#yea im not the brightest in the bunch

[celestie0]

Girl I was balls deep in my attempt to make fanart for u a couple months ago

Like I had the reference pictures collated and I sat my ass down and picked up an pencil with the intention of actually drawing something after ages

cause basically I became a lil sad cause I felt like I forgot to draw bc last year in school I took an external art subject and it didn’t occur to me that doing a hands on subject through distance study wasn’t the brightest idea

anyway that fucked me over and led to me dropping and taking up fucking legal studies 😭

Even though I’m a bit more STEM based I can still fw the wordy subjects but not this someone pls save me why am I being assessed on the bi cameral structure of parliament

saur yh I’m super lazy as is with anything so that situation just put me off drawing and art completely

congrats to me setting every world record for yip yapping and going off track

ummm yh for context it was like my 10th read through of the kickoff chapter 6 scene that compelled me to collate a bunch of reference pics that ranged from twitter smut comics to bathroom sinks and eventually I gave up because anatomy is a bitch

I changed into a dress with the same type of neckline I think reader was wearing bc of the way it tucks under her boobies and I was this close to just shamelessly positioning myself in front of the mirror to make my own references

then ofc I got distracted by a half baked portrait of Rose from titanic that I drew when I was like 15 and ended up drawing a two hour long remake of the same picture

only for my friend to tell me it looks like Mary Shelly’s ghost

Should I know who that is

To be fair it looked nothing like her but I mean it was an improvement from thinking all my ability just went poof and I drew better when I was 15

never the less I was somewhat disappointed with the product and I haven’t drawn since

wait I wanna show u actually lemme try

https://share.icloud.com/photos/0edTRG9Tb54pRh9Qe5unszRrg

the Mary Shelly in question

do these links work I’m scared I’m gonna accidentally leak personal details or my whole camera roll lol

also IM NOT AN ARTIST don’t judge me peeps I’m just a girl idek how to drive yet

I feel bad every time I send an ask I feel like I’m force feeding u Ellie babes u have the patience and commitment of a saint

also OMG IF YOU MADE ART FOR ANY OF MY FICS I’D SOB!!!!

I want to 😞🫶 but alas prospect of fanart from me will most likely never see the light of day

that crack scene in ihm was tempting tho everything u write is just so visual

♥️ mwah my gorgeous gorgeous writer wifey

hellooo my dear PLS the ramble of this ask is legendary and i found it very entertaining xD

ouuu the dress that reader wears in ch6 of kickoff is actually based on a dress that i own, here's some pictures of it!! i'm curious if the dress you have is similar!! but yea this is the official outfit reference hahah

looking at it now it's kind of a mild sweetheart neckline lol n yea def tucks under the boobs very nicely xd i was actually gonna sell it on depop a couple months ago when i did a closet cleanout but i was like nahhh i gotta keep it bc it inspired that scene

taking your OWN reference pictures sounds so badass. and its ok babe it's the thought that counts haha <3 i feel u about the losing passion/talent in art thooo aaa i used to draw too but ehh hobbies fizzle

ahh i can't see the cloud photos :(( but anywho thanks for the yap my dear!! i ate it up. also side note but i'm so glad my writing comes off visual to you!! i always worry there's not enough description in my scenes so that's reassuring to hear. much love!

[feral-crow]

reading your feral running away story was like reading a y/a novel lmao, do you have any other stories you want to share???

i hope that’s a good thing lmao, thank you!! and i do have a couple more but none of them quite as dramatic?? most of my other dumb stories were mostly were when i was a kid or are very small but here’s another one that happened very recently;

(tw for burning, but not anything graphic.)

Alright, this one’s a little less funny, a lot more dear-God-who-let-you-into-this-world but I’m going to share it because I think it’s funny, and it absolutely counts in the “dumb” category. I’ll try not to make it super graphic.

