#yassss we love a girl boss

[sonicsquid3000]

Court of Darkness Corruption AU: Godhood

So I have so many corruption au ideas for court of darkness because with all of the stuff MC has to go through in the game, it would be so easy for her to become the villain (especially my mc)

One of the corruption au ideas I had was where MC somehow finds a way to achieve true divinity and godhood and basically becomes a literal goddess. But because of her ancient magic, people would perceive her as a generous goddess and very merciful (cause a woman being capable of violence? that's ridiculous) and she is not happy about it. She does everything in her power to be recognized as a powerful, vengeful, and fearful goddess. Her entire godhood is stained in blood. Every once in a while, people forget how terrifying she is and go back to their old mindset of her. But she's never afraid to remind them again.

[theobsessedcookiefan]

https://www.tumblr.com/theobsessedcookiefan/740915659441078272/may-i-requestcaramel-arrow-x-shy-reader?source=share

Wait...got another idea for a character you can pair shy reader up with if you want another girlboss...kouign amann cookie! She seems like a girl boss and so sweet!

Hi !!! Thx for the suggestion !!

YASSSS !! OUR KNIGHT IN SHINING DRESS :D !! She reminds me of princess Peach sm guys 😭

꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚꒷︶꒷꒥꒷‧₊˚

.- Relationship Headcanons with a shy Reader-.

「🛡」⧽- Dress up!! Both of you would spend hours choosing what dress would Kouign Amann wear for the challenges of the Triple Cone Cup. I believe she would love your help with it mostly because after all the fighting her dresses most likely would be a little torn apart.

「🛡」⧽- Jealousy? Never, she trusts you more than anyone!! Even more than her friends, she knows that even if someone were to try and flirt with you you would just reject them politely.

「🛡」⧽- After the Triple Cone Cup ends she would invite you hang out with Capsaicin Cookie and Prune Juice Cookie. At first you weren't so sure about it mostly because well they're your girlfriend friends!! Wouldn't it be a little awkward?? Well the answer it's no, both of them started to like you faster than expected!!

「🛡」⧽- Using the point from above; Let's be honest she would talk hours about you and your relationship to her friends, telling them how nice and kind you are, that's one of the reasons they liked you so quickly!!

「🛡」⧽- If someone was harassing you then that cookie would be meeting their creator soon enough, you have not only one but three strong protectors, and even if you girlfriend wasn't there to protect you well.. Let's just say this: Capsaicin looks threatening even if he's a cinnamon roll, Prune Juice doesn't look as threatening but he's the real threat here, one single potion with negative effects of his and you're out.

「🛡」⧽- If Kouign Amann won the cup then she would absolutely dedicate it to you, her partner.

「🛡」⧽- We love girlbosses 10/10

[k-simp]

Which movie or TV characters do you feel like you can relate to the most?

I love you for asking me this bro, I just gotta say that I love when tumblr ask me questions that are literally the same fucking questions I be talking to myself about in the bathroom or in a private setting, and pretend I'm in a Q&A session, interview or podcast.

Thank yall for asking me questions

Anyway, there is a huge ass list I'm actually kinda overwhelmed about answering this question,

B U T

There is 2 characters in particular that sums up me PERFECTLY, these 2 characters are my top two "if you were a cartoon character would would you be?"

REAGAN RIDLEY & REN HOËK

Idk how to even go about it cause it's been a while since I've watched both shows and idk if i can go into detail about how these 2 are like me and I'm not saying it to be like

"Omg yassss there wittly just like me teehee^^"

No I mean these 2 are ME

There both psychos with logical anger issues, surrounded by IIIIIIIIIIDIOOOOTS, intelligent but stupid and silly at the same time, can get pervy sometimes, trauma, get or have no bitches, workaholics, and introverted and stuff.

Its been a while i said, but i remember when I started binging Ren and Stimpy and WHEN I SAW THIS SCENE, IM WAS SO HAPPY CAUSE THIS IS WHAT I SAY TO MY SIBLINGS ALL THE DAMN TIME

With Reagan, there's so many moments she shocked me hard as well, you gotta watch the show.

Heres some honorable mentions to the most relatable to the least relatable along with reasons why I relate to them

(There's more reasons why, i know there are, I just can't remember too well)

Squidward Tenticals: Artist, never in the mood, spoils himself, sick of everyone but has a heart

Spongebob SquarePants

2. Spinel: Got replaced without a care in the world, wants to be loved, silly, sweetheart, sad inside, looks just like my self insert OC

Steven Universe

3. Principal Scudworth: Very creative, silly, very fucking funny, miserable, wants to be appreciated

Clone High

4. Mojo Jojo: Pretty much like squidward, Spinel and Scudsworth with some OCD, intellectual neodivergent

PowerPuff Girls

5. Herbert West: Highly ambitious, devoted to his work, jealous bitch, asexual, neodivergent, loves his work and wants someone that can truly rock with him but everyone keeps fucking up, doesn't want people getting in the way of his craft

Re-Animator

6. Blitz: Horny af, miserable and lonely af, silly, wants love, accidentally hurts alot of people's hearts but helps alot of other people and have a good heart and just tryna get by.

Helluva Boss

7. Albert Wesker: I don't know much of his character besides his over all lore and stuff and I wanna play the games so I'm not spoiling myself too much but he's ambitious, wants to change the world, dedicated to his work and wears black all the time. But the lines that spoke to me were: "Every day, humans come one step closer to self-destruction. I'm not destroying the world, I'm saving it!"

"We shall meet again before the conclusion of this drama. Then you will learn of the history... I will write for this world."

Resident Evil 5 (specifically this version)

8. Dr. Nefarious: Got bullied for being nerdy by the people he works with, works hard for his group, silly, talks to himself/has dairies, workaholic

Ratchet and Clank the movie (this version specifically)

8. Hisoka Morow: Very mysterious, lonesome, kinda lonley but doesn't say it or show it, silly and giggly, laughs to himself and is happy by himself, indiffrent, chill but will tweak the fuck out, and separates ourselves from groups, both hyperfixate for people with great qualities, diffrent and has great potential, loves bubblegum, resourceful and both struggled in poor times.

Hunter x Hunter 1999 (the 2011 too, but I personally love and connect more with the 1999 version)

9. Ryuk: Silly, laughing all the fucking time, gothic, bigback

Death Note

I hope this sums it idk💀

[forjongseong]

“Crimson red,” he answered. The color of your lipstick. The color of his chin after you first made out with him in your office. The color of his intense feelings for you.

FUCKING RUINED ME. THAT AINT NO REAL MEN LIKE THAT FUCK MY STANDRDS OUT OF THE SCALE NOW MOM HELP-

MILLONES IS A GR8 MASTERPIECE ITS A FULL PACK FLUFF AND SMUT AND COMEDY.

Y/N IS SUCH AN ALPHA FEMALE, VERYL COOL AND STRICT SHES MY DREAM BOSS

THE WAY YOU DESCRIBED YEONJUN AND BEOMGYU I DIED LAUGHING

Yeonjun should be awarded loudest employees of the month.

I CRI

AND THE COSTUME PARTY I LOST IT WHEN BEOMGYU APPEARED AS UNEMPLOYED PLS MY JAW HURTS

I KNOW JAY LOOKING LIKE THIS

WHEN Y/N DIDNT DENY SHE GOT HICKIES TO COVER UP

THEIR SEX IS SO INTIMATE AND PURE

AND U INCLUDE THAT Y/N KEEPING HER SHOES ON?? GODDAMN

AND SHE DIDNT DENY THE HUSBAND ALLEGATIONS FROM PPL

THE OLD COUPLE FROM THE ELEVATOR

AND SHE TOLD JAY TO FUCK THE CONDOM CAUSE SHE WANNA FEEL HIM FILLING HER UP TOT HE BRIM

MY HEART WENT TO A STRAIGHT LINE I JUST KNEW IT

ALL I KNOW IS THAT ILL NEVER MOVE ON FROM THIS

READ MILLONES BY MY GIRL NANA FOR A BETTER LIFE AND TO GET YOUR STANDRDS HIGH WE AINT SETTLING FOR GREMLIN MEN, RUDE MEN,AND TO THE BARE MINIMUM.

YASSSS I'M GETTING MEMES FROM THE LEGEND NINI

FULL PACK OF FLUFF SMUT AND COMEDY -- omg thank you SO MUCH this means A LOT TO ME are you ready for some angst in the next part? BHAHAHAHA

BEOMGYU appearing as unemployed is honestly a scene stealer for me i love his chaotic ass

and OF COURSE I INCLUDED Y/N KEEPING HER SHOES ON! it was in your reaction to carmesi it was a genius idea and I GIVE YOU CREDIT FOR THAT

YESSS WE AINT SETTLING FOR GREMLIN(???) MEN ASHDKJASDHJAKSDHAKJSDH LET'S ALL STRIVE TO BE BOSS YN

[adersky]

So my friends decided to watch Wonder Egg Priority after I told them that it’s almost finished. They are on episode 4. Here is what they think:(Part 1, there is a part 2)

Ai Ohto “Cinammon Roll”-both

Friend 1(Let’s call them Zi):

-Best girl

-love her eyes

-she is now my favorite character

-she seems gay, is she gay?

