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Once upon a time there was a lovely princess. But she had an enchantment upon her of a fearful

sort, which could only be broken by Love's first kiss. She was locked away in a castle guarded by a

terrible fire breathing dragon. Many brave knights had attempted to free her from this dreadful

prison, but none prevailed. She waited in the dragon's keep in the highest room of the tallest tower

for her true love and true love's first kiss. Like that's ever going to happen. What a loony. Shrek

Beware Stay out I think he's in here. All right. Lets get it! Hold on. Do you know what that thing can

do to you? Yeah. He'll groan into your bones for his brains. Well actually that would be a giant. Now

Ogres, huh, they are much worse. They'll make a soup from your freshly peeled skin. They'll chew

your livers, squeeze the jelly from your eyes. Actually, it's quite good on toast. Back, back beast,

back! I warned you! Right. This is the part, where you run away. Yeah! And stay out. Wanted.

Fairytale creatures. Right, this one is full. Take it away. Give me that. Your fine days are over. -25

pieces of silver for the witch. Next. -Come on. Sit down there! And be quiet! This cage is so small.

You wouldn't turn me in. I'll never be stubborn again. I can change. Please, give me another chance.

Oh, shut up! Next. What do we got? This little wooden puppet. I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy. Five

shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away. No! Please, don't let them do it! Next. What do you

got? Well, I've got a talking donkey! Right. Well that's good for ten schillings, if you can prove it. Oh,

go ahead fella. Well? He's just a li..., just a little nervous. He's really quite a chatterbox. You

boneheaded donkey! That's it. I have heard enough. Guards! No, no, he talks, he does! I can talk. I

love to talk. I've talked to... Get her out of my sight! -No, no, I swear! Hey, I can fly. -He can fly! -He

can fly! He can talk! -That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying, talking donkey! You might have seen house

fly, maybe even a superfly. But I bet you ain't never seen a donkey fly! Seize him! Get him! This way!

Hurry! You there. Ogre. -I. By the order of lord Farquaad. I am authorized to place you both under

arrest. And transport you to designated resettlement facility. Oh really? You and what army? Can I

say something to you? Listen, you were really, really something, back there. Incredible. Are you

talking to... ...me? Yes, I was talking to you. Can I just tell you that you were really great back there

with those guards. They thought that was all over there. And then you showed up and BAM. There

was tripping on over themselves like babes in the woods. That really made me feel good to see that.

Oh, that's great. Really. Man, it's good to be free. Now, why don't you go celebrate your freedom

with your own friends? But I... I don't have any friends. And I'm not going out there by myself. Hey

wait a minute. I have a great idea... I'll stick with you. You and me in green fighting machine.

Together we'll scare the spin if anybody crosses us. Oh, a, that was really scary. Maybe you don't

mine me saying. If that don't work, your breath will certainly do the job done, 'cause... you

definitively need some tic-tac or something, 'cause your breath stinks! Man you've ??? my note!

Just like the time... ...and then I ate some rotten berries. Man I had some strong gases leaking out of

my but that day. Why are you following me? I'll tell you why. 'Cause I'm all alone, there is no one

here, beside me. My problems have all gone. There's no one to derive me. But you got to have

free ... -Stop singing! Well, it's no wonder, you don't have any friends. Wow! Only a true friend

would be that truly honest. Listen! Little donkey. Take a look at me! What am I? A... ...really tall? No!

I'm an Ogre. You know, grab your torch and pitchforks. Doesn't that bother you? Nope. Really?

-Really really. Oh? Man, I like you. What's your name? A..., Shrek. Shrek?! But do you know, what I

like about you, Shrek? You've got that kind of: "I don't care what nobody thinks of me" thing. I like

that, I respect that, Shrek. You're all right. Uh, look at that. Who would wanna live in a place like

that? That would be my home. Oh, it is lovely. Just beautiful. You know you're quite a decorator. It's

amazing what you did with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder. I guess,

you don't entertain much, do you? I like my privacy. You know I do to. That's another thing, we have

in common. Like I hate it when you got somebody in your face. You try to give them a hint and they

won't leave. And then there's that big occurred silence, you know? Can I stay with you? -What? Can

I stay with you, please. Of course! -Really? No. -Please! I don't want to go back there. You don't

how is like to be concerned like a freak. Well..., maybe you do. But that's why we have to stick

together! You got to let me stay! Please! Please! OK, OK. -But one night only. -Huh, thank you! A,

what are you do... No! This is going to be fun. We can stay up late, swap the manly stories. And in

the morning... I'm making waffles. Where do I sleep? Outside! Oh, a, I guess that's cool. You know, I

don't know you and you don't know me... ... so I guess, outside is best for me. Here I go. Good

night. I do like that half door. I'm a donkey all alone outside. Sit by myself outside, I guess. I'm all

alone, there's no one here beside me. -I thought, I told you to stay outside. -I am outside. Well

James. This is far from the farm, but what choice do we have? It's not... What a lovely bed. -Got

you! I found some cheese. Awful stuff. -Is that you Gordon? -How did you know? Enough! What are

you doing in my house? Oh, no, no, no... Death prods off the table! Where would we supposed to

put her. The bed's taken. What? I live in a swamp. I've put up signs. I'm a terrifying Ogre! What do I

have to do, to get a little privacy? Oh, no! No, no! What are you doing in my swamp? All right, get

out of here. All of you. Move it! Come on, let's go. And hurry up, hurry up. No, no, not there. Not

there! Hey don't look at me. I didn't invite them. Oh gosh, no one invited us. -What? We were forced

to come here. -By who? Lord Farquaad. He ??? All right. Who knows where this Farquaad guy is?

Oh I do. I know where he is. Does anyone else know where to find him? -Anyone at all? -Me.

-Anyone? Oh pick me, I know! Me, me. Ok, fine. Attention all fairy tale things! Do not get

comfortable. Your welcome is officially warned up. In fact. I'm gonna see this guy Farquaad right

now and get all off my land and back where you came from. You. You're coming with me. All right.

That's what I like to hear, man. Shrek and Donkey, two stubborn friends off on a world and big city

adventure. I love it. I'm on road again. Sing with me Shrek! I'm on road again... What did I say about

singing? -Can I whistle? -No. -Well, can I hummer? -All right. That's enough. He's ready to talk.

