#yassified mac

[yooniesim]

"I may not be much, but I'm all I think about." 🥽🎛️🛹

Mackenzie Fraser

Age: 21

Blood Type: AB

Height: 5'10"

Identity: Bisexual Man

Nationality: American

Rider Style: Freestyle

Alternate Sport: Skateboarding

Motto: “Keep it real.”

Favorite Music: Blink-182, DJ Carl Cox

Voice Actor: Ryan Wall

Mac is by far the youngest rider on the tour, and a bit of a paradox. He can be really immature, even for his age, trying too hard for attention and to be everyone's buddy. But there are times when he isolates himself, turns into a lone wolf and looks out at the world with the eyes of a much older and experienced person. His fellow competitors mistake this for snobbery, but Mac is wary of building lasting friendships. Mac has arguably had the toughest childhood of the SSX competitors, and he learned the harsh reality lessons very early in his life. He learned to make himself invisible when necessary, and this has translated into a successful strategy for racing. "Where did he come from?" the standard reaction to his victories. - SSX Tricky

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[aridridge]

hi grey!! sending this as an ask so it's easier for people scrolling thru your blog to see and b/c i noticed you got the question

for people converting blushes into skin details using the method detailed in the post, MAKE SURE YOU GO INTO WAREHOUSE AND MAKE THE COMPOSITION METHOD 0!!!! if you don't, it might look gray/muddy since anything but composition method 3 makes it so skin details blend into the selected skin tone and make it look weird if it's supposed to be a color detail! also the method works as an override, CAS standalone, or additional swatch! 💗

PSA FOR EVERYONE!! thank you so much lucia i did not know this but absolutely that's a necessary add

also just a quick sidenote on this same topic if anyone's interested: if you'd rather keep the blush as makeup for infants, you can do that by opening the blush in sims 4 studio, clicking "warehouse", clicking on the CAS parts that will show up on the left side of the screen, and then on the left side of the screen, scrolling down to the section that says "Age gender". underneath male & female there's a row that says "value," and next to that you can paste in 000030FE. if you do that for every CAS part that's listed on the left, then hit save, it will enable the makeup for infants, even though they don't have makeup enabled by default :)

[beachbabey]

your instagram but you're married to bob floyd

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y/n.floyd: the fratboy pose is kinda hot ngl

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trace.nat: no, don't de-yassify my boy like that

rooster_bb: dad energy, it's the squint and the trucker cap

-> y/n.floyd: *daddy 👀

-> coyote.jm: she sat right next to me as she wrote this, on military time 😒

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y/n.floyd: yeah but does your husband send you cute selfies of him at work?

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r.bob.floyd: love ya honey ;)

cs_fanboy: I send you selfies all the time :(

-> r.bob.floyd: yeah @/y/n.floyd what about our son??

h.n.g.m.n: where's the baby on board sticker I bought you?? 😔

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y/n.floyd: but you haven't seen my baby, but you haven't seen my man <3

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r.bob.floyd: @/trace.nat what does it mean to be 'lana del ray coded'?

-> trace.nat: dw about it 💕

coyote.jm: looking hot rob!!

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y/n floyd: still feels like yesterday, love you forever robby <3

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r.bob.floyd: thanks for making this sailor the happiest man alive, love you baby xx

rooster.bb: the way bob still blushes when you wink at him is kinda cute ngl, but you didn't hear that from me

reubenfitch: my favourite couple

-> trace.nat: literally couple goals 💕

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y/n.floyd: whos the birthday boy?

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ice.ice.kazansky: have a good one bobby!

cs_fanboy: birthday boy is currently singing (screaming) suspicious minds in a fully packed bar, wish you were here @/y/n.floyd

-> y/n.floyd: omg please tell me someone recorded it PLEASE

-> cs_fanboy: I gotchu baby <3

reubenfitch: happy birthday, my second favourite wizzo ❤

-> r.bob.floyd: see this is why you weren't invited 😐(jk, love you bro)

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y/n.floyd: they're holding mav's bike as blackmail for pt training

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h.n.g.m.n: @/petemitchell just give us a week's break and you can have your precious set of wheels back

-> petemitchell: I'll give you 2 days and you only have to do 25 laps on the field

trace.nat: I can't believe you'd rat us out like this @/y/n.floyd

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y/n.floyd: better hold on tight, spidermonkey

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coyote.jm: what archive did you full this from?!?!