-Again, Best girl

-So cuteeeee

-Gurl, she’s much cuter than our asses.

-she’s da queen✨(I kid you not they inserted that emoji)

-I wanna hug her so bad

-100/10

Friend 2(Let’s call them Lu):

-wasn’t she your profile pic in meet?

-ohh I kinda like her

- I love her eyes.

- isn’t she your favorite character?

-Aww I’m much prettier.

-girl I sense gay vibes

-I love her slippers.

-I need that kind of hoodie

-100/10

Rika Kawai “Broke dog go woof”-Zi, “The Baddest”-Lu

Friend 1(Zi):

-she’s really cute

- she’s broke like me

-I love her character

- ooooo~ I like the thing around her neck

-Ader, if there’s a Rika’s jacket buy it for me please. Ahem. Late Birthday Gift. Ahem.

- I don’t know why Ader(not my real name) but I agree with Ai. She is like a dog.

-queen✨💕

-I’m naming my new puppy, Rika.

-100/10

Friend 2(Lu):

-I like her design

-OOOOO SHE’S A BADDIE IN A GOOD WAY

-OH, Chile I love her

-she’s my favorite

-we both need money

-yas queen✨

-100/10

Neiru Aonuma “Ai’s Sugar Mommy”-Both

Friend 1:

-She looks like (friend’s name)

-I ship her with Ai

-Rich and a genius. Awesome!

-I like her eyes

-she’s so beautiful

-she’s also a queen ✨

-Ai’s sugar mommy

-sana all nay limo(have a limo)

-sana all tag iya sa company(owner of a company)

(Sana all is like “hope all”)

-100/10

Friend 2:

-Aaahhh, this is the girl you ship with Ai.

-She’s so pretty

-ahh, I see why you ship her with Ai

-sana all kabaw mu flip(knows how to do a flip)

-why does she carry a trolley with her? Doesn’t she get tired?

-I want to have a limo

-Ai’s sugar mommy

-the boss queen💕

-100/10

MOMOE SAWAKI “YOUR DAUGHTER CALLS ME DADDY TOO GIRL”-Zi, “Vogue Queen”-Lu

Friend 1:

-I HAVE BEEN BLESSED ADER. I HAVE BEEN BLESSED.

-I BELIEVE IN MOMOE SUPREMACY

-QUEEN OF ALL QUEENS✨

-THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL I HAVE SEEN

-I AM GLAD I AM ALIVE

-AKMSMWOAJSJIEK

-UHUHUHUH😭(Jus ko)

-STEP ON ME(If you were the same age as me I would have yeet you to the swimming pool. Thank the heavens you’re still 14)

-I SHIP HER WITH RIKA

-10000/10

Friend 2:

-is she a boy?

-Oh she’s a girl? YASSSS

-love her

-I like her style of clothes

-she can be the new miss universe

-she could be a model of vogue

-her smile is so nice

100/10

[byuntrash101]

Cat, your timing for posting part 2 was perfect. I legit just finished my finals 😭. Anyway before I comment on part 2 let me just say one thing I noticed about part 1 hmm.

In part 1 I noticed that bbh did stop OC from leaving the cafe with "worry in his eyes" hmm 🤔 this already made me think that something was up you know. With the warning of not trusting him I was like there's definitely something bad happening/ about to happen outside the cafe so he did all the sexy things with her to delay/keep her safe.

Then in part 2 he also said for her to not come over tomorrow. BBH u sus hahaha. And then we have OC and her father unbothered by the scream inside the restaurant. I already assumed by that time like oh heck they rich and people are screaming they probs the mafia.

The transition of their characters from part 1 being all cute and innocent 🍭to straight up dirty and evil 😏. Maybe they are meant for each other having the best of both worlds.

With all these in mind, I feel like getting Mr. and Mrs. Smith vibes with this except they just started seeing each other.

UNLESS!!unless!! bbh already knows she's mafia and is just using her. hmm I'm just so excited with the next parts ahh. This is probably my fave genre in one like mafia x smut x girl boss. And also chanyeol is here!!

I really hope tumblr fixes this shit. But right now I'm thinking of making a fan account just so I could reblog all the ffs I like (cause this personal acc is followed by my fam lol). And maybe try to write too hmm. Also you don't show up on my following list anymore although you do show up on my feed 😤 tumblr is weird.

Hope you had a great day Cat! we all can't wait for the next parts and also for your other writings!! Rest well

🍔

Hello !!!! Sorry it took me so long to get around to you! I hope you can forgive me :(

Omg how did your finals go ?? You are in med school right ? I admire you so much anyways I hope it went greeat!!!

I love your theories about part 1. One would Baekhyun be worried that day? hehe!!! It's so much funn!!!

yassss to the mister and misses smith vibes I love that movie!!!! I love strong couples like this!!!

Im so so so so happy you like it!!! 😭😭 I love you theories!!! They're amazing!!!

You're too cute wanting to make an account to reblog my stuff but don't worry there no need for that I think i figured out what the probleme was. I think it's du to my cover. Tumblr doesnt like that I use the same image for my posts. For part 3 I went with a super duper small (and ugly, idk how people do those) moodboards and it showed in the tags!!! I was so happy!!!

You are truly an amazing human being!!! ALways lifting me up when im down! Really thank you my juicy anon <3

[behappykeepclassy]

LOVER Track-by-track Impressions

1. I Forgot That You Existed

catchy AF with the da-da-da in the beginning

“Free rent, living in my mind”

love how she sings “and quieeeetttt”

“It isn’t love, it isn’t hate, it’s just indifference”

“I forgot that you sent me a clear message, taught me some hard lessons”

The “So, yeah” at the end is gold, like vocally shrugging

2. Cruel Summer 

Pure BOP!

Feeling that bass in my soul

“I’m always waiting for you to be waiting below” - 80s John Hughes movie style!

“Devils roll the dice, angels roll their eyes” is perfect

The whole chorus floats and soars and I love it so much

“You say that we’ll just screw it up in these trying times, we’re not trying” - SUCH A GOOD LINE

“So cut the headlights, summer’s knife, I’m always waiting for you just to cut to the bone” Ouf!

“I don’t wanna keep secrets just to keep you”

The raspy roar in her voice when she sings “He looks up, grinning like a devil”

3. Lover

Quiet and precious and sweet and lovely and cozy

So happy we have an album with a title song again

4. The Man

“They’d say I played the field before i found someone to commit to”

“Every conquest I had made would make me more of a boss to you”

“I’m so sick of running as fast as I can, wondering if I’d get there quicker if I was a man” - MY MOTTO FROM NOW ON, just running through my head constantly

“What I was wearing, if I was rude” - I feel like this also doubles for her sexual assault case against that radio DJ (blaming the victim)

“I’d be just like Leo in Saint-Tropez” LOL

The whole bridge, when she switches from “And getting bitches and models” to “If I was out flashing my dollars, I’d be a bitch not a baller” OUF

MY INHERENT FEMALE ANGER AT THE INJUSTICE OF THE PATRIARCHY IS ALIVE AND WELL

5. The Archer

This is one of my favourites, even though I’ve had it longer than most cause it was released earlier

Lyrically, best or second best on the album

Destroys me every time, goddamnit

6. I Think He Knows

“I am an architect, I’m drawing up the plans”

I love how she sings “skipping down 16th avenue”, like so specific and wonderful but universal

I like how she owns how much of a catch she herself is in the second verse - like yassss girl

“Lyrical smile, indigo eyes, hand on my thigh, we can follow the sparks (SPARKS FLYYYYYYYY), I’ll smile”

7. Miss Americana & The Heartbreak Prince

The way it starts, it made me think of The Killers “Well somebody told me that you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend…”

“American glory faded before me” - her fall from the spotlight

“I saw the scoreboard and ran for my life” - hiding away from media and everyone

I like how she incorporates the “OKAY” school chant in the background of the chorus

This has a lot of “I Know Places” vibes, especially second verse

The switch in the bridge from “And I don’t want you to (Go), I don’t really wanna (Fight), ‘Cause nobody’s gonna (Win)” to “And I’ll never let you (Go), ‘Cause I know this is a (Fight),” That somebody we’re gonna (Win)”

Wish she’d held the the last note that she started before entering back into final chorus (it sounded like it was going to go on longer

8. Paper Rings

Makes me think of the happiness of “Stay, Stay, Stay” with a dash of “Holy Ground” energy

Easily one of my faves

Jack Antonoff counting us into the chorus, just love him

Just such fun, every lyric and beat

“I like shiny things but I’d marry you with paper rings” and “I hate accidents except when we went from friends to this” SO CUTE

“Honey, without all the exes, fights, and flaws, we wouldn’t be standing here so tall” - so mature and wonderful and she’s so happy now!

