#yautja things

[luckynightdinosaur]

My discord:

Yautja biology by partofmycharm:

[killershrike]

Okay, but imagine a human giving their yautja lover a lemon for the first time. the yautja just chews the entire lemon whole, and you instantly burst out with laughter, causing your love to narrow their eyes in suspicion. But before they can question you, their entire face scrunches into disgust and mild horror. They can't spit it out because to waste a gift from you would be to dishonour their mate. So they're forced to chew through the intense foreign feeling, unable to stop their manibiles from clacking visciously in displeasure. You can't stop giggling, eyes watering as you have to cover your mouth to keep from bellowing laughter. Your yautja certainly doesn't find it as funny.

When they finish the nasty fruit they growl at you. "Ooman knew what would happen. Tricky ooman." And they reach out to pull you into their chest. "Will show you what happens when little ooman plays tricks." Their growl in your ear is seductive and makes you shudder instinctively.

You're already wondering how they would react to a lime next.

[kmikej]

[aristobun]

[thecreechercatalog]

Predator 2 (1990) dir. Stephen Hopkins

[eclipseshotel]

Me watching Elder Predator in repose while he’s sprawled out on his furs beside me and I decide to check to see if he’s feigning slumber (he appears knocked out)

Me: “I love you…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “I’m pregnant…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “You’re terrible in bed…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “You can’t hunt for shit…”

Elder Predator: ……

Me: “Your trophy rack is way too small and—”

Elder Predator:

[symbioticyautja]

He’s worth every penny.

[luckynightdinosaur]

Yay! 🩷

YAUTJA BIOLOGY HANDBOOK ✨

Hi everyone!

Do you struggle with Yautjan biology? Sometimes, I do. That's why I created a mini handbook that covers everything biology from anatomy and physiology, to evolution, to pregnancy and childbirth, and even answering questions such as: how is it possible for a human and a Yautja to reproduce?

Below the cut, you'll find the individual pages. Unfortunately, I couldn't figure out how to make the PDF downloadable, so for now, I'll make the full PDF available in both mine and Squishy's Discord servers (links on my master list post).

This is currently version 1.1 as I plan to edit and keep up to date with Yautjan biology. If anyone has any suggestions or would like to share their headcanons that haven't been included here, drop me a message, and I can start making new versions.

I really hope you enjoy and find this helpful. Click to enlarge the images for better quality!

Note: another thank you to the artists who contributed and messaged me. If we have chatted, and your artwork doesn't appear here, don't fret! I decided to publish this biology handbook on my own to suit the theme of my ongoing Yautjan science projects. Your artwork will still be displayed in the lore guidebook, which is now separate from my new project.

[my-world-my-stories]

When all you have to wear is a beach towel your small GF gave you because you're just too big for regular clothes. At least the toast with spicy jam is good.

[yautjalover]

How far do you think a Yautja could yeet a Cybertruck?

[cynicatalyst]

Wasn’t too happy with how Ce'sei's head turned out in the last post, trying to fix the design now.

[friendly-alien-fucker]

Ok listen I want to make a request but I can't really think of something new. So I'm just gonna request this little thing. Headcanons of you being a fertility god and the reaction of your yautja ( since I'm pretty sure most Yautja's have an breeding kink)

I know it's short but I couldn't think of anything else and this has been on my mind for days :/

A Yautja who's S/o is a fertility god

Hey thank you so much for your request @brieffarmpeanutpersona ! I knows it's been a long time since you asked for this but I still hope I managed to bring a smile to your face! 💖

Warnings: nsfw, mention of pregnancy, mention of infertility, afab reader, horny Yautja

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• Yeah. Don't tell them that.

The urge to breed is extreme in Yautja, it's how their species survives. To be able to have a population of hunters, you need to be able to produce lots of offspring, fast.

To say they have a breeding kink would be a giant understatement.

So while being a god will gain you enough attention as is, (albeit it's mostly from yautia wanting to fight you), being a fertility god will get you...a different kind of attention.

• You will know no peace.

Wether or not this is a good thing is up to you.

But you can be certain that the moment these giant breeding machines realize that being what you are it's likely you can reproduce with them, there is no escaping their fighting over you. After all, who can resist having a pup who could potentially have god-like powers?

And while they would never put a claw on you (and get away with it-) being courted by a yautja can be pretty...violent. So make sure to explain the way in which you'd like to be woo'd, unless you'd appreciate a blood-soaked alien offering you the head of some poor creature on your doorstep.

• Yautia and Infertility

As much as I'd like to paint yautia in a progressive light, their culture does heavily rely on the improvement and expansion of their species. And to do that, they need to produce offspring.

And though they do have the technology for artificial insemination, there is still a certain stigma around it.

Yautja mating is centered around getting the mate with the best genes so the resulting pups will become high ranking warriors. So you can see why being infertile might be a bit of a problem in that regard.

Therefore...

• Female yautja will ask you for help

Once they get word of your capabilities, you'd find little gifts littering the places you often frequent. Often a collection small skulls, sometimes bigger one's, engraved with the names and wishes of your admirers. And while you're used to offerings, dead things... really aren't what you're about.

Eventually you'd have to sit them down and explain that, while you're grateful, you're the god of fertility, not the god of death.

The next day you'd find something living in your home instead.

Let's just say you'll have to make space for a lot of new pets.

• If it's mating season...run.

Or hide, though I'm afraid either way it's gonna be hard to escape them. Male and female alike, their hormones will run rampant during that time and you do not want to be in the middle of that.

Especially not if you have a mate. And even less if they are female.

Yes, Male yautja fight for their mates all the time and it does get bloody. But have you ever bared witness to a female yautja who's mate is being taken away from them? No? Good. Pray that you never will.

[kmikej]

Monster Party 2

[aristobun]

[truthdawn]

lazy doodle of my yautja oc be upon ye idk. his name is ce’sei 👍👍 (more explanation in tags lol)

[eclipseshotel]

So the theory that in that flashback exposition scene it’s AvP Elder during his rite of passage. If that’s the case, then I think we can safely say that he definitely favors wielding a combistick. Every Predator has a weapon they prefer to use over others or might even specialize in (Spear Master, for instance). It’s obviously a great long-range weapon too—a vital, yet common, tool in their arsenal.

Him giving his own to Lex just kind of makes it all the more significant then, in parting with a beloved weapon, even if at that point it might have become more of an ornate status symbol to denote his rank and prowess over the ages.