So, exposition;

First off, I have some auditory processing problems. Nothing officially diagnosed, but loud noises translate into shrill static in my head (like fire alarms, I guess?), and sometimes my brain will auto-translate normal sentences into weird gibberish and I have to ask if the person talking to me did say “marble bottoms” or if I’m completely losing it. Plus, I have some disassociation issues, so telling me anything important just goes in one ear and out the other. 

Second; I’m in a culinary class at my high school.

I think you can see where this is going.

Now, normally I’m very careful in this class. It’s an actual super-fancy class with restaurant level equipment including working stoves, ovens, and knives, and we have a very strict set of rules, have to acquire a food handling licence, and we have food safety inspectors come in. So I do take the class very seriously, and so far it’s one of my favorite classes! (I have recipes I can throw onto my blog from that class if anyone’s interested) (and weird tip; if you want super light and fluffy chocolate-chip cookies, add a teaspoon of cornstarch to your batter.)

Every once in a while, we’ll have periodical cleaning days. Rewash all the dishes, mop the floors, make sure there’s no crumbs hiding in small areas, rearrange the pantry, make sure all the laundry is done, ect. 

So one morning, the teacher announces that we need to wash the stove grates. You know, the ones that hold up the pots and pans above the flame? Yeah, those, but industrial-sized. So huge and super heavy. She mentions that she had turned off the lighter (since our stoves are gas, we have a small flame that’s on even when the stoves are off)

“Cool!” I think. “I don’t think they were hot!”

Spoiler warning; they were very hot. I realized this fact only after I had picked one up with my left hand, which occurred just as the teacher shouted, “By the way, the stoves are hot!” Which, she probably didn’t think about clarifying, because of course the stoves were hot.

I gently maneuvered the very hot stove grate so that it was sitting on the stove again (as my classmates stared at me) and went up to tell the teacher that I had burned my hand. Very badly. She stared at my hand, said “oh yeah that’s pretty bad” and sent me to the nurse.

I spent the rest of the period loitering by the sink running cold water over my hand, running to the nurse for ice, and being comforted by my friend (who was. Very Concerned!) 

The ride home was absolute hell.

I also spent most of the time at home standing by the kitchen sink, running water over my hand, or shoving my hand into bowls of ice water in an attempt to make the pain go away. By 7 pm or so, my mom finally had enough and took me to urgent care, where I learned that I had acquired a second degree burn on the first joint of my pinkie finger, and depending on how it healed, I might need plastic surgery.

By the next day, most/all of the pain had gone away, and walking into school with a gauze bandage over my hand and having everyone ask if I had actually burned my hand on the culinary stove was pretty funny.

It ended up healing nicely, but I can’t feel anything on that one specific part of my hand and there is a slightly visible scar.

I can, in fact, provide pictures if asked.

[blownbybakugou]

heyyy i just followed ur blog and ive been loving it! could i get a bnha mashup?

my pronouns are she/her and i’m half white, half chinese! i'm 5’5-5’6, kinda thicc thighs but the rest of my body is skinnier/smaller (small boobs and small butt lmfao), chubby cheeks, freckles, not too dark brown eyes, long-ish brown hair with a bit of red and blonde tints in it (like natural highlights kinda). i’m actually bi but i prefer men 😳😝 i am an enfp im pretty sure but i can fit for esfp too. i’m kinda loud sometimes and persistent when it comes to friendships and relationships. i’m a bit insecure but im currently trying not to be! my type is pretty open, i either like ppl opposite to me (like my best friend who is a major introvert lmao) or just ppl that match my energy! i can be a bit naive when i first meet someone, only because i like to think that there’s good in everyone :) i have a bit of a dirty mind and can be pervy at times once we are close enough 👀 my sun sign is sagittarius ♐️ i love to act, sing and dance (even though im not vv good at it) and go to a drama arts school because i want to be an actress in the future! i also an a bit of a social activist, just like to spread awareness for what i think is right (such as BLM and LGBTQ+ rights)! even though i’m not very observant and a bit slow sometimes, i can psycho-analyze ppl rrly well (according to my friends lol). i’m really easy to talk to, very welcoming, gets excited easily and loves to make people happy, laugh or make others laugh! can keep up a one sided convo rrly well if needed too (i’m a bit too talkative sometimes haha), i love to tease but can be nice depending on the person, a bit lazy and a bit of a narcissistic (only sometimes though and also working on it!) but yea i think that’s it, all i could think of XD

shit this is so long (my narcissism must be rrly showing now that i’ve just talked about myself for a whole paragraph but i swear it’s just because i’m so talkative and have a bunch to say haha) i’m sorry but thank you! 💞

Hey! I just wanted to say thanks for following, and that I’m glad you like my stuff!