I love that she brings it up an octave starting at the bridge and into the final chorus

I can’t help but smile listening to this over and over again

Like, I want Lover as my wedding song and Paper Rings as a choreographed 20s swing dance with my future husband

9. Cornelia Street 

Hit me the second time more than the first, like wow I actually love this

“‘I rent a place on Cornelia Street,’ I say casually in the car” CUTEEEEE

“That’s the kinda heartbreak time could never mend, I’d never walk Cornelia Street again”

Second half of the chorus makes me think of Dress

“Windows swung right open, autumn air, jacket ‘round my shoulders is yours” - ALL TOO WELL callback

“Back when we were card sharks, playing games, I thought you were leading me one, I packed my bags, left Cornelia Street before you even knew I was gone” - makes me think of when she sings “If I had known what I know now, I never would have played so nonchalant” in Come Back, Be Here

“Barefoot in the kitchen” - makes me think of All Too Well “dancing in the refrigerator light”

I also think Cornelia Street doubles for love itself, like this is it for her, this is the one big love for her and there won’t be another so she wants to get it right and keep it safe

10. Death By A Thousand Cuts

Ignore the lyrics and you almost think it’s a happy song (classic Jack Antonoff Bleachers thing to do)

“I look through the windows of this love, even though we boarded them up, chandelier still flickering here” - brilliant

THE PIANOOOOOOOOOOOOO (very Bleachers ‘Wild Heart’ outro)

She goes from “We were a fresh page on the desk, filling in the blanks as we go” in Cornelia Street to “But if the story’s over, why am I still writing pages?” in Death By A Thousand Cuts, and that kills me

“My heart, my hips, my body, my love, Tryna find a part of me that you didn’t touch”

“Our songs, our films, united, we stand, our country, guess it was a lawless land”

“Why are my fears at the touch of your hands? Paper cut stains from my paper-thin plans” - some of the best lyrics on the album right there, IMO

“My time, my wine, my sprit, my trust, Tryna find a part of me you didn’t take up” - this destroyed me more than I thought it would because it was so unexpected and raw, especially the second half of the line, like she’s realizing that he took too much and it hurts but it wasn’t good to lose herself like that

11. London Boy

Is the voice talking in the beginning Idris Elba?

“They say home is where the heart is, But that’s not where mine lives” - she says the second half like a secret she’s sharing with us over wine

Gotta go back to London STAT

“Doesn’t have to be Louis V up on Bond Street” LOL fancy baller line

12. Soon You’ll Get Better

This and The Archer are the two songs I cried during, just gutted

“The buttons of my coat were tangled in my hair” - how we think of the mundane things when the worst things are happening to try and distract ourselves

“Holy orange bottles, each night, I pray to you” - I don’t know what to say

“…’Cause you have to”

I love that the Dixie Chicks are lightly assisting the chorus without taking the song away from Taylor and its focus

The bridge and pre-final-chorus have me crying the most and I don’t know what to do

This remind me a lot of Ronan mixed with Never Grow Up and Fleetwood Mac’s Landslide

13. False God

Sax is a bit like the sax in Bleachers’ Everybody Lost Somebody (not complaining at all)

“We were stupid to jump in the ocean separating us

I get Dress sexy vibes from this (“The altar is my hips”)

The feathery way she sings the second “this loooovee)

Reminds me of “So It Goes…”

14. You Need to Calm Down

Still a bop, and always will be a bop - just so fun

15. Afterglow

I like that she owns up to her mistakes and destructive tendency

Makes me think of the Lover lyric “And I’m highly suspicious that everyone who sees you wants you” and in the music video it’s her jealousy that leads to a fight

“Fighting with a true love is boxing with no gloves”

“I lived like an island, punished you in silence”

16. ME!

Lyrically and musically, exactly like what happened with Look What You Made Me Do and Reputation - almost like a red herring to put us off the sonic trail of her album until single 2 came out

17. It’s Nice To Have a Friend

We get a story again! I’ve missed story song! (think Mary’s Song and Everything Has Changed mixed together)

Lovely chill indie vibes

“Something gave you the nerve to touch my hand”

Love me some trumpet

“Church bells ring, carry me home” (like third verse of Mary’s Song)

“Rice on the ground looks like snow” - poetic cute

18. Daylight

“My love was a cruel as the cities I lived in, everyone looked worse in the light” - like Cruel Summer and Getaway Car and even Back to December, she wanted something and got it, only find it wasn’t what she wanted and she ended up hurting someone in the process

Chorus makes me think of You Are in Love floating synth

“I wounded the good and I trusted the wicked” (Back to December, Getaway Car, I Knew You Were Trouble)

“Clearing the air, I breathed in the smoke” harkens back to The Archer’s “The room is on fire, invisible smoke”

“Threw out our cloaks and our daggers because it’s morning now” - she no longer needs I Know Places, no fear or hiding

“I once believe love would be (Black and white) But it’s (Golden) […] I once believed love would be (Burning red) But it’s golden” - Burning red calls back to Red (duh!), Golden calls back to Dress “Made your mark on me, a golden tattoo”, End Game “It’s like your eyes are liquor, it’s like your body is gold”, So It Goes… “Gold cage, hostage to my feelings” and Dancing With Our Hands Tied “Deep blue, but you painted me golden”

“You gotta step into the daylight and let it go” - remind me of the poem The Trick to Holding On that she wrote for Vogue (“The trick to holding on Was all that letting go”)

The talking outro is very Jack Antonoff/Bleachers’ Strange Desire, cause he threads introspective talking throughout, especially when she says “I wanna be defined by the things that I love” and he sings “I wanna be grateful for the experiences that I’ve had” in You’re Still a Mystery

[lindseyjenningss]

Yassss thank you so much @suicidegirls @missysuicide @sincerelyrambo my first @suicidegirls set of the day in 5 years 😱 And major thank you @sunniesunshine for shooting it and being the best and this lovely caption! Can’t wait for more tour adventures with this badass boss!! 💫 #Repost @sunniesunshine with @get_repost ・・・ Thank you guys so much! Feeling so grateful right now to have had this set of one of my @sgblackheartburlesque tour managers and my partners in kicking ass on the road @lindseyjenningz new set, Belle of the Ballpit selected as set of the day and be headed to the front page on @suicidegirls . ❤️💛💚☀️🌈 THANK YOU TO EVERYONE AT SG WHO PICKED IT AND THE SG MEMBERS AND THE IG PEEPS AND FELLOW SGS AND EVERYONE WHO POSTED AND COMMENTED. It means so much to me to get to shoot my @sgblackheartburlesque girls ❤️💛 📸☀️🌈 this set brings back great memories of my summer 2019 Long Island SG / @420pinups shootfests 📸 #420pinupsshootfest that I got to shoot and see so many friends 💛💫. A little trivia for you -#lindseyjenningz and I are from the same area of Long Island in NY but we didn’t know each other back then. We met in California. 🗺 Aside from being insanely hot, a badass leader on tour, @lindseyjenningz is a hilarious stand up comedian that opens up for SG Blackheart Burlesque - follow her and catch a show :) 💫 https://www.instagram.com/p/B6mmOncn_5-/?igshid=13e0kfrfe9zq5

[astagfirullah-house]

Thin Walls

Bano moved to her cheap new apartment a week ago. Her bags were still unpacked - a testament of a lazy college student. Her parents wanted her to stay at home; when she refused they told her to make it by herself. They thought it would scare her away; she was stubborn though. She would show them she could do it without any one's support. 

The first thing she did was got a job at the nearest club/restaurant as a waitress. She was determined to make it on her own. 

She dizzily remembered last night. It was her birthday and her friends threw her a party; on the way back, high on drinks and happiness, her friends started to ask random people to sing her a song. They were quite loud about it too. 

The older couple just looked at them weird, the kids laughed at them and well it was not a success. Until the rabbit boy. He was standing alone by the roadside, staring off into space when he was rudely interrupted. "Sing her a song. It's her birthday". 

He looked startled, his big doe eyes shinning. He glanced at each of the girls until his eyes rested on the birthday girl. "Let's not bother him. I'm sorry", Bano said as she began to walk past. 

"We don't talk anymore...". Bano turned around when she heard him singing. He had a beautiful voice, but his pitch was all over the place. He was also slurring a little, indicating that he was quite drunk. It was horrible. And yet Bano had not heard a sound more beautiful than that horrible pitch and sloppy words. 

"Thank you" Bano said when he ended the song with a twist of his wrist. 

"You're welcome, lady". He almost toppled over while bowing to her. 

"Are you ok" Bano asked him, concerned. 

