#yea well *runs away*
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Luther: We probably won't be together again until the next funeral.
Diego:
Diego: Why is everyone looking at me?
Viktor: You are one of the oldest
Allison: You do constantly get involved with mass shoot outs
Klaus: I'm honestly so high right now I don't even know where I'm looking
#my post#source: bojack horseman#the umbrella academy#umbrella acedmy#luther hargreeves#diego hargreeves#victor hargreeves#klaus hargreeves#i thought of this while watching the first episode n couldnt NOT make it a text post#'theyre all the same age in episode one tho'#yea well *runs away*#i thought the numbers were their age order at first okay#i may be stupid#umbrella academy textpost#umbrella academy incorrect quotes#textpost umbrella acaemy#the umbrella academy textposts#anyways sorry to my followers yall are gonna have to deal w me umbrella academy posting now
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arguably the most sane characters in my witch au for the forseeable future-and in tsams in general, tbh
#crappy doodles#witch au#they're part of the postal service that frank runs#i'd include him but i can't draw him yet soooo#yea!#they live on the edge of town#frank used to deliver stuff but then his parts went out of stock and he couldn't repair himself anymore :/#so he asked the local blacksmith (solar!) to help make him some apprentices!#they're all very happy and very well off#the creator doesn't know about them and frank is terrifying enough to keep him away so#yeah their lives are pretty good#they don't show up in the au but i thought i'd mention them#solar's pretty friendly with them seeing as he's technically their creator#they stop by when he's not working#they're trying to gain custody over him to get him out of those terrible working conditions#(frank's seen as a powerful magic user so no one asks about his custody over solar flare and jack)#(solar's owned by the blacksmith shop so he isn't so lucky)#anyways#tsams solar flare#tsams jack-o-moon#ahem
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yall thought yall were safe from my 1998 temptations movie posting, but, rest unassured, you are not . melvin is old man running toward you with his chronic rheumatoid arthritis at excruciatingly slow speeds as we speak .


he's so :3
#THE EEPIEST!!!#pauls awkward ass finger guns after eddie's rude ass joke 😭#just trying to smooth things over#just a charming prince and his mean ass passenger princess#theyre all so desperate for a group like yall rlly had nothing better to do back then??#melvin mr libra blue twirling himself into a mess with his for the better good little lies#everybody mad af and hes just :3#'the gangs all here 😸 !!!!' meanwhile the gang is playing hunger games the rated r version#al confused and irritated but still giving blue a high five 😭#otis's anger at guys like al quitting bcs theres no money when they show him living in a giant ass house is insane#like al is driving a milk truck#blue constantly shooting nervous little looks at otis to make sure hes doing ok while still keeping a big goofy smile for the others#i love melvin hes like if a little alien wanted to sing r&b#'these cats called me up.. BEGGIN to join OUR group 😎 .'#' yea 😸 ! ...well... - practically 😅😊'#'i thought you said they wanted to join OUR group 😡..'#melvin: ..😦😯😧 !#*cutely changes the subject*#him snapping from giggly to defensive with the '..well ONCE upon a time 😾!!😿'#paul and eddie running away together using eddie's stolen tax break money from his brother so they can terrorize fellow singers#i love love 🩵#pls watch the temptations 1998 pls bro pls it“#s the only right way to celebrate pride
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hm hm hm !!
#just me hi#it's always the little things ghfhshvh#i wanna a thing and#/hang on lemme put on some tunes lol#thank goodness for osts.. anyway hfhs#//there is consistently some tiny thing that i get caught up in that makes stops me from doing something altogether#like for example when i want to work on one of my main projects i'll get pretty well into it and then suddenly drop it like it's on fire#halfway through gfsvh#because i couldn't get the line right or i forgot which font i used or the characters positions just bother me but i'm 8 panels into this#scene dang it ! !#or i get a fresher idea for the whole thing and don't get around to it for months because i need to recharge after u-turn like that. can yo#tell i'm going in circles hfhshv#i really do have around 15-20+ versions of the first chapter of pi.e.. it may almost be described as 'not a good thing' hghhfhsvh#Is it perfectionism? maybeeeeee loll - i've got a vision (and another and another and another) and very short patience#and also my ideas do Not have a good shelf life lmao ; they're like badly sealed pickled fruits <3#that's part of the reason i make stuff so fast tho. because the Ideas Are Running Away From Me ljfvsfhj#i have hardly any stand-alone pieces that are unfinished. but the Moment i tryta work on a longform thing it just does not work..#and i Could try to do everything in very small pieces but when i try to go small on purpose i usually end up doing my usual 7-9 step 1-4#hour process anyway and i not even catch it until it's too late fgshfbvh#yea though. i'm back at it again lmfshv :3👍#this may suck So hard but i'm gonna get it one of these days ! ! roman 3 roman 3#so let me try to stay on track again lol :> i will maybe return.. mayhaps hfhsv#//i've still got some stuff from during and before artfight (unrelated to it) that i still wanna post so maybe i'll do that later too lol :#toooooodles ~+~!~+~
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original notes for keefe’s letters (back when it was only keefe’s letters)—you get the rare, unfiltered, unedited Summer’s thoughts... this is my creative process (just writing vibes down)
Dear Biana: I didn’t forget you. I tell all the lies I know. I want to tell you the truth someday. You’re my sister.