I match you with...

Kaminari!

Big tiddies,

Small tiddies,

He loves them all!

Mostly because he’s a perv but yk-

At first,

He is a small bit disappointed that you have a small ass,

But he knows it ain’t ur fault and instantly feels guilty.

He loves to squish your chubby cheeks,

And also loves to poke at your freckles.

You think you’re loud?

And you’re feeling bad about it?

BITCH MEET DENKI THE FUCKIN CLOWN 🤡

Being with him will make you feel better about your insecurities,

Bc ur with this little shit 😌.

And he may not be the brightest,

But he still adores how you spread awareness to LGBTQ+ and BLM!!!

Again, you think YOU’RE pervy?

This mf pops a boner to practically everything you do.

Sing you say?

You should jam with Kami sometime he legit rocks to heavy shit all the damn time.

Another thing is,

He loves when you talk about yourself!

Narcissism be ✨damned✨

[twentysixofmays]

okay listen;

“Jaehyun got so excited to see you that he rushed out of the car when I was on the phone with my husband.”

this is sooooooooooooooo cute. lovely little hyunjae makes my heart warm

“I followed a man in,” he giggles, making grabby hands towards you before becoming distracted at the sight of a curious Changmin leaving the playroom to check on the disruption that was happening outside.

also this part. hyunjae ik you are cute and all but baby it kinda scares me that you just follow a stranger :(((((( it’s okay though lol changmin and the way hyunjae keeps repeating his age! too adorable. yea you are six and I AM SICK

there this part where it goes,

“You heard what Hyunjae said. Loud and clear,” you click your tongue. “You’re being a bad role model to the kids by sitting on the table.”

“There’s nothing wrong with sittin-”

“Changmin, off.” It was then when humiliation suddenly hit him, especially since he was the one that was being scolded in front of a bunch of preschoolers.

you know the rising frustration inside of me when i read this........ i would have felt the same thing huhu i mean deep down i honestly have so little liking for kids and to get humiliated in front of them? that’s just plain EMBARRASSING.

“Will Changmin be here today?” He asks, his voice breaking as he speaks softly.

The way he gazes at you with glossy eyes made you realize that even though you had lost all hope for Changmin’s return, Hyunjae was the one who still had some within him.

it has been like a few hours and hyunjae is this attached to changmin.. makes me realize this is actually how kids’ emotions and feelings work. and it is definitely different from grownups. (still, we tend to get attach to people we love as well) oh this is sad

“Haknyeon, no- no Haknyeon,” you snatch the tube of paint out of his hands. “We do not eat the paint.” He starts crying due to your glower, but your attention is diverted elsewhere when you hear your name being repeated.

having to read this part was so delightful^^ i laughed lol we all know haknyeon’s love for food. so CUTE ASJKSHGL

“I could help you with that if you’d like.” In your head, you fully expected a kid to offer their help, but you knew you couldn’t risk having a preschooler helping you out with something stuck in the drain, but to your surprise, the voice wasn’t squeaky or obnoxious like the others.

he came back,,,,,, CHANGMIN CAME BACK aaaaa my heart fluttered fr okay im not blushing i am not.. certainly not

“Because you and Teacher Y/N are my family! Well, kind of. In my dream you guys were!!” Hyunjae is looking at Changmin with the brightest set of eyes, smiling brightly. “You guys were married.” Changmin coughs loudly at this newly found information, looking away from the painting to see if you had heard anything that came from the boy’s mouth. Thankfully you hadn’t, too distracted with helping Sangyeon wash his hands to notice him talking to Hyunjae. He barely knows you, and yet here Hyunjae is, dreaming of you two as a married couple.