"Never been better". His smile scrunched up his nose in the cutest way. They left him there on the street, lost in his own drunken thoughts. 

Bano was rudely snapped back to reality when she heard angsty music blasting from her neighbors walls. These walls were so thin, she could hear everything. Including her neighbor singing along - no screaming along the lyrics. She got super annoyed and punched the wall. When the noise didn't die down she decided to give him a tasted of his own medicine - she brought her speakers and plugged in her Iphone. Though she hated this song, she was gonna play it just to annoy him.  

I'm a barbie girl, in a barbie world... She knew her expensive speakers - the only thing she invested her money in - would drown out his music and she was right. After 3 seconds, she heard a loud what the fuck from her neighbor. Satisfied, she turned it down and finally there was peace. 

She took out her clothes from the suitcase and went to the bathroom. She really needed a shower. She had a habit of humming her favorite song of the week when showering. It just happened to be Chainsmokers this time. She got so into the song she started singing it loudly while getting out of the shower, her towel wrapped around her and her hairbrush acting as a mic. She ended the song with a thank you and bow to her invisible audience and grabbed her clothes to get changed. 

Bano left her apartment to get mail from her mailbox when she sensed a presence behind her. She got startled, dropping her mail all over the ground. 

"Sorry I didn't mean to scare you". It was rabbit boy. He was here. And he was picking up her mail. 

"Uh thanks", Bano said awkwardly. "You live around here?" she asked shyly. Rabbit boy just smiled in reply. 

Bano was about to leave when she heard him say "Chainsmokers is my favorite band too by the way". 

Oh hell NO Bano wanted to yell as she realized it. It couldn't be! Since when did karma turn against her! She turned around to glare at her neighbor before walking back to her apartment. Today was not going smoothly. At. All. 

She was pacing her tiny apartment anxiously. Rabbit boy, the one and only who sang so horribly and made her night better was her infuriating neighbor who loved to scream Back in Black randomly throughout the day. How was this possible? He was so obnoxious with his loud music and not caring about his neighborly attitude, but why did he have to be so cute! Her thoughts were interrupted by a knock on the door. While she was debating whether to answer the door or not, something slipped through the door.

"You left this behind", the sticky note said. Bano peeled it away to see an envelope addressed to her apartment. Junk mail. Again. She threw the mail and the note in the trash while she went to get ready for work. 

She thought the day couldn't get any worse. She was wrong. Not only was her boss very...well bossy, her customers were no better either; shamelessly flirting and making her uncomfortable. She was mid way through her 4 hour shift when rabbit boy walked in, sitting in her section. She almost dropped a customer's order when her eyes met his; he was so beautiful it was overwhelming. She cleared her throat as she walked towards him and took his order without blushing and stuttering. He ate alone and in silence, not glancing at her at all during the time he was at the club. But when he left after clearing his bill, and tipping her amazingly, he didn't go out the door but instead at the stage. 

"What's he doing?", Bano asked her co-worker. 

"He plays and sings sometimes. He has an angelic voice", her co-worker sighed. 

Bano was skeptical. She still remembered him singing horribly to her that day, with no talent whatsoever. That was until he actually picked up the guitar and sang. His voice was beautiful, hitting every note perfectly, a far cry from his screechy mess that day. Bano got off work the same time as he stopped singing. 

"Well since we live in the same building, I'll walk you home", rabbit boy said. Bano simply nodded in reply. He seemed so nice and polite, and he hadn't played loud music since their battle of AC-DC versus Barbie Girl. "So I didn't catch your name". 

"Umm...I'm Bano".

"I'm Jungkook. Nice to meet you". They walked a few more feet in silence. 

"Look. I need to apologize. I didn't know you were living next door. It was empty for a long time. I guess I went home for the weekend because I didn't see you move in. Also embarrassing you about singing in the shower. Though I do like the Chainsmokers. I hope I didn't offend you too much".

"Um ..yeah no issues" Bano said, suddenly shy. This boy was not only cute, but he was so polite too. Bano couldn't grasp how she had misjudged him at the beginning. They walked the rest of the way in awkward silence. 

"So uh...thank you for walking me back", Bano said while opening her door. 

"No issues. Anytime" Jungkook said as he went inside his apartment and locked the door.

Bano was getting ready for bed, wearing her oversized Naruto pajamas when a shrill noise startled her. She rushed to open her door and see what's going on; a few people were coming out of their apartments. 

"Excuse me...what's going on?", Bano asked a random people passing by. 

"Fire alarm", he muttered while walking away. 

Bano quickly grabbed her keys and went out, locking her door behind. The residents were gathered outside in front of the building waiting for the fire trucks. "Hello neighbor", Jungkook waved at her through the crowd. 

"Hi", Bano replied with a small smile.

"So...nice pajamas. You look cute", Jungkook gave her a once over. Bano had forgotten she was in her oldest pajamas which quite possibly had a few holes. Jungkook started talking about Naruto and soon Bano got engaged in the conversation. They chatted until they were told to go back in their apartments. The fire alarm was a prank by some kids. 

"Um so...listen..." Jungkook began. 

"Yeah...?" 

"Um...nothing never mind". Jungkook quickly shut his door.

A few seconds later, there was a knock on the door. Bano opened it to find no one there, but as she was about to close it, she noticed a sticky note.

Would you like to go get dinner tomorrow? With me? I'll even sing Chainsmokers for you :P. Yes or Yes?. She grabbed her pen and tick-marked both yes check boxes. She stuck it on his door, knocked and retreated.

She stood with her ear against their shared walls, waiting for him to get the message. 

"YASSSS", she could hear his shout through the wall before he realized she could probably hear and quieted down.This was going to be fun. 

A/N: I really want to continue this. Maybe I will someday

[adorealeclightwood]

SH Live Review, 3x11: Lost Souls.

I am not ready for this, but here we go. 

I totally forgot Clary was on death row at one point. Damn.

Oh, this recap is hurting my goddamn feelings. 

Simon and Jace on the roof ):

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH ALEC IS UP AND RUNNING. 

WAIT. PAUSE. TIME OUT. HOLD ON. FLAG ON THE PLAY. How much time has passed? Last time I saw Alec, he had a whole arrow in his chest. I know they didn’t just say “fuck it!” and rip it out. Pressing play. 

A decoy? What was that thing?

Why is Jace’s voice so deep? 

Why isn’t he picking up his blades?

JACE WHAT THE FUCK

Ohhh. Oh. Oh man. 

I missed this theme song! THIS IIIIIIIISSS THE HUUUUUUUUUUNT.

Oh my God, Simon with the flashbacks. 

OH MY GOD? He can’t even hurt himself. Fuck, that’s rough. 

Magnus? I’m going to CRY. STOP. 

Jace, don’t you open that door. 

Clary drew him while he was sleeping. Someone get me a drink and some tissues. 

Why does this remind me of that part in Breaking Dawn right before Bella woke up as a vampire? Maybe it’s the lighting. 

Who the hell is that????

BITCH I FORGOT ABOUT JONATHAN LOL. He’s kinda hot.

He’s offering her breakfast like he wasn’t trying to kill her whole crew a few days ago. The nerve. 

Siberia? For what?!

This is so weird. I keep thinking about when he was in Sebastian’s body and he kissed her. Now he wants to be brotherly. Boy bye. 

Clary, it’s cold outside ma’am. 

SHIT Alec is fine. I missed the neck rune. Fuck. Fuck. 

His smile? I’m dead. I am dead. 

YASSSS, MAIA IS BACK!

This is so fucked. I get why she left, but the timing was so shitty. It’s not fair for either of them. 

Simon ):

I am in awe. My man looks incredible. 

Jace literally needs therapy, holy shit. Why is he always by himself? 

“What are you doing?” Oh you know, just redecorating. 

Pauuuuuse. He went through a whole possession, killed innocent people, killed Imogen, damn near killed Clary like three times, begged for them to kill him, stabbed his parabatai, and he still remembers everything. Somebody get him to a psychiatrist ASAP. Pressing play. 

No, Izzy, you really don’t. 

Magnus watching them in the doorway is so precious. I love them. 

Madzie was like “look at the flick of the wrist” and threw a moon lmaooo. She’s too cute. 

Alec doesn’t give one shit about that movie. 

Nana? Excuse me? 

OH GIRL. GET THE FUCK. 

How’d she get in? I thought that hoe was dead? I’m lost. 

You mean to tell me Clary can create runes no one has ever seen, but she can’t activate one to stay warm? Okie-dokie. 

Ah, I see. No magic = no wards. 

WAIT A MINUTE, ARE YOU SEEING WHAT I’M SEEING? ALEC IS ROCKING THE SEASON ONE HAIR. SOUND THE ALARM. THE HAIR/MAKEUP DEPARTMENT HEARD MY CRIES. 

This whole scene is very season one to be honest. 

Oooh, that was an interesting look. 

Alec is such a realist. Jace needs it. 