Run, run, run as fast as you can, you can't catch me. I'm the gingerbread man. You monster. I'm not

a monster here. You are. You and the rest of that fairytale trash, poisoning my perfect world. -Now

tell me! Where are the others? -Eat me. I've tried to be fair to you, creatures. Now my patience has

reached its end! -Tell me! Or I'll... -No, no, not the buttons. Not gumdrop buttons. All right! Who's

hiding them? Ok, I'll tell you. -Do you know the muffin-man? -The muffin-man? -The muffin-man.

-Yes, I know the muffin-man. Who lives on Proully lane? -Well, she's married to the muffin-man.

-The muffin-man! -The muffin-man! -She's married to the muffin-man. My lord! We found it. Well

then, what are you waiting for? Bring it in. Magic mirror. Don't tell him anything! Evening. Mirror,

mirror on the wall. Is this not the most perfect kingdom of them all? Well, technically, you're not a

king. A..., felonious. -You were saying. -What I mean is a... ...you're not a king, yet. But you can

become one. All you have to do, is marry a princess. Go on. So, just sit back and relax my lord,

because it's time for you to meet today's eligible bachelorettes. And here they are. Bachelorette

number one is a mentally abused shading from a kingdom far, far away. She likes sushi and

hottubbing anytime. Her hobbies include cooking and cleaning for two evil sisters. Please

welcome... Cinderella. Bachelorette number two is a kemp wearing girl from a land of fantasy.

Although she lives with seven other man, she is not easy. Just kiss hers dead frozen lips and find

out what a live wife she is. Come on. Give it up for... Show-white. And last but certainly not least.

Bachelorette number three is a fire-breathing ????, dragon guarded castle, surrounded by a hot

boiling lava. But don't let that cool you off. She's a loaded pistol who likes Pina Coladas and getting

cut in the rain. Yours for the rescuing, Princess Fiona. So will it be, bachelorette number one?

Bachelorette number two? Or bachelorette number three? -Two... -Three! -Two! One. No, no, no.

Three. Pick number three my lord. Ok, ok. Number three. Lord Farquaad. You've chosen... princess

Fiona. She's nice. Fiona. She's perfect. All I have to do is just find someone... But I probably should

mention little thing that happens at night... -I'll do it! -Yes, but after sunset... Silence! I will make this

princess Fiona my queen. And Duloc will finally have the perfect king! Captain! Assemble your finest

man. We're going to have a tournament! That's it, that's, right there, that's Duloc. I've told you I'll

find it. So. That must be lord Farquaad's castle. Aha, that's the place. Do you think maybe he's

compensating for something. Hey, hey wait up Shrek! -Hey, you! -No, no! Wait a second. Look, I'm

not gonna eat you. I just... It's quiet. Too quiet. Where is everybody? Hey look at this. Wow! -Let's

do that again. -No. no. All right. You're going the right way for smack bottom. Sorry about that. That

champion should have the honor, no, no... ...the privilege to go forth and rescue the lovely princess

Fiona from the fireing keep of the dragon. If for any reason the winner is unsuccessful, the first

runner up will take his place. And so on, and so forth. Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I'm

willing to make. Applause. Let the tournament begin. What is that? Ugh, it's hideous. Oh, that's not

very nice. It's just a donkey. Indeed. Knights! New plan. The one, who kills the Ogre, will be named

champion. How about him. Oh, hey. Now, come on. Can't we just settle this over a pint? No? All

right then. Come on. Hey Shrek! Let me, let me! The chair! Give him the chair! Thank you. Thank

you, very much. I'm here until Thursday. Try the wheel! Shall I give the order sir? No. I have a better

idea. People of Duloc. I give you our champion! What? Congratulation, Ogre. You've won the honor

of embarking on a great and noble quest. Quest? I'm already on a quest. A quest to get my swamp

back! -Your swamp? -Yeah, my swamp! Where you dumped those fairytale creatures. Indeed. All

right Ogre, I'll make you a deal. Go on this quest for me and I'll give you your swamp back. Exactly

the way it was? Down to the last slime covered toast tool. -And the squatters? -As good as gone.

What kind of quest? Ok, let me get this straight! We gonna go find the dragon and rescue a princess

just so Farquaad will give you back the swamp, which you only don't have, 'cause he filled it with

full of freaks on the first place. -Is that about right? -You know what? Maybe there is a good reason,

donkeys shouldn't talk. I don't get it Shrek. Why didn't you just pull some old Ogre stuff on them?

You know, ??? . Grab his bones to make you brave. You know the whole Ogre trick. Oh, you know

what. Maybe I could have decapitated entire village and put their heads on plate. Got a knife, cut

open their spleens and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you? A, no, not really, no. For

your information, there is a lot more to Ogres than people think. -Example. -Example? OK, A-a-m,

Ogres are like onions. -They stink? -Yes, no. -O, they make you cry. -No. Oh, you leave them out on

the sun and they get all brown and start ??? little wild hairs? No! Layers! Onions have layers. Ogres

have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? We both have layers. O, you both have layers. You

know not everybody likes onions. Cake! Everybody loves cakes. Cakes have layers. I don't care

what everyone likes. Ogres are not like cakes. You know what else everyone likes? Paffe. Have you

ever met a person and you say: "Hey, let's get some paffe" and they say I don't like paffe. Paffe is

delicious. No! You tensed, irritating, miniature peace of barden. Ogres are like onions. End of story.

Bye, bye. See you lather. Paffe is maybe the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet. You

know I think I've preferred your humming. Do you have a tissue or something, 'cause I'm making a

mess. Just the word paffe has made me start slimying Why, Shrek, did you do that? Man you got to

warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was opened and everything. Believe me

donkey, if it was me, you'd be dead. It's brimstone. We must be getting close. Yeah, right,

brimstone. Don't be talking ??? brimstone. I know what I smell and ??? no brimstone. And they

don't come of stone neither. Sure it's big enough, but look at the location. Oh, Shrek, remember

when you said that Ogres have layers? Oh, yeah. Well, I have a confession to make. Donkeys don't

have layers. We wear ??? sleeves. Wait a second. Donkeys don't have sleeves. -You know what I

mean. -Oh, you can't tell me you're afraid of highs. No, I'm just a little uncomfortable of being on a

rickety bridge over boiling lake of lava! Come on donkey, I'm right here beside you. Ok? For

emotional support. We'll just hackle this thing together one little baby step after time. -Really?