Dear Della: I want to be able to navigate the world like you. You’re the perfect Vacker like I want to be. I miss you.
Dear Linh: You’re stronger than anyone knows. You’re your own person. I wish I were brave like you (then maybe I would send these. maybe I wouldn’t run at all)
Dear Dex: I know what it’s like to be forgotten. I still remember you. I never saw you then. Don’t blame yourself. I know I won’t send this. I’m used to being seen.
Dear Alden: You weren’t my father because you believed in me. You were my father because you disappointed me. Failing me is what fathers are supposed to do. I don’t want to be your son.
Cassius: I’ll lie and tell you I loved you all along. You love when I lie. I want you to believe me when I tell you I hate you. We match.
Dear Tam: I have a crush on you even though I love someone else. I hate you for being a confusion. Please don’t hate me for leaving. Don’t be broken (from guilt) when I don’t come back.
Dear Sophie: I’m not myself without you. I don’t love you like I want to. I lie to you all the time, including the fake letter I left. I won’t send this because I can’t.
Dear Fitz: I’m never sending this, so I can tell the truth. Here, let me help: I’m in love with you. We kissed when we were younger. I know you love me too, stupid. I hate you because you love me, because I love you.
+ bonus:
Dear Forkle: You lie all the time. I don’t want to be like you. How do you deal with half of your identity disappearing? For me, that’s my sense of being okay.
#yea i have a full letter written to forkle#also yeah! this changed somewhat particularly for fitz's letter#but the ideas are the same. this formed the core of alira(taor)#OH ALSO i foudn this written in my math notebook from november. just a fun fact#i had to fuckin. transcribe these from the page. my handwriting is doing well btw#summer's writing#alira(taor)#a lesson in running away (the art of returning)#keefe's letters
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right at the beginning of music school is actually a fantastic time to think "really when was the last time making music or working with music made me happy?"
#don't worry about me this is just my bi-weekly crisis regarding school and my future and my entire identity haha yea i'm fine i'm cool#i'm frustrated bc i haven't actually made progress with music in so long and i haven't made anything i'm proud of for even longer#i'm studying music technology but i don't know shit about it and really i'm not that passionate about it either#there are so many projects that i have in the works that i actually do have to finish bc they're for other people but i just#can't get myself to work on it#my entire life i've been so fucking bad with comparing myself to others#and going to music school i am now surrounded by talented people left and right and i feel so fucking inferior#and i'm one of those people who never studied in school and well that's not rly an issue bc at this school u don't study the traditional way#however what this also means about me is that nothing has ever been difficult for me before and#i simply don't know how to cope with not knowing how to do something#i mean this isn't the first time that i don't know how to do something but#this is the first time that i can't just run away from it and ignore it#and i feel like i'm never gonna be able to graduate from here#i've literally had just two days of school so far and i'm convinced i can't do it#to be fair i was already convinced i'm a failure and a fraud before i started so#also during the first introduction lecture to the school. burnout got mentioned. very. very. very many times.#i'll let you guys know when it gets to me haha#i'm feeling good i'm feeling so good i'm feeling fine [crying my eyes out]#eg posts
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decided to reread merel’s monologue in wings of love and i noticed the best unintentional parallel
#im not sure if its a item of foreshadowing bc even though it’s written after goud takes place before wings of love#its kinda an echo ngl#basically merel says in her massive monologue at the end of wol ‘#how she could run away from the netherlands but she will always be connected to it#and that even if she never spoke dutch again she would still in essence always be dutch born and raised#and in goud anne-fleur is basically like yea well ill run away from the netherlands and i’ll never speak dutch again#ill erase my old self completely#and i won’t feel bad about it#it should be known both mention america#so basically merel is saying ‘i can leave but i cant forget’ and anne fleur is like ‘i can leave and god can i forget’#its also interesting bc anne fleur secretly knows she can’t just forget the place she grew up in#but she still wants to do it#this was better in my head but god!! really highlights the difference between the two girls and is an unintentional echo#to something that wasn’t written yet#ill update on this. actually#but yeah the fact this line specifically mentions america is interesting#and i think because it does mention america it highlights exactly the difference between merel and anne fleur#how anne fleur sees the love for the netherlands as holding merel back#how because she knows it’s unrealistic mirrors the fact she never truly fully despises merel#how it could almost be read as americanisation#the line almost reads as a very sad jab at anne fleur#or the notion that anne fleur tried to take her to america and forget the netherlands but merels not that girl#thoughts thunk#i am actually a genius#however there are some inconsistencies from wol to goud ill change#dutch language found dead
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Something something Ann being assigned another weapon to aid her in looking for Espa and them being a little flinchy and jumpy, making her really annoyed, and for the first time in a while, catching herself missing her previous weapon. Espa was always so obedient and perfect and efficient and quiet and polite, unlike this mess of a kid who jumped over their words and stuttered all the time.