Jace you know damn well Alec couldn’t kill you. Even after he decided he was going to, he physically couldn’t make himself do it. Lower your voice. 

Both of them have a bit of a death wish if we’re being honest. 

That boss to big brother transition was lovely. 

Damn Izzy, rude much? She’s been in your face for two seconds, chill out. 

GIRL. That was uncalled for. 

Jonathan can’t warm her up either? Well damn. 

Can Iris quit popping up? I almost dropped my fucking cheetos. 

WHAT THE- *sigh*. 

Clary looks mad as hell. I’m hollering. 

STOP. PAUSE. “We’re not that different, you and me.” Guys, I hate that line. Let me turn my caps lock on so you can hear me. I FUCKING HATE THAT LINE. I cringe whenever I read or hear it. It’s overused and...ugh. This whole try-to-make-the-villain-relatable trope needs to die. Every time a character says some shit like that, it’s always a situation where they’re the exact opposite of the person they’re trying to relate/compare themselves to. My blood is officially boiling and my skin is definitely crawling. Next. 

Having shitty parents doesn’t mean you get a pass to try and kill people, Jonathan. 

What is Luke doing in a hotel? I’m lost again. 

Who is Ollie? What?

Luke is such a cop. Look at that wall. 

Oh my God, this dialogue. They’re going the this-dude-sounds-crazy-but-he’s-absolutely-right route. Yawn.

I want Iris dead. 

WELL DAMN. 

My head is spinning. When did Rafael get to Detroit? 

Why is Heidi still alive? Loose ends, tsk tsk. 

Pause. When I hear “oldest vampire in the world”, I think of Klaus Mikaelson. Now I’m crying again. 

“ArE tHe LeGeNdS tRuE” WE HEARD TEN DIFFERENT CHARACTERS SAY THEY WERE TRUE, JUST TELL US WHO THE VAMPIRE IS SO WE CAN GO HOME, SHIT. 

Magnus got that 264 gigabyte memory. 

He knows it’s a trick though, right? Right?

I’m willing to bet money that’s not Madzie. 

I KNEW IT. I FUCKING KNEW IT. 

I forgot she could throw the whip!

Gia ain’t shit. 

Alec and Magnus stay circling each other like cats. 

LMAOOO HIS FACE. 

Can Simon and Maia kiss and make up already? My chest hurts. 

Jonathan was gone all night and came back with a few twigs for firewood? BOY IF YOU DON’T GET YOUR ASS OUT THERE AND GRAB SOME LOGS. 

CLARY ARE YOU SERIOUS? DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE MARK LILITH GAVE YOU? You literally held a knife to your own throat and threatened to kill yourself in order to kill Jonathan. Remember!?

Girl, I guess. 

We really hit the ground running huh? I have so many questions. 

[winterrose527]

Prologue

“Jonathan you can’t sit on my lap while I’m driving!,” Bobby cried. 

“But you’re just so delicious! I’m just in love with this…,” Jonathan protested, making the other guys laugh. 

“It feels like a good time for a intro,” Antoni piped in from the back, his trademark wide smile alight with wonder. 

“Yassss okay, oh my god girls YUM, what even is this?,” Jonathan squealed excitedly.

“Tell us we are dying back here!,” Karamo protested. 

“Okay our goddess divine is Jon Snow, he is 29, lives in Winterfell, Vermont, could you just die? His best friend’s wife Ella signed him up. Oh my god she is just too cute she made us a video!”

“Hello Fab Five! I’m nominating our best friend Jon. He is always there for me and my husband and our family, including our little son Ned who thinks his Uncle Jon is god’s personal gift to him. His mentor and surrogate father-slash-boss passed away recently and Jon has taken over the business and between that and helping out in our little community (My husband Robb is the mayor and -well anyone I’ll tell you all that later) he never finds time for himself. It’s been a while since his last relationship and as good and smart and handsome as he is, he never dates anyone who treats him well. I think it’s his confidence, and no matter what I say it doesn’t make a bit of difference. So what do you say Fab Five? Can you show our hero how special he is?”

“Okay well we are keeping her forever,” Karamo stated definitively.

“What a sweet, sweet girl, she clearly cares about him so much and really worries for him…,” Antoni surmised.

“He seems to be using all of his positivity and energy taking care of other people, and what we need him to do is really take care of himself,” Bobby noted.

“YAAAASSS, and failing that we need him to take. Care. Of. Me. I mean Daddy,” Jonathan said and finally tilted the screen so the other guys could see him. 

After they resuscitated Tan everything was fine…

[inhalareexhalare]

Dianne Is so Awesome but She Might Freak If She Saw Me Post About That/Whatever the Hell Is Happening to Me

I managed to speak with more confidence over the phone with my boss, Dr. Seth. And then I initiated a long conversation with Ms. Dianne that lasted for almost an hour until my boss arrived so we each had to return to our work hahaha

So many stories! I admire her capacity to be patient with people and her capability to keep conversations bright without sacrificing her own feelings. She is driven to be truthful to people, and not just the if-I-am-asked kind; she has the initiative to tell you things that she feels bothered about in you, but with genuine compassion that you don’t feel attacked at all.

She knows how to balance yourself with other people. She knows how to balance teamwork with self-improvement. Most of all, she never allows an external, material, temporary thing to be a basis of motivation. She believes in having a real sense of purpose.

She is the kind of girl who lives in the company of people. She thrives in it.

I admire how she can balance the energy of a conversation (I made sure to let her know this). She doesn't extinguish the negative parts, but she balances it out with her own positive energy. Allowing other people to remember to heal themselves in the process. Spreading a remembrance of hope.She does all this, and she does it without knowing. I can tell she enjoyed trying to really answer why and how she does it.

I don’t have to thrive in it, but I’d like to be able to at least develop it as a skill, so I can also bring people up.

She believes in positive reinforcement, in motivating people to get better by themselves, rather than punishment that might work short-term but in the end kills what matters most.

That is true. I should do my best too.

2019-01-15 10:08 Philippines Friday

To Karu:

i have a letter for you and it contains a bigger perspective to whatever the hell it is that is happening to me

i'm so sorry

After sleeping alone two nights in a row, (the first night with my blood vessels boiling, figuratively, from who knows why, after Karu announced he’ll be away to a beautiful place) I just heard from him (he called me just now) and I felt so...cold. Like, dead cold. I was bitter. Monotone. Indifferent.

I can very easily tell you about my loneliness, reader, and although I won't expound on it I can very easily give some trusted friends a primer about it, but Karu is different. Somehow I feel so restrained to do that, and it's something I'm doing to myself.

I feel so desperate to hide it. It reminds me of how I maintain an icy poker face when others used to bully me (and gave up soon enough because I was indifferent). Is Karu a bully to me? I don't think so. But it's there. The fear of revealing more than I am comfortable to.

So here’s what I found out, in letter form for Karu to read (o my lord i am so sorry you ended up with a person like me who has low understanding of her own emotions):

Why am I so bitter to you

when we speak?

It’s like I don’t want to show

the loneliness inside me

in front of you

I fully enjoy everything

else that is happening

but your voice reminds

me too much of something that I long for

and, in self-dialogue, the second part:

that makes sense.

bitter is a plant

that is taken cared of poorly

but you’re not a plant, are you?

you’re the number one care you have

so be okay with being lonely

be kind to yourself

water yourself as often as necessary

you don’t need to fear yourself 

anymore

Also me, to Karu:

(he needs help to prepare gig clothes for tomorrow, so i’m probably the one available to do just that. he also said he’d be there with me tonight, but even that possibility is something i’m avoiding right now. i’m too scared to hope when i’m on bitter/sulk mode.

 i usually enjoy doing stuff for him but i’m still transitioning from feeling bitter... it takes work. i won’t give up!)

is it oki if [lobo] gets some snack later? i know it's not good to indulge but i might get pissy and stuff doing laundry and getting pissed for no reason haha

From Karu:

Yassss! Although the only thing that needs manual washing is the white button down

To Karu:

unless i get too lazy to bring laundry bags to the laundry shop of course hahaha i honestly think that's more likely to happen XD

my sulky mode needs a lot of working on, and i won't give up, so that might change but this is my mood right now haha still trying to transition properly

From Karu:

It's okay. I can take the stuff to the shop. If I get home early, I should also be able to cook

[Karu] gonna take care of sulky [Lobo]

Will gib hugs toooooo

  To Karu:

:< thanks

From Karu:

It all gud. I just have to get home hahaha 

That’s exactly the hope I’m avoiding right now I’ll just let him read this entry later...

From Karu (cont’d):

Do we haz laundry funds?

[Karu] is gonna get paid tomorrow ehehe

We will also try to start surviving on 200 pur dei

To Karu:

yes

okiii

From Karu:

Awesome heeheehee

Pork steak, yes?