-> y/n.floyd: freshman year of college, it was his first play 🥰

rooster_bb: west side story??

-> r.bob.floyd: omg how did u know?

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y/n.floyd: aftermath of mav's thanksgiving

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r.bob.floyd: I sincerely apologise to anybody who didn't get to try Penny's mac and cheese, it was just too good

cs_fanboy: he sneaked into the kitchen, i caught him stuffing like two slices of pie in his mouth lmao

-> r.bob.floyd: not cool man :/ i saw you chugging like five glasses of sweet tea

[baronafanas002]

Monsters/cryptids that passed as smash

Abe sapien

The amphibian man

Billy butcherson

The angel of dead

Dagon

El fauno

Yassified baron afanas

Mac tonight

Cesare

Didn't pass

Baron afanas OG

The bye bye man

Saru

The candy shop owner

Adrian

Grady

The gentleman

The pale man

[leaffiii]

UM UM U UM UM UM *LOOKS AWAY*

[thrutheinferno]

it’s always slaying in philadelphia

(apologies to my dennis girlies for lack of content)

all of charlie’s piercings are infected btw

[ariennebeak]

I've been trying to sketch every day and charlie is so fun to draw so have some of my favourites

[rebirthreblogrecycle]

Rawr n.n

Means I love you in dinosaur

Ach, there was a recent one where the punchline was “dinosyaur” and the pronunciation was yassified somehow, but really that one is a bit more of a sonic joke than one that translates to script~

SO ANYWAYS, rump-thump-rumbling to a makeup tower near you : Profusion Cosmetics x Jurassic World makeup, whoo

I ended up buying this online when they restocked, so I’m a little invested in enjoying this, HOWEVER, there are some hard truths to this palette. Such as the width. Just… as big as their inspo I guess.

There’s an approachable mix of neutral & “wearable” color shades with a few shimmer and satin shades organized in an equally beginner-friendly medley of color stories within the larger ecosystem of color stories *chuckle, chortle*

I am on a bit of a mini mission to identify and create looks based off such mini-color-stories, for example based off above :

1) Greens - Brachiosaurus, Paleontologist, Stegosaurus, Clever Girl, and Proximity Alert (which, I already have some thoughts on Paleo & Clever Girl 😑 tut-tut);

2) Reds - Dino Trail, Road, Warning, Run, T-Rex

3) Cools - Hide, High Voltage, Isla Nublar, Hybrid Clash, Security Clearance

(Deep, dark apologies for the visual aides, as they were)

But then yeah, working from there to less-obvious color mixes like Pteranodon, Velociraptor, Hide etc.

As for today, on a day where I had the time in the morning yet no real occasion to wear celebratory and fun colors but decided to in order to match the Mold Me Close You FunGuy fit, I did a yellow->vermillion->warm neutral crease, orange glitter, red outer-v shimmer, champagne inner-third shimmer, cool midtone green and blue mix for a midtone teal for the lower lash line! I ended blending out the warm shades up too with a bone/cream matte shade, and they are :

Crease | Pteranodon, Warning, Proximity Alert

Blended with | Lookout Point

Glitter | Ready For Battle (just had to very meticulously dab at the flecks of orange mixed in with purple & black glitter flecks, but it seems to have worked out!)

Outer, Inner| Run, Scared Yet?

Lower Lash | Triceratops, Mosasaurus

So to circle back to those Paleontologist-Clever Girl thoughts — they’re largely the same shade with different finishes, Paleo being the more shimmer shade and the latter being more satin I guess. I had tried to use one, then the other to include on the lower inner-third so that the bottom lid could say it had any balance to the top lid, but 8+ hours and at least a couple naps later, it seems like they didn’t survive, haha

Unfortunately, more egregious an error than that, was the cute little pistachio-mint matte shade called Preserve.

I had tried to use it to blend out the midtone teal I made, but as another beauty creator had put it, it “blended away to nothing.”

Gladly, I personally have other palettes and at least 1 MAC shade which could compensate for that one shade, but I was also blending it over concealer, namely e.l.f Hydrating Camo Concealer Satin Finish in Fair Rose, for whatever difference that makes?

On another day, I will definitely put it to the ringer; no sneaky lipsyncing singer hiding in the choir!