back again with hyunjae. lots of hyunjae talks here bcs he is infinitely adorable. WAIT im so overwhelmed i suddenly forgot what to say about this scene but i promise it really hit something in me. it’s A KID saying they dreamt of you and a co-worker getting married. might sound ridiculous but KIDS. so pure and innocent yet

He sets the chopsticks aside before bringing Haknyeon into his lap. Carefully, he twirls the noodles around his chopsticks and brings it into the four year old’s mouth, feeding him while his free hand is placed below his mouth in case there would be any spills.

the way he has haknyeon on his lap while he feeds the boy :’> totally not sobbing;;; everything about this is just LOVE tell me who doesn’t like kids (me) changmin loves kids

He then looks at you, deciding to mimic the noises Haknyeon made while chewing seconds earlier. “Nyam nyam nyam nyam nyam.” You snort, holding yourself back from smiling. “Did you just- did I hear you correctly?” The smile on his lips doesn’t falter when he brings his chin over to rest on top of Haknyeon’s head, leaning against the small boy in his arms with the cheekiest look on his face. “Nyam nyam,” he responds.

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR nyam nyam eeeee akdhasdkjahklsfh pls i cant do this

The silence that has returned would’ve been deafening to both of your ears if it wasn’t for Hyunjae singing along to the song Kidult by Seventeen while skimming the shelves. It’s the only sound that accompanies you when you two finish cleaning up whatever was left with the toys, but the question lingering in your mind threatens to break the tension between you two.

words cant describe how much this makes me happy. im a huge carat and this piece got named after one of their hits is bubbling my inner soul with bliss

Tears start pooling up in your eyes when your mind replays what happened that day, wiping them away instantly. “It’s a shame, really, how she speaks so highly of him but treats him otherwise from what I’ve been told.” The topic saddens you the more you talk about it, resting your head in your arms on the table. Hyunjae has stopped singing, flipping through the pages of another book. “Your heart isn’t the only one Hyunjae owns.”

everyone silence please,, this part really breaks me. IT BROKE ME. i was literally on the verge of tears. COME ON READ?? the way it goes, ‘ your heart isn’t the only one hyunjae owns.’ pardon me what is this. why am i so sad i should not be so emotional when i know the next part going to make me cry an ocean.

“There’s no way you’re letting her do this to you. Y/N, seriously?? She’s basically using you to hold Hyunjae and chooses to pick him up whenever she feels like it. The daycare closes at a certain time, and she should know that. Hell, Y/N, she does know that.” You swing the door to the playroom wide open as Changmin speaks, blocking out his words.

i used to stay at a daycare as well when i was little and this truly hits home. i remember my mom picked me and my sibs up late past 7pm something bcs she had a meeting. but at least she did inform that she was going to be late. but this is too much i feel terribly horrible for this hyunjae i still remember the sadness of not being able to get home early like other kids;;; what a memory

“We could be living the life of the main couple in a movie, Y/N,” he sighs.

“Who says we’re not?” you retort, stabbing one of the meatballs on your plate with your fork.

this. i honestly dk what to comment on this. it’s just the way it is. perfect. AAAAA now that im actually spending my time typing my thoughts out it’s making me sad.

“Tell me...tell me I’m not the only one who wants something….Us. I want us, Y/N. I wanted us for these past two months, but I was so stupid to hold off on confessing because I was afraid it was too early. I keep thinking I’ll eventually move on from this stupid crush on you, but I can’t, and I don’t think I will until you tell me straight to my face that you don’t like me.” You try to interrupt him, but he doesn’t allow you to do so. “Two months, Y/N. I’ve been feeling this way for two months, and I don’t want to move on from these feelings. I don’t want to. I can’t, and I came here to see if you feel the same about me before it’s too late.”