To Karu:

....*•-•* nod

To be honest, I only ever use this awkwardly-self-made-but-too-accurate emoji with Karu. My poker face has zero capability to do this face (or any other emotional face) but the feeling tends to only apply to Karu.

From Karu:

I'll go see if we can go that route today  If not, I'll just think of something else hahaha

Upper limit for food is 250 and lower limit is 150. So I guess we eat less now when we get carinderia food hahaha

Lez get you some art materials and get me some goddamn lessons and yaw yan

Would you like some paint to play with?

Oh fuck I gotta change my strings soon btw. Maybe April or June :)

To Karu:

let's find pout i guess. eating less will probably help me appreciate food more. anything in excess makes us feel sick.

Yaw Yan's good.

painting materials are crazy expensive though

From Karu:

Pout?

To Karu:

out

punintended

freudian slip

lof yu

From Karu:

We can save up for art stuff :)

To Karu:

morp

I notice that Karu isn’t using the “:))” today. Change of brain?

or maybe it’s just the mood.

I’m stopping here, it seems to be irrelevant now lol

2019-01-15 10:50 Philippines Friday

Feeling these things, I was about to do a last-minute ditch a.k.a. escape from my (previously initiated) informal lunch date with the big group of secretaries today, until Dianne reached out her hand to me.

She actually didn’t, but I swear, that was what it was like to me. All she did, really, was beckon. I don’t even think she did it consciously/purposefully. But that. That evaporated all the doubt that I had left of joining them for lunch. 

Her hand in my mind, reaching out for mine. And I took it.

It is good to have good friends. She knows a little about my social anxiety since I told her about it this morning to celebrate and explain my celebration, of my progressing confidence in front of Dr. Seth.

That was what led to us having a long conversation. Halfway, I was almost losing attention, but I willed it on. It was just my fear that was trying to pull me out.

And I made it okay. We made it okay. Her hand, my hand.

I can’t give up now.

This is also training so I can reach out to people who might have similar struggles as myself.

2019-01-15 13:49 Philippines Friday

Aaand he's not home.

Well, I expected as much. It still stings a little though.

It seems he forgot it's Friday again. I get out of work an hour earlier than usual every Friday.

Actually, I don't even think he's coming for dinner tonight. I'm tired.

Guess I'm getting my own food and doing the laundry, then play some mind fucking games later. That should prep me up for tomorrow's story writing.

2019-02-15 18:04 Philippines Friday

Then again, life is only filled with uncertainties.

If I can't even embrace this, I've no right to pursue something as weird as psychology.

(Though I'd only apply this mindset to myself. Tough love works with myself most of the time. If it's my own voice HAHA I'm such a prideful creature.)

Speaking of psychology, what if I happen to unconsciously use Karu at this point in time as a hiding place from myself? My bitter/sulk mode as well as my nighttime separation anxiety are both based on fear of being alone to myself.

Alone with my thoughts. My ultimate chaos. My infantile order. I can't escape order for too long and hide in my mess of chaos. Order is in order. It won't do to just have chaos. I have to systemically know myself.

I didn't know Karu before, but I already had these things a long time ago. I always knew it never was Karu's fault or mistake, but could this be something closer to the truth?

I truly love him, but sometimes I feel weir. Maybe in those "sometimes," I use the warmth of our togetherness as a form of escapism.

Remember the letter I wrote earlier today?

"You don't need to fear yourself anymore."

The last line. I was worried at first that it didn't fit in my poem, especially that my head and hand just sort of spat it out there unconsciously. I seriously considered whether to delete it,

but I couldn't.

A slip of the pen?

I feel like I am closer to my personal truth. If you feel or think though, reader, that something's amiss or inconsistent with my observations and analysis, by all means please share your insight.

For now, I'll keep note of this.

To begin with, when I first was infatuated with Karu, my intention was just all him. He interested me very much. He is my first love. (I'm really lucky to be with someone as willing and patient as him. He isn't patient at all for most things, but he is when it matters.) (I always had a hard time being in love with others. I was indifferent a lot before. I had a sexual crush on my adopted older brother at age 5, and then a mutual crush with a high school close friend that I turned down because I got bored when he confessed. I know, I'm fucked up. But those are tales for another day.) Annnyway. And then I transitioned into the kind of sober love, where it felt like a deep ocean where my infatuation before was just a puddle.

But it never changed the fact that my intention was to make him happy. To love him. To give him affection, attention, and care.

I mean, who enters a relationship thinking, "I want to be with you to become a better person."

NO ONE does! But we all should!

With the all-for-the-other mindset we have, we risk destroying ourselves and even the other in the process.

It's all very romantic and courageous and admirable to have so much passion in caring for another, but forgetting yourself is setting both of you up in a pretty ugly loop.

Point is, getting into any kind of relationship just so you could celebrate not being alone anymore... Sends quite an important message.

You're uncomfortable with being alone with yourself.

You are who you end up with until the end of your life. Might as well learn to love this self.

It's important to take care of your social life, but you need to be doing it for the right reasons.

But don't worry, and don't punish yourself. It wastes time. When you find yourself in misalignment, reconfigure, and start over.

It's never too late, as long as you have breath and you have mind.

Stay Alive, everyone! Never stop learning.

I have feelings. That are unpleasant. That I look for other things that might take it away. But they're never taken away. Only hidden.

It's only now I realize (again), I've been trying to banish something important in me. These unpleasant feelings were treated poorly by myself. I didn't give them enough time. I'm too impatient, too afraid.

But now I remember. To let things go, you've got to let them in first.

Change usually involves more of involvement rather than stepping back.

And besides, learning to be comfortable with who you really are? I'd think that's the true, real love.

2019-02-15 19:13 Philippines Friday

I got to open up a bit about how I am sad to Karu last night.

Also, it's been a while, so I knew he was bursting. I helped him release.

Of course, that made it easy to thaw my ice. But I'd like to be able to learn how to show him more of my loneliness with more willingness.

[tumblueberry]

Okay guys buckle up because I forgot to update Serena’s adventures last week and this one’s game has been amazing too. It’s three pages in word worth of text, you’ve been warned.

Last week:

We got to the nearest town in our way north to a Baroness' lands. Royce the human warlock knows her and apparently has some kind of deal (and respect to a point) this woman. The plan is to go there so they can do their business, tell her about the giants and dragons we saw and then continuing our quest to recovering his and our cleric's lost years of youth.

We arrive, a guard from a prominent order greets us and points us to the two inns in town. After chatting a bit about how things are here, we go to the good inn. There, we find our new bard YAAASS. His name is Justin Keis. Read it again. Yes. It's a pun. I love him already. Justin was talking to the bartender and she was being racist, so Nayah the human paladin stood up for him, and then the rest of the party just came down to the woman. Justin is a tiefling, btw! So, we obviously decided she didn't deserve our money! We went to the bad inn instead xD It smelled bad, everything was sticky and the bartender was an asshole, but at least he was like that to everybody and not just the weirdly colored, horned ones. There, we find our other new companion. His name is Elarel and he's a sea elf? Or something like that? An elf but like... green xD

Somehow we end up telling the man about what happened, he runs outta the place and we're left there with our super awful stews while we hear how people are freaking out. Of course, the boss of the previous guard enters the inn shortly after and we tell him again about the giants in the sky. Bit of time passes, we go to the small market and learn about ships not being able to go fishing because of the pirates. They have to buy food from nearby towns and everyone is misserable. I bought and stiletto though B) and Molk the lizzardfolk bought a big fish just to use the bone. Uro, his caracal companion, had a feast xD Then Royce bought some new clothes for the visit to the Baroness and I can't remember what else.

Anyway, we then go the beach and of course it turned into an anime beach episode. But like, with nudity and obscenity. First of, we made a little fire and Justin started playing his lute. Alana the half-elf clerid took off her clothes and ran into the water after a bit of meditation. Royce took off his clothes, swam and then started running after Uro with no success. But just imagine a 60 year old man, naked, running after a fucking caracal in a beach xDDD Meanwhile Molk was enjying some scuba diving and seeing THINGS, but we don't know what. Nayah joined us later in the water and Alana used thunderwave to create huge waves! It was cool, Serena swam along with the big wave and then did the little mermaid with her hair, looking just like one. I'm very proud of that. I also used shape water to create penises and boobs in the air with water xDDD After that I ran out of the water and rolled over the sand until I reached Justin and joined him with my flute. It was all very chill then. Last thing we did was making our own stew with potatoes and fish, not very good but better than the inn's lol. Then went to said inn, drank a bit, saw Royce having a fight with a random dude and then basically going to bed!

