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scarabies-real · 1 year ago
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So on a call with friends in the brainrot server I was informed that Grian said on stream to Scar that “Batman is my Star Wars” and I just want y’all to know I immediately said, out loud, “yeah I could scarianify that” and now I’m writing a fucking scarian Batman au.
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scarabies-real · 2 years ago
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Ooh ooooooh op I am Thinking so hard about this. Just. So hard.
I’m thinking Grian and Scar were once childhood best friends. And the one day something happened and they fought, and suddenly they hated each other. They never spoke again, didn’t even miss each other but would always, always complain about the other. It was always “I once knew a boy named Scar and he was such a conniving little shit” and “This kid named Grian was so stuck up it was unbelievable” and it continues well into their adulthood. At this point neither of them remembers what made them hate the other, but it doesn’t matter because they hate each other with a passion. They haven’t talked to each other since they were kids but in a small town they always bump into each other and exchange snide remarks and glares.
And then one day they both move out of their hometown. Grian first—because he always had that wanderlust and could never stay in the same place, and being in that town was like a cage to him—and then Scar. Somehow, somehow, they move to the same place. And they spot each other in the grocery store and both groan and whine to their respective friends that’s they cannot escape the other. Grian accuses Scar of following him, Scar accuses him of the same, they are both thrown out of Walmart and banned. It’s like the universe is playing a cosmic joke on them. And then Grian goes to work the next day and Scar is his new coworker and that’s it, he quits, he’s done. With his job, with life, just fuck it all because someone up there must really have it out for him and really need to shove their head up there.
I’m imagining this as a college AU, but not a young party love drama AU but a we’re both 30 years old with crushing student loan debt and you’re trying to get your masters in architecture and I switched my major after dropping out to care for my family and I’m taking this drawing class and it turns out you’re the subject for this project and I’m about to fail this class because I keep drawing unflattering caricatures of you and neither of us are acting like adults about this whole thing. But one day you didn’t show up and then the next and the next and I got worried and I realized maybe you weren’t such a burden on me after all and I found out you couldn’t both pay your medical bills and your tuition and you had to drop out, but my family is wealthy so I paid it off for you anonymously and now you’re back and I still say I hate you but I’m starting to question if it’s true. And I’m finding a love for architecture and maybe it’s a love for you too but we both hate each other and yet the universe keeps shoving us together and if you split us apart something goes wrong and it explodes and I say I hate you with each stroke of my pencil and you say I hate you when you bring me coffee at night because we were neighbors, too, and I hate you but I can’t bear to be apart and you hate me but you remember my favorite color and you ask about my sister and I hate you but I bought toys for your cat and leave you soup when you can’t cook and we hate each other in all the ways we love each other.
yeah grian loving scar and thus sustaining a dramatic, cross-dimensional situationship is cool but what about grian absolutely HATING scar and despite it the universe keeps linking their asses in both romantic and comedic endeavors
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scarabies-real · 2 years ago
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Hello hello! I’m Niamh, a multifandom (but mostly hermitcraft) writer and your friendly neighborhood rabid animal! I’m an adult and I use she/they, nix/nixself, wy/wyr/wyrm/wyrmself, so/sol/sols/solself, and koi/ik/ki/ko/koiself pronouns. My ao3 is saturniidaemon and I publish under the pseud Niamh (saturniidaemon) because other system members write stuff. It will just be me on this account. I follow back from @spaceysoupy !
I have a deadly case of scarian and mumscarian and convexian brainrot, they are simply all my blorbos and in love with each other. I have multiple hermit/traffic ships but mostly mumscarian. Third life destroyed me. Watcher Grian content is my bread and butter. I am eating glass at every possible moment. I am a horror writer.
Here is a collection of my mumscarian works posted so far
And this is my pseud for any other works I post.
Please send me asks about my fics or what I’m working on or just hermitcraft in general and I’ll probably end up writing you stuff I’m so serious I’ve already written so much stuff for random people half of it I haven’t even posted yet bc I’m not happy with it I AM EATING GLASS
Tag guide
#weave a world: completed fics/drabbles posted to ao3 and/or tumblr
#yeah I could scarianify that: Scarian idea tag
#there is no sign of land: WIP list/discussion of my WIPS
#burdened with knowledge: ask tag. Who is burdened with knowledge, you ask? :)
#they’re in the walls th: anon ask tag
#I’m gonna fuckign get queue: queue tag
#Inkpen server/#tales from the discord server: screenshots and other ramblings about the Inkpen or Brainrot Hours server
#thwop boop: rambles tag
Main fandoms I’m in/writing for
House MD sigh
Hermitcraft
Life/Traffic SMP (third life, last life, double life, limited life)
Dimension 20 (neverafter, the unsleeping city, Fantasy high, misfits and magic, probably others later lmao)
Deus ex
Guardians of Ga’Hoole
Wolves of The Beyond
BNHA (to a lesser extent)
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scarabies-real · 2 years ago
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Crab anon I’m adding another WIP to my list because of you what the fuck /pos
OUGH ok I think I might sign off then cus I have been holding off on sending brainrot but now the chemicals have been triggering an I am mentally ill over them EHE
“Do you think they wear secret tokens of each other's affections. Do you think they hold them close at night and hope to every god they can think of that one day they'll be happy. Do you think they take one last deliberate breath as they hold it close and die.”
ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY ON EVERY ACCOUNT. Cub asking where Scar keeps disappearing off to and why he keeps showing up with bits of feather fluff in his hair, or why he suddenly has so much new jewelry bits like a new wooden bead necklace or an earring that isn’t his usual swirling gold. Or Pearl trying to figure out why Grian has a little leather cord with blue gems suddenly and why does he smell like magic? So Pearl tries to follow Grian but he’s just CONVENIENTLY TOO GOOD AT DISAPPEARING WITHOUT A TRACE. All the while Scar and Grian just have a terrible habit of disappearing to spend time together bc it hurts to be apart and their hearts can only ache for so long AUAUUGHHJJJJ- They just hold each other and run their hands through hair and feathers and trace freckles and scars and pray for a time when they can do that without being afraid :’) AHHAHAHA and then. Once they’ve been found out and fought to find each other one last time in secret (although they know it’s only a matter of time before the ones hunting them draw near and begin fighting again) they swear their deaths will be by their own hands, if only to have the last bitter laugh (oh god the poetry, its coming out of my BRAIN). They’re found embraced together, looking sweet and peaceful but gone nonetheless, and WOOOO their sides have the sense to at least realize how much they’ve fucked up because GOD DO I LOVE SUFFERINF AND ANGST WOOOOOOOOOOOO- (ok whoopsie didn’t mean to go so awful and angsty there I had to cut it up with a little bit of humor lulz) - um I suppose 🦀 anon??? IDK I LIKE CRABS they’re little snippy guys :3c ALSO SORRY IF THIS COMES OUT WEIRD TUMBLR IS BEIN FUNKY FOR ME ;-;
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OH THIS IS SO VERY HEARTBREAKING ANON.... man. Smth so personal about dying in your lover's embrace,,, also im obsessed with how this is a romeo and juliet au but theres magic in it that Pearl can sense, thats got such flavour /gen
I love this anon!!! Also pls ur talking to the angst machine that came up with hunger au, i eat this shit up for breakfast >:]
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