On the eve of this one though, my own hunt through tall grass slowly picking off a troop of paid poachers in thrillingly dramatic fashion begins~

For $20, sure, it’s very useable so far; a lighter yellow actually shows up and actually stays on the lid; glitters seem to stay exactly put - 6/10

[richard-nixon-official]

i cannot stop fucking thinking about the yassify version of that it’s always sunny meme where mac and charlie are staring at each other and i can’t find it ANYWHERE please help

[pvrpuras]

chou tzuyu. female. she/her. presenting lady zhang mei ling, 23-year-old waterbender (bloodbender) and assassin. alert yet deceitful, they find themself apprehensive of fire lord chaesan’s reign. will this be their salvation or their undoing ? 

ok so first off this intro will be edited and yassified in the next week when i’m back at my trusty mac, but i’m away rn so my raggedy old laptop has to suffice ,,, sorry to be a burden to ur eyes everyone! now onto mei ling;

when her village went through a time without new waterbenders being born, mei ling was born as the first waterbender after many years. she was always treated like a princess by her family; she got everything she asked for, no matter what she asked for. after all, her parents were incredibly proud that the gift of bending had been bestowed upon their very daughter. 

when she was old enough, her parents travelled to agna qel’a, the capital of the northern water tribe, to have masters teach mei ling the ways of waterbending. of course she was over the moon to finally have left the boring small village she was born in; she was eager to learn and always wanted to be the best at everything she did.

and the best she became; mei ling was a fast learner who quickly mastered all the challenges she was met with. even when her instructor called her a prodigy, she wasn’t yet satisfied. she knew there was more to waterbending than what she had learned and she ought to be right.

one cold evening a stranger approached her, promising her that he would be able to teach her something she had never even heard of: bloodbending. she was intrigued and naive and just like that, she went with them, never once questioning the person’s motives.

her new instructor taught her everything he could, but mei ling quickly realised that this had nothing to do with the arts of waterbending. she was uncomfortable with the idea of hurting living beings, but once again she felt pressured to be the best, no matter the cost.

fast forward a couple years later, mei ling turned out to be better at bloodbending than her own master. proud of what she had become, he came up with the idea that she should make her way to the fire nation to work for them. of course she was overjoyed-- what could be better than a job at the fire nation’s court? she would gladly clean all the toilets if it meant she was allowed to step foot into the palace. he gave her a note with an address and a name and she was on her merry way.

she was met with a harsh reality when she arrived at the suggested address; she was not given a job that would bring her nobility or glory. it was actually quite the opposite. her once beloved master had basically sold her services to lord/lady xx ( wanted connection? ) from now on, she was responsible for the nobility’s dirty work. 

nowadays, she lives in the fire nation’s shadows, forever destined to depend on the nobility’s orders. in order to not spark any distrust with the locals, mei ling works as a renown healer located in the red city.

even though she has made herself quite the name among the corrupt side of the fire nation’s nobility, she is deeply unhappy with the way she is living her life. mei ling may have more wealth than before and some strange form of glory, but she knows her parents would be horrified if they ever found out what she became.

[rupert-of-the-rhine]

I’m not American so there is a high likelihood I might be hallucinating this but anyone remember that advert for some Mac and cheese company where Thomas Jefferson is a yassified chad and starts dissing Mac and cheese???

[angie-serpant]

—My irl friends out of context—

-TAKE YOUR PENIS BOOK AND BAKED LAYS CHIPS AND GET OUT

-Who’s that Pokémon? It’s always the gingers.

-Gingers (derogatory)

-Try for the backside of the donkey

-is it normal to want to platonically fuck your friends

-NASA's still fucking looking for that dick Niki

-I’ve actually just become god

-anyways that william afton guy was doing what he had to do to become immortal and yk what i don’t blame him🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 like sure he killed kids but like he unlocked immortality so🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

-shyummy

-this was payback for my Marcus Lopez rambles

-THATZ ILLEALY

-CHRIST???

-Does anyone else’s sneezes sound like explosions

-william afton is way too old. mans could sneeze and turn to dust. who’s letting peepaw run around killing people.

-Good for fucking you

-Wulti level warketing

-Demigirl? More like Demigod

-Emma you are a walking tiktok section

-The penis in the butt

-I’m educating you on kinks

-It’s okie you guys have socks

-He just randomly starts throwing people

-I wanna make out with some zombies

-I missed the ✨hole✨

-I’m not thinking I just don’t wanna do it

-My brother just walked in the door and called me a turd what in the Disney Channel Original Movie

-the yassifying of me, a 3 part series

-Mkay so should they talk more before that happens or just get straight into the chaos like a YouTube intro?