-Really really. Ok. That makes me feel so much better. Just keep moving and don't look down.

Don't look down, don't look down. Shrek! I'm looking down! I can't do this. Just let me off right now,

please. -But you're already half way. -Yeah, but I know that half is safe. Ok, fine. I don't have time

for this. You go back. Shrek, no, wait. Don't do that! Oh, I'm sorry. Do what? -Oh. This? -Yes, that!

Yes, yes. Do it. OK. -No, Shrek! -I'm doing it. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Shrek, I'm gonna die.

That will do Donkey, that will do. Cool. So where is this fire breathing pain in the neck anyway?

Inside. Waiting for us to rescue her. I was talking about the dragon Shrek. -Are you afraid? -No, but

shhhhh. Oh, good. Me neither. Because there's nothing wrong with being afraid. Here's a...,

something responsible of the situation. Not to mention dangerous situation. And there's dragon that

breathes fire. I'm sure he's meaner than a cow or anything, but they're scare. You know what I

mean. I'm sure he's heavier than a cow... Donkey. Two things. Ok? Shut, up. Now go over there and

see if you can find any stairs. Stairs? I thought we were looking for the princess. The princess will be

up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower. What makes you think she'll be there? I read it

in a book once. Cool. You handle the dragon, I'll handle the stairs. Oh, I'll find those stairs. I'll ???.

That's right. Those stairs won't know which way they go. The drafting stairs, ??? Don't mess with

me. I'm the stair master. I'm master of the stairs. I wish I had a stair right here right here now, I'd

step all over it. Well, at least we know where the princess is. -But where is the... -Dragon! Donkey,

look out! Got you. Oh, what large teeth you have. I mean, white sparkling teeth. You probably hear

this all the time from your food, but you must bleach yourself, because that is one dashing smile you

got there. And do I detect the hint of minty freshness? And you know what else? You're a girl

dragon. Oh, sure. I mean 'course you're a girl dragon, 'cause you're just ricking the feminine beauty

out. What's the matter with you? Do you have something in your eye? Man, I'd really love to stay,

but you know I'm a asthmatic and I don't know if we would worked out. You'd be blowing smoke

and stuff. Shrek! No, Shrek! Shrek! -Wake up! -What? Are you princess Fiona? I am. Awaiting a

knight so bold as to rescue me. Oh, that's nice. Now let's go. But wait, sir knight. This be our first

meeting. Should not be wonderful, romantic moment? Yeah. Sorry lady there's no time. Hey, what

are you doing? You know, you should sweep me out of my feet. Out through the window and down

the rope by to your valued steed. You've had a lot of time to plan this, haven't you? Uh-um. But we

have to sing through this moment. You can residing of a poem to me. A ballad, a sonnet, a libretti.

Or something. I don't think so. Well, can I at least know a name of my champion? Shrek. So, Shrek.

I pray that you take this favor as a token of my gratitude. Thanks. -You didn't slay the dragon? -It's

not my job to do this. Now, come on! But this isn't right. ??? That's what all the other knights did.

Yeah. Right before they burst in the flame. That's not the point. Wait. Where are you going? Exit is

over there. Well, I have to save my ass. What kind of knight are you? One of a kind. ...rush into a

physical relationship. I'm not that emotionally ready for commitment of a this magnitude. That was

the word I was looking for. Magnitude. Hey, that is unwanted physical contact. Hey, what are you

doing? Ok, ok, let's just back up a little and take this one step at the time. I mean, we really should

get to know each other first, you know what am I saying. As friends, maybe even as ??? Hey don't

do that. That's my tail. That's ma personal tail. And you're going to tear it off.... Oh, no. No! -It

talks?! -Yeah. It's getting to shut up, that's a trick. Ok, you two. Head for the exit. I'll take care of the

dragon. Ruuuuun! You did it. You rescued me. Amizing, you're wonderful. You're a ... ...a little

unorthodox I admit, but by deed is great and by heart is pure. I'm entirely in your debt. And where

would a brave knight be without his noble steed. I hope you heard that. She called me a noble

steed. She thinks I'm a steed. The battle is won. You may remove your helmet good sir knight. -Aah,

no. -Why not? I have helmet hair. Please. I wouldst look upon the face of my rescuer. Oh, no, you

wouldn't, dust. But, how will you kiss me? What? That wasn't in a job description. -Maybe it's a

perk? -No. It's destiny. You must know how it goes. A princess locked in a tower and besieged by a

dragon is rescued by a brave knight. And then they share true love's first kiss. With Shrek? You

think, wait... ...you think Shrek is your true love? Well, yes. You think that Shrek is your true love.

What is so funny? Let's just say, I'm not your type, ok? Of course you are. You're my rescuer. Now,

now remove your helmet. Look. I really don't think this is a good idea. -Just take off the helmet. -I'm

not going to. -Take it off! -No! -Now! -Ok, easy. As you command your highness. You're an Ogre.

Oh, you were expecting Prince Charming. Well, yes, actually. Oh no. This is all wrong. You're not

supposed to be an Ogre. Princess, I was sent to rescue you by lord Farquaad, ok? He's the one,

who wants to marry you. Well, then why didn't he come to rescue me? Good question. You should

ask him that, when we get there. But I have to be rescued by my true love. Not by some Ogre and

his pet. Well so much for noble steed. Look princess. You're not making my job any easier. Well I'm

sorry, but your job is not my problem. You can tell lord Farquaad that if he wants to rescue me

properly, I'll be waiting for him right here. Hey, I'm no ones messenger boy, all right? -I'm a delivery

boy. -You wouldn't dare. -You coming donkey? -Put me down! Yeah, I'm right behind you. Put me

down or you will suffer the consequences. This is not dignified. Put me down. Ok, here's another

question. Let's say that a woman 'digged' you, but you don't really like her, that way. Now, how you

let her down real easy, so her feelings aren't hurt? But you don't get burned to a crisp neither. How

do you do this? Just tell her, she's not your true love. Everyone knows it what happens when you

find... Hey! The sooner we get to Duloc, the better. Oh, yeah. You gonna love it there princess. It's

beautiful. And what of my groom to be, lord Farquaad. What's he like? Well, let me put it this way,

princess. Men of Farquaad's stature are in short supply. Oh no, Shrek. There are those who think

little of him. Stop it. Stop it, both of you. You know, you're just jealous that you can never measure

up to a great ruler like lord Farquaad. Yeah. Well maybe you're right princess. But I'd like you do

that measuring when you see him tomorrow Tomorrow? It will take that long? -Shouldn't we stop to

make camp? -No. That would take longer. We can keep going. But there are robbers in the woods.