SHUT UP dont talk to me. i really thought he would leave to pursue his passion for dancing yet what happens>>>> he pursues her. SHE IS HIS PASSION;; im about to sob,, that ‘i want us. i wanted us for these past two months.’ OH MY GOD PLEASE im super not emotionally ready for the next part. tell me this is all a dream. should appreciate the merry before it turns into merry bad ending right

But rather than wanting to ask you out, the idea of proposing came to his mind. Two years of being head over heels for you led him to meet every single side of you. You were great with kids, obviously, and he’s been there when you’ve broke down or lashed out. You were real just like any other human being, and there was no doubt in his mind that he would love to be with you for forever. He’s definitely joked about marrying you in the past, but he knew it was time. It was time to finally give you a reason to dance.

silence. i dont wanna talk about this. no. ‘it was time to finally give you a reason to dance.’ i need to calm down.

KIDULT 1/2 | J.CM

꒰ synopsis ꒱ changmin always believed he was never fond of children, especially when he took the job at your daycare. little did he know the child in him was playing hide and seek, finally revealing itself after growing to love the kids. oh, and you too

꒰ pairing ꒱ daycareworker!changmin x genderneutral!reader

꒰ genre ꒱ strangers to lovers, daycare au, slow burn, fluff, angst, features hyunjae and the rest of the boyz as children

꒰ warnings ꒱ children, car accident, major character death, descriptions of blood, sprinkled bits of profanity and capitalization, and an overall merry bad ending

꒰ word count ꒱ 41.2k+ ( 26.8k+ )

꒰ perspective ꒱ 2nd person omniscient

‘ playlist one ›› spotify, youtube

‘ author's note!! 🍃 — this fic is for @junjungsunwoo's merry bad ending collab!! biggest thanks to @pjmaparty, @fullsunfluff, @bbanghoonie, and @heejojo for beta reading!! this is the first part out of two <3

‘ taglist ›› @nilesig @reniqt @sunfics @wooyoung-a @kimaya2209 @frickyratz @deputyjuyeon @stealanity @hwallswrld @kyu-rious @changminurheart

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[sugaabooga]

lowkey part-timer!Jisung

Pairing: Yoon Jisung x Reader

Genre: Fluff, Christmas-themed, bullet-point scenario

Summary: A Christmas romance sparks between you and the cute, bubbly part-timer in your local grocery store.

Warnings: None

A/N: First story in the Christmas-themed scenarios I’m doing! I’m hoping I’ll be able to finish all of the rest 17 scenarios by Christmas!

Jisung was the cute part-timer at your local grocery store

He’s been working as the cashier in aisle 8 after he’s graduated from uni after he couldn’t find a job that pays decently

He decided to stay in his hometown, after suffering in a totally new city, and got a part-time job as a cashier that paid pretty well

You on the other hand, bought your own studio after moving out of your hometown

Your job as a photographer caused you move out and go to other places rather than your small town that always made you feel caged

You were putting together all your pictures you had taken the past week since you had to put out a new project soon

You decided to take a break and have a quick lunch then walk around to the parts of the city that you hadn’t been able to see yet

When you come out of your studio with all your necessities, you realize that a bunch of people were putting up Christmas decor and trees around their shops

It was Christmas? Already?

You celebrated Christmas, for you were a religious person, but you never got the whole holiday spirit type of thing

You didn’t really enjoy Christmas songs or the cold really

when you came out of your house you had only slipped on a thin cardigan with your camera and everything in your purse

You hated the cold

You had once been locked out of your house one winter and had to wait outside until your parents got back home from work

You were practically frozen when your dad discovered you covering your body with the welcome mat

So yah you had a trauma of the cold

You quickly take some pictures of the snow and all the people getting on ladders to decorate the light posts and rooftops

You smile at your work and skip down the sidewalk to the farther parts of town

You find yourself in front of a market which you had never seen before even when you were driving around when you first came

Maybe it was new?