-G̶̬͌̈́́̄͝͠e̴̡͙͎̙̦̻̲͈͓̹̍͑̈̎̽̐̕͘ͅȯ̷̗͉̭̤̘͇̦̗̀̈́̌̏͑͝͝ḑ̸̧̙͈̖̬̣͚͇̖͔̲̲̳̓̌͂̉̀́̈́͝e̶̹͈͒̄

-ITS A SUSSY CHICKEN NUGGET

-I’m fucking one of our tables many holes

-STOP MAKING UNDERWEAR SEXUAL

-You are the thistle in the tender and sensitive arse crack of my life.

-reaperussy

-Look at his cute little butthole

-I saw gay I’m happy

-What the FUCK milk man!?

-I like big titties

-Who’s ginger is this? Somebody come get their ginger child!

-Cumtext

-We’ve adopted the ginger, say hello

-Thankedr

-Emma I’ve wanted to fuck to grim reaper too

-It’s like a magnifying glass but smarter

-HELLO POLICE IVE WITNESSED A MAKEOUT SESSION

-Ah yes, the color of horn-e

-You can touch my ass if you want

-Being gay IS fantastic!

-Why do we have those stupid ankles!? They’re useless!!!

-We have different temperatured fingers

-You’re not a very roomable person

-shush you’re a secret undercover ginger

-Wait what’s the ferrets gender?

-All hail the stinky noodles

-Foot emoji

-I LOVE TRUCKS AND BEER AND GUNS AND ALCOHOL AND WOMEN TIME TO SHOVE A FIREWORK UP MY ASS FIR FOURTH OF JULY

-I was scrolling through Tiktok and I did not expect to see a shirtless Bruno but here I am, utterly shocked, and needing soap for my eyes

-GUCK

-SIFRY

-The chess hierarchy

-I used to date my father

-New suicide method; shoving a firework up my ass

-*gasp* WHAT THE FRICK FRACK TIC TAC SNICK SNACK CARDIAC QUARTERBACK DUDE NAMED JACK BIG MAC LICK LACK BIG BACK DID YOU JUST SAY???1?1?1?1???1??1

-Either baby or menace to society

-I have committed vehicular manslaughter once

-their head? gone. their eyes? scooped. their hair? ripped out. their mom? fucked by me. their limbs? separated from their body. their soul? sent to hell. their neck? broken.

-only reason i’m not is because it’s cold and my dad would question me

-demigod more like i am god

-Fuck now im thinking of dirty shit

-should i write the most heart wrenching saddest thing ever and send it to a friend who did nothing wrong i’m just a writer with evil sad writing? The correct answer is yes brb

-how many sins can one commit in a family friendly game the answer is all 7.

-The lord cant help you here, this is horny jail

-snuck out. went out into the freezing cold. played in the snow rolling around yk like normal. men were staring at me. tried to call people. no one was awake so i did what any sane person does. flipped them off and continued playing in the snow occasionally showing i had a weapon on me and went inside when my hands were numb.

-I’m so cold my metaphoric dick could fall off

-Stop being Scottish

-……Would I fuck that?

-michigan was actually kind of a bitch

-I’m the sewer rat of the table monarchy

-Spit on the skeleton man

-Guys I just accidentally called a demon mama

-it was really quiet too and i just went “dick!”

-Well I would assume from the womb

-Don’t tell the Christians I said that

-I don’t think ghosts have genitalia

-fuckerino but okie

-Cleansed but casually

-The bar is low and they’re limbo dancing with Satan

-You are no longer the Virgin Mary

-White people scare me

-I think my dog hates white people

-Is that a picture of two robot toys having sex????

-Do not do anything related to genitalia

-water so cold my metaphysical dick had disappeared

-hath thou mother lie in bed with i? yeseth. yeseth she hath.

-fuck the celestial nap

-Holy shit godsona

-Penis

-Texas chainsaw yassacre

-Would getting your eye holes fingered feel good if you didn’t have eyese

-pussy poppingly good

-Why does he look so hot when he’s bloody?

-Fucking boogie woogies

-“i am vengeance” yeah ok i’m horny. next story.