Bc like. Espa was doing an active effort to be good and nice and likeable. Whoever Ann's new assignment is, is dealing with the whole stress of being a subhuman asset supposed to be a killing machine in a way a little less flattering than she was. Ann is an asshole so she just sees Perfect Weapon x Poor Quality Weapon
#ann oc#oc rambles#yea...#hmmm#i think i need to make this new oc then#so espa runs away; management sends her a new weapon to deal with it + finish the previous mission;#things dont go very well so management sends a whole new duo to team up with her; those would be sabre and juste
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I miss my wife overhaul
#back then I had this fic planned out for him I designed a good ability for reader and all too#they were a shadyish doc as well LOL#sometimes I’m upset I never got to write it it’s been YEARS#spoiler alert by the breakdown/end of everything I think reader and chronostatis were gonna kinda. run away tgt…. I was unsure tho but there#was def gonna be a shit ton of moral dilemmas and whatnot on readers part. and yea their ability was also biology/cell growth related.#sorry for being a med nerd#danyl talks
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Disney princess Danny
It’s known that animals can sense death. Instances where pets gravitate to someone on their death bed and dogs barking at ghosts. Danny already knew this from before he half died, so he was expecting animals to rat him out with their sixth sense or become aggressive or cower from him. Instead, they all behaved the complete opposite than he anticipated.
Stray cats come running to rub against his legs, dogs nearly pull arms out of their owners sockets to get close to him, birds bring him trinkets, raccoons lead him to trash cans full of food, and even squirrels and rats get close to just sit on his shoulders. It’s… weird, but not unwelcome. He always loved animals.
Danny had come to semi-trust the animals that come to him. They know where the good food is and drinking water, they know when to steer away from a certain area right before something happens, and they always know when a person is bad or okay. So when an animal leads him somewhere, he follows. Sometimes they need help and he’s the one they go to. He’s helped plenty of raccoons out of garbage bins and cats out of gutters to have a good relationship with the animals of the streets.
What he isn’t expecting is to be led to Robin again and again.
The first time it was a cat. A mangy old Tom cat that rubbed against his torn up jeans and looked back with - Danny swears- a raised eyebrow. Danny follows and soon enough he finds himself standing a few paces away from Robin who is kneeling down to give clean water to the momma cat and her three kittens.
Robin freezes and so does Danny. They stare at each other.
“Um, hi?”
Robin straightens immediately, leaving the water on the ground where the cats can drink. Tom cat swaggers over to guard them.
“Civilian. Is there something I can assist you with?”
The dude is probably a year or two younger than Danny himself and he has to suppress a smile at the formal tone.
“Oh, uh, no? The cat just led me here.”
He can see Robin glance at the Tom cat who was now licking himself.
“Is that so?”
“Yea. Sorry to interrupt. Animals just like me for some reason.”
The three kittens one by one all totter over to him on unsteady legs after they had their fill. The orange one starts trying to climb his pant leg with its short and sharp claws digging into the jean material.
“They really like me.”
He carefully sits down crossed legged so the others could also climb all over him. Robin watches for a moment silently and when he sees Danny react well to the little pricks from tiny claws, he seems it safe enough to return to patrol.
The second time it’s a couple of rats that lure him away to find Robin fighting off more thugs than he probably should by himself. So taking the rats’ movements as encouragement, he takes the closest thing, a piece of plywood, and hit the nearest guy over the head with it. The guy crumbles like a wet sock and Danny is moving on to the next thug.
They sweep the floor with these guys with only a few splinters and a twisted ankle.
“It was dangerous to intervene,” Robin tells him. “I had it handled.”
“Yea, I know.”
The vigilante didn’t seem to be expecting that response from his stunned silence. He straightens as much as he can with bruised ribs.
“Well, I’m glad you know your mistake. Don’t let it happen again.”
Danny neither agrees nor disagrees, just shrugs and allow the rats to climb up his leg to his shoulder. Robin looks at them curiously. Danny gives a salute before leaving. Robin gives him a nod.
The third time it happened the roles are reversed.