Whoa, time out Shrek. Camp is definitely something that sounds good. Hey. Come on. I'm scarier

than anything we're gonna see in this forest. I need to find somewhere to camp, now! Hey, over

here. Shrek, we can do better than that. Now, I don't think this is decent for princess. No, no, it's

perfect. It just needs a few homey touches. Homey touches? Like what? A door. Well, gentleman I'll

be d..., good night. Do you want me to come in and read you a bedtime story, 'cause I will... I said

good night! Shrek! What are you doing? I just..., you know... Oh, come on, I was just kidding. And

that one, that's Throwback. The only Ogre to ever spit over three wheat fields. Right. Yeah. Hey, can

you tell my future form these stars? Well, the stars don't tell the future, Donkey. They tell stories.

Look. There's Blodna, the "Flatulent" You can guess what he is famous for. All right. Now I know

you're making this up. No. Look. There he is and there's the group of hunters running away from his

stag. Man, there ain't nothing, but a bunch of little dots. You know donkey, sometimes things are

more than they appear. Forget it. Hey Shrek. What are you gonna do when we get our swamp back,

anyway? -Our swamp? -You know. When we're through rescuing the princess and all that stuff.

We? Donkey, there is no we. There's no our. There's just me and my swamp. And the first thing I'm

gonna do, is build a ten foot wall around my land. You cut me deep Shrek, you cut me real deep just

now. You know, what I think? I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody out. No,

do you think? -Are you hiding something? -Never mind Donkey. Oh, this is another one of those

onion things, isn't it? No. This is one of those drop it and leave it alone things. -Why don't you want

to talk about it? -Why do you want to talk about it? -Oh, Why you block? -I'm not blocking. -Oh yes

you are. -Donkey, I'm warning you. -Who are you trying to keep out? Just tell me that Shrek. Who?

Everyone, ok? -Oh, now we're getting somewhere. -Oh, for 'the love of pit'. Hey, what's your

problem Shrek? What do you got against the whole world anyway? Look. I'm not the one with the

problem, ok? It's the world that seems to have a problem with me. People take one look at me and

go: AAA... Help! Run! A big stupid ugly Ogre. They judge me, before they even know me. That's why

I'm better off alone. You know what? When we met, I didn't think you're just a big stupid, ugly Ogre.

Yeah, I know. So, a... Are there any donkeys up there? Well, there's a Cabby. The small and

annoying. Ok, ok. I see him, now. Big shining one, right there. That one, over there? That's the

moon. Again. Show me again. Mirror, mirror, show her to me. Show me the princess. Perfect. Yeah.

You know I like like that. Oh come on baby... -Donkey. Wake up. -What? -Wake up. Morning. How

do you like your eggs? -Good morning princess. -What's all this about? You know, we kind of got of

to a bad start yesterday and I wanted to make it up to you. I mean, after all, you did rescue me.

Thanks. Well, eat up. We've got a big day ahead of us. -Shrek! -What? It's a compliment. Better out

than in I always say. But that's no way to behave in front of a princess. -Thanks. -She's as nasty as

you are. You know. You're not exactly what I've expected. Well, maybe you shouldn't judge people

before you get to know them. Princess! What are you doing? ???mon shery, for I am your saviour.

And I am rescuing you from this green...beast. Hey! That's my princess. Go find your own. Please,

monster. Can't you see I'm a little busy here? Look, pal. I don't know who you think you are. Oh, of

course. How rude that was. Please, let me introduce myself. Oh marry men! Man, that was

annoying. Oh, you little... Shall we? ???all the forin??? Whoa, hold on, now. Where did that come

from? -What? -That. Back there. That was amazing. Where did you learn that? Well, when one lives

alone one has to learn these things in case there's a... There is an arrow in your butt. What? Oh,

would you look at that. Oh, no... This is all my fault. I'm so sorry. -What's wrong? -Shrek's hurt.

-Shrek's hurt? Shrek's hurt! -Oh, no. Shrek's going to die. -Donkey, I'm ok. You can't do this to me

Shrek. I'm too young for you to die. Keep your legs elevated. Turn your head ???. -Does anyone

know how to handle... -Donkey! Calm down. If you want to help Shrek, run into woods and find me

a blue flower with red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Ok, I'm on it. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue

flower, red thorns. Don't die Shrek. And if you see a long tunnel, stay away from the light! -Donkey!

-Oh, yeah. Right. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. -What are the flowers for? -For

getting rid of the Donkey. Now, you hold still and I'll yank this thing out. -Hey! Easy with the yanking.

-I'm sorry, but it has to come out. No, no. It's tender. What you're doing here is the opposite...

-Don't move. -Ok, look. Time out. -Would you... Ok. What do you propose we do? Blue flower, red

thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. This would be so much easier if I wasn't

colorblind. Blue flower, red thorns. Blue flower, red thorns. Hold on, Shrek. I'm coming! Not good.

Ok, ok, I can lose it. It's just about it. Nothing happened. We were just a... Look if you want to be

alone, all you had to do is ask, ok? Oh, come on. That's the last thing on my mind. The princess

here was just... Au! Hey, what's that? Is that... There it is, princess. -Your future awaits you. -That's

Duloc? Yeah. I know. You'll shrink things lord Farquaad is compensating for something, which I

think needs, he has a I guess we better move on. Sure, but Shrek... -I'm worried about Donkey.

-What? I mean. Look at him. He doesn't look so good. -What are you talking about? I'm fine. -Well,

that's what they always say. And the next thing you know you're on your back. -Dead! -You know

she's right. You look awful. -Do you want to sit down? -You know, I'll make you up some tea. Well, I

won't say nothing, but I've got this twinge in my neck. And if I turn my neck like this, look. Au, see?

