#yawurstnightmare

[thoughtssfmdump]

I keep seeing that Demoman rp account and whenever the mod wants to post a photo of him they draw it out and tag how they can’t use SFM I just

I just wanna make photos for them so bad or give them a tutorial 😭😭 I wanna make little photos for all of the rp accounts

If any of them see this, let’s talk bbgs, I’m here for you just tell me when 🫶🏽

[scrumpy-swillin-scotsman]

OY, LADS!

@yawurstnightmare

@stars-stripes-and-rockets

@flammableunicorn

@number-one-fan-of-doktor

@stringsnwires

@number-one-fan-of-heavy

@leadshootingcupid

@cefromagegrille

Wha’ do we think o’ havin’ a truce wi’ the BLUs on Smissmas Eve an’ Day, ay? We dunnae have tae get along, we’d jes’ be holdin’ off on the battles fer a day or two so we could have our own separate parties, no worryin’ aboot bein’ interrupted by orders tae charge off intae battle in the middle o’ Smissmas dinner or some shite! How aboot it?

[cefromagegrille]

@boston-basher-batter

Greetings, BLU Scout.

While I do not wish to converse with you and your kind, I wish to tell you that you are the most unoriginal, starved for brains Scout I have ever met, and my Scout is very hard to beat on that front. If you wish to possess the name that you do upon this platform, at least show for it. For now, it rightfully belongs to @yawurstnightmare .

[stringsnwires]

Alright, fellas. Here's an updated roster 'cause we ain't had our numbers or nun in the old one and it was drivin' me mad.

Offense:

1. Scout - @yawurstnightmare

2. Soldier - @stars-stripes-and-rockets

3. Pyro - @flammableunicorn

Defense:

4. Demoman - @scrumpy-swillin-scotsman

5. Heavy - @number-one-fan-of-doktor

6. Engineer - @stringsnwires

Support:

7. Medic - @number-one-fan-of-heavy

8. Sniper - @leadshootingcupid

9. Spy - @cefromagegrille

Boss:

Miss Pauling - @f-pauling

I ain't taggin' Hale.

Others:

Zhanna - @zhanna-doe

Our universe's BLU's are swimmin' around here but they ain't worth mentionin'.

[stars-stripes-and-rockets]

@number-one-fan-of-heavy

@number-one-fan-of-doktor

@cefromagegrille

@scrumpy-swillin-scotsman

@flammableunicorn

@yawurstnightmare

@leadshootingcupid

AND LASTLY

@stringsnwires

It has come to my attention that one of our teammates have not been taking care if himself properly! As his boyfriend, teammate, and friend, I think that he needs an intervention! So here we are! We all know he is a grown man, so I do not believe in childish solutions, but you have to realize Dell that we all care for you and believe that you are an important part of the team! If you do not take care of your health and value it as much as we all do then you will not only be leaving yourself vulnerable to harm and low performance, but your team as well! Even your platoon of anonymous mailbox people!

You need to sleep more and stop working until exhaustion! Food and water can only take you part of the way. I will not stand by and watch my teammate destroy his body and mind slowly!

[zhanna-doe]

LITTLE MAN @yawurstnightmare I HATE YOUR STATE!!! I GOT KICK OFF BOSTON TRAIN

[boston-basher-batter]

I don't even know the friggin date. How long was I passed out next to the RED version of me!? I don even remember what we did, but waking up on da floor next to the enemy is NOT what I thought would eva happen to me!

@yawurstnightmare Ya remember anythin?

[number-one-fan-of-heavy]

YES, SCOUT, YOU TOO! ARE YOU READY FOR SMISSMAS???!?!?!!

@yawurstnightmare @yawurstnightmare

@flammableunicorn PYRO !????@!!!!

[number-one-fan-of-doktor]

Try to draw then, get one of those massive pencils for your hands

I cannot even draw stick figure. Go to @yawurstnightmare if you want drawing of doktor.

[leadshootingcupid]

yoinkkkkk.

i dunno i just randomly wanted to show you some random screenshot i got while playing funni gore game with my friends

'S the first time I heard "funny gore game" in my life, mate, heh. Is that guy gettin' crushed by that bench?

- Oh hey, that looks an awful lot like Speedy's shirt, don't it?

@yawurstnightmare, 'think they built ya in this li'l "gore game" here.

[f-pauling]

Miss P, which scout is ya favorite? Asking for no reason. at all. I got no skin in da game whateva. Totally will NOT be e-fect-ed by ya answer at all. askin for a friend

-NOT @yawurstnightmare just a random person dat has 0 in-volv-ment totally :]

...I don't have a preference.

[cefromagegrille]

...please help Scout cook so he doesn't burn down the place -🪻

What's this about, @yawurstnightmare ? Cooking?

[stringsnwires]

Can you tag your team? There a lot of you and I want to follow THIS red.

Sure, these are my fellas. I think. Hard to tell who all is walkin' about base n who's account is which. We should all have a sit-down about this.

@flammableunicorn - Pyro

@yawurstnightmare - Scout

@stars-stripes-and-rockets - Solly

@scrumpy-swillin-scotsman - Demo

@number-one-fan-of-doktor - Heavy

@number-one-fan-of-heavy - Doc

@leadshootingcupid - Sniper

@cefromagegrille - Spy

Miss P's over here.

@f-pauling

Heavy's sister.

@zhanna-doe

[stars-stripes-and-rockets]

@yawurstnightmare

SON, SPELL YOUR NAME PHONETICALLY!

[angelicallyresurrecting]

@cefromagegrille

@yawurstnightmare

runs away. awesomely

School just started and I'm going to make it everyone's problem

[zhanna-doe]

@yawurstnightmare I drank your soda... now heart race fast. How you not have heart attack yet?