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[diaphamin]

rocking w slut haechan cus slut haechan rockin w us 🔥 .. i’ll let this linger for a little longer sisters

how not to be a virgin 101 lee donghyuck smau

summary college is about gaining further education, to some, but to y/n it means she is finally free to explore the side of life she was never able to. parties, relationships, and sex. she was tired of being dull, tired of being the only one around her who hasn’t experienced anything romantic. she was ready to be the exact opposite of what she wasn’t. the only problem being… she doesn’t know how. that’s when she calls upon haechan, someone notoriously known for having a bit too much fun… and asks him for guidance.

status: ongoing ?/?/24 — ?/?/? taglist open

warnings & others drugs (weed), alcohol, explicit language, kms jokes, college au, virgin reader, haechan is fuckboyish at the start, smut, fluff, angst(?), trial and error relationships, sex jokes, idk what else i missed.

this will feature people from the groups of: aespa, nct, the boyz, enhypen, ateez, and le sserafim

i am in no way claiming this is how these people act in real life, the way they are written is simply for the story!

MASTERLIST

characters 01 | characters 02

01 a fresh start

02 better call saul

03 the stupid sex pact

04 party party party

05 up your game

rest tbd ˚　.　౨ৎ ﹒

likes, comments, and reblogs are super appreciated ♡

[diaphamin]

i fear i need that

[diaphamin]

haechan get behind me .. yangyang get behind me .. NCT GET BEHIND ME

[diaphamin]

NOBODY FUCKING SPEAK TO ME EVER AGAIN

[diaphamin]

WHERE DID MY PANTS GO?????😭😭😭😭😭😭

[diaphamin]

came back from writing for five seconds to say i took his ass on a DATE because we are DATING

[diaphamin]

wish i could dip his tip in wingstop ranch and eat it with a side of fries

[diaphamin]

I Miss You So Fucking Much Number Neighbor Haechan.

number neighbor — lee donghyuck 𝜗𝜚

in which haechan follows the trend of texting your number neighbor determined to make them his friend

part one

diaphamin: welcome to the second part of the stranger series friends 😲

previous — next

taglist: open @selleular @swanyvess @222low

[diaphamin]

i just got down on my knees and started sobbing hysterically

[diaphamin]

welcome back renjun

[diaphamin]

i’m fine. i’m good bro like i’m fine like i am OKAY. like im cool. ITS COOL. i’m okay. it’s alright. i am in fact so fucking splendid.

[diaphamin]

when jaehyun goes bald he’s just gonna be a peach with like peach fuzz

[diaphamin]

they are sisters separated at birth

[diaphamin]

OJ MY GUCKING GOD HELLOO HELLOOOOIIOOO HELLOOOOOOO OH HM GODDDDD DOUB MH GOF HERLLI PLRESFR DONY TAKT HIM AWAI FRON ME HERNLO OH MU GOF HEFNO WHADU THE GUVK IH NH GOOGDNRFS JEARHUIN JARRHYUN AJEHIN JAEHYIN HAEDBUN JAEHIKN AJEHHUN JAEHYUN PJB MH GOD OH MGNF ON GUVK OH MU GOF WJSY THE FUCK

[diaphamin]

i need it in my mouth.

sorry.

[diaphamin]

nct dream do you know i’m crazy?