-He's hungry. I'll find us some dinner. -I'll get the firewood. Hey, where are you going? Oh man, I

can't feel my thumbs. I don't have any thumbs!!! I think I need a hug. This is good. This is really

good. -What is this? -Wheat rat. -Rotisserie style. -No kidding. -Oh, this is delicious. -Well, they also

great in stews. Now, I don't mean to brag, but I make a mean wheat rat stew. I guess I'll be dining a

little different late tomorrow night. Maybe you can come visit me in the swamp sometime. I'll cook

all kinds of stuff for you. Swamp toast, soup fish, eye tartar. You name it. I'd like that. -Ah... ,

princess? -Yes, Shrek? I'm a.... I was wondering. Are you... a... Are you gonna eat that? Man, isn't

this romantic. Just look at that sunset. Sunset?! Oh, no. It's late. It's very late. -What? -Wait a

minute. I see what's going on here. You're afraid of the dark. Aren't you? Yes, yes. That's it. That's,

I'm terrified. You know I'll better go inside. But don't feel bad, princess. I used to be afraid of the

dark too. Until... Hey, no, wait. I'm still afraid of the dark. -Good night. -Good night. Ahh. Now I

really see what's going on here. Oh, what are you talking about. Hey I don't wanna even hear. Look,

I'm an animal and I got instincts. And I know that you two are digging on each other. I can feel it.

Oh, you're crazy. I'm just bringing her back to Farquaad. Oh, come on, Shrek. Wake up and smell

the fairemones. Just go in there and tell her how you feel. There's nothing to tell. Besides, even if I

did tell her that... well you know. I'm not saying that I do, 'cause I don't. She's a princess and

I'm... ...an Ogre. Yeah, an Ogre. -Hey, where are you going? -To get more firewood. Princess.

Princess Fiona? Princess, where are you? Princess? It's very spooky in here and are we playing little

games. -No, no. -Help! Shrek! Shrek! -No. -Shrek! -It's ok. It's ok. -What did you do with the

princess? -Donkey, shhh. I'm the princess. -It's me, in this body. -Oh my god. You ate the princess.

-Can you hear me? -Donkey! Listen, keep breathing. I'll get you out of there! Shrek! Shrek! Shrek!

This is me. Princess? What happened to you? You're a... different. -I'm ugly, ok? -Yeah. Was it

something that you ate? 'Cause I told Shrek those rats were a bad idea. -You are what you eat, I

say. -No. I've been this way as long as I can remember. What do you mean? Look, I've never seen

you like this before. It only happens when the sun goes down. By night one way, by day another.

This shall be the norm until you find true love's first kiss. Then, take love's true form... -Oh, that's

beautiful. I didn't know you wrote poetry. -It's the spell. When I was a little girl, a witch cast a spell

on me. Every night I become this. This horrible ugly beast. I was placed in a tower to await the day

when my true love would rescue me. That's why I have to marry lord Farquaad tomorrow, before the

sun sets and he sees me, like this? All right, all right. Calm down. Look, it's not that bad. You're not

that ugly. Wait, wait, I'll not lie, you are ugly. But you only look like this at night. Shrek's ugly 24/7.

But Donkey, I'm a princess. And this is not how a princess is meant to look. Princess. How about if

you don't marry Farquaad? I have to. Only my true love's kiss can brake the spell. But you know,

you're kind of an Ogre. And Shrek... Well you've got a lot in common. Shrek? Princess, I... How is it

going first of all? Good? Good for me to. I'm ok. I saw this flower and thought of you because it's

pretty. And, well, I don't really like it, but I thought you may like it, because you're pretty. But I like

you anyway. A.... I'm in trouble. Ok, here we go. Who could ever love a piece so hideous and ugly?

Princess and ugly don't go together. That's why I can't stay here with Shrek, but only chance to live

happily ever after is to marry my true love. Don't you see, Donkey? That's just how it has to be. It's

the only way to break the spell. Well, at least you've got tell Shrek the truth. No, no. You can't

breathe the word. No one must ever know. What's the point of being unable to talk? You got to

keep secrets. Promise you won't tell. Promise! You know, before this is over, I'm going to need

whole lot of serious therapies. All right, all right. I won't tell him. But you should. Look at my eye

twitching. I tell him, I tell him not. I tell him. I tell him not. I tell him! Shrek! Shrek! There's something I

want ... Shrek. Are you all right? Perfect. Never been better. I... There's something I have to tell you.

You don't have to tell me anything, princess. I heard enough last night. -You've heard what I said?

-Every word. I thought you'd understand? Oh, I understand! Like you said, who could love a

hideous, ugly beast! -I thought that wouldn't matter to you. -Yeah, well, it does. Ah, right on time.

Princess. I brought you a little something. What I missed? What I missed? -Princess Fiona. -As

promised. Now hand it over. Very well, Ogre. The deed to your swamp. Cleared out as agreed. Take

it and go. Before I change my mind. Forgive me princess for startling you, but you startled me. For

I've never seen such a radiant beauty before. -I am lord Farquaad. -Lord Farquaad? Oh, no, no...

forgive me my lord for I was just saying short... farewell. Oh. That is so sweet. You don't have to

raise good manners on the Ogre. -It's not like it has feelings. -No. You're right. It doesn't. Princess

Fiona, beautiful fair flawless Fiona, I ask your hand in marriage. Will you be the perfect bride for the

perfect groom? Lord Farquaad, I accept. Nothing would make... Excellent! I'll start the plans for

tomorrow we wedd... No! I mean I... Why wait? Let's get married today. Before sunset. Oh, anxious

are we? You're right. The sooner, the better. There's so much to do. There is the camera, the cake,

the band, the guests... Captain! Round up some guests. Farewell Ogre. Shrek, what are you doing?

You let her get away. -Yeah, so what. -Shrek. There's something about her that you don't know. -I

talked to her last night. She's... -Yeah I know you talked to her last night. You're great pal, aren't

you? Now, if you two are such good friend, why didn't you follow her home? -Shrek. I want to go

with you. -I told you, didn't I? You're not coming home with me. I live alone. My swamp, me and

nobody else! Understand? Nobody! Especially useless, pathetic, annoying, talking donkeys! -But. I

thought... -Yeah. You know what? You thought wrong. Shrek. Donkey? What are you doing? I was

thinking of all the people, you would recognize a wall when you see one. Well, yeah. But the wall

supposed to go around my swamp. Not through it. It is around your half. See? That's your half and

this is my half. Oh, your half? Yes, my half. I helped rescue the princess. I did half the work. I get

half the booty. Now hand me that big old rock, the one that looks like your head -Back off! -No. You

back off! -This is my swamp. -Our swamp. -Let go, Donkey! -You let go! -Stubborn jackass. -Smelly

Ogre. Fine! Hey, hey, come back here. I'm not through with you, yet. -Well, I'm through with you!