THE NEXT DAY aka today's game:

We wake up, take our horses and head out of this town promising to our dear Nayah we'll come back to help with the pirates. We also heard there were some trouble with missing people and attacks in the road we had to take up north, so we tell her we'll investigate. Later that day we set camp and look around for clues on big animals or something that could be attacking travelers... turns out, a fucking undead demon thing shows up. I don't know the name of the creature, but it was like a skelleton dog with fire instead of meat or furr. He saw Nayah, so we had to fight. During the fight we got lucky and the thing didn't touch us. We could destroy it and see how the palading precisely got the HDYWDT and it was awesome, she sank her axe into the creature's skull, it broke in half and then the entire thing turned into ashes. From them, we found a medallion with the symbol of the Lord of the Hells or something like that. Royce wanted to keep it but Nayah talked him into not wearing the symbol of a forbidden and perverted faith that was based in hurting others. So, we decide to not tell this to anyone, unlike the giant-dragons thingy in the previous town, and maybe only tell the mayor/person in power in the next place. We agree to shut our mouths and go to sleep.

Next day, we take our things and horses and ride to the next town, a happier, richer place. Less inhabitants but many farming lands. A guard stops us to say hello and ask our business and we're told they only had problems with outlaws. And something about the mayor but I didn't really get what's the deal with that woman :/ Anyway, the guard kindly points us towards the two taverns in town and we go to the less expensive one. Still kinda expensive for our little money looool. There, Royce tries to pick a fight with another random man but the owner of the inn was there and threw a dagger to the table where they were almost getting into the fight. They stop, obviously, and we go talk to the woman. She was an adventurer too once, and she sees us as adventurers to be. The woman asks us what we want, we talk about drinks and rooms, and then Royce asks for rumors. Justin said he wanted to play in the little scenario so I told the woman we would perform the greatest show she's ever seen! So, while Royce and Alana kinda exchange rumors with the owner, I start thinking about what the hell I will do. Now, I'm very sorry for myself, Serena and you guys, because I was NOT paying attention to them talking. My anxiety went over the roof and all I could do was trying to plan a good show by myself. The thing is, Justin's player was trying to get wifi from a plaza outdoors because he doesn't have it nstalled in his new students' rooms yet! So we could only communicate during his turns very briefly and through text, that made it more difficult to share info and plan shit. WELL, I can only remember that at some point Nayah and Royce were talking about the Baroness and gods and being a good person?? Oh, and that this woman apparently may have deals with pirates, yes, that's why Nayah was kinda angry and wanted to really talk to the Baroness. If this woman has a lot of farming land, produces a lot of food, and then has deals with pirates to prevent other towns from fishing aka getting their own food and way of living... they'll depend or her and her product, thus making her more rich sinc they have to buy food from her lands.

That's all I can gather :/ I may ask in private another day...

After that, more people arrive to drink after the day’s work, including the mayor and some friends of the innkeeper!

When they all had their talk time, the DM gave us bards the chance to describe what we do. And here goes our performance, I'm very proud of it, I had ideas and the dice really blessed us tonight :__) First, Justin starts playing the lute from the bar where we were drinking. I follow him for a few steps and then rise my voice so I'm heard “Ladies, gentlemen, dear audience here in our beloved Chatty Troll (the tavern lol)! Tonight you'll be witnesses of a very peculiar performance from the hands of the most singular Justin Keis – give the man an applause!- and yours truly, Serena of Shalesteps!” /applauds to herself as well. The people were responding but not too interested yet. “Look closely, and don't miss a thing... WATCH THIS!”. I start tapping the scenario at the rythm of Justin's lute, clapping to encourage the audience to do te same. When I'm sure I have their attention I grab my two daggers and brand new stiletto, I play with them, throw them in the air, juggling while tapping the floor. Justin's music gets more intense, and so I conjure and illusion of an extra dagger right in the air. The tavern was IMPRESSED, people started cheering and clapping on their own. Justin made the music go more and more intense, and reaching the climax I put the blades away, put out my flute with some accrobatic moves and start playing with my companion. Then, I cast cloud of daggers and the audience GASPS, everyone surprised, applauding, going crazy for us! A kid tried to touch the daggers but I stepped in front of them and just started walking around the area to prevent any other curious hands that would probably be chopped off :) Justin decides to stop the intense music, so I puff away the daggers and let him do his more peaceful, quieter melody now. He starts playing something soft and beautiful, singing along, then I accompany the melody with my own flute. We play a bit more and when he signs me with his head, we both stop at the same time and bow.

EVERYONE WAS GOING CRAZY ABOUT IT. We had such good luck with the dice, dudes, some nat20s, some beautiful high rolls, we were LIT SHIT this evening. The people at the inn threw us money to the scenario, we got asked things, the innkeeper invited us to drinks and we could stay there for free, FREE! Yassss I'm so proud of us :__) This is a fucking dream, you guys.

The best part is, Serena saw two kids trying to play with knives and she went there and taught them things, just like when she was a little rascal of a girl and some circus guy taught her about throwing daggers ;__;

After that, Royce got into a fight, lost, we drank aaaaand end of the game! Most of us got drunk and woke up with a hangover, but that's a problem for next Tuesday. Aaaah I'm so hyped I can't sleep xD We had a BLAST! Bar fighting, performance, an undead demon dog thing from hell!

Best party ever, guys, I'm thrilled.

More next week! Sorry it's such a long read lol. Love you guys <3

[txemrn]

2.4 millions years later...

My amazingly gifted and deliciously funny sister, please forgive me for being so late in this reblog! Fair warning: it's probably going to be quite naked because I can't seem to get the right gifs to stick and post. But... I don't care because the MOST important thing is that you get the praise YOU DESERVE for this amazing masterpiece. More on that in a bit... 😁

From the get go, Liam... *swoons* Just, Liam... *swoons* I want him. I need him Oh, baby, oh baby... and then he can put a baby in me. Shoot, he can put two in me at one time (and you know how the idea of twins TERRIFIES me). He is such a supportive husband. We know this, but to watch him be so endearingly patient with Riley, giving her a moment to calm down, rubbing her back, just listening to her... this just... man, it makes me SWOON! He's just so loving, and I want him on my dodgeball team.

And then...

Fucking Mara... we are HAVING A MOMENT WITH OUR FRIENDS ON VACAY BEFORE WE TAKE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING ASS OUT! Gah, just seeing her name is like hearing nails on a chalkboard. I'm on to you... but I'm hoping you keep with your record of being terrible at doing anything right. 😂

BAM! I didn't realize I was walking into a dick measuring contest! Neville, put that thing away, and listen to the queen roar! And to add insult to injury, check out them BALLS! Whew... facing Neville like a boss ass bitch... YASSSS QUEEN!

Sweet baby Eleanor, wondering where her mom is... my heart is being tugged... sweet baby girl...

WHY DO WE NEED EXTRA GUARDS?! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!

This series... I hope you realize you inspire me. YES. YOU. INSPIRE. ME. Not to mention I'm jealous of you. Now listen closely: you came up with a bomb-ass theory, turned it into a bomb-ass story, fought through adversity of STUPID people and writer's block, and LOOKIE THERE! We're almost there, sister! Almost home! And it's been so exciting! I am so friggin proud of you and proud of this. Love you so dearly, sweet friend. 💜💜💜

Sapere Aude - Part 12

Book: The Royal Heir

Pairing: King Liam Rys x Queen Riley Brooks

All characters belong to Pixelberry.

Catch Up Here

If you’re new to Sapere Aude, please click the link above to start from the beginning. There’s so much going on right now that you’ll be way too confused to start from this point. Plus, there are some major bombshells that won’t be as fun if you read this and get a bunch of spoilers.

Series Description: I developed a theory of what I think will happen in TRH Book 4, and I was encouraged by some very lovely people to turn my theory into a fic, so here it is. Basically, Riley is recruited to join the Via Imperii, this series will follow her as she joins them to try and bring them down from the inside, and all of the drama and bombshells she learns along the way. Sapere Aude is Latin for “dare to know” it seemed like an appropriate title.

Rating: PG-13 Adult language, discussions of death, conspiracy, blackmail, and other adult themes.

Warning: The Royal Heir Book 3 Spoilers all over the place.

Disclaimer: I have no current affiliation with any other Via Imperii themed stories. Any claims that I have pre-read anything are false.

Word Count: 2,015

A/N: I started writing this chapter, and all of the sudden realized it was way to long, and nobody was going to be able to hang in for the whole thing, so I ended up splitting it up into two, which means chapter 13 is already on deck and ready to roll, you should be seeing that next week (I don’t want to bombard you with too many chapters at once). I really didn’t know what I was going to do with this part of the story, but I just started writing and my fingers spit out the words.

Shout outs to @jessiembruno​ for constantly letting me annoy you with brainstorming, snippet bombardment, and beta read love notes. You are the best ride or die a girl could ask for. @txemrn​ thank you for pre-reading, and being an amazing cheerleader. All of this, this whole story, me writing in general, it’s all your fault, and I will forever be grateful to you for it (if you hate my work, and wonder who the hell I think I am to be here and be doing this, A. I agree and B. blame this lady). @twinkleallnight​ thank you thank you thank you for both of the amazing mood boards that you created for me. I appreciate you.