You went in since you were hungry anyway and they most likely had samples

Meanwhile, Jisung was helping some of the other workers take out boxes and such, since no one was really in the lines

You were eating some of the sample dumplings when you see a chip bag fall

You’re about to pick it up when you feel more chip bags falling on you

You lift up your arms to shield yourself and let out a small shriek

You lose your balance when a heavy box falls on you

“OMG I’M SO SORRY! ARE YOU OKAY!?!? OMG OMG!”

You’re ready to give the guy a piece of your mind

But then all your thoughts are lost bc

Wow

This guy was cute

He was almost pouting while putting the bags back in the box

He noticed that you were standing back up so he quickly got up and bowed to you

“I’m so sorry….I-I didn’t see you there!”

You’re about to tell him it’s okay, but then suddenly a man who seemed like the manager came storming over

“YOON JISUNG!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? JUST BC IT’S ALMOST CHRISTMAS TIME IT DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD LOSE YOUR WORKING MENTALITY! YO-”

“It’s fine! It was my fault! I suddenly stepped in front of him while he was passing.”

You defend jisung and he’s actually really surprised!?!?

Bc a normal person would be complaining w/the manager

And it would end up w/jisung mopping the floors or something

Yea this wasn’t the first time jisung caused trouble lol

But here you were LYING so he wouldn’t get in trouble

The manager is left speechless bc he kinda looks down on Jisung

So he storms away annoyed

Jisung glances at his furious manager then thanks you

“This isn’t the first time this happened & i prob would’ve gotten fired. thank you so much”

You grin bc omg he was so cute?

His santa hat was about to fall off so you reach over and straighten it up

Making jisungs cheeks turn soo red you thought he was gonna burst

You leave after that whole incident and you come back a week later

You just couldn’t get jisung out of your mind

You were sorta hoping to see him somewhere around the area where you live but no luck:P

So you just decided to go to his workplace yourself

When you entered, you were really shocked bc it was reallyyyyy busy

There were so many more ppl than last time

It was prob bc Christmas was now a week away

And ppl just buy presents last minute ya know

They were also preparing more food for family&friends so yah

You grab a pack of gum and head to the shortest line which was aisle 8

You were looking at your pics that you took earlier and that’s when you hear a familiar voice greet the elderly woman in front of you

You look up w/hope that it was Jisung and boi oh boi yes it was

This time he was wearing a headband w/reindeer ears that were somehow slightly slanted

After he greets the woman in front of you goodbye he turns to you with a smile then it falters when he notices

Wow it’s that really cute girl that defended me from my devil-ish manager

You just politely smile, not knowing if he remembered you since you were irrelevant ya know

But then he totally remembers you bc

“OMG IM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU AGAIN! DO YOU REMEMBER ME? AH~ AGAIN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SAVING ME FROM GETTING FIRED!”

“......uh...no problem?”

He grins and tries to make small talk w/you which is cute aha

Even tho you’re only buying one pack of gum

He somehow takes ten minutes to scan the barcode and charge you ???

I can’t with jisung he’s such a cute, underappreciated bean

You were in the middle of a very intense convo about beavers so you decide to meet him at a nearby coffee shop on Christmas Eve (may or may not be where barista!daniel works but you should go check it out :P shameless self-promo)

Both of you forget to give ea. other your numbers

But hopefully both of you will remember about that date meeting

AND YOU DO

fate really is on your side

You enter the coffee shop at like 6pm bc you weren’t sure if you guys decided the exact time to meet

You guys didn’t lol

But ya know

Fate will bring the two of you together right?

You wait for thirty minutes, but still no Jisung

You’re starting to think that he forgot, but then remembered he had a shift that ends at 9pm

Idk how you knew that but...it works

so you decide to just sit there and sip on some drinks

you take pictures and all

You’re so immersed into taking pictures of everything around the whole shop, that you don’t notice the timid and nervous looking man entering the now, almost empty cafe

You’re frowning at the picture you just took when you feel a tap on your shoulder

You turn around to see Jisung with a sorry, but excited grin on his face

You greet him with a wide smile as he apologizes how he didn’t know what time he had to come

He starts to ramble and you shush him

Like why does this guy say ‘sorry’ so many times?

