

[key tags: graphic depictions, major character death, grief, war, soulmates, sbi as family]

[key characters: phil, kristin, eret, foolish, captainsparklez]

[currently updating] The Clairvoyant and The Illusionist

Life in The Greater Dream SMP lands is fine if you're human or an overworld hybrid. As Schlatt's power begins to weigh down on some of the hybrids within the lands, a small rebellion begins to form, unbeknownst to even its members. But they won't stand for this tyranny anymore, not after countless lives are lost in petty games and rules are broken by those who should enforce them. Tubbo and Tommy have no idea what they're getting themselves into as they fall into the care of Philza and his small group of outcasts (plus the nations highest militia leader) but they certainly don't expect to learn about the secrets of a bloodline and a curse they didn't even know their training in Alchemy had exposed them to.

[key tags: graphic depictions, major character death, revival, blood and gore, alcoholism, implied abuse, gun violence, stabbing, mind control]

[key characters: sbi, schlatt, quackity, niki]

[currently updating] I Know We Can Make it Better

Tubbo was told one thing when he started with the FBI. Always, under any circumstances, keep his at-home life and his work life separate. Though, he finds he doesn't have much choice as he gets tangled up in a world he'd never expected to see, much less help. From working alongside organized crime leaders, helping friends through blackmailing, solving cold cases, fighting to keep himself alive, and working through kidnappings, there's a world of twists and turns he can't even expect coming his way. And that's not even the whole story.

[key tags: FBI au, graphic depictions of violence, mafia au, manipulation]

[key characters: tubbo, ranboo, philza, niki, tommy, wilbur.]

[currently updating] The Devil's Tongue (Rewrite of Brotherly Races)

There was a road, a straight shot, a two-mile long road hidden off back dirt roads, and a highway exit. The road was The Devil's Tongue, though not its actual name. But you could ask anyone around Sympia about it and they'd tell you, "it's dangerous" "never go near it" "a kid nearly died there twenty years ago"

But Tommy never really heeded warnings, and though Tubbo was occasionally a bit more rational he didn't seem to want to heed them today. So when a conversation with a classmate opens an opportunity for Tommy to try, he dived headfirst into the world of racing with Tubbo not far behind.

but they're not the only two there, and they're not the ones who really know of the true dangers of getting stuck in the street racing scene surrounding The Devil's Tongue.

[key tags: street racing, manipulation, sbi as family, graphic depictions of violence]

[key characters: tommy, tubbo, wilbur, technoblade, philza]