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“Riley, love, come sit. You need to calm down, I can’t understand what you’re saying.” Liam carefully guided her to the couch and helped her sit. “Wait right there, take deep breaths, I’m going to go get you some water.” He kissed her forehead and wiped away a few of her tears before walking into the kitchen, quickly returning with a glass of water. He placed it in her hands and sat beside her, placing one hand on her back, the other on her knee.

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[lycanhood]

Supergirl 3x02 “Triggers” liveblog

Too much Mon-El already

OMG  sanvers making out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Same Eve same

Lena doesn’t like salmon *jots that down

Where is Jess tho? Is she really running L-Corp in Lena’s absence? Is that canon now?

But I like L-Corp. Are we not gonna be there anymore? Sad

They text, James. ALL THE TIME. With heart emojis

Um Kara you can’t blow Lena off like that she’s your boss and more importantly your wife

Sanvers fighting over Winn!!!

BAND! Obviously

I’m sorry “jiggy”?

Psi is hot. Kara, also hot

Maggie is comforting Kara!!! More please

Kaa had “episodes” possibly panic attacks when she first came to earth

Ruining Mom’s first day at work? Not cool, kid. what about all that money? She’s going to work at L-Corp or Catco right?

How does Snapper feel about this change in management (angry I bet)

Oh no, Lena, James be friends not...anything else at all. I can’t tell if Lena is annoyed or impressed. Possibly both

Uh Kara watch the mustang please! It hasn’t done anything wrong (other than gas guzzling)

Someone please play with this girl. She obviously needs a friend

*Jonn’s psychic powers continue to be useless. Me: *shocked

I feel like i’m in a fucking video game

“My pod got knocked off course…” No shit

Alex is so suspicious

Why Winn and not Alex? Are you guys besties again?

Yeah! Fuck Stephanie Harrison!

“You know how many people in this world want to have superpowers?” *slowly raises my hand*

Oh no. oh no oh no oh no

“You don’t have to hide from me, Kara.”

Oh shit oh no.

*bitch mode activated*

Their first fight. I hate this. Lena is right tho, get it together, Kara.

Oh that was painful

Um Kara, your shirt, honey

Oh no a panic attack!

Holy shit, Kara really? Really? You just had to make a hole in the whole building?

Please talk to your sister, I need it

What the fuck was wrong with that elevator tho? Go mf GO!

I need Kara and Lena to talk and make up (and kiss) by the end of this episode

SOMEONE GET HER!!!

Alex is so sexy and cute. How?

Is Sam talking to Lena? I think, she is. Are they dating? Kara better shape up

Uuuuuh i hate kids. Stop being a brat. Your mom is gonna lose it

KRYPTONIAN MEDITATION!!!! YASSSS! #rememberkaraiskryptonian2017

Finally some sister time

“new and horrible* yep accurate

Alex to Kara: “You got me.”   me: *cries an entire river*

HUG!!!!!!!!!!!! YASSSS!! *cries a whole nother river*

Okay, but why did it have to be snakes tho? Why is it always snakes?

This kid is really starting to bug me. Its like she wants her mom to go evil. Chill girl chill

Oh good a fucked up nuresery rythm

Alex!

I wish, but no, Kara, he’s fine. Unfortunately

A+ to the Danvers sisters moment, F to the heavy mention of Mon-El

A headbutt, Kara? A little dramatic, but okay.

I’m sorry to say I’m underwhelmed by Psi. Thought she’d be cooler, maybe a recurring villain

“I’m Alex, your cool new stepmom.”

Oh shit sanvers not now. Not yet. I can’t take it

APOLIGIZE!!

HUG!!!

They hugged :)

Oh god Sam is here, I knew it! FUck!

What? She’s what? Taking over L-Corp? NOOOO! I love Lena at L-Corp

Haha me as Sam trying to figure out if I have superpowers

No. Please no to whatever this is with Lena and James

SISTER NIGHT!!!

Jonn drinking alone...FIELD TRIP TO MARS!

[madamemilkandhoneysuckle]

 1. how tall are you?:  5′5 2. what color and style is your hair?: natural chestnut brown and waist-length with long layers 

3. what color are your eyes?: Straight up blue 4. do you wear glasses?: Nope, 20/20 5. do you have braces?: When I was 15-16 6. what’s your fashion style?: Vintage sundresses, sheer cardigans, oversized sweaters, skinny jeans with my favorite brown lace up boots, white t-shirts and high waist jeans with my favorite grey canvas sneakers

7. full name?: Leigh 8. when were you born: March 1st 9. how old are you?: young at heart 10. where are you from/where do you live now?: New England. I’m an east coast girl, for sure. 11. do you have siblings?: One younger brother and one younger sister 12. what school do you go to?: Ole Miss 13. what kind of student are you?: Passionate when I like a subject, but driven, self-punishing when I am struggling, I work really hard when I am failing something, getting tutored, staying after for extra work, making a nuisance of myself with the teacher. Sometimes this has paid off and other times, it didn’t matter at all to the teacher. Any math ever since I was 12 and chemistry... I’m looking at you.... 14. do you like school?: I loved school when I got to college and got to take subjects I was interested in.  15. what are your favorite school subjects?: English, history, and philosophy. I also really liked astronomy and biology (even though I hated all other sciences) 16. what are your favorite TV shows?: Peaky Blinders, Mad Men, and Vikings. I used to be a ‘Game of Thrones’ fan, but the last two seasons were SO disappointing, except for Sansa’s story-line, that I lost interest. I also love miniseries's; Our World War, Band of Brothers, The Pacific, AMC’s The Terror, War and Peace (2016)   17. what are your favorite movies?: Roman Holiday, The Philadelphia Story, Gilda, It Happened One Night, To Catch A Thief, Vertigo, It’s a Wonderful Life, Love In the Afternoon, Rebecca, The Ghost and Mrs. Muir, The Thin Man, Since You Went Away, Meet John Doe, Now Voyager, Bringing Up Baby, Doctor Zhivago, Notorious, Casablanca, Carmen Jones 

18. what are your favorite books?: Jane Eyre, Lord of the Rings, Madam Bovary, Anna Karenina, Their Eyes Were Watching God, House of Spirits, Love in the Time of Cholera, Lady Chatterley's Lover, Wuthering Heights, The Kitchen God’s Wife, House of Seven Gables, Rebecca, Rose Daughter, Dune, anything by Juliet Marillier or Patricia A. McKillip  19. what are your favorite pastimes?: Writing, reading, singing, guitar, running, baking, cooking, listening to music, watching movies 20. any regrets?: Meh, not really. Other than accidentally waving to people when I thought they were waving to me, but they were actually waving to the person behind me.

21. would you get married and where?: I am married and I got married in my hometown 22. what’s your dream job?: published author   23. do you want kids at some point?: I have a daughter. Her name is Penelope. I would like one more. 24. are you a girly girl, regular girl, or tomboy?: I have moments of all three, regular is an odd term though. I think regular is relative to the individual. 25. do like shopping?: Ugh, only if it’s for books. I love clothes, but I hate shopping for them. And I just want to get in and out of the grocery store, even though I like to cook.    26. what’s your scariest nightmare?: I had a really bad one when I was like nine where the Jolly Green Giant dressed up as Superman ate my house. I have no idea where that came from and it freaked me the f out. 28. do you have a significant other?: Yes 29. do you believe in miracles?: Yes, but I think they are more rare than people claim.

Music [Put your music on shuffle and write down the next thirty songs]: Renegades by X Ambassadors The Man by The Killers When You were Young by The Killers (i will always LOVE this one) Radioactive by Imagine Dragons Ride by Twenty One Pilots Africa cover by Weezer (effing amazing cover, don’t care if that’s basic) The Middle by Jimmy Eat World (hello junior high, this was the only good thing about you) Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen Never Really Over by Katy Perry (keeping bubble gum pop alive like a boss) More Than a Feeling by Boston Sultans of Swing by Dire Straits Hey You by Pink Floyd Sucker by The Jonas Brothers (yes, it’s a bop, so sue me) Hotel California by The Eagles I Won’t Back Down by Tom Petty You Are in Love by Taylor Swift (diehard Swiftie) Edge of Seventeen by Stevie Nicks (YASSSS QUEEN) Here With Me by Marshmello and Chvrches Harry’s Game by Celtic Woman Lyin’ Eyes by The Eagles We Will Rock You by Queen Piece of My Heart by Janis Joplin (YASSS QUEEN) She Wolf by Shakira Start Me Up by The Rolling Stones Bubblegum Bitch by Marina and the Diamonds Chlorine by Twenty One Pilots (’Trench’ is one of the best albums I’ve ever heard) The Chain by Fleetwood Mac Seven Nation Army by The White Stripes You Shook Me All Night Long by AC/DC Primadonna by Marina and the Diamonds