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I love this family here
#say whatever you like#but they are really sweet and caring about eachother#dungeon meshi#namari dungeon meshi#namari of kahka brud#dunmeshi#mr. tansu#mrs. tansu#kaka folke#kiki folke#kaka and kiki#yarn folke#tansu folke#mr. tansu is such a funny character#my shit
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You do an awful lot of complaining about money for someone who's buying that much yarn
YARN IS THE NEW AVOCADO TOAST, YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST
#this one was too funny not to publicize sorry everybody#the reason I'll never be able to afford a home is because I bought enough yarn to make a blanket#sergle.txt#it's the crochet you see.#god. I enjoy that. if only I hadn't made my $70 lion brand purchase. it would've made all the difference.
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Oh yeah baby it's like I'm there with em
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#Kirby#Kirby Car#Carby#Dream Land's Finest#Bomb Rally#Poison Kirby#Sword Kirby#Magolor#Gooey#Yin Yarn#gooey kirby#Kirby series#text post meme#text post memes#it's funny because Magolor IS the sorcerer#she speks#she speks originale#she edits
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Hahahaha
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Sudden strong urge to write a song that sounds like a love song but is actually describing the symptoms of POTS (and/or is talking about salt? maybe?) despite not having song-writing skills This impulse brought to you by the realization that both things are sometimes described using phrases like heart flutter* and weak in the knees and how many times I say things like "I want to but my heart won't let me" or "my heart is telling me not to go" (meaning "my heart rate is too high") *I thought about this one too many times and now the phrase makes no sense but I think it's a real phrase?
#the person behind the yarn#also brought to you by the phrase 'coal mine canary of a heart'#which popped into my head because my heart rate right now is a little absurd#but I am having no other symptoms (besides fatigue)#which tells me something is wrong and getting wronger but idk what yet#hence the canary comparison lol#also I just think this would be a funny concept if I could manage it#as someone who has POTS and is ace
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Make sure you are prepared for the great woodland’s slumber party!
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Once again I found a new fav from a niche game and have began to obsess over them enough to actually draw fanart
#identity v#idv#idv fool's gold#identity v fool's gold#fool's gold#my art#fanart#i know hunters aren't dolls but consider: giving him a button eye & yarn hair is funny#norton campbell#idv prospector
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We said, "God we want to create" and the lord said "here's a sheep figure it out" and ya know what? We did.
#I don't actually believe in god#i just think i'm funny#Crochet#crocheting#yarn crafts#yarn#craftblr#knitting#fiber arts#yarnblr#fiber crafts
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😂👏😂 @anniescatalog
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I went to a local yarn store for the first time, and while I was there, somebody was talking about getting a beginner's knitting kit, and she inquired about when lessons were, and when she was told that they'd be happy to sit down with her and teach her, she was so delighted. She talked about how excited she was and how much she wanted to learn to knit, and it just... it made me fall in love with humanity. It was this pure, unadulterated happiness coming from somebody and it was so genuine and kind, and I couldn't help but smile.
I guess all of this is to say... every moment, there are tiny little joys like this all over the world, and it makes this life worth living. I hope you witness and feel joy this simple, this pure.
#positivity#and she was older too! it made me really happy because it just reminds me that there is no such thing as 'too old'#you will never be too old to learn something - to feel that level of happiness and excitement#if i think about this too hard i'm going to start crying#and the yarn store has this really hip name and all the patrons there were older women and i thought that was cute and funny#i felt so odd being the only young person there though but i know that's just my own insecurity and not how they'd feel#i find older people absolutely LOVE when young people share their interests. i think old people get... used to feeling out of touch...#...and almost... neglected in a way by younger adults. it's hard to describe but i sense some loneliness in some old people y'know?#and when i share their interests... maybe it's like they feel young again - seen by somebody else?#that's my assumption anyway. but i like being around old people - they can absolutely be kind and gentle and i appreciate it
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Guilty as charged 😁✌️
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Leaning in to the ornament idea: what if I get those plastic ornament balls to encase each crochet before I hang them up on the ceiling. It would be like the movie. Also would protect them from dust better I hope.