-My underwear smells like orgasms

-cöckenbållen

-You just kneed my vagina

-You put the pp in the arse

-I’m almost done with that drawing of the pregnant lady

-Nah I’m gonna go listen to sad music and cry over dog shit some more

-I just imagined your father having sex *wails*

-I’m not touching your penis water bottle

-you pray to god in your hair routine?

-quench it deep

-I DO NOT HAVE A ROBOT FETISH

-i’m fucking one of our tables many WET holes

-Nah bitch is my love language

-I think it was the penis

-The angels are looking down on us in disappointment

-müsic mæn

-You are a gremlin you stole the wand of an all powerful wizard

-I can do the worm but I’m too embarrassed to

-My bed is in the sky now

-I think I stepped in old cum

-Ah yes, Oinherest and Ponterist, my favorite medias of the social

-That’s still repeating it dumbãss

-A sexy inchworm

-I know what skin feels like

-I promise I won’t moan again

-I DID NOT ASK ABOUT CAR GENITALIA!!!

-What if we’re all just sperm swimming in gods balls

-Keep your crouch away from my fucking ass

-I FEEL VERY GENDER

-i have rubbed off the gender

-Happy awakening hour

-i want death in the form of sex so that i can die an unvirgin

-As a person with a dick

-“Sexy” mmmmm dishwater😍😍🥵🥵🥵🤤🤤🤤

-I have a serotonin inducing concept

-Would you rather eat oven baked rotten potatoes or ask Jesus why he has no bitches

-That’s the last time- OW-

-I want it! BALLS!

-You have very disproportionate balls Killian

-Why are we talking about dick hair

-I want abs, I have a squishy girl body

-you should play the sexaginta-quattuordle

-I think a ghost just tried to fuck me

-titty stress balls

-i live paralyzing fear that im going to hit a grandmother with a car

-guys killian is thinking about tactical advantages to shoot me

-killian gets turned on by among us

-Oh it’s on the floor I’m gonna kill myself

-i would fuck myself- YOU ARENT ATTRACTED TO YOURSELF YOU ARE JUST SELF CONFIDENT

-oh no i forgot how to human

-I’m going to combust into a column of flame

-Imagination goes crazy when it’s 12.30 in the morning and you’re 📯🦵 it just goes to 100% percent

-I’m thinking about your mom

-i need someone to just take my spine out and play with it like a fucking cowboy rope

-That’s awkward❤️

-i’d rather solve one of the seven greatest wonders then solve my mental issues

-I feel my thigh bones expanding

-Oh my god kill. YES

-i’m a pussy, a bitch if you may, a coward as the youngins say, a weakling also

-dying is fatherless behavior

-minty bread

-It’s cuz your torso’s longer then mine

-THIS IS CRANBERRY ABUSE

-Oh I do Desire for that😙

-like ok oui oui baguette go fuck yourself

[imeverywoman420]

How to yassify cheap food like instant rice frozen chicken breast etc;

Garlic butter

Polynesian sauce packet from chick fil a

Just put shredded cheese on it

Bacon bits

Tajin.

Buffalo ranch seasoning

Scramble an egg and chop it into itty bitty pieces and put it in ur bowl of rice and whatever protein

Just eat breakfast for most meals of the day. I could eat a jimmy dean sausage bowl twice a day every day until i died.

Butter on a poptart

Try making those Recipes on the back of the instant side noodle packs. Like smokey chicken bacon mac and cheese.

[baronafanas002]

I already have mac tonight inked on me a few years ago but i want another one ✨

[ikea-doona]

[image descriptions: two edited screenshots from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

They are close ups of Mac and Charlie staring each other down in a fancy restaurant. Both of their faces have been edited by the Yassify app, so they now look like they’re wearing contouring make-up and have had their brows done and lips filled. End ID]

[baronafanas002]

Smash results✅:

Dor neven

Ken

Cesare

Mac tonight

Baron afanas (yassified)

El fauno

The angel of death

Dagon

Billy butcherson

Abe sapien

The amphibian man

The silver surfer

Bacon baron afanas

Human saru

Slenderman/the operator

Carl

Pass results ❎:

The thin clown

The pale man

The gentleman

Grady

Adrian

The candy shop owner

Saru

The bye bye man

Baron afanas OG

Lady sharpe

Mother ghost

The icecream man

The carrot fbi agent

Doug as mime

Nosferatu

La gueule

Even tho tumblr is a monsterfucker site i haven't seen much of you hitting smash. I mean how could you say no to the king of monsters?