Some people from the local gang are bullying the lonely, homeless teen to run drugs for them. They don’t seem to understand the word ‘no’. It gets to the point where Danny finds himself with his back against the wall and all his exits blocked with a guy shoving him again and again.
“Stop it!”
“I’ll stop if you agree.”
“I’m not doing it!”
Frank the raccoon and his buddy Bobby launch themselves at the guy’s ankles. The guy shrieks and pulls a gun.
“No!”
Before Danny can dive for it, a projectile comes out of nowhere to knock it out of his hands. He can’t even process what happened before the three are running away, two raccoons chattering at their heels before coming back to crowd him in worry.
Danny looks up to see Robin with a sword out threateningly, staring at where the three fled. He sheaths the sword after a few seconds.
“Are you okay?”
Danny realizes he’s breathing a little heavy and slows down a bit as he leans over to pet the top of the two heads.
“I’m- yea, I’m okay. Thanks for the save. Those guys were jerks.”
“I’m inclined to agree.”
Robin is staring at the raccoons and it takes Danny a long moment to piece things together.
“Did- did they lead you to me?”
Robin doesn’t answer right away.
“You have loyal friends.”
Danny smiles at the weird compliment. Looking down at the two heroes of the evening Danny is also inclined to agree.
The fourth time is funny in a way Danny doesn’t know how to describe.
It was the pigeons. They were at fault of course for how Robin’s secret identity was outed. By pigeons.
The grey birds swarmed Danny and settled in a cloud of feathers. One holding something in its beak before plopping it down in his lap like a golden retriever. It flaps off as Danny picks up the obvious wallet clip holding quite a bit of cash and a student ID. The card says Damian Wayne from Gotham Academy. Just then Robin comes skidding around the corner, clearly out of breath and freezes.
Danny looks down at the clip in his hand and back up at the vigilante. He looks at the crazy amount of birds around him and again at the vigilante.
Said vigilante straightens and approaches like he called Danny there.
“If I could have that so I could return it to its proper owner.”
He holds out a hand with false arrogance, but Danny can see the nervousness in his stance. Danny looks down one last time before putting the clip in the outstretched hand without a word.
Robin nods once, pockets the ID and money, and immediately leaves.
The fifth time just cements what Danny had already figured out.
He was at the park. Not Ivy’s park of course, the one where people actually like to go. He was helping the squirrels find and hide acorns when he’s nearly knocked over by a massive black dog.
“Titus!”
The end of the Great Dane’s leash is a familiar face. Damian Wayne’s eyes widen in recognition as he finally sees who Titus was so excited to get to.
“Uh-“
Danny has to close his mouth quickly or else the massive tongue on his face would have turned into a French kiss.
“Titus! Heel!”
Danny laughs at the embarrassed blush on the other’s face, obviously not used to his companion going off the rails like this.
“It’s alright. We both know how animals like me.”
Damian narrows his eyes to analyze the teen. Danny wasn’t about to pretend and Damian looked like he was debating whether to follow his lead or not. There was literally no one within hearing distance.
“Have you told anyone?”
Danny thought about redirecting, but thought better of it. He actually liked Robin and what he did.
“Nope. I haven’t and I won’t. I swear.”
Damian tilts his head and then looks down at Titus. He seems to come to a decision before looking back at Danny.
“You’re homeless, are you not?”
Didn’t think they were being that direct but sure.
“Yea?”
“I will pay you in food and shelter to take care of my animals.”
Danny blinks. Then actually considers the offer.
“What kind of animals? How many we talking?”
Damian grins.
The family finds out pretty quickly when a teen they’ve never seen before walks into the Batcave with two pails of food for the bats, Titus at his heels and Alfred the cat perched contently on his shoulders.
Duke stares and Bruce short circuits.
“Um, who are you?”
“Hi! I’m Danny. Damian employed me to take care of the animals.”
“O…kay?”
“And where is Damian?” Bruce sounds like it physically hurts to ask and Danny does not envy Damian’s position right now.
“Upstairs. I think he said he was going to his art studio.”
Bruce marches past the boy to the stairs before stopping abruptly and turning to Danny and Duke.
“Don’t touch anything. Watch him.”
Duke and Danny blink at each other for a moment as Bruce disappears up the stairs.
“I’m Duke by the way.”
Danny grins.
#dp x dc#dc x dp#danny fenton#dp x dc crossover#damian wayne#batman#dc robin#disney princess#animals love Danny#homeless
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It's Comforting
How I imagine the LADS Men react to seeing you hold your boobs out of habit. A/N: Anybody else hold their own tit for comfort or are me and Anon built different? [Requested By: Anon]
Zayne
Zayne: Are you hurt?
MC: Huh?