-Well, you know. You were always me, me, me. Well, guess what? Now it's my turn! So you just

shut up and pay attention! You are mean to me, you insult me, you don't appreciate anything that I

do! You're always pushing me around or pushing me away. Oh, yeah? Well, if I treated you so bad,

how come you came back? Because that's what friend do. They forgive each other! Oh, yeah.

You're right Donkey. I forgive you for stabbing me in the back! You're so wrapped up in layers,

onion boy. You're afraid of your own feelings. -Go away. -See? There you are, doing it again. Just

like you did it to Fiona. And all she ever do, was like you. Maybe even love you. Love me? She said I

was ugly! A hideous creature. -I heard that you two were talking. -She wasn't talking about you. She

was talking about... ...somebody else. She wasn't talking about me? Well then, who was she talking

about? No way, I'm not saying anything. You won't listen to me, right? Right? -Donkey. -No! Ok,

look. I'm sorry, all right? I'm sorry. I guess I am just a big stupid, ugly Ogre. Can you forgive me?

-Hey, that's the friends are for, right? -Right. -Friends? -Friends. So? What did Fiona said about

me? Why are you asking me for? Why don't you just go ask her. The wedding! We'll never make it in

time! Never fear! For where there is a will, there is a way. And I have I way. Donkey? -I guess this is

just my act of magnetism. -Oh, come here, you. All right. All right. Don't get all started. No one likes

kissass. All right, hop on. Hold on tight. I hadn't have a chance to install seat belts, yet. People of

Duloc. We gather here today to bear witness to reunion of our new king... Excuse me. Could you

just skip ahead to "I do's"? Go on. Go ahead and have some fun, if we need you, I'll whistle. How

about that? Shrek, wait, wait a minute. You want to do this right, don't you? -What are you talking

about? -It's the line, it's the line you got to wait for. The priest is going to say: "Speak now or forever

hold your peace". And that's where you say: "I object". -I don't have time for this. -Wait, wait. What

are you doing? Listen to me! Look, you love this woman, don't you? -Yes. -You want to hold her!

-Yes. -Please her! -Yes! Then you got to, got to try a little tender love. -The chicks love that romantic

crap. -All right. Cut it out. When does this guy say the line? We got to check it out. And as so by the

power of these two... What do you see? -I now pronounce you... -There they go! -...he all ready said

it. -Oh, for 'the love of pit'. I object! Shrek? Oh, now what does he want? Hi, everyone. Having a

good time, aren't you? I love Duloc, first of all. Very clean. -What are you doing here? -Really, it's

rude enough being alive, when no one wants you. But showing up uninvited to a wedding... -Fiona! I

need to talk to you. -Oh, now you wanna talk? Well it's a little late for that. So if you'll excuse me.

-But you can't marry him! -And why not? Because, because he's just marrying you so he can be

king. -Outrageous! Fiona, don't listen to him. -He's not your true love. -What do you know about

true love? -Well, I ...I'm in... Oh, this is precious. The Ogre has fallen in love with the princess.

Laugh. Shrek. Is this true? Who cares. It's preposterious. Fiona, my love, we gonna kiss away for

our happily ever after. Now kiss me! By night one way, by day another. I wanted to show you before.

Well. That explains a lot. Oh. It's disgusting. Guards, guards. I order you to get them out of my sight.

-Now! Get them! Get them, both! -No! This marriage is minding, and that makes me king. See? See?

-Shrek! -No. -Don't just stand there, you dogs. -Get out of my way. No! Shrek! -And as for you my

wife. -Fiona! I'll have you locked back in that tower for the rest of your days! I will have order. I will

have potential. I will have... All right, nobody move! I got a dragon here and I'm not afraid to use it.

I'm a donkey on the edge! Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they? Go ahead Shrek. -Fiona?

-Yes, Shrek? I love you. Really? Really, really. I love you too. A time for true love's first kiss... Fiona?

Fiona? Are you all right? Yes. But I don't understand. I'm supposed to be beautiful. But you are

beautiful. I was hoping this would be a happy ending. God bless us, everyone

This is a lovely letter you wrote!

What a beautiful story!!!

#stardummyposting

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nwjws · 2 years ago

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the solution to our problems - three.

; synopsis - 6 months after your break up, you’re sick and tired of your ex who's always following you around or sending you a text from some new number. luckily for you, the leader of the school’s dance club and campus heartthrob, yang jungwon, seems to have a solution that’ll solve both your problems - to fake date each other.

three. need rescuing? (1.4k words)

two. ; masterlist ; four.

you and the girls walk and chat as the local 7/11 comes into view.

although you and hanni don't want to buy anything, you two accompany minji into the little store to escape the november cold.

"oh, i've never seen this pocky flavour before. is it new?" hanni asks as she turns to you and minji, holding up a box of pocky sticks to show.

"me neither, maybe?" you wonder.

"youngseo?"

you and hanni's attention are grabbed when minji calls out the younger girl, who's passing by the aisle with a shopping basket of items in her hands. youngseo stops in her tracks and looks at you guys with wide, surprised eyes.

"oh, hi guys!"

"what are you doing here? shouldn't you be at school?" hanni asks as youngseo makes her way towards you and your friends.

"yeah. we're on our lunch break right now, and jungwon asked me to get him some food. that idiot forgot to bring some lunch before he left home," she rolled her eyes at the thought of her cousin. "so now i'm here buying snacks for him during my precious break."

"why didn't he just come get it himself? the store is closer to decelis than belift high's campus," minji asks as you and hanni laugh at youngseo's words.

"that's what i said! but he was like 'noo i'm in a club meeting right now and can't go'. i swear he's just lazy," she says, mocking jungwon in a lower voice while holding her fingers up in a quotation gesture.

"well, we're on the way to the library there, so just come with us," hanni offered.

