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my ancient enemy…..the old fight…. Titties vs Button Down Shirt

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i deserve to be a big monster. i deserve to undergo a terrifying yet true and beautiful transformation

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I keep getting killed in Night Road. I only made it past Reremouse before I get dusted 😔 I paid to spread misinformation. Maybe it was picking the wrong places to sleep? I keep almost getting barbecued every time.

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The "vampires can't be fat" argument is so wild because like. Besides the fact that vampires aren't real and the rules are made up, even if you tried to use some excuse because of, like, blood or something, Draculaura has always had a notoriously different diet from other vampires!!! If anything it makes MORE sense that she's chubbier because she actually eats food!!!!

Babes you are preaching to the CHOIR!

I am a firm believer that any being that exists can be or get fat.

Zootopia took a Cheetah, one of the most notoriously skinny mammals that exists and they made him fat, the result? People LOVE Clawhauser! His fatness makes him stand out in a sea of spots as a unique being and I think it adds to his personality.

Sans, from Undertale is a fucking Skeleton and he's fat! The result? He has the coveted title of "Tumblr Sexy Man" So not only do people like that he's fat, they are ridiculously attracted to him.

So when people sit there and say shit like "Vampires can't be fat" I immediately feel bad for them... because their world view must be SO narrow and small that they don't think that far outside of the box.

While the response to Thicculaura (Thank you Arjay) does have a few fatphobic buttholes in it (like this one right here: @monsterhighfansite ) MOST of the responses have been to rejoice! Happy for more body types and variety! happy to see a chubby (kinda) main character! Happy to see Mattel give it's fans something they have literally been begging for from day 1. We asked and Mattel listened....it took 11 years but I'm still counting it as a win!

Draculaura is constantly getting roasted for her non-traditional Vampire diet, G1 implied she was a vegan who used iron supplements to feed her blood needs, G2 made her a vegetarian and then never elaborated on her blood consumption and what G3 is going to do with her diet is unclear - in the movie she threatens to suck out Frankie and Clawdeens blood so maybe she drinks blood now? but I think that was an empty threat because a bunch of her G3 dolls seem to come with some type of cherry/red berry drink and I am all for Draculaura to subsist on berries & red drinks, I fully support our fruit bat.

But at the end of the day? Vampires aren't REAL these are CARTOONS! and Cartoons can be whatever you want them to be! Go out and make some fat characters!! try it! you might like it! make a fat robot! a fat mummy! make a fat insect! there are no limits but your own imagination!

Thank you for your kind input! I see you! I only hope more fans can understand this.

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Happy halloween!

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Oh no I'm gay hELP O////O

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Jordan Tremblay.png

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everyone playing nosferatu just to make them a loser with no fashion sense and weird hobbies and strange love languages and-

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I give him a little kiss

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Sylvia and Helio a nosferatu and her pet

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i think its funny that if you play as a lasombra you can still tell jordan about feeling phantom notifications in your pocket when shes talking about the media blackout despite the fact its later revealed you've been a kindred for 50+ years. boy why are you lying youve Never been able to hold a smartphone

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My Nos girly who stinks good

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commissioned by @枸杞子

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Vampire: The Masquerade - Choice of Games Titles

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN! Here’s the scariest man in NYC!

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It is REALLY fun to make fun of New York, as a city.