Zayne gestures towards your chest and you look down realizing you are holding you boob
MC: It’s just nice to hold them it’s sort of comforting
Zayne: Interesting.
MC: Would you like to hold them?
Zayne: Would they comfort me as well?
MC: Only one way to find out
Zayne: *puts his head on your chest* I will never tire of this
MC: I said hold them not put your face in them
Zayne just lays there with his eyes closed
MC: Are they comforting you?
Zayne: *nods*
Rafayel
MC, mumbling: Where did I put it?
Rafayel walks in to find you holding your boobs as you’re standing there with a scowl on your face trying to retrace your steps
Rafayel: *Puts his hands on his chest* what are we looking for?
MC: My sunglasses … why are you doing that?
Rafayel: because you're doing it
MC: *you drop your hands*
Rafayel: want me to hold them for you while you search?
MC: you just want to hold my boobs
Rafayel: I’m trying to be helpful
MC: *eye roll* Go ahead
Rafayel: *cups your boobs from behind* nice …. they’re on top of your head by the way
MC: WHY DIDN’T YOU SAY SOMETHING SOONER
Rafayel: *Squeezes your boobs and nuzzles into your neck* Titties ☺️
Xavier
You and Xavier were relaxing on the couch when he looked over and saw you holding your boob. His brows furrowed with confusion
Xavier: is that your way of making sure they’re still there?
MC: Making sure what is still where?
Xavier points to your chest and you look down realizing you have your hand up your shirt cupping your boob
MC: I mean it’s not like they’re going to run away
Xavier: I’ve noticed you doing it often
MC: It’s just comforting ... why? do you want to hold them?
Xavier: I'd love to
MC: Go ahead help yourself
Xavier: *immediately pinches your nipples*
MC: RELAX!
Sylus
Sylus: You’re fondling yourself? I thought that was my job
MC: Im just holding them because it’s comforting
Sylus: Is that right?
MC: Yea you should try it sometime
Sylus: Only if they're yours
MC: Your tits look pretty heavy you should let me hold them for you
Sylus: I don’t have ‘tits’ they’re pecs
MC: So ... are you going to let me hold them or not?
Sylus: You referred to them as tits and I don’t have those so the answer is no
MC: I’ll let you bite mine
Sylus: I already do that sweetie
MC: You can leave teeth marks
Sylus: ……One minute
MC: Make it three
Sylus: Don’t push it
#love and deepspace#sylus love and deepspace#sylus#lnds sylus#love and deepspace sylus#lads#lads rafayel#lads xavier#lads zayne#lads sylus#lnds rafayel#lnds zayne#lnds xavier#zayne love and deepspace#rafayel love and deepspace#xavier love and deepspace#lnds#nikaaaaimagine
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Hello! How about arcane charaters reaction to the reader wearing a pretty dress/outfit?
Please and Thank you
Arcane reacting to the reader in a pretty outfit

Jinx:

Whistles, like straight up
She'll stop whatever she's doing to give you all of her attention and I mean all of it
It's funny that you think that your walking away walking
If your a girl or a trans fem? She's got a strap in her workbench drawer ready for the occasion
You wanna top her? She's alright with that go straight ahead
Your male or trans masc? She will ride you until your shaking or give you head whatever you want
Your either passing out or crawling out of her workshop
"Oh! Hi bab- *whistles* well damn your a pretty thing!" Jinx giggled out excitedly,"cmere cmere! I wanna love on you!" Jinx insisted
"Ok ok ok what's up?" You said walking closer.
And then Jinx pulled you closer, whispering in your ear while letting out little laughs "yknow~ you look so pretty, but what if we just take it off?"
Your neck will be marked and hell she might even get you a collar with her name on it, just for a good precaution yknow?
Vi:

You're now not allowed to go anywhere without her
Your gonna go shopping and it's topside? She's got a hoodie on
You have to go to work? She's staying right where she can see you
Your working for silco? She knows how to follow and be undetected
She marks you, not even in a sexual way, she's just possessive
It's either your getting marked and she's going with you
Or your staying home and changing
"Little mouse? Oh, oh my..where do you think you're going?" Vi asked, leaning her side against the doorway
"Huh? Oh, I was gonna go shopping up topside and wanted to look nice. Why? Do I not look good?" You asked paranoid
"No, you just look a little too good, little mouse." Vi moved closer
Yea, on the other hand, if she decides you look too good, she'll just take it off herself
Silco:

He doesn't care
Like genuinely
He always has someone watching over you to make sure your safe
You insist you can take care of yourself? He'll agree with you(and send sevika after you)
He's borderline asexual and doesn't particularly feel the need to make sure your marked by him or anything
He knows he's feared in the underground, so there's nothing to worry about
You knocked on silco's door carefully hearing a muffled "come in" from behind it
Silco took a moment to glance up from his papers when he heard you walk through the door. "Ah good morning, my dear. I hope you slept well," silco said, setting his pen down
You nodded "yea I was gonna go out, so I was just letting you know "
Silco nodded. "ok dear, have a good time." Silco waited five minutes after you left to call sevika into his office. "Follow them," he ordered sevika
And this is the routine every time
Ekko:

You think your leaving your shared room like that? Hahaha no.