"okay, nini!"

minji and youngseo pay together before the four of you leave the store.

you three walk youngseo up to the dance club's studio, when you notice something - or more like someone in the corner of your eye.

you whip your head in the direction, and see your ex, minho's head quickly dip behind a corner.

"y/n? what's wrong?" hanni asks when she noticed you turn to look in a different direction. you turn back to the girls looking at you with concerned looks on their faces.

"it's ogre. he's here again," you explain in a hushed voice, referring to the boy using your code name.

"no way," youngseo says in surprise, trying to catch a glimpse. "you guys should come in for a bit then. at least until he leaves."

you guys nod at her thankfully and follow her into the room, while you give your friends a confused look at how she knows. minji quietly explains how they told their younger friend.

music blasts as footsteps hit the floor in sync with the beat. you close the door behind you, but not before poking your head out and trying to find the 'ogre', spotting him poke his head out to get a glimpse at you before hiding again when seeing he was caught.

you follow the other three as they walk up to jungwon at the front, who’s watching the dancers’ forms.

"here, dumbass. i got you some instant noodles and bungeoppang,” youngseo says as she hands him the bag.

“thanks,” he says taking them out and then nodding at you three in acknowledgment, albeit with a little confusion on his face.

“you better be - i could be eating and relaxing since it’s my break, but here i am, taking care of you like a mother,” the girl huffed. “anyways, i brought them in because y/n’s ex is being a creep and following them.”

“you just let them in as if you have the authority to do so,” jungwon rolls his eyes as he bites on the food. “but i’ll let it slide since they seem to be in a little bit of trouble.”

jungwon turns to the rest of the dancers in the room and calls for a quick break.

riki runs up to you guys as he drinks water, wiping sweat from his forehead.

“what are you doing here?” youngseo asks her fellow schoolmate.

“‘just had a free, so i thought i’d come by,” riki pants. “but after this break i have another class.”

“riki, walk with youngseo back to school when you guys go. just to make sure she stays safe.” riki nods, jokingly saluting jungwon.

“ew, i don’t need to be protected by some stinky boy,” youngseo scrunches her nose at him. “besides, i’d be the one protecting him instead.”

you giggle as you watch the two high schoolers start bickering. jungwon turns his attention back to you guys.

“y/n, are you okay?”

to be honest, you don’t talk to jungwon that often. in fact, you never really see him - only in passing as you walk across the campus of your university.

all you know about him is that he’s quite popular and well liked, (which doesn’t surprise you, considering his good looks). as well as other bits and pieces your friends have told you about him - which is also very little, because none of them are really close to him either. they just have mutual friends or connections to the boy.

“yeah. if it’s okay though, we’ll camp in here for a bit until minho leaves us alone. if it isn’t, we can just run to the library,” you tell him.

"honestly, you'd think a guy would finally have moved on from his ex when he has a new girlfriend..." minji sighed, shaking her head.

jungwon kisses his teeth as he thinks.

“mmm, sorry i don’t think you guys can stay here while we’re in session, but i’ll walk you three to the library. is that okay?”

you hum an agreement, and thank him as you guys walk out and begin your way to the library.

arriving at the library, you immediately start looking for the textbook you need to borrow. jungwon sticks to you and your friends when you say you won’t be long anyway.

he’s conversing easily with minji and hanni when a girl comes up to him, tapping his shoulder shyly. you can easily tell her demeanour is as fake as those toy phones you played with as a child.

“hi… jungwon, can i talk to you privately?” the girl asks softly, unable to look him in the eye.

“umm…” jungwon looks at you guys with an expression that screams ‘help me’ as the girl is already grabbing onto his wrist to drag him away.

quickly jumping to the rescue, you speak up.

“sorry, we actually need jungwon’s help with some school work right now. i’m sure you can talk to him later? when he’s not busy?” you tell her politely.

the girl glares at you before letting go of the poor boy’s wrist and scoffing.

“fine, but i’ll talk to you later, ‘kay wonie?” you want to laugh at the way her act switches up when she talks to jungwon.

“umm, okay?” he says unsurely, as if asking a question.

a sigh of relief escapes him when he looks back at you and your friends, who’re all holding back snickers behind your hands.

“one of your fangirls?” minji teases. jungwon rubs his nape awkwardly.

“well, i don’t really want to call them that…”

“does that happen often?” you ask him, suddenly spotting the item you’d been looking for.

“way too often,” he confirms as you four make your way to the desk so you can take out the textbook.

“that sucks, maybe you need saving more than i do,” you laugh at him as you all make your way back to the studio.

at the doors of the dance studio, you all thank jungwon for coming with you guys. you’d even forgotten about minho, the whole reason the boy joined you guys anyway.

“well, if you ever need somewhere to hide, you’re welcome to run here - if there’s no meeting. i’m here most of the time anyway,” jungwon tells you as you all stand outside the room.

“thank you. if you ever need saving from another girl, just let me know i guess,” you reply. the four of you laugh lightheartedly, before bidding jungwon goodbye and leaving.

when jungwon is out of earshot, hanni turns to look at you knowingly.

“y/n, what was that??”

“what was what?”

“you were low-key flirting with jungwon back there,” minji agrees.

“what? no i wasn’t! that wasn’t flirting!” you defend yourself, confused.

“oookayy,” hanni just agrees with a teasing look.

you roll your eyes at your friends.

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pinkrangermemes · 6 months ago

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RED SHOES & THE SEVEN DWARFS

please watch this movie, it's delightful. feel free to change pronouns and such when needed

"A magical land of princes and princesses, witches and monsters."

"Accidents and strange events happen all the time."

"We thought she was a witch. Sooo... we attacked her, but we were wrong."

"Everything changed the day we slayed a dragon and saved a princess."

"She wasn't a witch. She was a princess. The fairy princess!"

"How were we supposed to know!"

"So, anyway, she wanted to teach us a lesson, so she placed a curse on us, and this was a nasty one."

"And the only way to break the curse is to get a kiss from the most beautiful woman in the world."

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME? With THIS face!"

"Not again! How long must I wait!"

"Oh, pull yourself together."

"Huh. That wasn't there before."

"What is she up to now?"

"I can't believe my beloved daughter, ____, has turned 18."

"They said she was a witch, but she was too beautiful to be a witch."

"People around the castle have been disappearing, one by one."

"I should send _____ away to a safer place."

