#yape pmtok

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I'm Bacc

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how do i even talk about this

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I see you're a Juno Songs fan. Did you hear Yape 2? What did you think of it?

This was me when I first watched it.

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This Cat is Mine!

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as per my wonderful mutual [@gaypplreal]'s request: i will be speaking about THE YAPE AU

[or scissors pmtok: reanimator, the official unofficial title]

CONTENT WARNING: LITERALLY EVERYTHING

[blood, gore, death, surgery, clearly unhealthy relationships that are only fun to watch in fiction...]

also this is long

and a comedy-horror because it is silly, but very bloody

so, for starters, this is a gijinka/humanised au. so that way the gore makes sense.

the way i interpret scissors is sort of like a reserved mad scientist. she's still the dual-blade duelist first and foremost, this is more of a side thing.

this "science thing" is the human-world counterpart to what she does ingame. cutting people up and sewing them back together would be pretty grisly if this world wasn't all-paper.

[handaconda being our main canon example. it's alive! and scissors is the one who gave life to it, somehow. alongside the paper cutout soldiers. in my head this translates to something like a lab experiment.]

so scissors is pretty quick to take life, but she also likes to play with it, since she can somehow give it.

she likes to play with life. killing people and resurrecting them just to kill them again. like windup toys.

in a realistic context, this would obviously be bloody. she'd do surgery just for fun, as an act of intimacy. it's as simple and it's as caring as a kiss to her.

[sidenote: i also see scissors as being skilled at embroidery (and sutures) since fabric scissors are a thing]

so, we're getting closer to the crux of my point. but not quite! this au is scisstape centric, kind of. [sorry.]

i would go into my dynamic for them but then this post would be even longer so to cut a long story short [ha-ha]

i don't really ship them, i just think they're dating and it's horrible. they do love eachother but in different and [sometimes] disgusting ways.

you know how i mentioned surgical intimacy earlier? scissors would take tape's heart out just to hold it closer. [don't ask how he doesn't die: it's magic]

i used a literal analogy for my version of their relationship once: you can't use tape without scissors but once you have that pairing one is just going to chip away at the other. forever.

[so their relationship sucks and i would not condone performing vivisections on your partner irl but fortunately they are not real]

[also i think non toxic versions of scisstape are really cute this is just my version since i'm insane]

with everything established, i think, finally, we can get to my point.

yape.

in this au, yape is a busted zombie-ish copy of tape, created by scissors herself. for a plethora of reasons, and from a plethora of parts.

[she couldn't have both if she took all of tape's parts. just, snippets, if you will. alongside various grafts she had laying around.]

but why did she make him? yape is a love letter to tape, in a terrible way. i'm saying terrible a lot.

"i love you so much that i made another you." "don't you like him?"

tape, unsurprisingly, does not like yape. he's usually tolerant-ish of scissors, but this is just too far.

yape, conversely, loves tape. i described it as christian man following the god whose image they were made in.

yape functions. well enough. he bleeds a lot from places he should and shouldn't. sometimes the stitches peel away and sometimes his guts are out on the ground.

but through scissors' miracle of life, yape can't die. can he feel pain? sure. can he understand it?

yape was a mistake. and yape is a mistake.

because he's still within the present tense.

IF YOU READ THIS FAR I OWE YOU MY LIFE

FEEL FREE TO ASK SPECIFIC QUESTIONS, ALTHOUGH I HAVENT FLESHED MUCH OUT YET [THIS IS A NEW IDEA]

also scissors and tape are both lesbians tape is just really butch. masc-ing tape. ha-ha.

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[spookymoonz]

HELP WHAT-

OVERWEIGHT TEN YEAR OLD I CAN’T-

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Just some Origami Korigami Doodles—

(Yazz, Sean, and Harry belong to @officialpokemonkatt)

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YAY!!!! CAKE!!!!!!!

made this in advance of the next time it happens

ABCDEFGHI KLMNOP RST V XY

21/26

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They're finally here and done

My legion of stationary references

THE BOIS

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My reaction when i discovered the FNF Paper Mario Origami King Mods secret song

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wait 'twice removed' what was the reason as to why quinten was removed he/they (I have no f-ing idea what their pronouns are) seems like an all out fun person to hand around with :(

Twice removed is a term used for (lack of better words) a cousin that is not of the same generation as you (rather, that cousin would be either two generations older than you or two generations younger than you). Rizzo is two generations older than Quinten (Quinten is only 16 while Rizzo is like 27). By all means, Rizzo doesn’t really have the mental capacity to handle his very hyperactive cousin

Also you’re right anon! Quinten does use he/they pronouns!

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YAPE HERITAGE POST

Man on the Internet incomplete drawings!!!! I don't know when i drew them, some are old :-D

1) The first one is about the Juno Songs' The Rowdy Rusher video.

2) The second one is a parody of Mario Movie Song "Peaches"....

3) A random (?) study of Mettaton that it wasn't about nothing special.

4) Becksula (i am completely normal about this Alex's outfit lol, i draw him a lot of times)

[friendlybatteringram]

Alas, in my mad scramble to draw humanized versions of all the members of the Legion of Stationery, I completely forgot about YAPE.

Guardian of the Turd Brown Streamer, YAPE does many things and even a stuff or two. Also he became an anime swordsman and mastered all the Kanjis. All of them.

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So, that's how I found my voice.