He will lock you in your bedroom till you change or will change you himself
After the day is done he'll insist you put it back on so he can admire you properly
Intimate moments were rather rare due to him running the firelights
So he definitely took advange of this
Those clothes aren't lasting through the night and neither is the grease paint on his face
"Morning firefl- no. Get back in that room now. " Ekko cut himself off, setting his coffee cup down on the counter and pushing you into the room gently
"Ekko nooo! Cmon, I look adorable!" You insisted
"Yea I know and I don't wanna have to deal with certain problems of my own and keep people from looking at you in the way only I'm allowed to, so change" Ekko finished before locking you in the bedroom and standing there until you were done
He loves you so much if you can't tell
#arcane league of legends#arcane#arcane jinx#arcane vi#arcane silco#arcane ekko#arcane x reader#arcane jinx x reader#arcane vi x reader#arcane silco x reader#arcane ekko x reader#jinx x reader#vi x reader#silco x reader#ekko x reader#arcane headcanon#jaded works🪶
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"I need to find my darling husband!" Said Danny, dressed to the nines in a very elaborate royal dress with a lot of jewelry running through the ballroom after having been on the opposite end of a very worrying phone call.
"Seriously, what do you even see in that mortal!?" Screamed an observant and Danny stopped and leveled them with a glare cold enough to freeze over an active volcano and sharp enough to cut through obsidian.
"He makes me laugh."
Unlike those dead suitors went unsaid, but everyone at the ball (read: search for a bride/groom for the royal ghostling) practically heard it anyways.
Meanwhile over in the land of the living
Okay so Jason may have messed up. Now you see, he hasn't seen his platonic husband for tax benefits in a while, and he's been very careful to not let his identity as the Red Hood slip up before . Not even once in their relationship.
(He's not counting the time his in-laws sniffed him out as a Crime Lord, because Danny never believed them.)
Now, it wasn't exactly his fault he slipped up. You try to fight off an entire group after being pulled up on out of nowhere on the phone while trying to hide said noises of fighting.
Who was he calling? Danny of course since he said he was away for business. What business? Never specified and Jason wasn't going to pry.
So now here he was, bound 'helplessly' as Jason Todd along with a few other random civilians. Which, like, rude.
Wasn't he already good enough for this ancient ritual or whatever?
You know, he really should have walked with that "Anti-kidnapping device" he got that one time. Which honestly he feels like he should be surprised that such a thing exists but considering it was from Bruce. Well.
He's not surprised.
Oh, there's the Justice League now. Shame, he wanted to knock out a few guys himself- Oh, now he's being used to summon a ghost from the Infinite Realms of Royal Lineage.
Yea he probably should have walked with that "Anti-kidnapping device."
Wait a goddamn-
Is that-
"My darling husband!" Danny shouted, scooping him off the circle and away from the head cultist and swinging him around. "You had me worried sick!"
Now, he should ask the question anyone would in this situation when finding out your best friend and platonic husband for tax benefits was apparently a ghost of royal lineage.
"Why're you in a dress?"
"Okay, first of all I rock this thing." Danny huffed.
"That you do." Jason agreed rather easily.
"Second of all, blame those guys over there." He jerked his head in the direction of two very green floating eyeball people.
Not the weirdest he's seen, honestly.
The Observants were whispering to each other and leveling them-Jason in particular-a look.
"Now as you can see, I already have a spouse and I don't need another!" Danny hugged Jason closer for emphasis and he took the time to whisper in Danny's ear. "Did you really marry me to play the husband card?"
"Well, yes." Danny agreed. "But also because of taxes, because I love you and you're my best friend."
"So, we're still done for watching that movie right."
"Obviously."
A pained grunt came from below them and they both looked down to see Batman standing over a very unconscious cultist and looking up at them.
Hm.
He forgot they were there.
"So," Jason began, staring Bruce straight in the eyes. Batman's eyes narrowed. "Don't suppose we can push that forward to right now?"