"Apples. The most suspicious of fruits."

"But they don't look dangerous."

"Green is like an ogre."

"Quit your complaining, _____!"

"I'm figuring out how to take this curse and kick it where the sun don't shine!"

"What was that, some kind of bird?"

"Magic mirror, full of wisdom, who's the fairest in the kingdom?"

"Inside note, wisdom and kingdom don't really rhyme."

"Cut the sass, and tell me her name!"

"Magic is just my first name. It's short for Magichard, like Richard."

"What can you do then?"

"Perhaps you should recruit another. Someone who stands to gain from your success."

"Let's not jump to conclusions."

"Yes, it could be a witch, but... Yeah, it's a witch."

"Wands where I can see'em, witch!"

"Fraulein! I baked you some revenge!"

"I have six roommates, but my name is on the lease."

"Wow. I look so... different."

"Oh, my gosh! What happened to me?"

"Is that... really what I look like? In the mirror, you see the same thing?"

"Obviously. I mean, I am a princess."

"Nah, that _____ isn't your type. You seem more like a _____ fan to me."

"Honestly, none of them are really my type."

"How can I assist you, my fair lady?"

"I need to find my father, and I know _____ can help."

"Leave it me. I'll find your father within the month."

"I already found your father like two weeks ago!"

"I just need a few days to get him across state lines."

"No one's offered to help me in such a long time..."

"I think I hit her too hard..."

"Who is coming to my birthday party?"

"If she's not gonna sleep, she can come to a party!"

"I DEMAND glorious guests!"

"I couldn't be anymore unpopular!"

"Finally! Someone talking sense!"

"Fear not, loyal hag!"

"I, Prince _____, shall find this fugitive and make her pay for her crimes--by making her attend my birthday party!"

"No! Whatever it is, I haven't seen it! Now, please, go away!"

"Hate to zap you, _____, but I need to impress a beautiful woman."

"_____, stop putting yourself in danger!"

"I see that light at the end of the funnel. Time for me to kick butt in heaven. I had a good run. Hashtag blessed."

"Seriously _____, you need to find a better way to hit on girls."

"Stand back. I may have to risk my life again."

"Where have you been? Something awful could've happened to _____ if I hadn't shown up!"

"You shouldn't go into the forest by yourself. It's a nightmarish landscape fit for only the finest warriors, like myself... and squirrels."

"Oh, I am so sorry. That was... much slappier than I intended it to be."

"To break this curse, we've got to work as a tightly knit team. Which means you do everything I say."

"You took your shot, you got slapped."

"A half baked plan is better than none!"

"It says: do not attempt to remove by force."

"I like a girl who can keep things classified."

"Who said you could leave your post?"

"I'm just walking the bunny."

"There's no need to push me into a corner. This is super scary."

"Are you a criminal!?"

"Just let me know what you want. Anytime. For the rest of your life."

"I don't want your jewels, only your good intentions."

"Ugh, it's that loser, Prince _____."

"Don't troll me, troll."

"Can we get this over with? They're just dwarves!"

"Gentleman, he surrenders."

"I! Shall! Return! On Tuesday. No, wait, let me check my clandarrrr.... Thursday."

"You always talk about what someone looks like."

"I think I can see the real you, and I like you. Just as you are."

"You're a gift. A gift that will transform me into someone amazing, just like you're amazing."

"Nope! Stand back! I got this! One... Two... Okay, yeah, I need help."

"This kingdom has a serious monster problem!"

"What do they want besides smashing us!"

"Take a look, _____! I have triumphantly saved the day!"

"You're going after _____ yourself?"

"By the time I figured out _____ was a witch, _____ had already disappeared."

"If I had given up their magic, you wouldn't have helped me find my father, would you?"

"I'm talking about the kind of spell you never want to break."

"I just wonder what I would have done if I'd seen the real _____."

"Seriously? It's still all about appearances for you?"

"Those are bears."

"If you think you've humiliated, embarrassed, and otherwise frustrated me... you're right."

"Sweet lord, please end this."

"You've torn apart my family, and you will not get away with it, _____!"

"What's going to happen to her?"

"It's a good day to break a curse."

"You're the most beautiful woman in the world, whether my eyes are open or closed."

#roleplay prompts #rp prompts #sentence starters #rp sentence starters #rp starters #roleplay starters #roleplay memes #rp memes

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loregoddess · 3 months ago

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oh so Chapter 4 is called "Let Us Cling Together" the name of the game that Tactics Ogre Reborn is a remaster of, okay *laughs nervously* this is probably fine

(story spoilers under the cut as usual)

did NOT get the hydra like I'd hoped, but considering I had to restart the map twice and spent two and a half hours trying out different attack strategies before I was able to defeat Oz and Ozma, I think I'll just accept that I couldn't get the hydra, bc that was a hard map for me

anyhow, Vyce was doomed a lot sooner than I was expecting, he's actually dead, and like, yeah of course he is, that's how all his characterization was written, I knew this, but still, what a death scene. To think the last name Vyce calls out is Denam's....the guy Vyce supposedly hated more than anything. damn....(again, not entirely sure why I got attached to this asshole, I just did, and so his death hurt a bit more).

Catiua on the other hand is still baffling like, "Denam left me so now I'm leaving him" GIRL YOU LEFT HIM, I get that bc Denam decided to devote himself to the war more entirely, Catiua feels like he betrayed her and left her for the war, but like? Catiua could have followed him if she wanted (listen I know one of her core personality traits is wanting to control the people/events around her, so the writing tracks, but STILL your logic woman), and I dunno, shacking up with dark knight Lanselot specifically seems like a terrible idea. Catiua you are dooming yourself just as quickly and effectively as Vyce doomed himself. (love her lots still, but hot damn).

Really glad that holy knight Lanselot is alive though! He may not be for long, but there's at least a slim chance I can prevent him from being doomed by the narrative. Not much of a chance! But I will hope things pan out anyhow (I feel they won't).

(on a side note, why did the writers/localization team go for the specific spelling of "Lanselot" instead of "Lancelot"? why are all the names in this game Like This. I am Not Good with names and I don't want to use the wiki as a ref for spelling bc I finally know enough about the game that out-of-context spoilers may actually make sense)

well, I'll see what Ch4 has in store for me--more suffering probably

#oracle of lore

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majachee · 25 days ago