“It’s fine. We both forgot to say a time to meet up. Besides, I wasn’t here that long”

He seems a tiny bit less sorry so the two of you start the convo about the beavers again

The talk about beavers went to zoos then went to how your lives went then led to your jobs, your interests, your hobbies, what that girl was wearing, blah blah blah

You felt like you really had a connection w/jisung

The two of you, as cliche as it may sound, clicked immediately

It only felt like five minutes passed, but the coffee shop owner had to kick you guys out since it was thirty minutes past closing time

You swap numbers this time and plan to meet each other at the same place tmrw @ 7pm for the annual Christmas tree lighting at downtown

Both of you lived alone and you suggested “why not have the loners meet up on Christmas Day?”

Jisung didn’t have work and you didn’t want to stress about your projects, so the two of you had agreed

As you walk back home you cant help but feel so giddy

How was a man having this much of an effect on you?

BECAUSE YOU HAVE A THING FOR HIMMMM

You smile at all the snow piling up and gape at how beautiful everything seemed

You have never felt so excited for Christmas

The next day comes by SO SLOWLYYYY

You weren’t able to sleep from the anxiousness and expectation you had for the next day so you were sorta tired

But you got dressed in simple clothing and went out for a walk and to buy Jisung a Christmas present

You didn’t know what he liked since you literally starte talking to him a wk ago

So you settle for some Christmas-themed socks, beanie, a pair of house slippers, and a gift card to the coffee shop you had been at yesterday

As you walk in and out of stores, you couldnt help but sing along to the Christmas carols that were playing

which you had never done b4

you did a double take and stopped singing, but you found urself humming along to “It’s Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas”

And you also couldn’t help but oogle at all the stuffed animals that filled the walls

They were SO CUTEEE AND FLUFFYYYY

One of the stuffed ducks reminded you a lot of Jisung so you decided to buy it

You bought a lot of things, but they were all for a decent price so :))

It gets really dark really soon and it’s 6pm

ONE MORE HOUR TILL YOU MET JISUNG

You hurry back home and quickly dress in layers since it was going to be collldddd

The weather forecast said there was a 99.99999999% it was going to snow, so you couldn’t risk it

Even tho the weather forecast is always wrong

You pack your camera again bc you were planning to create a Christmas themed project nxt

As you run out the door you send Jisung a txt saying that you’ll be right there since it was five minutes till seven

When you arrive in the warm shop, your glasses immediately fog up causing you to groan

You try to fan the fog away but to no avail:)

Then you hear a big laugh and you turn to sorta make out a figure that looks like Jisung

He takes the end of his sleeve and cleans your glasses and you’re met with the brightest smile you have ever seen in your whole entire life

Maybe that’s when you fell for him

Tho it was a person you had known for a little over a week

You felt like you knew Jisung since you were a kid

He hands you a cup of peppermint hot chocolate and pulls you along to get a good view of the Christmas tree b4 too much ppl come along

You get there just in time and wait a few moments until the announcer comes out onto the podium

You and Jisung both cheer as the five minute countdown starts

The minutes go by so quickly and you jump up and down to keep yourself warm

Then you see a few snowflakes falling on Jisung

You both look up to see that ITS SNOWINGGGGGGG

The whole crowd of people ooh and ahh

And some kids squeal in glee

You softly smile and get out your camera to take a few shots of the falling snow

When you’re done there’s a minute left on the clock

You suddenly remember your present for Jisung and quickly get it out and hand it to him

“Merry Christmas!”

Jisung gasps and says ‘thank you’ in such a genuine way that it fills your heart w/pure happiness

He then shuffles around his backpack and takes out a large box that’s prob filled w/similar things as you gave him

You start to hear the announcer countdown from 10

ten

And that’s when Jisung starts to speak

“H-Hey, Y/N?”

Nine

“Hmm?”

Eight

“I know it’s been only like two weeks since we met”

Seven

But I can tell you’re such a nice person, ever since the day I first saw you”

Six

“You’re such a great person…and….uh”

You furrow your brows

What was he trying to say?