"Yea, sure why not I'm not doing anything important." Danny leveled the Observants a look, and before either they, Batman, or the Justice League could do anything they both disappeared.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dp x dc crossover#dcxdp#dc x dp crossover#I think this was originally supposed to be a Danny as Peach and Jason as Mario cosplay idea#With still a focus on their platonic marriage#Buuuuut#Then I got hit with the royal idea and#yea#Mostly because I forgot about said previous idea#Jason: Hm I'm going to have so much explaining to do with the old man#Also Jason: But I don't feel like it so *disappears*#Batman: *Tired dad sigh*#ghost prince danny#Or like#ghost heir danny#He ain't king and the title is vague#Just because
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tags : ass and kitty eating at the same time? lord. kinda public sex, venom and reader are enemies! all of my “y/n’s” are black and chubby not a warning but wanted that to be known :) squirting ( reader thinks it’s pee )
mirah note : i’m still on hiatus … kinda!
achy thighs with your hands rubbing over the slick bald head that the venom had. you were terrible, this - he was the enemy! so why did you body crave him so bad? “mine” his rough voice spoke robotically, your legs over his shoulders back pressed against the brick building that overlooked the city.
“tasty” his tongue was so long, it slid from one hole to the next, using one hand to make you rut against the textured wetness that had you cumming repeatedly it hurt. your eyes could only close, your blurred vision giving you a headache that didn’t go well with bright night lights. you could hear the cars honking and different voices, with different conversations. but none mattered - not when you felt as tho you were about to pee. you pushed his head away not caring if you fell, the embarrassment of your actions swelling in your heart but hurting your pussy that still hunched against his tongue.
he growled on you not liking how you were running. “n-no! i-i gottaapeeeee” your voice was so shaky the brim of holding the feeling back crumbling down. you shuttered, eyes rolling, if it wasn’t for your squinting he would have assumed you were dying. venom drunk you in, his body pumping and slit eyes shutting, you tasting so good. yea, you always did but this - your squirt, he needed it all the time now. what brought you back to reality was your ear piece, your boss taking asking if you were okay. if you were alive, but you were too busy getting taken in the night by the enemy, your lover.
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Victoria’s secret
Spencer Reid x fem!Reader
nsfw, 18+ MDNI
a/n: munch spencer, we all say in unison 😫 i wrote this cuz i was bored at the mall lol, does that count as public indecency? haha jk, but that is lowkey what this blurb is about ✨😮💨 also special challenge, take a shot every time i use the word lace lol
cw: oral (f receiving), tiny bit of fingering, bit of rough kissing yum, lingerie (obvi), umm kinda public indecency tbh lol, borderline exhibitionism ig but it isn’t really mentioned just subtext ig, uhhh what else, oh yea friends to lovers kinda (or fwb if u fancy, it is kinda vague), no written aftercare cuz again i just couldn’t be bothered, also this is an unedited & no beta & english is my second language mess as per usual mwah 🧚♀️
also also special shout out to @apple-pie-and-impala for never getting annoyed with me about the way that 90% of our text msgs revolve around this man 🤭 love ya, my little enabler 🫶

When you first asked Spencer to go lingerie shopping with you, he didn’t think much of it
He honestly believed that it was just going to be a normal hangout between two friends, because really, there wasn’t anything inherently sexual about the prospect of an adult person wearing underwear
Well, that thought lasted until about five seconds after he stepped into the store with you
It was hard not to let his thoughts wander as he watched you running your fingers across the lace fabric of a matching lilac set, his breath catching in his throat as he imagined you actually wearing it
He watched you pick out a few sets, his heart hammering in his chest as his head filled with more and more sinful thoughts
So when you coyly asked him if he wanted to accompany you to the back (your excuse being that you didn’t want to get bored all alone back there), he didn’t even hesitate before nodding vigorously
As he sat in one of the chairs just outside the fitting room you were in, he contemplated that this might be his purgatory
He could hear the rustling of your clothes, and he knew that you were wearing those torturous sets of lace, and yet he couldn’t do anything about it, forced to sit tight and listen to your chatter through the curtain, trying to will away the painful hardness in his pants
“Spence, could you come in here for a second? The straps are a little loose, and I can’t quite reach the clips.”