#text#but then they couldnt be layered so densely#but now im always so aware of Dust and it's so much more noticeable on the black yarn and i dont like it!!#it would be funny to bubble them all. get orbed#but also it would take a lot of time and money so will just be a thought to ponder for now
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their halloween costumes . i couldnt finish it in time for halloween 😔cursed carpal tunnel and veilguard release
the idea is that maidris + nox are dressed up as evil scientist immren's experiments lol. nox's costume is like if he was dressed as a tiefling and a slayer at the same time but immren ran out of grey paint for him (and the extra arms are made out of paper mâché )
immren also made the gore on maidris out of yarn which im super happy with how it came out. yay textures
(maidris belongs to @spellmage and nox belongs to @cats-obsessions )
#my art#dark urge#bg3#there are mistakes.. but i dont wanna keep working on this .. so im looking awway#oc: immren#bhaalbucks#bone plague#nox is half elf in the modern au instead of full tiefling bc cat doesnt want to draw his horns all the time#so him dressing up as his canonverse self is kind of funny#gore#it’s yarn but whatevrr
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Hey y'all! So I am still in touch with the kidlet I used to babysit, and last time we talked I used (what I am pretty sure was) slang that is more his generation than mine and he initially laughed a little, then I could visibly see him process that I was the one who'd said it and he started giggling uncontrollably and repeating what I'd said, so of course I want to learn more slang I can drop in conversation with him We were playing Stardew Valley and I killed a skeleton or something, and he said "Skeletons will die if you hit them with swords" so I said "skill issue" (or something like that? it's been a few days I could have a few words wrong, but I definitely said skill issue and he was not expecting it) So yeah any more modern but not tumblr-specific slang y'all can recommend I drop into conversation with an elementary schooler to make them laugh at the idea of a grown up using slang?
#the person behind the yarn#his reaction was so funny I instantly wanted to learn more modern slang#both so I can use it correctly in conversation with him#but also so I can use it incorrectly sometimes#because I think correcting my slang usage would be both good for him from a learning perspective#in that he would have to figure out how to articulate why the usage was wrong#and absolutely hilarious for both him and I#and his parents definitely Do Not Do modern slang#they aren't like...against it? or anything? they just don't encounter it#and when he was little bitty and I was teaching him some sign language and some Spanish#they did not learn either language at all so I think languages just aren't their thing#(I taught him some sign language because he did not like sitting still and it was a way to work on letters when he was little)#(and Spanish because it came up in conversation and he asked)
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Hey hello!
Here are some colored doodles of the fun little DHMIS bodyswap idea thought up by the very fun, very smart @escargon! I did them way back when and wanted to finish them up to add to the fun lol.
It was sooo much fun to draw and I hope I made it clear whos who by the body language/dialogue but if not! I put a helpful little diagram in there. Also,as well, I think if Duck had access to a relatively-normal sized body like Reds’ that duckman is dressing up and NO ONE can stop him. So that’s the last two.
#DHMIS#don't hug me i'm scared#dhmis duck#dhmis red guy#dhmis yellow guy#I have SOOO MUCH TO SAY ABT THESE BC THIS CONCEPT IS SO FUCKING FUNNY TO MY ANY WAY YOU SLICE IT#so im just putting it here bc. i said everything nessecary I think.#anyways i think yellow in reds body would just be crouching down the whole time. not used to the height and is a lil scared of standing up#also think he would mouthbreathe so hard he'd get the whole front of yarn wet itd be disgusting shkdsh#i think either ONE of them in yellows body is like 'OW WHY DO I SUDDENLY HAVE A MIGRAINE'#and I absolutely think Duck in Reds body would be a literal actual monster#He would let the new height go to his head SOOO FAST its not even funny like. just absolute menacery#and obligatory getting to wear normal clothes of course. again. mad with power imo.#also i DID draw but didnt finish the idea that Red would hate both of the other twos clothes. like just be so viscerally uncomfortable#i drew a lot of stuff that didnt make it here but yknow what thats just stuff only my good friend Bear shall know i suppose............#my dhmis postings#me art
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#shrimp#crochet#yarn#amigurumi#fuckin idk it’s hilarious#not my best work but hey#it’s funny#crochet crafts#crochetblr
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