Five

“We have so many things in common than I thought we would”

Four

“I really thought i would get fired that day i dropped the chip bags on you”

You smile at the memories as the crowd gets louder and louder as the time to light the tree get closer

Three

“A-And ever since I saw you....Y/N...I uh”

You roll your eyes at his weird stalling

Two

“JISUNG! SPIT IT OUT!”

He looks at you w/wide eyes

One

“I-I LIKE YOU!”

The crowd erupts in cheers and claps w/kids screaming and laughing at the lights that shown brightly

The announcer shouts “now go home!” with a hearty laugh

Jisung stands in front of you with his hand clamped over his mouth

You stay silent and stare at him in shock

What were you supposed to say?

Sure you liked him, but you weren’t sure if you wanted to date someone you had known for a week

“T-THAT CAME OUT WRONG!”

you tilt your head in confusion

“What?”

“I don’t like you! NO NO I DO LIKE YOU! B-BUT-”

You burst out laughing at his panic

“I like you too, Jisung! But how bout having our first official date after getting to know each other a bit longer than a week?”

And the two of you stand in front of each other w/goofy smiles on your faces, in front of the glimmering, 30ft tall Christmas tree, underneath the moonlight in the gently falling snow

dang this was pretty bad lol

[chuuyas--boo]

(this is long and i apologize in advance i am very rambly) (also i do talk about murder, which is something i’m kinda interested in-)

idk who u are but i think you might be the helens personal bloodbag person? no idea tbh, i’m not the brightest- but you’re pretty pog, i think :)

also i saw u asking for brutal ways to murder people? :) i personally enjoy murder (/j, most likely), so i’ll see if i can help with anything! ;) alright let me go off on a murder uh… tangent!

ok, u know fingernails? rip those bad boys off! or simply take the fingers! hm…

ok, so! uh, like rusty nails- OH CRUCIFIXION-? ahaha, maybe- that’s not where i was going originally but that’s also a thing- oooh there are quite a few ways you could do stuff like that. my teacher showed my class some stuff about Jesus’s crucifixion, and they like make you bleed a bunch beforehand. there’s like a whip that can rip out nerves and stuff. i thought that was interesting :>

mmmm, yea, plus pretty much anything to do with veins is pretty nasty. like, taking them out a bit? it wouldn’t be very easy, but it’s possibly doable-

ofc there’s always like, eating them alive, skinning, slowly burning them to death (kind of like an oven)

oH YOU KNOW UHHH THE PRINCESS BRIDE!!? ok so number one the torture device in that was pretty neat, number two the like, to the pain game Wesley (idk if that’s spelled right) mentioned? take off the eyes, nose, tongue etc (it’s been a minute since i watched it i forgot what all there was), would probably be pretty brutal. take all their senses before ya kill em.

i think people can only take so much pain before they just like.. die? idk tho bc i personally haven’t committed murder but like-

oOOO FEED THEM TO LIKE ROACHES OR SOMETHING??? PIT OF HUNGRY GROSS BUGS??? sorry i saw frogs and they reminded me of snakes and then i thought bUGS-

ofc, psychological torture could also be a way to get a nasty murder. put them in a room, play some kind of music in a loop, flash images of something they fear. eventually they’d probably do it themselves bc it wouldn’t be a fun time. or like, give them some kind of animal to bond with, and when they’re close to it, stop feeding them so they eventually have to eat the animal or starve. or both. drive them to eat the animal and don’t feed them after anyways, so they just live with the guilt of killing their only friend until they die :P

i think anything with eyes is pretty nasty tbh. but like, it’s a good way to kill someone ig?

feed them to wild animals-

y’know the first uh… death sentence (?) from Danganropa 1? i won’t spoil it in case ya don’t, but if ya do, yea i think that’s a pretty not pog way to go.

good lord i’m gonna stOP I FEEL LIKE THIS IS LONG IM SORRY WPKDKSMS-

Aw thanks, I am, I just tend to change usernames a lot

HHHHHHHHH Thanks