He froze for a moment at your seemingly innocent request, before standing up on shaky legs and pulling the curtain to the side just enough for him to slip inside the small, closed space next to you
When he finally turned to look at you, he almost collapsed on the spot
You were wearing a white set with intricate lacing that left hardly anything to the imagination, your hands cupping your breasts to keep the bralette from slipping down, the straps hanging loosely over your shoulders
As soon as your eyes locked together, the air seemed to crackle between you, and he wasted no time pushing you against the nearest wall and kissing you like his life depended on it
He was a needy mess in just a few seconds as his hands glided across your skin, mapping every inch of your body that he could reach, while he familiarised himself with your taste
Your hands pulled on his hair as he sunk to his knees in front of you, and you had to bite down on your bottom lip as you watched him pull the dainty panties you were wearing to the side, his puppy eyed gaze making you weak in the knees
You gasped as you felt him press a tentative kiss on your clit, having to slap a hand over your mouth as he immediately followed it up by lapping at your wet folds enthusiastically
He had you shaking in a matter of minutes, eating you out like your pussy was his ambrosia and he had been starving for years
You had to balance yourself on the wall as he put one of your legs over his shoulder, his tongue exploring your insides, the new angle making his nose nudge against your clit with every move
He replaced his tongue with two of his fingers, his lips wrapping around your clit, sucking on it like it was his favourite dessert in the world
You gripped his hair tightly as you came with a loud gasp of his name, rutting against his face, the vibrations of his whimpers making your eyes roll back in immense pleasure
His tongue worked you through it all, licking up your juices languidly, until you had to push his head away when your eyes started tearing up from overstimulation
It was safe to say that you ended up buying that set, walking out of the store hand in hand with Spencer, before leaving the mall to go back to his place, eager to return the favour
#spencer reid x reader#spencer reid smut#spencer reid x fem!reader#spencer reid x you#criminal minds x reader#criminal minds#cm spencer reid#spencer reid#criminal minds smut#friends to lovers#18+ mdni#mdni
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an idea; a (bottom) male reader who’s apart of an indie jpop boy group. The members are just you, a childhood friend, and three other people you met through college/random events. Your group was lucky one of the members comes from a rich family that doesn’t mind spending some money to help you guys out—waiting until a company finds interest and asks to manage you.
The first month or so is rough so you all find part time jobs in the mean time. But regular jobs just don’t interest you so it takes you awhile to even apply for any… mostly getting fired after the first week or so because you end up showing late all the time.
You’re left wondering what to do when you come across a website of camboys and camgirls. Some of them show full nudity while others stay dressed for the most part.
It intrigues you enough but you don’t do it without running it through your members. They’re mostly shocked you even want to do that… but other than that, they just tell you to not speak and wear a mask.
Easy peasy. You chose a simple and almost silly name, “Shy Usagi” since your mask resembled a rabbit.
The first stream is awkward, you had to figure out a way to talk. Surprisingly, a few of the people that dropped in were intrigued by your refusal to talk. You had expected them to immediately want you naked but it seemed you attracted people that liked the teasing aspect of camboys.
Though you were 99% sure it was only men watching you. The first few weeks, you only wore skimpy clothing and did anything they requested. The most sexual thing you did was suck a dildo.
Occasionally you’d masturbate on live and that would always garner more attention. But there was always one person who would tip you no matter the stream.
“Hitachikoi”
You were sure he was probably an old man but you didn’t care, money was money. He knew how to flirt so you never felt weirded out with his attention.
Things were going reasonably well until after your group’s performance at a little festival. You had spilt away for a second to look around when you bumped into someone. He had his face covered with a mask and baseball cap.
You were going to apologize and go about your way when you caught that he was holding a poster of your group. He didn’t say anything as he simply held up a marker.
It took a second before you finally realized what he wanted. “Oh! Sure.” You were a bit excited, having never really signed anything before. Your signature was a bit messy but still legible.
“Here you go, thanks for coming to see us!”
“I only came to see you.”
“Hm?” You leaned in closer, wondering if you had heard him right. Only you?
The man let out a laugh as he reached up and pulled down his mask, leaning down so you could get a clear look at his face. “Mhm. Only you… (Name)… or ah,”
His hand reached up and cupped your face, his thumb pressing on your bottom lip. It was only when he pulled off his cap that you got a good look at his face.
He… he wasn’t some random guy. He was a famous actor… a famous actor knew about you?
“Shy Usagi? It’s nice to see your entire face… that mask never hid your lips.”
You could stare as he pushed his thumb into your mouth. The only thing you were thinking of was if he was about to ruin your career before it even took off? But why would he care? Why was he even—
“Don’t worry your pretty little head. Someone like you isn’t made to think so hard,” he said, a slight frown on his lips. “I just, well I got tired of watching behind a screen. I wanted to touch you…”
His other hand moved to rest on your hip, pulling you closer as he pressed his lips against your ear.
“To be inside of you instead of that dildo… I mean, I’m paying you so much money, it’s only fair I get to have you, right? Mhm? I can have you, yea? I’ve thought of fucking your mouth for days now.”
“(Name)! Where are you?”
He pulled away, rolling his eyes. You only watched as he slipped back on his mask and cap, pulling your shirt back down. “You’ll stream tonight.” He said, as if he was giving you an order, not asking.
“I’ll see you tonight, baby. Wear something red tonight… that’s my favorite color.”
With that he left you standing there, mouth agape just as one of your members walked over to you.
You… were so fucking screwed.
In more ways than one.
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#bottom male reader#x male reader#sub male reader#uke male reader#male reader#oc x reader#mlm ns/fw#smut drabble#male bottom reader#original character
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